Kool-aid and Tin Foil By Cornelius Tags : Urban Fantasy, Futa Succubus, Male to Succubus TF, /pol/, FutaxMale, PROMOTIONS!, Stealth Sex “James?” the secretary’s voice cut through the silence and sent a jolt through his skin. He had been slouching as he stared at his cold cup of coffee, but the sound of his name snapped his spine straight. She smiled and waved him on. “The Mistress will see you now,” she said before switching phone lines and turning back to her work. James stood up and fixed his suit as he looked at her. She seemed human. Looked no different from the dozen or so call workers he had outside his office peddling his name to the hearts of America. Of course, James Pent seemed human as well. He certainly looked like one. Had a wife and two kids back in Ohio who would be joining him on the campaign trail soon enough. He’d served two terms in the military as well. Got a medical discharge when they realized he had colon cancer. Year and a half of chemo cured him though, so not only was he a war vet, he was a cancer survivor. James laughed at the right times, cried at the right times, always had the right joke or the right words of condolences. James Pent seemed human. He looked over at the door to the main office and his mouth went dry. He reached down and grabbed his coffee and drank most of it one gulp. He couldn’t taste it. He looked at the cup for a moment and tossed it into the waste bin as he walked past. The door to the office swung open easily and the Mistress looked up at him with a smile. Real name Karin Muller, though he would never dare refer to her by that to her face. Ostensibly born in America though raised in Seoul, she had spent her youth flirting with the DMZ. The two of them had met while she was on vacation from her college education back in the states. Which college it was exactly changed with her mood. One day it was Yale, the next Princeton or MIT, sometimes DeVry or Oxford. He wasn’t quite sure because she always had a good story to tell about each of them. But she certainly had gotten at least a Masters in medicine, though the diploma on the wall said a BA of Business. Either way it had gotten her to CEO of Nectar Pharmaceuticals where she now produced the same life-saving medicine that had saved James Pent’s life. Karin Muller did not seem human. Maybe it was the horns. “It’s been so long Jamie,” she said as she put aside her tablet and motioned to the chair across from her desk. James quietly took his seat and stared at her desk. He didn’t like staring directly at her, it would make him uneasy like a schoolboy looking at a cheerleader. “I know we haven’t had much time to catch up lately but you should feel good about that. It means you’ve been on the right track and no one’s had to come reprimand you. Back in the day we could hardly leave you people alone lest you get yourselves axed. But you’ve proven to be very helpful.” “Thank you Mistress,” James responded. He folded his hands together then quickly unfolded them and put them on his knees. When he looked up and saw her face, he folded his hands again. “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t told what today’s meeting was for?” Karin smiled and her spaded tail flicked through the air. “How long has it been Jamie? Five? Eight years is it? How has life been, empty?” she asked as she took off her glasses and leaned on her desk. Her unabated gaze made him swallow. “A bit easier than before I suppose. Healthy as can be since I fixed my diet, though I almost puked when I had to talk outside a McDonalds the other day,” he responded, his brow furrowing with the memory. “Was absolutely disgusting though it makes campaigning for health regulations more heart felt. My wife is better looking than I’d ever hoped for. Raven like hair,” he commented, looking at the dark braid pulled over Karin’s shoulder. It was one of the few hairstyles that worked around her horns and pointed ears. “She has a good face for television and the babe is adorable,” Karin responded when his mind drifted. With a start, James looked at her again and his face flushed. “Yes, thank you. Though I always thought blondes were supposed to be the dumb ones. I swear, every word I put in her ear eventually comes out her mouth. I honestly can’t wait for the boys to be old enough to rebel just so I can hear someone else’s voice in the house.” “They can’t all be like us,” Karin said as she picked up her mug and sipped it. She was still waiting to hear from him, so he stared down and tried to come up with something else to say. “People seem to like me more. Much better than those days I spent in the Seoul bars washing the gunpowder from my mouth. But sex has gotten harder,” he continued. She laughed, so he spilled out the rest of the words. “Well, I’ve apparently gotten a bit better at it but it just doesn’t feel as good. I’ve gone back to missionary just to get things over quicker. I figure three kids will look good and it keeps her busy when they’re crying so there’s that too.” “Hmm, did I set the bar a little high back in Seoul? I didn’t mean to steal you from your future wife but I was a bit famished at the time and you were calling out to me. What was I to do?” the temptress said, her lips forming into a small pout. “I should ask if you want to go back to how it was before. It’s part of the reason I called you in after all.” James looked up at her and stared. Unease replaced by disbelief. “You mean I could get it back?” he asked slowly. Karin shrugged. “Well, not yours exactly per se. It has been eight years after all. Some got trimmed off and put back. For a number of years it was held in bulk with a few thousand others. And then there’s the whole quantum aspect of it. We’re making great strides in that by the way. Could lead to quasi-FTL in the next decade. Bulk entanglement is strange like that and we’re finally getting able to test it.” “But I could get it back? I thought it was just like, gone,” James asked, his hands making a small poof gesture as though he were a magician. “Oh no no no, we don’t get to liquidate till you kick the bucket. Right now it’s just a loaning chip, and I have it back after all these years. So I can make you an offer like this,” she said as she set aside her mug and looked at him. “Would you like a promotion?” James stared back at her and blinked. “I’m sorry?” Karin calmly smiled and picked up her tablet again. “Well, you’ve been working in Resource Procurement for six years now as a model contractor. You even got assigned to our political sector and got the Jews to start funding you. I never did work well with the jews. Damn phylacteries,” she said, her intense gaze softening for a moment as she thought. James grinned. “Well, when your running platform is cutting corporate tax and balancing the budget by legalizing marijuana, well the peace pipe hasn’t quite gone away.” Karin smiled. “Exactly my point about you. You have a good head for these things and you’re making progress. Leaving you a debtor would be a waste. Modern medicine has opened all new doors for us. Now that we can cure some of the cancer, we can keep our debtors around. Expansion has led to profits we haven’t seen in literal ages. And I’m extending to you an invitation to join our ranks proper.” “I’d become one of you?” James asked uncertainly. His mind kept bouncing back and forth over it. Trying to remember the joys in his childhood. The taste of a grilled steak. Pining after Sarah in eighth grade. But nowadays he woke up at five in the morning for exercise with his beautiful wife and lived off a strictly regimented and organic diet that made his doctor want to throw him on the street after two years of cancer. He’d grown up in squalor, pressed into the military because he didn’t have the grades nor motivation for higher education. Now he had a half million dollar house in the outskirts of Cincinnati with a vacation home in Vale. “I think you know the benefits outweigh the drawbacks. If nothing else, think how long you’ll live,” Karin said as she watched him think. “And don’t worry about the appearance. Face Switching is old hat, the lizard people have been doing it for decades. Even your wife won’t notice till you sleep with her and she’ll just think your passion has been reignited.” James perked an eyebrow and tilted his head to the side. Karin smiled. She might have blushed, it was hard to tell with her skin being red. “I can turn you into a succubus like me. You still have to work with humans after all. Can’t turn you into something alien. You’ll still seem human.” When she said that, James slowly closed his mouth and hung his head. He mulled the words over, twisting them around as he weighed them. Karin had never seemed human to him. Even eight years ago she hadn’t. Though he had been drunk and she had been radiant. He’d thought her akin to a Greek siren and prayed for a comedy rather than a tragedy as he followed her to the hotel. But everyone else seemed to think she seemed human. They never seemed to notice the horns, though that might be because he no longer had his soul. Men fell over her words when she wanted them to, but no one ever thought that was strange but him. Women seemed to fall over his words sometimes as well, and the people around him would just compliment his tongue. “If you need some time,” she said. And then, just for an instant, the horns were gone. Her frame was just slightly less curvy and her skin was pale rather than red. It was the same girl who’d stolen him away back in Seoul. The one he inevitably thought about whenever he slept with his wife. He laughed through his nose and shook his head. “Did you forget? I’m Empty. I don’t need time to make a decision. As long as I’m working with you, I’d love to be promoted. How do we get started?” he asked confidently, staring her straight in the eyes for the first time. Karin smiled and leaned back in her chair. “I was hoping you’d say that. It’s much the same as last time. It’ll be the second time we’ve slept together. The first time I took your virginity. This time I’ll need your anal virginity.” James perked an eyebrow. Karin laughed. “Oh come now, don’t be like that. I’m a succubus,” she said cheerfully. “It’s in the job description. You’ll be doing much the same yourself. And it’s not like it’ll be the first time I let you sleep with me.” “But you don’t have…?” It was Karin’s turn to perk an eyebrow. She grinned mischievously and bit at her nail for a moment as she looked at him. “But, I do,” she stated as she stood up. She was in business casual. A partially unbuttoned dress shirt that let the top of her breasts peak out. Her hands went to the buttons and quickly undid then to reveal her black lace bra. The movements kept his attention up, but slowly brought it down to her navel, and then to her skirt. Short and black, it complimented the orderly appearance she kept. Though the tail sneaking out had a habit of pulling up the back. The front of it was tight against her legs, revealing every curve. “I have a schedule to keep you know,” she said as her hands pulled the tails of her shirt out. James gave a start when he realized he was staring at the thick, curving bulge that ran from the middle of her waist, down along her leg to mid-thigh. James Pent felt his face get warm. A very human reaction. Indeed, his own member was slowly stiffening as he watched Mistress smile and brush a few loose hairs back behind her horns. He jumped to his feet, glancing over his shoulder at the closed door, and stripped his suit off. He was dressed much more stuffily than her, but tore the clothes off with no tantalization. Suit hit the chair, followed by tie and dress shirt. He was pulling off his undershirt when Karin’s skirt slipped to the floor. Her matching black lace panties had been shoved down beneath her member, but still wrapped around her soft hips and covered her slit. James swallowed and took his shirt off. His chest was chiseled, but hairless for much the same reason he couldn’t grow a beard. Her warm hands were running up and down his chest, having covered the distance between them in a blink of the eye. His hands fumbled his belt buckle when he stared down at her chest hanging just inches from his own. Then her hands were around his, fingers intermingling till the belt popped open. She ripped it off him and let it snap like a whip behind her. He gave a bit of a jolt and she smiled with a forlorn memory. But a moment later he was undoing his pants as Karin walked him to the side of the room. He almost tripped getting out of his shoes but she caught him. His back hit the window, just centimeters of torched sand between him and a hundred meter drop. His heart raced like he was doing sprints, an almost forgotten feeling. He took the risk and put his arms around her. One hand on the small of her back, the points of her spine barely dulled by the dress shirt. But he was busy undoing her bra with that hand. His other went behind her head and pulled the two of them into a kiss. She must have been expecting it; her tongue was in his mouth before he could even start. A long, nimble muscle that liked to taste every part of his tongue. Intent as she was, she still had the attention to slip her feet out of her heels. She hooked a toe into the top of his sock and pulled it down, then repeated the process on his other foot. As naked as the day he was born, he stood with his ass pressed against the window and tried to take her in as she stepped back. “Almost a shame to change your body like this. I’ll have to buy something special from the reptilians,” she said having broken off the kiss. Without her heels, he realized for the first time that he was taller than her. She was leaning down slightly, but not so much it was difficult for her to press her nose between his shoulder and neck to take in his scent. “What exactly am I going to be changed to?” he asked uncertainly. The hair on the back of his neck was on edge, his eyes watching her mouth to check for fangs. “You’ll be after my own image,” she answered as she pulled away from him. Then her hand closed around his stiff member. The base of her hand was pressed against her groin, yet her middle finger still reached around to his tip. “Well, perhaps a bit lesser I’m afraid,” she added, and her member rose up between his legs. Then her hands grabbed onto his shoulders and spun him around, putting his face against the glass. She squeezed against him and let her unhooked bra rub loose. One of her hands went back to his member, wrapping around it and stroking it gently. Her other went to her mouth. Sliding her middle and ring fingers inside, she lathered them up with her tongue sloppily, so he could hear it next to his ear but not see it. “There’s no turning back from this you know,” she whispered as she brought her hand down to his rear. “Wouldn’t dream of anything but working with you, Mistress,” he responded with a feeble grin. “Good.” Her fingers slid in his backdoor with ease and she grabbed him by it. Half pulling his ass away from the glass, half tugging it open, she forced him into position. He grunted in a bit of pain but not as much as he had expected. Her hand on his cock hadn’t slowed and did wonders to distract his mind. Until he felt the tip of her cock resting against his gaping entrance. He gritted his teeth and she pushed forward, sliding her fingers out as her cock went in. The tip immediately slammed against his prostate, popping his eyes open in surprise as a splurt of pre shot across the window. Karin snickered and pulled her member back, letting the tip push against it languidly before thrusting back inside. James came as she buried herself inside him. Thick ropes painted the window white as he felt her hand shift down to his balls and squeeze them, eeking even more cum out of them. There was a queasy uneasiness in his mind and body, though he couldn’t place the source. Part of it he placed to the joy of orgasm he hadn’t felt in eight years. Part to the intrusion that grew deeper by the second. The rest became apparent when he noticed his skin flushing brighter and brighter. Karin’s hand wrapped around his chest and grabbed his breast, sending a jolt of sensation as her thumb squeezed down on his newly erect nipple. “My my, you were practically one of us already,” she cooed as she rocked deeper into him, then her groin pressed up against his ass and he felt her tip pushing against, well, something. “Put on the shoes, Jamie,” she ordered as she held him against her, cock impaled through his gut. Jamie glanced down and swallowed what remained of his pride. One at a time, he slipped his feet into her shiny black heels. He had thought they would be too small, but they seemed to fit perfectly. The extra four inches of height pulled him off her member slightly, and she purred into his back. “Now I can really get hard,” she commented as he felt her cock getting larger inside him. At first it came in rings and ridges, locking around his entrance like a plug, but then they began to smooth till her cock and swollen to the size of her arm. The change didn’t stop there; the blood shot through to the end and flared it out like a horse’s, deep inside him. Jamie shuddered and moaned. It felt good. And his nipple was driving him crazy as she massaged the soft flesh on his chest. Karin’s collected attitude changed, broke down at last. She was enjoying it as well, the tightness of Jamie’s ass around her full shaft, and she happily jerked her hips up to fuck him deeper. Her pre started flowing freely into his ass as she pressed her cheek against his back. Jamie’s eyes rolled back as Karin ploughed his rear entrance, caught on the brink of new ecstasy with every thrust. His hands slapped onto the window, nails growing out and scratching the surface as his tongue started to loll out. Karin moaned, high pitched and as cute as she’d been back in Seoul. Jamie immediately knew why, a flood of warm cum pumped up her shaft and straight into his ass. The sharp bulge through his stomach, marking her flared tip, momentarily softened as it was surrounded by a flood of cum, but just as quickly his body seemed to suck it up. Pleasure surged through him but receded as quickly as his body absorbed it. “ooh, the horns are already coming in,” Karin mused as she let go of his cock and reached up to his forehead, gently touching the keratin protrusions. “Please don’t stop,” Jamie said through breathless panting. Karin gave a… well… demonic, grin. Her hand moved down from Jamie’s forehead and grabbed his other breast. “You like it, do you?” she asked, her breath hot on his ear as her hands massaged his breasts. They had swollen out with fat and flesh now, and her touch made him squirm against her. The movement on her massive shaft made him blush more than what she was doing to his nipples. Her tongue snaked forward and twisted against his ear, cold and wet to shock his senses as she pulled him off the window. “Yes,” he admitted as his hands dropped off the window. One went to his chest to feel the softness himself, and the other moved to his groin to wrap around his shaft. His eyes shot open when he felt something wrong. His balls were gone. Like they’d been sucked straight into his body, there was only smooth skin beneath his shaft leaving him as a eunuch. Must have been why he had been unable to cum. “Good,” she declared as she twisted around and threw Jamie on the ground. “I can’t think of anything worse than not loving the feeling of one’s Sire. Oh, and look at this cute little thing,” she said as Jamie hit the ground, her ass still stuck to Karin’s shaft. Jamie gasped and went stiff when Karin’s hand grabbed on to something protruding from just above Jamie’s rear. She pulled on it and Jamie’s shaft sprang back to full staff, even unable to come as he was. “Small, you’ll need more of my seed, but I think I only have time for one more quick fuck,” Karin said as she dug her other fingers into Jamie’s soft ass. Jamie stole a look over her shoulder, noticing her hair was starting to get longer and she had to brush it out of her eyes to see. Karin had in her hand a small plug of flesh tipped with a blackened spade at the end. She’d grown a tail, and Karin was using it as a handle to pull her back onto her equine shaft. She shouted in pain and pleasure as the succubus yanked on it, her nails digging lines through the carpet. The screams made Karin smile, and what little wilt there had been was soon gone. She pulled Jamie’s ass into the air and straddled over her, forcing the former man’s face into the ground. Then she started to bob and thrust, jamming her cock down Jamie’s ass. The trails of precum left in the wake of her member acted like glue, pulling Jamie’s ass tighter and tighter till she thrusted in again. Every movement was like pushing through an untouched virgin. Without realizing it, Jamie’d started thanking her for the fucking even as the roughness of it burned at her knees and breasts. Karin sighed lustfully and pulled on the tail again. It’d gotten longer. No longer a fresh stub, but a thin rope like tail. She threaded it under her bra to squeeze it between her breasts, the sensation as strong as though she were doing it to his cock, and pulled the tip up to her mouth. When she kissed it, Jamie jumped up on all fours, her spine tingling and burning. “Put it on,” she ordered, and in front of him there appeared a collar black as the shadows that had formed it. When Jamie hesitated, she stopped her hips despite her shaft practically pulsing with the need to cum again. “No spawn of mine will go naked in the site of the divine. Worry not of it being seen.” Jamie only considered it a moment before reaching down with one hand and picking it up. Despite appearances, it had the feeling of soft leather and it hardly chaffed at all when she wrapped it around her neck, putting the lock pin through the only hole in it. As soon as it was on, Karin sucked Jamie’s tail into her mouth, gently rolling her lips over the tip and letting her tongue wrap around it. Jamie almost fell to the ground at the sudden surge of pleasure. But Karin didn’t stop there. As soon as she manifested the lock through the collar, she also formed a shadowy leash and pulled Jamie up roughly as she went back to fucking her ass. The shadowy leather bit at Jamie’s neck, but with a soft flex to it. A demand of location, not a source of pain. And as soon as Jamie was in position, Karin buried herself deep in her ass, till even the sheath was inside Jamie. Blasts of cum raced down her shaft with intoxicating force. Each of them rubbed against her prostate as she seeded Jamie. The white nectar filled her insides till she bloated out, and her body changed again. Warmth flooded through her nethers, a warmth she’d never felt before. Abruptly she came, thin cum spraying out of her shaft, now joined with her pussy. Karin cooed for a moment as she let Jamie’s tail slip out from between her breasts. Jamie dropped to the ground as a call came in to the office. Every busy, the Mistress slipped out of Jamie’s ass, leaving her to gape and churn over the load of demonic cum. “What do you mean I’ve already made him wait ten minutes? His appointment shouldn’t have been for another…” Karin’s voice trailed off as she looked at the clock. “Shit.” “Um, Mistress… Sire, what am I to do?” Jamie asked, weak for breath as she pushed herself up. Karin didn’t even have the time to look at her as she quickly rebuttoned her shirt. “Start by getting your clothes back on. Can’t have those just lying about,” she ordered as she pulled a small device out from her desk. It was an ear piece that wrapped around to her eye and as soon as the light came on, her face shimmered. When Jamie looked up from sliding her boxers half on, gone were the horns and red complexion. Karin looked exactly as she did in her public photos. Though it made her eyes flicker to jet black from time to time. “Tyson sent someone about the new antibiotics we’ve been developing for their mutant chickens. Filthy business. I’d sooner drain them all and make them Empty but that’d start a war with the Reptilians,” she explained as she wiggled her skirt back up around her legs. Jamie just quietly buttoned her shirt back up till she tried to get it around her new chest and found it entirely too tight. Forced to leave it open, exposing most of her cleavage like a college intern, she threw on her suit coat and grabbed her pants. She tried to get them on, but her hips were so wide she could no longer button them, leaving her looking completely unpresentable. The secretary called in again and Karin glanced down her waist, at the bulge still clearly visible. She looked at Jamie. “Under my desk, now,” she ordered. Jamie hesitated. “You can’t be serious.” Karin stared back until Jamie broke. She rushed behind the desk, in the foot cubby between the drawers. Karin calmly smoothed her shirt and sat down, pulling the chair up to close Jamie off. “Come in,” she announced calmly, as she planted her bare feet on Jamie’s thighs, squeezing her spawn with her toes. “Sorry to intrude,” an older man said sarcastically as he walked in. “Please, it’s mine to apologize for keeping you waiting. Please, have a seat,” she said, gesturing to the lone chair. With her feet however, she was feeling around to find the lip of Jamie’s boxers. She expertly pulled them down, despite Jamie trying to keep them up, and got a hold on her stiff member. The two professionals went into a dry business conversation. Skipping over most of the pleasantries to get to the core of the issue. But Jamie couldn’t make heads or tails of it as she tried to stifle the sounds her body was making. Then there was a thunk and she froze. The conversation skipped a beat as she looked up and saw Karin’s member, human once again, was escaping from her skirt and had hit her desk. A bit guilty, knowing she was the cause, Jamie licked her lips and leaned up. She had to reach up and pull the massive cock down just to get it near her mouth. But as soon as she got it close, her nose was filled with Karin’s scent. Hesitation fled and she wrapped her lips around the tip so she could lap up the pre. As soon as Karin felt Jamie’s mouth, she slipped a hand under her desk. Not a beat was missed in her conversation, she even managed to continue using her tablet one handed, but the other grabbed Jamie. With one swift tug, she pushed Jamie down on her shaft. Her foot jerked back in surprise as Jamie felt the cock hit the back of her throat, then slid down it. “Did you hear something?” the man asked in the silence that followed. Jamie almost gagged, with Karin’s cock bulging through her throat, but dared not make a sound. “I’m sorry?” Karin responded casually as she held Jamie’s head down and came for a third time. This time Jamie couldn’t stifle it, and she gagged weakly, a bit of cum spilling up and dripping down her nose as she tried to breath around the succubus’ shaft. “I thought I heard something again,” the man commented, looking about the room as Jamie’s head swam with Karin’s seed filling her stomach. “I apologize, but perhaps we should return to the task at hand?” Karin asked as she finally removed her hand and put it back on top. Not that she let Jamie off, instead she wrapped her legs around her spawn to hold her even tighter. One hand went to Jamie’s throat and the other went to her groin. Her Mistress’s seed had brought her body to slight orgasm and she’d squirted from her new anatomy. Her hand came away sticky and warm, but she had no time to think about it as the man continued, and finally killed Karin’s confident smile. “Are those socks over there?”