Tegian Chandus looked up at the sign hanging from rusted chains above the inn’s doorway. He compared it to the sketching the man had given him on the road to the city. Underneath the sketching were the scribbled words “Anything!”. 

The man had gone on quite a bit about the kinds of shows this inn would put on but Tegian was dubious. He had something unique in mind and had so far not met anyone who shared the somewhat strange fantasy, though he could hardly blame them. It didn’t seem like the sort of thing anyone would ever think of, much less fantasise about. But the man had promised Tegian this place would do it. Considering what city he was in, Tegian figured if he was ever going to find what he was looking for, it would be in Stanvert. 

The city of Stanvert had a reputation across the kingdom as the place to go any odd or exotic request. If it couldn’t be found in Stanvert, it simply didn’t exist. Exotic weapons, food and drink, strange potions and stranger poisons were all sold somewhere in the city. If you needed a new horse you could anywhere. If you wanted a new war elephant you had to go to Stanvert. Wanted armour for that elephant? A guy Stanvert could make it. Wanted someone to train that armoured elephant to do tricks? Stanvert. It stood to reason that the most exotic entertainment would be found here too. 

So Tegian opened the heavy wooden door and stepped inside the Honey Pot Inn. He came into a small room with a red curtain blocking opposite doorway that lead further into the inn. On the side wall was a small window with another red curtain hiding the face of the person on the other side. 

‘What is your pleasure, stranger?’ asked a female voice from behind the curtain.

Tegian stood in front of the curtain. The curtain left enough space at the bottom of the window for transactions to be made over a small marble counter. He guessed this was where he paid.

‘Someone told me I could request anything here. Is that true?’ Tegian asked the hidden woman.

‘Indeed it’s true. We specialise in providing shows of an obscure and obscene nature. We have impersonators, acrobats, fire-breathers and any kind of performer you would like to see. Orcs, elves, humans, gnomes and dwarves; whichever you prefer. Did you have something in mind?’ she asked.

‘Umm, yes. I did.’ Tegian said. ‘Pixie honey wrestling.’ He mumbled. It sounded ridiculous and he felt himself blush even as he said the words.

The woman was silent for a moment. Tegian guessed it was the first time she had heard such a request. It was a little different to what he imagined were the more regular shows put on here. He imagined most people came to see the orc on elf gangbangs or half-elves being spit-roasted between a human and an elf. Maybe Tegian would watch one of those when his request was denied. Just quietly slink into some theatre and watch a gnome bukkake show like a normal pervert. 

The lady cleared her throat. Tegian was about to it say was alright if they didn’t have that but was quickly cut off.

‘What colour pixies would you like? She asked. 

Tegian was stunned for a moment. He hadn’t thought he’d get this far and actually had never considered what colour he liked.

‘Um…I don’t mind.’ He replied. 

‘OK. Any preference for honey? We have ten you can choose from.’ She said cheerfully, scribbling away at something. 

‘I really don’t mind. Something the pixies like.’ Tegian said, immediately cringing at his own awkward wording. Was that a stupid thing to say? He wasn’t sure. 

The woman was quiet for a moment before asking for payment. Tegian dropped the coins on the window counter. They were swiftly taken away and replaced with a single brass key.

‘Room twelve. It’s a private showroom.’ The woman said. 

Tegian took the key and walked through the red curtain doorway into a long, dimly lit hallway. A sign on the wall pointed him in the right direction. He passed several doors where he could hear noises of what was happening within. Moans, both male and female, were common, as were rhythmic pounding, the clang of chains, applause, cheering, animal noises and the occasional crack of a whip. The place also reeked of perfume, likely to cover less pleasant bodily odours. 

How many adventurers had popped a load in this place, Tegian did not want to know. He felt sorry for whoever had to clean the place after shows. The theatres must look like obscene swamps of man juice. He wondered if women got their own rooms so they would not have to worry about becoming part of the entertainment by an overly eager patron.
Finally he reached his room and unlocked the door. The room was small and plain with bare marble walls adorned with erotic carvings and lamps that filled the room with a warn, golden light. In the centre of the room was a circular arena the size of a queen sized bed filled with about an inch of honey. Either Tegian’s kink was common enough to have a room dedicated to it or the management of the inn was alarmingly efficient. Next to the arena were a large, comfortable armchair and a side table with a bottle of red wine and a glass thoughtfully laid out. Tegian sat down in the chair and poured himself some wine while he waited for the show to start. 
He honestly had not thought he would get this far. It all seemed somewhat surreal to him, even as he looked at the arena of honey in front of him. At most was expecting to be taken into some dingy room by some porn peddler who would grab two pixies, pour a jar of honey on them and call it a day. His own private room and bottle of wine was a very pleasant surprise. 

He tried not to think about the last occupant of the chair he sat in. Instead, he wondered when the pixies would show up. 

His thoughts were answered a moment later when two vents above the arena opened and two small pixies fluttered out and landed either side of the arena. They each stood no higher than Tegian’s knee and had long wings similar to those of dragonflies. One was dark haired, pale skinned and wore blue and purple underwear and stockings that matched her makeup and wings. She had a sharp, vicious but beautiful face. Her opposite was dressed similarly but wore light blue and green underwear and possessed a pair of rainbow wings. Her hair was long and almost platinum blonde against her golden brown skin. 
 
Aqua and Amethyst, Tegian named them. Both were slender and had wonderfully toned bodies and long, delicate wings that sparkled in the dim lamplight. 

Tegian smiled. It was actually happening. He never thought he would see it outside of his own imagination but before him was a pixie honey fight about to happen. The two females glared at each other across their arena. They seemed not to notice the human watching them intently. Their attentions were focused on each other and menace grew in their eyes. 

Without warning the two pixies jumped into the air and few at each other. They met halfway, colliding in the air in a brightly coloured blur of combat. Aqua grabbed Amethyst by the wings and spun her around, throwing her up towards the ceiling. Amethyst halted her upwards fall and dove down at Aqua. She struck the blonde pixie in the stomach and grabbed her by the bra, yanking it away. The tiny bit of clothing tore away and was thrown onto the floor. Aqua seemed not to care and continued to fight, her small breasts in clear view. 

Tegian picked up the little bra and examined it quickly. It was so tiny it was hilarious. It was like the clothing little girls bought for their dolls. Tegian laughed at it and returned his attention to the mid-air fight going on. 

Aqua was now topless. Her tiny boobs were clearly visible and jiggled as she fought. She swooped down and grabbed Amethyst by the ankles, tilting the dark pixie forward until she tumbled and fell out of the air. Aqua held on until she was certain Amethyst would hit the honey, then flipped her opponent and swooped upwards. Amethyst landed on her back, sinking into the thick honey. 

Tegian chuckled as she struggled to stand up, weighed down by the heavy honey that covered her wings. She tried to lift herself with rapid beats of her wings but nothing was working. She was grounded and would remain so. She shouted a curse in a language Tegian didn’t understand but he recognised the tone. I wasn’t hard to guess when someone was swearing in another language. Aqua hovered just out of Amethyst’s reached and laughed at her. Amethyst was having done of it. She scooped up a handful of honey and lobbed it at the laughing pixie. It hit her square in the face, sending the pixie fluttering in distress. 

Amethyst grabbed Aqua’s ankle when the blinded pixie hovered too low. Amethyst tried to pull her down but Aqua’s strong wings kept her in the air. They fought for a while, Amethyst struggling to pull down Aqua and Aqua fighting hard to avoid that. Eventually Amethyst won and Aqua came crashing down into the layer of thick, sticky honey. She struggled to get herself up, giving Amethyst enough time to wade through the honey and tackle her back down. 
They rolled around in the honey, completely coating themselves in sweet stickiness. At some point in the melee more clothes came away. Amethyst had a torn stocking and her bra was gone too. Aqua was being straddled by Amethyst and having her boobs and nipples relentlessly molested by the other pixie’s slimy, sticky fingers. Aqua moaned softly and immediately regretted it when Amethyst began to laugh at her. Aqua blushed and shoved the dark pixie off her, pinning her wrists to the floor under the layer of honey.

Watching the two half naked pixie women rolling around on top of each other was everything Tegian thought it would be. He had pitched a tent in his leather trousers which now felt incredibly restrictive. He undid his belt and slid his hand inside to massage the length of his shaft as he watched what the girls did next.

Aqua flipped Amethyst onto her stomach. The dark pixie tried to crawl away but had her face suddenly pushed into the honey for a moment longer than she would have liked. She pulled her head back up, clawing at the thick honey that covered her face. Apart from a gaping mouth hole, the honey completely hid the pixie’s face as it flowed down slowly like a doll’s face melting off. As Amethyst tried to uncover her eyes, Aqua grabbed the pixie’s underwear and pulled them down her long, sticky legs. She spanked the bare, honeyed ass until it glowed red under the golden honey. Amethyst let out yelps of pain with each spanking but with honey still covering her face, she was powerless. 

Amethyst bucked her hips powerfully, trying to shake the pixie who sat on her thighs, keeping her legs pinned. Aqua began to laugh and rode Amethyst like a horse. She started grinding her crotch against Amethyst’s butt, letting moans escape between the laughter. Amethyst was getting angrier while Aqua was getting wetter. She let out another string of those harsh tones Tegian assumed were curses. 
Aqua continued to grind against Amethyst’s toned rear until she really started to get into it. Her thrusts increased and her moaning began loud, short gasps as she built towards an orgasm. Not one to be beaten, Amethyst took her chance and suddenly, forcibly, pushed Aqua off her. The light pixie was caught off guard and could not react quickly enough to prevent herself from being thrown into the honey. 

The dark pixie had had time to recover while she was being humped and moved swiftly to keep the light pixie down. She landed on Aqua’s chest, using the honey as a lubricant to slide her crotch across Aqua’s chest and towards her face. She grabbed a fistful of honey-soaked golden hair and forced the light pixie to take a mouthful of honey basted pixie pussy. Amethyst gleefully laughed and shouted more harsh tones as Aqua struggled to avoid having her face smeared with pussy and honey. She wasn’t doing a good job. Tegian hoped she liked the taste of pixie vagina or at least the taste of honey, as both were being fed to her in copious volumes. 

Resorting to a cheap attack, Aqua began to tickle Amethyst under the armpits as a way to escape the face rape. Amethyst began to twitch and fight back the giggles that rendered her helpless. She could not stop Aqua from reversing the roles and holding her down in the honey.

Tegian hadn’t realised it but his hand was going wild inside his trousers. He slipped them down to his ankles so he could more freely crank his shaft to the sight of the pixies. 

It seemed the fight had been forgotten as the pixies chased the orgasms they had both been denied. Whenever one gained an advantage she used it to molest the other. They fought for domination over the other until a ceasefire seemed to be called and they started to cooperate. 

Aqua was humping Amethyst’s thigh but the honey was too good a lubricant. Aqua could not get the friction required for an orgasm and it was making her angry. She took Amethyst’s tiny hand and made her slide her fingers into the honeyed, hungry slit. Amethyst gladly complied, even getting on to her knees so she could suck on Aqua’s pink nipples as she fingered the blonde pixie energetically. 

Tegian beat the meat with some force as he watched Aqua climax and cry out. She jumped and twitched in spasmodic joy, hugging and kissing her dark haired former rival. Tegian felt himself approaching the point of no return when he saw how happily Amethyst sucked and shared the fingers that had only a minute ago been knuckle deep inside Aqua. 

The two pixies swapped position. Amethyst knelt down while Aqua lay on her back. Amethyst sat on Aqua’s face and rode her gently while leaning forward and rubbing Aqua’s bald pixie pussy with more honey. 

Tegian felt himself cross the event horizon and quickly looked for something to catch his seed. The sight of Amethyst’s face in bliss as her nether was licked clean was too much. He had to cum but wasn’t sure on the rules about cumming on the pixies. It seemed inappropriate. 

When he heard the tired, happy sounds of Amethyst climaxing on Aqua’s face, he lost control. He was still pointing towards the pixie arena when the first spurt of long, white cum shot forth with unprecedented force. It cleared the metre to the edge of the arena and kept going until it landed in the honey and across Aqua’s legs. The pixie jumped up with surprise, pushing Amethyst off her and shouting curses at Tegian. Amethyst was cracking up with laughter and soon drew the ire of Aqua. 

Scooping some of the jizzum off her leg, Aqua slapped the laughing Amethyst hard across the face, painting a cheek with Tegian’s cum. The slap reignited the fight and before long, both pixies were back to slapping and drowning each other in honey, with Tegian’s contribution mixed in.
 
This fight did not last as long as the previous one. It only took a few minutes for the pixies to be back to kissing and grinding. Insatiable little creatures, Tegian thought. He himself would need a few more minutes to recover but they were good to go in less than a minute. Tegian was about to sit down and see how this unravelled but a knock on the door told him time was up.

Leaving the Honey Pot inn, Tegian made a point to remember this little place of smut and deviancy. He would definitely pay it a visit again the next time he passed through this way and would recommend it to any other perverts he met on his travels. As he wandered away and began to search for a real inn for the night, he wondered what other strange requests the visitors to that unique inn had come up with.