http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ Don't read if under 18 or illegal in your little corner of the world, like you'll listen. This should appear only on my website http://www.asstr.org/~srb/ F3, Futanari Palace, Pal's archive site, through Pal's yahoo group, on Pal's Forum... well, it basically should be wherever Pal's stuff is. Also at the Grey Archive, and some other places they might end up, they know who they are. This story contains F/Malien, F/F/Malien, oral, anal, F/solo, 1st, M/Impreg, and snowball. If you don't swing that way, stop reading. This is a PARODY, PARODY, PARODY, I don't own any of the characters, just "borrowing" them for the sake of the story. I AM USING WITHOUT PERMISSION OF 20th Century Fox, FoxBox, or another subsidiaries I am currently not aware of. So don't sue me. Please, I only have a computer and one of those toy dogs that bounce their heads up and down. It isn't worth it. Shit, never thought you'd hear from me again huh? Well I'm back and better than ever, I guess. Anyways, while Fox pisses me off til no end because they cancelled Futurama, they also brought back Family Guy, so I guess things end up balancing out. I guess. Still pissed about it, what they basically did to Futurama was put it in a great lineup, except that it got preempted by baseball, football, or NASCAR(Fucking great, let's watch cars make left fucking turns for 4 fucking hours) and lost it's fan base because they couldn't watch the show. Anyway, this story takes place in the episode "Kif gets knocked up a notch" where Kif, Amy's green boyfriend and second officer to captain Zapp Brannigan of the Nimbus gets pregnant, as is the way of his race. He touches Leela and gets her DNA, and has a child, well this is another view of how the two uh, "touch". Blastoff * denotes thought. "Oh Kif!" Amy squealed in happiness. She threw her arms around the light green alien's body, surprising the reticent officer as she practically thrust her tongue down his beak. "Oh Amy," Kif tried to say, his beak nearly being suffocated by Amy's deep kiss. Kif enlisted into the DOOP (Democratic Order Of Planets) when he was young, and spent most of his time climbing the military's bureaucracy. His career advancement ended when he was assigned as the first officer of the Nimbus under infamous Captain Zapp Brannigan. Despite having gone out with Amy for so long a time, the two haven't yet consummated their relationship. Unbeknownst to Amy, Kif was still a virgin, and was so clueless that he considered a French kiss to be making love. "Amy, we can't make love here in the Holo-shed," Kif said, his voice quivering with excitement and nervousness. Little did he know what kind of idea he planted inside his girlfriend's brain. Amy, unlike Kif, was an experienced love maker, and was into more risky sexual encounters. "Fry, did you see where Amy went?" Leela asked impatiently. "I dunno, she said something about seeing Kif," Fry answered uninterestedly. "Well I better go find her, the less time I have to spend near Zapp the better, Leela said, lamenting for about the nine trillionth time her sexual rendezvous with the pompous ass of a captain. "Amy, what are you doooo…" Kif began to ask, watching as Amy removed her pink top, revealing a small blue bra bootless attempting to bind Amy bountiful billowing bosoms. "Come on Kif, it was your idea," she said seductively, moving her hands behind her back and unhooking her bra. Kif was further left speechless as the delicate garment floated gently to the simulated ground of the Holo-shed. "Well?" she asked, wondering if there was any blood going to his head. Kif couldn't even remember his last name as he saw his girlfriend, naked from the waist up. His eyes were caught in a steely glare on Amy's breasts. They were neither too large nor small; they were in perfect proportion to her body. They were soft, perky breasts, which protruded out to a pair of small pink, already erect nipples, in direct contrast to her healthy, lean stomach. "But Amy I…uh…we…" Kif sputtered out at the first opportunity he could speak, as strange and new feelings grew inside of him. Had he not been so affixed to his girlfriend's breasts, he might have noticed the swelling in his pants. Amy, on the other hand, did notice it, and was pleased with what she could make out as his bulging photon torpedo as it pressed up against his velour uniform. "Kif, are you okay?" She asked, noticing Kif's green face was turning uncharacteristically red. "Yes I, it's just that, I mean you are," he sputtered, still struggling to start a sentence. "Spit it out!" she shouted, growing a little impatient. "It's just that I've…never…well…" Kif began his mind racing. "You're a virgin?" Amy asked her voice filled with surprise. "I've never done anything like this, when we were making love earlier-," Kif started, his mind beginning to function. "You mean when we kissed?" Amy asked astonished. Kif nodded, and sat down, noticing for the first time his engorged member. "Oh Kif," she said, sitting next to him and putting her arm around him. "It's alright, don't worry about it," she said, trying to console him. "You aren't…disappointed?" he asked. "No, I think it's cute," Amy said, she knew plenty of guys who wanted to de- flower virgins, and the idea that her boyfriend was still inexperienced was something new to her. "Hello, Amy, Kif, are you there?" Leela asked, knocking on the door to Kif's quarters. She waited a few moments, tapping her boot on the ground before knocking on the door louder. "Well, if it isn't the sexiest one-eyed captain that I knocked boots with," Zapp said from behind her. Leela growled in anger, trying to restrain herself from knocking Zapp out, as she was sure it would only prolong her stay on the Nimbus. "Zapp, do you know where Kif and Amy are?" Leela asked, grating her teeth. "No idea, I was just coming in to use my executive washroom," Zapp said, opening the door. "Just lay back Kif and I'll show you something that beats a French kiss," Amy said, starting to become turned on by the idea of being Kif's first. First, she removed Kif's shirt, showing his smooth, hairless green chest. She then moved her hands to Kif's skirt-like uniform, pulling the garment down and revealing regulation DOOP briefs. "What are you doing?" Kif asked, his dick uncomfortably pressed against the briefs, and with almost a life of it's own springing towards Amy's hands. "Shhh," she said, pulling down his briefs. She was amazed a moment later when she saw Kif's wang. Kif had always been a tamed individual, and was one of the least sexual people she knew, and she just learned that he was a virgin. Little could prepare her for what was before her. Kif's green wang was over a foot long, and almost as thick as her arm. The uncircumcised green monster that was in front of her was smooth like the rest of his body, and throbbing with what she guessed was it's very first hard on. At the base was a pair of marble sized testicles, which only served to make his cock look larger. "Wow!" she said, this was by far the largest dick she'd ever seen, on any species. "What, did I do something wrong? Oh Amy I'm so sorry I-," Kif started, but was interrupted by Amy saying, "No Kif, it's just that you're so big, you're the biggest guy I've ever had," Amy said. "Umm, is that bad?" Kif asked. "No," Amy said, looking up at Kif, smiling as she was almost entranced by his wang, "In fact, it's a good thing, a very good thing" she said, the mere thought of having this thing inside of her was getting her wet. Amy wrapped her dainty fingers around his dick; the smooth green skin was secreting some kind of lubrication. She slowly began to lick him from the bottom up, feeling the cock spring another three or four inches to nearly a foot and a half. She took the green monster in her hands, gliding across the mix of her saliva and his own lubrication, and brought her mouth to the tip. Amy played with the tip for a moment, tasting the few drops of pre-cum that dripped from his opening. *Tastes like a human's* she thought to herself. Kif could only whimper, as for the first time in his life he was fully aroused and receiving a blowjob. He could hardly contain himself as he watched his beautiful girlfriend topless and playing with his wang. Amy looked up to see Kif's reaction as she opened her mouth, taking the first few inches of his dick in her mouth. She would have grinned, had her mouth not been filled, at the site of Kif's face contorting like she'd never seen before. As she continued to stuff more of him in her mouth, she could taste the lubrication, realizing soon that it was strong, sweet tasting pre-cum all around his chromatic colored cock. Amy was surprised at how easy his wang went down, the smooth surface combined with his pre-cum lubrication and her saliva made even his eighteen-inch member easier to swallow. Kif was amazed at the feelings that were stirring inside of him. After a lifetime of chastity, any kind of stimulation would be impressive, but Amy was masterfully going down on him. He could feel a strange surge in his body, something he had never felt before. Amy was doing everything in her power to fit as much of her boyfriend's wedding tackle in her mouth as she could. Inch after inch disappeared in her mouth, much to Kif's glee. She knew she couldn't fit it all in her, at least not the way they were doing it. Kif elation was halted for a moment, as Amy took his cock, dribbling with her slobber out of her mouth. "Stand up" she said, although it was more of an order as she got on her knees. As Kif stood he felt lightheaded, and even more so when Amy took his prick again, quickly gobbling down half of it. Kif let out a yelp, his body so unused to such sexual occurrences. Again he felt a strange surge, but his body was so racked with pleasure he couldn't even formulate the thought to speak to her. Amy continued to deep throat him, at this angle she felt she really could fit it all down her mouth. She rubbed her tongue alongside his throbbing member, slowly at first but as she continued, she drove the pace faster and faster. Soon her tongue was racing across his wang, causing Kif to bite his lip to stop from whimpering. The farther down his member she got, the wider the member became. At first, the tip was an inch and a half in diameter, but now it was almost two inches, and she was face to genitals with the last few inches of him, the base was at least two and a half inches across. Kif could hardly contain himself; this was an indescribable experience, nothing he had ever done was even comparable. She went farther and farther, and he could feel her short, cute hair brushing up against his pubic region, tickling him. *Just two more inches* Amy thought, forcing more and more of him down her throat. Each downward motion took more and more in. Her lips were filled, stretching to meet the reaches of his gigantic girth. Three, *Only another inch to go* thought Amy as she pushed on, her mouth so filled she could barely squirm her tongue across him. Two, there was only another half an inch of green shaft left for her to swallow. One, she finally did it, she had the entire length of his eighteen inch cock inside her. She felt a sense of accomplishment, and happiness that she could satisfy her boyfriend. Blastoff, without warning, Kif moaned out loud, almost falling over as his first orgasm overtook his body. Amy choked for a moment, surprised at his sudden climax. She could feel in her throat each individual spurt as it coated the insides of her stomach and throat. She pulled him out, her hands instinctively jerking off his shaft as he sprayed shot after shot of green seed in her mouth. Kif was so overwhelmed with pleasure he couldn't control himself. Amy struggled to swallow as much as she could, but a lifetime's worth of cum at one time was more than she could handle. With a cough she pulled his cumming cock out of her mouth, trails of sperm flowing out her mouth and down her chin, dripping onto her breasts. Kif was not done however, and spurt after spurt continued to shoot out of his cock, splashing another spurts on Amy's face and breasts with a green colored cum. "Oh my," Kif said, finally spent. "That was the greatest thing I've ever experienced…oh no, Amy are you okay?" "I'm better than okay," she said, collecting all the jizz on her finger, and scooping it into her mouth. "Yum. Okay, you're turn" she said seductively, knowing ahead of time she would have to walk him through the next stage. "I, I don't know, I mean I haven't," Kif began to sputter. "Don't worry, I'll show you what to do," Amy said, standing up. She unfastened her pink pants, revealing the bottom half of her sexy body, scantily covered by a matching pair of blue panties, almost entirely soaked through. Kif was frozen like a deer in the headlights as his eyes feasted upon the gorgeous piece of eye candy in front of him. Her firm, supple legs were hairless, tanned; they were toned, but not too muscular. Her hips curved out perfectly, matching the rest of her petite body. "Come over here Kif," she said, motioning towards her dumbstruck boyfriend as she lay down. "W, what do I do now?" Kif asked. "Get down here and take off my panties, duh!" Amy said, getting impatient again. Kif did as he was told, getting down on his knees and going in between Amy's tanned legs, slowly sliding off her slimy panties, the sweet scent of her sex was so strong it was sousing Kif's senses. The only body hair was a small patch a quarter inch long above her slit, shaped as an arrow pointing down. "This," Amy started with her lesson, "is my clitoris," she said, rubbing her finger across the nub, "that's going to be one of your best friends. These are my labial lips," she continued, spreading open her soft pink slit. "And inside," she said, probing inside with her middle finger, "Is where that goes" she said, pointing at Kif's semi-flaccid member, still at an impressive nine inches soft. "I see," Kif said memorizing every syllable of what Amy was showing him. Years of studying technical readouts from the DOOP had given him proficiency with in the field education. "Now I want you," she said her voice sultry and full of want, "to use that big beak of yours to eat me out. Use your tongue on my clit, switching to my lips and inside. And don't forget to use your fingers too," she said with a wink. "Alright, I'll try to—"Kif started to say, but was interrupted by Amy's finger pressed against his beak. "There is no try. And if you're talking, you aren't doing it right," she said, remembering a line Fry kept saying one weekend. Kif went in between her legs, seeing for the first time the beauty of a woman's naked form, and now to be ordered to eat out so superb a specimen as Amy is. He started slowly, his tongue flicking against her sensitive engorged pink clit. Amy moaned in response, so Kif took it as a good sign and continued his duty. Unbeknownst to Amy, Kif's species had a tongue that was much larger than the average human. It came out about six inches out of his mouth. It was also covered in taste buds the entire length, the buds making the tongue carinate. Kif continued to flick tenderly at her clit, each time the buds of his tongue lovingly lashing her pink nub. His fingers, meanwhile, found their way to her labia, opening it and slowly working one of his large, smooth fingers into her sopping love hole. Amy was beside herself with sexual mirth, not only was Kif a quick study but he was also great at eating her out. She took her own nipples in hand, tweaking playfully as Kif continued. Kif was starting to understand what he was doing better, and with each flick of the tongue or thrust of the finger, he was becoming bolder. He started trying new things, first he took his tongue, wrapping the middle of it around her clit, then teasing the top with spontaneous flicks, teasing it for a moment before pulling his tongue back in his mouth, sliding the textured tongue across her clit and making her coo in enrapture. He next took his fingers, drenched in her love juices, and worked her clit with them, taking his tongue and inserting it into her wet love canal, probing it with all six inches. Amy squealed in pure carnal lust as the textured tongue fucked her while his smooth fingers rubbed against her clit. Kif on the other hand could taste her sweet juices in 360 degrees of oral sex. "Oh Kif YES!" Amy cried out, her back involuntarily arching to meet with Kif's unyielding tongue-lashing. She was pawing at her own nipples, her body engulfed in bodily delight. "Don't stop Kif, I'm almost th-ERE!" Amy cried out, the smooth curvature of Kif's beak grinding against the bottom of her clitty, with his fingers rubbing on the top. Kif first noticed something was different when he felt Amy's body tighten, her legs locking his face in position as her body convulsed. Confused, Kif had little choice other than to continue what he was doing. Only a moment later a loud shriek in CHINESE convinced him that something was definitely different. Another moment passed and Kif felt the muscles in her cunny writhe around his tongue as a gush of vaginal juices dribbled out of her slit, flowing first in between her butt checks before dripping onto the floor. Minutes later Kif's head was finally released as Amy's breathing began to normalize, her mind starting to function again. "Oh Kiffy," she said in between pants "you were awesome." "They better be in here," Leela said at the door of the Holo-shed. Having spent the better part of her day on the Nimbus looking for the two, she was not particularly happy. When she opened the door, she heard a loud cry. Leela instinctively jumped behind a large cloud. She was both shocked and surprised at the scene before her. Kif and Amy were naked, his head betwixt her legs and her screaming out in what could only have been a climax. "Now it's time to jump your bones Kiffy," Amy said. "Well actually I don't have any bones, I'm supported by a series of bladders which—" Kif started. "It's just an expression," she said, crawling over towards where Kif was. "It means you take this," she said, grabbing green monster with both hands, slowly starting to massage it "and then, put it here" she said, taking one hand and holding it over at her soaked slit. The mere thought of having sex with his dearest was both an alien and alluring concept, and it was enough to bring his little soldier to full attention. Leela couldn't make out what they were saying, but that didn't matter as soon enough Amy was laying down, spread eagle eye on the ground, Kif's dick…*That's not too big* Leela thought, *It can't be bigger than half a foot.* she thought, her depth perception not the best. "Here," Amy said, lying back on the ground, opening her legs. "I want you to put that inside of me," she said, licking her lips at the prospect of having that huge thing inside of her. Kif did as he was told, bringing the tip of his cock to the sopping entrance to Amy's snatch. He put it in gently, knowing after his close inspection that this would not be an easy fit for his human girlfriend. "Kif, I need you to push it in and out," she said, her appearance as a teacher wasn't making up for her impatience. Kif did just that. One moment he was just barely penetrating her snatch, the next moment a full six inches of green alien wang was buried in Amy. She squealed a moment. "Dearest, I didn't hurt you did I? If I did I couldn't—" Kif began to say. "No, don't stop, keep going, it's great," Amy said coquettishly. Kif continued, his body not used to the awkward humping movement. He went slowly at first, his cock meeting against stiff resistance from Amy's tight feminine muscles. "Come on Kif, harder, faster!" Amy shouted, trying to encourage him as he awkwardly continued. Resigning to the advice of his sexual mentor, Kif did exactly that, he humped Amy harder and faster, his body filling with a new feeling, a purely sexual drive to, for lack of a better word, fuck. "That's more like it," Amy said as Kif fucked her, as eight inches of him was plunging in and out of her hot wet hole, every forward thrust pushing more of his foot and a half in her. Leela was trapped and she wasn't quite sure what to do. She could sit here and wait, and hope they finish and don't notice, but something told her that the fake rock she was hiding behind might not last after the two of them were done. But if she tried to leave now the two of them would probably find that out as well. *What are they doing now* Leela wondered as she watched. She didn't want to watch, but a sinister fascination of what was happening in front of her was compelling her to watch. There wasn't exactly much else for her to do at that point anyway. She watched, unable to hear what they were saying. She suddenly saw as Kif's…*How long is that?!?" she asked herself, watching as the green behemoth, shiny with lubrication, enter in her coworker's box. *It's got to be at least a foot* she thought, finding it difficult to sit down in a comfortable position as she could feel herself getting wet from the erotic scene before her. "Come on Kif, harder, faster!" Amy shouted, startling Leela. Kif looked like he was only halfway in her, and there was still at least another eight or nine inches of alien rod left! Kneeling down, Leela didn't even notice when one of her fingers instinctively moved between her legs, slowly rubbing across the soaked section as one might scratch a bug bite, but it didn't stop there. Before she knew it, Leela was getting hornier than she had since she had nailed William Shatner. And then there was that weird dream with Nibbler… "Come on Kiffy, give it to me nooooooow!" Amy moaned. His cock was oozing with pre-cum, except unlike any genus she was aware of the pre-cum was actually a lubricating agent, evenly distributing a more than healthy dose of semen to the entire shaft of his rod. That combined with the earth stopping orgasm she just completed along with her complete compliance gave Kif's inexperienced body free reign over hers. And genetic engineering was once again the winner versus experience. Kif felt like he was in some kind of sexual fervor, he felt like never before. Testosterone was pumping in his vein, ten inches of his cock deep down Amy's slit, and there was still eight more to go. All of his body's energies were completely diverted to one action. "Oh it feels so go-OOD!" one action cried aloud as Kif forced another few fractions of a foot farther in her. She grabbed her heaving sweaty breasts, the nipples hard enough to cut diamond, and eagerly tweaked them, her body constantly moving in gyration. Her body was flooded with lust while Kif passionately made love to her, his cock was as petrified as wood, plunging deeply into her overstretched pussy, pushing the physical and emotional boundaries of love for her. Kif was experiencing for the first time the freedom of giving into one's passionate physical desires, and was loving it. His cock was rhythmically humping Amy, the pace seemed as natural as his heartbeat. And like his heartbeat, it was getting faster. "MMM," Leela said, her finger finding her engorged clit over her clothes. *What am I doing!* Leela thought to herself as her finger raced across the now wet patch on her pants. Her mind was speeding, the scene in front of her, along with the forbidden aspect of public masturbation, let alone while two people unbeknownst to them fuck in front of you. Every flick of the finger was another reason to continue, and Leela found her resistance crumbling quickly. *Fuck it* she thought, taking her hand in her pants, pushing them through her slimy purple panties, to her sopping slit, and, putting her finger on her clit, relieved an ache that had been unbearable since she began watching. Leela bit her lip to keep it quiet as it quivered, her other hand busy playing with her large breasts, teasing the silver dollar sized nipples, which pressed up against the material of her white shirt, which would undoubtedly have been noticeable to anyone passing by. *What am I doing* she asked herself as she groped her own breasts, pawing at them intently as she ravished her own clit, desperate for the sexual release such as she saw before her. She watched eagerly as Kif rammed his eighteen-inch beast into Amy, probing her own slit with her finger wishing it were she receiving him. Kif was speeding up to an incredible orgasm. If the first was any indication of what his next would be like, Kif reasoned that he should go at it like there was no tomorrow. Moreover, there wasn't much left to do, the finishing line was close for his swimmers. Amy was squealing with each thrust, her petite frame finally yielding to the eighteen-inch green monster and with Kif's alien wangstrocity in her, her body was on the threshold of another, more powerful, climax. Her every move was focused on climax, from her painted yellow fingernails happily playing round and round her fully erect pink nipples to her arched back forcing more of Kif deep in her. Kif summoned up every last watt of energy in his pale green body as he continued to nail Amy. Following a hunch, he pulled his cock out of Amy's soaked pussy, slamming it back in a moment later. Again and again he did that, but on the fourth time… "OOOOooOOoOOOooOOHhhhHHhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuck," Amy cried out as a outrageous orgasm overtook her body. Moments later Kif came hard, he grunted louder than he ever had before as he spurted stream after stream of green alien love juice deep in Amy's pussy. Amy lost control of her body as she writhed around Kif's cumming cock, her cunny felt like it was overfilled with Kif's baby batter. He pulled his cock out of her, still spasming jet after jet of cum, now on her pubic hair and the outside lips on her mound as Amy continued to convulse on the ground, her breasts heaved from her labored breathing. The two, now catching their breathes from their passionate lovemaking session, were startled to hear "AAAAAaaAAAaaaAAaAaaaAH!!!!!" from behind a rock. Leela was under the least amount of control she had ever been in her life. She was kneeling there, her legs wide open as she forced four fingers from one hand into her twat as the other hand was furiously rubbing her clit, all while she watched the hump- Olympics in front of her. She could feel her climax coming soon. She watched Kif pull eighteen inches out, and then watched enviously as it disappeared in Amy. She plunged her thumb in, imagining that Kif's cock was in her as her entire fist was now buried within her, up to the wrist. She was startled at first when she heard Amy yell, but moments later when she saw that glaze on the bantam girl's eyes she knew what was coming, or cumming. She watched eagerly as Kif continued to hump furiously, moments later pulling out his green cock, shiny with (unknown to Leela) precum and Amy's juices, along with a wad of light green jizz which continued to shoot blast after blast on Amy, making too much of an erotic scene for the lovelorn Leela. "AAAAAaaAAAaaaAAaAaaaAH!!!!!" Leela cried out, her body betraying her mind as she came, and came hard. Her mind was flooded with forbidden pleasure so much, so she could barely even think, all that filled her mind was the image of herself being fucked by Kif's eighteen inch cock. So much so that she didn't even notice when Kif and Amy came over and found her, still cumming. "Kif, I think someone's there," Amy said. She and Kif walked over, the two opting not to bother clothing, deciding to themselves that if someone had seen this much there wasn't going to be anything they hadn't missed so far. Of all the people of the Planet Express(Or the Nimbus for that matter) the last person either two expected to see was Leela there, her hands buried in her pants as she recovered from an orgasm, from watching the two of them make love. Seriously, Amy would have put her money on Bender or Fry, maybe Zoidberg. "Leela!" Amy yelled, watching the purple headed space pilot nearly lose her mind as she saw Kif and Amy standing over her, still naked. Her eyes fixated on Kif's member, even at it's semi-flaccid state it was still over a foot long, and still dripping with juices. "Why the hell were you watching us?!?" Amy asked, her eyes inadvertently peeking at Leela's still exposed, soaked, twat. *Ohfuckohfuckohfuck ohshit* Leela thought, her heart racing all the faster now. "Well?" Amy asked again, angrily. "I didn't mean to I just was looking for you so I could get off of this ship and then I kept walking around the whole ship asking everyone and finally I came in here and saw you two and before I knew it I couldn't stop watching and, and I just couldn't control myself!" Leela flustered as she ran out of breath. Then, there was an uncomfortable silence. Amy had spent the entire time trying not to look at Leela's diamond hard nipples, or at her still exposed, still dripping twat. Moreover, she spent most of the time failing at that. While Amy hadn't really acted on them, growing up she had a curiosity about other women that she had never put to rest. *And besides* Amy thought, *What is she going to do, tell someone?* "So," Amy started, "You liked the show you saw?" "I'm sorry I didn't mean to-" Leela started, hoping if nothing else to keep this between the three of them. The last thing she needed was for Fry or Bender to hear about this, or even worse, Zapp. "BUT" Amy interrupted, "You liked what you saw?" "Well, yes, but I—" Leela started. "So, do you want to join?" Amy asked, much to the surprise of Kif and Leela. "Um, Amy, I don't know if that's such a good um," Kif started to say, but despite whatever meaning he had behind the mumbling, his inflating cock said it all. "Don't worry Kif," Amy said, whispering in his ear "besides, you're gonna need all the practice you can get if you're gonna keep up with me." "I just, I couldn't," Leela said, her mind trying to fight her libido. "Oh come on," Amy said, putting her arm around Kif, "Besides, if you don't, a certain star ship captain might find out about what you were up to today on his ship" Leela had a brief battle between her brain and body, her mind quickly rationalizing enough good reasons to ensure her consent. "Well, I don't think we have to worry about foreplay" Amy said, deciding that she would take charge of this threesome. "You ready Leela?" Amy asked, watching as she stripped down, exposing her bounteous breasts bouncing as she removed her white top. She peeled off her pants, showing her firm supple legs which curved to become her hips. Amy saw her small patch of well-kept purple pubic hair on her. "Okay," Leela said as she walked forward, totally nude "I'm ready" "Alright I got an idea," Amy said, walking over towards Leela. "Get on your hands and knees; Kif still hasn't tried doggy-style." Leela did as she was told, the anticipation of having Kif's enormous cock inside of her was enough for her to play second chair to Amy. As Leela got into position, Amy began to jerk off Kif slowly, feeling it begin to ooze precum, which collected on her hands, making them sticky and light green colored. Amy gently pulled Kif by his member to where Leela was impatiently lying. She guided him to Leela's soaked slit, probing first with her fingers, teasing her captain before she guided Kif's now throbbing member into Leela. Leela moaned as Kif penetrated her, in her mind she knew what she was doing was wrong, but she couldn't help herself. Amy, on the other hand, was watching with glee as her boyfriend began to fuck Leela. Then, she got another idea, even more risqué… Kif's cock, lubricated by his precum and both Amy's and Leela's love juices, easily penetrated Leela, whose body more easily accepted Kif. In only a few seconds, half of his green dong was inside of her, and there was no stopping the two. Leela was going out of her mind, she hadn't been with a man since William Shatner, and no man, not even any dildo she'd ever used, had the massive girth that Kif had. "So what do you think Leela?" Amy asked, enjoying the show before her. Leela couldn't even form the words to respond to Amy's question, so she said the only thing she was thinking about "Fuck meeeEEEE!" she shouted aloud, and Kif did just that. Her body began instinctively pushing back, helping Kif push more and more of his cock inside of her. Amy could see her eyes bug out as Kif slammed her with his entire eighteen inches. She was so caught up in what she and Kif were doing that she neglected to notice when Amy sat in front of her, her pussy still dripping with love juice. Amy inched forward until Leela was face to crotch with her. "Come on Leela, you know you want to," Amy said seductively, watching as Kif continued to hump her, his green cock jack-hammering in and out. Leela didn't have any time to answer before Kif's foot slipped, pushing her about six inches forward, right into Amy's soaked slit. Leela could hardly breath, let alone talk. Deciding that she had little choice, she resigned herself to her fate, and began to eat Amy's pussy out. The strong sweet taste of Kif's cum coupled with Amy's love juices combined to make a unique taste, at least to Leela, who had never had sex with another woman before. All she could do was imitate what she did to herself when she was masturbating, only now she would have to do it with her tongue and mouth instead of a vibe or dildo. Amy played with her nipples, enjoying the show before her. Meanwhile, Kif, having regained his footing, resumed spearing Leela. His capacity for rational thought left him, and left only a lifetime's worth of repressed sexual frustration. Watching Leela eat Amy out, Leela's face covered in the combination of their love juices and Amy playing with herself, Kif couldn't hold himself back and began to step up his excrescence. Amy began to moan as Leela's tongue pushed deeper in, licking her snapper clean of her juices from her previous orgasms, making room for her next one. *She's good at this* she thought, feeling Leela's tongue encircle her clit, her tongue moving with every of Kif's thrusts. "Oh Leela, you're a good pussy eater, oh play with my clitty, that's it! OH faster, faster!" Amy shouted. Leela was the meat in this sex sandwich, and she was enjoying every second of it. She could feel her climax coming, and knew from Amy that hers was coming soon. "Kif, harder, faster!" Amy cried, watching as her boyfriend's cock seemed to become a blur, he was fucking Leela so fast. Every thrust forced Leela's face into Amy's burning hot snatch. It wasn't long before one of them was bound to cum. Amy was first, signaling with an inarticulate moan as she had a gushing orgasm, her pussy's love juices gushed and squirted over Leela's face as her mouth filled with her female cum. Leela had no choice but to continue eating as much of her juices as possible, feeling the juices squirting over her face. Next to cum was Kif, whose orgasm was signaled by a grunt as he jammed his cock as far as he could into Leela's pussy, then began to spray his green semen into Leela, his cock pulsating like a fire hose into her. Between the orgasm in her mouth and the one in her snatch, Leela had no other option but to cum herself. She felt the orgasm overcome her, and her body stretched out, forcing her face directly onto Amy's snatch, while her vaginal muscles contracted, milking the green sperm cumming from Kif's cock. It had been ages since she had cum this hard, and her body caught her mind completely unprepared. All she could do was swim in the pleasure that overcame her as Kif blew his load in her. Pulling out his cock with a loud clear pop, Leela could feel his green sperm running down her legs, forming a not so small puddle on the floor. The three lay there, huffing and sighing for longer than anyone could have kept track of. Leela was so shook up by what she had done, but more than that she was beyond surprised that not only did she like it, she loved it! Amy, on the other hand, hadn't yet filled her voracious sexual appetite. Looking over to her boyfriend, she crawled over, still nude, her form tanned in juices of love. She reached over to Kif's sleeping dragon, her hands stroking the limp member, which began at once to balloon. "Think you got another round in you Kiffy?" Amy asked sweetly as her hands ran up and down his engorged shaft, she could already feel the precum oozing around her hands. Kif's only response were familiar excited garbled words between huffs, but Amy got the gist of what he meant. She continued stroking him for a little bit, until she could feel him hard and waiting. Amy got on her hands and knees, waiting for Kif's throbbing green rocket to dock. She felt her boyfriend coming behind her when she got a wicked idea. Rubbing her finger alongside her dripping box, she began to lubricate her pink rosebud, deciding that it was Kif's turn to try backdoor shenanigans. She probed a finger in first, trying to lubricate the opening more than anything else, with Kif's precum she didn't anticipate much of a need. She dipped her fingers back into her honey pot, and inserted a second, then a third, and a fourth finger, feeling she had been lubricated enough. Kif was noticeably confused, he watched the strangely erotic site before him as Amy began to finger bang her asshole, his green monster centimeters away from her. Amy looked back, noticing the confusion on Kif's face, and guided his green monster to the lubed up anal entrance. Kif stopped, his desire to fuck far outweighed by his concern for Amy. Amy grabbed one of her ass cheecks with either hands, and shouted at Kif "Fuck my ass!' That was all that Kif needed, and he pushed his cock into Amy. He met with much stiffer resistance from her much tighter backdoor. He continued to push, his pace greatly reduced, a result of both his concern and her tightness. It wasn't more than a couple minutes before he buried half a foot of his bone inside her, and she was moaning for more. Kif could hardly move his cock farther into her, she was tight like a vice. Yet still she shouted for more, and Kif was more than happy to comply. Kif grabbed one of Amy's cheeks with either hands, spreading them farther apart as he redoubled his efforts. He could feel the hot dripping juices coming from Amy's sopping pussy, and he knew in an instance she was really enjoying this. Leela had been trying to reorganize her mind, but hearing Amy shout "Fuck my Ass!" shook her out of it. She looked over and saw just that. She could still taste both of them in her mouth, and that's when she got an idea, to make things better for her. Amy did everything she could to relax her anal muscles, loving the sensation as Kif pushed more and more of his alien meat into her. She could feel the precum begin to ooze in her and as she became more slippery Kif could control himself better as he continued to ream her. As Kif felt his cock gain more slack, he started to speed up. Amy felt every single grove and bump in Kif's wang as he continued his anal assault. Soon she felt half of his eighteen inches ramming in and out of her. "Your turn," Leela said, sitting right in front of Amy, her gaping pussy wide open. She didn't know what she was getting herself into. Amy hadn't told anyone at Planet Express that she was bisexual, and had spent more than her fair share of women along with men. Amy lapped eagerly at Leela's dripping snatch, practically drinking all the juices from her. As Amy ate Leela out, Kif was working more and more, and was beginning to make some real headway into her backway. With each rapid thrust inward the sheer force pushed Amy, farther into Leela's pussy. She was moaning into Leela's snatch as she ate her out, tasting the sweet and sour blend of Leela's girl cum and her boyfriend's alien seed blend in her mouth. "Smack my ass, fuck MEEEE!" Amy screamed in a high pitch voice between gasps. Kif wasn't exactly sure how he should smack her ass, but he did push more of his green dong into her, and started fucking her faster, and harder. Amy responded by pushing herself back, and arching her back, trying to push as much of him as she could. Meanwhile, her tongue danced across Leela's clit, her ears were pressed against Leela's legs, so she couldn't hear the delicious cries of pleasure that Leela felt as she was experience the best oral sex in her life. Leela began to caress her breasts, the massive globes were soaked in the sweat of love making, her nipples aflame with passion as her direct subordinate, whom she had just eaten out while her boyfriend fucked her, was not eating her out as her boyfriend was fucking her up the ass. Kif upped the tempo again, the combination of his precum, along with a great deal of effort on both his and Amy's behalf had abated her tightness, and before long he had over a foot of green cock buried in her, ramming into her faster and faster. He was surprised when he saw Leela's hand rise up, landing smack bottom on Amy, leaving a small red mark. Amy cried out louder, and Kif seemed to get the idea. That didn't stop Leela from smacking her ass another few times, before Amy playfully bit on her clit, sending Leela reeling as her orgasm was approaching. Amy moaned, her face was buried in Leela's snatch, she could feel Kif from behind, each thrust pushing her forward, along with more of Kif's cock, and each pull out gave her but a moment to gasp air as she was once again headfirst into Leela's soaking box. She felt another smack on her ass, and almost had gotten up to shout at Leela when she realized it was Kif who smacked her ass, as he had nearly all of his foot and a half monster deep in her. She could feel her own orgasm coming up. Amy began to gently massage Leela's clit with her nose as she licked out her dripping snatch first, then surprised her by sticking her tongue straight up Leela's pink puckered anus with no warning. Leela hopped off the ground when she did, and her landing only served to stick the tongue farther up her. Leela had never had anal sex, neither had she had oral sex in her anus, and the shock was off putting, only for a moment, as she felt herself upon the precipice. Kif gave one more fierce thrust, his cock fully inside Amy's ass. Amy continued to tongue Leela's anal entrance as Kif started on the home stretch, pulling half of himself out at a time, then ramming it in, feeling the Amy pushed back, enjoying the ass reaming she was receiving. Suddenly and without warning, Leela cried out as her orgasm overtook her, Amy's masterful carpet munching. Her legs flailed wildly as she came, her hands instinctively holding Amy's head in place. Amy could barely breath, but it was only a moment later before she felt Kif smack both cheeks of her ass at the same time, and a second later she felt a flood of green swimmers filling up her backside. The two orgasms set herself off, and she could feel her pussy gushing girl cum as she had her most aggressive orgasm of the day, clamping down tightly on Kif's cock, milking it for everything that it was worth. She gulped down every drop of Leela's cum, savoring the taste. Kif continued to unload into her, she could feel herself fill up with green sperm so much that she could feel it begin to squirt out between her anus and his cock. A minute later Leela's orgasm subsided. Kif was done in another minute, his green cock slicked by his cum popped out. Amy, now free for the first moment in a while, took the opportunity to try a new yoga trick she'd learned. Laying on her back she pulled her feet behind her head, and began to eat herself out. She started first on her pussy, cleaning off all of the various juices that had been there during their sex romp. She moved quickly on though, and began to collect the green cum Kif had just planted there.. She could taste her own pussy and ass along with Kif's sperm as her cheeks ballooned. She continued like that for at least five minutes, both Kif and Leela were too tired to pay much attention. After she had gathered as much sperm as she could fit in her mouth comfortably, she went over to where Leela was huffing. Without a word(as a mouth full of sperm tends to inhibit that) she went over, open mouth kissing her and giving her a mouthful of love juices. Leela was surprised to find a mouthful of love juice in her mouth. She decided to do the same thing, snowballing the sperm into Amy's mouth again. The two of them shared Kif's sperm for a couple minutes before eventually swallowing it together. I guess the best way to describe the M/Impreg thing is to say that it's sort of explained in the episode. And screw it if you wanted to read about it. Well, anyways, hope you dug it, watch Family Guy on Fox and Seth Macfarlane's new one, American Dad. Also send me vast amounts of money and uh…well just send me vast amounts of money. Or feedback is good too. (This file was created by SomeRandomBastard@yahoo.com, so send all flames there. Don't use without permission, and don't claim it's yours. 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