Get Real

Disclaimer: This is a sexual fantasy. The author does not advocate or participate in underage sexual activities. If you are offended by pornography, for God's sake stop reading internet porn, you idiot.

If you are underage and interested in sex, welcome to the human race. This is a fantasy, without consequences. Real sex has consequences like pregnancy (duh!), disease, and emotional devastation. Don't ever let anybody talk you into doing something you aren't ready for. When you are old enough to be ready, relish every minute. But right now, get outta here, kid! You trying to get me in trouble?

With a little bit o' luck,
with a little bit o' luck,
We can have it all and not get caught!
~ My Class Motto

Reality keeps stepping on fantasy, but every now and then fantasy bites reality's ankle. Here are a few recent news items that could easily be confused with stories written for this web site:

Oral Sex

Businesses

I love capitalism. Businesses are always finding new ways to meet demand and serve our every need. This year's prize for innovation goes to Facegirl, a firm opening the Fellatio Cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, where customers will soon be able to receive a blow job from one of the lovely attendants they select from an iPad. I wonder if they got the idea from Sucker's Restaurant.

Women's Health

Oral sex has gotten a lot more popular in recent years. Girls today are pretty much expected to suck cock, maybe even before their first fuck. Seems to me like a great advance for civilization. Almost as important, there's all kinds of information claiming to show the health benefits of semen. That kinda strikes me as a likely story, but I have an open mind, and if it provides an excuse for any woman to swallow, I am totally convinced.

Naked in School

Maybe it just get reported more often, but it sure seems like there are an awful lot more incidents of female teachers fucking around with their students. It always gets reported as child abuse with the teacher going to jail, but I have to say it's the first time I've ever wished I was back in school. So yes, if these kids are getting hurt, it's a crime, but I have a sneaking suspicion the 'victims' are enjoying it just as much as the perp.

My favorite was Meredith Powell. Back in 2014 she admitted to having sex with several of her teenage students in her classroom. Here's a link to her video on YouTube:

On an equally fun but less criminal note, there've been a number of school teachers lately who are current or former porn stars. In 2012 an Oxnard, California middle school teacher named Stacie Halas was identified as Tiffany Six after some of her students recognized her in action on line. Sadly, she was fired. Happily, she had another career to fall back on.

The same school, Richard B. Haydock Intermediate, was also in the news in 2010 when a middle school boy and girl were caught video taping themselves having oral sex in class. This is why school choice is so important to concerned parents.

2014 was a good year for porn. Belle Knox was a student at Duke who was also a beautiful young starlet. When that fact became public she was harassed. In my opinion she should have been thanked and held up as a role model for girls in college. Unlike most of them, she had no trouble paying off her student loans.

Mary Beth Haglin, a twenty something teacher in Cedar Rapids lost her job in 2015 for having massive amounts of sex with a 17 year old student, even though the age of consent in Iowa is 16. Fortunately she had no trouble finding work as a stripper before starting her career in porn.

Technically it has nothing to do with NiS, but the trend in girls switching careers to porn is encouraging. Page Jennings was a successful Wall Street intern before she decided there's more to life than boring spreadsheets and stocks. She made the temporary career change when she was 23, adopting the name Veronica Vain and the rest of us got the permanent benefit of her choice.

Porn actress Nina Skye "said her dream job was 'having sex,' noting the 'easy money' that comes with the job." She seems like a very bright young lady to me. Sadly, her employer didn't consider this the best qualification for a preschool teacher at a Christian School. Fortunately she was easily able to get by on her new salary, starting when she was handed $2,500 for her first boy-girl X-rated scene. Sometimes virtue gets rewarded.

I'll be updating this page as the news demands. Seen any news that ought to be included here? Shoot me an email:

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