Deborah Martins - Interview Specialist

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Deborah conducts an interview with a VBE candidate

Outfoxed: A True Experience
by Janelle Simpson

"Nmmph ummph mmmph!"

Those are the only words I can manage less than half an hour into my interview with Deborah Martins. I'd planned on being clever and using my fake application to get an inside look at Vatican's Best Escorts. I'd use the Candidate Interview to conduct one of my own and find out what had turned a brilliant, beautiful young woman like Deborah into a prostitute.

I'd graduated from Columbia's School of Journalism and taken a job as a Research Assistant for Newsweek Magazine. I considered myself smart and attractive, definitely ambitious, and around the office there were a lot of questions about VBE and a lot of contradictory answers. Separating truth from rumor is never easy with any large corporation and even less so with the most successful escort provider in the world. Customers rarely step forward to discuss their intimate experiences and the employees are bound by protocol and non-disclosure agreements to reveal only as much as Evelyn Swan wants them to.

Call it the truth, but as any journalist can tell you, the truth is always dirty and as unlikely as it seems, digging up some dirt on VBE wasn't easy. That's what our readers want, however, and so too the Newsweek editors were always demanding something juicy for the next issue. I saw my chance and took it, filling out an application and submitting myself to VBE's screening process. I'd gone undercover, one could say, determined to get inside the company and emerge later to the respect and admiration of my journalist peers.

Vatican's Best Escorts would be my golden ticket to success.

"That's it, bitch!" �SLAP� "Rock that cock!" �SLAP�"Show me how you love to fuck!"

Deborah spanked my ass with a sharp stinging sensation that drove me to rock my hips and grind my pussy around the large dildo she wore. The woman had invited me to be bound and gagged, smiling and promising that if I refused she wouldn't hold it against me. I'd already stripped for her. VBE candidates are always interviewed naked the receptionist had informed me. Five minutes later, after exchange little more than polite pleasantries, Deborah had suggested I let her tie my hands behind my back and wear a leather ball gag.

"Only for a few minutes," she'd said with a smile. "I just want to see you look�helpless."

My instincts had tried to warn me, but I was determined to do anything to please this woman. Deborah Martins was what VBE called an "Interview Specialist" and if I didn't make it past her, I wouldn't have anywhere else to go but home. She looked innocent enough, with her girl-next-door good looks and easy smile. The horn rimmed reading glasses perched on her nose gave the woman an air of intelligence, not danger, and I'd always been a little too confident for my own good anyway.

Now she had me face down on a stained mattress stinking of female sweat and cum. How many young women had Deborah fucked before me, I wondered. Hundreds, I imagined. Thousands. My cunt burned with pleasure beneath her relentless assault. My oily juices were flowing despite my anger and resentment. Nobody had ever used me this way. I felt shame and guilt rising like bile in the back of my throat. My stomach cramped with nervous excitement and my body shook while my lungs labored for air.

The damp sound of Deborah's flesh sticking to mine filled the room. The soft, hollow whump of her pelvis meeting my ass. She fucked me like a dog, on my tits and knees with my arms bound useless behind my back. The woman dominated me completely, driving her thick phallus deep with every thrust of her hips. I jerked and moaned, shivering with multiple orgasms. The smell of my greasy sex filled my head and fueled my lust. I begged her to fuck me harder, faster, and deeper with every muffled groan and whimper. My tear stained eyes were turned upward, watching Deborah's face contort with the ecstasy of her own climax.

She used me for an hour, perhaps longer, until I could only lay on the mattress and sob weakly. I felt empty inside; empty in my life. I'd forgotten Newsweek and my audacious plans, nothing mattered but Deborah and I wanted to please her. I wished to remain and shook my head in protest when she began to loosen the rope digging into my swollen and discolored breasts. The fresh flow of blood made me gasp and orgasm one last time, much to Deborah's amusement.

She stood above me, stroking her girl stained dildo and smiling. I'd been freed, but I didn't move except to spread my thighs invitingly, begging the woman to take me again. The emptiness inside my cunt was devastating and I pushed three fingers inside myself trying to fill it.

"Fuck me," I breathed. "Please�Fuck me forever!"

But our interview was over and I hadn't gotten the job. Deborah left the room, exiting into her office and I heard the unmistakable sound of the bolt being thrown. I lay there for some time and finally used the emergency exit, the only one available, to climb naked down the fire escape. Three bums had built a cardboard shelter in the alley. They sat there in their ragged clothes, unshaven and stinking of filth and I fell to the asphalt, sprawled helpless and waiting.

While they fucked me one after the other and then again, two and three times each, I made up my mind to apply again. I wasn't a journalist, not anymore.

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     Janelle Simpson is a graduate of the Columbia School of Journalism and a brand new escort working in the VBE Public Relations Department. She's available for incall or outcall to men and couples in the Greater Chicago Area daily from 4pm and weekends. Please see Janelle's ad in this Sunday's Chicago Tribune or visit the VBE Midwest website for contact information and pricing.

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Risa Montrose
VBE Escort Detailer (Southwest Europe)
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Gender: Female	Age: 26
Hair: Brunette	Eyes: Dark
Ht: 5' 11"	Bust: 36B
Wt: 122 lbs	Waist: 24"
Sign: Aries	Hips:35"
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Ethnicity: Spanish-Italian
Personality: Tough Love
Prefer: Men who can keep up with me
Available: Weekends & Holidays
Affiliation: VBE Human Resources
Location: Rome - Madrid
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Get Personal with Risa
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First the bad news� Risa Montrose isn't easily impressed. What's the good news? Risa Montrose isn't easily impressed. For would-be escorts looking for a position with VBE, the Escort Detailer is the final hurdle to overcome. After being screened physically, intellectually, and emotionally; after being tested and interviewed; a candidate's future is in Risa's hands, and she'd better be impressed. "I'm an empath," Risa explains. "I can sense what people are feeling and my biggest job as a Detailer is to place the right escort in the right job. The tests will tell us what a candidate is suitable for, and she'll tell us what she thinks she wants, but on a primal, instinctive level each candidate has her own perfect place in the universe." That place isn't always within the framework of Vatican's Best Escorts. Risa and her sister Detailers reject about 20% of the applicants who reach their offices. "It can be tough telling a girl she isn't going to find a place with VBE, but that's part of the job. I've had women break down and cry. They've tried to bribe me, threatened me; they've begged me for another chance," Risa says. "I had a candidate, one of the Kardashian sisters, who was very beautiful. Very sexual. Nobody had ever told her 'no' before and she broke down completely. We had to get her into a sanitarium before she hurt herself." That, Risa tells us with a shrug, is exactly why the woman was rejected. "In our world, the real world of VBE, we don't get everything we want. There are things we cannot do and cannot have. We will fail a thousand times before we succeed, but our success is inevitable so long as we can learn from those failures. "Everyone is changed by each experience and rejected candidates are free to apply again," Risa says. "Sometimes that's all a girl needs."

From Stripper to Escort

Part of the Plan

On average, dancers will spend over 36 months working clubs before finding a new home with VBE

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It's not a far stretch to go from working as an exotic dancer to entertaining on a much more private, intimate level. From the very beginning a significant portion of VBE's employees have been migrants from the stripper community. "They're still a largely ignored segment of society," Dr. Jane Primrose of Social Paradigm LTD. Explains. "With few notable exceptions, exotic dancing is a transient career. It doesn't translate well into a mainstream community based on family values, moral amenability, and fiscal responsibility." Evie Swan founded her company with the specific goal of loosing women from the bonds of sexual slavery. Providing assistance to prostitutes and strippers were obviously high on her list of priorities. "Dr. Swan's policy has been to welcome former strippers into the VBE family with open arms," Primrose says. "She's made it much easier for women with a checkered or�colorful past, shall we say? To complete the screening process and find a place in VBE's corporate structure." This hasn't always proved to be the easiest route for either VBE or its prospective employees. Physical and mental health issues are a major concern and the company spends millions of dollars annually to treat everything from alcohol and drug addiction to sexually transmitted diseases�Before the applicant is even accepted. "The cost-benefit ratio is still being modeled," Chief Finance Officer Tori Sadler admits. "Currently we place about 20% of the women we screen and subsequently treat through the application process. It's an expensive process, to be sure, and doubtless there are individuals taking advantage of our policies, but at the same time we have an obligation to employees and customers to provide a safe, clean, and healthy work environment." That environment, of course, is the escort's body. Given that the successful applicant will earn VBE approximately $275,000 USD over her first full year of employment, it seems safe to say that Ms. Sadler's numbers will weigh out in VBE's favor. "It's one of those happy circumstances where what's good for business is good for the community." Promrose also notes that the policy may explain the recent tax breaks VBE has received from both federal and state governments. "Washington has more escorts per capita than any other city in the US, including Vegas. I'm sure a lot of congressman and senators are happy to know that their escorts are healthy, happy, and well-adjusted."

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The Mile High Club

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Starbucks / Oral Fixation

Business News

Chief Operating Escort Bonnie Buhler

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The former Chief Finance Officer for Seattle's Best Escorts, Bonnie Buhler, is taking the reigns of the Starbucks Coffee chain according to a recent press release. Miss Buhler, a 25yo escort from Tacoma, was named COE after the popular franchise was acquired by VBE in a leveraged buyout last month. Over the last decade Starbucks stock prices have fallen from a 1998 high of $112 a share to less than $27 at the time of the sale. VBE's Lisa Hahn spoke only in general terms of future developments, but did say that Starbucks would be staffed exclusively by escorts. "Starbucks will continue to provide its customers with a quality blend of coffee and service, but with the added convenience of attractive and friendly teenage escorts working behind the counter." Under the counter as well, it would seem, since Miss Hahn went on to explain that escorts would provide oral sex to Starbucks customers. "Pricing for the new fellatio service will vary with location, but it's safe to say that our rates will be extremely competitive." The acquisition of Starbucks was apparently made to provide employment experience for VBE's teenage escorts. "We like to keep busy," Evie Swan said in a telephone interview with Forbes magazine. "Our girls need to acquire real world experience in the service industry and Starbucks will give them that. We consider it a professional development tool, that's all. Like a high school work program, selling coffee and blowjobs isn't a career, just a stepping stone to bigger and better things." Since being acquired by VBE, Starbucks stock has risen 28% in heavy trading. Rumors that the franchise name will be changed to "Oral Fixation" have not been confirmed or denied, but experts consider it unlikely given the recognition factor of Starbucks. According to Mike Pengrove, a marketing analyst with Merrill-Lynch, "Oral Fixation as a trademark has been registered, but what VBE plans to do with it is anyone's guess. I think we'll see it as a catch-phrase under the Starbucks label." Looking for Advice? No one is more interested in your success than Vatican's Best Escorts and our partnership begins with this free guide to marketing yourself. As an added bonus, our friends at Social Paradigm have included a 60-minute "Positive Feedback" subliminal soundtrack to boost your self-confidence. The DVD includes detailed information about the VBE application process; printable forms; assistance directory; and examples of video resumes submitted by successful candidates. Interviews with Escort Detailers and Interview Specialist will tell you exactly what they're looking for in an Escort Candidate and how to avoid common mistakes.� Don't miss this opportunity to give your candidate package the competitive edge you deserve! -

Attention Transgender Applicants

     While it's true that Vatican's Best Escorts has a large number of transgender positions available, only those candidates which conform to a very specific genetic profile will be considered for employment.

     The transgender application process differs significantly from the normal, female process. Your medical screening will include a DNA test to determine eligibility. Suitable candidates will receive a TGC Package via FedEx Courier. You will be required to sign a Release and Consent Form TG-101B at that time. Your TGC Package will contain a travel voucher to Sao Paulo, Brazil. Please ensure that you have a valid passport. No visa is required through private agreement between VBE and the Brazilian government.

     You may anticipate a 12-18 month residency at the Gender Research Facility (GRF) during which you will undergo significant physical and psychological transformation. It's important that you understand this process is IRREVERSIBLE once started. By signing Form TG-101B you remove all liability from VBE and GRF and its employees; waive all legal rights, obligations, and responsibilities; and expressly agree to any and all procedures as deemed necessary by GRF in fulfillment of its lawful contract with VBE.

     You will undergo extensive physiological and behavioral modification consistent with the gender defined as "Shemale: A person possessing the physical traits and characteristics of a human female, but retaining a fully functional male reproductive system." Applicants who desire traditional sexual reassignment surgery (SRS) are discouraged and should seek alternative programs better suited to their needs.

     For additional information you may contact me through your local VBE office or directly through the VBE Human Resources website. I wish you good luck and Godspeed on your life's journey.

     Camille St. James
     TG Escort Detailer

Make Love, Not War
But if you insist...

Eighteen-year-old Shelby is one of many new Escort-Cadets
joining the ranks of VBE's 1st Special Forces Brigade

     In past years Vatican's Best Escorts has relied upon third party security firms and local government agencies for the physical protection of its employees and property. The results have not always been satisfactory in the face of terrorism, political unrest, and economic instability. The bombing of the Marriott Hospice in Jakarta is only the most publicized attack on VBE and there have been over a hundred violent crimes perpetrated against escorts and clients on or near corporate property.

     In response, VBE has formed its own private security force. Equipped by parent company Severe Heavy Industries and trained at the US Army's National Training Center, VBE Special Forces are preparing to meet the security challenges of the 21st century head-on.

     "Most of the troops have 2-5 years military experience," reports Colonel Pauline Quire, the VBE Special Forces commander. "Some of them a great deal more than that. A lot of women who love the military life are dissatisfied with the experience of serving in a national force, we're giving them an alternative."

     The Colonel herself is a former Army Ranger who has seen action in Iraq and Afghanistan. She resigned her commission at the army's convenience after it was discovered that she had a special way of motivating her men.

     "It's hard, lonely work and we were a long ways from home," she explains. "I was a light colonel commanding a Ranger infantry battalion, three companies and over a thousand enlisted bodies to take care of, so�I put my girls to the task."

     The battalion had about 150 females total and they were encouraged to provide sexual service to their off-duty male counterparts. The men under Pauline's command were issued "pussy chits" and the women received bonus and incentive pay for every chit they earned. There was surprisingly little complaint according to Gunnery Sergeant Cassie Phelps who left the army and joined VBE with her colonel.

     "A few of the hardcore lesbians didn't much like it, but most of the girls couldn't get enough cock," Cassie reports. "Of course we had to set the example, the Colonel and myself, the female officers and NCOs�I never laid so much pipe in my life. Best fuckin' tour ever."

     The army didn't quite see it that way after the battalion returned stateside with 94 cases of pregnancy reported. Unsurprisingly the entire affair was classified and the battalion "rehabilitated" with most of the women offered an early discharge or administrative retirement. For many of them the opportunity to continue their military escort service with VBE was a Godsend.

     "We brought 78 girls with us," the colonel boasts proudly. "All Rangers, all combat experienced, and not a single virgin in the lot. They love fucking and fighting and they're experts at both. I call them my Eager Beavers."

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the fields of Social Psychology and Cultural Anthropology. See our website for details. SPL is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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