Hi! You know, I'm always bitching about the stupid, maddening, idiotic mail I get from irate readers who don't understand or care what I'm about, who I am, why I'm here, or where the hell I'm going. But the fact is that most of my mail comes from people who are very cool, way hip, down with the Sexual Jihad, and generally hit me like big blast of helium. I feel lighter than air, squeak when I cum, and bounce of walls with giddy joy when I get an awesome email. I've got some that are even more adorelicious than these, but I keep those in a secret place and don't share them...These ones are pretty darn good though and I just want to say thanks to not only these guys, but everyone who takes the time to drop me a line. I mean it too! I don't always get to reply and when I do I'm not always really timely about it, but your thoughts and opinions, comments and criticisms and praise and suggestions and questions...It all matters. It all means something. So thank you!! And as for everyone else, I just hope you don't mind too much if I feel like blowing my own horn a little.
We all wanna feel good. �rr
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The nice things people say about me...(Names and emails have been changed to protect the guilty)
(Oh...And I didn't edit any of the content. Email is pretty casual anyway)
This is the sign that tells people where to find stuff in San Carlos.
Hello,
Umm... sorry, I've never written a fan-letter before, but I just wanted to say that about a week or so ago I stumbled upon your collection of stories on Alt.sexstories.moderated and just wanted to say that I think you're an awesome writer. It started with seeing your "The Dog Who Owned Me" series (I'd love, love, LOVE to read more of that, if you were thinking of writing any more) and then found out about the rest. Wow! It's always a nice thing to just fine one or two very well-written stories (many of them out there are pretty lame), but you've got hundreds (or so it seems)! All of them extremely well done! Obviously I've not had time to read all of them, but I've gone through the "Tiff and Lick" series, Turning Japanese (I felt very empathetic for the main character and want to know that she ended up ok!) and just went through the 3-parter "Lenia Bound" (absolutely LOVED how it ended! It made me laugh, it's so happy!).
So yeah. I don't know if you get hundreds of these e-mails a day or whatever, but I just wanted to add in my $0.02 that I love your work and hope to see more of it. I've certainly got plenty to go through in the meantime (though, as with everything, not all the themes I'm into, but the majority I certainly am). Keep up the good work.
Peanut Butter
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Here's another one...
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2010 02:36:43 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: I can't stop reading...
To: [email protected]
It's 4:17 in the morning, and I can't... stop... reading.
Not only that, but I only got 3 hours of sleep last night, what with it being halloween, so I'm starting to get into true sleep depravation. It's not just the stories either. I just can't stop reading you. Blogs, rants, fake advertisments, it's freaking addictive! I'm probably going to be a walking zombie tomorrow, and given the sheer amount of material on your site, I'm probably going to end up right back here, at 4:17 tomorrow morning, too tired to blink, but still clicking the next link.
Thank you Rache. The more of your lies I read, the more truths jump out at me. That sounded a lot better in my head, so I pray you'll forgive the ramblings of an insomnia-addled mind. I'd pretty much given up on SoL, and ASSTR altogether. I mean, I keep coming back for whatever reason, but it's always more for the memory of what it was when it was all new. Suddenly I find you, and I'm laughing my ass off every few seconds, and not only that but I'm hard as a rock. And Reasons Till After, oh god! I mean what can I say?
All I really can say is that your stories compel me to feel in a way I had thought impossible from my years of reading erotica. Thank you. I can't wait to spend another sleepless night exploring the winding depths of your site. I seriously feel like a kid who's found a really awesome cave in his backyard and gets to go exploring, except that's totally wrong because I'm claustrophobic and hate spelunking, but if I loved spelunking, that would be how I feel... probably. Whatever. I just wish I could buy you a drink, or a tranny prostitute. You know, whichever.
What should I get...
(this part is not an email...It's me, rache, talking to you)
I'm going to buy a motorcycle. I just got my drivers license. A "Professional" one, whatever that means, and I didn't even have to take a test! I just got a physical ( "Hi, I need a physical?" ... "That'll be 300 pesos." ... "Okay. Here you go." ... "Thank you. You just passed the physical." ) and filled out the application, paid for the license, and they gave me one.
Seriously. Now I decided to buy a motorcycle because everybody has one and I always wanted one, but not a real one. More of a big scooter, except they said it goes pretty fast. I'm just wondering if I should get the blue one or the black one. I haven't bought my helmet yet, so it's kind of important. What do you guys think?
That's the black one which they have to special order cause it's black.
And that's the blue one, which is in stock because it's blue.
They're both sporty Honda CB110cc and I think black is seriously cool, but the blue really looks good with my jacket. I got this Hermes leather jacket in mustard and I didn't even know Hermes made leather jackets, but they do! I love it and it really makes the blue POP and I never get to wear it because it's always so freakin' hot here, but riding a motorcycle would be cool, so...The guy said, "It'll go a hundred kilometers per hour easy!" I said, "Have you seen the roads here?"Black or Blue? They both cost 61,800 cash and so it's no big deal, that, uh...what? like $1400 (USD) or something and I'd like to get both, but I can't talk my husband into that. ( "You only got one butt, baby!" ) and I'm like "His and Hers!" which is really like, "Mine and Mine!" and he knows it, so...That argument didn't fly. I've never driven a motorcycle in my life! But it's been a fantasy and I really, really, really want to be happy with my first one.
