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Now arriving on Track 69

 

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Miss Anarchy 2006

They call her Miss Egypt...but a real anarchist like me doesn't give a flying you know what!

Where the hell's her burkkah????

 

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What I left to say

We�ve reached the end of the line, you and I. We all want to be the hero, but this little drama isn�t about us.

You should read what I�ve written, skipping the parts you don�t like. Perhaps a sentence here or there, a paragraph or even a page will strike a chord and resonate. But not all of it. Not all of it.

I used to think this was important and I wanted to be a good writer. A great writer. Not for money, I have enough of that. Not for fame, there�s none in this business. Just for me and you, so that we can smile and know we have what nobody else does.

At times, occasionally, I succeeded in my ambitions. I pushed my meager talents as far as they could go. Not always and not in every word on every page, but sometimes. Here and there.

Remember that, if nothing else.

Change the World

 

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My lesser efforts...

I'm kinda sick, pretty sick, but getting better and so just in case it's all in my head (the getting better part, I mean) and I'm really on my death bed, I'm thinking about god and wondering why I never tried to use the "pencil tool" in photoshop before. It's kinda fun!

 

Everything I need to know, I learned in Sunday School
I drew this picture of God pregnant with the earth.

 

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Your Cow's a Marxist!

Anarchy is alive and well and thanks to capitalism most people don't even realize it! Even the Anarchists can sometimes get a little confused. With Che Gueverra t-shirts selling like hotcakes in third world countries where people think he's just "Jesus with a funny hat?" and PETA recruiting Lydia Gueverra (Castro's grand-daughter, but don't tell Che!) to shove carrots up our collective asses. (Butts that is, PETA would never harm a real ass)

All we can do is wonder, "What would Karl eat?"

Here's Miss Revolution herself...Ten minutes of fame is a little too much sometimes.

 

The Rock Star! Che Gueverra...Coming to a t-shirt near you!

 

And, lest we forget who's really holding down the communist fort...

The Anarchist Man of the Year! (the Kim on the left)

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Obligatory Whaler's Poem

Sing Ho! For the Dick, lass
Sing out for Moby, please!
But should he show his pale prow
Sing out upon yer knees!
And should ye kiss that barny brow
Ye�ll catch his sweet disease;
Oh! If ye taste the Dick, lass
Ye�ll drown in his white seas
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Tag Kara: The Video!

 

This isn't any sort of great video really, but I haven't promoted porn in awhile and I just like this girl's eyes. They're like the window to the soul and after spending a week cranking out stories about girls with the souls of true sluts...what the hell...here's one right here. I call her "Kara"

http://www.mediafire.com/file/zxxzihywcrg/Blue_eyes.avi

 

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I am Tangerine and I am a ghost.

In retrospect my introspect is circumspect at best
For my respect for my aspect is now the suspect that I wrest;
How then to alleviate the aggravate affiliate
And deviate from obdurate to compensate my present state?

Must I always seek perfection in the mirror of dissection;
Find the cause of my affliction and therein my affection
For the things I leave behind?
Death will not negotiate nor with his kiss infatuate
But rather he'll inebriate - a toxin to exasperate,
A little at a time.

(it's a better poem dressed  in context than naked)

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My Favorite Martians

The "Apache" shot: Yield: 1.85 Megatons Location: Eniwetok Date: 8.Jul.1956

The "Yeso" shot: Yield: 3 Megatons Location: Christmas Island Date: 10.Jun.1962

 

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Cool Pictures

Some Exceptionally sexy men!

Before there was ever a Bob Dylan, J.Robert Oppenheimer was the heart and soul of American Physics...That's why he got crucified. He's on the left, in case you don't know.

The guy on the right is pretty famous too, although I never liked him personally. Earnest O. Lawrence, in case you're wondering.

 

We got stuck with Teller while the Russians got Andrei Sakharov (on the left) shown here with "The Beard" ...How much better off we would have been if the Russians had Edward and we could have sat Andrei down with Oppie in 1946. Wow! He was seriously cute!

 

A seriously amazing photograph with Stanislaw Ulam on the left (Hottie alert!) my favorite really huge brain, Johnny von Neumann on the right, and that other guy in the middle, you know the one...Richard Feynman! Ouch! I keep this picture next to my bed!
 
Of the many candid photographs you may have seen of smart men in informal setting, this picture defines "smart"

 

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Missing  You

I took the knife upon my skin
And sliced from there to here
To remember how it felt again
When you whispered in my ear

 

Boring Fashion Icons will rule the planet someday...What am I saying?

 

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I hate retards, reruns, and republicans.

And democrats too.

I almost forgot.

 

Things you can't have, except...It turns out you can

Leonard Cohen is cool. Like Jack Kerouac, only different. I found this video in a public market in a remote province as far from civilization as possible, between dried fish and freshly plucked chickens. It cost me about a quarter. Canadian.

But what really sold me was the testimonial from...Mel Gibson???

What the fuck???

Anarchy, pure and simple.

 

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My woodworking project

 

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Soul Searching

I went to where my husband lies
upon that tired heath
reflecting cold and wintry skies
to lay with him beneath

 

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The end

What? You were looking for an explanation? A reason?

Go away! :))) What a goof.

Ohhhh...all right. One more, but then it's time for bed.

 

NEWS FLASH >>> She isn't even Hamas, she's from fucking Olympia.

Speaking of Goofs...This rache was killed trying to stop a bulldozer and they made a play out of her and wrote a book and sang songs about her at Lilith Fair and here she is burning an American Flag - one she made herself. I remember her.

"We just need something to hate, Dad."

Here's a list of other Rachels killed by that Rachel's friends:

Rachel Thaler, aged 16, was blown up at a pizzeria in an Israeli shopping mall. She died after an 11-day struggle for life following a suicide bomb attack on a crowd of teenagers on 16 February 2002. Rachel Levy (aged 17, blown up in a grocery store), Rachel Levi (19, shot while waiting for the bus), Rachel Gavish (killed with her husband, son and father while at home celebrating a Passover meal), Rachel Charhi (blown up while sitting in a Tel Aviv cafe, leaving three young children), Rachel Shabo (murdered with her three sons aged 5, 13 and 16 while at home) and Rachel Kol, 53, who worked at a Jerusalem hospital and was killed with her husband in a Palestinian terrorist attack in July.

(Source: zionismontheweb.org)

And people get upset about what I do? They have no idea.

Get a little perspective.