Master Jack's Squicks

Since the things I like are relevant to readers of this site, the things I don't like are probably just as relevant. While I don't guarantee that none of the stories I recommend contain any of these themes, I do promise that these themes don't predominate in any of the stories on this site.

Things I don't like:

Killing people. (Snuff). Real torture (ie cutting parts of people's body off; seriously injuring people). Watersports and scat. Male on male anything. (Like most of male America, I'm fine with female on female anything.) Bestiality, or anything that involves animals in a sexual manner. Pedophilia, or anything that involves children. (I'm OK with the occasional teenage character, but anything involving early teens or earlier is a huge turnoff.) I'll read a story involving incest if there's something else in it that I like, but it's never an element in my fantasies.