Seek Him What Made Them Seven
Stars
Waddie
Greywolf
Chapter 96
“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of
the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's
going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people
frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But
these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God,
so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal
with them.” ~ Barry M. Goldwater
Billy and his posse saw to their guest's comfort and made sure
they were being cared for every minute of their stay with them.
After viewing Josh's video, the gathered audience broke into
smaller groups and went their way. The next morning held the
promise of becoming an important day filled with joy and hope for
the future, marking a great moment in the extended Daniels family
as one of great significance. Come rain or shine, there was no
doubt in anyone's mind it would prove to be a busy day, and the
prospects of performing in their new concert hall filled everyone
with a sense of joy and pride in their excellent accomplishment.
Since there was much more room available in the new hall than
there was at the Barnyard Concerts, Billy invited everyone in his
extended family including the Terrance Gorgon family from their
seven ranches on the Kickapoo Creek east of San Angelo.
It was to be another of the great 'homecoming' events and those
working on other ranches would return to help and enjoy the day.
The subject of the faithful Watchers and Daddy Long-legs who never
missed a Saturday feed and Barnyard concert came up. There were
concerns, the beasties of the more pungent body odors might become
too powerful in an enclosed auditorium than sitting on the
limestone cliffs across the river where an updraft of air, a
breeze, flowed through the gorge blowing away any foul odors from
the seated guests before the stage. A good, strong whiff of a ripe
wild beast's body could become overpowering and distasteful. It
was one of the main reasons Billy didn't want to give up the
outdoor barnyard concerts completely. Nature provided the best
shield for the more sensitive humans.
* * * * * * *
All was quiet in the Falcon's Lair. Nick woke up abruptly. He knew
something was wrong, but the fog of sleep was hanging on; his
brain was still clinging to his somnambulistic state like a
trellis overgrown with honeysuckle and trumpet vines, calling him
to lie back among the tangled branches to rest where small birds
made their nests and cooed softly to comfort each other. He
struggled to shake the shackles from the lingering unawares of his
subconscious.
In the time since he gave himself to Billy to become his slave,
Nick could never recall a more perfect time than what he was
witnessing at the moment; except, for the undeniably strong memory
in his advanced mind of the time he awoke on a gurney after his
ship crash-landed in the James river, and he watched the handsome
young human cowboy, who risked his life to rescue the large angel,
bathe himself before the flickering firelight. At that very
moment, Nick sensed his weary soul would find peace and a renewed
birth of spirit he was denied thousands of years ago. He arrived
at the conclusion, test tubes make lousy parents and worse
companions.
Nick instantly realized Billy was the embodiment of the perfect
human, whom Nick fantasized in his mind as being the ultimate
choice for a bright angel to reintroduce himself to the human
species. Every highly developed sensor in Nick's body seemed to
relax and breathe a deep sigh of completeness. He was warm and
comfortable, and without much interpersonal analysis, realized he
was rescued by a good and trustworthy soul who would see to his
needs. There was nothing to fear. Beyond his senses, he
instinctively realized Billy was a mile-marker – a great and
wonderful signature moment in his long journey.
Nick Samuel, the angel of light, of knowledge, reason, and
scientific advancement, finally realized and began to understand
why he was created those many centuries ago. He turned on his side
to face Billy and opened his eyes to look upon the beauty of his
young master's body and sighed deeply. During their time together,
Billy's body grew massive and even more handsome than he was
approximately six months ago.
* * * * * * *
At first, Nick thought Billy was awake, lying on his back looking
up at the ceiling, but there was something wrong. The bright angel
knew intuitively his master and bonded mate was in a deep, almost
trance like sleep, but Billy's eyes were open, moving about like
he was watching a video of an overstuffed CGI sci-fi action film,
and he didn't want to miss a moment. Billy would shed a tear from
time to time, but he never stopped watching whatever he was seeing
through his mind's eye. Nick wondered if he should tickle Billy's
mind to see if everything was all right. Their two male bodies
grew so comfortable together, they often drifted in and out of
each other's consciousness and sometimes shared wonderful sexually
satisfying dreams – plunged so deeply into a vortex of
unmentionable passion one might only experience from a long,
insanely expensive phone call to 'Dial a Deviate' from a
privatized prison.*
Nick tried to insinuate himself into Billy's cranial meat-movie
marathon but received the most unusual mental shock of his life.
Someone or some thing didn't want him in Billy's head and zapped
Nick hard enough to issue a stern warning not to intrude.
Strangely enough, the return message he received, was not so
threatening as it was a plea for patience and understanding. When
he was sure Billy wasn't under duress, Nick settled for throwing
his huge arms around his young master, gently, and lovingly,
planting a big buckaroo kiss on his cheek, while holding him
snugly. Nick watched a sweet smile come across Billy's face and
knew his cowboy was aware of his presence. Billy's demeanor
changed. He took a deep breath, sighed, and relaxed knowing Nick
would hold him in his strong arms and offer his protection until
the last of his mental preoccupation.
The large fallen angel fell asleep and didn't wake again until he
felt his young master making love to his penis like Billy did
every morning they were together. Nick took a deep breath and let
it out slowly as he relaxed to let the inevitable transpire. Billy
honed his performance and perfected his technique as a Maestro of
Fellatio. (Not to be confused with Figaro or Fidelio) Like almost
everything Billy did, he excelled in the fine-art of cock-sucking.
He could feel Nick's body respond to his attentions like a
studied, well-tuned professional orchestra or an expertly
engineered sub-sonic bullet train, in which, his young stalwart
cowboy was sitting in the driver's seat.
It didn't take Billy long to feel his number-one guardian angel's
crotch commandos rushing up and out to escape Nick's mature,
strongly masculine, male body to make an all-out assault to do
best what vagina-ninjas were designed to accomplish – perhaps with
the dream of securing a beachhead with the hope of seeding a new
race of angels. Unfortunately, they were unaware in their
emboldened rush to perform their sacred duty, they caught the
wrong train. They neither knew anything about their purpose, their
infertility, nor did they understand they were rushing to their
own demise, only to be consumed, enjoyed, and digested by their
daddy's mate to become a part of him instead. Nick only saw it as
practice for a time when Billy would find a way for his surrogate
dad to procreate.
* * * * * * *
Meanwhile, in a memory-meadow, with tilting headstones, far, far
away, on a dark and stormy night, Edward Bulwer-Lytton almost
smiled in his grave, but he decided to wait until the words were
fully ripe and turning blue like a fine gourmet cheese –
Wensleydale preferred – when he could most enjoy the delicious
moment in his solitary purple repose. He rested a bit easier and
consoled himself. He decided it was better to be remembered for
something cheesy than to be completely forgotten for never having
tried. He understood creation boasted its own particularly,
peculiar personal rewards. Assimilation over insemination?
'Bravo!' he thought and smiled to himself. Edward relaxed and fed
on the delightfully perverse thought like it was a healthy organic
fertilizer – bullshit du jour, to spite the evil spirits of the
grammar Nazis.
He recalled a line on an Egyptian tomb he once translated,
“Millions pass this way – their names are not!” Meaning, most will
never be remembered after a couple of generations; however, he
later learned, the theory of Quantum Mechanics urges one to
reconsider and gives reason to make a stand against the onslaught
of time and plant a flag marking their moment and place in the
progress of the universe. The same set of conclusions reveal to
us, in our limited four dimensional holographic experience – three
spatial and one of time – there is a heavy probability, anything
we create will never be lost. Whatever mankind creates, may have
the potential for lasting for eons. It is therefore, theoretically
possible black-holes could be vast repositories of knowledge which
record the accomplishments of great civilizations – unfortunately,
the bad as well as the good. Does mankind have it within his power
to shift the balance? Perhaps, with a little help from some
friends. Luciano De Crescenzo wrote: We are each of us angels with
only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
* * * * * * *
After the Lone Ranger gave his faithful companion one of his very
best blow jobs, the men held each other, and Tonto, complemented
his masked-man partner with special words of praise and stolen
kisses. As they held each other Nick asked a question, “Are you
gonna' tell me where you been and who you were with Kemosabe?”
“Captain Nemo,” Billy responded quietly, letting out a deep sigh,
and stole another kiss from Nick.
“Are you exhausted this morning?” Nick asked.
“On the contrary, the old man of them seven-stars invested me with
a shit-load of his mental and physical strength to replenish any I
might have lost remaining in his presence. He was a most gracious
and accommodating host. I ain't felt this good in many a moon,
Tonto,” Billy replied.
“You gonna' share with your faithful companion what it was all
about, Kemosabe?” Nick asked.
“Too much to reveal in a short space of time, Pa. We gotta' get
up, take care of our bodies, see to our flock, and eat breakfast.
One point in particular I can share with you so's you can begin to
cogitate on it and give me your input later, I greatly
underestimated the scope and power of the old man. His knowledge
is staggering; yet, he seems so genuine and caring. He didn't just
paint the picture of me and Samson in that field in England as a
whim motivated by a cowboy bro-crush for me.” Billy replied.
“I done figured that,” Nick said, “I'm willing to bet it had a
much greater meaning than just to flatter your person. It was to
announce you and your talents to the world. Don't know if you're
aware, but Aunt Helen and her team have received inquiries from
hundreds of thousands of people – some of them high ranking
officials from every part of the world including the Islamic
countries. It seems your broadcasts of the Barnyard Concerts have
been seen by most cultures around the planet. Government and
religious leaders from everywhere want to meet you," Nick said.
“In due time, Kemosasbe. What would I tell them now? We ain't
talked about no strategies nor political policies. I know very
little about such matters. I'm learning. Captain Nemo said I was a
quick study and promised to educate me through mass-immersion
techniques like he did last night. Besides, we got our own lives
to live, and I don't want to get caught up in some Geo-political
quagmire until after we have a much stronger base, and we have a
position of two strong, well-educated legs to stand on. That will
come after our visit to Retikii Prime and a meeting with the
complete council of worlds in alliance with the home world of my
in-laws. That was one of the things Captain Nemo assured me. He
also urged me to accept them big gray sexy Tom-cat
Warrior-Peacekeepers.
“Knowing you and your tastes, I'll bet he didn't have to twist
your arm too much to help you see the benefit of such a force,”
Nick teased.
“Ya' got that right, Tonto! Damn, them big beasts be fine looking
critters! I wonder if they have macaques on their penis – that
might be fun – and if they have sexual needs?” Billy asked as if
putting the question to himself. Nick laughed at him.
“My best guess would be they're probably like us fallen angels.
They got the equipment, but shoot blanks. I like the social worker
in you. It's one of your best traits, Kemosabe. I speak from
personal experience. I never want you to lose that wonderful part.
Every morning when you begin to work on me, I swear to myself and
some unknown minor deity, it couldn't be as good as it was the
previous morning, but it always is,” Nick said and grinned.
“That's only because we've become so close, we can anticipate each
other's response and make it work for bow'fus,” Billy replied and
smiled.
“I neither care to over-think nor dissect something so wonderful.
I'm willing to let the reason remain a mystery. There are some
things in life which bring us great comfort about which we should
never be so crass to greatly analyze the point of standardizing
rather than accepting a gift as exceptional. There in lies the
mystery of the universe, Kemosabe – the very heart and mystery of
love,” Nick declared. “Ringing the Star-bell only adds to the
beauty and validity of the mystery,” he concluded.
“I'm afraid I don't tell you often enough to let you know how much
I love you, Pa,” Billy said.
“Not to worry. You don't need to tell me when you treat me like
I'm your right-hand god – with a little 'g' – and worship at the
fount of my manhood daily, come rain or come shine,” Nick said and
took Billy into his arms. “I couldn't love you more, Billy. I
couldn't love you more if you sprang from my loins,” Nick assured
him, and paused for a moment to think. “Actually, I think I prefer
your rainy day blow-jobs best, because the background music always
seems to be more in keeping with the symphonic sounds of the
storm, clashing cymbals of lightening, and the rumble and thunder
of the bass and kettle drums. This morning, Mother Nature outdid
herself with her improvised score,” Nick added. The Cowboy Angel
and the Fallen Angel, shared a good laugh and a passionate kiss to
start their busy morning.
* * * * * * *
After they finished their usual ritual morning ablutions, Billy
and Nick walked down to the commons room to find their family,
Boomer, Poly, Cass, Archie, Edith, and the two magnificent
Watchers Warriors, Boraz and Zarob who spent the night together in
one of Master Billy's larger bedrooms. The matched pair of beasts
were lavish with their compliments on their accommodations for the
evening. They swore they couldn't remember such a peaceful and
pleasant night's sleep as they enjoyed in Master Billy's home.
Boomer opened a large gate and everyone stepped through into the
Great Gathering Hall across from the dining room on Captain Nick's
ship. Everyone was beginning to gather for breakfast including
their recovering guests. Josh and his children were happy and
seemed radiant. So did the Harpers. Sadie Harper couldn't thank
Billy enough. She felt like she was the biggest winner of the day
with a completely refurbished and remodeled husband, her ruggedly
handsome rodeo cowboy, Willis Harper. Sadie wore a big smile on
her pretty face, and there was little doubt in anyone's mind, she
took her cowboy for a good ride. Willis blushed a lot and couldn't
thank Billy and his men enough.
Claude and Clifford Lovejoy, the two truckers, were feeling much
better. They thanked Billy and his men, and couldn't say enough
good things about the Watchers who looked after them and fed them
their sweet milk. They, too, were impressed at how peacefully and
comfortable they slept. When they inquired about their truck, they
were more than a little surprised to find out it was in prime
condition, filled with gas, and waiting for them by the barn at
Josh Swift's ranch. They expressed a desire to get underway as
soon as possible as they were late with their delivery. Billy
promised they would take them to their truck immediately after
breakfast. He told them they were welcome to stay for the Barnyard
Concert, but they were more concerned about keeping their jobs.
The economy was rigged so badly by the uber-conservative one-party
of a corporate controlled theocratic government, men fought to
maintain the most meager employment to barely keep their heads
above water.
After talking with some of Master Billy's slaves and finding out
how much personal allowance they received per month plus free
living quarters and good food, Claude and Clifford jokingly asked
where they could sign-up to become slaves on the Daniels Ranch?
They shared a good laugh with each other, but Cliff raised a hairy
eyebrow, looked askance at his dad, and wondered if old Claude
might not be joking. Cliff could only hope his dad might be
seriously considering the idea. He was secretly tired of trucking.
Clifford saw his and his dad's relationship with the company they
worked for as a dead-end street, and they were always one paycheck
away from losing their semi-tractor and living in poverty. So far,
they managed to beat the odds, but it was like living on the edge
of a financial cliff. If they were not rescued from the
catastrophe at Camp Air, Texas by Master Billy and his angels,
they would have found themselves in deep shit.
Claude held onto an abiding faith which was never fully defined in
his own mind. He never caught a firm grasp about understanding
life or why we're here, but he always hoped there was more to life
and a possible hereafter than just working your butt off from nine
to five, or in his and Cliff's case, not getting anywhere. Their
usual schedule was eight to twelve hours 'on' and six to sleep
while your partner takes over so you can get a bit of rest. Claude
brought Clifford on as a driver and trained him to be one of the
best. He blamed himself for the accident. Claude was driving, and
he knew he was taking a great chance driving at such speed in a
heavy downpour.
Clifford grew up in tough times and would neither give any
faith-based religion, nor any superstitious, mumbo-jumbo,
nonsensical ideas the time of day. It sounded too much like a con
job to him. Give me your money, you get a good-boy pat on the
head, and a promise of life everlasting in the Disneyland of the
dead. Claude never told his son what to believe, but hoped the way
he lived his own life would set an example for Clifford. Claude
was honest to a fault, didn't drink, use tobacco, nor did he swear
very often. The big trucker wasn't a crazy, sex starved hound-dog,
and tried his best to be congenial and considerate of others as a
situation would allow. Neither was he a bully who insisted on his
way all the time; however, he was a big hombre and would never
back down from a fight if provoked enough by another man who
wouldn't listen to reason or compromise.
Clifford knew his dad's strength and would never consider
challenging him. While Cliff was just as big as his dad, and in a
fair fight might have bested Claude, he thought he could neither
endure the guilt for himself nor the embarrassment it might cause
his old man. Cliff loved his dad too much to consider placing him
in such a position. Clifford would gladly eat humble pie and
swallow his own pride rather than hurt or bring shame to his dad.
He never said a word to castigate his dad about his poor judgment
and jeopardizing several people's lives. He was only too grateful
to Master Billy and his angels.
Claude took care of Clifford from the time he was three years old.
His old lady claimed Claude was just too big for her to have
comfortable sex with him on a regular basis. She ran off with
another man half Claude's size. Claude filed for divorce, but she
never tried to take Clifford away from him. His only child never
knew his own mother. Several years later, before Clifford reached
the age of understanding and questioning, Claude learned his
ex-wife died in a car accident. To protect his son from feelings
of rejection, the big man told his son a half-truth; his mother
died shortly after he was born.
Clifford became devoted to his dad. He secretly gave himself to
his father in his late teens and never looked back. He decided he
would be his dad's companion for as long as he wanted Clifford
around or until Claude got married again. Both men understood
there was a lot of male bonding within Master Billy's extended
family, but it was neither blatantly overt nor distasteful to
their reason. It was not discussed between them, but they drank
deeply of the strong feelings of camaraderie, affection, concern,
support, and cooperation such a society is capable of providing.
It reminded them of the early Spartan brotherhoods without having
to worry about being brought home on your shield; although, each
couple's dedication to their bond seemed to be equally as strong.
Both men found it somewhat appealing and comforting. Clifford
found the bonding of a number of older men with younger men as
their slaves particularly exciting. He refused to allow himself to
dwell on the matter, but after observing several of the younger
men wearing their slave harnesses, poor Clifford made excuses to
visit the nearest restroom more often than usual.
* * * * * * *
Talk around the huge table was lively, but most of it was
questions back and forth about the schedule for their weekly
Barnyard Concert. It was still pouring rain outside and they had
to take into consideration how they were going to cook and smoke
brisket and where to set up their tables for people to walk by
with their trays. Hank and Buck suggested they use the old barn.
It was the biggest of the three barns on the property. It was also
big enough to have people eat and then move to the new auditorium
to await the concert.
Most of the Houston Philharmonic were already there having
breakfast with them. They arrived the night before to enjoy the
unusual experience of staying in a real castle. Only a handful
would be arriving later in the morning. Billy foresaw them needing
more rooms and since the new hotel was neither complete nor fully
functional, he put two crews on opening another complete wing of
the castle and bringing it up to modern standards. There was
plenty of rooms in the suites for musicians and out of town
guests. They also had the extra added advantage of practicing and
warming up in their rooms before gating to the new auditorium.
The Byrd family and a couple of their guests almost took up one
complete suite of rooms themselves. The Byrd men were traveling
around the country during the week playing Maestro Billy Daniel's
Concerto for Two Bass Horns (baritones) and Orchestra. As soloist
in demand, they were making damn good money, and their families
were living more comfortably. Billy hadn't planned to play his
composition at either concert, but he told Clara Mae to be sure
and take the score and parts just in case. Clara assured the
Maestro she brought along two small trunks of every piece they
played so far and a few she made note of when she overheard Billy
discussing a piece as something to play in the future.
As they were finishing breakfast, Claude Lovejoy got Billy's
attention, “You folks are actually going to another world in
another galaxy?” he asked.
“Yes, sir. We've traveled back and forth several times. My
immediate family spent a month there while me and my posse stayed
behind to take care of business here. This will be the first time
we take the orchestra with us. We've only played music for them
from the instruments a few of us took along. They have requested a
full concert, and we are indebted to them. I hope we can please
them,” Billy replied.
“Me and my boy have seen such miraculous and unbelievable things,
it has overwhelmed us, but I think my son will agree with me, we
done seen us a couple of eye-opening, conscious-raising encounters
– we might understand better than most,” Claude said, and
continued, “Them giant beasts you call Watchers – what we know as
Bigfoot or Sasquatch – we done seen us a family of 'em,” Claude
said, and continued.
“About a year after I took-on my boy as my driving partner, me and
Clifford were driving a road through the dense forest in Northern
Oregon through the Blue Mountain Range to make a delivery in
Strawberry, Oregon. It was early fall, and it was beginning to get
cold. We left Drake, Oregon, and were headed North when we decided
to take another road much less traveled – a short cut – when we
come upon a beautiful lake. As we drove on, we saw what looked
like two enormous bears and a cub standing by the water on their
hind legs – running back and forth like they was having a fit over
something. The closer we got the more surprised we become. Cliff's
eyes are better'n mine, and he said he didn't think they were
bears a'tall. He told me he thought they was a Sasquatch family. I
laughed at him as he slammed on the air-breaks and pulled the
truck over to a rest stop. I had no idea what he was going to do.
“Without so much as word to me, Cliff set the hand-break, cut the
engine, and before I could say diddly-squat to him, my boy was out
of our truck and running down the hill to the water, shedding his
clothes like his ass was on fire, and he was dead-set to get to
the water to put out the flame. Them three Sasquatches looked up
and saw a naked human running pell-mell toward them, and for a
moment, they looked more surprised than fearful of my boy. I was
running right behind him and watched him shuck one of his boots
high into the air – the other boot he just ran out of, and it fell
behind some rocks.
“Clifford made one giant leap toward the lake like an Olympic
diver and didn't even cause a ripple on the surface. Damnedest
thing I ever done seen! The huge Sasquatch male looked at me, I
looked back at him, shrugged my shoulders, opened my hands, and
rolled my eyes like I didn't have a clue. They seemed to
understand and returned their anxious gaze to the water. We
watched Cliff swim out into the lake about twenty yards, raised
himself up out of the water, took a deep breath, and disappeared
beneath the dark water. He was gone for what seemed like a long
time. Just about the time I was thinking about going after him, he
surfaced, and I could see Clifford had a young Sasquatch under his
right arm. He began to swim back to us on the shore.
"I forgot any fears I might have had of them critters – my boy was
more important – I walked down into the water, and took the
young'un from my son. Cliff laid it out in my arms, and I could
tell it wasn't breathing. I thought it was probably dead. I
carried the young Sasquatch to shore and noticed it was a little
female. I gently laid her on the small beach. Her parents could
tell she wasn't breathing and assumed the worst. They were in
agony and let out some of the worst screams you ever heard come
from an animal.
"Clifford took over tending the small female Sasquatch, turned her
on her stomach and gave her a couple of good, hard whacks on her
back. Then he turned her over, forced her mouth open, and asked me
for my small mag-lamp I always carry in my jacket pocket for
emergencies. He looked down her throat, and with his other hand
pulled out what looked like some aquatic plants. He turned her
over again and whacked on her back again and some water an more
stuff came out her mouth. When Cliff was satisfied her throat was
cleared, he rolled her on her back, tilted her head, put his mouth
to her's, and began to gently fill her lungs with his breath.
After a couple of times, he pulled back, and pushed gently on her
chest three times.
“He repeated the ritual several times, but she didn't respond. He
tried once more, but this time he yelled at her and pounded on her
chest really hard. All of a sudden, her heart started beating
again, she took in a great gasp of air, and threw up the last of
the water in her lungs. She started crying, looked into Cliff's
deep blue eyes like she just done seen an angel, threw her little
arms around him, and held him tight to thank him for saving her
life. She was still crying as Clifford gently handed the little
one to her daddy, and gently kissed her on her fury cheek. I don't
think I was ever so proud of my boy as I was at that moment.”
“Dad?” he said to me, “While I gather my clothes, walk back to the
truck and grab our emergency supply rations. Maybe it will help
these good folks get over the trauma they just went through.”
“I done what he told me, and by the time I returned, Cliff was
dressed, sitting on a big rock, holding the little female
Sasquatch again, tickling, and playing with her. She was laughing
and seemed fully recovered. He reached in our bag of food and
brought out a fresh pack of hot dogs and opened them. Cliff took
one out, took a bite, and made 'yummy' sounds like it tasted
wonderful. He held it for the baby of the family. She took a bite,
chewed, swallowed, and smiled. Cliff handed the package to her
mother and motioned for her to distribute them to her family. He
sat the little female down, handed the giant male our emergence
rations, took his other huge hand with his and shook it once,
turned, grabbed my arm, and we began to walk away.
“When we reached the top of the hill, we turned to wave. They were
still there watching us and waved back. I think I will always
remember that fall afternoon as one of the best days of my life.
Any fears I might have had for my boy were gone. I felt like my
boy just graduated from the greater Institute of Life with honors,
and my heart beat more easy. I felt certain Clifford could make it
on his own with or without me. I ain't never worried about him
since,” Claude said firmly.
“Hosanna!” shouted Randy.
“Hosanna, in the highest!” the rest of the family echoed. Billy
stood and applauded for Claude's story, and the rest of the
Daniels family followed suit. Clifford blushed a deep red color
and nodded his thanks to everyone while big daddy Lovejoy beamed
with pride. “You never told me you felt that way, Dad,” Clifford
said.
“I didn't want you to become too cock-sure of yourself. There
ain't room enough in our small pasture for another bull, Son,”
Claude said.
“Hear! Hear! I heard that!” bellowed Elmer Breedlove and everyone
laughed.
Claude laughed and continued, “I would have told you eventually,
but after our near death experience yesterday, it made me stop and
think about a lot of things. I knew I had to take the chance. I
wanted you to know just how much you mean to me and how much I
come to respect you,” Claude said sincerely. Another cheer went up
for Claude.
“May we come back when we have a little more time to enjoy you and
your family's company, Master Billy,” Clifford asked.
“Of course you can! You don't even have to call – think on us as
family – just come on home where you were reborn, and there will
always be a place at our table for you men,” Billy said firmly,
“But if you men ever get into trouble and can't see a way out,
call us. We'll come to your rescue and be by your side as quick as
we can. Just remember to leave your cell phone on so's we can
triangulate the coordinates of yore' whereabouts. We'll open a
gate and come get to you. We'll be happy to lend a helping hand,”
Billy said.
“Thanks, Master Billy, that's a comfort to know,” Claude said and
smiled as he handed his boy his cowboy bandanna to wipe the tears
from his eyes. Clifford was deeply moved by his dad and Master
Billy's words. He never experienced the comfort of a larger
family. It was always just him and his dad. Cliff could only
imagine the benefits of having a greater family, but the young man
was beginning to see the possibility of a new and brighter future
for him and his dad.
* * * * * * *
Shortly after breakfast, Billy gathered a small posse to accompany
Claude and Clifford Lovejoy back to Joshua's ranch at Camp Air.
Billy was surprised at the number of men who wanted to go with
him, Nick, Boomer, Sheriff Tate, his dad Buster, and Sheriff's new
deputy, his little brother Everett Tate, to the Swift ranch.
General Royce Boynton wanted to go and where General Heavy-drop
went, his right-arm man, Lieutenant General Dan Tate, known as
'Tater-puss,' also went. Of course the General's newly refurbished
son, Roy, wanted to go with his dad. Several others wanted to go
along, but Billy wanted to keep it to a minimum to get in and out
as quickly as possible; however, he did allow Willis Harper to go
along to help Josh water and feed his goats.
Billy also allowed Colonel Halfablap, his attache' Captain Bart
Langstrom and the other four top military brass; Vice Admiral
Randy Sparks; Admiral Art Armitage; Major General Arnie Bacon;
Major General Winston Gamble; and, Brigadier General Lewis
Freeman. Something told Billy to be sure and include them plus the
other four men from the NSA among their ranks; Bryan Isobel; Bill
Devers; Jim Hawkins; and Scott Stevens. He decided to take every
military man present with them; Chopper Pilots, Major Dan Radner
and Lieutenant Dudley Bean; Regular Military Marine Corps Captain
Delbert Miller; and Commander Winston Pauli. Billy figured
correctly it was enough top Military Brass to make the average man
go weak in the knees.
It was still raining hard outside and Billy didn't want to spend
more time than necessary to take care of the animals and get the
Lovejoys to their truck and on their way. Since most of their
clothes were destroyed in the fire, Billy asked Hank and Buck to
make the Lovejoys up a couple of duffel bags of western clothes
and another pair of boots for each man to see them through until
they could buy more for themselves. The men were once again
reduced to tears at the generosity and concern Billy expressed for
them. They were even more impressed by how perfectly their old
truck-tractor was restored. It looked like it just rolled off the
showroom floor with eighteen new tires. Even the trailer filled
with gas didn't have a blemish on it. It shined like a new penny.
After much manly handshakes, hugs with strong slaps on the back,
and a couple of stolen kisses, the Lovejoys drove their truck out
of Joshua Swift's ranch and headed South for their next delivery
of gas in Fredericksburg, Kerrville, and finally to San Antonio.
The men stood for a good while and watched them drive off down the
road until they disappeared around the bend. Billy felt empty like
two of his brothers were leaving, and he secretly didn't want them
to go. Nick knew him too well. “Not to fret, Kemosabe, I got me a
feeling we ain't seen the last of them hombres,” he said quietly.
“Sooner than you might imagine, Young Master,” Royce Boynton
agreed.
“I hope so,” Billy said and smiled weakly, “Them men are on the
verge of a supernova in their lives when they discover their need
to come together as one. No pun intended. We ain't got us a
Star-bell what's big enough,” he added and grinned. The men
laughed at him.
“We seen it coming, Master Billy, and may their love create many
new stars in the heavens,” Boomer confirmed and assured his
master.
Everyone pitched in to provide Josh's goats with a couple of days
food in the barn and made sure the water troughs were filled.
Water didn't seem to be a problem. The whole property was covered
in shallow lakes. Billy noticed Willis Harper and Joshua Swift
worked shoulder to shoulder to get the job done. He began to
wonder if Sadie shared with her husband their closer bond with
Josh than either guessed. Nick and Boomer transported Josh to his
main house to pickup a few personal items for him and his kids
while Billy and his men finished up in the barn. Billy was working
by Willis Harper. “Did your wife share with you what we discovered
yesterday about you and Joshua's DNA, Mr. Harper?” he asked.
“That Josh is my younger half-brother?” he asked.
“Yes, sir, but he's a bit more than half after we got through with
him. I shared some of your good looks and stronger Harper DNA with
him. I'd say he's probably got more Harper DNA in him than Swift –
including your outdoor plumbing – certainly enough to qualify him
as your full-blood brother,” Billy said and grinned.
“Sadie told me she damn-near had a heart attack when she saw Josh
get up from the table. I was more'n a little impressed myself. At
the time, I didn't know for sure what-all you done for me. I had
to admit we looked a lot alike. Then when Sadie told me what you
found out about us, it became clear. I ain't never received me no
better news than what Sadie told me, Master Billy. We've always
loved Josh like he was our own and been protective of him and his
kids. It was almost like we were supernaturally drawn to each
other. Hell he'd do anything for me or Sadie. It will only bind us
closer as a family. I get the feeling he don't know yet, but I
didn't let on I knew anything. Sadie and me, we done figured it
would be best for you to tell him. He might not believe us,”
Willis Harper said and grinned.
“I promise, I will tell him before our noon meal today, Mr.
Harper. Have you and Mrs. Harper decided if you want to go with us
on our trip to Retikki Prime for our meeting with the leaders of
the other galaxies and our blow-out music concert in the town
square in the heart of the largest city on their planet? If not,
you still can't return to your ranch until your wings grow in, but
we'll leave enough qualified staff to see to your fledging. Hell,
we won't be gone more'n an hour at most,” Billy said.
“We ain't never been the kind of folks to travel much, but I
always felt bad I held back the experience from Sadie. My wife
loves to go and visit with new folks. Sadie was the brains of our
outfit, and she had the emotional strength to see our lives were
successful. Sadie ain't said nothing about it. I know in my heart
she wants to go in the worst way, but she would never push me to
do nothing I didn't wanna' do. It's time I stopped thinking about
myself, my druthers, and kidding myself I'm the man in charge. I
ain't. I'm just the engine hauling the train. For the last several
years, I ain't even been able to do that. Sadie wears the
engineer's cap and guides us down them tracks – and, boy-howdy,
can that woman blow my whistle?!” Willis said and fell out
laughing. Billy joined him.
“Was it that good, Mr. Harper?” Billy asked and grinned.
“The very best we ever done had, Son – the very best. It feels
really good to have the steam in your tank to haul a big load up a
steep grade. C'ain't thank you enough. My sweet Sadie even let me
ride in the cab wiff' her for a spell,” Willis declared, and the
two men shared another laugh. “We'll be happy to go with you and
your family, Master Billy. We owe you that appreciation,” Mr.
Harper said.
“You and Mrs. Harper don't owe me nothing, sir – but I would
certainly appreciate your love and friendship,” Billy said.
“Shit! You got that in spades, Son,” Willis Harper replied
quietly.
* * * * * * *
After viewing Joshua's video the night before, Billy gave him his
blessing to post it on his personal web site which Josh named
“Camp Air Paranormal Research” and for his pseudonym he used the
name “Joshua Jericho” or simply “J. J.” Billy provided him a
computer terminal with access to the Internet and Josh uploaded
the complete video Billy approved that same evening. Josh didn't
think anymore about it. He was so busy with Billy's family he
didn't bother checking his site for hit-numbers. After he gathered
his few things he and his kids wanted, he sat down at his computer
and went on-line. He couldn't believe the number of hits on his
site. There were over two hundred thousand hits and his e-mails
were so many he couldn't download them all. He checked his new
membership files and his total funds so far were over thirty-five
thousand dollars. He was flabbergasted and overwhelmed. Life was
finally going his way for a change. Josh no sooner shut down his
computer when he got a tickle on the back of his neck. <<
I'm here, Master Billy, >> he sent.
<< Tell Boomer I want him to gate back to the ranch from
your living room, and you walk back to the barn alone. We got us
some visitors of the 'wholly-gubbermental' variety, and we don't
want to explain any more than necessary to them crazy
sum'bitches. It's obviously a response to your video post, but
don't let it get to you, Son. Remember, I'm the one what gave
you permission. We'll get through this together. Just don't give
'em anything major without tickling me first. Tell 'em the
truth, you done the video, and it says it all. It speaks for
itself. It can't be a hoax because you're a simple goat rancher
and don't have no sophisticated video equipment. Don't be afraid
to play the dumb, naïve, clueless cowboy-card, Son. We'll take
care of the rest, >> Billy
sent.
<< I got chore' back, Master Billy, but I won't have to
do much acting on my part. Until I met you men, it pretty well
summed up my life to that point. I promise, they won't get much
from me, Pod'na, >> Josh returned in his best cowboy
lingo.
Boomer overheard Billy's message to Josh, said his goodbyes,
opened a gate, and returned to the ranch. He figured Billy had
enough protection with Nick, the Sheriff, a deputy of the county,
and the military men with him. Josh turned off the lights except
his night light in the living area he always left on. He locked
the door, walked out into the pouring rain in his cowboy slicker,
and pulled his hat down tight which was protected with a plastic
cover. He was carrying a large black plastic trash bag to protect
the personal items he wanted to take back to the Daniels Ranch
with him. As he started to walk through the mud and water, he saw
six black Lincoln SUVs parked just outside his fence row and a
dozen cookie-cutter NSA men standing just inside his barn talking
with Master Billy and the other men. Each one looked like a
rubber-stamped copy of the other and were about the same size
except one who was smaller than the rest. The largest one, the man
in charge reminded Josh of the movie-star Jason Stathem. They
turned to look at Josh as he pulled his hat down in front to keep
the rain off of his face. “Is he Joshua Swift, the owner of this
place?” the one who seemed in charge asked the other men.
“Yes, sir, he's Mr. Joshua Swift,” Billy replied.
“How did you men get here? Did you need this many to feed a herd
of goats?” the man in charge asked.
“There's a newly refurbished school bus on the other side of the
barn we borrow from Josh from time to time to use on our ranch. We
parked it there under the overhang to protect it from the weather.
All we had to do was walk through that door over there, and we
didn't get rained on,” Billy explained, “To answer your other
question – no, I guess we didn't really need this many men, but we
didn't know what we were going to find over here. After we watched
Joshua's video we figured there would be strength in numbers if we
encountered anything out of the ordinary. These men expressed an
interest in coming with us to get out of the house and away from
our women folk for a while,” Billy added.
“Check out the bus, Frank!” the leader barked at one of his men.
Josh didn't know what to think, but he kept his mouth shut. He
looked at Billy and saw a wicked grin cross his face. He
remembered showing Billy the old school bus he bought for a
hundred dollars he wanted to fix up for him and the kids to go
camping. He parked it under the overhang on the far side of the
barn to protect it from the elements several years before, but it
was never moved again. “He's telling the truth, sir. There's a
brand new school bus parked out there. It looks like an older
model, but it's in mint condition like it just rolled off the
assembly line. The engine is still warm, and the keys are in the
ignition,” Frank confirmed Billy's statement. A few of Billy's
posse smiled at each other and breathed a mite easier; however,
the confrontation was not over.
“All right! I want to know who you men are and why you're here?”
he barked like he was about to dress-down a company of new
military recruits.
“How about you identifying yourself, Mister, if you want us to
cooperate with you. We don't know who the Hell you are, neither.
We been through some shaky times lately – some strange going-ons
around this here little community. Us country folks don't respond
well to pushy hyper-authoritarian types what come in here barking
orders without explaining their reasons. I'm willing to bet my
allowance my old lady gives me out of her egg money, you ain't
never lived in a small town and got to know the people,” Willis
Harper spoke up. Everyone laughed at Willis comment including most
of the NSA men.
“I don't have to tell you nothing, Old Man! Now just
shut-the-fuck-up and answer my gotdamn question! Who are you men
and what the Hell are you doing here?” the leader, Vic Bodega,
barked even louder. He never liked cowboys and thought every one
of them was little more than a walking-talking piece of cow dung
who took great delight in strutting, stomping, and parading around
in their western clothes like pretentious, overstuffed peacocks in
mating season, and for the most part, were dumber than hard-sauce
on a fruitcake.
“Josh is my younger brother and these other men here are currently
living in our community. We come to help him take care of his
goats; then, we's traveling on down to Mason to the Daniels Ranch
to eat dinner and listen to some fine music,” Mr. Harper said.
Billy watched Josh blush with pride from Willis calling Josh his
younger brother. Billy thought it was damn-near a stroke of genius
on Mr. Harper's part – the perfect segue into a greater, more
comprehensive explanation. Billy smiled to himself, Willis Harper
just made his job a lot easier.
Will Tate pushed himself through the crowd and stood before the
leader, “Listen, Shit-head, I don't give a big rat's ass who the
fuck you are or who you pretend to be. Like Mr. Harper politely
and respectively explained, you won't get diddly-squat out of
these men with your attitude. We done had green lizard aliens come
and try to infiltrate our family by making themselves look like
humans, but they failed miserably. I'm Sheriff of this here
county, and I demand you tell us who you are, what the Hell you're
doing here, what your purpose is, and show me and these men some
identification! Otherwise, pack up your attitude, shove it up you
butt, and two-step on down the road, or I guaran-damn-tee-ya
you'll find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. I'm warning
you, Brother, you don't wanna' fuck with me or these men We've
about had it up to here,” Will said motioning to his own throat
like he and his posse were ready to take on the gang at the O.K.
Corral.
The leader's face went from dark-red to a pale white in an
instant. The cowboys could see he was losing control of the
situation and Will's comment was a direct hit on his
pseudo-masculine authority. “I'm Vic Bodega and we're from the
NSA,” he said quickly and whipped out a card and handed it to
Will. Most of the men knew the false-card story Billy and Bryan
told and laughed.
“What office are you from?” Bryan Isobel asked sternly.
“Houston,” Bodega replied, and several of the men laughed.
“You're lying!” shouted Bill Devers, “Six of us men here are from
NSA out of the Houston office! We been working undercover in this
community for over a month. Now you done went and forced our hand
and compromised our position of trust with these folks. Well done,
Bodega – if that really is your name! Anybody can have fake
business cards printed. We'll need to see your credentials,
Gentlemen, or we'll have the Sheriff and his Deputy arrest you as
government impersonators!” Devers added firmly.
There was a deathly silence and Vic Bodega could feel his house of
cards begin to shake violently like a six-point-eight earthquake
just moved the ground under his big feet. He whipped out his
revolver and nodded for his men to do the same. Billy held the
open palm of his hand up toward the men in a demanding gesture to
stop what they were doing. Suddenly, the twelve men's guns grew so
hot they couldn't hold them anymore without severely burning their
hands. They immediately threw them down on the ground cursing and
yelling to each other. “Son of a bitch!” Vic Bodega yelled in pain
and his comrades spit-out similar expletives. Billy went to
Bodega, grabbed his forearm and waved his hand over the big man's
hand, and instantly, his pain was gone. He did the same for the
rest, and they were stunned.
Royce Boynton spoke up with a commanding voice, “Sheriff Tate,
will you and your men kindly gather their guns, remove the ammo,
and put them in one of them empty feed sacks for us? Oh, yes, and
while you're at it, frisk each one and confiscate their cell
phones. Unlike them cute ETs, we don't want them calling home. How
many of you men got families at home?” the General asked. Not one
hand went up. “Figures, the less family you got the less they have
to explain when your masters see a need to take you out of the
picture. Didn't any of you men ever question why none of you have
families? What are the odds? Did they feed you the old Elite Corp
routine with no present connections and few in the past? How
stupid can you be? Sheriff, you got every right to exercise venue
since these men claimed to be federal representatives in your
county, but until we can get to the bottom of this mess, I hope
you won't mind if I usurp your authority in this matter, Son. It
ain't been done in many a moon, but with your permission, Son, I'm
calling Martial Law on this incident,” the General said politely.
“I don't mind a' tall, General. You certainly have my permission,
sir. It just might save these lying bastards lives. My trigger
finger gits mighty itchy when I'm around liars and phony
government impostors,” Will said and got a couple of laughs from
the men.
“And who are you to claim such authority?” Vic Bodega challenged
the General.
“The current head of the joint Chiefs of Staff of the Armed Forces
of the United States of America, General Royce Boynton, United
States Marine Corps, at your service, Butt-head, and these other
men are my staff. Do you men concur with my action on this
matter?” he asked his staff.
“Aye, General, we concur!” they replied in unison.
“Well, Son, it looks like you men are looking down the barrel of a
much larger gun. I just hope yore' tiny pricks don't shrivel up
from fright and drop off. It probably will anyway from lack of use
when you're behind bars for a decade or more. Reminds me of the
words of an old Bob Dylan song, 'Tell me, how does it feel to be
on your own with no direction home?” General Heavy-drop said and
laughed. The rest of the men laughed with him.
Bodega was still perched on his imaginary pedestal. “What did you
men do with the aliens and their space craft?” he demanded.
“Why, another government agency was here within the hour and took
them critters and the saucer away with them. Didn't you men get
the memo? We did. They must have thought you men weren't important
enough and left you out of the loop. You mean to tell us that's
why they sent you, was to find out the whereabouts of them aliens
and their ship?” the General asked in a mocking manner. He didn't
wait for an answer, “If so, then we don't need no papers from you
men. H'it don't take no frick'n genius to know you're not from the
real NSA. That means we will have to start our interrogation from
there, and I assure you men, we will find out who sent you and
why,” General Boynton said firmly.
“What are we gonna' do with 'em, General?” Billy asked.
“Take 'em with us. We got room in the castle dungeon. All them
cells ain't filled yet,” the General replied, “They'll make good
companions for them ugly poppin'-fresh dough-boy woolly-boogers we
got camping in the other big cell,” Royce Boynton added and got a
couple of laughs from the men.
“Why not! It makes sense to me, General Heavy-drop. To be honest,
I wouldn't feel secure with them men in the county jail in Mason –
no disrespect intended, Sheriff Tate,” Billy said, tossing the
bull-shit medicine-ball to Will Tate.
“None taken, Little Brother. You men are right. I cain't gainsay
that! Who knows? More impostors might come along with legal
looking papers for their release, and we wouldn't have no option
but to let 'em go; however, I'm with you, Master Billy, I'd be a
dang-sight more comfortable knowing they'll be in the cold, dark,
and dank, vermin ridden dungeon cells under the castle, with no
chance of them being found until we can determine who they're
working for and why,” said the Sheriff using prime cowboy
hyperbole to pour-on the heavy scary-sauce. The cowboys grinned at
his theatrics. “Why, we done killed us some rats in that dungeon
what were the size of a small dog,” he added seriously. Several
men coughed in their fist to keep from laughing.
“One thing you should do is scan them for microchips, Master
Billy,” Bryan Escobal said, “We ain't positive, but we done heard
us some rumors – certain members of an elite group of NSA reps got
chips implanted in them to track their whereabouts at any given
moment. As long as they're here, at their intended target, nothing
will happen, but if they move without contacting their central –
whoever or wherever they may be – they will be able to track where
we take them. We also heard another nasty rumor about them
implants what's almost too dang frightening and disgusting to talk
about in good company. We'll tell you in private,” Bryan finished
and led Billy away from the group to further explain. He motioned
for Bill Devers and his other two men with the Colonel and Captain
Bart to follow them.
Billy, Bryan, and Bill Devers called Josh over to join their
conversation. After a few minutes, Josh left and returned with an
old, lame female goat who could barely walk. The poor thing looked
like she was on her last leg and wouldn't last much longer. Josh
said she didn't have any teeth left and couldn't eat enough to
keep her going. Josh shed a tear when he admitted he just didn't
have the heart to put her down. Jezebel, as he called her, was one
of his first goats and produced many kids for him and his family.
She didn't seem to be frightened nor did she seem to care very
much about what was going on. She lay in the hay and slowly gummed
some fresh oats Josh gave her.
Billy waved his hand over Vic Bodega's body and detected a chip
implanted deep in the shoulder muscles of his back. The cowboys
got together and stacked bales of hay high enough for Master Billy
and his posse to do their work. Josh grabbed a half dozen clean
horse blankets and laid them on top of the hay to create a
makeshift operating table. Billy slapped the hay table and
motioned for Bodega to lie down. “Since you're leader of the
group, I'll remove your chip first. I promise you'll feel less
pain than when they inserted it, Brother. Don't get any bright
ideas you men can take us. My brothers play for keeps, and I
assure you they won't put up with any nonsense. One way or
another, that infernal chip is coming out of your body. If you put
your trust in me, all will be fine. If not, we'll get it out the
hard way,” Billy warned sternly.
Billy put Bodega into a twilight sleep and told him he would
neither feel anything nor have any residual pain after they
removed his chip. Billy made an incision like he would burn the
nubs on his Cowboy-Angels to free their wings, and meticulously
removed the chip with a sterilized pair of needle-nosed pliers.
Nick came behind him to heal the cut, and it was done in an
instant. The cowboys made sure Bodega's men stood close and
watched the operation. They were astounded by what they saw, but
strangely enough, not one put up a struggle or tried to argue
their way out of having their chip removed.
When they finished, twelve of the chips lay in an old aluminum
pan. Billy nodded to Josh, he picked-up the old female goat, and
laid her on the makeshift table. “Now, Gentlemen, we're going to
show you what your masters who inserted these chips didn't tell
you about,” Billy announced. He placed his hand on the old goat,
and she looked like she was in heaven. She was groggy but very
relaxed. Billy made a small incision on her hip, placed the chip
what came from Bodega's body within the cut, and immediately
caused it to heal.
He pulled out his cell phone and punched in a code and a few
numbers. The chip in the goat started to vibrate and so did the
aluminum pan with the other chips. Soon the old female goat
dropped dead and fell on her side. The chips in the pan buzzed and
squirted like they were ejaculating a small amount of gizz; only,
it was a highly toxic poison. “If your masters found out you been
compromised, that's what they planned for you men. You would each
be dead within an instant. They operate like them pirates of old
what killed the men who buried their treasure because dead men
don't tell no tales,” Billy said. There was a great silence came
over everyone.
“Shit!” said one of the fake NSA men in disgust.
“Shit, indeed! That's what whoever you're working for thinks about
you. You're nothing more than a piece of human excrement for them
to manipulate and use as they see fit. You're only important and
good for them as long as you achieve the goals they set for you,”
confirmed General Royce Boynton, “Do you plan to remain loyal to
criminals like them who would literally stab you in the back with
no remorse to cover their own butts? At least the old goat was on
her last leg, and she went out peacefully without suffering. You
men are young. Ain't a one of you what's over thirty. Are you
really so stupid to give up your lives to cover for them people's
crimes who recruited you – just because you been compromised?
“Whether you men will admit it or not, we saved your lives;
howsomever, it ain't our job to convince you. If you do reconsider
and decide to cooperate with us, I promise you will never have to
fear reprisal from them people who hired you,” the General assured
them, “We have the power to change your looks down to your DNA and
no one will recognize you as your former self. You can pick and
choose how and who you want to look like for the rest of your
life. Ain't no need for relocation. We'll even prove it to you,”
the General added.
“What are we going to do with their vehicles?” Josh asked, “They
might have a chip or some kind of transponder embedded in them,
too,” he added.
“Good thinking, Brother! You're more'n likely right, Cowboy. We
got the ability to negate any tracking device. Josh, with your
permission, we'll park them out behind your barn, make them
disappear, and later we can change the serial numbers on them or
put newer, more advanced engines in them. Since they'll be on your
property, possession is nine-tenths of the law. You can sell them,
keep one for yourself, you might give the Harpers one, or give
them to people you trust who might be in need of transportation.
They's easily worth thirty-thousand each – times six – a hun'nert
and eighty thousand ain't too damn shabby for a rainy afternoon
project,” Billy said and got a knee-slapping laugh from Josh like
there was nothing better than sharing a wicked secret with his
brother.
The men got busy and Billy's recommendation was exactly what they
did. They deloused the SUVs of their tracking devices, parked them
behind the huge barn in a row next to the fence on Joshua's
property line, and made them disappear. Billy assured Josh they
would neither age nor rust in the nether zone where they were
parked. They didn't allow the fake NSA men to watch. The less they
knew for the moment, the better, or until the family got to know
them and decided whether they could be trusted.
Billy thought it was better to err on the side of caution than to
be sorry later. The others agreed with him and held them at bay in
the barn while the cowboys went about their work. They knew they
got their tits caught in a ringer, and there was no way out but to
throw themselves on their captor's compassion. After watching the
old goat die from one of their implants, the realization of their
plight and possible termination at the whim of some nebulously
defined secret government agency began to work on their psyches –
big time.
While the other cowboys were working on the six SUVs, Roy Boynton
and Dan Tate grabbed a couple of shovels, found a dry place behind
the school bus next to the barn, and buried the old female goat.
They said a few words of remorse over her aged body, agreed she
was a heroine, and wished her well should she find herself reborn
into another, better life. Dan Tate was pretty convincing in his
strange, rather convoluted beliefs, but Roy laughed at him when he
swore and be-damned he once had a teacher in high school who
taught him Latin and she looked just like an old nanny goat.
* * * * * * *
Billy tickled Boomer and sent a message to gather his personal
platoon of Cowboy-Angel bodyguards with their Watcher-Protector
husbands to come back through the gate he planned to open when
they finished at Joshua's ranch. He told Boomer to make sure the
Cowboy-Angels were fully fledged. He wanted to make an indelible
impression on the twelve men. Billy opened a larger than usual
gate and the cowboys watched the twelve men's eyes grow big at
what they were witnessing.
Boomer came through the gate followed in lockstep by Billy's
well-turned-out platoon of personal Watcher bodyguards with their
Cowboy-Angel-Warrior-husbands fully fledged and looking good.
Billy tickled Boomer and sent his giant beast a quick message. He
opened his arms for Boomer to come to him, and they embraced like
two lovers who hadn't seen each other in months. They didn't hold
back their passion for each other either. Billy's posse began to
applaud, whistle, and stomp their boots at the unusual sight of a
human and his great beast sharing a barn-burning kiss with each
other in a rather pointed public display. Billy's posse
intuitively knew what he and his mate were doing, and they
couldn't have approved his shock tactics more.
“Now there's something you don't see very often,” said Spike
Mulligan, second in command of the false NSA twelve. He laughed at
his observation. Several of the other men laughed with him, but
the leader, Vic Bodega, was not amused. “Dis-gus-ting!” Bodega
said quietly to no one in particular, but loud enough everyone
could hear his rude condemnation like he was the only truly
masculine man in the barn. Several laughed at his homophobic
comment.
“Oh, I don't know about that!” interjected one of the smaller men,
Orin Sawin. “I wouldn't mind having me one of them handsome
beasties to keep me warm at night. I'd be his little belly warmer
anytime he was cold and needed a little extra warmth,” he added
sincerely.
“Thanks, Sawin, for your irrelevant input. As usual we can always
depend on our unit's resident queen for some faggy comment,”
Bodega said snidely to the smaller man.
“I'm neither a queen nor a fag, Sweetie! I left Hollywood behind
me a number of years ago and never looked back. I'm now an
independent connoisseur and purveyor of unusual same-sex delights
– heavy on the 'perve' and light on the 'yor,'” Sawin shot back.
The rest of the men laughed.
“Bullshit! And if you ever call me 'Sweetie' again, I'll shove my
foot so far up your goddamn butt, I'll wiggle my toes in your face
when they pop out of your filthy mouth. You got that, you
worthless little piece of shit!” Vic Bodega shouted at the top of
his voice, like he was the only bull in the pasture and he was
angry because he lost his position as leader of his herd.
Bodega's rude and uncalled for bitch-queen rage didn't intimidate
the smaller man in the least. He got right in his leader's face,
“Ooouu, did I wound my Captain's pseudo-masculine pride? What's a
matter, Dorothy Gale, did you lose one of your ruby slippers? Your
over-the-top nasty comment responding to Master Billy and his
companion's genuine display of affection for each other was a
disgrace to every man who has ever sucked another man's cock. Pull
in you claws, Girlfriend, you don't have to play the role of the
Big Cheese or Captain in charge, no more. There ain't no
pay-grades when you're taken prisoner.
“Unless I missed something, we're officially prisoners of these
men now. I'd say that pretty much levels the playing field. Your
self-hating homo-demons and lack of compassion for others of our
tribe whom you consider less manly than yourself is easy to see
through. When you live in a glass castle, your deeply-enthroned
inner-queen you so desperately try to hide from the world is on
display for everyone to see. A real straight-man wouldn't give a
shit if I called him 'sweetie.' Would it bother you if I called
you 'sweetie,' General Boynton?” Sawin asked.
“No, Son, I'd probably invite you to come sit in my lap, and we
could talk about the first thing what pops up,” the General
bellowed and laughed. The rest of the men joined him. General
Tater-puss laughed the hardest. It was obvious the arresting posse
of Billy's cowboys were on Sawin's side. Orin Sawin continued,
“You thought riding with the biker crowd would butch up your act,
but instead of riding with a rough-and-tumble unpredictable
straight group, you chose to ride with the geriatric unit of the
'Hell's Belles.' We all know how that worked out for you. You got
bored with them pert-damn quick. All of us visited your place one
time or another, and even in the dead of winter, you made us take
off our goddamn boots at your front door so's we didn't leave no
scuff marks on your precious white tile floors. What if one of
your buddies caught pneumonia and died because of your social
failure to be a concerned host? When a bottle of heavy-duty scuff
remover is less than five bucks, that's pretty damn cold. So was
your frick'n floor.
“Talk about me being a queen? You have very little room to brag in
that area. You still got a couple of quarts left in your veins
from your Hollywood days. Too bad. It makes you an unstable
personality – not well balanced – as unpredictable as a
rattlesnake – not someone I would choose to be around very often
unless absolutely necessary. Unfortunately, for me, from time to
time you have a naivete about you which is simple and playful like
a young boy who just discovered the joys of life, and it's
infectious. When you ain't got your head stuffed up your adult-ass
and not sitting on your royal tuffet, you can be a great joy – a
delight to be around with little or no effort, but the very worst
part, which sometimes breaks my heart is, it comes to you so
readily. You easily awaken the silly little boy in me, call me out
to play, and for a little while we laugh, giggle, and find
something funny in almost everything. Too bad you can't be more of
the latter and less of the former. Your Queen of Hearts
'off-with-their-heads' drama-queen routine gets old pert-damn
quick.
“If you really must make an attempt to fool everyone – if you must
try to pass yourself off as a no non-nonsense straight man or
hypocritically take it upon yourself to pass judgment on others
for some minor appellation you took the wrong way, you should
seriously consider going to one of them new-age quack doctors what
uses live leaches to suck the 'queen-genes' from your blood. It
might even firm-up your wrists a bit – but then, how would you
communicate? Why didn't you just admit to the General we don't
have families because we were specifically selected for our sexual
orientation. It ain't no secret – every damn man in our unit
prefers to bunk-it-in with his buddy. The only person you're
fooling is yourself – Sweetie!” Sawin said even louder in a
mocking manner.
You could smell the testosterone rising and feel the tension in
the air as the two men stared into each other's eyes. Billy could
swear he saw smoke come from Bodega's ears. The fire between them
was moving closer to lighting the fuse. The grappling hooks on the
rocket fell away and the countdown began.
“Enough!” shouted Billy as he and Boomer moved to the two men who
were ready to rip each others throats out. Boomer came between
them and pushed them apart from one another. Billy started
throwing off his clothes and didn't stop until he was standing
naked before everyone. Nick started laughing and got the rest of
his posse laughing at Boomer and Billy's antics. As soon as Billy
was completely naked, he morphed into a copy of General
Heavy-drop's form as Baug's mate and giant beast. Billy held both
sets of Royce Boynton's DNA within his memory banks. He was a foot
and a half taller and considerably large than his mate, Boomer.
The new men were impressed enough they forgot about the
hyper-testosterone rocket on the launch pad for a moment.
“There will be no more verbal sparing among our prisoners, or I
will strip you both and righteously fuck your butts before these
men with this giant tool!” Billy said firmly, grabbed his enormous
dong, and waved it at them like he was threatening them with a
weapon of mass destruction, “When I morph to Watcher form, I got
me a big-old bone inside my prick what keeps it good and hard. I
can breed the dozen of you within an hour and leave an impressive
calling card in each,” Billy roared, “No man's behind will be left
– un-fucked, that is,” Billy assured them loudly, laughed, and got
a few laughs and applause from his Marine contingency at his play
on the motto of the Corps. Heavy-drop and Tater-puss were holding
each other with tears in their eyes from laughing so hard.
“We'll gladly volunteer Hot-pants Sawin to be first to warm you
up, sir,” Vic Bodega snarled.
“Why, that's probably the most thoughtful and considerate thing
you could possibly suggest, Bullykins, and I would be honored,
Master Billy. Unlike Captain Sweetie-pie, here, I know a good
opportunity when I see it,” he shot back and leveled the playing
field again. A few of the cowboys were convinced Orin Sawin had a
tongue what could cut hardened steel at fifty paces. Every man in
the barn broke up laughing at the good looking, smaller man.
“Why do you call him, Bullykins, Mr. Sawin?” Billy asked.
“Bullet is his middle name. Most times I just call him Bull
because he can be so damn stubborn and hardheaded sometimes,” Orin
replied.
“And may I assume 'Bullykins' is a questionable form of
endearment?” Billy asked.
“Yes, sir, and also because he hates it,” Orin replied, winked at
Billy, and continued, “He told us his daddy was the last sniper to
kill a Vietcong from a chopper as the curtain fell on the war in
Indochina, and his old man called it his 'victory bullet.' I guess
it never occurred to him, we actually lost the war and our men
came home emotionally devastated and morally depleted. It became a
national shame. There were no ticker-tape parades to welcome home
our conquering heroes. Everyone tried to forget it as quick as
possible. Nevertheless, Mr. Bodega decided to name his first born
son 'Victory Bullet Bodega.' I have to believe my Captain, Master
Billy. Why would any man name his son 'Victory Bullet' if the
story weren't true, sir?” he asked and got a round of laughter
from the other men.
Billy turned to Vic Bodega and shook his head, “I think you better
pull in you claws, lick what minor wounds were done to your
masculine-ego, and let this matter be, Mr. Bodega. It's obvious to
every man here, you started the unnecessary confrontation, and Mr.
Sawin was right, it was a comment only a bitch-queen who is
insecure with his own masculinity would make. Furthermore, Mr.
Sawin's comments are considerably more compelling than yours. At
least he has the guts to stand up to your bullying and not back
down. Besides, you ain't nearly as fast thinking or as funny as
Mr. Sawin when it comes to a battle of wits. He may be half your
size, but he's got a quick mind what's up in lights. He knows more
words than you, and he uses them better.
“That little man cut you up so bad, I thought for a minute there,
you might bleed to death. Don't worry none, I was gonna' step in
'afore he ripped your throat out with them terrible fangs of his.
If'n I's you, I'd make this man my close friend and treat him with
respect. I'd make damn sure I never turned my back on him nor
would I ever make the mistake of underestimating his intelligence.
I certainly plan to practice what I preach with Mister Sawin, and
I'm a man of my word. Sun-tzu, a great Chinese General and
military strategist once wrote,'Keep your friends close, and your
enemies closer,' Billy said.
“Hosanna!” shouted Admiral Sparks.
“Hosanna, in the highest!” replied the rest of Billy's posse and a
few of the new men including Orin Sawin joined them.
“And now, if I can have your attention, Gentlemen, allow me to
introduce you men to my husband. His name is 'Boomer.' I gave him
his name when I was only seven years old. Boomer, his
Watcher-Brothers, and their Warrior-Angel husbands are my personal
bodyguard platoon. These great handsome beasts are known on our
planet as Bigfoot or Sasquatch. To us, they are known as Watchers,
who have kept watch over us for centuries to make damn sure we
don't destroy ourselves. It's only been within this century we
have come together for the betterment of both species. Boomer is
the father of our son who will be born in about six more months to
a surrogate mother. If we come to know you better and feel we can
trust you, we will share with you wonders you never imagined
possible. Furthermore, I'm proud to tell you men, I was recently
appointed to be the Watcher's master on our planet. You'll learn
more about the details later.
“My bodyguard platoon will be your guards and chaperons during
your stay on the Daniels ranch. The way you will be treated will
depend on your individual personal attitudes toward making an
effort to become integrated into our greater family. We don't plan
to punish you for your mistakes – unless, as Mister Sawin put it,
you're connoisseurs of unusual sexual delights and request it of
us. I'm sure one of our stern and discipline-demanding
masters will be happy to oblige you,” Billy grinned wickedly and
paused while everyone shared a good laugh. “And, Mr. Bodega, as a
further comment on your lack of proper social skills, you might
keep that offer in mind, sir. We have several masters in our tribe
who would be glad to teach you some manners and whip your
sudo-butch ass into shape – as it were,” Billy said drolly and got
a laugh from both sides of the fence.
Billy continued, “It ain't in our nature to do harm to anyone,
outside of assuring our own protection and that of our family. On
the other hand, don't take it for granted we're hemorrhaging-heart
regressive left wing liberals who wouldn't hesitate to eat their
own children rather than speak against such social cancers as
unfettered multiculturalism. Likewise, we accept the fact we must
coexist with you men for a while until a consensus is reached
between us. You might even find we have many things and ideals in
common. Personally, I'm counting on it.
“What about our personal belonging, sir?” Mulligan asked.
“A small posse will be assigned to find out what we need to know
about you men, and they will be the ones who will see to your
needs. We'll work with you, gather your personal belonging, and
make sure they are safe. If you have larger holdings, we have
means for processing such matters which can't be traced. I would
urge you to cooperate with us to make our jobs easier, and if you
do, I promise you will never regret it; however, should you have
any lingering loyalties to a super-agency inside or outside of our
government we will find out about it and you will be suppressed.
“If you harbor any thoughts of escape to notify your previous
employers, such an action would be foolhardy on your part. Let me
put it into stronger words: it would be downright stupid. You
would be committing suicide and possibly cost us many lives as
well. Let me warn you, Gentlemen, I will not place my family in
jeopardy. Ask yourself if you really want to take the chance? Even
if you were successful, it would only trigger a frantic search to
locate your whereabouts with no thought to rescue you but to
eliminate you as soon as possible. When your micro-chips were
destroyed, you were immediately placed on a seek-and-destroy
priority list to terminate with extreme prejudice. I'm sure you
men are familiar with the terminology.
“Right now, you might want to consider your lives outside this
holding cell were actually terminated when your implants were
deactivated. For all practical purposes, you are now under our
protection. It boils down to one important point: if you want to
live, you will listen to reason – our reason at first, which
hopefully, you will make your reason. Search your souls. We are
not the enemy. By invading us without giving us a sound reason, we
must assume you are working for some nefarious corporation what
has taken certain investigations into their own hands and are
running roughshod over individual rights. The
gathering-as-much-clandestine-information-as-you-can-through-intimidation-and-secrecy
train has been brought to a screeching halt. You have invaded our
ranks and until we learn your mission, your purpose, and who you
represent, you will remain incarcerated. Instead of trying to huff
and puff and intimidate us, you might consider working with us.
You will neither be tortured nor intimidated. Your future is up to
you. Let's hope you're capable of making better choices than you
have so far,” Billy said.
“Hosanna!” shouted General Heavy-drop.
“Hosanna, in the highest!” echoed the rest of Billy's
family.
Billy's platoon marched the new men through the gate into the
dungeon of the castle, and herded them into the larger cell next
to the aliens. None of the spurious NSA men ever saw a real alien
before. They stood and looked at each other for a while. Judging
from their stunned reaction, Billy was almost certain their
overlords never shared the alien secret with them. It certainly
was another major jolt to their psyches. They were slowly
beginning to piece things together and several began thinking
about their cowboy captors in a new light – certainly with a tad
more respect.
After a while, the guards opened their cell and ordered them to
strip naked. The men grumbled and protested, but the guards firmly
insisted. They told them they didn't have an option. While six of
the twelve men were pretty large, Billy's humanoid bodyguards and
their Watcher husbands were too big, muscular, and intimidating
for them to consider even a minor rebellion. Billy's body guards
provided each of them with a good size cardboard box to neatly
store their clothes and carefully wrote each man's name on their
corresponding box. It was neither cold nor damp in the cell like
they were led to believe. It was a comfortable temperature, and
there were blankets on the bunks to cover themselves if they were
chilled or overly modest. None seemed to be concerned about being
nude. Their keepers told them they would be provided with more
appropriate clothing in a short while.
* * * * * * *
Billy asked his Cowboy-Angels for a show of hands, who would
accept the job of being Bossman over a small posse to act as a
board of governors and liaisons between their new prisoners and
the family? Roy Boynton's hand flew up the fastest. The young,
good looking, recently refurbished Cowboy-Warrior desperately
wanted to become a greater part of Master Billy's family, and he
saw it as the perfect job to prove himself. Billy caught his dad's
eye and General Heavy-drop nodded his approval. Billy assigned Roy
Boynton to the job. He and several more men would ride herd on the
new men, see to their care, their needs, and try to answer any
questions they might have. Roy and his team were also to gather
any information they could from them, from the basics of their
names, addresses, and any other information they would share with
him.
* * * * * * *
It was still early morning when the men returned from the Swift
ranch and incarcerated the false government men. They left them in
their cell with their new keepers and guards. The cowboys began to
prepare for the Saturday Barbecue and Concert. The old barn worked
well for serving the food. Several of Billy's watchers came to him
and told him the Watchers who, despite the rain, came to the ranch
and were camping out in the great cave next to where Captain
Nick's ship was hidden. Billy told them it was all right – it
worked for him. They would open a large gate and pull a small
flat-bed trailer through, loaded with food and goodies using one
of the new ranch Scoot-abouts which was powered by an engine of
Archie and Edith's design. It became a workhorse around the ranch
the cowboys lovingly referred to as Gutsy Gus or G-G for short. It
was powerful and quiet. Billy arranged to have a huge holo-vid
screen and sound system taken to the cave for the Watchers who
wouldn't clean themselves enough to allow them into the new
auditorium.
* * * * * * *
Roy didn't have a clue how he might go about gaining the twelve
men's trust and start them thinking in a way which might be
beneficial to everyone. After learning they were a group of men
who shared same-sex orientation, Roy thought it might be a plus
since many of Master Billy's men were of the same persuasion or at
least tolerant, but after listening to Bodega and Sawin's
exchange, he wasn't so sure. It made him think about an
advertisement he saw on the tube one time of cowboys herding
hundreds of cats across the country. It looked like total chaos.*
Roy's dad, General Boynton, Colonel Halfablap, Captain Langstrom,
General Tate, Master Billy and several other men, including the
four main NSA men they counted among them as family, gave him a
crash course in what they needed and suggestions how he might go
about working with them.
Roy asked Captain Langstrom if he would be his ramrod and steward.
Bart readily agreed. They also invited General Dan Tate; Deek
Swanson, and Bafra Bootles. Deek and Bafra tried to beg-out by
claiming they didn't know nothing about being jailers. Their
Bossman, Colonel Hank Halfablap told them it was high time they
got off their newly-refurbished cowboy butts and learned some new
tricks. They weren't old dogs no more, and damned if he would let
them sleep on the porch without them treeing a coon from time to
time. Everyone laughed at his euphemism.
The other men heartily approved Roy's choice of a ramrod/steward
to guide him and the other men he and Captain Bart recruited. The
first thing Captain Bart did, when he could get the young cowboy
away from the heavy brass, was take Roy and his posse to the Cloud
Chambers and introduce him to Seth, the ship's artificial
intelligence. Roy and Bart were amused Seth had a completely
different take on how to get the information they needed and
insinuate themselves into the group of men as comrades rather than
have them look upon them as outsiders and the enemy.
Seth's ideas were, by far, more humane than some of the men who
went with them to the Swift ranch. Roy, Bart, and their posse
agreed, there was nothing 'artificial' about Seth. His sense of
fair play and compassion easily trumped some of the more
conservative views of Master Billy's posse even though part of
their misguided passion was probably inspired by the freshness of
their anger from the rude and inconsiderate confrontation from the
leader of the men pretending to be something they weren't. They
failed to consider the intruders might have been engaged by
whomever they called their masters with the full understanding
they truly were an elite corps of the NSA.
Roy and Bart decided they would certainly incorporate Seth's
suggestions along with some of their Cowboy-Angel brothers better
suggestions. One suggestion Seth made which astounded Roy and
Bart, was for them to consider asking the young intersexual cowboy
Jack Rigby if he would like to become a part of their team. Jack
worked hard for his place among the other cowboys and earned
himself the proud cognomen 'Wrangler Jack.' He was growing like a
weed in a well tended garden. Bart didn't see any problem, but
they followed protocol and asked Jack's ward and main man at the
ranch, his granddad, Colonel Halfablap. The Colonel thought it was
a great idea and gave the men and Jack his blessing.
* * * * * * *
It was going on eleven o'clock heading for high noon, when Roy
Boynton took his new posse, including Jack Rigby, to the cell
where the twelve nebulous false-government men were being held.
They were accompanied by Master Billy's personal bodyguard squad
and Roy introduced his team to the twelve men. He introduced
himself as Lieutenant Royce Boynton Junior, of the Marine Corps,
the son of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Four Star
General Royce Boynton. He introduced Captain Bart Langstrom, of
the Marine Corps as his ramrod and steward; Lieutenant General Dan
Tate, of the Marine Corps, Rancher Deek Swanson and his partner
Bafra Bootles, and last but not least, one of Master Billy Daniels
young ranch hands, Wrangler Jack Rigby. Roy explained he and his
posse he just introduced to them were to be their go-between for
them and Master Billy's family. The men appeared to be as antsy as
a herd of cattle before a big thunderstorm. Roy asked how they
were holding up?
Vic Bodega answered. “After you took away our clothes, them aliens
have been looking at us like we're a bunch of freshly baked hens
just taken out of the oven,” he complained and several of the
others agreed with him, including Orin Sawin.
“Yeah, they start to look at us that way when they get hungry.
Sorry about that. We ain't fed 'em in a while, and I imagine
they're getting a mite peckish. They don't eat like we do. They
absorb their nutrients through their hands and arms from a slurry
of animal blood and flesh. They don't have no digestive tracts
like us and don't have to use the bathroom. Watching them eat
ain't pretty sight. Not something you'd want to watch more'n
once't. We think they're a race of manufactured beings what we
call biological-robots. While you men will be with us for the
afternoon, we'll have a crew erect a divider so's you won't have
to see them, and they can't lust after you hot hens,” Roy said and
got a laugh from from everyone except stoic Vic Bodega.
About that time, Hank Renfrow and his mate Buck Appleby
accompanied by Jurgen Ironmonger and his business partner, Sylvan
Aspidistra pushing four anti-grav gurneys with three boxes on
each. “Ah, here are your clothes, Gentlemen. Each box is for the
man with his name on it. You will find the clothing items inside
will fit each of you perfectly. Your names are written on the
pockets for laundry purposes. We hope you'll be more comfortable,”
Roy said as he opened the cell door, and the men pushed the
anti-grav gurneys into the large cell.
The men were flabbergasted from the gravity defying gurneys. “That
ain't no technology from Earth,” one of the men said.
“Well, yes, it is, sir. We're still on Earth,” Roy assured him and
everyone laughed nervously.
“You know what I mean,” he said while lifting the box with the
name 'Andrew Grimes' neatly written on the side off the last
gurney.
“Yes, I do, but you're going to see many things this afternoon you
never have before – some things you never thought possible, but we
will try to explain as much as we can with the limits of how much
we want you to know. Just try to relax and enjoy yourselves. We'll
answer as many questions as we safely can, but don't be surprised
if we tell you we can't divulge certain information. I think you
men are probably intelligent enough you can understand our
position,” Roy said like the ultimate ambassador.
“Holy crap! Would you get a load of these boots?” another man
named 'Arnie Percolator' yelled, “and there ain't just one pair,
there are two,” he added as he pulled out another pair.
“You will find several of everything in the box – Western shirts,
boot-cut Wranglers, belts, socks, boots, and a couple of hats but
no underwear. Cowboys don't wear no underwear. We'll put a hamper
in the shower and toilet area for dirty clothes. They will be
picked up once a day in the mornings and returned to you that
afternoon. Now, you gentlemen get dressed, and we will take you to
our dining hall for dinner. On our ranch there are three meals a
day – breakfast, dinner, and supper. We don't use the word
'lunch,'” Roy said and smiled. “Any questions?” he asked.
“Are we going to stay in this cell all the time?” Vic Bodega
asked.
“Naw, Sir. After lunch we'll take you men to the great hall in our
castle and you can watch a holo-video of Master Billy and the
Highland Shire Barnyard Symphony Orchestra play a pretty demanding
program for the dedication of our new auditorium which we built
over the past six months. There will be two parts – a classical
section, followed by a country and Western section. We hope you
enjoy it. Do you like classical music, Mr. Bodega?” Roy asked.
“I hold a Master's Degree in music from USC, and have done work on
a doctorate. I only lack a final composition which, so far, has
never been written,” he mumbled like he wasn't real proud of his
education.
“Who did you study under, Mr. Bodega?” young Jack Rigby asked.
“Morten Lauridsen,” Bodega replied like the man's name was a
sacred prayer.
“The second piece we will be playing for the opening of the
dedication program is one of his compositions, sir,” Jack said and
smiled.
“Lux Aeterna?” the big man asked.
“Yes, sir,” Jack confirmed.
“Your Master has good taste, Son,” Bodega said quietly. What's the
first piece?” he asked Jack.
“I'm not allowed to tell you the name of the piece, but I can tell
you the composer, sir. Master Billy will announce the piece,” Jack
replied.
“Who is the composer, Jack?” he asked.
“A British composer, sir, Jonathan Dove,” Jack replied.
“I know the piece he will be playing, Seek Him Who Maketh The
Seven Stars. A perfect companion composition to the Lauridsen
piece. Your Master has two solid home-runs in his favor,” Bodega
allowed.
“You never told me you were a musician, Bodega!” Orin Sawin said
like he was shocked and a bit hurt.
“I ain't real proud of it. I never accomplished what I set out to
do. I ain't done nothing worth talking about,” he said like he was
in agony discussing it.
“I think I can empathize with that, Bull,” Sawin said with
understanding. “I wouldn't be surprised if every man in our
platoon would agree they have the same feeling about their lives,”
he added.
“Have you men ever caught one of our our Barnyard Concerts on the
Net?” Captain Langstrom asked. No one raised a hand, “Then, you're
in for a treat,” Bart added.
At noon the men were taken into the great dining hall. The food
was served family style. You passed platters and bowls to your
neighbor and took what you wanted. Roy explained every Saturday
dinner was barbecue brisket and the men were once again
flabbergasted by the taste and amount of food. They ate like a
pack of ravenous wolves and had no problem finding room for
dessert.
“I don't care what the rest of you men think, but this feed is the
nearest to Heaven I'm ever likely to get,” said, Lester Graves,
the largest man in the group.
The rest of the men agreed with Graves except Bodega. He kept his
mouth shut but ate his fill.
After the men finished dinner, Roy and his posse and Master
Billy's platoon of personal body guards took the men across the
way to the great hall. It wasn't time for the concert to begin,
but Roy stood before them. “We have some time so we thought to get
to know you men we would give and take with you. We will give you
some idea who we are and what we're trying to accomplish. Our hope
is our gesture of honesty will convince you, you have no need to
fear us. We only want what our forefathers wanted: a good life
without a lot of complications,” Roy said and spoke to the
on-board intelligence. “Seth, would you please start our
presentation?” Roy asked.
“Happy to, Master Roy,” Seth replied and a huge holographic
picture appeared of a young man in a hospital type bed with no
hands, legs, and burn scares over ninety percent of his body. His
face was unrecognizable.
“Not a pretty picture. This is a young man who didn't have it so
good in the Middle East and returned like this about eight years
ago. He laid in that bed for eight long years. Do any of you men
recognize him?” Roy asked. No one answered. “Would anyone like to
take a guess?” he asked.
One hand went up, “Is that poor man you, Mr. Boynton?” Orin Sawin
asked.
“Good guess, Mr. Sawin! Yes, that's a picture of me before I met
Master Billy Daniels and his family. He and his men brought me
here, along with my dad. Him and his men rebuilt and refurbished
me. He made me whole again, but I'm not the only one. The next
picture will be easier to guess, but nonetheless impressive,” Roy
said, and a picture of Captain Bart Langstrom came on the screen
showing him in his wheelchair. Roy nodded for Bart to take up the
narrative.
“That was me a couple of months ago confined to a wheelchair
because of a rodeo accident. I got gored pretty damn bad and
stomped on by a huge Brahma Bull. He managed to break my back and
damn near severed my spinal chord. Needless to say, I didn't win
the bull riding contest at the rodeo that day. In a heartbeat, my
life came to an abrupt halt. From then on, it was one of misery.
It was like living in Hell. That was almost seven years ago. I was
in a rest home with elderly people who had little or nothing in
common with me. Fortunately, I was befriended by a middle aged
man, Mr. Brent Sparks, who was a saint and became my champion.
Somehow, several months ago, Brent got an invitation from Mrs.
Kate Daniels, Master Billy's mother, to come to the ranch for a
weekend, and she asked him to bring me with him. That was two
months ago and now I'm a buckaroo and a member of the Daniels
family. Master Billy Daniels and his posse gave my life back to
me. Since that time, I have rejoined the Marine Corps – I know
what you must be thinking, I'm a glutton for punishment. I won't
agree to the punishment part, but I will admit I'm one who needs
firm discipline,” Bart said, laughed, and paused for a moment.
Several of the men laughed at his aside.
“We could show you picture after picture of dramatic healings
Master Billy and his men have accomplished. Do any of you men
remember the story of the Walmart Cowboy Jesus who healed a boy
with a terminal disease?” Bart asked. Suddenly it hit them. Every
man in the room remembered something about a cowboy healing a
young boy in a Walmart parking lot in Fredericksburg, Texas. "That
young boy was Randy Rutherford, and he will be singing and playing
with the orchestra this afternoon. He has been fully healed and
will live a long and happy life due to Billy Daniels,” Bart said.
* * * * * * *
The village people who were working on Captain Nick's ship were
beginning to come into the great hall to watch the concert. Roy
asked Seth to shut down their presentation and connect them with
the concert. The show was just beginning and the new announcer and
host for the concert, Doug Quilty, was at the microphone
describing everything. His camera man Wes Taylor and three
assistants on three other cameras were working with him. In the
control room was Stan Norsworthy directing and barking camera
numbers. It was a memorial production for everyone. It was their
first broadcast on their own Internet channel and hundreds of
thousands of people were tuned in to their broadcast.
The camera took in a slow sweeping picture of the impressive new
auditorium and finally came to the people finding their seats
while the choir took their place. And what a choir it was. In the
back row at the highest elevation of the stage was a battery of a
dozen giant Watcher beasts groomed to perfection, each with a
large formal white bow-tie clipped to his neck fur. Their fur
moved and seemed to flow in the soft air currents of the
auditorium. They were indeed a handsome lot. It was the first time
Watchers were included in the show. In front of them was the major
cowboy-cowgirl choir dressed in handsome sky blue Western shirts.
There was a little over a hundred of them. The cowgirls wore
blouses and full skirts made from the same material as the cowboys
shirts and were the same blue color. Before them was one long row
of the younger set of cowboys and girls dressed the same. Before
them were approximately thirty empty chairs what looked like they
might be for young children.
* * * * * * *
“When the company who are building and installing the grand organ
in the great auditorium found out Master Billy and his people were
performing a piece which calls for an organ accompaniment, they
brought him one of the finest of their line of electronic organs
and temporarily installed it for him,” Doug Quilty announced, “And
now everyone seems to be gathered and the audience is quietening
down waiting for Maestro Billy Daniels to come out and walk to the
podium. And here he comes dressed in the same style as his chorus
and orchestra. The audience is going crazy as Maestro Billy mounts
the podium, takes his baton, turns and bows to the audience. He
acknowledges everyone, his orchestra, his chorus, and turns back
to the audience,” Doug narrates. “Wait a minute! The Maestro is
looking at his watch, and he's beginning to pat his boot like he's
impatient about something, turns to his people, shrugs his
shoulder, opens his arms like he's questioning them, and looks at
his watch again. The orchestra and chorus look at each other,
shake their heads, and several look at their own watches,” Doug
builds the tension.
From high up in the back of the auditorium a small voice is heard,
“Don't start without us, Master Billy. We'll be right there,
Maestro!” And thirty of the Sun Bears, one by one, launched into
the air flying over everyone's heads circling the auditorium
wearing beautiful gossamer white and golden robes with glowing
halos over their heads. The audience went crazy laughing and
pointing to the beautiful creatures. The new prisoners in the
great hall were sitting on the edge of their seats and were
laughing and pointing at the small humanoids. They were astounded
by the beautiful little creatures.
“And here comes the beautiful and graceful Sun Bears to fill the
empty seats at the bottom of the choir,” announces Doug Quilty and
laughs. “Have you ever seen such a delightful sight. The halos are
a prop, but they do look angelic, don't they?” he asks his
audience. The Sun Bears made two complete circles around the
perimeter of the auditorium waving and blowing kisses to the
audience beneath them. They were having a ball and hamming up
their late arrival like they were the Prima-donnas of the show.
They finally flew down to the front of the choir, took their
places, removed their halos, and hooked them on the back of their
small chairs. The audience went crazy laughing and applauding for
them. Things began to quiet down.
“Thank you for joining us, my Children,” Billy said over his lapel
microphone, “Are you all right?”
“Thank you for your patience, Maestro. Sorry we're late. We're all
right, sir,” Sunsastubo replied for them. The audience laughed and
applauded.
“Do you need a minute to catch your breath?” Billy asked, and the
audience laughed again.
“No, Maestro, it was downhill all the way to our seats – but thank
you for asking, sir,” Sunsastubo answered and got another laugh
from the audience.
“May I start the concert now?” Billy asked and the audience
laughed.
“Please do, Maestro. The people are waiting, sir,” Sunsastubo said
and got another laugh from the audience.
“Ladies and Gentlemen and those watching on our new Internet web
site, welcome to the first concert to be held in our new
auditorium. I think we have a wonderful, truly remarkable program
for you today. Without further ado we'd like to start our program
with a choral piece by a fine, talented British composer, Jonathan
Dove, “Seek Him Who Maketh The Seven Stars.” It is our way of
thanking one of our great benefactors for helping us on our
journey into unknown lands who will remain unnamed because he is
of a modest character, but he will understand our heartfelt
message. So, if you're out there and listening, Captain Nemo, this
wonderful piece of music is for you, sir. It is our hope it brings
you joy and peace in your travels through the universe,” Billy
said and turned back to his people.
Billy gave a downbeat, and Vox Humana began the opening ostinato
on the new organ. It reverberated and filled the auditorium with a
lush sound almost like running water. Billy cued the chorus and
they came in to sing the words. Their voices, too, were like soft
velvet and easily got into the soft, sacred mood of the piece. The
high treble voices of the Sun Bears and the doubling of the octave
in the bass parts by the Watchers gave the piece a new dimension
rarely heard in a choir. It was ethereal. After the beginning
phrase, the choirs soft chanting to “Seek him!” “Seek him!”
Sounded like a cross between an urgent plea and a soft prayer to
look out into the universe not only to find the maker of the seven
stars, but that of the universe. Billy was so thrilled with the
combined voices, his whole body seemed to glow. Vox Humana outdid
himself training and working hours with their choir.
Orin Sawin was sitting next to Vic Bodega and watched the big
man's reaction out of his peripheral vision. He saw his Captain
was touched to his core. As the big man listened, tears formed in
his eyes, and he began to weep uncontrollably. Orin whipped out
his bandanna they gave the men with their cowboy outfits and
handed it to Bodega. Vic took it and began to wipe his tears away.
Orin slipped his smaller arm around Bodega and held him. Sawin's
gesture of kindness and concern overwhelmed the big man, and he
didn't hold back.
The audience found the Dove piece much to their liking. They
applauded and cheered greatly.
* * * * * * *
The next piece Billy explained was one of two pieces of music to
dedicate the opening of their new hall. They were going to play
and sing Morten Lauridsen's beautiful piece 'Lux Aeterna.' Billy
explained it was like a prayer for the light of the universe to
guide them, and in hope, the eternal light might change their
world from greed and avarice to one of goodness and caring for one
another. He accepted the fact it might seem like an impossible
task, but every great change must start with a beginning. He hoped
the Lauridsen piece would instill hope in everyone and a sense of
personal worth as they take their first step on a long and
possibly perilous journey.
Lauridsen's music was like experiencing a wonderful, soft wet
dream. It tugs at your heart strings as it builds and recedes like
ocean waves run to shore to kiss the beach and then return to the
bulk of the sea. It was well received by the audience, and Vic
Bodega. He shared with his smaller partner, he never heard it
performed better than what he just witnessed. He was more than a
little impressed by Billy Daniels conducting.
* * * * * * *
Billy announced they couldn't have a concert without some Bach and
since their rag-tag Clandestine Cowboy Baroque Chamber Orchestra
was so successful over the last few months, he felt on such an
auspicious occasion they should revisit their old friend Johann
Sebastian from the eighteenth century and see if they could once
again rope and ride the first three of his Brandenburg Concertos.
It's also a good excuse and a fine way of letting several of our
younger musicians and a couple of our more mature musicians shine
brightly,” Billy explained.
Billy walked to the grand harpsichord and sat down. Randy was
playing his favorite Piccolo violin and Poly and Cass stood at the
ready with several other young violinist including Pard Andreesen
and Tommy Griffin. The boys asked the Byrd ladies if they would
like to fill in and they gratefully jumped at the chance. The
orchestra asked Clara Mae Bastiaen if she would like to sit first
chair oboe on the first Brandenburg and she was thrilled they
would ask. She invested in a fine baroque instrument, and it made
a lovely sound. Sitting at the second chair oboe was Rory
McMartin, and Cal McMartin sat in the third chair. Big massive Gog
played the Bassoon for the piece. Kayla played the cello along
with her teacher, Aunt Helen. Rox Cumber played her fantastic
Amati Viola and standing with her was the cousin of the Byrd
family and two other viola players to balance the number of
fiddles. Cloog and Aeron manned the coach horns. Claude and Cowboy
Andy wrestled the two double basses.
Billy gave the downbeat, and they were off. The small but
extremely talented chamber orchestra gave its all to the music,
and they never played better. It was a great success. Vic Bodega
was uneasy in his seat. His whole body was responding to the sheer
beauty and exquisitely precise, crisp playing by what looked like
a posse of young cowboys. The tempo was staggering for them to be
playing so maturely. He never heard Bach played with such passion
and intellect. Their phrasing and interaction between the
instruments and musicians was incomparable. Vic Bodega never heard
anything like it before and was having a physical reaction to his
joy in listening to such outrageously played Bach.
The horn players intonation was flawless and the big man was
equally impressed by Billy Daniels performance at the harpsichord.
Conducting and playing at the same time is not an easy task.
Bodega felt something moving down below his gut. There was no
warning. The feeling rolled over him like a Texas Blue Northern
barreling across the plains. He reached to his back pocket,
grabbed his own bandanna and, shoved it down into his Wranglers,
but he was too late. He reached an orgasm before he could position
his bandanna to catch himself. The best he could do was blot it up
and leave it be. He was so possessed, he couldn't bring himself to
excuse himself and asked to be taken to the restroom to clean
himself.
“Don't feel bad. I damn near shot my load a couple of times,” Orin
Sawin whispered.
“I don't feel bad. It's the best damn feeling I felt in a good
while – Sweetie!” he replied and winked at Sawin. Sawin giggled
and tickled his Captain in his ribs. They shared a much needed
laugh. When the first concerto was finished, the audience went
crazy and the audience in the great hall did the same. The
prisoners, Master Billy's body guards, and the village folks were
yelling and cheering for them. The applause went on for sometime
and individual players took a bow.
“Please, everyone be seated. There's more to come and you ain't
seen or heard nothing yet,” Zak the lead body guard said to
everyone in the great hall.
“I don't know how they could top that,” Bodega said to his little
buddy.
* * * * * *
“There will be some changes in players for the second Brandenburg
Concerto,” Maestro Billy announced, “The soloist will be Kayla
Rutherford on alto fipple flute, her little brother, Randy
Rutherford on violin – better known to us as Bossman Randy – (the
audience laughed) – young Master Rory McMartin will play the
baroque oboe part, and our dearly beloved cowboy wrangler Zeke
Mildew will rope and wrestle the baroque trumpet – no small feat,
I might add. Last but not least, our lovely Roz Cumber will play
the cello part,” Billy said and without further ado he sat down at
the harpsichord around which the soloist arranged themselves. Roz
sat in a chair just back and to the side of Master Billy.
Vic Bodega just returned from the restroom and managed to clean
himself. He heard Billy's speech but was flabbergasted at the
youth of three of the soloist. The young girl couldn't have been
more than ten years old. Her brother was, at least two to three
years younger than her, and the young oboist looked like he had
not yet reached puberty. “This should be interesting,” he said to
Orin Sawin.
“Bet chu' a blowjob they knock your boots off,” Sawin said and
winked.
“Oh, Hell, you'd win either way!” exclaimed Bodega and laughed. It
was the first time in a very long while Sawin saw his Captain
relax and let his hair down – and to think, it was long-hair music
what done it. Who would have guessed? Sawin thought there must be
a spiritual connection.
Billy raised his hands to come down on the keys of the
harpsichord, and it was the downbeat to begin. The group took off
like a mechanical rabbit at a dog race, and they were again
flawless. The old trumpet player was phenomenal. They came to the
end of the first movement and began the second movement. The slow
movement the trumpet drops out and only the flute, violin, the
oboe, and the cello carry the musical conversation, while the
harpsichord provided the continuo. It was beautiful and Bodega
never saw such young musicians play with such dedication and
maturity. They were literally making this movement and the piece
of music their own. It was one of the most memorable readings of
the second Bach Brandenburg Bodega ever heard, and they hadn't
even played the last movement.
Billy left little pause between the second and last movement. The
players were off and running at a remarkably brisk pace and Bodega
wondered if they could sustain such a fast clip. The old trumpeter
was again flawless and the rest of the players were keeping up
with him without breathing heavy. The young oboists and the
trumpeter were playing in such a close sync Bodega imagined they
must be in love with each other. There was no doubt in his mind
the soloist were in a world of their own. It was one of the single
most wonderful playing of any Bach piece Bodega ever heard. It was
phenomenal. When they finished the audience gave them a standing
ovation.
* * * * * * *
The third Brandenburg concerto is for a small string orchestra and
has its own personal charm. Billy decided to use the entire string
sections until the last movement when soloist would take the theme
of the gigue-like quality and run with it. It was a masterful
reading of it as well and the audience responded in kind. Bodega
could only shake his head in awe and grin at his small companion.
“What does it take to really impress you, Vic?” Sawin asked
quietly. He wasn't trying to annoy the big man.
“To be an all round musician, you must be able to play an
instrument and write music. I'll give him credit for his keyboard
work on the Brandenburgs, but has he written anything?” Bodega
asked.
“I think he has. I overheard some town folks talking about getting
to hear one of his compositions this afternoon,” Sawin said.
“Good! I'll look forward to it,” Bodega responded.
* * * * * * *
There was a brief pause while the harpsichord was hauled away and
put beneath the stage. Billy took the podium, turned to the
audience and spoke. “We will now jump from the Eighteenth Century
to the Twentieth Century to play a piece by Paul Hindemith. His
Kammermusik No. 5, a concerto for Viola and orchestra. It is said,
Hindemith wrote eight of his Kammermusik pieces between 1921 and
1927 as an homage to J. S. Bach, and while it is totally different
tonally and melodically, it contains the same overall character of
a baroque piece of music with it's unflagging pace and similar
rhythms. Our soloist for this piece will be our own Roz Cumber.
This is the first time Roz has played this piece with an
orchestra. She and I have practiced together, and Roz has played
it with my accompaniment. We've sort of kept it under wraps as a
special surprise for this concert. We hope you enjoy it,” Billy
finished, turned to the orchestra, Roz nodded to him she was
ready, Billy gave the downbeat and the beast was launched.
“My God, I forgot how much I like this piece, and they're playing
it well. When I first heard it, I thought it was Bach with wrong
notes, but that ain't too far from the truth. Hindemith was a
genius either years ahead of his time or behind it. He was a
unique composer and like Bach, there will never be another like
him,” Bodega declared.
When they finished, Roz and Billy took several bows. Roz masterful
playing of the piece was enough to capture the hearts and minds of
the audience and her fellow musicians. They rewarded her with
their love and appreciation. Billy called for a thirty minute
break, and afterward, they would begin the last part of their
concert. He promised no delay this time. He jokingly said he had
his posse glue the Sun Bears to their seats. He got a round of
laughter from everyone including his beloved little 'children,'
During the break, the stage hands brought up the new Yamaha
Concert Grand piano. Billy returned to the podium and announced
they would take a trip back to the Eighteenth Century and their
beloved artist in residence, Jessie Jones, and the orchestra will
play Beethoven's First Piano Concerto. The audience applauded
Jessie as he walked onto the stage, hugged Billy, shook his hand,
and took his place at the piano. He looked around and gave a sharp
whistle and Daffy and Chloe bounded onto the stage amid much
applause, whistles, and cheers from the audience and took their
places next to their master. He patted each one, and they lay down
on either side of him.
“Are we ready?” Billy asked and got a big laugh.
“You ready, Daffy?” Jessie asked.
“I'm ready, Boss,” he replied.
“You ready, Chloe?” Jessie asked.
“I'm ready, Master Jessie,” she replied and the audience went
crazy.
“We're ready Maestro,” Jessie assured Billy.
“Just wanted to make sure,” Billy got the last word and turned to
the orchestra, raised his baton, and gave a downbeat. The
orchestra responded with the full sound of the introduction. Billy
started the piece a little faster than the average, but he and
Jessie got their heads together and Jessie decided he wanted a bit
faster tempo. His playing of the first movement was flawless and
he played the longest and probably the most difficult of the
cadenzas Beethoven wrote for the piece. It was almost a separate
recital by itself, and Jessie played it masterfully. Billy had the
green light on for a continuing performance signaling not to
applaud until the green light went off and the red light came on.
His audience didn't pay the light no never mind and when Jessie
and the orchestra finished the last few measures of the first
movement, they jumped to their feet and applauded loudly for
Jessie. Jessie grinned, winked at Billy, and bowed from his piano
bench. The rest of the concerto was played just as easily as if
Jessie was taking a stroll in the park. When he finished they gave
him and his pups a standing ovation. Jessie and his family left
the stage and the stage hands removed the piano.
The two Byrd men, Wilbur and Wilbur Junior, walked down to the
front of the stage carrying their Baritones in their arms and the
audience started applauding. They figured they were going to play
Maestro Billy's composition, Concerto for Two Baritones. Billy
turned to the audience to announce their next work. “I see you've
already figured out what comes next. I swear on the name of some
unknown god I wasn't going to include my work on the dedication
program, but I've been begged and hounded to include it in this
concert – for my beloved musical buddies, the wonderful Bird men,”
Billy said and got laughs and applause from the audience.
Billy went on and spoke directly to Wilbur and his son. “I hear
you been pretty busy touring the country playing my music. How's
it going for you men?” he asked.
“We're eating steak instead of hamburger,” Daddy Wilbur replied
and everyone roared with laughter.
“Good to hear! How have the responses been?” Billy asked.
“The more we play it, the more invites we get. We ain't got a bad
review and everybody loves the music,” Wilbur Junior replied.
“You men ready to blow them big horns?” Billy asked and laughed.
“Let's do it, Maestro!” Daddy Byrd said and the audience applauded
again.
Billy raised his baton and gave a downbeat, and the orchestra
began the introduction. It wasn't long when Wilbur Junior started
his first run and reached his penultimate note and started
cascading down the scale the start the first of several
interlocking melodies. His dad's part started as little more than
support and slowly grew to be strong until they were playing like
they were making brotherly love to each other. There were no
movements per se. It was all one continuous piece. On the score
Billy wrote 'Allegro' for the first section, 'Slow but Moving' for
the middle, and “Green Apple Quickstep” for the last part. The
Byrds were in excellent form and the orchestra was in love with
them. They were in their groove and playing like the professionals
they were.
“Well?” Orin Sawin asked his Captain halfway through the slow
part.
“Shush! The jury's still out. So far so good, but I hope to Hell
he don't blow it at the end,” Vic Bodega said.
“Ain't that what two horns is supposed to do?” Orin asked.
“That ain't what I mean and you know it,” Bodega replied and
grinned.
After the final call and answer, the two have more conversation
with each other, then join in a magnificent duet. Papa Byrd began
to fad away until the last painful, heart ripping glissando, and
Junior Byrd lets out a wail which could break your heart and the
orchestra finishes.
“He did it! He told a complete story without words. He's a frick'n
genius. I have to study under him while he's young and can convey
his means of creating to someone else. Fuck them NSA people.
There's more important things in life than espionage no matter on
what level. The more I hear of his music making, the more I ask
myself what them booger-men could possibly want from such a
talented and seemingly caring man,” Bodega said.
“You won't get no argument from me, Sweetie,” Sawin said and
grinned.
Bodega gave Orin a sharp look, then grinned back at him. Maybe
that's what I'll name my first composition – My Sweetie and Me,”
Bodega said and laughed.
“Now that's the wonderful, playful little boy I know and love,”
Sawin said and grinned.
* * * * * * *
Billy called for another thirty minute break before performing the
last work of the day, Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 in D minor, the
'Choral' Opus 125 – one of his last works. It was to be the
ultimate dedication piece for their beautiful new auditorium.
Billy marveled at the crisp acoustics the hall provided. You could
hear clearly from every point in the building without
amplification. During the break the vocal soloist came into the
auditorium. Billy knew the soprano, the Contralto, the Tenor, but
bringing up the rear was Boomer wearing a smart white bow-tie
clipped to his ample hair under his chin.
“Boomer? What is this? Some kind of joke?” Billy pressed and saw
Vox Humana and Nick sitting with his family. They were laughing
their asses off at the look on Billy's face. “What's this about?”
Billy asked them.
“We wanted it to be a surprise, and it looks like we succeeded,”
Vox said, “I been working with Boomer for sometime now. Your big
beast is an exceptional talent and a fine student. He asked me if
I thought he was good enough to sing the bass solos, and I told
him to try out for the part. I didn't pick him, a panel of your
family picked him over a dozen men who tried out for the bass
solos. There was no partiality. They sang behind screens so the
judges couldn't see them. They unanimously picked your husband,
Maestro. I worked Boomer pretty hard, Billy. He deserves a chance.
You have my word as a friend and fellow musician, I assure you
he's ready,” Vox said.
“Did you have a hand in this, Nick?” Billy asked and grinned.
Nick couldn't help laughing and was doubled over. “I was one of
the judges along with six others of your family, and I swear to
you, Kemosabe, in the name of some unknown god, Boomer was the
best. He's very good. We even sat in on the final rehearsal Vox
called last week, and he was flawless. We were just as stunned as
you are. I laughed my ass off and gave old Boomer a big-old
buckaroo kiss. Give your husband a chance, Son,” Nick said and
grinned.
* * * * * * *
Billy got his act together and announced the final work they would
be playing. He announced the names of the four soloist and didn't
even flinch when he announced the bass soloist would be his
Watcher Husband, Boomer Grigori Daniels. Billy turned back to his
orchestra and chorus, kissed the palm of his hand, and blew it to
Boomer. The giant beast moved his hand to catch it, and put it at
his heart. It was unusual, but Billy was a veteran when it came to
the unusual. Suddenly a wee voice came to him and told him to
relax and enjoy making music. That's exactly what he did.
“Beethoven's Ninth? Jesus H. Christ! That's one of the most
complicated symphonies to conduct,” said Vic Bodega, “I'll be
root'n for him, but I got my doubts,” he added.
“Wanna' make a little bet, Captain?” Orin asked.
“No! You know something I don't. I'll admit you're a much better
judge of character than I am, and I don't trust you,” Bodega
replied.
“Smart man!” Orin said and laughed.
The chorus and soloist sat through the first half of the Symphony
until the last movement. Billy motioned for his choir and soloist
to stand and gave the down-beat for the final movement. When it
came time for the bass solo to begin the choral part of the
symphony, Boomer was right on and began to sing like a beastly
angel. Everyone in the great auditorium damn near wet their pants.
It was one of the finest voices Billy ever heard, and Boomer was
milking it. He threw his huge chest out and sung the part like a
professional. Billy was so stunned he almost dropped his baton. He
wondered how many tits this performance would torque around the
world with a Sasquatch singing Beethoven and doing an excellent
job of it. Boomer's bass voice conjoined with the other Watchers
singing in the back row. With the Sun Bears giving strength to the
treble end of the chorus, the overall sound was magnificent –
better than Billy ever imagined.
And so it continued until the very end. Billy couldn't remember
ever hearing a better performance of Beethoven's Ninth. He was
thrilled but exhausted as they brought it to a climax and ended
the piece. There was only a brief moment of complete silence, then
all Hell broke loose. Everyone was on their feet applauding,
cheering, stomping their boots, cowboy hats thrown high, with
people yelling and shouting “Bravo.” Billy motioned for his
soloist to come to the front to take a bow and the audience went
crazy. Boomer was mostly shy and retiring, but not that afternoon.
He bowed and smiled at the audience. The afternoon was a great
success and everyone felt wonderful
* * * * * * *
“Brilliant!” exclaimed Victory Bullet Bodega quietly, “Ain't no
two ways about it, I have to become a part of this family,” he
said.
“Would you be offended if I told you I done made up my mind before
the concert,” Orin asked.
“No. I told you you're a better judge of character than I am. I'm
as stubborn as an old Missouri mule and not near as smart,” Bodega
said and hung his head.
“Maybe you ain't so dumb after all, Bull,” Orin said and smiled.
End of Chapter 96 ~ Seek Him What Made Them Seven Stars
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* Mike Nichols and Elaine May: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbrlRNAFXz0&list=PLn-S26Qe3ZJHxety3NjS6PDOIwtTIqECi
* Herding Cats ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qWIPdEqSAI&list=PL0CAB9B1B237A6465
* Jonathan Dove ~ Seek Him Who Maketh The Seven Stars ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3GIkeJReYk
* Morten Lauridsen ~ Lux Aeterna ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmCBWGDXLf0
* Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 1 ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOZEj8wyj-I
* Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 ~ (Be sure you watch the
encore!) ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDB5Bi18iW8
* Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLj_gMBqHX8
* Paul Hindemith ~ Kammermusik No. 5 for Viola and orchestra ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCM08gVszRM
* Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 1 ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywUylWOZrU
* Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D Minor (Choral) Opus 125 ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJQ32q2k8Uo