A*F*T*S May 5, 2004 3,448 words (Mf, f-solo, pett, nosex, humor)
In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.
A Fifth of Djinn April 3, 2004 4,773 words (no-sex)
What good is getting your wish if you can never remember it?
A Prickly Situation Oct 13, 2006 12,173 words (Mf humor cons inc oral)
Leave your teenage daughter with California hippies for four months and you'll get back a different girl with a tattoo she can't show you. Add an embarrassing accident while driving her home, and you'll have a prickly situation on your hands.
Afternoon Distraction Oct 13, 2006 300 words (MF cuck flash)
ole Buck is nervous about taking care of his buddy Ned's wife, Julyanne.
April Showers Aug 4, 2006 8,620 words (Mf fant rom cons oral pett)
Les finds a mysterious teenaged runaway, and more, in his shower. Winner of the August 2006 Silver Clitorides Award.
A Stick of Butter Dec. 17, 2007 300 words (humor, no-sex, flash)
In this flash-length offering, the daughter of Irma's next door neighbors has used up all of the butter and needs more for a special treat.
Best Buds Aug 9, 2007 298 words (humor, nosex, flash)
New-girl Tyffani tells her jealous neighbors how she became best friends with her hottie stepfather.
Caught Oct 16, 2006 298 words (Mf, inc, flash)
Geraldine comes home early and catches Billy Bob in the act.
cmsix and the Lapdance Feb 25, 2005 1,244 words (nosex, Humor)
A fancy redhead pulls a fast one on th' world-famous ASSM and SOL eeerotic writer from Texas, cmsix, thinkin' he's dumber'n sun-dried cowflop. But is ole cmsix really that dumb, or is he slicker'n vaseline on a doorknob? Y'all grab y'self a Lone Star longneck, sit back, and decide th' truth for y'all's own self.
Dancing Dyan Aug 28, 2003 277 words (MF, Humor flash)
Dyan doesn't hop into bed immediately.
Day Spa Sept 5, 2007 280 words (nocode flash)
�Kaytie's birthday present is a membership at her mother's favorite exclusive day spa for ladies.
Dutch Door Nov 3, 2006 290 words (Mf flash)
Molly Jean's parents again leave her with their next door neighbor before departing for sick Aunt Patsy's.
Farmer's Daughters Feb 3, 2007 10,595 words (MF Mf horror oral cons inc)
It seemed at first like the old traveling salesman joke, but Vince learns the hard way that dreams can become nightmares, and it's not the farmer's wrath that should strike terror in your heart.
Forgiven July 9, 2007 269 words (nocode flash)
Myriah seeks physical forgiveness for a fiscal transgression.
G’Night, Pixie Dec. 30, 2004 27,631 words (MF Mf solo oral anal group inc cons M/reluc caution)
While shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island with his wife and daughter, Doug Bryant struggles with his dark secret.
Hero Aug 18, 2003 300 words (Flash, M-solo)
What happens when a dweeb saves the life of the most popular girl at school?
Homework Dec 29, 2006 285 words (MF flash)
Kylee is interrupted when her son needs help with his homework. Co-Winner of the December 2006 Silver Clitorides Award.
Interruption Sept 9, 2006 253 words (Mf humor flash)
Stephen's enjoyment of his daughter's best friend is unexpectedly interrupted.
Jack Pack Mar 24, 2003 37,909 words in 9 chapters
(MF Mg Mg+ gg 1st M-solo g-solo rom cons ped inc)
Twelve-year-old Cyndi loans her father to virgin cousin Megan because Megan believes semen will make her bush grow.
Mornings on the 35X Sept 10, 2005 3,977 words (Mg cons mast caution)
For thirty-six years, Irwin had lived the life of a born loser. His life changed the day the bus company changed the routing of his bus.
Retirement Oct 13, 2006 300 words (Mf, nosex flash)
Art wonders why he still bothers with teaching high school English.
Rum and Coke Oct 16, 2006 297 words (MMMMf, inc, oral, anal, flash)
Robyn becomes thirsty during a gangbang.
Sacrifices March 22, 2004 2,873 words (MF, magic)
The War of Good and Evil, as any other, turns on the sacrifices each side is willing to suffer when required.
The Child Molester's Handbook June 27, 2003 3,836 words (M-solo nosex humor)
Can a fifty-year-old book turn a loser into the ultimate pervert with today's children? Don't ask Norman's dog, "Kitty."
The Santa Dec 24, 2005 1,453 words (nosex poem humor)
It's Christmas Eve, and your beloved author hears a tapping as if someone gently rapping, rapping at his fireplace door in this Edgar Allan Poe-m parody for the holiday season.
Thoughts Feb 24, 2004 2,161 words (MF rom nosex)
A college senior at Mardi Gras meets a beautiful woman, a vision that will dwell in his thoughts forever.
Uncle Randy and the Angry Niece Nov 10, 2008 83,061 words (Mf oral rom inc mast)
Mandy Kuczynski sends her sullen, angry teenage daughter to spend the summer with her outcast twin brother as her punishment for both, stubbornly refusing to recognize that both are not what they seem.
Wynter and the Curmudgeon Oct 27, 2004 1,765 words (nosex, humor)
Wynter's favorite uncle takes her to La Taverna, where she meets a variety of strange people, to include a very curmudgeonly fellow.
Novels & Serials
Wynter King
Wynter 1: Daddy's Little Nurse April 22, 2003 20,734 words (Mg dog-solo g-mastM g-solo rom ped inc cons)
Eleven-year-old Wynter learns many new and exciting skills when her helpless father's nurse is stranded away from their mountain home.
Wynter 2: Daddy's Little Student July 07, 2003 26,488 words (Mg rom ped inc cons solo oral toys 1st)
Wynter discovers oral sex isn't yucky and wants her father to teach her one more new skill before Nurse Carter returns.
Wynter 3: Mother's Little Helper December, 2003 17,473 words) (Mg rom ped inc cons mast)
The return of both Nurse Carter and Wynter's mother causes two serious dilemmas for Wynter and her father and could bring their new relationship to an end.
Wynter & Jimmy Part 1: Just Friends Sept 17, 2005 32, 421 words (Mg MF oral rom ped inc)
Now that Wynter lives in town, she and Jimmy have become 'just friends.' Suzie Middleton believes the relationship runs deeper and plots to take back 'Her Man.' Meanwhile, the ever-horny Kenny Taylor has plans of his own. This is the sequel to Wynter.
Wynter & Jimmy Part 2: Best Friends Sept 17, 2005 54, 655 words (Mg MF oral rom ped inc)
Wynter & Jimmy Part 3: Boyfriends and Girlfriends Sept 17, 2005 28, 217 words (bg Mg oral rom ped inc first)
Wynter & Cinnamon July 23, 2006 163, 444 words (Mg bg Mf cons oral pett rom ped inc slow)
The new girl is beautiful, talented, brash, analytical, and cunning. She hides her own secrets while ferreting out others', and not even Wynter's is safe. She is both a wonderful friend and a terrible enemy, leaving Wynter to ponder whether Cinnamon is the beauty or the beast. This is the sequel to Wynter & Jimmy. Winner of the July 2006 Silver Clitorides Award.
Wynter & Hailey July 9, 2007 197,388 words (MF Mf mf bf Mg mg bg oral ped cons rom)
Cinnamon's horny Hawaiian cousin arrives for the summer, Suzie goes to swim camp, Kenny is in the dog house, Jimmy and Richard learn about Wynter's dark side the hard way, "Junior and the Twins" plays in two special concerts, Huntly and Cinnamon become teenagers, and our Future MD practices hands-on medicine. If that isn't enough for a full summer in the sequel to "Wynter & Cinnamon," grave danger again stalks the Hargus Four and their friends.
Wynter & Brinkly Aug 8, 2009 176, 724 words (mf mmff ff mast oral cons rom)
Wynter's secret is out, putting her future with Jimmy at risk. The incident on the lake has changed Cinnamon and Kenny, but not for the better. Brinkly reestablishes her Pack and continues plotting against Cinnamon. Unexpected guests almost ruin Mitch and Rosita's wedding. Cinnamon is forced to reevaluate Hailey's image as a brainless bimbo. And Suzie couldn't be happier in the sequel to Wynter & Hailey.
Yana
Yana and the Neutron Bomb July 26, 2003 1,098 words (MF humor)
A pretty Soviet graduate student and her shaved babushka travel to the West to salvage her graduation project at the Josef Stalin Institute for Blowing Things Up in Tblisi, Georgia.
Yana and the Small Problem Dec 5, 2003 1,553 words (MF humor)
Our sexy Soviet scientist seeks a solution to a startling situation.
Yana and the Three Professors July 4, 2004 1,759 words (MF humor)
The sexy Soviet scientist must travel to Omsk to consult with Comrade Professors Briss, Mogen, and Mohel on a problem of cutting edge technology.
Jack Pack
Jack Pack Mar 24, 2003 37,909 words in 9 chapters
(MF Mg Mg+ gg 1st M-solo g-solo rom cons ped inc)
Twelve-year-old Cyndi loans her father to virgin cousin Megan because Megan believes semen will make her bush grow.
The Fuquits
The Fuquits: Mister Stinky May 07, 2003 7,591 words (Fg bg MF Mg bW solo anal oral exhib rom ped inc humor)
Horny sixth-grader Fylicia teaches her double-crossing history teacher "Stinky" Stengler that "You don't fuck with a Fuquit."
The Fuquits: Reverend Meeks September 27, 2003 6,013 words (bg, inc, pett, bd, toys, Mg pett, cons, humor)
Caught in "the act" by a nosy preacher, Freddie and Fylicia decide that a good offense is the best defense.
The Forgotten Helms
Forgotten Helms: The Picnic Jul 25, 2003 5,141 words (MF cons pett nosex ScFi humor)
Dwarf Gryphon Lehrer's dalliance with horny halfling Miss Robyn Teatmounds is interrupted by a severely out-of-place elf.
