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           Mother Knows Best
The first story I wrote is called "Mother Knows Best". It got nominated for best Story of the Year 2000 by the people at alt.sex.stories. I just read it again and still think it's pretty good. It's the first story in the Katie R and Claudette series. This series tries to parody different categories of hard core porn. It turns out I can write those pretty well and so some people don't think they're parodies at all. Most people get a good laugh out of them, though. I get fan mail all the time from people who say, "I usually don't like Mind Control (or whatever), but this is so funny I just loved it." Yep, that's what I was hoping for.

           Making the Grade
One of my fans asked me to write a story about panty training. I didn't even know what that was, but said yes anyhow. I did know about teachers who tried to take advantage of their cute little girl students cause that may happened to me once. I may have something about it on my bio page.

           Country Club Dance
My goodness, all the society girls from Big Spring, Texas end up as hookers in Australia by the end of this story. You've got to read it to find out how.

           Claudette of the North
I modeled this character on my Special Other, Alecia D. Claudette started out as a very innocent girl from Canada. When she met Katie R, things changed and now Claudette is the most popular girl in town, and then some.

           Sister Mary Margaret
This is one of my favorite story and also one people complain about the most. One complaint about the nun's underwear is valid and I may change that someday. The rest of 'em? Well, Katie McN likes to have a good time.

           Claudette Fucks the Parish Priest
asstr.org upgraded computers and of course the authors had a writing festival to celebrate the occasion. The theme for the festival was the word Server. See if you can tell how I used the theme word in this story.

           Claudette Gets a Job
Claudette decides to get a job. She only last a couple of hours, but manages to make $1280 dollars in tips. This is the latest in the Katie R-Claudette series. You might want to read some of the other stories first to get an idea about who this person is.

           A Katie R Halloween
A Librarian from Australia gets a job in Del Rio, Texas. She just happens to be the girl friend of one of the authors. Too bad he didn't tell here where Katie R and Claudette live. Pretty good story and the Librarian breaks the record previously held by Sister Mary Margaret.

           Day Job
Three of the most famous actresses in Hollywood want the part of Mother Theresa in an upcoming film. They are willing to do anything to get the part, and pretty much do just that. The story is set at some fictional company called MCA. I'm sure that nothing like this ever happened at any company called MCA/Universal.

           Dr. Zherkov and Willy
I have a good friend who loves to read science fiction from what he calls "The Golden Age." I decided to write a parody of the Golden Age of SF and also covered High School boy's sex fantasies. Yep, a real tour de farce called "Dr. Zherkov and Willy."

           Fucking My Way Through High School
Did you ever wonder if the really good looking girl sitting in the corner of the library with her head in a book ever gets laid? Well I can tell you for a fact, she does.

           Sex Monsters from Earth
Alecia D decided to prove she could write something other than BDSM This is a cute story that parodies a number of things related to Easter, the golden age of science fiction and porn stories.

           A Six Pack of Hecate
I posted a message to alt.sex.stories.d in response to a person named Hecate. I didn't know who the person was and thought Hecate was a guy. Well, not only is she a woman, but she is one of the few lesbians who post openly on the group so my face was red. I tried to make it up to her by writing a story called "A Six Pack of Hecate."

           Slut Therapy
A young girl takes advantage of her therapist and the other women in this story of blackmail and humiliation. I guess no one will be surprised that the heroine is Kayla McNamara.

           Suzi Fucks Her Brothers
This is a parody about incest. Like my other parodies, it make fun of the genre using some hot sex scenes. That girl certainly seems older than her years.

           Girls Stroke Story
I kept hearing stuff about stroke stories and every time I read one, it looked like something a guy would bring into the rest room to help out with some sort of tension relieving activity. Well, I figured girls could do that too, so I wrote a story to help out.

           A Slut's Story
The fictional character, Katie McN, is blackmailed by Miss Hecate. Poor Katie is forced to do all sorts of humiliating things including forced gang bangs and all sorts of other things that really wear the poor girl out.

           I'll Do Anything
Read this story ONLY if you like to be shocked and are immune to the majority of things that bother the common folks. I went out of my way to offend in the story and based on the fan mail, I succeeded!

           Lakeside Youth Sanitarium
Pred is a shock author and one of my on-line friends. He has a style of his own, but I decided to see if I could write something as demeaning and offensive as he wrote in his classic Ting Toy. He says I succeeded.