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Contributions from our readers
Denny pleading for reason
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Eskimo Boy I
![[Eskimo Boy]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Eskimo_Boy.jpg "Eskimo Boy") |
Eskimo Boy II - PLB
![[Eskimo Boy]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Nellie.jpg "Eskimo Boy") |
Eskimo Boy III - Mush!
![[Eskimo Boy]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/alexis.jpg "Eskimo Boy") |
Not only is Eskimo Boy the winningest Silver Clitorides winner ever, she’s also the most submitted contribution to this page. Any idea why?
Hecate
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Adrian Mailenna
![[wuxia]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/wuxia.gif "wuxia") |
Alexis in Alaska
![[Eskimo Boy]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Dancer_Resting.jpg "Eskimo Boy") |
androgyne30
![[androgyne30]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/LaLenguaDeLasMariposas.jpg "androgyne30") |
The Birthday Nymph
![[The Birthday Nymph]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/The_Birthday_Nymph.jpg "The Birthday Nymph") |
The Birthday Satyr
![[The Birthday Satyr]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/satyr.jpg "The Birthday Satyr") |
Bradley Stoke
![[Bradley Stoke]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/BradleyStoke.jpg "Bradley Stoke") |
Brogan Wayfarer
![[Brogan Wayfarer]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/bosch-wayfarer.gif) |
Bronwen’s Dad
![[Uncle Matthew]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Uncle_Matthew.jpg "Uncle Matthew") |
cmsix
![[cmsix]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/piston.jpg "cmsix") |
David Formosa
![[David Formosa]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/David_Formosa.jpg "Platypus") |
Denny
![[Denny]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Cleveland_Amory_and_Friend.gif "Denny") |
![[The Fish Tank]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/fishtank.jpg "The Fish Tank")
Desdmona
![[Nice legs.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/noexcuses.gif "Nice legs.") |
DotB
![[DotB]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Old_Coot.jpg "DotB") |
Elf Sternberg
![[Elf Sternberg]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Elf6.gif "Elf Sternberg") |
![[The Sons of Martha]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/StMartha.jpg "The Sons of Martha")
Father Ignatius
![[Father Ignatius]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Head_Banging.gif "Father Ignatius") |
f. aces
![[f. aces]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/A.C.E.S..gif "f. aces") |
Felix Lance Falkon
![[Felix Lance Falkon]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/FelixLanceFalkon.jpg "Felix Lance Falkon") |
Frank McCoy
![[Politics 101]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/politics_101.jpg "Politics 101") |
Franz Kafka
![[Franz_Kafka]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Franz_Kafka.jpg "Franz Kafka")
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Garvin/Searchin2K
![[Garvin]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/alex2.jpg "Garvin") |
Gary Jordan
![[Hello, voters. I'm listening...]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Sailor1.jpg "Hello, voters. I'm listening...") |
H. Jekyll
![[H. Jekyll]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Rasputin.jpg "H. Jekyll") |
Harriet Scott
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Hecate
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Helmsman
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Jack Lipton
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Jeff Zephyr
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Jordan Shelbourne
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JoyceISW
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katzmarek
![[katzmarek]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/sabretooth-review.jpg "katzmarek") |
Kelli Halliburton
![[Kelli Halliburton (from behind)]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/bum.jpg "Kelli Halliburton (from behind)") |
Kenny N. Gamera
![[Kenny G. Gamera]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Gamera.jpg "Kenny G. Gamera") |
Lazeez
![[Lazeez]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Lazeez.jpg "Lazeez") |
Mat Twassel
![[Winnie the Pooh]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Winnie-the-Pooh.gif "Winnie the Pooh") |
Notso Rednek
![[Notso Rednek]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Notso.jpg "Notso Rednek") |
0mn1vore
![[0mn1vore]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Smarties.jpg "0mn1vore") |
parthenogenesis
![[A form of reproduction in which an unfertilized egg develops into a new individual, occurring commonly among insects and certain other arthropods.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Parthenogenesis.jpg "A form of reproduction in which an unfertilized egg develops into a new individual, occurring commonly among insects and certain other arthropods.") |
Popeski
![[Popeski]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Popeski.jpg "Popeski") |
Rey del Sexo
![[Noah Wyle as Steve Wozniak]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Noah_Wyle.jpg "Noah Wyle as Steve Wozniak") |
Selena Jardine
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Shon Richards
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Souvie
![[Souvie]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/male_with_red_flower.jpg "Souvie") |
Stasya
![[The Peeler Man]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/The_Potato_Peeler.jpg "The Peeler Man") |
suzee
![[suzee]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Tweety_Bird.gif "suzee") |
Tesseract![[Hypertesseract]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Hyper_Tesseract.gif "Hypertesseract") |
Tim Merrigan
![[I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation, from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/GreenAngler.gif "I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation, from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all.") |
Uther Pendragon
![[Uther Pendragon]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Milton.gif "Uther Pendragon") |
Van Falmouth
![[Van Falmouth]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Goblin.jpg "Van Falmouth") | |
Vinnie Tesla
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The Taverna: ASSD itself. Sheilas waiting for the blokes to arrive.
![[The Taverna: ASSD itself. Sheilas waiting for the blokes to arrive.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair1.jpg "The Taverna: ASSD itself. Sheilas waiting for the blokes to arrive.") |
The Taverna: ASSD itself. The blokes have arrived!
![[The Taverna: ASSD itself. The blokes have arrived!]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair5.jpg "The Taverna: ASSD itself. The blokes have arrived!") |
The Taverna: ASSD itself, early on a typical Saturday evening.
![[The Taverna: ASSD itself, early on a typical Saturday evening.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair2.jpg "The Taverna: ASSD itself, early on a typical Saturday evening.") |
The Taverna: ASSD itself. Business as usual.
![[The Taverna: ASSD itself. Business as usual.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair7.jpg "The Taverna: ASSD itself. Business as usual.") |
The Taverna: ASSD itself, late on a typical Saturday evening.
![[The Taverna: ASSD itself, late on a typical Saturday evening.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair3.jpg "The Taverna: ASSD itself, late on a typical Saturday evening.") |
The Taverna: ASSD itself, early on a typical Sunday morning.
![[The Taverna: ASSD itself, early on a typical Sunday morning.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/The_Taverna.jpg "The Taverna: ASSD itself, early on a typical Sunday morning.") |
The Taverna: The Committee.
![[The Taverna: 2003 Committee.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair6.jpg "The Taverna: 2003 Committee.") |
The Taverna: Pedophile Night.
![[The Taverna: Pedophile Night]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/mcthing01s.jpg "The Taverna: Pedophile Night") |
Golden Clitorides Awards Night.
![[Golden Clitorides Awards Night]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/gypsy1s.jpg "Golden Clitorides Awards Night") |
Publication of a new Story Code FAQ.
![[Publication of a new Story Code FAQ.]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/VanityFair4.jpg "Publication of a new Story Code FAQ.") |
Re-publication of the same old Story Code FAQ.
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R.I.Peeler: ASSD itself, photographed shortly after R*v**w*r Flame War #37 of May 2000
![[R.I.Peeler: ASSD itself, photographed shortly after R*v**w*r Flame War #37 of May 2000]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/ASSD.jpg "R.I.Peeler: ASSD itself, photographed shortly after R*v**w*r Flame War #37 of May 2000") |
The Blasted Heath: ASSD itself, photographed shortly after The Great C*p*r*ght War of Attrition, September—October 2000
![[The Blasted Heath: ASSD itself, photographed shortly after The Great C*p*r*ght War of Attrition, September-October 2000]](http://www.cmsix.com/Nat/Namib.jpg "The Blasted Heath: ASSD itself, photographed shortly after The Great C*p*r*ght War of Attrition, September-October 2000") |
Forgive me mounting my soapbox here, but I really feel the need of protesting the low quality of spam one gets nowadays. I got spam the other day that was a teaser for an illustrated teen-sex stories site, and it contained this image:
Now, I don't deny that I find the thought of a woman in a kitchen to be wildly erotic—it just seems so right somehow—but I feel I need to protest this one on the grounds of sheer narrative implausibility. Representing a teenager, in a kitchen, actually holding a broom? “She left the kitchen spotless,” asserts the story ludicrously. Puh-leeze! It simply strains the willing suspension of disbelief beyond breaking point. It makes a hollow mockery of everything we do here.
We want a higher class of spam!
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