Stranger
in a Strange Story |
Matthew
1:1 |
In the beginning there was a great nothing
and it had to be filled with an American seeking a job
in England. Such was Matt placed in the path of Harriet. |
Matthew 1:2 |
And upon this situation was placed a
sister. This sister was not only his blood, but his lover.
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Matthew 1:3 |
And there shall be homophobia and with
the homophobia shall go a man trying to keep from being
labeled. |
Matthew 1:4 |
Beware the dreams of man, for he is dangerous
and horny and someone is likely to get fucked. |
Matthew 1:5 |
And when he had created woman, he decided
to make them young and have this urge to go out and make
men act stupid. |
Matthew 1:6 |
And there shall be all manner of creatures
and he shall watch over them and hope that his creations
are smart enough not to screw with the wrong ones. |
Matthew 1:7 |
And women shall tempt him and want to
play games and he shall get hard-ons and want to fuck
woman. |
Matthew 1:8 |
And men shall create business and thus
act like greedy morons, upon which smart ones can become
brave and get lucky with women. |
Matthew 1:9 |
The beasts of the world shall make themselves
known and the beast shall have a name. |
Matthew 1:10 |
The only way they shall remember shall
be through dreams. |
Matthew
1:11 |
Man shall know the flesh of woman and
if there are two women, then he shall rejoice and praise
the names of all heaven! |
NEW! Matthew
1:12 |
Woman shall also come in the form of
a demon. |
NEW! Matthew
1:13 |
Hell hath no fury... |