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Maid and Mademoiselle
  by DS

Contains: conjoinment, comedy, masturbation

"You missed that spot as well" Odette's mistress Thérèse yawned, lazily pointing out the smudge high up on the glass windows. "My apologies mademoiselle" Odette sighed, trying to reach the indicated panel with her mop. This had been hard enough when she still had both her arms; trying to reach that high with one arm became a tricky balancing act. "And don't exert our body so much, a lady like myself isn't supposed to sweat". Odette gave her mistress a semi-apologetic smile, trying to calm her patience. "Yes mademoiselle". Ever since the operation after Thérèse's tragic car accident, they had been inseparable. "Can't you just scrub a little more elegantly or something? At this rate I won't be able to keep us from transpiring much longer". "I'll... do my best, mademoiselle". Inseparable, because to save the life of her mistress she had volunteered to share her body in order to keep Thérèse alive. Two heads on their shoulders, Thérèse's to her right, each controlling their own half of what was otherwise a normal body, the surgeon boasting he had combined the best of both, whatever that was supposed to mean. Somehow, she imagined conjoined life would be so much different than this; while her family received ample financial compensation, it only seemed natural Thérèse would be forced to drop her princess attitude sooner or later. "Oh, stop fussing on those smudges already... there's less than two hours remaining before tonight's banquet, and I shall not be late, is that understood?" "Yes mademoiselle" Odette sighed. Any day now...

Thérèse checked her watch, growing more impatient with each passing minute. In a way, it was good she was able to oversee Odette's work at all times now - it was clear the girl could benefit greatly from her coordination. But watching her clean was just too boring, and she really didn't appreciate the physical exertion; even though she worked hard to do as little as possible to keep them cool, their slight transpiration made her long for the hot bath she had scheduled before heading off to tonight's banquet. "You'd better not get drunk again tonight, I suspect they're still talking about that incident at Josephine's birthday" she warned, inspecting the now impeccable nails on her hand - it had taken hours and hours of expensive manicure to get them back in shape after the years of abuse Odette had subjected them to. "Mademoiselle knows I'm really bad with alcohol... if mademoiselle wouldn't drink so much herself, I wouldn't-". "WHAT!? How dare you insinuate that I, Thérèse Renée de Walbourge, a lady of impeccable class and dignity, drink excessively to soothe my social anxiety?! I cannot tolerate such impudence! Collect your belongings and depart this mansion, you're FIRED!!" she declared, pointing angrily at the doorway. With a thin smile, Odette offered her the long mop, the soapy water dripping down its pole, and she looked away in distaste. "...after you finish with the windows, of course. And I shall be needing a bath afterwards". "Certainly mademoiselle" Odette nodded with another impudent sigh.


Drafting the bath in the bathing hall a short while after, Odette quietly hoped Thérèse would cut down on the booze that night. It was bad enough Thérèse had continued to treat her as her maid at her friend's meal, insisting to Josephine that servants never eat with their employers; while their shared stomach ensured she hadn't gone hungry, she would've loved to at least taste some of the delicious-smelling food. But Thérèse quaffing glass after glass of wine had quickly given her something else to worry about - while Thérèse seemed quite used to the stupor it put them in she herself had never been a big drinker. They became quite a spectacle leaving the dining hall, their rehearsed left-right coordination entirely gone, swaggering through the room nearly tripping over their own feet while Thérèse frantically bickered which feet came first. Despite Thérèse's seeming impression, most of the other guests had been understanding of their situation, but when she started publicly reassuring everyone that she would sack her maid the minute they got home, it had become too comical for even the well-mannered crowd to keep a straight face. "Our bath is ready mademoiselle" she concluded as she sampled the water temperature one last time. "Here, doesn't Matthieu Liebenthal look dreamy? He's going to be at the banquet tonight as well" Thérèse shoved her glossy magazine she had been reading under her nose with a smile, and Odette finally realized why she had been feeling so frisky - Thérèse's hormones were playing up again.

"Mmmm... thank goodness for hot baths after a hard day's work, don't you agree?" Thérèse sighed happily, lazily stirring the water with her hand while their body soaked. "Indeed, mademoiselle..." Odette whispered contently at her side, and Thérèse blinked with indignation. "You're supposed to be washing us, not just enjoying the bath!" "My apologies, mademoiselle" Odette sputtered - such a lazy girl she was. Watching Odette prepare the soapy sponge, Thérèse relaxed again, gazing down her arm and leg - their body had turned out surprisingly well, not a single scar visible on their unblemished skin. She was certain they had her own smooth legs, such elegance could've never come from a working class girl as Odette... but their breasts were certainly not hers. She had loathed the way Odette's big breasts bounced at first, there was just nothing... sophisticated about them. But they filled out her dresses quite generously now, and the gentlemen in her life had certainly noticed; ever since the surgery, her larger breasts had suddenly made her the center of attention. Men, such simple creatures... Matthieu Liebenthal wouldn't be quite that shallow, would he? She could see him now, mesmerized by her ample chest, running his strong hands over her sensitive skin, softly squeezing her nipples just like this. The water sloshed in the bathtub as Odette was gently shampooing her hair, her own hand acting out her daydream...

"Ahh..." they both moaned, then stared at each other in surprise.

"W-what is the meaning of this? What kind of perverted thoughts are you entertaining to arouse our body like this, filling my mind with uncouth fantasies?!" Thérèse shot up in the bathtub, squinting as a soapy droplet of water ran into her eyes. "I assure you Mademoiselle, I wasn't... I mean..." Odette blushed fiercely; Thérèse seemed equally embarrassed, even though it was obvious she had been fondling their body just now... "Are... are you insinuating that I, Thérèse Renée de Walbourge, properly educated in ladylike-behavior, would partake in such lewd activity? That is the last straw, you're FIRED!" her mistress blinked angrily, but Odette could only feel pity as the poor thing still had soap in her eyes, and helped splash some water to wash it out. "Hmpf!" she finally blushed, rubbing the last soap out of her eyes; Odette just gave her a timid smile, focusing her thoughts to force their body to calm down, but it was a lonely battle, and she was losing. "W-well? Take responsibility for your deviant thoughts! We can't show up at the banquet feeling like this, so you're going to have to..." "M-Mademoiselle...?" Odette stammered, feeling her blush deepen - surely her mistress didn't mean... "I command you to pleasure our... thingy," Thérèse specified, "it's been far too long, it would be too distracting left unattended now". "Y-yes mademoiselle" Odette smiled shyly, her heart pounding - they hadn't discussed how to deal with such private issues yet, but with both of them sharing every sensation, how much privacy could they hope for between them...

Thérèse bit her lip in pleasure as she felt her servant's fingers eagerly brush against their submerged slit, though she seemed clumsy, inexperienced... A high-class woman wouldn't touch herself in the company of others ofcourse, but that company seemed guaranteed these days, and etiquette didn't quite specify the proper behavior for a situation like theirs. It was fitting that her maid performed the actual pleasuring, and she would of course ensure not to make lewd noises unbefitting a lady of her stature. "Ahhhh... b-be more gentle" she moaned a second later, surprised by the sensitivity of their clitoris - clumsy stimulation or not, their intense arousal seemed to have put them on a hair trigger. Mmm, it certainly did feel good to have her needs indulged again after all the misery she went though... what if Matthieu Liebenthal would indeed be enamored with her tonight, what if they ended up in a situation a lady of her class should not find herself in, his passionate kisses driving her to sinful thoughts, his dreamy eyes undressing her... Odette would share in that thrill of course - perhaps she could coerce her to perform fellatio on him to prepare him for their penetration, something she personally found quite distasteful and below her, but men seemed to greatly enjoy... Ahh, they were just shamefully aroused now, but Odette was taking far too long. "Y-your technique is so sloppy" she groaned, pushing Odette's hand away from their inner thighs, closing her eyes in delight as her superiorly experienced fingers found their target.

"Ma-mademoiselle... that..." Odette moaned, squirming in the water under her mistress' touch, her fingers slipping in and around their pussy, each rub, push and slide sending their body rippling with sheer sexual electricity, "...Mmmmmm... that's... ahhh... s-so-" "Keep y-your... your voice down," Thérèse panted with a fevered blush, "do you want... the entire mansion... t-to hear?" "Ahhnnn-nooo..." Odette forced her voice to a whisper, momentarily biting on her finger to stop further cries from echoing through the bathing hall, then guiltily sliding her hand back into the water, taking turns kneading their sensitive breasts. "Can y-you feel it approaching?" Thérèse moaned, and Odette nodded feverishly, clenching the bath edge in her sexual haze, almost feeling confused with the intensity of the sensations wracking their body. She never felt like this, never so soon, Thérèse's fingers were simply... amazing. "M-mademoiselle... we're... we're... oh God..." "B-be quiet" Thérèse chided her with a horny grin that didn't fit her words; Odette simply felt she was losing her mind, even Thérèse's dainty foot sliding against her leg underwater sending ripples of delight through their body, her own fingers pinching their incredibly sensitive nipples.

Delirious with their intimate, shared pleasure, they stared into each other's eyes, knowing that their body was about to reach its first fused orgasm. Odette gently pulled her closer, locking her lips with her mistress, both girls moaning uncontrollably into their kiss while the bath sloshed in turmoil around them, Thérèse's fingers unleashing a final sensual assault on their clit, until finally... They squealed in pleasure as their orgasm set in, their body wracked with pulse after pulse of heavenly delight, their trembling hips bucking hard into Thérèse's fingers. The pleasure just kept coming and coming, the bath water gushing over the side as they surrendered to the overwhelming sensations. Dazed with delight they resumed their kiss, finally parting as they gasped for air, panting in unison, Thérèse's lazy diddling triggering several further mini-orgasms. "A-and that's how you should p-pleasure our thingy... I hope... you were p-paying attention" Thérèse forced her usual instructive tone through her shallow breath, then lay back in the warm water with Odette as they slowly recovered in post-orgasmic bliss. "That was amazing, Thérèse..." Odette finally whimpered, but Thérèse angrily pointed at the sponge floating past their twitching legs. "That's 'mademoiselle Thérèse' to you. And don't just lie there panting... you're not done washing us".

Toweling their body dry, their legs still feeble from their thundering climax, Odette still had a big smile on her face, the pleasant afterglow a new sensation for her. "Why are you humming?" Thérèse blushed, offering her arm for the towel, "Surely this wasn't your first time?" "I've never felt such experienced fingers before, mademoiselle". "What? Are you insinuating that I, Thérèse Renée de Walbourge, am the sort of lecherous individual who would spend long nights in her room perfecting the art of pleasuring herself, even fantasizing about making love to another woman!?" "Mademoiselle, I don't quite know about all that..." Odette grinned, "but I do know Mademoiselle is a real pervert for knowing her way so well around our pussy". She gave her mistress another kiss, and giggled as she saw how worked up Thérèse was getting again; the girl's blush deepened as she discovered having one arm wasn't quite enough to dramatically cross anything across her chest, puffing her cheeks with indignation as she planted it in her side instead. "The NERVE!! And kissing me without warning - I cannot tolerate such intimacies on the work floor! You're FIRED!!"


But at the lofty banquet, Odette was somehow still secure in the employment of her mistress. And in no small part due to their wonderful orgasm earlier they seemed to have a noticeable glow about them, causing several guests to comment on just how radiant they appeared tonight. Emboldened by all the compliments, Thérèse wasted no time locating her heartthrob, finding Matthieu Liebenthal, twice voted most eligible bachelor, notorious playboy, heir to an astounding fortune, loudly enjoying some drinks at the bar with his friends. "Introduce me" Thérèse suddenly whispered into Odette's ear as they approached, and she shot into a deep blush, trying to remember the proper words. "E-excuse me mister Liebenthal, please allow me to introduce my mistress, the lady Thérèse Renée de Walbourge" she gestured to her right, then cast down her eyes as she recalled the rest of the protocol. "How do you do" Thérèse smiled her most elegant smile, extending her silk-gloved hand. "Doing quite well all of a sudden" was his slack-jawed response, and Thérèse blushed confidently, her beauty stunning of course. "Of all the girls chatting me up this evening, you two are certainly the most exotic..." he laughed, his friends smiling impishly as they gawked at them. "My servant and I share a body, it's nothing unusual - how are you enjoying your evening so far?" Thérèse waved his boorish attitude away, retaining her impeccable manners. "Bored senseless, until you arrived - let's go back to my place, this is an experience I wouldn't want to miss" he grinned, wrapping his arm around them; Odette gave her mistress a quick glance, but she was still smiling - surely she wasn't thinking of taking this jerk's offer?

"Excuse me, your behavior is quite inappropriate" Thérèse stated with indignation, trying to push his arm away, but Matthieu simply laughed. "Don't be so dull - you're not going to tell me you two aren't into threesomes". Thérèse and Odette exchanged a quick glance, and a mere moment later, after Odette's fist landed square on his jaw with a loud smack, sending Matthieu straight to the floor, he dazedly blinked up at them as he only slowly caught up with what just happened. "W-what the... y-your maid punched me!! Doesn't she know who I am?!" "Odette...!" Thérèse stared at her conjoined partner in shock, but Odette just smirked down at the stunned man trying to squirm up from the marble tiles. "When my lady asks you to back off, you back off, got it?" "H-how dare you speak to me like that! A mere servant... this is unacceptable, I demand you sack her right this instant!" "What, the girl I'm sharing a body with? Are you stupid or something?" Thérèse snarled, and Odette fought back her smile as the scene was attracting quite a bit of attention already. "I shall have to displine you for this transgression later, Odette. Right now I'm thirsty, and bored of our ill-mannered company". "As mademoiselle wishes" Odette nodded, and to her surprise felt Thérèse gently clasp her still painful hand in hers, politely nodding left and right as applause rose from the other guests. "Did you have to hit him that hard? I can't allow you to be so careless with our body..." Thérèse whispered as they coordinated their stride through the crowd, "...but I'll let it slide... just this time". "Mademoiselle is too kind" Odette smiled, giving her hand a soft squeeze, and Thérèse nodded haughtily, though unable to withhold a blush. "Indeed. And thirsty. Go fetch me a mineral water Odette, and make it quick". Odette waited patiently for her mistress to realize the complications of her request; but after today, she was certain Thérèse would eventually get used to their new situation. Any day now...

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