2 comments/ 33017 views/ 3 favorites The Appointment By: BmthAdmirer Getting in from work my first job had always been to turn on my computer to check my emails especially since I had registered myself as a Tgirl escort on a popular online escort directory and since I hadn't really had any genuine interest but as I scanned through my mails I had another notification mail telling me I had a new message so wasting no time I logged into my escort profile and dragged up my inbox, expecting it to be just another time waster I wasn't holding out much hope for getting a booking from it. As I sat and read the mail it turned out the guy who had sent it had met a few other local Tgirls and had really good feedback on his profile and a couple of photos which made a refreshing change so I went back to read his mail, as I took in the details of what he was looking for I knew I could give him a good evening so I sent a casual mail back saying I would be available with my contact number in case he wanted to speak to me direct. Closing down my profile again I knew I didn't have any other mail that was urgent so I decided I desperately needed a shower after a long day at work as I only dress part time and work a full time day job as well as escorting, grabbing my shower gel and a sharp razor I headed off to have a warm shower and shave my body smooth again as I intended to dress this evening whether I got a escort meet, casual meet or no meets at all. The feel of the soapy suds of the shower gel rolling down my body I carefully shaved any hair that I could see from my body that turned me on more and more as my body looked more and more feminine as I saw the mixture of hair and soap suds washing away, soon I could take no more and I had to satisfy my needs slipping my hand round my thick cock and playing with my sensitive nipples slowly bringing myself to a satisfy orgasm that near knocked me from my feet as my knees buckled as I shot ream after ream of spunk into the shower tray and eventually watched it all being washed away before licking the rest from my fingers and enjoying the ever so slightly salty semen. Getting out of the shower I lathered my body in a sensitive aloe very gel to keep my skin nice and smooth after running a sharp blade over every last inch making sure my butt and balls were completely smooth, as soon as I had rubbed the gel all over my body I slipped on a soft cotton dressing gown and went back to my computer just in case my client had mailed back besides I was eager to find some fun as I hadn't had a nice guy to fuck me in a week or so making me crave cock like a junky craves their next fix. Not surprisingly I hadn't heard back from my client but as I typed in a web address of a site I used to meet people for casual sex my work mobile began to ring, answering it in my best feminine tones the guy on the other end said I received your mail Lisa and I wondered if you would be available to come visit me this evening. Of course I was and as much as I tried to not seem to enthusiastic I said yes I am free, what kind of service are you looking for and where would you like to meet me as I don't accommodate. The guy on the other end I only knew as Gray told me well Lisa I need a good full service honey and I am prepared to pay for your time if you would come visit me at my office this evening, replying ok that's no problem Gray quickly gave me the address and said I will expect you by half eight this evening then and we will have some mutual fun I hope. Agreeing to his request I said yes Gray that's fine I will see you shortly. As soon as the call ended I saved the number he had called me on onto my mobile so I could call him back if anything was to happen or if I ran late for any reason as I always liked to be professional, looking up at my clock it was already half past seven so I knew I only really had three quarters of an hour to get ready and get a taxi booked to take me to my appointment but first I had to get my clothes and lingerie sorted before applying my make up and wig to make me look truly feminine and exactly what Gray had seen on my profile. Suddenly I realised I had not asked Gray what kind of look he wanted but instead of calling him back I decided I would put on my best fully steel boned corset, panties and vintage seamed stockings but as soon as I had bound myself into my tight corset I had to decided what I was going to wear on top. Obviously I thought as he wanted to meet at his office he wouldn't be taking me out for dinner or drinks but instead filling me up with something else, the one thing I had been craving all day a nice hard cock in my tight Tgirl pussy. After pulling several tight fitting dresses from my closet I decided to wear a very classy ladies business suit in black with a thigh length skirt and fitted satin blouse that showed off my small pert breasts created by my extra tight corset, topping the outfit off with a pair of smart black stilettos with a 5 inch heel showing off my butt at its best. Only one part was missing now and as I fixed my razor cut shoulder length black wig into place I looked into the mirror and the thoughts of what he was going to be like and his reaction when he met me rushed through my head but as soon as I was ready I called a local taxi company I always used who were gay friendly and had no problem with making sure I got to my appointments and home again safely. As I told the girl at the taxi company my address and my destination she simply replied no problem he will be with you in the next few minutes and with that I thanked her and disconnected the call, going back to my mirror I opened up a small box I kept to one side and took out a selection of condoms and lubricants and slid them into a small clutch bag and made my way down to the roadside and just as I got to the pavement outside my taxi pulled up. Opening up the back door and sliding onto the backseat I commented that was good timing and as I looked up it was a driver I recognised, he was a rather attractive guy I knew as Matt in his mid 30's with a grade 1 army style cropped haircut and chiselled features he was definitely the type of guy I generally meet for fun. As he looked round he instantly said to me evening Lisa how's you tonight babe? And then he followed up by saying we still haven't been on that date have we, I didn't realise he had meant it last time we met besides I didn't have his number only the cab firms. As I didn't say a word apart from im fine thanks babe off to work again Matt said well belt up babe and I will get you there nice and safe, true to his word Matt made casual conversation all the way and when I finally told him I was going to meet a client he offered to walk me to meet him when we arrived just to make sure I would be ok. Thanking him I said I don't think it will be necessary Matt but thanks anyway adding I will need you later to get me home safe though then maybe we can discuss that date with a girly giggle and he passed me a card with not only the company number on but his mobile number as well. As we pulled up outside the office block I paid Matt the fare and as he took it from me he took my hand and said any problems babe you got my mobile now and I will come get you, thanking him again I said why would you do that for me Matt? He quickly responded and said im that kind of guy babe and you are a gorgeous girl and I have to admit I fancy a little. As he said it I felt my whole body blush but to thank him again I lent forward and kissed him gently on the cheek before I climbed out of the back of the car. Not knowing what to expect on the other side of the doors I cautiously made my way in and as I approached a large desk a security guard came from the door behind the desk and asked if he could help but as he did I realised I didn't actually know the name of the client but looking at a list of companies behind the desk I quickly assumed it was a guy called Graham Wade M.D. of Wades Industrial Properties and the security guard picked up the phone and quickly asked and your name is my sweet? I quickly answered Lisa I think he will be expecting me. Soon the guard had placed the phone back down and rounded the desk and as he did he said follow me please, walking along behind him I struggled to keep up in my 5 inch heels as we approached some elevators and as the guard swiped a pass card the lift doors opened, with a sense of authority he said to me you want floor 8 and Grahams office is the last door on the right then last at the end of the corridor he will be waiting for you before he turned and walked away before I could thank him. As I pressed the button for the 8th floor I though I bet this guy has had a few girls like me turn up late evening to play in his office, it was just something about the guard that had given it away without saying a word. Within a couple of seconds I was on the 8th floor and as the doors opened the corridor leading off to all the different offices was pitch black but as I took my first tentative step the lights all started to flicker on as I walked the length to where I found the entrance to Wades Industrial Properties and made my way inside to be confronted by another short corridor leading to a set of large wooden doors and as I knocked there was no answer but as I stood there waiting and getting more nervous then I finally heard the lock snap over and the door swing open. As soon as the door was fully open a large man filled the opening and said hi you must be Lisa im Graham or Gray to my friends or contacts. Gray was a large man standing at around 6'4" tall and built like a bouncer type with a evident belly that sat atop his belt buckle and receding grey hair, for his size he was still quite attractive I suppose not really my type but he was a client and paying to have me there so I had to turn on the charm. As I wiggled my way into his office he said to me please take a seat and looking round I saw a large black leather sofa off to one side of the office so I took myself over to it and made myself comfortable, soon Gray had closed and locked the door again and made his way over to my side sitting close enough to make contact with me but not so much that he felt like he just wanted to fuck me and throw me back out as soon as possible therefore costing him less as I always charged by the hour. As soon as he made himself comfortable he poured us both a large glass of champagne from a cooler beside the sofa and passed one to me, taking it in hand I slowly sipped at the glass while running my eyes across his body and resting my free hand on his thigh, Gray was obviously not a man of many words as he put a hand on my inner thigh and ran it up my stockings soon reaching the lace tops and then up to my silky panties as he ran a couple of thick fingers across my panty covered cock sending shivers through my body but as my cock throbbed below his fat fingers he pulled away like he didn't realise I have a cock but he must of known as it was clear on my kinkier pictures on my profile. Resting back he suddenly spoke and said to me you are a very attractive lady you know and before I could thank him he spoke again saying I like to play a game with the Tgirls I meet that involves you taking some dicktation as he put it chuckling at his own pathetic twist in words like I hadn't heard that one before but I giggled softly like I found him funny. Then he said to me I have always wanted a kinky little Tgirl secretary so tonight you will be her for me if that's ok for you, I didn't actually expect him to ask if it was ok but I said yes that sounds good to me so what will be my first job. Really I didn't need to ask what I had to do next as Gray sat back and lowered his flies and opened his suit jacket back, moving in closer I gently reached into his briefs and massaged his cock as he moaned with pleasure I leaned in and kissed him gently on the lips before he broke away and said now Lisa I would love you to suck on your bosses cock and show him how good you are at your job, with ease I slipped his briefs down a little and pulled out his cock which to my surprise was around 8 inches and nice and thick too. Slowly I pulled back his foreskin and wrapped my tongue round his bell end and across the tip of his cock making him moan gently as I lapped at his impressive cock preparing my full lips to sink down round his thick shaft as I lowered my head taking his cock inch by inch into my mouth before beginning to suck him hard bobbing my head coming all the way back up to his thick mushroom shaped bell end, then I felt his hand as he obviously expected more as he pushed my head back down choking me with his thick cock as it slammed into the back of my throat but as I choked he let go and I sat upright and continued wanking his thick cock with my long fingers. As he sat looking me over all he said is not bad for a little slut now get your kit off and lets see what I am paying for, all of a sudden I didn't like him as much as he turned from a quiet professional looking guy to a dominant and verbally abusive beast of a man I knew I had no chance against but thinking back all the other girls had been ok so I just played along. Getting to my feet I slowly removed my jacket then I unbuttoned my blouse and slid it down to the floor with my jacket followed by unzipping my skirt and letting it fall to the floor as I stepped out of it to show off my corset encased body, as I slowly walked back over to him he stood and stripped himself and now I saw how big he was but he had a lovely thick cock and fully shaved balls so I wasn't going to complain as he was paying for my time. As soon as he was completely naked he walked towards me as I posed for him and he pulled me against him almost taking me off my feet as I tried to catch my balance on my stiletto heels as he locked his hands round my corseted waist and began to kiss me gently on my fully made up lips, then to my surprise he lowered himself down to his knees stroking my stocking clad legs as he went and released my girly flaccid cock from my tight panties and began to suck gently at my bell end and although he wasn't very good at it I whimpered and moaned for him as he finally managed to get me hard and as he continued to suck me deeper and faster he suddenly pulled my panties to one side and pushed a fat finger deep into my anus making me squirm in pain as he gave no warning. All of a sudden I felt my body rushing as he fingered my tight anus hard and fast and continue to suck me I soon began rushing into a huge orgasm and my body contorted and I filled his mouth with shot after shot of spunk, Gray wasted no time in swallowing all of my cum before getting back to his feet and as he did he looked me in the eye and said you are a naughty little tart are you not now naughty tarts need a good sorting out don't they. Hoping he meant a good deep fucking I said no boss what do I get? Gray didn't waste anytime in showing me as he led me to his desk and bent me over before saying stay there and wait for your punishment, as I lay there on his desk with my butt open to violation and my legs pressed against the edge of the desk wondering what was going to happen next and then as the first blow came across my tight butt I knew and as I cried out in pain Gray drew another blow across my butt again making me cry out again, this wasn't what I wanted and I didn't do spanking games so I quickly stood myself up and as I went to walk back to where my clothes were Gray asked you ok babe. Turning to look at him with his thick leather belt in hand I said harshly I DON'T DO BDSM GAMES as I bent down to collect my clothes but as I stood he said to me im sorry Lisa I didn't realise will you please stay, all of a sudden Gray was back to his mild mannered self and after a moment I agreed I would stay if he promised me no more pain. Without a seconds hesitation Gray said to me no problem Lisa however I am very well endowed and you are a very cute and sexy girl and I would love to fuck you if you are willing. As I sat and relaxed and took a few more sips from my champagne Gray joined me and kissed at the nape of my neck sending me reeling into ecstasy from his touch, as I had tucked my now flaccid cock back into my panties again I was soon straining at the hem as my girly cock started to get hard again and as Gray noticed he started to massage me through my panties. As he did I lent into his lap letting my hair rest against his belly as I once again took his cock into my wet mouth and began to suck him gently at first and then building up depth and speed as I went and soon Gray was laid back against the back of the sofa and obviously enjoying my mouth and tongue wrapped round his prick. As he began to get rock hard he pulled me round so he could slide a fat finger into my butt again but this time I was more relaxed for him as he began to finger fuck my willing anus, soon as he felt I was ready he said come on Lisa I think you need my nice stiff prick up you don't you. Raising my head from his now dribbling cock I lent in and kissed him so he could taste his own pre cum and I stood myself up to get my clutch bag and my lube and condoms. Without any issue I broke open the blister pack of lube and passed it to Gray and said can you apply that for me, he took it form me and said I want to fuck you on my desk Lisa if that's good for you. I said I would love to and as I tottered across the office on my stiletto heels and laid myself onto his desk he wandered over to me and lifted my legs and pulled off my panties. As soon as my panties were discarded he once again dropped to his knees and sunk his obviously experienced tongue deep into my tight anus first running his tongue round my butt then probing my tight hole with a finger and his tongue making me squirm but this time in pleasure and as I lay back begging him to fuck me he stood up and lent over me and kissed me hard on the lips. As he broke our kiss he said you are beautiful Lisa and now im going to make you a proper woman and fill you up with my meaty cock, not paying enough attention he emptied the lube over my anus and gently massaged it into my waiting arse pussy and without a seconds hesitation he rubbed his thick bell end across my anus sending shivers up my spine, now I wanted him in me as I laid back and said go on then boss fuck your dirty little secretary and as my words finished I felt his thick bell end splitting me open as he pushed deep inside me. At first it hurt like hell I had never had a cock so fat inside me but as soon as he got another couple of inches inside me I managed to relax and let the lube and my anal juices get to work as he started to slowly slide more and more of his monster cock deep into my willing butt, as he reached his balls he left his cock deep all the way in me before he started to slide in and out gently making me purr with pleasure as his member emptied my butt before filling it up again as his balls met my bum. As I relaxed more and more he began to build up speed and as I felt him drive his meaty cock into me it pushed me further back onto the desk taking my breath as his full balls slapped against my now being well fucked anus, he felt so good inside me driving inch after inch deep into my butt driving me into a massive anal orgasm which in turn made my muscles grab at his cock sending him into a massive groaning orgasm as I realised he hadn't put on a condom as I felt his cum flooding my butt time and time again as he emptied his balls completely before he pulled out of me. As he did I just laid back on his desk for a moment completely fucked and filled with a strangers cum and as I managed to regain my state of mind I slid off the end of the desk and asked do you have a bathroom up here Gray, he was still getting over his orgasm himself and panted out through the door over there pointing across the office. Knowing I was full of his spunk I grabbed my bag and headed to the toilet as quick as possible and managed to make it before I dribbled spunk all down my expensive stockings and all over Gray's office carpet and managed to push out the majority of Gray's load he had deposited deep inside my now not so tight butt. The Appointment Managing to get myself cleaned up I wiggled back into Gray's office on my stilettos even though my legs felt like jelly after having them over Grahams shoulders the whole time as he was filling my butt with his thick cock, as he sat watching me wander back over to him he had picked up my panties for me and handed me them as he patted the seat along side him. Carefully I sat down by his side and got dressed again then as soon as I was ready Gray said to me that was one of the best fucks I have ever had Lisa thank you babe you are wonderful. Not feeling so wonderful I said to him I was gagging for cock tonight and glad of a nice cock in my butt so thank you Gray, leaning over he kissed me gently then said what do I owe you Lisa and I worked out that we had spent just over 2 hours together and told him the fee but he said to me that's not enough and handed me another 50 pounds for putting me through what he had done and apologised if he had hurt me at all but I said no problem just remember next time you want a sexy Tgirl escort to look me up and with that he stood and said can I call you a taxi or something. Thinking back Matt had given me his number and fishing his card out from my bag I passed it to Gray and said phone the mobile number please he is my regular driver, his name is Matt he will come and pick me up im sure. And sure enough Gray arranged for Matt to come get me and as soon as I made it outside I got into the front of the taxi cab for the first time and kissed Matt gently on the cheek again and with that he took me home and got his date but that's for another story. The Appointment Miss Potter sat in the reception area of a posh law office, perched on the edge of a leather wingback chair with her legs crossed, one foot swinging in anticipation of her appointment. She did not know exactly why she was here; she only knew that her Sir had requested that she arrive at this address at exactly two o'clock. He had also dressed her for this appointment, selecting for her an intoxicatingly tight waist cincher with black suspenders clipped to a pair of a pair of black silk stockings featuring a seam up the back. He had paired the corselet with a very sheer black silk bra that gave her no support, instead the material clung to the shape of her breasts, clearly outlining her hardened nipples. The bra had a clip at the front, nestled between her cleavage. He had instructed her to wear a dress she had bought in Barcelona earlier that year. It was a very fitted black dress with one long gold zipper down the back, so that it could be removed with ease. He had told her that under no circumstances should she wear panties. Miss Potter slipped a small compact from her purse as she awaited being called into the inner office. She checked her makeup to ensure that it was perfect; her lips were painted a deep red and her skin was smooth and white, her eyes accentuated with a black liquid liner and black mascara. A natural flush colored her cheeks as she adjusted the waves of her dark hair. "Miss Potter?" the reception called from behind her walnut desk. "Mr. Smith will see you now." Miss Potter rose, slightly unsteady in her black leather pumps as she crossed the thick cream carpet to the heavy oak door of Mr. Smith's office. The receptionist opened the door for her and after Miss Potter entered, closed it behind her with a click. Miss Potter stood in the large office, facing a commanding desk illuminated by the bright sunlight that streamed in from the floor to ceiling windows that made up the wall behind it. The man sitting at the desk said nothing as he watched her. He was older, with dark hair that was graying at the temples. He was dressed immaculately in a charcoal gray suit, light gray oxford and a deep blue tie. She shifted underneath his gaze, wanting to drop to her knees as he exuded the same air of power as her Master. "Come closer, I want to see you and touch you," Mr. Smith finally said. He invited her to the edge of her desk and she continued to face the window as he moved back in his chair, reaching out with one hand to stroke her calf and tug on the hem of her dress. "You look lovely, just as I requested you," Mr. Smith said quietly. "I am going to enjoy you." In one quick motion Mr. Smith stood up and spun Miss Potter around so that she was pressed against his desk, her arms out to support her as she now faced the doorway to the office. Her eyes were closed as Mr. Smith caressed her ass through her dress and he whispered in her ear, "Open your eyes, Miss. There is someone here that wants to see you." Miss Potter opened her dark eyes and they quickly focused on the man sitting on the leather loveseat against the far wall of the office. Her pulse quickened as she took in the familiar sight of her Sir, also dressed in a suit and tie, his dark beard not hiding the smile on his face. He spoke, his voice low and commanding as always, "Miss, I am going to watch you be taken by this man. I want you to serve him with the same enthusiasm that you have when you serve me. No matter what though, you will not cum. If you have an orgasm you will punished, right here in this very room. Do you understand, Miss?" Miss nodded her head, suddenly aware of the wetness between her legs. She trembled in the arms of Mr. Smith and he held her up by pinning her even more tightly against the desk. Mr. Smith gave a small groan as he pulled the zipper of her dress down, slowly revealing her creamy skin. He removed her dress completely and set it on the side of his desk before sitting back down in his chair. "Miss, spread your legs for me and lean forward on my desk," Mr. Smith commanded. Miss complied, her bare ass exposed as he rubbed his hands up and down her legs, straightening the seams of her stocking and adjusting her garters. "You are quite wet, aren't you?" Mr. Smith asked, slipping one hand between her legs. "Do you like being like this? Spread out on my desk like a cum slut while your Master watches you? Do you want to have my cock inside of you, you dirty slut? Do you?" He smacked her ass then with his palm and Miss fell forward on his desk, moaning, "Yes, I love being here like this, I want you to fuck my tight pussy with your cock while my Master watches me, please, Sir, please touch me." Mr. Smith pulled Miss down onto his lap so that she still faced her Sir. She could feel his hard on as it throbbed against her leg and she ground her wet pussy against his thigh. He held her by her hips and let her writhe against him for just a moment before stopping her. "Hmm, my dirty little Miss likes the way I feel against her Master's pussy, doesn't she?" Miss nodded and let her head tip back against Mr. Smith's shoulder. His hands caressed her, moving up from her waist to grab her breasts, teasing her nipples through the thin fabric. She moaned under his touch, "Yes, Sir, you feel so good to me." As the words came from Miss's mouth Mr. Smith gripped her by her hair, pulling her head even further back. "Oh, Miss, I think I have heard enough talking from you. I am going to gag that slutty mouth of yours while I fuck you. Do you like the sound of that, slut?" Miss nodded, almost imperceptibly as Mr. Smith reached into his drawer for a ball gag which he deftly slipped on her. "Slut, you look so good wearing that. Look over at your Master. Make eye contact with him while I fuck you. Do you understand, cum slut?" Miss nodded again, looking over at her Master as the spit and drool began to pool around the ball gag. Mr. Smith pushed Miss off of him for just a second as he pulled his cock from his pants. Miss was so wet that she slipped easily onto his cock as he pulled her back down onto his lap. He used one hand to finger her clit and he used the other hand to undo the clasp of her bra. Her breasts bounced prettily as Mr. Smith drove his cock inside of her. He kept it buried inside of her for a moment and allowed Miss to feel the way it throbbed inside of her. Miss moaned through her ball gag as she watched her Master pull his cock from his pants and slowly stroke himself. At that moment Mr. Smith withdrew his cock from her soaking wet pussy, leaving her gaping before slamming it back into her. As he thrust back into her Miss couldn't help herself; the sudden action caused her to have a massive orgasm and she gushed all over his cock. "Oh no you didn't, you dirty fucking slut." Mr. Smith growled at her. He pushed her off of his lap and smacked her ass, hard. "You are getting punished for that, slut. Don't you know how to obey?" He laughed as he pushed her to her knees in the middle of the large office. "I am going to enjoy teaching you a lesson, Miss." With that he secured her hands behind her back and forced her face down to the carpet so that her ass was exposed. "Do you want to join me in punishing your slut, Mr. Weiss?" Mr. Smith asked as he positioned himself behind Miss. Miss heard her Master give his consent and rise from his seat. He walked across the room and watched for a while as Mr. Smith smacked her ass with the palm of his hand. Miss moaned and cried on the floor, gagging and drooling. Her Master chose that moment to lift Miss back to her knees. He removed the ball gag from her mouth and gently wiped the tears from her eyes. He spoke in his low voice, "Miss, you should not have disobeyed me. Do you understand that?" She nodded, still crying, Sir took her chin in his hand and landed a hard smack on her cheek. "Say yes or no, Miss," he said. She whispered her answer before he smacked her again. "We are both going to take turns fucking your throat now, Miss. When we are ready we are going to cum all over your face. Do you understand?" Miss whispered hoarsely, "Yes." Sir thrust his cock into her mouth then as Mr. Smith watched, stroking his own hard prick as Miss choked on Sir. Sir gripped her hair and forced himself completely down her throat. "Look at me, look at me while I dominate you, my slut." Miss raised her eyes to meet her Master's and as she did so he pulled his cock from her mouth and began cumming all over her face. "That's right slut, take my cum. You like that, don't you?" He pressed his cockhead against her cheek, smearing his thick cum into her skin. As Sir finished Mr. Smith took his place in front of Miss. Her hands were still secured behind her back and her face was covered in cum as she sucked Mr. Smith's cock. She made a pretty picture and it wasn't long before Mr. Smith gushed all over her face as well. Miss stayed perfectly still on her knees as the cum dried on her face and the two men fixed themselves drinks. After they had finished their whiskeys Sir helped Miss to her feet. He undid the restraints and whispered in her ear, "You did very well, Miss. Even though you disobeyed me you took your punishment very well. Do you feel like you learned your lesson?" Miss nodded and allowed Sir to help dress her before leading her from the office. The Appointment I thank my friends Sue, Angel and PapaGus for their assistance in preparing this the first of four new short tales for posting. A word of advanced warning on this one, I have visited this particular scenario before. This short has appeared elsewhere on the Web under the title "Encounter" ©2010. * I had to admit that she was pretty! Much prettier than I'd expected her to be actually; considering whom she was married to, that is. She must have instantly seen the red rose in my lapel as she entered the hotel bar, and came directly over to perch herself on the stool beside me. "Hi, been waiting long?" she asked, with a confident smile. "Er, well, a few minutes," I replied. I didn't want her to think I was too... er, eager. She ordered a large scotch on the rocks from the barman, who'd come over as she'd been climbing onto the tall stool. I paid for it! "You don't have to," she'd said. "I wouldn't feel right if I didn't," I replied. Then we both sat in silence for what seemed to me to be a very long time. "Well are we going to do this or not?" she eventually asked. "Y-yeah, whenever you're ready," I replied nervously. I'd never done anything like this before and the fact that I was a novice, must have been showing. Knocking her scotch back like an old soldier, she slid off the barstool and took hold of my arm, then gently guided me from the bar out into the hotel foyer. I must admit that I felt somewhat proud, that I had such a beautiful stranger hanging onto my arm in a public place. Look, I ain't no god's gift to the females of this planet and I'm the first to admit it; mind you, I ain't no Quasimodo neither. Crossing the expanse to the lifts, I noted that she seemed to momentarily lose her balance, then, inexplicably, she all-but collapsed against the lift wall as the doors closed. "Are you alright?" I asked. "A little too much Dutch courage, I think. I should have made that last one something that doesn't have a kick behind it." "You're pissed, aren't you?" "You could say that! Double pissed really, from the alcohol I've consumed today, and pissed-off with what that arsehole has been doing for the last six months." "Six months?" I mused to myself, had I been completely blind? We were out of the lift by then, and making our way along the corridor to the specific room we'd pre-booked. "I'm not so sure that this is a very good idea, if you're not fully in command of your faculties." I said as I put the card into the slot on the hotel room door. "Shit, Donald. If I was fully in command of my faculties, I wouldn't bloody-well be here. I'd be out at the house loading one of his damned shotguns ready for the bastard to arrive home again. I've only got through these last few weeks by staying drunk most of the time." Then she staggered across the room and collapsed in a heap on the bed. I had some difficulty equating the woman who'd so confidently walked into the hotel bar just a short time before, with the inert figure lying on the bed. Honestly, I'd never seen anyone go from apparently stone cold sober, to completely legless in such a short period of time. "Are you going to do me now?" she slurred, as I swung her legs up onto the bed to make her comfortable. "Oh yeah!" I thought to myself, "Screwing non-compos mentis females is my favourite parlour trick!" Once I was sure she was completely out for the count; I made a couple of minor adjustments to her clothing to ensure that she'd be comfortable during the night; then gently rolled her into the recovery position for safety's sake. Then, taking a soft drink from the mini bar, I settled myself into the one comfy chair in the room to watch over her, and wait. I wasn't sure which would come first, the woman recovering consciousness, or my wife and her lover exiting the room on the opposite side of the corridor. To tell you the truth I wasn't at all sure that I wanted to be there any more anyway. But I was kind of trapped in that hotel room whether I liked the idea or not. I daren't leave the woman because she might well vomit and choke to death. I had no idea how much, or what she'd consumed earlier in the evening, and I'd been the last person seen with her. Consequently all eyes would be on me, if anything untoward happened to her. And yet, I wasn't sure how I was going to handle the confrontation with my wife -- and her lover -- in such a public place as a hotel, on my own. The hours passed slowly with only a faint snoring rising, now and again, from the inert figure lying on the bed, but with not a sound coming from the room opposite; I'd propped the door open so I could see and hear. More than the odd other occasional hotel guest, looked-in on us through the open door, as they made their way to and from their own rooms; confusion clearly discernable on their faces. Around seven-thirty in the morning, the woman made strange noise. When I looked, she was sitting up on the bed, staring back at me. Then she looked down at her somewhat dishevelled clothing. "You... we didn't; did we?" she asked reaching down and touching her hip. I do believe to make sure that her knickers were still there. "No, but I did loosen a button or two on the top of your dress and remove your shoes. It's not my habit to molest comatose females." I replied with a smile. Then I noted that she wriggled her shoulders slightly. "Sorry, I forgot. I slipped the catch on your bra as well. One handed, it's a trick I learnt in my youth. I thought it would be more comfortable for you." "Neat trick, you'll have to demonstrate it to me again sometime when I'm... well, when I know what's going on around me. Have our lovers left yet?" "You haven't heard any fireworks have you?" "Well, I was so far gone that there could have been a bloody earthquake and I probably wouldn't have noticed!" "Tell me, what was the point in all this? Why invite me here last night to join you in getting our own back on them, and then getting so pie-eyed that you wouldn't have remembered it anyway?" "I don't know really. As I told you on the telephone, I've known what my husband's been doing with your wife for months now, but I never had the courage to confront him. I suppose I thought that if I offered to let you bed me, then we could... I don't know, not only get our own back, but confront our cheating spouses together. "My problem was that I had to rely on Dutch courage. I suppose I'm lucky that you aren't a weirdo. The condition I was in last night, you could have done anything to me you wished." "In my experience, Dorothy, that is your name, isn't it?" She nodded. "Well sex, or preferably making love, is far more enjoyable if both parties are compos mentis during the engagement." "Engagement?" she exclaimed, "You make it sound like a war!" "Not so much a war, Dorothy. But a major engagement that needs to be entered into with all the commitment one would use in warfare." "Christ, what did I miss out on last night?" "I'm not sure, maybe we can find out after we've ditched those two cheating buggers over the corridor." "I'll not only take you up on that offer, but I promise that I'll be sober next time. Now bugger, I'd better get cleaned up, or they will think we have been at it all night as well." She slid off the bed and after locating her handbag, disappeared into the en suite. I distinctly heard the lock click home after she closed the door. It was almost nine o'clock before the door across the corridor opened and my wife backed slowly out of the room opposite, giggling, and with her lips tightly engaged on her lover's. The flash of my camera very quickly got their attention. "What the fuck?" My wife's lover shouted, but then he spotted Dorothy standing there beside me snapping away with her camera as well. "Dorothy, what are you doing here? Look, this isn't what it looks like!" I wasn't really listening to what he said after that; I was somewhat confused by Lydia's reaction to seeing me standing there. After an expression of shock had come over her face, she'd kinda slowly melted down onto the floor and then curled up in the foetal position, crying silently. I really wasn't expecting her to do that; I'd been all geared-up for one hell of a ding-dong. No one could ever describe Lydia as the type to try to roll up into a ball and try to pretend that she wasn't there. You know, all I could think to say was, "Don't bother coming home, Lydia!" Then I turned and walked away towards the lifts. It was only when the lift door closed that I realised that Dorothy was in there with me. "Breakfast would be nice!" she said, with an odd smile on her face when we reached the ground floor. "Sure, why not? Not much to dash home to now, is there?" I found myself replying. Dorothy took a firm grip on my arm and then we headed for the hotel dinning room together. =================================== Lydia didn't come home that day. Or any other day when I was around! Oh, she did go to the house the following day, all right! While I was at work, she not only cleared-out all her personal stuff; but anything else of value in the place that wasn't bolted down, as well. Some items of which actually belonged to our landlord. Oh my, did Lydia look sick, when the judge divided our assets right down the middle. The flat had been rented, which meant there was no equity there, and where the hell she'd disposed of all the valuables, I have no idea. But I'm pretty sure she must have only got about "ten cents on the dollar on them" as our American friends say. It took Lydia months to come up with my share of the cash. And she only did then, after the Beak threatened Lydia with some serious jail time. Oh and of course she had to pay the landlord for his stuff as well. Dorothy and I did end up in bed together, eventually; but only after both of our divorces had been finalised. To be perfectly honest with you, I suppose we really should have thanked our respective first spouses. Because, without them, Dorothy and I would probably never have found each other. Oh yeah, we share the same bed every night, nowadays! Hey, that's something else we should thank her first husband for. The bugger paid for the house we're living in together, to this day. Yeah, marriage is on the cards, eventually. But for the moment, we're enjoying really getting to know each other. No, we bought a nice new bed! What the hell kind of a bloke do you take me for? Life goes on.