0 comments/ 11655 views/ 0 favorites Mysterious Notes of Patti By: stoneypoint My family and I went to one of our favorite Mexican restaurants and it was there that everything started becoming bizarre. Why I was picked, if you want to call it that, I don't know. This is a tale that's weird and unbelievable. While waiting for dinner, I stepped away from our table and went outside for a cigarette. It was Indian Summer in late October and nobody was around except for passing traffic. Upon lighting up my smoke, she walked out and appeared to do the same, but actually only sucked on a straw. She was a pretty but a chunky girl with all the right attributes that I would love to have in a woman if I was to date her. I used my imagination a bit when deciding if I actually liked her. She wasn't a girl by any stretch as she had to be around 30 I guess. "Nice evening for a walk up the strip here isn't it umm Dan" guessing or actually knowing my name, hitting it dead on. She smiled and everything from her shoulders up sparkled bright and that gaze went right through me. "Yep, I'd love any man's hand right now so we could walk romantically up through town. Doesn't that sound nice to you?" I didn't know if she was speaking generically or directly to me, but she did use my first name and how the heck she knew it was beyond me. "It is Dan right, you just look like a Dan to me" and she smiled on and on. The woman's hair was a mid-length wavier cut and pulled back nicely into a pony tail. It complimented her hazel eyes. Her soft tanned cheeks were not over done. In other words she didn't over due it at a tanning spa or anywhere else. She was about my wife's height at 5' 7" and no signs of too much extra weight other then her full breasts; after further review I looked past her waist line and she was Queen's version of a Fat Bottom Girl. Oh yeah, she was totally a Fat Bottom Girl. Overall that fat bottom meshed right along with thick smooth thighs a guy would find on a young 20 to 25 year old. "Umm well, I think something like that would be nice too" Replying to her unsolicited comment. "I suppose if I wasn't married I'd take you up on the offer since then I'd be free to do that now wouldn't I?" She looked at me in a friendly manner smiling and nodding her head yes. "I like you Dan; so here come in on Tuesday at lunch and here's a coupon for you. I hope to see you. Sorry I can't stay and talk as work calls, doesn't it. Nice getting to know you though." She didn't know anything about me I thought. I put it in my wallet underneath all my 10's and 1's I keep so no one would see it. Tuesday I came in at 12:15 and sat at a small table up front by the windows of the restaurant. The woman comes up dressed in the standard attire. A black shirt with the Mexican restaurant's logo and that day her black shorts helped me become very fond of her. I watched her work as she walked back and forth up the isle. She was more delicious each time she passed by. Then she came and waited on me. "Hiii Daniel I am so happy you came into today. What is your pleasure Danny? Anything you want, anything whatsoever, it is yours Danny boy" she said as if hitting on me and putting herself out there for, well you know, putting herself out there. "I do hope lunch is perfect today, sometimes a cook isn't up to par and lunch can be a little below average, but even then it's good. Here, as she scooted right up next to me like my girlfriend might, let's go over some of the better lunch items on the menu." Oh my god she turned me on instantly the way she scooted up like a new girlfriend cuddles with you. She smelled pleasant wearing some body spray and it was irresistible too. I accidentally turned my head to take a whiff. "Ohh you do like it too huh, thank you for noticing. A girl loves to be noticed for that. Mmm and you do that all the time to me." But she referred back to her perfume saying "girls like being noticed for many things other then just that Dan. I know this outfit doesn't do me justice but what do you think?" Feeling a little more relaxed at her outgoing friendly personality and not even knowing her name for that matter I said "Such as what; I think you're fine the way you are umm I'm sorry I don't know your name." "Ohhh geez where are my manners? I'm Patrice and you're probably wondering how I figured out your name. Tell you what I'll let you in on a secret soon enough. It's an uncanny one, but I'll tell you in good time. Don't worry it's nothing frightening. Did you want to look over the menu and then order and have a cigarette?" She was winning me over quickly. I went outside and smoked while waiting for lunch. She came from around the corner after freshening up. "Isn't it just another beautiful day Danny? It's another one of those days isn't it? After lunch, care to take one of those strolls with me?" I looked into her eyes and thought I'm the one who usually wants to hit on the girl and know I won't get anywhere at all. "Patrice it's a great day for one of those walks. I wish I could take one right now too with a pretty girl like you." "Maybe that can happen Dan. Wouldn't it be splendid if we could do that?" Okay I felt as if I was in a dream. I felt as if it was a fairy tale of some sort. She's not real and this isn't real I began to believe. She smiled at me with her sexy wavy curly hair pulled back in a pony tail and hazel eyes melting me. "Your lunch is ready, better suck that down, and go sit down. I'm on lunch so I'll join you while you eat okay?" She and I talked about general things as she led the conversation. We really didn't get to know one another personally. She talked and talked about normal things in life that she liked and brought me my bill at the end. Finally she said "This has been great. Being able to sit and talk with you especially, it has been a perfect day for me. I hope you felt that way. Oh by the way, you don't have to tip me this time, alright Daniel?" I wondered why I wouldn't. I did anyways. I went up to her as she was cleaning glasses behind the bar and said goodbye and thanks for lunch. "My pleasure honey" which struck me odd because not once had she called me honey while I was there. She always addressed me as Dan, Daniel, Danny, or Danny boy. Why the honey all of a sudden? "Oh hey by the way Danny boy, oh I'm sorry, Daniel I mean I'll see you soon okay? I mean it I'll see you soon and have a great week. Miss me." I waved and walked out. Miss me, what did she mean? Umm I thought she's getting too cutsie for me. In Butanes, a small rural town south of me, I stopped in a service station to fill up and pick up a few things. It was in the urban area of the rural town. I walked in and it was quiet. Nobody else was there. Just after I walked in Musak began playing Queen's 'Fat Bottom Girls' and I stopped dead in my tracks for a second and thought "What a coincidence huh?" "Hi" said a female's voice from a distance as I was looking for something to drink and getting ready to hit the head. "Great song isn't it. I just love it, don't you?" Not seeing the nice girl who said it I spoke up and replied "Oh yeah it is an awesome song." I went in and took a piss, washed my hands, and went back to get a drink; I went to pay and buy cigarettes too. "Patrice, what are you doing working here" I asked surprisingly. "Hi Daniel ohh isn't this a wonderful day seeing a nice friendly face like yours here. And it is Patricia. I know, yes I know you thought I was Patrice but it's actually Patricia. I like Patrice, but I really go by Patricia." Her hair was styled the same and her hazel eyes sparkled like gems and I could smell that same body spray she wore at the restaurant. "Are you still at the Mexican place?" She told me yes but loved working here too. "That's a busy schedule you keep don't you think" I asked. "Oh sure but I love it. What brings you down this way, business or pleasure. I bet it just so happens to be pleasure or you probably wish it was now right Daniel?" The look of pleasure upon her face turned me on momentarily although I didn't let it show. Instinctively I said "business" and asked for my smokes and as she went to get them she bent over displaying a large round shapely and incredibly beautiful ass. She was wearing jeans but she looked great in them. It was the nicest view of the day. Standing back up and turning around a smile was on her face. "It's been scenic today I bet hasn't it? Isn't it a beautiful looking day? I mean what you see when you just look at certain things?" I thought "Does she know or does she read my mind or something?" From out of the blue when I paid she said something that utterly threw me for a loop. Looking right at me and confident as hell Patricia or Patrice said the most outlandish thing in the world. "Don't you wish you could go back home and get in the shower and masturbate and cum on your shower walls? I mean today's one of those days Danny boy that haunts me, so to speak, in a way saying, orgasm, orgasm Patricia. Oh an orgasm would feel so incredible at this very moment. I wish I could do it, don't you wish you could too?" Any normal feelings went haywire. My body short circuited. I was floored. I couldn't respond normally. I don't know if my jaw dropped but I know one thing for sure and that is I had an instant boner inside my slacks and I thought "What the fuck should I do now? "What are you talking about" I replied without thinking. Since I didn't know her well enough and I was out of town sort of, I still gave her the benefit of the doubt and added "Yeah any day is a good day for that." I forgot myself. I was talking to an almost complete stranger. Where did that come from I wondered. "Ohh I'm sorry I though after you saw me the other day that you went home and tried masturbating in the shower but you couldn't so I assumed if I said what I just said that it would be added motivation to help you get off in the shower. Don't you wanna cum after trying to masturbate Daniel?" I blushed and was embarrassed. Yeah I had some problem getting off that day but how in the fuck did she or could she even remotely know? I was at a loss for words. She probably could tell. "It is okay. I understand Dan. I really understand and if I was able or capable of helping you out with it, ohhh Daniel I'd be in there with you in a heartbeat. I would there with you in a second. I simply get wet in a moments notice just thinking about your poor limp penis and not being able to get hard and ejaculate. I know how you feel and think and that pains me Danny, it really, really does." "Are you crazy Patricia? There isn't a woman, including my own wife who would openly come out and share stuff like you just did." I looked at her with confused surprise and added "there isn't a soul who would openly discuss masturbation with a guy regardless if there was anyone around or not. My wife and I, even though we umm get extremely intimate, don't even talk about that stuff. There isn't a woman in the world that does it." "Oh yes there are Daniel, you simply haven't met any, until me, who will do that. I'm special Daniel and you haven't discovered that yet. I'm very special and you'll come to appreciate how special I am very soon in fact. Ohh I'm looking forward to this relationship. But I'm going to warn you of one thing. Don't expect more then what there is. That is all I'm telling you. "Danny I want you to have the most extraordinary day. Will you think about me tonight or tomorrow when you step in your shower? Good luck Danny boy?" I didn't walk out of the service station. She went about her business stocking things through out the store and looking back at me smiling with her angelic hazel eyes and succulent fat bottom and oversized luscious legs. Was it time to go home and jack off or refocus and get back to finishing up my calls. I didn't say goodbye, I only waved and smiled at her, and she waved, smiled, and winked at me and that made my day. She made my day. Who the hell was this unusual woman? Where did she come from and how did she ever know my name to begin with. More then that how the hell would she know about my problems masturbating lately? That night after making several bad presentations on cold calls, I went home and saw my wife. I gave her a big hello and an even bigger kiss on her lips. I told her how much I actually loved her, which was probably a bad idea because she may have interpreted that as an open opportunity to get it on with me. I went out to the garage and worked on the mower fine tuning it and the snow blower as well. I got all oily and needed to wash my hands. To top it off I went under my wife's car, justifying getting in the shower, and enabling me to do what I craved doing all day. I walked in and dinner wouldn't be ready for about 15 minutes or so. I looked scummy and my wife insisted I get a shower. "Yippee" I thought as I felt my cock boiling over with expectant excitement. I told her I'll just wash my hands but she insisted that wouldn't be good enough. I knew it and almost verbally thanked her but instead went up to her and kissed her cheek. "Have I told you I love you today? When the boys lay down why don't you and I snuggle on the couch and watch that one show?" She kissed me back and said maybe. I hopped up the stairs, undressed, and got in the shower. Lathering up, I rubbed shampoo over my chest, teasing my soft nipples and lumpy chest imagining it was Patricia, aka Patrice in with me and doing me the honor. Her hands quickly poured more shampoo on me and swiftly cupped my balls and limp penis, caressing and coaxing me hopefully into that preferable hardened state. No deal as I wasn't able to get hard whatsoever. I pictured her naked and I pictured my hands on her breasts, simulating my hands on my soft smaller lumps called a chest but as I said, no deal. I couldn't get hard for the life of me. I felt let down and big time too. "Like what the heck is up, I asked myself also thinking this isn't normal." A sexy plus size woman, as is my wife even, and I can't even fantasize in the absolutely perfect place that I usually like getting off at when I'm by myself! It seemed unreal but it was a reality, so I rinsed off, stepped out, grabbed a towel, and began to dry myself off. I was only in a little over 5 minutes. According to my wonderful wife, dinner would be in five minutes. Standing in front of my mirror and looking at my unspent cock and lumpier medium sized frame, I wasn't proud and more to the point I was disappointed to say the least. Then I saw something really odd. There was an envelope seated underneath the tissue box next to the sink. I pulled it out and opened it up. It wasn't addressed to anyone. It was for me though and it was an anonymous note. What I read blew my mind. "I did myself for you, so at least you could return the favor for me and graciously do yourself for me. Hugs and licks all over Danny." I really wanted to believe it was from my wife but it was typed and she would never have done that. And for the woman, whoever it was and assuming it was a woman, to say that made me feel conscientious as hell but the mystery of it all motivated me to want to get back in my shower because I suspected however way she did it, Patricia somehow was watching over me. She masturbated, orgasmed, and somehow left me a note letting me know I was in her thoughts. How that worked I didn't have a clue but I turned the shower back on, got back in, and jacked off hard but all of a sudden I heard my wife's footsteps so I had to cut it short and I didn't come close to getting an erection like I needed. I rinsed off and got out. Standing naked in front of her the lovely wonder looked down at my penis and looked up at me and smiled and thankfully too. But she happened to see the note which was opened and facing up, from who I believed was Patricia. "What does this mean after quickly reading her note? Who is this from Dan? What does she mean by return the favor and graciously and all, and hugs and licks?" "Umm I don't' have a clue to be honest. I honestly don't know. I was in the shower and I happened to recall seeing something under the Kleenex box after stepping in and I got out and opened it up. It is the god's honest truth. I don't know where it came from or who it's from. I actually thought you typed it but you never would have ever done it that way. So I don't know." "Bullshit Daniel, some woman you know that you've met has the hots for you and is masturbating because of you and she wants you to know it, so she typed this note, and is trying to get you to jack off in the shower and fantasize about her. Aren't I right Daniel?" "Umm no, you're not honey" as I dried off and headed out to the bedroom to put on clothes for the remainder of the night. "I don't know how that thing got there. I just happened to see it where I said it was and became curious." "So when I got out of the shower...and that was actually a little white lie in itself...and opened it; when I read it I wondered why you would typed it but knew it wasn't you who typed it. I couldn't figure out how it got there, I really could not. I have no way of proving that I'm innocent in this; honey I don't." Looking me straight in the eye, she searched for the truth and seemed to believe me. I looked innocent in all of it except that I was going to get in the shower and actually jack off in the shower. I was going to get back in at the bequest of Patricia's note; both attempts had been unsuccessful. "Dinner is ready so finish getting dressed and come down" she said abruptly. "Don't dawdle and don't be doing anything worthless like playing with it in the mirror. That's what spouses are for aren't they?" She didn't smile and she kept walking down the steps. I felt guilty somewhat and dinner strangely enough was quiet. I thought about Patricia and running into her or somehow getting to know her at the weirdest places. I wanted to know her better then I've gotten to know her so far. Sitting with my wife that night we watched some program which was boring. I waited for her to take the lead romantically but there was no lead. She didn't make a move. I did but she presented a cold air front. It moved in quickly and I felt the frigid woman's attitude just inside her cold air front so I got up, grabbed a blanket, put it around myself, and offered the other half to her. Still I had no luck with the loving wife that evening. "What's going on honey, why the cold shoulder tonight? Whatever it is I don't think it's fair. Want to talk about whatever it is?" "No I do not!" That pretty much put me in my place. I tried again, but no luck. Then I got up to go the bathroom. I said I'd be back in a few minutes as I had...issues. While in there I pulled out an older sports magazine. An envelope dropped out of it. "What the fuck" I thought. It was exactly like the one in the bathroom. Typed inside the card it simply read "Pull her jeans off, then her panties, tell her you love her with all your heart, and do her with your 'muffin dance.' She'll love you forever. She'll have a great orgasm. Go on Danny boy, I know you; I know you can do this because you are one of the best at it." Whoever it was, the person who typed the mysterious note was right. I was always able to eat out a woman and make that woman orgasm like there was no tomorrow. It was a gift. It really was. I'm not bragging either. Hopefully doing it would get me horny and hard. Hopefully that is. After completing my business in the bathroom, I scrubbed up good, pulled out the reserve package of mints, and chewed one down. Then I drank a glass of water, and went on to complete my specialty. It was 9:45 and nobody stirred except us. I walked up to my wife, got down on my knees, and said honey this is for you, and you don't even have to say please. Mysterious Notes of Patti "Uh what, what are you doing? Oh no, umm I don't want that, at least not tonight. Don't Dan, please don't, please Dan" but she didn't resist or mind getting it. She didn't mind it at all because she opened up, stretched apart, and let me unzip her jeans. Lifting up her ass, I slid them underneath and down, removing them totally. I took off her panties and ate her out using the same technique I always used while she orgasmed big time! Strangely enough, she never once woke anyone up in the house. It was a nice, romantic, and erotic moment for the two of us. Muffing my wife was a perfect ending to what was building up to be a volatile evening due to the note she saw. The next morning we happened to cuddle in bed. I loved cuddling with her while she played with my soft penis. Not getting me excited and stiff, her fingers and fingernails felt extra special along my soft limp shaft and under my sack as well. I kissed her, hopped up and got a shower, without jacking off, and headed off to work. In my car, on my seat was a typed note from my anonymous friend. This is what was typed, "Ohh your shaft, although limp this morning felt great in me Danny. It felt incredible and today because of you I feel fulfilled. I feel so sexually gratified because of how your limpness felt and what you did to me last night I never realized what a master you really are. The experience I had feeling you inside my pussy. The way you eat out a woman, ohhh Danny, Danny you are the master! I want you over and over again, and anyways I can get it from you!" "Like who is this woman? Where and what is she? This is unreal. How does a person know these things or see these things? How could she know? Who the fucking heck are you Patricia" I screamed out as I pulled out of the driveway and drove to work. But I was hard and horny due to that note knowing what she typed. I was actually turned on so I steered with one hand while I stroked with the other. I accidentally went through a red light and knew I would go through it but thought I could make it too. Instantly I was pulled over by a cop. The policeman walked up and asked for all the usual info. I looked at the woman, similar in many traits to Patricia with her hazel eyes and curly hair she even had smile similar to Patricia's although she wasn't smiling. The uniform she wore stressed great bosoms. I'm sure, since I was horny and hard, she wore a bra hoisting them up and making her feel more attractive and she was for that matter. I don't know why I said it but I felt compelled to tell her anyways as she took down my info. Before she headed back to her cruiser I said "That's a nice looking uniform officer. You look umm perfectly suited in it." She looked up at me straight faced and asked me "Was that a come on sir? I don't take too lightly to men hitting on me while I'm on the job. For that matter sir, you are married so doesn't that warrant what you want to say to a woman? And I'm also married so in no way am I going to be interested in you. Sir, step out of the car please and stand at the end here." I did as she requested and felt bad for what I said but as I mentioned I didn't know what compelled me to say it to her. I only liked how she looked in her uniform. She was very attractive and looked similar to Patrice or Patricia. I wished it was her but better yet I'm glad it wasn't. Coming back to the car she asked me to spread my legs for a search. She searched me for something but I don't know what it was she was looking for; unfortunately I was still hard and she felt my hard cock. "Huh, what is this? Umm what is up with that sir? I mean why or what has put you in, how do I say it, in this state sir? Do you know there is a warrant out for you? There's a report out which suspects you of stealing. Were you aware of this? I'm checking for weapons to make sure you are clean. However, you aren't completely clean from the feel of it sir." She kept a straight face throughout the search. The police officer patted me down going inside my thighs and too close for comfort as she checked my groin area feeling my semi-hard cock. Then after double checking during her search, she looked at me with a smirk on her face and she felt compelled to pat me there again, and again. "Mam, officer, you will not find anything there" referring to the fact that I don't or didn't carry any weapons. "Oh but there is a weapon you're carrying sir, it may not be deadly, but it is a weapon and I may have to confiscate it." At that point I knew she was toying with me. Now I didn't know how to handle the facetious comment which I'm sure she was being and why she was being unprofessional I didn't know why either but I began to enjoy her charade somewhat so I played along. "Set up a time in which you'd like to confiscate it, I'll stop by, and let you have a closer look at it officer. I'm sure you'll find it completely in order and I might even be able to return the favor in other ways. You tell me what works for you." "Are you being sarcastic with me sir? What game are you playing with me? What are you trying to tell me? That you are willing to meet me somewhere personally and have sex with me?" "Ohh no, no officer, umm I am a happily married man and although you are a very attractive woman no doubt I wouldn't suggest such a thing ever. Oh god no way would I do that, uh uhh, no way mam no way!" "Well that's good; that is very good. You do not seem like the type to not be a law abiding citizen so I am going to let you go for now, but I will be in touch to let you know how things go with this alleged accusation. Here is my number, at the station mind you, however, if I am not there and you have any knowledge of this alleged crime I'd love for you to call me on my cell and we can get together and discuss it further. One last thing, keep that so-called weapon intact while driving because it can be trouble and you don't want to be pulled over for something useless like this. Although I don't really consider all this useless because I know or I suspect that you aren't our alleged perpetrator. Here is something for you to look at too and have a great day sir." I took the large envelope from the police woman. I wondered what that was all about. It seemed like a lot of unnecessary bullshit that held me up from getting to work and getting important shit done. Nevertheless, there were two smaller envelopes in the large envelope. One was a DVD and the other was simply and envelope with a note in it. "Oh fuck, another note from her" I asked myself. "What is going on? How is this all happening and why is it all happening?" "Danny, Danny she loved feeling your hard cock, well your semi-hard cock, but that's okay. It really is okay because a cock is a cock and a girl is a girl and when the two come together good things happen. It's like a great ice cream dessert or wonderfully baked bread with all the right ingredients, isn't it Danny?" Underneath that she added "Let me tell you my sister wants you and she doesn't even know it yet." "She'll go home tonight despite all her duties, go upstairs, take a bath with the door locked, and fantasize about you and her. She's incredible when it comes to her imagination. She loves masturbating and fantasizing about men she runs into during her workday, but lately they haven't been as bountiful. Your going to make her feel that way again. Good for you Danny, good for you. And it didn't hurt at all that you were horny and hard either. Good for you Daniel. That even turns me on too. Hugs and licks." That hugs and licks part made me horny all the way in and even after I walked into the building I could still feel my hard cock bumping around between my legs and sneaking outside of my underwear where it wanted to really roam around at. But I began talking to one of the guys and then my secretary and finally I was called into the boss's office. "Dan how's it going these days" he asked. That sounded ominous. Before I answered him he told me there were some changes in progress. "The executive offices have promoted me and brought in some new person as marketing director. I like her. She's a great person, I think, and she seems laid back, easy going, but has great direction. I don't know her background but since you are top dog, other then me, you get first crack at her as far as meeting with her, discussing goals, future plans of this department, and other facets of our department. Since you know what I know, I'm leaving it all up to you to assimilate the woman into this. Believe me when I say she's great because she is just that. In fact she's a doll. She's kind of pretty, but not my kind of woman not that it has anything to do with her position. That's just between you and I, alright?" I told him alright and asked a few other questions but never asked her name. "She'll see you when you are ready. Her office is around the corner. It's Herb's old office." That was supposed to be mine. It was tucked in the back away from everyone and nobody ever went back to it that's why it was so coveted. I headed back to it. The door was almost closed. I knocked on it. She stood up as I heard footsteps, walked up to the door and who did I see but Patricia or Patrice with her hair pulled back and her smiling sparkling eyes looking at me as if she just received a boat load of Christmas presents. "Well hello Daniel, this is such a great pleasure. Please call me Patti, alright. I know, I know, you've got a million questions and I don't know if I'm going to have a million answers for you however we have to work out the details of our working relationship if this adventure of yours or ours is going to continue." "Are you mystified, confused, befuddled, and whatever else you would like to slip in there for now? Oh Danny, Danny it's all okay because soon I'm going to let you in on how all this works. Not yet because you are actually loving the suspense of it all. How I know everything that goes on almost just irks the living heck out of you doesn't it? "Yeah it does and who you are and what you are, I guess, has me blown away for one. How you can simply slip in and out of my ongoing life like you do has thrown me off and maybe that's not even a good description of how I feel. I don't know." "You do know one thing Daniel." "What's that" I asked. "That everything that has happened involving you and I has turned out interesting and extremely fun so far and nothing bad has come from it, aren't I correct?" Thinking for a few moments, my eyes swiveled about as my brain processed the last few days and I knew she was right but I was reviewing everything to see if she was wrong at all. She was not wrong and she never was wrong. "Are you a normal, typical human being Patti or are you some paranormal? Are you an alien for that matter? I mean I know that sounds too bizarre to believe, but one never knows do they?" "Nope Danny boy one never knows do they. But I am a normal home grown woman who loves a man just like anyone else loves a man. I am like so many women before me and I have the exact same desires and the exact same functioning parts and I have needs, cravings, and want what so many other women and men want all the time, especially men Danny, especially men." "I love what you've given to your wife. I love what you gave to all of your past girlfriends, and I absolutely love what women want to think they could have because of you." "What do you mean by that" I asked her. "What I mean is that you are the quintessential man a woman looks for and you didn't even know that. I, well I can not explain it here. I am going to show you what I mean, but Danny, I have searched and searched the world over for you, and I discovered one way to give you and me what we personally want in life with out ruining our lives at the same time." "As for work, for now you are my right hand man. You run the show while I take care of everything else upstairs. You report to me. When we are off duty, we don't speak or deal with work but I want to know one thing. I have to know one thing before all this goes further. Can you handle this arrangement?" "To be simply honest with you Patti, I don't want this arrangement and I will quit my job. No disrespect towards you. I have come to like you and respect you in ways I can't explain. I want that relationship to continue on as it was and if we work together that can not be. There is a secret part of me which adores you for some odd reason and there is another part of me that wants to know you, well I want to get to know you, umm more personally, if you understand my drift. Whether or not that happens, it remains to be seen. In the mean time, this is all very crazy but I love the way it has progressed. The mystery of it and how notes turn up out of nowhere; I can't figure it out but I will and when I do, you and I will be more then just friends I think." "Patti, you have me intrigued to no end and you are so attractive to me and you make me horny sometimes too and all those things make me feel incredible." "How's a guy to deal with that and work with you too? We can't have some lurid sexual relationship and work with one another at the same time. You don't want that anyways and I know it." "You are right Daniel. I will accept your resignation tomorrow. Come here and lets hug." When she and I hugged something happened. Something almost spiritual like occurred but I am unable to explain what it was. I felt enlightened I suppose but I didn't see anything in my enlightenment. I felt something and I knew what it was but I didn't know initially what to do with those feelings other then I wanted to make love. I wanted to have sex. Who would have sex with me? Women just don't crawl out of the woodwork and come up to a guy, unless you are 20 to 25 and single, then you've got something going on sexually. Me, I am 37 and just an average Joe. I'm not bad looking but I'm far from hawt. My body doesn't attract many women however my wife was and is attracted to me so that is where I was headed for. I was in the mood for love and sex and hopefully she was too. Ironically, she already was preparing the house for an intimate day with me. She called my office looking for me. She hadn't called my cell yet and when I walked in she wasn't even ready for my being there. Laying out all my belongings on the table, two envelopes fell and on them each of our names were typed, not written. "What the hell" I asked myself out loud. My wife came in the kitchen in the finest piece of lingerie I had ever seen her in. For a plus size woman, she looked dramatically sexier then anything Playboy, Victoria Secrets or any other sexy catalogue or web site could have produced. She made me fall in love with her all over again and lust for her even more. "What did you mean when you said that asked my wife; what's going on honey why did you bring that home? What are those and why are they addressed to us?" I didn't know how to answer her because I didn't know where they came from and what to expect inside. "Well first let me say you look too beautiful and too sexy for words. What's up with you? Not that I'm complaining because if you are feeling the way I've felt all the way home, then I am more then game to make love to you. I'm assuming you want to make love to me right?" "Umm no Harold the big 350 pound dude up the street was coming over and he was telling me he was a god amongst gods as far a sex was concerned so I told him I'd dress this way as long as he wore some ripped undersized t-shirt and skanky shorts with stains on them and I'd fuck his brains out honey. But since you are home, you can watch me fuck him, okay? Ohh, I'm so looking forward to this." I roared out laughing and then she did too as we kissed and hugged fervently. She swamped me with her hands as they strolled all along my back and up into my hair as her fingers twirled throughout it. I thought "Whoa is she turned on or what? What got her in the mood I wonder? Damn she feels just like Patti did when I hugged her. Damn she's secreting those same I don't know what they are but it's turning me on big time. Wow why do I feel like I'm in an erotic vacuum? Oh wow, shit what is going on? She's driving me wild for some reason. She and I have never been like this before, damn!" "Oh my god what was that dear" she exclaimed as we pulled away. You made me hornier then I ever have been." She had the same erotic feelings. "Oh my God Dan how did you do that? My tits are going crazy and my body's exploding with something I've never felt before as if I'm a much younger woman! It's like I'm in college and I'm seeking out that ultimate fuck? But I want it from you and I know I'm going to get the ultimate fuck out of you too! The energy I feel, the sexual power I'm getting is incredible. Am I imagining things?" "Oh hell honey I thought it was you? I can't explain it but I think I know why but right now I just can't really explain it. But I feel that same explosive sexual energy coming from you and I'm afraid almost if you and I make love that something crazy is going to happen. Something beyond our wildest dreams is going to take place and what it is I have no idea but my cock is crazy for you and your twat honey. I want in your cunt and I want it badly baby! Speaking much louder then normal my wife kept pleading for my cock. "God my cunt wants your dick too honey. I can't get over how badly I want your rod. Are you hard because I'm soaking wet. Honey, take your clothes off please!" Then our doorbell rang but we didn't answer it. It rang again but still we didn't answer it. Then whoever it was knocked hard on the door. We still didn't answer it. Whoever that person was ran behind the house and peeked inside a window and saw the two of us attempting to begin making love. It was not Harold of course. It was Patti but why was Patti there? Why was she looking inside our window? I discovered that she wanted to know if we read our notes. My wife didn't see her; I did. I saw her mouth something and I began to understand her. She was saying "Read the notes first. Read the notes first! Don't have sex yet." She was nodding her head no while saying what she said and almost pleading with me to not have sex without reading the notes first. I didn't understand why she was saying it and for that matter I did not understand why she was even there. In one moment I'm in her office resigning and a little while later she's outside my window pleading with me and eventually my wife also to not have sex without reading the notes. "Who the hell is that Dan? What is that woman doing out there? It is as if she knows you. Are you cheating on me" was her first inclination. "No honey no it is the woman I told you who wrote that one note to me that one time you saw it after I got out of the shower." I looked towards the window and all I saw was an arrow pointing sideways. I followed the direction in which it was pointed. My wife followed me. We just began getting intimate and kissing each other, when Patti showed up outside our window, mouthing words, and pleading with me or us. Our double doors guided us to our back patio where there was an even larger envelope taped to the deck outside. Patti was gone and nowhere to be found. "Who is this woman Dan" my wife asks sternly. Standing smack dab in the opening of the double doors which were open wide, anybody behind us could have seen her in the lingerie she adorned for me alone. "Does she have the hots for you Dan? Is she bad news? Is she stalking you or us or what?" "Honey she isn't stalking us or me or I don't think she wants a direct affair with me, but in all honesty I don't know what it is that she wants specifically. I don't know specifically who she is or what she's all about." Mysterious Notes of Patti "All I can say is this is a long story as far as she's concerned, however I don't know the whole story yet in order to tell you what it is either. I know it doesn't make any sense." "Well open the envelope. What is in it?" "Another envelope addressed to you only not me." "Well let me open it then." She took the smaller envelope from me and then opened it and there was another envelope. "It says your name on it and says for you to open only." "Huh what the heck is going on? Why is she or has she been so mysterious?" "You tell me, my wife adds, and we will both know won't we? I kind of think this is fun." "Fun, I asked her, you think this is fun? I wish it was but it sort of scares me a little because I don't know why or what she's up to. I don't understand who or what she is or how she does what she does and she said" but I didn't finish the rest of my sentence. My wife caught on that I stopped short of finishing what I was going to say. "What were you going to say? What were you leading up to that she was going to tell you something or another?" "Nothing, nothing honey, like I said it is a long story; it's a complicated one and I don't know how to begin it at all." I opened the slightly smaller envelope which was the last envelope to open. It was addressed to both of us. "Do you want to open this" I asked her. She told me to open it. I happened to turn it over and on the back it instructed me to have my wife open it. "Please have your wife read this" and not you. It amused her and she said "Since she said please on it I'll open it." We closed the doors and walked back into the kitchen momentarily. I grabbed the other two small envelopes that showed up out of nowhere which she pleaded for us to read first. Inside the last envelope were two small letters in a pamphlet format. They looked like they had been professionally printed and prepared for each of us. She gave me one and I was about to open it up and browse through it but on the outside page it told me not to open yet. My wife's pamphlet said open to the inside cover. It instructed her and me to sit down in our swivel chairs in the living room but get completely naked first. We did as we were instructed. It then instructed her to be the first one to respond to the first question out loud so that I would hear her answer. The question was "What is it about your husband's chest that you do not necessarily like?" "Huh what kind of question is that" she asked out loud. But underneath something else was written. "He doesn't realize it but you've always felt this way so tell him the truth out loud. If you do not, unfortunately I have no control of this but you will be cursed and the way you will be cursed unfortunately will soon be let known to both of you." "Does that make sense to you honey" she asked me. I told her it didn't. My wife paused for several seconds, looking down, then around, and finally at me and said "Truthfully Dan, I like your body for the most part, especially your chest, but in all honesty I've always wished that you were a little larger and lumpier so I could enjoy something more. I always wished, although I didn't want you much bigger then you are that you had a larger, lumpier, and plumper chest." She was oddly more relaxed after saying that to me and relieved as well and she told me how she felt too. "Wow I can't believe how I feel now that I told you that. I feel great. Oh sorry sweetheart I know it sounds odd and most women aren't like me in that way. Most women in fact want their men to have that sound muscular chest, but I've never felt that way about you or any man. You are very handsome and even though you aren't built with a fit and muscular body that is really a part of why I actually love you. The other reason is because you are wonderful and a totally loving person. I love you for you and for you to have a large lumpy upper body well that only adds to how special you are to me." She giggled, choosing her words carefully. "Whoa I had no idea. I guess you have to like them because nobody that I know, well I wouldn't figure too many women desire my unmanly looking chest would they?" "Ohh do not be too sure about that Dan. There are thousands and thousands of women, and that's underestimating I'm sure who would love to be in my position. I am a lucky woman. I truly am." I happened to get turned on by her comment and my dick started tingling and I was a little aroused as it stiffened. I reached for it naturally to adjust it and my wife said "I'm so happy I can say one or two little things that will make you horny still." She happened to look at her pamphlet and it said "It is now your husbands turn." "It said it is your turn sweetheart. Go ahead and read the inside cover of your pamphlet." "If your wife could have any cosmetic work done to herself and you had your choice, what would it be? You must answer truthfully and you must say so out loud to her." "Well that's a fair and good question" I replied. I looked at my wife and smiled and happened to look over at that window and that sign with the arrow disappeared which threw me off for a moment. "I love your hair and I've always loved it but it isn't cosmetic surgery is it" and I laughed. "I think that if there was something I'd change it would be your ass. It is proportionately too small in comparison to your body. Along with it are your awesome thin thighs. I love them but I'd have you, oddly enough, be a little larger so you, in my eyes, would be perfectly proportionate in your build." "What the" she started to say and she stood up putting her naked frame on display. You want my ass to be larger? God its hard enough getting looks by other men" but she shut her mouth realizing what she just said. Catching on to what she said I remarked, "I don't care if other guys look at you. That doesn't bother me at all honey. It says to me you are beautiful and sexy. Guys don't always look at girls because of a pretty face or their tits or even simply their ass. It can be a multitude of things." "Yeah don't get me wrong guys love looking at women's tits. Normally it's the god's honest truth. But a guy will look at a woman and see many things by simply looking at her face. Guys want to believe the woman is interested in them and that's why they check you out. But they love, adore or appreciate or all of the above about a woman because she is woman." Both of us broke into laughter and my wife leaned over to kiss me. Her tits dangled and I wanted to cop a feel quickly but she sat back down as her tits relaxed against her body. "I wanted to have sex right at that moment but at the very bottom of the first page it said there was to be no sex until the pamphlet and notes were read and completed. Then it said that all involved would get a just reward and it would be a very triumphant reward at that. So we went to the next page. "God your penis looks inviting but I'm scared to even touch it yet." "Well I wanna suck your tits and I don't wanna do something that's going to jeopardize us either honey." Looking at the following page the first sentence read exactly the same for both of us by pointing out "Good, good I am so thrilled neither of you has attempted to have sex with one another. I know it is a huge temptation but you will be elated and hornier then hell by the very end." We both became horny. She began rubbing her pussy and my cock went hard at once watching her. She wanted it in her pussy and I wanted to put it in her pussy too. Simultaneously we shared our feelings and we both said "Ohhh god!" We looked at one another. We were like two people who didn't know each other but knew exactly what it was we craved and we didn't care if didn't know one another, we still would have fucked. The feelings were overwhelming, but I looked at the next question on that next page. It all continued coincidentally enough to be stranger. "This is good. I feel incredible just as you two do. My pussy is longing for cock too. Isn't this a wonderful feeling? A pussy needing a cock, needing a man and especially a man like Dan and even more special is his cock right?" My wife moaned, no she screeched almost desiring for vaginal attention. She wanted to finger her cunt or have me finger it. She wanted her vibrator which she didn't know I knew she actually had three different ones. She would have let even a woman do her though she isn't into bisexual encounters. Later that night she told me many things as did I to her. But alas, we didn't do anything to subdue our physical emotions. The erotic, sexual explosions rushed all over and she dripped as my cock pulsated for ejaculation. I knew the look in her face, and the longing was as familiar to me as she and I were always in touch with our inner emotions. That's why our marriage had been great because our sex life made so many other parts of our lives fall into place. The next question read like this. "Dan, tell her who it is you have craved so much so that you want to have sex with besides her. Tell her who the woman is that you would almost give your life savings and ruin your marriage for." "Huh what the heck, I, there uhhh I don't desire anyone like that." Underneath that last question was a follow up remark. "Yes she is the object of many of your desires actually." My wife didn't even say a word. She read hers and stood up to think. She was worried. Her question was the same and she had to answer hers truthfully. In reality, my wife's mom was a fantasy of mine and somehow I'd dream of her adoring me and meeting me at area resorts allowing her to give me repeated blow jobs and then I'd cum all over her, especially in her face, hair and mouth. She would love to swallow cum for me. What was worse is she flirted with me in reality. She would come on to me all the time but I blew her off as playful and not serious advances. However I knew deep, deep down something was up but didn't realize that she was actually attracted to me until 10 months ago. She sent me a birthday card and in it was a message that somehow I decoded telling me to visit a website. That website featured her and her alone with a video saying she wanted me and she would explain how if I called her. I never did out of fear of being caught. I couldn't tell my wife this. I couldn't let this come out. Underneath the last remark another comment was made. "If you do not let her know you will never get a blowjob ever again in life." "Like that isn't fair" I remarked redundantly. "What isn't fair" asked my wife, "what wouldn't be fair?" "Oh my god all of this is not fair. It is completely unfair." "What is your fantasy?" She wanted to know what it was but she had her own issues too. "Umm ohh god honey, uhhh I can't explain it. I mean you know I masturbate right?" She said she knew and didn't express feelings one way or another. "Well I've had fantasies about a particular woman but not as often as you might think." "Okay, I have to" but she paused a moment and had a worried look on her face, "I have to tell you mine and I don't want to because it is horribly incriminating and you will forever hate my guts." "I don't think so because when I tell you mine you're going to blow your top." She told me we had to tell each other what they were. I proceeded to tell her mine, but I prefaced it all by explaining why and how it happened before I told her who and what. After she heard mine, she sat stunned. She was more and more upset as she sat reflecting on my fantasy or her mom's fantasy. Either way it was both her mom's and my fantasy. "Is that what you are doing in the shower? You are jacking off and imagining that my moms sucking off your cock or she's jacking it off or you are fucking her? Is that what you do in there? I thought it was just any old female you found attractive and you did it out of pure generic pleasure! My fucking god Dan, I can't believe you wanna fuck a 53 year old woman. A 53 year old woman, my mom, your mother, come on that is sick Dan! It is completely sick!" "No honey it is not. Your mom is a good-looking woman. She is actually in great physical shape. She's prettier then pretty for a woman her age. She could pass for a woman 10 years younger and although she was very young, when you were born, even though she's 53, she's virile as hell I bet!" It became a shouting match as I grossed out my wife. Yes I was attracted to her mom but never did I ever have any physical relations with her although I have imagined having sex with her and I imagined since it was me she'd put out good and hard knowing she was attracted to me so the sex would be great for sure. That was my fantasy. My wife stormed out of the room and went to the bathroom. Still naked, I was cold, so I put a blanket on me. I looked at my pamphlet and the next sentence read that I had to go to my mothers house, romance her, and have sex with her. I would not get a blow job from her unless I completed the pamphlet. Did I want a blowjob, hell yes I did. You can be assured of it that I wanted my mother to willingly give me a great blowjob but I'd never tell my wife, and she'd never find out if I could help it. I put down the pamphlet and closed my eyes. I waited for my wife to come and sit back down. She was quiet after going to the bathroom and floored me with what she said. "Okay, I want you to have sex with my mom. I want you to make sure because I know for a fact she's lonely and needs a man lately. I'd trust you more then anyone else to please her the way she wants to be sexually pleased and I want her to be pleased." "So please go and give her the greatest sex in the world just like you give to me, only better that if possible. Is that understood? I want you to romance her then have great, wonderful, pleasurable sex with my mom!" "What the hell? Are you kidding me? How can I do something like that knowing you have given me your blessing as if I am not doing it on the sly? How could I do it knowing you know? Something of that nature is done without a wife knowing, so how can I do it now and have awesome sex and pleasurable fun like that?" She winked at me and smiled too which threw me off. "I am not going to say a word ever about this to anyone including her or you ever again. Never will I ever honey say a word to anyone! This is what you've wanted. Go do it without any inhibitions whatsoever, is that clear baby?" Wow when my wife calls me baby, and it isn't often, she really, really means it. She cares a lot for me and it also means she wants what I want! She meant business and I wasn't sure what to say but I said okay; I didn't say it with a lot of confidence in my voice, but I would somehow. I just wasn't too excited at that point. At the very bottom of the page of my pamphlet the last sentence read "Good for you Danny boy, good for you. You are going to love what her mom does to you and for you. She's going to be outstanding and blow your mind away actually." Then I got horny after reading that and I got a hard on. My wife wasn't horny and wondered why I was turned on. "So what is your fantasy she knows about and wants you to tell me honey?" She sat back and relaxed as she spread herself apart. I could look directly into her pussy and eat her out in a heartbeat, which if everyone remembers is my specialty as I'm reminded by her and Patti. "Well this will blow your mind too honey. It really will so I suppose I'm guilty but I've felt strongly about this for some reason and I've wanted to do this badly. I don't know if he knows it but it is complicated." Her deal was that over the course of the last two years, my brother and I have become much closer. She and my brother's wife have even become closer. My nephew T. J. has had some problems with his grades. It is an ongoing class in which he is a borderline student in. My wife is a genius when it comes to Physics; the class he takes. She knows it inside and out. Rather then hire a tutor and pay the expensive costs she offered out of the goodness of he heart, to do it free. My sister and brother leaped at the chance. T. J. started coming to her 2 years ago almost. She tutored him as his grades went up almost right away. After a year and half, the two became close. He'd talk to my wife about everything. They talk about life in general, sports, and of course girls and understanding them and how and why they behave. He began showing her a little more affection which she blew off at first. She was cool, nice, even pretty looking as far as he was concerned. He wanted somehow to show how much she meant to him. He'd give her small gifts. He sent her flowers and that is when she knew he was seriously attracted to her. This past summer he turned 18. We went and celebrated his birthday with him. He had a separate party with his friends but one weekend, only family was invited. For a while we all sat around my brother's pool until game came on the TV. My wife was being hit on by T. J. and I didn't know it. She caught onto the signals and let him do what he was doing because she had no intention of following up with anything with him. As often as he could, T. J. would brush up against her starting with her arm several times and excusing himself. She didn't know at that point it was intentional but then he'd accidentally bump her in the back here or there when nobody was around. Finally he turned around, knowing she was right behind him and knowing no one could see him do it and he bumped into her tits lightly. Then she knew for sure he was more then a little fond of her. He did it several times. He copped a feel with his arms and even his hands finally. She let it all slide but when she was in the garage and although in a one piece suit, he walked in, walked up to her when she bent over looking into the fridge, he actually squeezed her ass. She jumped up thinking it was me but possibly suspected it could be him too. He smiled hoping she understood his attraction to her. Mind you there is a sizable age difference and anything she would say could ruin his ego and dampen his feelings for her. He loved her figure and my wife has an awesome body too for a plus size woman; T. J. found her attractive and wanted to be physically close to her. He wanted her to know it despite what might happen. She told him his feelings were misguided in so many words. She tried being gentle and delicate with her words. But he was horny and he likes my wife. He told her straight up she was pretty and he liked her breasts. He told her in the privacy of the garage he wanted to touch them. He told her he craved having sex with her and he'd do anything and stressed anything to have sex with her. He would do everything for her that she asked of him and if she would have sex with him, he would try and please her. He wanted her to show him how a real woman makes love. She let him reach up and lightly caress her tits although he only touched her bathing suit. Then he threw her for a loop and he caressed her stomach and said to her he wanted to go further down but couldn't because he was scared she'd get real mad. She told him she understood and it would be okay this one time to feel her down there. His cock got hard she said. He got hornier then he ever felt before because of her. She excited him big time. She told him as his 18th birthday present she would have sex with him but it hasn't happened and ever since then, even though he touched her in all those places, she has craved having sex with T. J. Me, I never ever knew any of this. When she actually told me that she's craved having sex with my nephew, I was as dumbfounded and floored as she was about me and her mother. I said yes without hesitating that she should invite him to spend a day with her and have sex. Mysterious Notes of Patti When I told her that, something strange occurred. The phone rang and it was my mother. My wife had gone to the bathroom again just before it rang so I answered it. I told her we were busy but I told her she and I had to meet for lunch and I'd call her back. I told her that she'll love why I want to have lunch but again I said I'd call her back. My wife asked who it was and I told her it was a solicitor. I didn't want to go up that avenue. She was weird when she came back and probably at the idea she was going to sex up her nephew. I didn't know what to think but then they weren't blood relatives so I guessed I'm gonna do her mom so why can't she do my nephew? All's fair in love and war. The last pages existed and there was what I thought only one question on the second to last page. I asked my wife if hers looked that way too and she said yes. We read our questions. "Who am I" is all it asked. I wondered if the question meant me or the person who was asking the question. I looked at it again. There just so happened to be a question underneath in parenthesis that was typed in a lighter tone. "Who am I do you think and not who are you? I know who you two are and what you are and what you want but who do you think I am?" "Where the hell did that question come from" my wife asked. My wife never swears; she was completely upset and increasingly frustrated with the charade. It was weird hearing her respond that way. She never swears. Neither she nor even I knew that answer. You might think I'd know by now but I really didn't. I sat back and my wife sat forward wondering what or who the woman was that somehow wrote the mysterious questions which appeared sometimes in the pamphlet even after we looked at a page. One second there was one or two questions and the very next moment there were three or four remarks or questions. What gives we wondered or where did all of the questions come from. They appeared on the page out of nowhere. Still thinking and completely silent, we were interrupted and didn't know what to do. The doorbell rang, and rang again. We didn't scramble for our clothes either. We were too surprised at all of the events that weekday afternoon. Who would be calling on us in the middle of the afternoon and on a weekday except maybe a close friend or family member? But neither she nor I felt any compulsion to put on even underwear and she stood at the end of the hallway as I went and answered the front door naked as a jaybird. I didn't see the face of who was at the front door but my wife did and said "Oh god is that the woman who knows you?" Before opening our door I turned and looked at my wife who still stood naked and somehow looked even more angelic at the far end of the hallway. Why she appeared more beautiful then ever at that exact moment, I had no clue. "Wow sweetheart, I said, right now at this exact moment you look sexier then ever to me. You look incredible standing back there naked, do you realize it?" Then I heard a knock on the outside storm door. I couldn't put on any clothes so I simply opened up our door and she looked me over, smiling as beautiful as ever approving of my appearance, so I welcomed her inside. She and I hugged as if old friends who hadn't seen one another in years. "Hi how are you" she said to my wife. It is so nice to meet you finally after all this time. I'm Patrice or Patti, but it doesn't matter what you call me as long as it's a nice name" smiling warmly and walking down the hall to give her a hug too. "You have the loveliest figure dear, you really do. He is such a lucky man to have a beautiful wife and woman like you. How could a man desire anyone else other then you? Mmmm what a scrumptious figure you have." Not knowing how to respond my wife smiled and said thanks then I introduced them officially. "Oh I've known her name from day one" said Patti. Let's all sit down may we because I've got a little story to tell all of you and somehow I believe both of you and all of us will love it." Oddly we offered her a seat and as a nice host I offered her something to drink and she accepted. Still naked, I went into our kitchen and she told my wife that she thought I had the best ass in town. Then from the kitchen I heard roaring laughter from the two of them which I thought was a little out of character for Patti because she was always even keeled. She never overreacted towards anything in that manner. Bringing back a glass of water I asked "Now, now what's all the laughing about? I'm sure it was at my expense." "Oh sure my wife said but it was all complimentary, okay. Don't worry it was because we both agreed on something." I wanted to believe it was the size of my cock which was smaller then I'd like it to be but it couldn't be true because I'm a typical white male and I have typical white males physical traits, which for the most part means it's going to be smaller then I'd like. Knowing what I was thinking somehow Patti said "No dear we were referring or I was mostly to your nicely shaped ass. Sorry that I wasn't referring to your dangling bait." Then the two women seemed to share in the laughter at my short penis. "Like what the heck's up with you two? That is not fair and you both know it. Life is what it is right, so no fair criticizing what you can't have. Hands off alright? I'm sorry I'm not built like all those dudes ya see online who have huge hogs for cocks somehow. That isn't fair ladies." "But you have a gift my wife said that most men do not possess and" but Patti chimed in and finished my wife's sentence. "That's right Daniel you do have a gift. It is the same gift you'll present when you have sex with your mother. You will give her the ultimate pleasure when you use it." Her remark quieted my wife. She really didn't want to know about my escapade with her mom. On the other hand Patti turned and looked at her and said "You dear, well you are one of the greatest sex partners a husband could ever have this side of the Mississippi River actually and I bet you didn't even know it. That's the reason your marriage is so awesome." "Your nephew T. J. who loves you because he admires you and he also admires plus size or chubbier girls secretly is going to find out just how incredible you are once you to have sex together here. I bet that thought will turn you on for days and once he comes and spends that day with you, you're going to show him a day he will never, ever forget." "One other thing too, you are the one who's going to find him his life partner, his wife, his lover and he won't even realize it nor will you, but you will be the one who does actually. Isn't all this so exciting?" "Umm yeah and no Patti, I don't know but I'll tell you what I feel and that is that this is all too strange to be true or real." "We should put our clothes on, my wife said. Aren't you chilly dear" she asked me. "Yeah I am" and I stood up and went to get our clothes. "Oh no wait, everyone will be warm in a second" said Patti and she stood up, took off her clothes and her majestic looking figure stood before us which both of us ogled actually. To me she had a perfect mature figure with perfectly sized bosoms that were well rounded, full, and actually didn't droop too much. Her curves were perfect as any plus size woman's curves could be descending upon her gracefully parting hips. Her stomach was pudgy the way I love a tummy and showing no signs of stretch marks at all. My wife's didn't either but she had some; only hers were hidden too. Her ass was full and well rounded as any chubby woman's ass might be. To finish off, her thighs were sophisticated in that, if I may put it that way, hers were large, thick, shapely, and even more beautiful then I imagined they could be. "You have a beautiful figure" my wife told Patti. "All of a sudden it seems comfortable in here too doesn't it honey" looking at me referring to the house being warmer. "It is nice in here and it's a nice looking home too. When does everyone else get home? Pretty soon I suppose? Maybe we should spend time together earlier tomorrow since you and I aren't working any longer" said Patti. "What you aren't there any longer? What did you do, go, and quit today? Why, what, huh, umm what's going on? Why did you go and do that?" "I felt I wasn't the right person for the position. I felt you were more befitting of the job and I recommended you for it, but there are some provisions. I took over your boss's job and he is no longer with the company." "Wait a minute, this is all too strange. How'd all of this transpire so quickly?" "Just after you left my office, something too wild happened and it's something that happens all the time. It was something so uncontrollable and it happens all the time to me. It, well it is the reason I found you Danny boy. From that very first day at the restaurant, when you and I met, well it was the first day through a long so-called journey I've had trying to find you because you had been the source of what has been happening to me for ten years now or maybe a little longer. And what's been happening to me is uncontrollable." "What are you talking about" my wife asked. "I'll explain it all tomorrow, but I've got to get dressed and so do you because your family will be home in a few minuets and how are we all going to explain how we are? I mean we're all sitting around naked true?"