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Hot Ride

By: chipfu72



Sometimes I fill the tank jump in my star-ship and just drive. I'd open the ships computer grid map and circle in on the planet I wanted to visit. Then I'd home in on a local town and start my venture. I've been in some serious shit and I owe my self a little R&R. I sometimes let the computer set a course for me towards some planet like Jamedra or Thrae. It didn't matter where. The computer pointed, I just went until the tank ran on almost empty and filled it back up when I got there. Then I would live a little and head back to my ship and head back home. Planet Earth, what can I say about it. It's a cool place to raise a family and other shit but it's also located on the other side of the Milky Way and I'm not ready to settle down with some female telling me what to do. I don't even like to throw out garbage or anniversaries. I'm fine just the way I am, in space, my new home. I'm a fugitive and a wanted man in all parts of this galaxy. Up here in outer space is pretty quiet and you there aren't a lot of unwanted beings breathing down your neck. Out here can lead you to some pretty strange places and of course, some pretty strange people. Every once in a while I'd find myself a real hot one.

My ship took me to Gothos, the only planet to me that would put Earth women to shame. Even the plus size ones look good and are welcomed here with open arms. I stopped my ship at a local checking point along the planets main highway some where in Shembroada and my tank is now half-empty, so it was time to fill her up. I was tired and hungry so I headed for the local Inn on my refurbished jet-cycle. The Inn was only a few miles away and it would be a good while before this old tank of mine gets full. I parked my cycle and locked it up around the corner with the other stationed mopeds then I found my own way in to where the grub was. I sat at the long counter on a bar-stool that looked like it was made for King Kong and gestured my hand for the barkeeps' attention. 

"Boo namah fedt?" The barkeep said in his native tongue.

"Sorry, big guy. My Gothonean isn't that good. Can you repeat that in Common please?" I confessed as he handed me a menu and pointed me to the bars' nightly special. Common was the universal language all over the Milky Way and it was also In English. I chose the Sheeva Burger. Yum, a bit sweet, but it hit the spot. I'd just about finished my burger and was reaching for my drink when it spilled all over my lap. This pant is new. I had just picked them up back on Stellar Four and now it's all fucked up. I was in shock as well as pissed off as I looked up at the freaking idiot that did this to my new slacks.

She was fucking unbelievably cute and also humanoid.

"I am so, so sorry," she said running around the counter. She crouched down and wiped a napkin all over my lap.

"That's quite all right," I said, but she continued to clean up the mess. So, I repeated myself, "That's all right miss. I've seen worse happen."

"That is so kind of you sir."

"Please, call me Kipp. That's with two P's." I said, looking around the bar to see if anyone else took heed to what just happened. She stood up and I looked in her eyes and smiled my killer smile.

"As pretty a thing as you are how could I possibly be angry with you?" I said, getting a better look at her and she seemed to be a tad bit younger than her 34-30-36 body allowed her to be. May be it was the fumes at the checking point that made her look seventeen or eighteen. She could be one of the local working girls or maybe she's one of those Fem-bounties out to collect on my head. But I guess it was safe to say I got away with that compliment and I still have to keep my eye on her for any tricks. 

I took a breath, shook my head a bit and took another bite of my Sheeva burger. I got up and was about to hightail it out of there when she took hold to my arm. 'I'm a goner.' I told myself, 'I knew this bitch was a bounty.'

"Oh please, don't go. Not yet, I'm off duty and I really feel bad about your slacks. I would love to buy you another drink," she said, looking so pitifully cute with those big orange eyes of hers. So how could I refuse, so I took a seat to see what would happen next.

"You work here?" I had a shocked look on my face. "How old are you?" 

"Uh-huh, older than you think," She said softly and placed her over coat on her lap to reveal her nameplate. "I just started working here about three weeks ago. Need the money you know. I was just waiting for my week's pay when I spilled your drink. How is it?" 

"Cold and wet, but it could've been worse. I could've ordered the Venus Special and have you hard-boiled my nuts. I'll gladly accept that drink, Jamber." I said reading her nameplate. She smiled at me and took off. 

She was probably in her early twenties which good for me, considering I'm twenty-eight and she was also nicely plump. Not fat, like the Rocca women of these parts, but not that aerobic looking either. She was very healthy for a half-breed elph and her uniform clung tightly to her thick curvy body. I was still in shock to how her white uniform managed to cover her well-rounded ass. Her high cut black panties showed through and she definitely had my attention. I waited a few more minutes and she came strutting out clad in a denim blue skirt and a white shirt with purple flowers tied just below her full mounds for support. 

She was also sporting a long leathery black boots which gave her five foot figure an extra four inches and attitude. What a change. At this point I wanted to take her dancing to see how she moved on the dance floor.

"Say Jamber, I was thinking, why don't we grab that drink else where?" She just smiled, took my arms and told me to lead the way. We boarded my bike and I cranked up the tunes to get the party started. I even flirted with her a little for a few miles. Her legs were paralleled to mine against the bike, which gave me full view of her thick tanned legs.

We returned to my ship at the checking point. I swapped the jet-bike for my jet black Pathfinder 2000. I think she came in her panties when she saw my flashy ride.

"Wow. I never saw anything like it. Where did you get it?" She asked, admiring the sleek exterior and well tented windows.

"It's manufactured on Earth. Ever heard of it?"

"Well yeah, is that where you are from? Are you a human?" She said, amazed and began fanning herself.

"Yep. The one and only, but the galaxy is my home now. Maybe I'll take you there someday to visit."

"I was born here... never been to Earth or any other planet. I never have enough money to visit other worlds. Though, I have heard stories of humans not liking strangers on their planet and check everyone who flies too close to their atmosphere."

"Ha! You've been well educated, but I'm well known on Earth and you can pass for a Terran woman with no problem from where I'm sitting." I said, stopping at the light.

"You're too kind, Kipp, with two P's. It would be a pleasure." She said, tilting her head a bit and flashing me those big eyes of hers again. "And what about my eyes? Won't they notice them or do all Earth females have tangerine eyes?"

"No. But we do have contact lenses that change the color of ones eyes and the thrash groups on Earth all sport these lenses as a fashion statement or something. You'll do fine as you are." I smiled and sped off.

After a few more miles of driving and showing off the speed of my ride, she leaned forward and turned down the music a couple of decimals.

"You all dry now?" She asked.

"Almost..." I said looking down at her full breasts thinking all kinds of crazy dirty shit. 

"Maybe this will help," She offered, stroking my crotch. She then flashed me the sweetest smile and I sped the cruiser up to almost over the speed limit. We passed by the local erotic shop of the town, which only elevated my manhood. She also noticed that it was standing still and pointing straight up like my gearshift.

"We get a lot of assholes in that Inn and you are just so nice," she whispered, "and so damn good looking...for a plain human."

She kissed me on the cheek then lowered herself while her hands undid my zipper. My cock sprang through my fly and almost took her eye out. She let out a giggle and said the head was cute. Then she took the head of my baton to her lips and gave it a kiss. It was very warm to the touch. Jamber had very soft lips and after a few more kisses and tender licks, she took all seven and a half inches of my manhood into her mouth. 

Her very short blue skirt rode up and I got a good eye full of her sweet pantied ass. I floored the accelerator, which only made her chug my shaft harder. 'Shit!' I thought. 'This was no ordinary alien chick.' She had skills that would put your common porn star to shame. She was magnificent. 

I couldn't hold back any longer. I had to get my hands on something. So I reached inside her panties and squeezed those sweet cheeks of hers. She wrestled my pants down a little farther and untied my gun strap for better access. When she was through with removing my gun and throwing it in the back seat she cupped my balls while she continued to pull up and down with her lips and tongue. Then she paused.

"Turn right at the next pass." She murmured, and then went back to business. I saw it in the distance and shifted my cruiser into high gear. Gosh she was really pretty. What skill this half elph had. I guess she never had a dick like mine before. I turned down the road as she instructed and she pulled her head off of my cock and continued to pull and squeeze it with her delicate hands.

"My place is over there, by the two disposal unites," she said oddly with her fingers under her skirt and her breath became heavy.

"You mean to tell me you live in that little yellow shit can?" I asked, "How can you live in such a small mobile unit?"

"Do not make fun and it is not a little shit." She said with my balls still in her hand, "I get bye and just because I live this way does not mean I am homeless." She barked with bitterness in her voice. I quickly fixed my slacks and took her hand, leading her to the entrance of her mobile home. She opened the door and slammed the door behind us. We did a very tight squeeze towards the narrow neon pink door to her bedroom and I threw her on the bed. She looked lovely spread all about on the silk like blanket. I also took the time to view my surroundings and liked what I saw. 

The top wall over the bed was covered with reflective metal and the headboard of her bed was also matted with a mirror base. Every corner had a strong pole covered with gray and blue drapery 

She had her top off while I was admiring her pad and her panties were also gone. I stripped naked and pounced on the bed between her legs like a black leopard. Jamber stuck her wet fingers in her ever so hairy muff and fingered her semi-swollen clit with the other. I easily slid my cock inside her hot box and she helped by placing her legs over my shoulders.

Fuck, Jamber had a tight twat. With all the pumping I was doing caused a wonderful thing to happen. Her tits plopped off to the sides of her thighs that were pressed against her chest. Her nipples were like little stones. Watching her breasts move like that mad me feel something I haven't felt in a long time. I wanted to kiss her again and I didn't want to stop. I devoured her luscious lips and she traced my back with her long fingernails. 

I pushed one of her legs to the side and slid behind her. I gave her a good screw while pinching and kneading her soft melons. I loved her body. No muscles showed on her but she wasn't flabby either. Her skin was slick and jiggled in just the right places and the right way. It drove me crazy. I pressed my hips against her ass and ran my hands all over her body. Her hot muff ate every inch of my ramrod. She leaned her head sideways and we kissed some more and took turns sucking each other's nipples.

"Oh, Kipp! I think I'm going to burn up." She screamed with delight.

I quickly got off her because one should not mess with an alien chick when she says crazy shit like that. It may actually happen. I know. I've seen it happen before. I don't intend on having my beef cooked.

"No silly. It's just too hot in here." She said leaning over and handing me a remote control, "Press the green button; it should turn on the cooling system."

"No problem. Cool is what you want, then cool is what you'll get, sweet puss." I said as she shifted herself on to her belly. I began the cooling system and dimmed the lights down to make it bit cozier. Then I rolled over on top of her with her body pressed firmly against the mattress and her legs tight together. She was so kinky and willing, not to mention trusting... too trusting.

"Oh... my... fucking... god!!" I gasped and grabbed a head full of my own hair.

"Do you like that?" She asked, "Do you like it when I squeeze your balls between my thighs?"

"I love it, Jamber." I answered, pressing all my weight on her ass and pushing slowly to get it in as close as possible to her warm butt.

"Go ahead, Kipp. Slip it in," She said in a sexy yet forceful voice, "Do it to me nice and hard, I can take it. I'm a big girl."

Well she asked for it and she was already slippery in the area. So I pushed real hard to get as deep in her brown bud as I could. Her ass was real tight and hot. It felt great and I knew she loved it to; by the way she rolled her eyes to the back of her head.

She put her hands at her side and I lunged forward and pressed my chest tight to her back and licked her back. I took my hands and placed them over hers and she smiled with pleasure as we changed positions. We locked fingers and squeezed hands as I unloaded all my seed into her heavenly pussy. I guess it was her turn because her eyes began to glow a deep orange-red, like flames. She shook a little and tilted her head back like she was possessed and let out a load cry that shook the walls and bed. I got off of her to give her some air and we kissed again. She rested her head on my chest. 

"That was really nice, Kipp." She said stroking my semi-hard cum coated prick. I'm sure glad she spilled that drink on my lap. We kissed again and giggled some more and rolled Jamber onto her back.

I wanted to caress her smooth stomach and take a better look at her love button. I began to rub her stomach and gently kiss and suck on her right nipple.

"You still have a more to give me?" She gasped and fanned herself; "You sure have a lot of stamina."

"Why do you seem so surprised?" I asked and easily licked my way down to her bellybutton.

"I heard that Earth males couldn't last for more than two minutes and sometimes an hour or so."

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's the saying for weak men only, love."

"What is the difference? A human is a human, right?"

"True, but I'm no ordinary human. I'm a Black man. Black humans were born to handle such stressful conditions like sex and hard labor. We can tolerate the hot sun longer than the average white male can. They have to apply sun-blocking lotion to screen out the sun's harmful rays. Blacks are also much more endowed...as you can see." I explained with pride, and then flicked my tongue against her swollen clit, which made her legs twitch.

"Oh s-so I'm the lucky female then, huh Kipp?" She asked and arched her head back and wrapped her thick thighs around my head. "Oh my... K-Kipp. What a-are you d-doing to meee?" 

It wasn't long before she underwent spasms under my ferocious mouth. I ate that pussy like it was my last meal. I couldn't help myself; there was something about the way her muff tasted. I loved her thick hairy bush pressed against my face while she bucked and heaved like a possessed mare in heat.

After her second explosion, Jamber got up and walked out of the room. I loved the way her ass jiggled as she walked away. Independent buttocks and independent breasts. I loved it and I loved fucking the shit out of this woman. No other alien bitch ever made me feel this good. Not even the blue bitch on Stella Four who blew me for buying her slacks. I could still see her ass from where I was resting on the bed. I wanted to reach out and grab it because it was so deliciously inviting. She soon disappeared around the corner somewhere with in this little shit hole.

"Give me a second or two. I will be with you very shortly, Kipp with two P's." She laughed.

I heard the shower go on and minutes later I heard her fumble with a few things that sounded like large bladed weapons, then I wished I had my gun with me. How could I be so careless and trusting of this elph? She could be working with the N'Orrian bounties. I mean I am a wanted man in many parts of this high-tech world. No sooner had I regained my thoughts to get the hell out, she was before me. Jamber stood at the foot of the bed and slipped her skirt and a different top back on.

"Come on; let us get back on the road. There is something that I always wanted to do," She said swiftly. Who the fuck was I to argue with this hybrid sexpot. I got dressed and she handed me the keys to her mobile unit. 

"Hold this for me please I have no place to keep it." She said with a girlish look in her eyes. We hoped back into my ride and took off. 

******

She led me down a deserted and winding area of darkness. I began feeling uneasy and my weapon was in the back seat.

"What do you want to do?" I asked her as I turned on the radio for some tunes.

She didn't say a word. All she did was peel her skirt up and started gingerly fingering her already protruding clit. She leaned backward toward the back of the seat and reached for her little black purse. I had forgotten it was there. I kept a close eye on her as she pulled a large fleshy colored dildo of some sort and began rubbing the blunt end of her fetish down her sex button. I didn't think Gothoneans had such primitive toys. I would have expected something like a turbo vibrator or some kind of VR-simulator. I was sure fooled and this thing sure looked a lot fatter than my muff stuffing pole. It was all covered with tiny bumps and wiggle like lines. It had to be about nine or ten inches, I myself was only seven and a half.

She parted her puffy lips and it flickered and glistened from the beading light posts that we were passing outside. With one hand I undid my fly and started pulling on my cock.

"Am I making you hot Kipp, with two P's?" She asked.

I didn't know if it was the way she called my name or the way she said P's, but her voice was putting a spell on my shit like a snake charmer. I nodded in agreement as I continued to beat my meat and she continued to pump her beaver in and out with her toy. She sure knew how to work that dildo. We soon passed a shuttle car on the road to the tunes I was playing on the tune box. 

If only that guy I passed could have seen pass my tinted window at her sweet hairy beaver right now.

"Oh G-Goshh K-Kipp," she gasped and then turning up the tunes a couple of notches, "All most there." She reached over to the side and cranked the seat all the way back. "Yeah...this is much better." 

"Well fuck me forever and ever." I said, with a puzzled look on my face." You like? I will just lay back with my snatch in the open. It is just too hot and it needs some air. Would you like that? Can you smell it, my buffed skinned human?" she asked.

That was a lot of questions and there's only one answer for all-YES. So, I nod and flash a grin that would make any woman gasp for air. She placed her right heel on the sill of the widow. "So flexible are we," I barked as her left foot played with my throbbing boner. I sure loved watching her play with herself. "Do you like to watch me fuck myself and get really wet?" She asked.

"Funny you should ask. I was just thinking the same thing. Although, I'd prefer to do it myself."


Hot Ride



Today's story of human frailty was shared with me by a divorce lawyer. He swears the story is true. I will leave that to the reader to decide. All names and places have been changed.

Constructive criticism is always welcome. Ad hominem attacks will, of course, be deleted.

If you enjoy this missive I encourage you to read my earlier works. Thank you.

*****

Chapter I 

I was having the day from hell. Nothing was going right and now I needed to drive to our west suburban distribution center to pick up a load of brochures for an upcoming trade show. I grabbed one of the mail room clerks, Kevin, a twenty something young man who was more strong back then brain, and a company van and set off.

Fifteen minutes later we were sitting at a stop light when my helper said, "Whoa, like that is one hot ride." I turned my head to the left and saw a fire truck red Mustang GT convertible sitting at the light. I immediately recognized the beautiful blonde driver; it was my wife Connie. When the light changed to green she nailed the gas and the car rumbled across the intersection. 

What the hell was she doing around here? I thought as I cranked a right-turn-on-red and began to follow her. Since I was in an nondescript white delivery van I wasn't worried about being recognized and kept close behind. 

"Does your phone have a camera? 

"Sure Mr. Keller. Like they all do."

"Good. I want you to film everything that blonde does. Just make sure she doesn't see you."

About a mile later the ragtop pulled into The Paradise Motor Inn, a down on the heels motel. It was a true vestige from the 1950's with a balcony running the full length of the second floor. Connie pulled in and stopped at a sliding window before driving all the way to the end of the building. She parked next to a silver Lexus.

Get out and shoot some close ups...but don't get caught."

Kevin hopped out and I pulled the van into the strip shopping center next door. I parked in their rear lot alongside the garbage dumpsters . 

I noticed Connie was wearing the same conservative gray business suit she had on this morning except the black blouse was unbuttoned showing off a lot of cleavage. 

Connie was putting the top up when a man in a sport coat snuck up behind her. He spun her around and began kissing her like they were anxious lovers desperate for a rematch.

I had to do something. A stupid idea popped into my head. It would be interesting to hear her response if I invited her to lunch I took out my cell phone and punched her number. I could hear its distinctive ring across the lot. Connie checked caller ID and held her index finger up to her lips shushing her paramour.

She didn't even say hello, "This is a bad time. I'm in a very important meeting add I'll call you this afternoon." She hung up before I could even say my last good bye and resumed kissing her Lothario.

Something snapped. I lost my mind...hate consumed every cell of my body. My soul cried out for vengeance. Divorce was too good, only their deaths would grant me peace. I decided I was going to run them down with the van. I backed out of the parking space to where I had a clear shot at the miscreants. As I lined up to crush them against the side of the Ford a woman with two children walked out of a first floor room and began loading a car trunk only a couple of spaces away. "Damn!" I cursed as I pounded on the steering wheel until my hands ached. I couldn't kill them in front of little kids. 

When the enormity I was going to commit a double murder sank in I began to sob. I watched the adulterers walk hand-in-hand up the stairs to their illicit lair; I wanted to confront them but was unable to make my legs move. I was a beaten man. A minute later their door slammed shut, with a do not disturb placard hanging on the doorknob.

Just when I felt my lowest God tossed me a bone. My hand brushed my pocket and I realized I had a set of keys for the Mustang. I immediately knew what I was going to do.

Kevin climbed in the van and said, "Got it boss. I was even close enough to pick up what they were saying." He looked at me and asked, "Hey, like this is real bad, ain't it?"

I managed to say, "Yes Kevin, this is real bad. But you're going to help me change the dynamic." 

"Okay, whatever that means. You're the boss."

"Good, I want you to take the van and follow me. I'll be in the hot ride. We'll make a stop before our pickup then head back to the office. You have to promise you will not breathe one word of this to anyone."

"Don't sweat it, I'm cool."

I didn't want the tuned exhaust to alert my wife so I shifted the car into neutral and pushed it into the shopping center's lot before starting it."

My mind was racing. I couldn't believe it...I thought we had a great marriage. The truth had punched me in the face; my wife was a common whore. Tears flowed as I tried to pay attention to my driving. I called a trusted friend who owned a small farm outside of town; more important it had a big pole barn. "Randy, Jim I need a favor and I can't explain why." 

Twenty minutes later the hot ride was safely hidden under a tarp in the barn.

When we got back to the office Kevin downloaded his video to my laptop then burned a half dozen extra copies. 

I slipped him a $50 and said "Thanks."

"Thanks man. Anything you need you know where to find me."

Then I went down stairs to see our IT guy. "Brian, I have a problem and I hope you can help me. I have a license plate and I need to know everything about the owner ASAP."

"Mr. Keller, we don't usually do stuff like that. I mean it's sort of illegal. But Kevin called and said you were cool."

Fifteen minutes later Brian was standing in my office with a shit eating grin on his face. "I called a friend at the DMV who ran the plates. After that it was easy. This guy's wife posts everything on facebook." He handed me a complete dossier on Alan McAree, adulterer. 

Too bad for McAree, I also had his wife's e-mail address and phone number. 

It wasn't easy finding an attorney who would draft divorce papers in a couple of hours but find one I did. It cost double his standard $300/hour fee to put together a respectable Petition for Dissolution or Marriage but it was worth it. The saddest thing was to reflect on five years of marriage and realize without any kids and a house mortgaged to the hilt there wasn't a heck of a lot to fight over. Mostly used furniture. 

We live in a no-fault divorce state however I refused to back down on the grounds; adultery. We even added a couple of pictures, one of them kissing and the second of them walking into the hotel room. Damn Kevin wasn't bragging when he said he got close. 

I had two copies stamped by the Clerk of the Circuit Court in my hands by 4PM. Her affair with McAree was now part of the public record.

I was useless at work so I passed the time cancelling our credit cards and joint checking and savings accounts like my attorney told me to do. 

Chapter II

Around that same time the adulterers walked out on the balcony, no doubt tired but basking in the glow of five hours of illicit sex. They walked hand-in-hand down to the parking lot smiling like they didn't have a care in the world. That changed in an instant. There was nothing parked next to McAree's Lexus. Connie's eyes got big as she searched the parking lot before screaming, "My cars been stolen!" Followed by a chorus of "This can't be happening to me!"

"If we call the police they're going to want to know why you were parked in a hotel lot." 

"Shit!" The two of them brainstormed. McAree came up with a plan. "We have to go to a busy restaurant, one with lots of cars. Then you call the police and say it was stolen while you were eating lunch. And I know just the place. It's always blown out. "

McAree drove them to a restaurant about five miles away. "Shit!" Unfortunately neither counted on the lull between the lunch rush and the dinner crowd; there were only a hand full of cars in the lot. 

"It's too late to find anywhere else and I've got to get back to work. Just tell the police you had lunch and left your car here to go shopping at the mall or something. I'll be back as soon as I can." 

He tried to kiss her but she pulled away. Connie was not happy lover boy was abandoning her to face the cops alone. Her hands were shaking as she dialed 9-1-1.

Ten minutes later a squad car arrived to take her report. 

As I did every night I called Connie when I got home however tonight's call went straight to voice mail. I left a friendly message, no sense tipping my hand, "Hi honey, let me know if you'll be on time for dinner." She did not return the call.

I called again at 5:30 and left a message saying to call me so I knew how to time dinner.

By six I was getting pretty pissed off and called again. Connie actually answered. "Oh Jim, someone stole my beautiful car from a restaurant parking lot," she sobbed.

"Where are you? I'll be right over."

"No!" She actually yelled no! "The police are here and I'm handling it." She was in a panic.

"Where are you so I can at least rescue you."

"The officer wants to talk to me. I've got to go." She hung up on me for the second time today.

So I ate my dinner alone; the silence was only broken when I imagined the look on her whoring face when she saw her pride and joy was missing. I'll bet that knocked the post-orgasmic haze off her mind. That was when I laughed. 

Around seven a silver Lexus at the end of the block. It made a three point turn in a driveway then stopped. I saw Connie get out and begin the long walk home as he sped away. As she got closer I could see her blouse was buttoned all the way to the collar. She didn't notice me standing on the front porch until she was a couple of doors away.

"Why didn't your boyfriend drop you off in front of the house?"

"Boyfriend," she panicked. "No, don't be silly. No, he's someone I know from work: I think he's one of the sales reps," she stammered.

"So why didn't he drop you off at home so I could properly thank him."

Connie began babbling something about him being late for something and not able to stop.

"Why are you giving the third degree? Can't you see I'm having a very bad day. Please, back off."

"Okay," was all I said as we walked in. 

She plopped down on the couch.

"So let's hear about your important meeting. How were you get away to a restaurant for such a long lunch?"

"No, it was...I mean we had a late break and I, I mean we...uuuh..." 

Her response was interrupted by the doorbell. "Hold that thought," I said as I opened the door..

The police officer and I exchanged a few words before I walked him over to my wife. He looked down on her and asked,. "Are you Constance Keller?"

I could see her hands were shaking as she nodded in the affirmative.

"I'm detective O'Connors. I need to speak with you regarding your auto theft report. There appears to be a discrepancy regarding where the car was parked when it was stolen." 

I played innocent and asked, "Connie, what's he talking about?"

Connie responded by puking all over the rug. 

I ran to the bathroom and came back with a wastebasket and a roll of paper towels. Connie slumped into the chair while I cleaned up her mess. When I was finished I returned with a glass of cold water. 

The detective didn't say a word. He simply intimidated the hell out of her by the way he stood lording over her as she sipped it. I stood next to him with my arms crossed.

"Mrs. Keller, do I have your permission to record this interview?"

"I guess so."

"Thank you. Let's start from the beginning. The restaurant has complimentary valet service but the car hiker is certain he didn't park your car. He's something of a gear head and said he would remember if your car was in his lot." 

He began firing questions, "Who was your waitress? Where were you sitting? Do you have a charge card receipt? Were you with someone who could vouch for you? Mrs. Keller, can you explain how no one saw you or your very distinctive car?" 

I could barely hear Connie's answer, "No sir."

He paused for dramatic effect then thumbed through his notes before resuming his interrogation, "You said after lunch you went shopping at the mall. "What stores did you shop at? What did you buy? Do you have any receipts?" 

We live in a peaceful upper middle class suburb where not much happens on the night shift. The detective was playing this as though it was the return of Bonnie and Clyde. 

Connie buried her face in her hands and began sobbing.

"Mrs. Keller you can answer now or we can go down to the station."

He was doing a beautiful job at building a trap.

"Mrs. Keller, would you like your husband to leave the room?"

She shook her head no.

"Mrs. Keller, I don't know if you were aware the Paradise Hotel videos every guest and their car as they arrive. I'll be picking up a copy of the surveillance tomorrow morning so if you want to amend your statement you should do it now." 

I could see the life draining out of Connie's face. Gone was the cocky bitch who hung up on me at the hotel. I could barely hear her as she asked, "Do I need a lawyer?"

"You need to start telling the truth right now."

Silence.

"Do you realized I can place you under arrest for filing a false police report?" 

"Jim, I'm so sorry. I only lied so you wouldn't get hurt." Then story of her affair spewed from her mouth.

Even though I knew how it ended the words tore through me. I was crying so hard I had to sit or my knees surely would have bucked.

When she finished she looked at me, her eyes pleading for mercy. Instead I turned away in disgust.

Detective O'Connors confirmed McAcree's phone number and place of employment-she didn't even know his home address- and said "I think I have everything I need."

"Are you going to arrest me?"

"I'll be meeting with the States Attorney in the morning. That'll be his call."

When he left Connie collapsed into a sobbing mass on the floor casting lamentations. "I'm so sorry I hurt you." Connie was flailing her arms to emphasize her words. "Jim, I love you. I never meant to hurt you."

"Do you hear what you're saying? You're not saying you're sorry you cheated...you're only sorry you got caught. Well guess what. You more than got caught...you got busted. I want to show you a video someone sent me today. I think you should sit down." I led her to the couch and helped her sit. I could feel her body trembling.

I hit the power button and our hi def TV sprung to life. Connie fainted dead out as she watched the video of her car pulling into the hotel parking lot. 

While I waited for her to regain consciousness I opened my lap top and sent the same video to Mrs. Alan McAree. I followed this up with a phone call telling her to open the attachment if she wanted to know why her husband was late this evening. I could hear children in the background. "I'm very sorry but you need to watch this as soon as possible."

I stood over my soon to be ex-wife and waited. The video was running again when she regained consciousness. She looked catatonic; her eyes were hollow and bloodshot; tears poured down her face. What was left of her makeup made her look like a caricature of the beautiful woman I used to love. She stared in rapt horror as her betrayal played. 

"I watched this video a dozen times hoping it would turn out to be a sick joke. I can't even begin to tell you how I feel when I watch you answer my phone call. I can hear you laughing as you hang up and kiss him again."

I couldn't make out what she was trying to say as she crawled over to me and collapsed at my feet sobbing. She reached out to touch me. I moved my legs out of her reach. "Don't touch me you filthy whore." 

She began wailing like a banshee.

It didn't take much more than five minutes before Connie's cell phone rang. I grabbed it off the table; the ID said blocked caller. I answered with a whispered, "Alan," then put it on speaker. 

The ruse worked; McAree thought I was Connie. "What the fuck is going on you fucking bitch!" He screamed. "My wife tore my head off for having an affair and threw me out. This is all your fault!" I hung up on him.

"What an asshole. You sure can pick 'em."

Connie's body began to convulse. She tried to talk but the sounds had forgotten how to become words.

"In case you think your day can't get any worse," I unlocked my attaché case, "I have something for you." On top of the stack of business papers was a document with Petition for Dissolution or Marriage in bold across the top. 

I handed a copy to Connie. She started making strange gasping noises.

"I hope he was worth it. Now get out of my face. You disgust me."



Hot Ride Home



Obviously someone anticipated the date -- July 7, 2007, which in digital translation came out to 07/07/07. I don't know if there was supposed to be anything magical or occult about the numbers, but it made a good excuse for a party.

Word spread by grapevine, as it often does. There were no direct invitations, nothing in print, just oh yeah, there's a party out at so-and-so's on Saturday, and there's going to be etc. etc. Annie told me about it -- she usually had a better ear for social crap than I did, as I was working in construction. So that Saturday morning, we caught a ride with Charlie and Sally to a farm way out north, out in the bushes.

Turned out that one of the local bands, comprising fellows we knew, or at least knew of, would entertain more or less. There'd be kegs of beer, a free bar, and a barbecue, with Bill G. and his gang minding the smoke pits. It sounded like a good day.

Annie was my squeeze at the time. She worked as bartender in one of the cool restaurants downtown and was tuned to the local rock scene -- as i say, she had a better hand on the local pulse than I did. She was from Queens, typical Italian, all loudmouth and up-front. And up-front is where she really made the first impression, with a pair of large, perfect tits that she squeezed daily into a black leotard -- the restaurant uniform; all the girls there had to wear them. Along with a sheer black skirt and black tights.

She was tall and had long legs and wore her hair long with a native curly frizz. I got a boner the first time I saw her, and the boner lasted until the day she and I split up a year later. For another year or two afterward, in fact.

Oh god, she was red-hot. All I ever had to do was to hint at wanting it and she was ready, willing and eager. Too eager sometimes. She and I had more than one smash-up concerning "other people" -- she with the usual would-be rock stars and me with occasional strays, of the baby dolls who'd fuck a guy, then fuck a couple of his buddies for fair measure.

I still have steamy memories of Annie. That time on the bus back from a club in Manhattan, full bus in the 3 a.m. dark, and on the back seat we couldn't keep our drunken hands off each other, finishing just in time to zip up and get off at the stop in Jersey. Or the two of us naked with a few other naked people on a hot afternoon. We were in a community pool, and I fucked her up against the tiled side of the pool as her naked friend Nancy cheered and coached us from poolside. Or out in the river by a highway bridge, me, Annie and Nancy naked and howling at cars on the bridge from midstream. We ended up on the muddy river bank and I fucked them both, believe it or not, in a mud-slimed mini-orgy. Annie stayed pissed off at Nancy for a month afterward, and for no reason; it was partly her fault, right?

Anyway . . . 

We drove, we rode, we stayed sober until we got to the farm. Charlie and Annie had been long-time companions before I met her, and Sally, a thin, drawn-looking blond, was his current flame. We unloaded early afternoon and started drinking. The day was a lot of fun. Various people, with various degrees of ability, sat in with the band, which was good-natured about the misuse of their time and equipment. Annie tried singing, and I tried out on drums. A lot of people we knew were there.

The food was terrific and the day was abnormal hot, probably 95 or 100 degrees, with direct sun from a clear sky. By 6 o'clock or so -- we really had no idea of the time and didn't care, the food, drink and heat had done us in, and when Bartoni and another guy decided to load up the truck and head back to town, we decided to ride along. We couldn't find Charlie and Sally anyway.

Annie and I already were starting to melt together, and we climbed in the back of the Silverado. In the back of the truck was one lawn chair. Debbie, a friend of Annie's from the restaurant, also decided to take a ride, and Debbie was about out as well. We helped her up in the back of the truck, and she sat in the deck chair, back to the cab. Annie and I lay and snuggled on the bed floor, and off we went toward the Turnpike.

Now, Debbie -- this girl was on my list of pieces of fine imported china. She was a small girl, well shaped, with small breasts made prominent by her petite frame. She had long, soft-blonde hair, she came from money -- Virginia money -- her movements were cultured and her personality properly reserved. She had a serious boyfriend, or maybe a fiance, somewhere, although she turned up occasionally on the "item" registry. To me, having Debbie would be like having the winner's cup from a regatta, or a derby meet, but I'd never really pushed it. She was from a different kind of club.

So we got to the Turnpike and headed south. Debbie sat serene and regal in the nylon-web chair, all but nodding from the alcohol, and Annie and I were getting decidedly, drunkenly affectionate, groping and rubbing and kissing. She had on a black t-shirt and black jeans. I'd taken my shirt off and wore just jeans. The rush of air and the hum of the rear wheels were relaxing.

Well, Annie began rubbing my dick through my jeans, and drunk or not, that brought results. I tried lifting her shirt to get at those glorious tits, but Annie kept twisting away from that move, allowing me only to massage them through the cotton -- but she too was getting seriously aroused. Debbie seemed to be paying no attention to anything as we went by traffic -- truckers, tourists and commuters.

I felt Annie clawing at my zipper, which she finally got open, and after much tugging and fumbling managed to unroll my cock from my pants. I didn't raise a hand to stop her, and just kept on with the kissing and squeezing and cheap drunken romance. Without a word, she clumsily twisted out of my grip, slid downward, and put her mouth on my dick. Uh, OK.

Of course, after the initial surprise, that felt pretty damn good, and in a minute I yielded to the pleasure and rolled, reptile-like, onto my back so she could really go to work. The sight drew the first truck horn of recognition as we went by a semi on the right.

Meanwhile, my head now was between the aluminum frame of the lawn chair, looking direcly up at Debbie's ass. From my angle, she had on only loose cut-off jean shorts. From there down, her fair legs and her feet were bare and a little sunburned. It all looked delightful.

Annie continued to suck my dick on and off, occasionally stopping as if falling asleep, then again waking to the job. It was all fine with me. I was hard as a rock, and she held my cock on point with her hand as she bobbed her head up and down. If you can follow my drunken sense here, it felt great but I didn't feel a thing.

So I slowly raised my arm, running my hand through the web of the lawn chair, right between the high end of Debbie's thighs. She didn't seem to mind, or even to notice, so I somehow twisted my fingers up into her shorts, to where I could get my fingertips on her nice, warm pussy. Desire admits no obstacle, and with some dexterity, I soon had a finger, then two, up into her warm wet cunt. Mmmmm.

Annie sucking me and me fingering Debbie, all of us deeply, delightfully drunk on a hot July evening in the back of a fast-moving truck on the Turnpike. Truck horns blared, and sometimes the trucks would speed up to get in pace with us for the show; once one of the truckers leaned out the window to shout encouragement.

You know, I still do not know whether Debbie knew anything had happened. She certainly never mentioned it to me. She never objected the whole time I was caressing her sex parts, and she gave no indications of pleasure that I could detect. When we finally got back to our block in town, and zipped up and thanked Bartoni for the ride, Debbie still sat serene on the chair, smiling and barely conscious, as they drove away to take her home..

Annie wasn't done, although she was on the verge of pass-out collapse, right there on the street. We were living in a near-suburb, in an old three-story brick apartment building with six flats and a center stairway. I knew Annie wouldn't make it up the stairs to the second floor, so I picked her up and flung her over my shoulder, and there on the curb, in late-day full sun and with neighbors out on balconies and Saturday sidewalks, she began to howl:

"Frank, you got to fuck me, you got to FUCK me."

I looked side-to-side and told her to shut up, and she lowered the volume a bit but continued with the theme, all the way into the building. Up the steps to the first landing, I managed to find the keys and get them in the locks and get the door open. From there, I carried her murmuring corpse to the bedroom and dropped her on the bed, then went to the kitchen for a cold beer. I returned, turned on the box fans (the old building had no a/c), and commenced pulling off her clothes as she continued to mutter and beg.

I got my own clothes off and lay down next to her, my cock rising and soon fully hard. I didn't bother much with preliminaries -- after the extended (and unfinished) blow job on the Turnpike, and the feel of Debbie's out-of-this-world pussy, I just wanted to unload my nuts and pass out. I pushed Annie's legs apart, mounted up, and buried my member a foot deep.

There was no art or affection in this one, this one was strictly for me. Annie grunted and growled like a dog with each long hard stroke, then became quieter -- I swear she passed out in the middle of it. Meanwhile, it seemed to take me forever to bust it. I went at her cunt hard for 15 or 20 minutes, then finally, finally, felt it building, and my nuts tightening, and POW, there it was. I flooded her insides with cum. I don't even remember rolling off.

When I woke, it was dark and just a fraction cooler. I found my bearings and reached to click on the lamp. The clock said 9:35. Annie was still out cold.

I sat on the edge of the bed, gathering my wits. I tried to decide if I wanted to eat, whether to try to wake Annie, what I wanted to do that night. I finished the warm beer by the bed, then walked naked to the kitchen to get a cold one. I sat down in the living room, got fully awake with the cold beer and some music, and tried to think.

The best idea, it struck me, was to wake Annie and get to work on round two.



Hot Ride In The Country



It was a cool autumn afternoon, our windows were rolled down and the smell of the winter was in the air. It was that unmistakable cool crisp smell, the freshness of the woods, it was great. It was mid morning and we hadn’t seen a car in miles. 

We pull into a State Park hit the bathrooms and then decided to look around. The park was almost empty with the summer campers long since gone. As we drove we saw a well-marked trail and decided to take a short hike before we continued our drive. We started walking down this trail and the multiply colored leaves were falling around us, the quietness and just being out in the woods alone. 

Along the way there was a lot of hugging, kissing and general playing with each other, when we rounded the corner and it came to a rock bluff overlooking a beautiful valley. We decided to sit and just enjoy the beauty. It was really spectacular, all the colors of the leaves and the sun as we laid back to enjoy the view. Then you leaned over and gave me a kiss, which led to general rubbing, and before we knew it I was unbuttoning your shirt to love on your breast. As I ran my fingers across your hardening nipples you jumped as their sensitivity was rapidly increasing. I then unhooked your bra and pulled it over your breast for a good sucking. I gently lowered my mouth down on your left breast as my tongue began to circle your nipple. I would gently suck and nibble on it, which sent electric impulses directly to your pussy as you rapped you arms around my head and pulled me into your breast. 

I slowly unsnapped your jeans as I felt your silky panties. I then slipped my hand down between your panties and your jeans as I continued to suck on your breasts. As my hand lowered and approached your clit you arched you ass up slightly to let me know you wanted me to rub it. I continued sliding my hand down letting the length of my finger rub ever so softly across your clit as you arched even higher. As my fingers slid deep into your crotch I could feel the wetness that was beginning to flow from your pussy as your excitement began to build. I pulled your shirt over your breast as I moved between your legs placing my legs on the outside of yours. I slid my hands on each side of your hips as I found the top of your panties and began to gently ease they down over your hips and down past your knees. 

The sun was shining directly on your pussy as I slide my hands under you ass and began to lower my tongue to your waiting and excited little pussy. You could feel my hot breath as my mouth approached your pussy, then the touch of my tongue as it softly parted your lips and was working its way to your clit. You could feel my hot breath all around your pussy, my tongue as it very slowly parted your pussy lips brushing across each and every fold on it way to our clit. Your hands reached down to my head and directed my tongue to your clit. My mouth settled over your clit and part of the way down your lips as you lifted your ass off the ground and began to slowly move your hips in a circular motion making sure that my tongue hit every spot that needed to be touched. I raised up lifted your feet up and then put my head between your legs as your jeans were still around your ankles. You spread your legs and used your feet to pull me back toward your pussy. 

With your legs around my neck, your ass was slightly in the air giving me a great view of where I needed to put my tongue. I laid on the ground as I began to run my tongue from your asshole, to the bottom of your opening as my tongue slipped easily through your love nectar. I parted your lips and began to tongue fuck your pussy while I could feel your fingers caressing your clit, using slow soft circles. After a minute I began to move my head toward your clit never letting it leave the folds of your pussy. You could feel the wetness of my beard as it moved up you thighs until you pulled the hood of your clit back as my tongue began to do it’s dance. I gently lowered my mouth back down on your pussy, as my tongue never let it licking of your clit. Your fingers placed where you could keep your clit fully exposed as I gently licked and sucked. 

I placed two fingers at your opening. You could feel them as they began to part your lips, then as they began to touch you opening you could feel them slightly stretch your opening as they very slowly entered your body. I must have felt great because about the time I got them all the way in I could feel your muscles began to tense for your first climax. I guess the anticipation was pretty good as your hands quickly moved to the back of my head, you feet slammed against my back and your body began to quiver as your nectar began to flow out our your pussy as contraction after contraction continued for almost a minute. 

You pushed me away and told me it was too sensitive for any more right now and suggested that we head back before someone else came up on us. We readjusted our clothes and headed back, good thing too since about half way out we passed another couple as they were headed down the trail.

We continued down the road and as we climbed to the top of one of the mountains there was a pull off which we decided to take advantage of the view. As we enjoyed the view and hugged your legs were straddled mine and you were slightly rubbing your pussy against my leg. My cock was still mostly hard from before and this sent it right back to a full hard on. As you felt it reach its peak of hardness you said that we should go back to the car. On the way to the car you were walking in front of me and you had unbuttoned your pants. As you opened your door, you hooked your fingers in the side of your pants and gently slid them to your knees as you the leaned inside the car putting your ass in clear view for me. I unzipped my pants letting the tip of my cock brush against the crack of your ass as I reached down to place it against your pussy opening. 

Your pussy was very wet from before and the excitement of getting a stiff cock in clear view of everyone that might pass on the road. I reached to hold your hips as you leaned back against me in a very slow swaying motion as my cock pushes past your opening. As it entered you I could feel every sensitive part of the inside of your pussy until your hips rested against mine. Then you slowly moved forward as my cock began it’s outward stoke. With my cock just inside your opening you slammed back against me as I squeezed your hips as you cried out when your second orgasm exploded over your body. I could feel your pussy contracting and relaxing deep within your pussy was my cum was beginning to shoot up your pussy. We were cumming together, nothing planned it just happened that way. 

With a quick cleanup, we headed down the road to see what might be around the next bend. As it began to get dark we headed back to the lodge. 

The ride in the country (part 2) The lodge we were staying at was very nice. They have an indoor pool, saunas and hot tubs that are for all the guests and most of the rooms had hot tubs. By the time we got back, we had to hurry to the restaurant before it closed and we barely made it. We ate and decided to hit the pool, then the sauna and finally the hot tub before heading back to the room to make love. 

There was no one at the pool, or sauna or the hot tub, we had it all to ourselves. We sat close to each other as you slipped your hand down the top of my swimsuit and began to play with my cock. I ran my hand up your leg to the edge of your bikini then slipped eased it over to the side as I played with our pussy. Feeling your warm moist pussy as my finger slowly ran in and out. As we were sitting and playing in the hot tub talking another couple walked up and stepped into the hot tub with us. They were in there early 30’s Mike the guy was just over 6 feet tall and his wife Janet was about 5’5”. They were in good shape very clean cut and pleasant to talk with. I’m sure they saw us fooling around before they got to the hot tub but didn’t say a thing. The water in the tub was just right, lots of bubbles, after a few minutes I had to go pee, I stood up got out of the hot tub and headed to the bathroom. 

As I left the bathroom, I could see that Mike and Janet had moved on each side of you. Janet was turned toward you and Mike was just sitting there. I could see Janet moving one of her arm, toward your body and looked like she might be rubbing your stomach or maybe even more. Your arm was clearly toward Mike’s body and I could tell you were moving it back and forth very slowly. I stood and watched for a minute as not to disturb the moment. I could imagine what might was going on as my cock began to grow. I open the door, and began walking back to the hot tub. Janet saw me first and I could tell she said something as your arm and Janet’s arm moved to more normal position. As I got closer, Janet got up and moved to the other side of Mike as I sat back down next to you. 

I had just gotten seated when I could feel your hand rubbing my leg and then you began to rub my cock. Janet looked like she was doing the same to Mike as you reached over and said that they had invited us to their place for a drink. Then you said while you were gone Janet had played with her pussy and Mike let her feel him. You said it really felt really nice and that he was hung. After a few minutes, we gathered up our stuff, dried off the best we could and headed back to their place for a quick drink before we headed to their place.

Janet immediately shuffled you off to he bedroom to get on some dry clothes and Mike and I talked and poured some drinks. Their cabin has a fireplace and while you and Janet were changing we built a fire. The lights were off with only the glow of the fireplace lighting the room when the bedroom door open and both you and Janet walked out like models. You had on a blue gown and Janet had on a crimson gown. As both of you walked closer it was apparent that both of you were very cold or excited as all four nipples were straining the material of the gowns. As you walked over to me you passed in front of the fireplace making your gown almost invisible, I could tell you had nothing on under your gown. 

The couch was in front of the fireplace, as you and Janet sat down you sat between me and Mike and Janet sat on the end next to Mike. We just talked for a while having several more drinks then Janet started kissing Mike and rubbing his cock through his pants. After only seconds my cock had gone from somewhat soft to a raging hard on as Mike ran his hand up Janet’ gown and began to finger her. 

You boldly reached over and unbuttoned my pants and slid the zipper down as you gracefully pull my cock from my pants and began to lick up and down the shaft. As you were sucking on my I felt you jump and looked up to see Mike had you gown pulled up over your ass and was fingering you. I almost lost it then knowing we were going to have a wonderful night. I lifted my ass off the couch pulling my pants down past my knees as you continued to lick and suck me. 

I felt you change positions as you got up on your knees and saw Mike disappear under you gown. I could hear him licking and sucking on your pussy and by that time Janet had pulled his pant off exposing is 8” cock for her enjoyment. As Janet moved off the couch to kneel in the floor she lifted her gown over her head exposing full nude body. Her body was nicely shaped with ample breasts, her pussy was shaved clean with only a neatly trimmed patch of pubic hair just above her clit. 

As she began to suck on Mike again her hand moved between her legs as Janet began to play with her pussy, and fingering herself. It was a beautiful sight. I was sitting on the couch, you were sucking me while Mike was licking your pussy and Janet was eating Mike and fingering herself. Then you began to rise off my cock as your moans became louder, Mike had brought you to your first climax of the night as you pressed your pussy on his face and began to quiver. His tongue darting in and out of your hole then moving up to your clit where he began to gentle suck and lick as your orgasm reached it’s peak. I reached down you back and slowly lifter your gown over your head as Mike’s tongue continued to stroke your pussy. 

I slid down on the couch watching the action when you raised off of Mike’s face, eased off the couch and sat squarely in my lap. Your pussy placed directly over my cock with your little lips on each side of my cock. Your pussy juice lubricated my cock as you began to hunch letting the head of my cock brush up against your clit. I began to play and suck on your breasts as you moved slightly up to allow my cock to find your wet hole. I could feel it as it entered the first folds of your opening. You slowly began to slide back accepting every inch as it stretched you opening. Right as your pussy came to rest at the base of my cock, Mike moaned loud as he began to fill Janet’s mouth with his cum. Continued to suck every drop of his cum as he laid back on the couch recovering. 

Janet only took seconds before the moved directly behind you and began to run her fingers between your legs feeling my cock as it moved in and out of your pussy. Her fingers were wet as the tried to follow the shaft of my cock into your hole then she pulled them out. She eased her fingers across your lips and over your ass as you surprisingly jerked as her fingers found your wet asshole and she began to rub it. Only slightly pushing against its resistance. Your stomach began to tighten as your pace increased then methodically slowed, as we could feel her as she began to lick up my cock, to your asshole over and over again. Then I could feel you slightly tense as she began to lick and slowly stick her tongue up your ass. You whispered to me that her tongue us all the way up your ass and I could feel it with my cock. You were trying to hold off as long as you could but this was too much as your body began to quiver as wave after wave of orgasm rushed over your body.

Just as your orgasm had began to decrease Mike walked over the top of Janet as he positioned his cock against your wet tongue fucked asshole. His cock now replaced Janet’s tongue as he began to slowly inch it up your ass. With soft moans your body accepting every inch of his large cock until his body met yours then he stayed motionless as you could feel your body completely filled. He then began to slowly withdraw it as I pushed all the way in, as I started to slide out he was pushing back up your ass, as the sensation of two cocks in your body was overwhelming. Your climax came quick and without warning as we both buried your cocks into your body your muscles were squeezing our cocks as wave after wave of orgasm overtook your body. 

We laid motionless for several minutes as you began to slowly move again sliding our cock’s only inches in and out of your body. Then you increased the pace. I could feel my load beginning to build and felt the extra motion of Mike, I knew he as about to fill your asshole with his load. Then you shoved back against our cocks as your second climax started. Mike, holding your hips, pushed one good time as he buried his cock even deeper and began to squirt his load up your ass, as my cock filled your pussy with cum. The three of us cumming together WOW!

Mike eases out of your ass and laid down on the floor, and you roll off my chest and onto the floor, you holes filled with hot cum, as you put your head on my shoulder. Janet slowly moved to your feet as she started licking up your legs. You opened your legs slightly as her tongue began to caress the inside of your legs as she slowly moved toward your filled pussy. As she reached it you shifted to your back as she began to lick every drop of cum out of your pussy which was bringing you to another orgasm. Then you could feel her sliding two fingers into your pussy as her other two fingers easily slide into your asshole. She softly licked and sucked on your clit gently moving her fingers in and out of your holes as I played with your breast and began to suck on them when you reached over my head grabbing Janet’s head as your climax was reaching it’s peak. We all rested for a while, Mike had gone to sleep and we bided Janet good night and made our way back to our room. 

Part 3 We woke up late in the morning, showered and headed down for some breakfast, well actually it was after lunch but we had breakfast anyway. There was a dance at the lodge that night, so we just bummed around the grounds for the rest of the day recounting the exciting evening we had had the night before. We looked for Mike and Janet but they were no where to be found. We later found that last night was their last night and had already checked out. 

As dark approached we ate supper, went back to our room and got ready for the dance. It wasn’t anything really special so we you wore a dress that have a low V cut in the front and back and I work some nice pants, shirt and a sweater. Although the days were warm the nights were cool. The dance went good, lots of people showed up, everyone was dancing and we had made many trips to the bar as the bewitching hour was approaching. 

We causally talked with several couples and singles however either we had no interest or they didn’t. There was one couple, they were in their 30’s, fit nothing exceptional but nice and very attractive. Their moves on the dance floor indicated that they were pretty active and had great endurance. They almost danced every dance and seemed to be having a great time. 

You met the guy at the bar, his name was Jim and invited them over to our table. They accepted and joined us since there was only about 25 or 30 people left as most had already left. We talked and as they started winding down the dance we invited them back to our place for some drinks. They were great to talk with had lived in a number of cities across the U.S. and had really interesting stories about their travels. 

After a few drinks at our place the subject as it normally does turned to sex. They told us about some of their experiences which were only between the two of them, then we told them about some of our, me and you, then ventured into talking about last night. It was obvious that this was very exciting for them. Jim although small was hard as a rock and Kathy nipples were clearly visible as they asked for more and more details. We fixed another drink and talked some more. Then I asked Jim if they would like to join us tonight. He looked at Kathy, then they whispered back and forth for a minute and said yes. 

You stool up walked over to Kathy and headed for the bedroom. Jim and I talked fixed another drink and waited for your entrance into the room. As you both strolled into the room you had a smile on your face and Kathy had this curious on her face. You walked over to Jim and sat down beside, Kathy sat down beside me and we all began to kiss and exploring each other’s bodies. As Kathy began to rub my almost hard cock her fingers found by zipper and quickly released my cock as her tongue began to trace circles around the tip then long strokes up the shaft then down the other side. You and loosened Jim’s pants, slide them down to expose his 6” cock and began to suck on it. 

I reached around and began to rub on Kathy’s as she continued to suck on my cock finding the side of her panties, which were very wet and began to rub my fingers across her outer lips. As my fingers parted her opening I could feel her reaction as I very slowly slide one then two fingers up her little pussy. I told Kathy that we should get into the floor and let me lick her while she was sucking me. There was no hesitation as she released her grip on by cock and we slide into the floor. 

She placed one leg on each side of my head and slowly began to lower her pussy onto my waiting tongue. We had no sooner got started when you and Jim also assumed a 69 position in the floor next to us. As I licked on Kathy it only took minutes for her to reach her first orgasm as she ground her pussy into my face. The excitement of your moans and must have helped you as your also began to have your first orgasm. 




Hot Ride



"I would prefer that too." She quickly added, as I eagle eyed her twitching twat. The car reeked of pussy juice and so was I. I was in pu-nanny heaven. Seeing her snatch open that wide made me wanna jam my tongue right in it and make slurping noises and make her legs wrap around my head again. She looked at me in the eyes as we passed another car and started licking her lips. Man! She better get me to a spot soon before I jizz all over my ride and I don't want that.

She opened her shirt and let her beautiful tits plop free. She took the blunted end of her dildo and gave it a good sucking then traced it around her nipples, making it really hard and wet. Then she leaned her head down and lifted her other melon to her mouth.

"It tastes sooo sweet. Please share a tit with me." She repeated lick after pleasurable lick.

God, she was driving me fucking mad. I was surprised that I was still in control of my ride. There's no wonder why I'm a wanted man. I'm just too nice at my job, but this bitch before me...She was marvelous. Jamber was driving me fucking insane and I loved every second of it. She passed her toy under her tender thigh and stuck it in from below so she was free to teak and flick her little clit with her other finger. Every time I drove over a bump, she'd drag her honey soaked fingers into her hot muff and traced it along my lips than into my mouth to suck them clean. 

Then she dipped them in again and ran her coated fingers up her body to her own nose and lips. She took a whiff then licked them. She left a sweet line of nectar dividing her soft pillows. Jamber laughed at how much I was suffering and shifting in my seat, while I drove and pulled on my rod. I guess she was getting too hot again because she pulled down the window. She slipped her blue denim skirt out from under her and threw it over her head letting it sail away in the wind onto the car way behind us.

"Take the next right off by the ramp, Kipp," she began, "I think I might be a little bit aroused, don't you think?" She teased and laughed out load.

I floored it and she pulled the dildo out of her cunt and into her mouth while looking me right in the eyes and teasing me. I squealed off the road and turned down a narrow dirt road that was surrounded by plush evergreens. This was surely odd looking, even for Gothos. I never heard of any secret places on this planet having so much green life as this area I was now in. Either she had used some of her elphen magick or we just passed through an unknown gateway to Thrae or Mars. It doesn't even smell like Gothos anymore. I can actually breathe better. The air is so fresh not musky and harsh like on Moon Base One. I was too horny for Jamber to even try to make sense of what had happened. I put it on park and ripped my pants off and tried to jump her.

"No! Not yet Kipp. I'm not ready baby," she flirted again, kissing me on the lip and pushing me back into place. My seat was covered with sweat. 'Fuck you,' I thought, 'who cares if you're not ready. I'm fucking ready!' She turned the dildo around and showed me that it had a hallow shaft and it was very rubbery. She's got another thing coming if she thinks I'm putting that up my ass. I'm not into shit like that. I'm not that kind of freak. Jamber spat in the shaft and with both hands wedged it over the stick shift. I couldn't think of what to say or do, so I just sat there and looked at her with my eyes wide open. She placed her hands on the top of my windshield and stood up with one foot on each floor mat. 

"Blink not or you will miss the whole show. Okay lover?" She pleaded as she started to crouch down and I drilled my eyes on her pouting pinkish pussy as it met the head of the fetish. My own meat was on fire and all I could do at the moment was pump the fucker like a mad man.

There was no wind that night it was dead calm. I could actually hear a swishing and slight sucking sound as her cunt slowly slid down and ate the prickly monster. Her head tilted straight back and her reddish-brown curly hair dangled down her back and tickled her sweet ass cheeks.

"Ohuh! Shiiit! This is u-un fucking r-real. Oh-ah-ummn! mmmhff!!

The deep moans that came out of her created an urge in me I never felt before. I wanted to growl and grunt and fuck the shit out of her. I can tell that this elph was hungry for cock and I aimed to satisfy that hunger. Her moans alternated between deep bass and high pitch peeps. At times she sounded like kittens; it was as if she was in some sexual battle with herself. I grabbed a good handful of her hair from the back of her head and tried to pull it down to her clit.

"You want cock, baby? You want some of this here big black dick?" I spat at her. She just moaned and nodded her head up and down really fast, the way a hoarse would do. Her eyes began to glow again as she grabbed my head from behind. I saw what she was thinking; she was using elph magick on me. The only thing she could think of was my throbbing cock.

I positioned myself between the two seats and clutched my fuck too in my hand and got it into position. I usually would have to spit on my shit or apply some kind of lube with other women, but not this elph. No sir, not Jamber. I made sure she was nice and ready. I slid the tips of my two digits into her tight pinkish muff.

"Y-Yeah, Kippy! Y-Yeah!!" she yelped. That high peep told me she wanted more. Her own fingers worked her tits and nipples. Then she turned slightly so I could reach behind her to probe my fingers in her soft tight ass.

"Jah, that's what you want, isn't it?" I growled. She nodded her head violently; "I can't hear you. I want to hear you say it. Ask me for more. Tell me you where you want it?!" I snarled.

"T-Turn me over." She gasped, "Give it t-to mee in t-the assss! F-Fuck me in the a-ass." she cried, and then she began feeling about the dash aimlessly.

"Your wish is my command, Jam." I said and turned her fat ass over and eased her pussy back down on the dildo just enough to toy with her and get her ready for the real pleasure. I slid it in inch by fucking inch and she began sweating like a pig and cranked her head to the side to rest against the windshield. Her knuckles turned red from gripping and grinding the edge of the dashboard so hard.

"OH KAY! KAY!! FUCK ME KAY! KI-KI," she let out when my ball met the base of her cunt-pumping dildo and I knew I was all the way in her. I could feel the whole shaft of her monster toy with every stroke we made. It was good for me as well as for he. Each time I trusted into her, her feet left the grip mats and she let out a squeal.

"Are you alright?" I asked her without stopping for an answer.

"Y-Yes." She replied, "Fanmster! F-Fanmster!" She mumbled.

"What? I didn't understand what you were trying to say."

"I-I said FASTER! Fuck my fucking ass faster you big mulatto pussy eating human!!"

Now this woman was mad. Sex crazed and possessed like some lust daemon. I had to do something. So I went faster and faster and she met me stroke for stroke. My ride started rocking from side to side.

You gonna cum yet baby, huh? You gonna cum for Kipp?" I asked with a mean grunt, and her head just continued to nod in a frantic motion, which reflected and piloted her squeals and moans through out the woods. It caused the local creatures to howl and bay about the area. I snarled deep and buried the head of my rod deep in her rump.

Every muscle in my freaking body contributed to shooting a hot streaming load of vanilla inside her biscuit. The half elph spasms violently back and forth. Her steaming sexed body had shifted my ride into neutral gear and started it rolling gradually down the narrow hill.

Now she was screaming with pleasure and honest fear, but I couldn't stop until I was done shooting my load. I was feeling to fucking incredible to move away.

"Yes! Fuck! I'm cumming. I-I'm cumming. Oh Kipp. Uh-oh-uh huh! Like that baby." She let out with a few more of those and sharp spasms took over her and I pulled out of her ass and watched briefly as my jizz slowly dripped out of her slick tanned ass and settled on the seat. I'm gonna cry about that one later. She slapped her ass against the vanilla stained seat as she fell into it and I jumped into mine. I quickly stomped my foot on the brake pedal but it was too late. My front bumper met the trunk of a giant tree.

Thank God we were only moving about five miles an hour.

"It's a good thing your big ass grazed the steering wheel and caused us to turn off the road or we would've been going a lot faster than that." I told her with relief. I also tried to put the car into first, but my hand slipped off the jizz slick shift. I let out a deep breath and we just laughed and laughed. I straightened out the interior and we just sat there in the woods until day light, completely naked alternating between good conversation and more kissing and quality fucking. We got to know each other a little better and exchanged our personal history till I got her home. We weren't even tired from all the fucking we did.

When we got back to the trailer she looked so fucking sexy wearing her thigh high boots and her blue skirt that I just couldn't help but fuck her again. When we were done with that she walked me to my ride and gave me another kiss. I tried to start my Pathfinder 2000 but the battery went dead on me. So Jamber gave me a lift and toed my ride back to my ship, where the guy sat all night waiting for me to return. He didn't look happy at all. I tried to explain and apologize but he just wasn't hearing it and got down right rude and started cursing and kicking dust about.

"All fucking night I waited here for your fucking ass!" He screamed.

"Listen mister. He said he was sorry. I'll pay you another of what he owes you for your trouble." Jamber pleaded with the big lug. But the fucker just got nastier.

"Fuck you and him, shit! I t figures you had something to do with this. All you fucking hybrid moolees are always getting into some shit! I'll tell you what you fucking can do. You can come around back with me and suck my hairy balls." He scowled as he whipped out his nasty looking shriveled stubby worm.

"Oh gosh— how gross!" Jamber yelped in disgust and threw up all over his shriveled prick. He got angry and back handed Jamber across the face. "You fucking cock sucking bitch!!"

Jamber flew back at least five feet away from where she was standing. And he tried to spit on her but missed and got my ride instead. His spit was like acid it ate away through my bumper. 

"You ass-licker!" I shouted, "You're gonna to pay for that!" I pulled out my weapon and aimed it at his little shriveled up prick and fired. When he leaned forward in pain then I kicked him in the head with my steel tipped boot and cracked his ugly melon open.

It took about two or so hours to recharge my ride get it into my ship as well as taking everything that this shit face puke had in this checking point. It'll be a while before anyone'll be using this point for anything. I could already hear the sirens of the local authorities racing in. Just like the cops on Earth...always an hour late at the crime scene. I took Jamber's hand and ran into my ship and headed back for the rest of my shit on Earth. 

They never did catch up with me or knew who char roasted the boner of that checking point guy or even why. What? Jamber? Well to tell you the truth we're still together. It's been two years, and now we search the computer grid together and I make the stick shift wear a condom.

THE END



Hot River Beach



I couldn't believe it. I finally had some time towards the end of the summer to actually go up the canyon to one of the few beaches along the river. I like going by myself. When I'm with others, I'm usually concerned that everything's going well with them and I can't fully relax. Today I'm going alone. Being a Saturday, though, I know the football field sized beach area will get busy.

I arrived early to get a good spot, towards the north end. Nobody else was here yet. I brought down a fold out lounge chair, a small cooler, suntan oil and an inflatable air mattress to float on. The river here is about 100 feet across and quite deep. It's backed up due to a natural dam downstream full of rocks that creates a natural high area to hold back the water. The swirling action from this area is what brings the sand up on the beach every winter. It's easy to float up stream for a quarter mile or so to some other secluded beach areas, accessible only by the river.

Not long after laying out my stuff, others started to arrive. For a while it looked like a caravan was driving down the dirt road to the parking area above the beach. I've never seen so many people showing up here. I remember when I could be here all day and only see two or three small groups of people.

About me... I have very dark brown hair. I'm 6'1", 160 lbs. I mountain-bike and run for exercise. I stay fairly tan most of the year. I wear tan-through bike shorts while I ride in the hills, to get a more even tan. They still seem a bit see-through to me even though they advertise that this isn't the case. Regardless, there isn't any support or padding in the shorts, so my package is fully on display when I'm wearing them. That's why I save them for the back trails where it's unlikely to run into anyone, and even if I do, they're usually wearing skimpy athletic clothing as well. I try not to let myself get too stimulated from the shorts, but they are a joy to wear.

Anyway, I felt like I better get some oil on so I sat down and started applying. This is one of my favorite things to do. I applied the hot oil liberally, as best as I could, all over. I have a hard time getting my back, so I just spray over my head onto my back. I also pulled open my waistband of my loose, Lycra swim shorts, and sprayed my covered areas. I then, massaged all the oil into my skin. I got the areas inside my shorts last, not spending too much time there, but making sure I was covered evenly. 

I lay down on my lounger to get some rays and watch the people show up. It looked like just about everybody showing up was college age. The girls were wearing skimpy bikinis of various flavors. Some intriguing ones were made from some sort of holographic material that really drew attention. The guys were mostly tan and muscular. Most were wearing shorts that hung low. It almost looked as if they were hanging so low and loose that their package was actually holding up their shorts. Ass cracks in the back and all. That's the style now.

It was a bit stimulating, to me, watching all these fit bodies striping off street clothes and setting up their places to hang out. I could see that there would be plenty of eye candy today, even if it did get overly crowded. There was also a lot of drinking and smoking going on. I know I was getting wafts of cannabis floating by. None of this bothered me in the least. The bud would most likely keep things mellow. I've seen fights out here before and it's not conducive to having a good time, for anyone.

By now, people were starting to fill in the beach area, and some were walking past me to the few places left between me and the waterfall. Those spots are a bit more secluded but the beach doesn't extend into the water much, which isn't good for swimming.

One good looking couple, in particular, walked past me and seemed to have a devilish look on their faces. As I thought about it, I figured it might be fun to follow them after a bit to see what they might be up to. The girl was a petite blond with not much bikini on. It had vertical strips of yellow, orange and white. It was cut so it stood out from her skin in several areas to give the viewer an enticing glimpse of skin. The dude looked like a typical large necked football player wearing orange board shorts. His didn't hang down like most I'd seen; instead they were tight around his ass with his obviously aroused, member pressing against the front. You could tell he was circumcised by the outline of his mushroom shaped cock head outline.

The thought of their activities made me start to get aroused myself. I waited about five minutes and got up to take a walk. My oil covered semi received additional stimulation as I walked. Taking large steps up a couple of boulders actually made it show out the bottom of my shorts a few times. People all around were getting hammered and I knew it wouldn't matter if anyone saw.

I got to the first waterfall and began my assent. The further up I got, the more aroused I became. I started looking around to figure out which path to take as I climbed. I let my hard-on poke straight out as I climbed, covered only on top by the fabric of my shorts. I reached the top of the waterfall and looked over the top. I wasn't to be disappointed. Off about twenty feet was the couple I'd seen. They were completely naked, in full view, just out of the shadows of the trees in full sunlight. The sun was glistening off their bronze colored bodies. He was holding her hips, thrusting his very large cock into her at a slow, rhythmic pace. They were both oblivious to me, as they were not looking my way and the waterfall made enough noise to mask almost any activity.

I watched for a moment, and put my own cock back away as best I could. I continued climbing on up and started walking toward them but off to one side, like I was just wandering around. My sun glasses shield my eyes very well. As long as my head was pointed down, I was just watching my step for all they would know. I got to within ten feet and stopped, looking up surprised. They still did not notice me. Her tits were hanging, bouncing back and forth beneath her chest as he slowly increased his pace, and pumping his hairless, tan cock and balls into to her naked vagina. I couldn't believe the view I had. The noise from the waterfall was making me virtually invisible.

After a few more minutes, he pulled out and was standing behind her with it sticking straight out, glistening in the sun. He rotated her onto her back. That's when she saw me watching. There was no hiding the fact that I'd been watching and had a raging boner. She just smiled up at her man and let him impale her again. I stroked my own oily member as it stuck up out of the leg of my shorts. She began to watch me as I watched them. The dude's muscles were getting more and more flexed as he began to do his best to hold back. She rolled her eyes back and went into a blissful ecstasy. I didn't want to cum yet, but this was too hot. I could hear the guy's moans getting louder and I watched his muscular body flex and flex as he pumped his body more and more as he reached his own climax. Then his motions slowed until he stopped and left himself in her for a few moments. I began my own climax at that point. She was watching me again; he turned to see what she was looking at, just as I shot out almost far enough to hit them. I thought he might be angry, but he just smiled and watched as I continued to pump out numerous loads upon the forest floor.

When I came out of my dizzy climax, I raised my eyebrows to see if all was OK. I received smiles back as then they started to re-dress. I walked on past them up to a small pool above the waterfall for a swim. I needed to clean off and cool off as well. They didn't follow but went back down to join the beach goers again. I went ahead and stripped off, skinny dipping in the icy water. The river is much warmer, but this water has not had the chance to warm up. No matter how cold, I didn't have to worry about shrinkage. The scene I'd just witnessed was firmly burned into my mind and would be there for some time.