1 comments/ 45802 views/ 4 favorites Big Bang Theory By: MarciaR Big Bang Theory Penny and Sheldon have been dating for 6 months. Ever since he asked her out when Amy started dating Stuart. Things are going well. Penny has been able to pull Sheldon out of his shell. They have even admitted that they love each other. Only one problem, she still can't get him to be intimate. Penny calls Missy to get help. "Missy, this is Penny, Sheldon's girlfriend. Yes I know. I'm even still shocked by it. Things are good. Thanks for asking. I need your advice. I can't get Sheldon to be more intimate. He barely kisses me. I don't know what I can do to get him to open up. He has come so far but still nothing more. You sure about that? Okay if you think you can help. I will pick you up at the airport. Bye." Two days later Penny picks up Missy at the airport and they arrive back at the apartment. "Thank you Missy for coming and offering to help." "You're welcome Penny. Thank you for letting me stay here with you. I know Shelly can be a handful. I am so happy for you and him. Amy is okay but just wrong for Shelly. From what I hear, her and Stuart are doing well together. I have an idea for what can help Shelly. I won't go into detail. I just need you to get the others to go out and leave me with Shelly." "That shouldn't be a problem. It is anything can happen Thursday. I will get Bernadette and Amy to come by and we will have Leonard, Howard and Raj to take us out to eat." Later that night: Penny and Missy walk across the hall to the boys apartment and walk in. Sheldon sees them. Kisses Penny hello. "Missy what a surprise. I didn't know you were in town." "Hi Shelly. Good to see you too. I was just wanted to come visit and talk to you. Penny, Amy and Bernadette are going to take the guys out to eat so we can talk." "I hope nothing is wrong." "Nothing wrong at all. Everybody is okay at home. They all send their love. I just wanted to catch up with you." Fifteen minutes later everybody arrives and they go out to eat leaving Missy and Sheldon alone. "Lets order pizza and after we eat we can talk." "Okay Missy. Only because it's anything can happen Thursday." After eating and cleaning up, "Shelly sit down so we can talk. I hear that you and Penny are doing well. You two have lasted six months. I have never seen you this well adjusted." "Thanks. She is the best thing to ever happen to me. She is even more important to me than winning the Nobel Prize." "Penny tells me that as good as it is, there is still a problem. You still have intimacy issues. She says it's not much better than when you were with Amy." "I know. I'm scared to do anything more with her. I have never been with a woman. I know what to physically do, but I am too scared to do anything. I don't want to hurt Penny." "Penny told me all of this when she called and asked for my advice. That is why I am here. I want to help. Please don't be scared. I want to be with you. I want to be your first. This one time only. No one will ever know about this unless you say something and even then it should only be Penny." "I'm scared Missy. I don't know what to do. What if I am no good at this?" "Don't worry Shelly. I will help you. Lets go to your room. We can take it as slow as you want. I will help you." They go back to Sheldon's room. They sit at the end of the bed. "Just relax Shelly. No need to be scared. You will be just fine. You will enjoy this and Penny will be grateful." They started kissing each other and it was slow at first. Then Missy slipped her tongue in his mouth. This went on for about a minute. "Damn little brother. You sure as hell can kiss. No wonder Penny never said anything about your kissing." They continue kissing. Missy helps Sheldon get undressed. She then has him unzip her dress. He takes it off her. She's not wearing a bra. "Missy your breasts are so beautiful. Can I touch?" "Go right ahead. That is what they are here for. I see my breasts have an obvious reaction. I hope you can put that to good use." Sheldon starts fondling her tits and licks them. Sucks on one nipple then the next. She starts rubbing his dick. They are both in hog heaven. Missy then stands up and takes off her panties to reveal a hairy bush. "I haven't had a chance to wax lately. I hope you don't mind." "No problem at all. Women should have a bush. It is how it is supposed to look." "Shelly, now just lay back and relax." "She starts first kissing the head then the shaft. She works her way down and licks his balls. She slowly at first sucks on it and speeds up. "Missy, that feels so fucking good. I am about to cum." "Go ahead and shoot. It will be okay." After a few more minutes, he cums in her mouth. "So how was your first blow job?" "It was great." "It will be even better when you cum in my pussy." Sheldon starts kissing her again. First her mouth, her neck, each breast. He works his way down her body until he finds heaven. He starts slowly licking her labia and then her vagina. He starts licking her clit when she tells him to use his fingers. She is squirming especially when he inserts two fingers in her pussy. After a few more minutes of this she cums. "Damn Shelly, you sure know how to use your tongue, Penny is going to love that. Now comes the best part. Now it's time to fuck me. Fuck your sister's pussy." He does exactly that. He penetrates her pussy. He is loving the feeling of his dick inside her pussy. He finds it easy going after she cums earlier. She is very wet. He is kissing her as he is thrusting in and out. Her vaginal walls clenching his dick. "Missy, I'm about to cum. Should I pull out?" "Go ahead and cum in my pussy. I am on the pill. I am about to cum again." He explodes in her pussy as she cums again at the same time. "How are you feeling Shelly?" "I am feeling great but also ashamed." "Don't worry. No one will ever know. This was a one time thing between 2 consenting adults. I wish we had more time to go again before your friends get back. I would let you put that in my ass." They relax in bed for a few more minutes just kissing and playing with each other. They both cum again from their hands. They then go into the bathroom to clean up and get dressed. Penny and Leonard come in and everybody else heads back home. Missy sees Penny and says, "Penny I am going to sleep over here tonight. I think you and Sheldon are going to need the privacy." "Okay Missy. So how did the talk go? Do you think Sheldon is over his intimacy issues?" "Oh yes he is. I can't tell you more. Sheldon will if he wants to." That next morning. Missy goes into Penny's apartment to shower and change clothes. Penny sees her and instantly goes up to her and kisses her deep on the lips. "Thank you Missy. Sheldon told me what happened. Don't worry I will never tell. I was about to go wake up Sheldon. How about WE both go in there and wake him up and have some fun before you have to go." Big Bang Theory - Comic-Con Resistance is Futile "Welcome my friends to the holy land." Howard said as they entered the convention hall. "I must confess it is one of the few things that do stir an emotion. It must be my human half trying to assert itself." Sheldon replied dressed as Spock. "Four days of science fiction, fantasy and comic bliss." Leonard said who was dressed in the bright red outfit of the Flash. "Mmmm hmmm," nodded Rajesh Koothrappali dressed as a Norse God. "Oh, honey. Maybe you should have had a Grasshopper at the bar so you could talk. You knew I was coming." Penny replied. Leonard got a big grin on his face. "I don't think there are enough grasshoppers in the world that would have helped this time." Leonard said as he looked at Penny's outfit. "I was meaning to talk to you about that. Why did I dress like a space hooker?" Penny asked as she tugged at her metal bikini. "While your outfit does leave little to the imagination, you are in fact dressed in a perfect replica of the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Beyond that incestuous kiss with her brother in episode five. Princess Leia is considered by most accounts to be a wholesome individual, as well as an excellent warrior and leader." Sheldon stated as he went off into one of his rants. Howard made a bow in his Court Jester costume. "Your Highness. I am here to serve at your pleasure, or more correctly for your pleasure. You have but to command me." "Ok, go away. That would give me pleasure." Penny said with a warning face. "Howard, quit acting like a fool." Leonard interjected. "But that is what he is dressed as." Sheldon commented. "I think Howard is playing the part very well, made even more believable by the fact that he does not even have a PHD." "The court jester, or fool if you will, was popular in European courts from the thirteenth to seventeenth centuries. They had what many today would consider the most free speech. In fact, they could often say things and not get in trouble for it, even in the presence of royalty. The best example of this is in 1340, when the French fleet was destroyed at the Battle of Sluys by the English. Phillippe VI's jester told him the English sailors: "Don't even have the guts to jump into the water like our brave French." Sheldon continued. "That's really interesting Sheldon." Penny replied sarcastically. "You think so?" Sheldon asked. "No, not really," said penny shaking her head. "I swear I will get the hang of this sarcasm one day." Sheldon said. "Leonard, can we go to the bar first. I am a little self-conscious about my outfit. I could use a drink or five." Penny said to Leonard as she fidgeted in her costume. Rajesh, still unable to speak just nodded his head emphatically. Leonard agreed and the five of them headed off to the bar. Once at the bar Penny and Leonard ordered a Tequila Sunrise. Rajesh ordered a Grasshopper. Howard ordered a Slippery Nipple and Sheldon ordered a virgin diet Cuba Libra. "Leonard, I'm still anxious." Penny said as she finished off her second drink. "Howard once again to the rescue," said Howard as he pulled out a small bottle of pills and handed them to Penny. "What is this?" Penny asked. "Valium, it's my mother's. I keep some on me incase someone here gets to obnoxious." Howard said looking at Sheldon. Penny opened the bottle and took two. She handed it back to Howard. "You took two?" Howard asked. "Yes, I'm really uncomfortable. Why?" Asked Penny "Oh nothing, just with the alcohol...I'm sure you'll be fine." Howard commented. ***** The five of them started off together in the convention hall. After a couple of hours they split off, no longer able to take Sheldon's interesting facts. Rajesh ended up following an Orion Slave girl. Howard was off chasing Wonder Woman. Then after a while Penny and Leonard split off from each other. Howard ran into Sheldon in front of a comic book stand. He could hear Sheldon arguing with the vendor over who would take the place of Batman if he were to die. An argument Sheldon had had before with many others. "Go away you nutcase." Said the comic book vendor as Howard approached. "I swear, for someone who deals in comic books, he has very little knowledge about the subject matter." Sheldon said to Howard. "Have you seen any of the others?" Howard asked. "I saw Koothrappali with an Orion salve girl. At least I think it might have been a girl." Sheldon responded. "Ah, history repeats itself." Howard commented as he remembered the last time Rajesh met an Orion Slave Girl at Comic-Con. "I also saw Penny doing a very provocative dance for someone dressed up as Darth Vader." Sheldon continued. "What? Where?" Howard asked with a noticeably increased sense of interest. "Right behind you," said Sheldon, pointing behind Howard. Howard turned around and saw Penny doing the sexiest dance he had ever seen. Darth Vader was sitting on a chair in front of a booth and Penny was straddling him with her back to him. She was grinding her ass on his lap with her arms in the air. "Sheldon, did you try and stop her?" Howard asked. "Of course I did." Sheldon replied with a slight bit of indignation. "You did?" Howard asked with clear surprise. "Yes, I tried to tell her if she was going to dance, she needed to find someone dressed as Jabba the Hutt. Boba Fett would even do in a pinch, but that would not have been a completely accurate representation." "Come on." Howard said as he pulled Sheldon towards Penny. Howard grabbed Penny by the arm and lifted her off Darth Vader. "Hey! Do you mind?" Darth Vader said annoyed at the interruption. "Sorry Darth, this slave girl belongs to someone else." Replied Howard as he pulled Penny off to the side by Sheldon. "You're so cute." Penny said as she flicked the small bell at the end of Howard's Jester hat. "This is worse than I thought." Howard said surprised at Penny's comment. "We have to get her back to the hotel. Where is Leonard?" "I haven't seen him and given the size of this place, it's entirely possible we won't see him for quite a while. Why don't you take her to the hotel?" Sheldon replied trying to brush Penny's hand away as she started to play with his pointed Vulcan ear. "Normally I would volunteer in a second, but this is Comic-Con. You should take her. She likes you more." Howard said. "She doesn't like me more. She just dislikes me less. Besides, I didn't drive." Sheldon retorted. "Awww...I like you both." Penny said as she swayed from side to side. "Nobody drove. We took a taxi." Howard replied with exasperation. "Then might I suggest, this is the perfect time for rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock." Said Sheldon holding up his right hand, "I saw you and Koothrappali playing, but I don't remember how it goes." Howard responded. "Ok. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and like always, rock crushes scissors." Sheldon said with out taking a breath. "Ok. I got it." "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock." "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock." "Yes! Paper disproves Spock. I win." Howard said with his hand flat in the air. "I have been losing this more often then odds should allow." Said the Vulcan dressed Sheldon as he looked at his hand in the Vulcan symbol of greeting. "Yep, it's a mystery." Howard quipped. ***** Sheldon helped Penny into the room she was sharing with Leonard. She walked into the small living room and fell backwards into the sofa. Running her hands up and down her legs and inner thighs, she looked up at Sheldon. "Don't you want to stay and take care of me?" Penny asked in a provocative voice. "No. I want to get back to Comic-Con." Sheldon replied oblivious to the insinuation. "I want you to stay with me. I took care of you when you were sick and needed me. Now it's your turn. It's what friends do." "Are you sure you're not making that up." Sheldon replied dubiously. Penny got off the sofa and walked up to Sheldon. She grabbed one of his arms and began to run her hand up and down the front of his Star Trek Uniform t-shirt. "Stay with me." "Penny, are you hitting on me?" Sheldon asked. "While I have not had any experience with this, I have observed it with others." "Hit, spank, what ever turns you and those pointy ears of yours' on." Penny said with a smile. "I don't think Leonard would appreciate it if I engaged in coitus with you. I have been given to understanding that this is socially unacceptable." Sheldon replied. "Leonard won't mind. In fact it will make him happy." Penny said. "How exactly would I engaging in sexual relations with his girlfriend make him happy?" Sheldon asked disbelieving. "Well...It makes Leonard happy to see me happy. I will be happy when you have sex with me. Therefore, by having sex with me, you will make Leonard happy." Penny said as she pushed Sheldon back onto the sofa. Penny kneeled on the floor between Sheldon's legs. She then started to rub his cock through the material of his pants. "While you do have some logic, I am still not sure we should do this." Sheldon said as his body responded to the scantily clad Penny rubbing his cock. "It looks like little Spock thinks differently." Penny said with a smile. "Well, little Spock doesn't think for big Spock." "Big Spock is just along for the ride. It's little Spock I want to get to know better." Penny took off Sheldon's shoes. She then unbuttoned his pants, pulling them down and then off. She smiled when she saw the Star Trek boxers he was wearing. Placing her hand over the thin material of his boxers, she gripped his hard cock. "Have you ever had sex Sheldon?" Penny asked. "Not with a second party." Sheldon replied. "Then you've never had sex before." Penny said. Penny took Sheldon's cock out from his boxers and rubbed his cock on her face. The smooth silky feel of the skin on her cheek felt wonderful. She gripped his balls with her left hand and began to message them. She then licked the entire length of the shaft, starting at the bottom and working her way up to the head. As Penny got to the head she could already see the slight glisten as precum began to form at the tip. She took his cock into her warm, wet mouth. Penny took it in until she could feel it at the back of her throat. Loving the feel of the smooth skin as it ran across the top of her tongue. She sucked hard on his cock while she messaged his balls at the same time. As she looked up she could see Sheldon's head tilted back, small moans of pleasure escaping his lips. She smiled knowing he would not last long. His cock slid in and out of her mouth. Every three or four strokes she would push it down her throat a little further. She had lost her gag reflex years ago and was able to get little Spock all the way down. As she took his cock out of her mouth for a moment, a long string of saliva still connected his cock to her lips. She pumped his cock with her fist. Her hand sliding easily up and down his shaft as her own saliva made an excellent lubricant. She played with the tip of his cock with her tongue. Penny would roll her tongue around the head and then ever so gently place the head between her teeth. "Fascinating," said Sheldon when he opened his eyes and watched what Penny was doing. "If you think that is fascinating, wait till you see what's next." Penny got up and grabbed Sheldon's hand. She then led him to the bed, "time to do some exploring spaceman." "Given the number of men I have seen going to and from your apartment, I would hardly say I am going where no man has gone before." Sheldon replied. "In fact, from the data at hand, you could argue that I am going where many men have gone before. Thus this is not really exploring so much as revisiting." Penny pushed Sheldon onto the bed on his back. She took off the bottom piece of her slave girl outfit and metal bra. Tossing them on the floor, she eyed Sheldon as he tried to scoot back on his elbows. "Penny, I am really having difficulty seeing how this is going to make Leonard happy." Sheldon said clearly uncomfortable. Penny stood up on the bed. She walked over to Sheldon and put her foot on his chest. When Sheldon stopped trying to scoot back she kneeled down and straddled him. "Resistance is Futile. Now quit squirming." "Penny, I know you're new to the world of science fiction but if you're going to be using them as sexual metaphors, you really should get them right. Princess Leia would never say that. What you said is a quote from Star Trek, whereas your costume was from the world of Star Wars." Sheldon said. "Just shut up and stay still while I ride that geeky cock of yours." Penny said as she was overcome with sexual desire. ***** Rajesh Koothrappali led the Orion Slave Girl into his hotel room. As soon as the door closed, he and the Orion girl began to kiss. His hands went to her ass and began to squeeze. When Rajesh's hand began to work their way around the Orion slave girl stopped them and took a step back. The green painted Orion slave girl then went down to her knees and undid Rajesh's pants. She then pulled out his hardened member and began to stroke it. She looked up at Rajesh and smiled. Placing the cock in her mouth, she began to suck it. "That's it you little green sucking machine. Take this Norse God into your mouth." Rajesh said. Rajesh enjoyed the feeling of the wet lips and warm breath on his cock. He watched as she would take in a couple of inches of cock into her mouth and then stroke the shaft. He reveled in hearing the sucking slurping sound as she got considerable suction on his steeled member. Looking down, he saw the Orion Slave Girl put her hands in her pants. To his shock, The Orion Slave Girl pulled out a seven inch penis. "You're not an Orion Slave Girl. You're an Orion Slave Boy." Koothrappali said shocked at the discovery. "You want me to stop?" The guy asked in a more masculine voice. Rajesh thought for a second and shrugged his shoulders. "What the hell." He grabbed the Orion Slave Boy's head and pulled it back to his cock. ***** Howard Wolowitz led Wonder Woman into his hotel room. "You are in for a treat my sexy little heroine." Howard said with horny enthusiasm. Wonder Woman grabbed Howard by the shirt and pushed him backwards onto the sofa. Placing her knee-high red boot on his chest, she began to make a noose with her lasso. When she was finished she placed it around his neck and tightened it. "Are you going to make me tell you the truth?" Howard asked. "Because the truth is I want your un-koshered body in a way you can't write about in comic books, or TV or most movies for that matter." "Oh my little fool. By the time I'm done with you, you will tell me anything I want you to, truth or not." Replied Wonder Woman. She forced Howard to get up by pulling on the lasso. Then she yanked it towards the ground and forced him to his hands and knees. Sitting on the sofa she spread her legs apart. Between her legs there were three small buttons holding the one piece leotard together. Grabbing the top part of the material she pulled until the three buttons unsnapped. Wonder Woman exposed her shaved pussy to Howard. "I don't remember the Wonder Woman on TV having this on her outfit." Howard said as he stared at the beautifully shaved mound. Wonder Woman pulled the lasso and forced Howard's face into her pussy. "Shut up and eat fool. I will tell you when you can speak, if I choose to let you at all." Howard pulled back a little and decided he would start with his hand. With his right thumb he began to rub her lips, working his way to her clitoris and rubbing it in circles. "Oh yes, right there." Wonder Woman exclaimed as she grinded her pelvis into the fool's hand. Howard then slid one finger into her. He pushed his finger back and forth, easily penetrating her wet pussy. While he finger fucked a superhero, Howard placed his mouth on her clit and began sucking. Wonder Woman arched her back violently. "Oh GOD YES!!! Eat my pussy fool. I want to cum in your mouth." Howard licked, sucked, and fingered with more enthusiasm than he ever could imagine. The answer to all his childhood dreams came true. Here he was, Howard Wolowitz with Wonder Woman's legs spread in front of him and his face buried in her wet mound. ***** Penny rode Sheldon's cock hard. She alternated between rocking back and forth and bouncing up and down. Her breast bounced in unison with her motion. She leaned her head back as she enjoyed the feeling of the cock slide deep inside her. She placed one hand on Sheldon's stomach and used her other hand to message her clit. Sheldon shook Penny's arm. "Penny." He shook it again. "Penny." He shook it a third time. "Penny." "What is it Sheldon." Penny said in an exasperated voice at being interrupted. "I am about to ejaculate." Sheldon said. "What?" Penny asked only half listening. "Ejaculate. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm." "Go ahead." Penny said. "Interesting, this is the first time you ever understood my definition. I guess we have finally found a subject in which you excel at." Sheldon replied. "That's interesting honey. Now be quiet." Penny said as she returned her focus to what she was doing. "One more question. I was curious about birth control." Sheldon said unsure if she had understood his point. "I'm on the pill. I probably won't get pregnant, but if I do our babies will be smart and beautiful." Penny said teasingly. Sheldon's eyes grew a little larger. "And invisible?" "What?" Penny asked. "Nothing, prepare to receive my sperm." Sheldon said mechanically. Penny felt a hot explosion deep inside her. She then felt several more blast of lessening intensity follow. She moaned with pleasure as she felt the cock dance around her wet pussy. The feeling of Sheldon's cock pulsating deep inside her was a pleasure she had not thought possible. Penny could feel the pressure building up inside to a point she could no longer hold. Grabbing Sheldon's shirt she forced herself down hard onto his cock. She squeezed Sheldon's waist between her legs as the intense feeling overcame her. Penny arched her back as wave after wave ran through her. Her pussy contracting around Sheldon's deflating cock. Penny relaxed and smiled. "Thank you for taking care of me Sheldon. Live long and prosper." She said and held up her hand in the Vulcan sign. ***** Rajesh stood behind the Orion Slave Boy and pressed his cock at the entrance. Pushing a little harder each time until the head went in, slowly working his way deep into the green painted form before him. The Orion Slave Boy dropped his head. "Oh, that feels so good. So nice and fat. Fuck me you Norse God." Rajesh now had the length of his shaft inside. The Orion Slave Boy's ass taking it, as it had so many before. Enjoying the feel of how tight it was. Reaching underneath the Orion Slave Boy, Rajesh grabbed the erect penis and began to jerk him off while he fucked him from behind. Between the Orion Slave Boy's blowjob and his tight ass, Rajesh did not last long. He started pumping the green ass harder, releasing his grasp of his cock so he could place both hands on his waist. Rajesh pulled the Orion Slave Boy towards him so he could get in as far as possible. Rajesh's body trembled as he released his sperm deep inside another man. "Take my load you green bottomed beauty." His cum mixing with the lubricant made his dick slide in and out easier. The build up and release as he ejected another load. "You are indeed a god." Said the Orion Slave Boy as he grabbed the Anal Eaze and coated his cock. Big Bang Theory - Comic-Con "I guess it is my turn." Rajesh said as he assumed a position on his hands and knees. Rajesh felt the Orion Slave Boy as he rubbed the lubricant onto his ass. His thumb pushing at the entrance until it went in. Rajesh closed his eyes as they green nymph began to work his thumb in and out. Rajesh then opened his eyes when he felt the cock at his ass. He could feel as the head slipped in and then got tighter as the thicker part of the shaft tried to stretch him out. The Orion Slave Boy worked his cock in and out of his partner. "Oh, I love it. You're so tight." Rajesh was in heaven. Even though he had just come, he was starting to get another erection. This new experience of having another man's cock inside his ass was intense. "That's it slave. Fuck me! Fuck me hard. I want to feel your cock in my belly. Tear my ass up you little green whore." The Orion Slave Boy began to fuck Rajesh harder. "I like it when you talk dirty. Keep calling me slave. You like having a big hard cock inside you." The Orion Slave Boy pulled his cock completely out and looked at the opening. "Your ass looks so good with the hole stretched out." Rajesh felt the cock go back in. He loved the feeling as his partner grabbed his hips and thrust deep and hard inside him. Even though the Orion Slave Boy was the more feminine, Rajesh felt dominated right now and enjoyed it. He loved the way his hard cock dangle below him and slapped his stomach with each thrust. Every once in a while he tightened his anal muscles to grip the cock tighter. The Orion Slave Boy started to fuck the Norse God harder. "I'm about to cum." "That's it slave, cum inside me. Dump your load in my ass. This Norse God desires your sperm" Rajesh felt as the slave released inside him. He could feel the hot jets of sperm as they coated the walls of his anal cavity. He could feel the Orion Slave Boy's hard cock stiffen each time it released another load. Then at the end a few more pulsating spasms and the remainder of the sperm was ejected. Rajesh stood up. "You did well slave. Now it is time for you to go." Rajesh kissed the Orion Slave Boy and sent him on his way. ***** Holding the lasso like a leash, Wonder Woman led Howard on his hands and knees to the bed. Every couple of steps she would use the other end and whip it across his bottom. "Oww that hurt," cried out Howard. "I told you, no speaking unless I give you permission fool." Wonder Woman said as she whacked Howard even harder across the ass. Wonder Woman got on the bed first. She got on her hands and knees. She tugged on the lasso until Howard was behind her. "Now stick that cock inside me." Howard immediately responded and stuck his hardened cock inside the superhero. His steel member slid easily inside her soaking wet pussy. He grabbed her hips and started to thrust in and out of her. A moment later he felt a strong tug as she yanked on the lasso. "I didn't say you could grab my waist." Said Wonder Woman. Howard released his grip and just moved his hips back and forth. "That's better fool. Now fuck me and do it right. Also, tell me when you are about to cum." Said Wonder Woman. Howard fucked the superhero for everything he was worth. His cock slid in and out of her, while his balls banged against her mound. He was only able to keep it up for about ten minutes before the urge to cum was too great. "I am about to cum Wonder Woman." Wonder Woman crawled forward so that Howard's cock slid out of her. Turning around she kneeled in front of him. "Ok fool, grab your cock and jerk off. Looking at you, I'm sure this is very familiar to you." "Can you do it for me?" Howard asked. Wonder Woman yanked hard on the lasso. "I didn't give you permission to speak. And no, I am not going to let a fool cum inside me. Now, jerk off." Howard grabbed his cock and began to beat off. With a well practiced, expert grip, it did not take him long to cum. He shot his load off to the side, afraid what would happen if he got any on her. "Good fool. I know you enjoyed it, now thank me." Said Wonder Woman. "Thank you Wonder Woman." Howard said timidly. ***** Leonard got back to the hotel and saw Sheldon leaving his and Penny's room. "Sheldon, where did you guys all go?" Leonard asked. "I had to take Penny back to the hotel." Sheldon replied. "Why?" Leonard asked. "Because paper disproves Spock. Why else?" Sheldon retorted. "You just brought her here?" "No. We got her two hours ago." "What were you still doing in her room then?" "According to Penny, I was making you happy." Sheldon said with only the slightest apprehension. "I have a bad feeling about this. How did you do that?" "I had coitus with her." "What?" "Coitus, sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina." "I know what coitus is. How was that suppose to make me happy?" "Because, it made her happy. She said when she was happy, you were happy. Therefore by having sex with her I made you happy." "You are not supposed to have sex with your best friend's girlfriend." Leonard yelled. "I thought her hypothesis sounded flawed." "Why didn't you tell her no?" Leonard whined. "I did." "Did you resist her advances?" "Not possible." "Why not?" "Resistance is futile." Leonard walked past Sheldon towards his room. "That doesn't make sense. She was dressed as Star Wars, not Star Trek." "That's what I said." Sheldon responded before he turned and went to his room. Big Bang Theory "Remember," she whispered hoarsely to Peters, "no matter what it tells us, no matter what it promises, don't open it up!" The scientist nodded unsteadily. "I'm just as afraid of it as you are, Gerr. " The mind-voice said: "I am a prisoner in this contrivance, as you have guessed. For a time almost longer than you can comprehend, I have endured this imprisonment. Now I am upon your world and need your assistance to escape, but I sense that you have great fear. If I disclose to you who I am, and how I come to be here, you will not be so afraid. I wish you to know these things." Gerry felt as though she stood in the nightmare world of Freddy Krueger. She could almost imagine the tines of his sharpened blades penetrating the case from the inside. "What I wish to convey to you will best be understood by the use of visual pictures, as well as by spoken words. I do not know the capacity of your minds for reception of such pictures, but I will attempt to make them clear. "Do not attempt to think about what you see," the mind-voice cautioned. "Merely allow your minds to remain in a receptive condition. Hopefully, you will understand some of what I show you; my thoughts will accompany the visual impressions." Gerry felt sudden panic as the world disappeared beneath her feet. The polyhedron, the sunlit scene, the ground and the blue sky were replaced by the black vault of space--a lightless, airless void. 114 Below her--far, far below--there floated a colossal cloud of stars. In the shape of a softly compressed orb, its stars could be counted only by the billions of billions "This is the universe as it was," the voice informed her, "fourteen billion years ago. The stars you now identify as individual galaxies were gathered together in a super-cluster, a mere million light years across." Gerry rocketed downward toward the mighty swarm at a mind-bending speed, into the cluster itself. She beheld that many of the stars had planets orbiting around them and that many of the planets were inhabited.The inhabitants were sentient beings of force, each one a tall, disk-crowned pillar of brilliant blue light, immortal, the voice told her, passing through space and matter at will. They were the only sentient beings in the cosmos. The super-galaxy and all its matter and energy was entirely at their command. Now Gerry's viewpoint shifted to a world near the center of the swarm. There she observed a single creature of force engaged in a new and unprecedented experiment upon matter. The creature sought to build new variations of structure, combining and recombining atoms in infinite permutations. Suddenly, the creature came upon a combination of atoms that gave strange results. The matter moved of its own accord and was able to receive stimuli and to remember the stimuli and to act upon it itself. It was also able to assimilate matter into itself and so to grow. The experimenter named this new matter by a name that solidified itself in Gerry's mind as "life." As the diseased matter expanded and assimilated more and more of the ordinary matter around it, the experimenter became alarmed. Deciding this new form of matter must be immediately destroyed, he set about this task, only to erroneously set it free. Escaping from the experimenter's lab, this strange new pestilence of life began to spread over all the planet. Everywhere it spread, infecting the surrounding environment until, despite the force-creature's best efforts at eradication, the planet had to be abandoned. The pestilence grew worse. Spores, driven by the push of light to other suns and to other planets, spread out in all directions. The pestilence was adaptable, taking on different forms as required to live on different worlds. It propagated itself, growing always, infecting more and more of the super-cluster's non-organic life. 115 For every world the force-creatures stamped out life, it spread to two others. Always, some hidden spore escaped. Soon, nearly all of the worlds of the central super-cluster were leprous with the plague; the entire universe was at risk. A radical solution was required. A radical solution was proposed. On the advice of the experimenting force-creature--for his talents and imagination were truly great--it was resolved to apply a great rotational force to the cluster. This the force-beings did by their own radiance of life, sacrificing great numbers of themselves in order to save the rest. They set the super-cluster to spinning, accelerating it over time until the outward momentum offset the centrifical force, breaking the cluster apart. Gerry witnessed that break-up from high above, watching as the colossal, spinning cloud of stars disintegrated, sending uncountable numbers of these new, smaller galaxies free of the parent form, until at last, nothing remained but a pogrom of infected life, an immense, quarantined, blighted galaxy unto itself. And still this pogrom turned. This pogrom which bore the spiral form caused by its initial rotation. Within it now, the infestation had spread to nearly every world. And the rest of the universe watched. "I was banished," the mind-voice said with unfathomable sadness. "As unleasher of the plague, I was to be forever imprisoned within this energy shell, to wander unguided and unknown among the many stars, never to be found." 116 Gerry watched the glowing polyhedron float aimlessly through space, from one end of the galaxy to the other, drifting always at the whim of passing light, as years stretched from millennia into eons, and then into epochs. The other galaxies sped farther and farther away, while the pestilence loose in the central galaxy covered every possible world. Only this one force-creature remained, imprisoned eternally in its polyhedron-cage. Suddenly Gerry was back in the cold sunlit world, standing beside the polyhedron. She was dazed, wobbly on her feet, and seriously in need of a pee. Beside her on his knees, Peters was busy at some form of triangular-shaped contraption. It had copper piping and ebony-colored tubes, and an acrid-smelling smoke rising from a hole centered in the top. Scattered across the ground were several empty canisters, two marked with a skull and crossbones on a bright yellow field. "Pete, no!" she screamed as Peters dropped a handful of brown pellets into the smoking hole. A yellow beam leaped from the ebony colored tube, striking the polyhedron's side. Immediately, an intense flash of yellow spread across the faceted surface and as Gerry was picked up and flung through the air, the polyhedron dissolved in that saffron flare. The thing which had been imprisoned since almost the beginning of time, erupted in an eighty-foot pillar of blazing blue light, crowned by a disk of even light even brighter. It loomed in ethereal splendor in the sudden darkness, for with its bursting forth, the noonday sun had snapped off like turned-off bulb. The creature swirled and spun in awful, alien glory as Gerry and Peters both screamed and flung their hands up over their eyes. 117 There was a wave of colossal exultation, a joy vaster than any human joy, an absolute triumph as the creature flashed upward into the heavens like a lightning bolt of blue. And as it did so, Gerry's darkening brain failed and she staggered into blissful, thank-you-so-much-God unconsciousness.