3 comments/ 15827 views/ 8 favorites Alien Pirate vs. 18 Year Old Human By: IsraelKylie A spasm of hurt rippled through me with such suddenness that I was almost certain it showed on my face, but I tried to control my expression, keep everything about me neutral and cold - aloof and detached. I stared up at Sambo, blinking back the burning sensation of tears. "You liar..." I said through gritted teeth, my fists were clenched, nails digging into my palms. He simply avoided my gaze, pretending he couldn't see just how abused I was by his betrayal. "You lied..." I repeated, reaching out for the pink shapeshifter, to save it it from clutches of this monster, but Sambo grabbed my wrist. "I didn't lie to ya!" He shouted, shaking me slightly. "What the hell are you talking about! You just shot us down from the sky without a second thought! The captain is wounded! You said you'd never hurt anyone! You're a pirate! A godamn pirate and you never even told me!" I screamed, jerking my arm out of his grasp and backing away furiously. Sambo released Morphu (the shapeshifter) from his hand and the pink blob floated to my side, curling up against my bruised cheek. Sambo glared at us both, his mechanical red eye flashing. "It was Scroop! I tried to stop him...none of this would've happened if you weren't eavesdropping! What was I supposed to do? Let you run off and warn...THEM!" He spat the last word in disgust, pointing up towards the cave, where Dopply and Amelie were supposedly huddled up in a corner, wrapped around each other as if their lives depended on it. I couldn't believe it, who was this guy? Where was the old cyborg who was always telling me not to pick fights cause violence was a crime against humanity? "What's the matter with you...? Why are you so evil...?" I huffed, gripping the sides of my beaten down leather jacket. Sambo started towards me, his expression softening. Before I could escape, he wrapped an arm around me and pulled me close, looking both ways, as if making sure there was nobody in earshot. He whispered: "If we play our cards right...we could walk away rich as kings..." I still couldn't believe him. "Yea right...hey where's the gun? Aren't you gonna shoot me or something?" I snapped, ducking from under his fleshy arm. "Hey! I'm serious!" He growled, reaching out to grab me again, this time by the front of my shirt. "You go get that map and an even portion of the treasure is yours!" He grinned. I gazed at him, surprised at how sincere he could sound. "Yea?" I pretended to sound intrigued. He pulled me down beside him, as he sat back down onto the large boulder, and patted his robotic leg. "It's been downright snarky since that game of tag we had in the galley..." Sambo chuckled, but seeing the same emotionless expression on my face, he wiped that stupid beam off his. "You know..." He tried again. "whatever you heard back in the galley, at least the part concerning you, I didn't mean a word of it..." He sighed, looking rather sheepish. "I mean, the crew thought I had gone soft! They would've gutted us both!" He added, drawing an imaginary x on his chest, as if to demonstrate the crew slicing out his heart. His cold heart... Sambo was surprised, and I gotta admit, even I was when a maniacal laugh escaped my lips. "Boy...you really are something...aren't you?" I hissed, standing up and circling around him like a shark, eyes narrowed, and maybe even blackening. Sambo looked confused. "I mean...all that talk about light coming off my sails and all the other shit you told me to boost my vibe...seriously dude..." I turned away suddenly, to suppress a sob. Them I whipped back around and yelled. "Well you at least taught me one thing right! Stick to it! Well I'm gonna make sure you never see a drubloon of my treasure!" Sambo flexed his fingers menacingly. "That treasure is owed to me, by 'tunder!" He shouted, leaping up. So I shouted even louder, even throwing in a little sass. "Well try to find it without my map by 'tunder!" Each day, I was sounding more like him. Sambo kept his own glaring eyes fixed on mine, for a few minutes, as if we were competing in some sort of sick staring contest. I could hear his short gasping breaths, and I bet he could hear the voice screaming in my head. "Run! Run Landon! He's turning his freak of an arm into a flintlock! RUN!" But of course, i stayed rooted to the ground, while Morphu turned into a cloud above out heads, sprinkling down a flurry of snowflakes to try and lighten the mood. At last, Sambo broke the awkward silence, while stroking his newly formed gun, while anticipating my more reasonable reaction. "Ohhh...you really don't know how to pick your fights do yeh boy?" He growled, aiming that dispicable weapon towards my face. Once again, I didn't so much as blink. I folded my arms across my chest, and rolled my eyes, even thought my heart had accelerated to a million beats a second. My cockiness seemed to infuriate the guy. He lowered the cannon, and instead aimed it at a nearby tree, which blew up in flames in less than a second, sending swirls of smoke towards us. Okay, now that was unexpected. I nearly shit my pants. Sambo held out a large finger in my face. "I get that map tomorrow by dawn or so help me...ill use the ship's cannon to blast yeh all to kingdom come!" He bellowed, sending an army of crows soaring out of the other nearby conifers. A horse sprinted past us, neighing with all it's might. I bet I looked unaffected my his threat, cause I wasn't. Yea, that old scalawag never scared me...and he never will... Sambo waved a handful of flurries out of his face, and glared up at Morphu. "Hop to it!" He howled. And when the poor pink shapeshifter didn't stop snowing, Sambo hollered even louder. "NOW!!" Which sent it flying for cover behind me. I could feel the shaking jelly like texture against me. Ugh... Aliens... "Whatever..." I muttered, at his retreating figure, as he made his way back down the hill. I turned my back on him as well, and started heading off back towards the cave, towards the setting sun. Then out of nowhere, I felt this gravitational force that seemed to force my head to look back over my shoulder at the cyborg, and as if it were some coincidence, he had stopped and was glancing right back at me. I swore I could see traces of distress in his eyes, signs of remorse...for having yelled at me so much...for his many threats to ruin my life...but then, maybe it was just the remaining sun rays casting shadows over his face. I sighed, quickly looking away... I thought he whispered my name. "Landon..." Pleadingly... I looked back at him, but he was already gone. At least that's what I thought... I felt somebody grab my shoulder from behind and spun me around with such a force I was nearly knocked off my feet. "Sambo!!" I screamed in shock, reaching for his hand that was gripping my shoulder firmly. "How the fuck did you get there!" I yelled, hardly believing my eyes. Sambo simply glared at me, blank expression, although I could notice a mysterious sparkle in his eyes, as I stared up at him in wonder. "Listen kid, I'm not leaving..." Sambo growled. "What...? I told you I'm not giving you the fucking map!" I protested, jerking free from his grasp. "I'm not talking about the map!" He groaned. I blinked in confusion, struggling to understand what he just said, with Morphu chirping by my ear uncontrollably. Sambo, seeing my bewildered state, sighed. "I don't need the map...look Landi, I don't need any of this, I don't need the ship, or the gold, or the crew..." He seemed to have great difficulty in telling me whatever he needed to say. I squinted at him as if I've never seen him before in my life. Was this cyborg for real? After 6 months in space, 6 months of undercover plotting to take over the Legacy, he was giving up? And for what... "...I need you..." Sambo finally managed to spit out. "Come again bro..." I whispered, hardly believing what I'd just heard. Sambo indeed looked like he was having an internal struggle, his eyes looked distressed, his forehead was creased in anxiety, he was shaking! "Look...Sambo...JUST TELL ME ALREADY!! Why don't you want the treasure anymore? Huh? It's your life!! You've been at it your whole life-" He cut me off, reaching out to grab me by the collar of my ripped shirt. "I don't want it no more! Don't you understand!? Don't you get a single thing I've been trying to tell you these past months!! I'm in love with you!" He roared. Sambo then shoved me away, turning to face the setting sun. I can't tell you the exact sensation I was feeling at the moment, it was unlike anything I've ever felt before. It was lust... It was torturous... I reached out to touch his bulky arm. "Yea...I know..." I whispered. Sambo turned back around to face me. "Landon...I'm gay..." He muttered, tears streaming down his cheeks. I nodded. "Me too..." I said, stroking his skull tattoo. Morphu exploded into a dozen fireworks, nearly setting my hair on fire. "I love you too man..." I choked out, tears streaming down my cheeks. "But yer young and wild and free! And I'm a blasted pirate three times yer age! This is never gonna work out..." Sambo whined. I simply smacked him across the face. "I don't fucking care! Besides...I'm 18, I'm practically an adult...and by the way, I've been meaning to tell you the same thing ever since I laid eyes on you, you old scalawag..." Sambo let himself smile, for the first time in what felt like decades. I collapsed onto the large boulder, while staring at my bruised hands. Sambo sat down next to me, laughing sheepishly. "You know...I can kill Scroop if yeh want...I've always hated that spider..." He admitted. I grinned. "Sure...why not..." We both watched the sun set, his arm around my shoulders and my arm half way around his very wide waist. At last I broke the heavy silence. "It's dark...we should go..." Sambo pinched my cheek in agreement. It took is 5 minutes to climb up the hill towards the cave that Dopply Amelie were hiding in. Morphu was floating ahead of us, leading the way, while making those cute gurgling noises as it eyed us both lovingly, apparently satisfied with out friendship reunion...(I'd rather put it this way...) Upon stepping into the dark cavern, Doppler cried in relief. "Oh Landon! My boy! What took you so long!" But then he gasped out loud in horror as soon as he spotted Sambo by my side, half concealed by the dark. "Uh...yeh know...I don't think this cave is big enough for all of us..." Sambo stroked his chin as if trying to think of something extraordinary. After a few seconds, he simply turned his robotic hand into a gun and shot Dopply straight in the face. "SAMBO!!" I screamed. "What...?" The cyborg grunted, blowing at the smoke that was issuing out of the pistol hole. "I can't believe..." I started, but then I realized that Sambo did have a point. There was no way he was letting his mother find out he was gay...with Dopply being her best friend and all...he was sure to spill the news... "Oh well..." I shrugged. We both dragged the bloody corpse out of the cavern and buried it under the damp dirt a few kilometers away, then Sambo placed a large bush on top of his grave. "Rest in peace...oh and send Captain Nathanial my blessings..." Sambo spoke to the bush, before I pulled him away shaking my head. We nearly forgot about Amelie, but seeing her lying pale faced on the cold floor, with her eyes rolled back into her sockets, she was good as dead. "Now..." I rubbed my hands together, shooting Sambo a sly look. He bared his sharp teeth and beckoned me forward, chuckling in mock anger. I ran straight at him and leapt into his outstretched arms. Our lips smashed into each other, which was sure to leave a bruise the next day but who fucking cares! I was with the love of my life, and there was nobody there to stop me... I poked my tongue into his mouth, and explored, rubbing the tip over his pearly shark like teeth, enjoying the rough pointy scraping sensation. Sambo ran his fingers all over my back, pressing me even closer to his massive chest. "Fuck put me down...it's gettin hot in here..." I panted. Sambo dropped me onto the floor and I fell onto my butt with a thud. "-the hell was that for?" I snapped. Sambo looked down at his pants. I followed his gaze, then let out a gasp. "Ooooohhhh..." I smirked, admiring the giant bulge. "It's not funny..." Sambo scowled. "Oh yes...it is..." I giggled like a girl, as I got up onto my knees. I tugged at my shabby shirt, and tore at it, until there was nothing left but the collar. I tossed the fucking shirt aside then thrust out my chest, and looked down at my 6 pack. "Godamn it Landi! Why didn't yeh tell me you were ripped!" Sambo yelled. "It's a surprise...now shut up" I ordered, as I got onto my knees. I reached up to stroke his boner. Sambo grabbed be wrist. "Landon..." He pleaded. "What?" I rolled my eyes. "Not with Morphu here..." Sambo growled. I whipped around, expecting the pathetic blob to be floating behind me. "Who cares...it's not like it knows what we're doing anyway..." A manically laugh escaped my lips, surprising is both. It was Sambo's turn to slap me this time and I instantly fell silent. (Story continued in third person) "Morphu! We need a little private time so if you could just step out for the night..." Sambo cooed, turning around on the spot, searching around the dark cavern. "Gay! Gay! Gay! Hee hee!" The pink flubber suddenly shot straight at Landon's face, knocking him right over. It had shape shifted itself into a pair of lips and was lapping ferociously at Landon's full, pouty ones, nearly suffocating him. "Morphu..." Sambo's voice sounded grave. He held out his hand. Morphu stopped assaulting Landon and turned back into its usual form. It headed over to Sambo, gurgling in delight. Sambo's robotic hand switched into a pistol. Morphu gasped. Landon stared in shock, "GET THE FUCK OUT 'FORE I POP YOUR GUTS FULL OF LEAD!!" Sambo hollered, sending the blob flying out the cave for cover. Whimpering could be heard from outside but other than that, it was a peaceful night. Sambo helped his little lover back onto his knees. "Now...where were we...?" He grinned. Landon's face lit up. He reached for Sambo's fly and unzipped slowly, his eyes widening more and more by the second until at last, they were the size of compasses. Landon stared at his prize, a fully aroused, juicy cock that was already leaking pre alien cum, the colour of sky blue. "Heh heh heh..." Sambo chuckled at Landon's amazed gaze. He ruffled the boy's hair. Landon stuck out his tongue and quickly licked the head. "Get ready Sambo, imma do you like no bitch ever has before..." And with that, Landon opened his mouth wide and shoved Sambo's dick right in. He slurped and sucked, and with his other hand, cupped Sambo's massive balls, feeling the heavy load of cum. "Oh yea...baby..." Sambo groaned in pleasure. He felt his cock throb and pulse in the boy's wet mouth. Landon suckled like a child would on his lollipop. Sambo felt himself pumping his seed into the kid's mouth. Startlingly, Landon pulled back, coughing and spluttering. "Ah...lad...easy does it..." Sambo crooned, rubbing his shoulder. "Sorry...but I think you've just had a most explosive cum shot of the century..." Sambo managed to choke out, creamy cum dripping from his lips. "Did I now? Well I'll be...keep sucking then...there's more where that came from...heh heh... Sambo grabbed Landon's neck and shoved his head back inbetween his legs. He felt his cock twitch violently in the boy's mouth, and Sambo thrust his hips slowly, shoving his meat stick farther towards his epiglottis. Sambo groaned in pleasure, as more cum squirted out, he could hear Landon gargling. "That's it kid...nice work..." Sambo encouraged him. Landon's eyes began to water, but he continued to bob his head up and down, letting the penis slide up and down his throat. "What...are...what's happening...?" Said a sudden, dreamy woman's voice. Silver snapped his neck around, only to find Amelie had risen off the ground, and was staring at the two absentmindedly. Landon, who was too busy trying to swallow the load of semen, didn't even notice when Amelie cried out his name. "Landon! What are you doing! Where's the map!" She squealed. Sambo pointed his pistol at her. "Shut up bitch!" He shot her in the eye, piercing it into the wall behind her. The former captain fell face down onto the floor, blood streaming towards Landon and Sambo. The boy pulled himself away, wiping his mouth, while staring at the bloody floor. "Jeez...who's gonna clean that up?" He wondered. "MORPHU!!" Sambo yelled. The blubbery pink blob flew into the room, shivering violently from the night air. "Morphu...you little son of a bitch...clean this shit up..." Sambo ordered. The blob immediate turned itself into a broomstick and began mopping up the blood. "Hey Sambo...what about the body?" Landon asked. "What about it? It ain't gonna rot overnight! Shut up and keep sucking!" Sambo grabbed a fistful of Landon's hair and forced him back into his groin. 20 minutes later, Sambo felt his cock twitch like never before in his life. It smacked Landon's inside cheek then it exploded, shooting out about half a liter of cum. "Oohhhh...yea...ohhhh..." Sambo could hear the boy gulping it all down. After about 10 minutes, Sambo finally wiped his mouth and stood up. "How was that?" He smiled. Sambo grabbed him around the waist and pulled him close so he could plant another smooch on his red lips. Sambo had to bend down to meet the boy's lips, being 3 feet taller than he was. He felt the boy's rock hard abs and pinched his nipples. "You sexy mutherfucker...imma pound your ass next..." Sambo said. "Eh...not tonight...it's gettin late...and your dick needs a rest..." Landon said, tracing Sambo's face creases with his index finger. "No...I think we should do it..." Sambo grinned. "Fine..." Landon giggled. Sambo slid out of his pants, revealing one thick hairy leg and a robotic substitute which reflected the moon's light off its titanium metal. Landon slowly tore his shorts off, slightly blushing as Sambo looked him over. His cyborg eye flashed a red beam at the boy's small dick. "Very nice..." Sambo breathed. Landon piped up. "Really?" "Yea...come 'ere..." He grabbed the boy by the upper arm and shoved him against the wall. "Okay...now spread your legs a bit more...perfect! Yeh ready?" Sambo exclaimed, wrapping his fingers around Landon's small waist. Landon had his palms pressed against the smooth cavern wall for support. "Yeh...pound away!" He said gleefully. Sambo hesitated, looking back and forth between Landon's ass and his massive cock. How the fuck was it going to fit inside...? "Just do it already!" Landon snapped, looking over his shoulder at the cyborg. The pirate could see his monstrous reflection in Landon's bright blue eyes and he sighed. "This is gonna hurt..." He warned. "Fuck it I don't care!!" Landon screamed, pounding at the wall with his fists. Sambo slapped the boy's butt cheeks, enjoying the soft smooth texture. He cupped one rosy cheek in his hand, rubbing it slightly. Alien Pirate vs. 18 Year Old Human Sambo moaned in pleasure. "Oh yeh like that don't you..." Sambo bent down onto his knees and spread open the boy's ass cheeks, to reveal his tight pink anus. Sambo stuck his tongue inside and started swirling it around his tight virgin hole. "Ha ha ha! That tickles you cunt!" Landon screeched. Sambo thrust his tongue through the hole a few minutes later, attempting to stretch it a little. Once satisfied, he stood up, a gave Landon one final slap on the butt, as hard as he could that was sure to leave a mark. "Ohh...fuck yea..." Landon enjoyed the pain, and Sambo could tell. He shoved his dick into his hole and began slowly jerking his hips back and forth. A short cry escaped Landon's lips. "Banga...banga...banga..." Morphu sang, dancing above their heads. "Shut up" Sambo said, barely resisting a grin. Landon yelped, as Sambo greedily shoved himself deeper, his 9 inch widening his little virgin hole to the size of a Sambo's golden compass. Sambo could still feel his dick throbbing with lust, there was still some cum left and be squirted it into Landon's ass. "There...lets just hope we don't get yeh pregnant eh lad?" Sambo chuckled, slapping Landon's lower back. "Fuck you" Landon moaned. Sambo pulled away, panting in relief. Landon felt extremely sore, he slid onto the ground, enjoying the cool floor against his behind. Sambo pulled his pants back up then joined the boy at his side. He wrapped an arm around him, hugging him close. Landon rested his head against his chest, and stretched his arm over Sambo's round belly. "Looks like I won't be able to walk for a week" Landon murmured. "Eh...don't worry lad...first times always a bitch...it'll be more gun the second time around...or the third..." Sambo reassured him. Sambo stared at the full moon while Landon counted the stars. "68...69..." Landon muttered. Sambo placed a finger under the boy's chin and tilted his head up to face him. "Yeh know Landi...yer eyes are brighter than all the stars in the galaxy combined..." He said, admiring the sea blue orbs that glistened like glass. "Aw...man...that's so sweet..." Landon squealed. He grabbed Sambo's cyborg arm and fiddled with the many buttons and switches. "And you know what? I think cyborgs are sexy as fuck..." Landon said. "You're sexy as fuck..." Sambo chuckled. "No...you are..." Landon protested. "No you are..." Sambo kissed him lightly on the forehead. The two lay in the moonlight for the next half hour or so, listening to Morphu (in the form of a harp) playing a slow beautiful song. "Tomorrow's a big day..." Sambo said at last. "Yea..." Landon agreed, cracking his knuckles. "I get to kill Scroop..." Landon laughed evilly.