3 comments/ 32844 views/ 2 favorites My Wild-on Waitress By: maxdname The beautiful young blonde woman with cobalt blue eyes bared her teeth briefly before she bit into the corner of the pillow where my head lay. A guy with a crew cut knelt behind her banging his loins into her upturned hips with a physical urgency, I suspect, would normally be seen in those individuals engaged in hand-to-hand (or hand-to-claw) mortal combat with some large carnivorous predator. The girl's eyes focused on me momentarily before she whispered breathlessly, "Merry Christmas. You're next, grandpa, if you brought your nitro glycerine." I smiled the vacant smile I cultivated especially for drug-addled burn-outs who recognized me on the street. I played bass guitar in a band that imploded 20 years ago when the lead guitarist overdosed on some drug that was extracted from the semen of enraged cape buffalo (the man now lives on a game preserve in Canada where I understand he is quite happy and considering a shot at the summer Olympics if he can figure out how to get around the urinalysis test) and I still, on occasion, meet some homeless ex-punk rocker who insists that "Lettuce Spray"--the one Top 40 hit from Corruptible Pagan, the band I played for--was the greatest song ever written for two guitars, a drum set, and garbage disposal. Pulling my head away from the puddle of drool the girl left on my pillow I rose to greet the morning sun. Having traveled for two full years with a rock band I was not offended, nor surprised; I wasn't even fully awakened by the couple's intrusion onto my bed, but I was hurt by the "grandpa" comment (despite the fact that I am a grandfather due to some alcohol and paint thinner fueled indiscretion I had in Des Moines... or Duluth, the exact location was not made public by the US Attorney's Office). Then following some other musician's later slip up, during a nationwide tour by Korn, I became the parent of a parent. The guy with the crew cut pulled his raging woody from the woman's sticky cavity only to narrow his eyes at me and ask why I "look familiar?" I glanced down at his bobbing erection, which appeared to be the same size and shape as a pork roast and I deadpanned, "I'm her father. Fuck her in the ass." I crawled out of my hostel bunk bed when the girl's screams grew too loud to ignore any longer. The first major storm of the season had left me 'snowed in' at an overbooked ski resort village frequented by the Northeastern college crowd "willing to do anything to avoid visiting their effete, Daughters' of the American Revolution families over the Christmas break." I was stuck sharing a dormitory style sleeping arrangement with a multitude of college age sexual deviates (as if their might be another kind). I shuffled down the hallway to the shared bathroom only to find two women who appeared to be spanking one another with a hair brush, in turn, prior to shoving a 110 volt powered pineapple-looking-device into their friend's cooter while whining loudly about being "so naughty." "Jesus." I sighed. No thrasher-punk rock tour was this bad, I thought. I pissed around the enmeshed girls who apologized to me before staring back into their partner's eyes. One blurted out, "I just can't help it!" I finished, shook twice, and wandered back into the hallway as one girl shoved the other's face to the floor screaming, "You slut, I'll beat your ass bloody." Glancing at my watch I noticed it was 6:30 AM. Either this was the last of the 'night crew' or it was the early morning Ritalin crowd. I sighed and plodded to the stairway hoping to find the breakfast tables free of college kids in the throes of an effusive Ecstasy and Viagra marathon to rival the courts of Caligula. Barring that I could use a glass of OJ to set my blood sugar right. Over time I had acquired a minor problem with diabetes that could have been controlled if I had measured my drinking by individual bottles of 101 proof Wild Turkey rather than cases. The years gigging on the road had taken a toll on my body, not like Keith Richards' body but then more drugs had passed through his blood stream than had passed through the coast line of Florida. I'm not knocking the man. He was always open with his stash--which looked like a DEA evidence locker--and the first to mumble an incoherent but encouraging word before nodding back into a stupor. We hung out during the summer that Corruptible Pagan was the 'opening act' for the 'opening act' for the Rolling Stones. The roadies would usually finish packing up our gear for the next night's venue about the same time the 'Stones were waking up. I remember clearly Richards leaning against me, his cigarette long since burnt to the filter, and asking me if he looked as bad as he felt. I bit my lip rather than tell him "...no one could feel that bad." A roady shoved the lead guitarist against the wall that led onto the stage and Keith was able to keep his feet under him, just enough, to reel into the glaring lights and crowd's roar. The man played brilliantly that evening. At an intoxication level fatal to all but the most savage primates, Keith Richards flourished... "don't try this at home." The dining room was empty except for one young man who lay unconscious on the floor with his erect penis poking out of his open zipper. I pretended not to notice the man and I stepped over him as I headed for a table by the window. A harried looking waitress raced through the swinging kitchen doors, stopped, and snapped over her shoulder at someone out of sight, "I need a busboy to clean up table three, again." The woman stormed straight to the prone man where she dropped a dishrag onto the man's protruding member before she pulled out her order pad and approached my table. With pen poised she smiled and asked sweetly, "Do you want coffee this morning? I shrugged. "Sure, and uh the 'Healthy Heart Breakfast," I finished. What had I become? She spun on her heel and this time, when passing the prone figure, kicked him sharply in the side. After filling a cup with some 'jo' she stuck her head back inside the kitchen and sniped, "God damn it! Clean up on table three!" My waitress was smiling again as she set my coffee cup into the saucer in front of me. "I'm Becka. If you need anything just ask." "Um..." My voice caught the woman in mid-turn. "I may need less than he does..." She froze and a shade of crimson normally associated with Valentine's Day descended down her cheeks, to her neck, and disappearing beneath the collar of her brown uniform. She opened her mouth to say something, still partially facing the kitchen, but no words came out. Then her entire body sagged as she let out her breath in a rush. "I'm so sorry." She turned to face me now. "This happens every year at Christmas Break. But this is the first time we couldn't... cater just to these kids..." Her voice trailed off. I smiled at her. "It's okay." She cocked her head and smiled broadly. Full pouty lips outlined her straight white teeth. Becka was pretty woman, I decided. "Nobody complains to the owners?" Becka sighed heavily. "That's the owner's son under table three." She flicked her head towards the man as two busboys arrived to lug his limp body into the kitchen. The doors swung shut again before I piped up with another question. "He's not... cooking my breakfast... is he?" Becka laughed at that and slid into the booth across the table from me. She sighed heavily again. Her index finger traced a pattern in the formica, her eyes measuring each turn, as she spoke. "If you live in this town, there aren't too many places to work. And this place isn't bad except for this one week every year. The kids call it 'the wild on,' or 'getting a wild on' or... or... they just laugh and try to rip my uniform off..." "Boys will be boys," I snickered. "That's the girls..." She looked up at me and smiled. "The boys are outta control." I laughed. Her gaze fell back to the tabletop just as her finger came to a stop . "So I either put up with this one crazy week, or learn to install snow chains at the gas station. What about you?" Her pretty oval face pointed at mine, once again. "You don't look like you belong with these educated chimps." "I'm their chaperone..." Becka laughed at this and placed her hand on top of mine. It gave me queer feeling in my stomach when she did. "I might have let things go a little too far..." I smiled at her. "I'm Dave... and I'm stuck here until the roads are clear." "Okay, 'stuck Dave.' You and I can be friends until you can get outta here, a'ight?" I nodded once. "Deal." Glancing out the window I watched as the snow fell in chubby clumps onto the naked tree limbs, piling up in sticky pyramids that looked like soap bubbles from a 10 horsepower dishwasher 'gone amok.' "Any idea when... uh... that might be?" I asked. Becka frowned. "No later than springtime." Her expression changed to a smile and she dipped her face as she chuckled. When her face rose up once again I examined it closely. She had a small nose, what some might call a 'button nose' with a dusting of freckles across the bridge that spilled onto her cheeks. Green eyes contrasted her brown hair which was pulled up into a severe looking bun on the back of her head. I glanced at her delicate hands and noticed she wore no wedding band. "Married?" I asked trying to sound casual even though my heart was more enthusiastic. She wrinkled up that button nose. "I had to put 'em down." She grinned again before she dropped her hand on top of mine, again. That strange feeling in my stomach returned. "Ohhh..." Her voice wavered as she continued. "I couldn't keep him home at night." A pained half smile betrayed her attempt at humor. "You?" She perked up. "My mother didn't think any of them were... uh..." Her head dipped again when she chuckled and I felt something tugging at my chest when I made her laugh. I snapped my head to one side and whispered aloud. "What was that, mother?" "Do you run a motel?" She asked still laughing. "Hm, yeah. It's a... kind of out of the way." I finished with a sound effect like the one from the murder scene in "Psycho." We stared into each other's eyes for a long moment. I could feel a heat rising in my chest as her face softened. "I'll check on your order," she whispered rising up. "Thanks," was all the lump in my throat would allow me to say. She stood and when her warm palm slid off my hand I felt a pang of loneliness in my heart like something that breaks the skin but then pulls out as quickly leaving behind the sting of injury, but more, a desperate emptiness in its wake. It was like having a stubborn case of hiccups: when they finally stop, your body still readies for the next spasm, that never comes. Becka sat across from me while I gorged on oatmeal, dry toast, melon, and two slices of crispy bacon I ordered as an afterthought so that my arteries might better appreciate the bland sludge I was forcing down my gullet to maintain some modicum of health. In between bites I caught her story. A sick parent--that she had cared for--kept her living in this backwoods 'berg and when Becka's mother died the young woman found herself pregnant and married to a dallying partner. When her son was born the father vanished and Becka decided her son should grow up here, like she had, rather than be subject to an impersonal, and possibly dangerous, big city. "So, I'm a single mom in the big woods." Her smile said more than words ever could. Raising her son here--rather than "down country" as she called it--was for the best, in her mind. She grew up here and she seemed to me, a well-centered intelligent woman. "What about you, 'stuck Dave?'" I rambled on about my glory days (or better: glory 'day') that had long since passed and explained that I now whiled away my hours gigging as a backup bassist on the County Fair/Reservation Gambling Casino/Retirement Homes' circuit with reunion bands that hadn't been inside a studio since Nixon was president. "So, I quietly pluck away at my ax while the sole living band member belts out a 90 minute version of the band's only hit song. Usually it's some 'hit' that fell off the charts before man set foot on the moon." I felt sad inside and I shook my head before I realized it. Then I continued on with my well-rehearsed self-deprecating monologue. "It's not a bad way to live. Normally the 'star' will mention my name and Corruptible Pagan... um to a polite but scattered applause and then... uh... the ensemble crashes through some 30 minute musical bridge... before 'the star,' sneaks a glance at the back of an amplifier--that's where we tape the name of the venue in glow-in-the-dark tape--and... Then he thanks the audience for remembering a song... um, a song that was a 'golden oldie' when most of the audience was still doing the 'Hokie Pokie.'" I stopped at that point. Becka had narrowed her eyes at me some moments earlier and I felt naked in front of her. My glib, tongue-in-cheek, diatribe sounded hollow, even to my ears. Saying it so many times, to so many people, I had almost come to believe it myself until Becka's pretty face reflected the true depth of my deceit. I found my eyes darting around the table, and the room, searching for some hiding place from this woman. I wanted to hole up in dark cave where I might examine my life: a search for some thread of purpose or reason. A lump pushed itself up inside my throat. As if the gods heard my inner plea, a well-endowed beautiful woman, sporting a red and white Santa hat--only her waist covered by a shaving towel allowing her ample breasts to sway freely in the morning air--wandered into the restaurant in an obvious search. Her head turning from side to side she asked plainly, "Where's Bobby? I left him right here." She pointed to the table where the unconscious man lay earlier. Becka bit her lip to stifle a laugh as she pointed towards the swinging doors. "The kitchen," she managed. "Hm," the young woman hummed her thanks as she traipsed forward. Stopping briefly she asked one more question. "Do you guys have olive oil?" Becka's eyes widened when she turned to look at me. Swallowing hard she blurted out, "Kitchen!" still trying to hold back her laughter. The girl nodded and pushed through the doorway. Now Becka and I shared a laugh until a loud crash echoed from the kitchen. "Be right back." Becka slid out of the booth quickly. This was my moment. I could break for freedom: free to continue the life I chose to this point, or stay, trusting this woman to offer some new path. A path that would wend its way to some different life than my present course pointed. A pressure on my chest pushed my breath out in a rush. I took in a lung full of air, held it, and let it back out slowly. I stood up, glanced around the dining room, made my decision, and then marched directly to the kitchen doors. Poking my head inside I asked, "Becka, can I help?" There I saw the cause of the disturbance. The half-naked woman had one of the busboys locked in an arm bar while Becka and the rest of the kitchen staff stood by waiting for some opportune instant to jump the woman and release their fellow worker. "Give it back, you bastard!" the woman screamed. The busboy dropped a wallet--he had clasped in his free hand--onto the floor and the woman shoved him hard against the metal cabinets as he did. She snapped up the wallet quickly and tugged on the arm of her man, "Bobby." Rising up from behind a cabinet, "Bobby" swayed momentarily on his feet before he leaned against the woman. She led the man out while still glaring at the busboy who stood rubbing the shoulder that had taken the full force of his fall. When the woman brushed past me I realized my mouth was agape and I snapped it shut with a loud 'clack.' Becka spun to face the busboy, her arms akimbo. "You! You're fired... Get out... Now!" she barked in a staccato rhythm. The busboy stared at her for a moment silently measuring the waitress. "Get the fuck out!" she shrieked taking a menacing step towards him. The former busboy jumped backwards and dashed towards the back door, which he hit at a dead run. Everyone else in the room stood frozen in the moment. Becka's head swiveled between the remaining kitchen staff. "Get back to work!" There was a flurry of activity amongst the crew, now. One busboy dropped to his knees scrubbing at a cabinet leg with only his thumbnail. I watched in silence as Becka glared at everybody one more time. Quietly, I pulled my head out of the doorway and I tiptoed away from the kitchen, careful not to make any noise. "Hey, 'stuck Dave?'" A pleasant voice from behind me caused me to start. "Hm?" I managed. Turning around I saw Becka smiling at me as though we were still in the midst of our previous conversation. "It's the holidays. What are you doin' for dinner, tonight?" she asked sweetly. I shrugged, not able to form a cogent answer yet. "Okay, six o'clock. Be here. Aloha." Becka grinned broadly. I laughed. "Okay." She was the 'delightful Becka' I had chatted with for almost an hour, no longer the 'Cosa Nostra button-waitress.' As terrifying as the 'take charge Becka' was, I found the 'sweet Becka;' the single mom raising a son, the delightful woman who chose a more solitary life in "the big woods" over one "down country," the pretty, and funny girl who I found myself consumed with, outweighed the dangerous 'don't fuck with me Becka' I saw in the kitchen. Seated in the main lobby I busied myself with a six-month-old NASCAR magazine thinking about my six o'clock tryst. An attractive young Chinese woman wearing red high heels and Christmas-ornament ear rings--and nothing more--meandered across the room to where I was sitting. "Santa, can I sit in your lap? I don't think I had you..." Her tone was a 'breathless Marilyn Monroe on aphrodisiacs' sort of whisper growing louder with each step nearer. I held up my hand to interrupt her spiel. "Sorry. Gay Klansman." I stated matter-of-factly. "I bet I could change your mind..." she purred just as her middle finger disappeared between the folds of flesh below her neatly trimmed pubic hair. I swallowed hard and heard an audible "gleep." A 'don't fuck with me Becka' image floated in my head. I shot the beautiful Asian vixen a quick smile. "Thanks, but no." I whispered while a part of me screamed, "Are you out of your fucking mind!?" "Shit!" The woman snapped as she stood dispassionately before me where only seconds prior she had been on the doorsteps of some self-enhanced sexual Valhalla. She spun on her stiletto heel and stormed back into the hotel proper. I breathed out, at last. Six o'clock seemed a lifetime away. At six PM sharp I met up with Becka. She led me along a hip-deep path through the snow to a plain looking two-story apartment building across the street. Up the stairs we stopped at the door to her world. "My son's name is Craig. He's um... I don't..." Becka shook her head gently and closed her eyes briefly. "...bring people home. Men." She added quickly. Her soft smile revealed some heartfelt eager wish that her son and I might like each other. I fought the urge to toss some sophomoric comment between us and instead nodded once and smiled back at her. "Craig... Okay." I added softly. She breathed a quiet sigh of relief. The apartment was early-American... American and Becka called out to her son as we took off ours coats. Craig stopped in the doorway of his room to look me up and down. His gaze traveled from the top of my head to the soles of my shoes, and back up, in a slow measured pace. I felt like I was being frisked by a US Marshall. "Hello, Craig." I tried to sound like an adult despite his intense examination. With his head cocked to one side, he asked, "You're, 'stuck Dave?'" My Wild-on Waitress I glanced towards Becka and noticed her labored breathing. She was anxious. I shared her anxiety and opted to be polite, nothing more. "No need fer formalities... You can just call me 'Dave.'" I felt my head moving like a 'bobble-head' as I spoke. But the kid didn't openly laugh at what appeared to be my mental retardation but his eyes locked onto me like a gazelle caught in the open staring down a cheetah. I almost jumped when Becka chirped happily, "I'll start dinner." I tried to act casual wandering over to the couch. Sitting down, I tumbled into a well of fabric throwing out my arms to slow my descent. "Spring's are broke on that side," Craig monotoned still staring at me. Pulling myself from the chintz covered mire I scooted to my left and mumbled, "S'okay, these are all the rage, now." There was a pause and then Craig smiled. I felt a little better but then his smile vanished again. "I'm half black, you know." Becka's son said flatly "Oh... I'm all white," I blurted out, not knowing what else to say. "Do you like my mom?" I hesitated. I was intruding into his world, a world that had been exclusive. I was an outsider and possibly competition. "Yeah." I answered softly. "She makes me laugh. She's pretty. I like being around her. She seems..." "Are you gonna try to have sex with her?" He blurted out. I froze. "You're gonna use a prophylactic, aren't cha? We learned about 'em in school." "This is just a date." I chuckled. "What grade are you in?" I turned serious "Fifth." "I don't think my fifth grade teacher knew what a prophylactic was." "Welcome to the twenty-first century..." Craig deadpanned. "That's a line from a movie." "You're not like the other kids, are you?" "No. I'm not. I'm precocious." Like a flash of lightening I realized this kid was playing a role: some amalgam of every movie kid grilling their mother's 'prospective date' looking for some weakness. Every move this kid had made was calculated to test me. I smiled. "Precocious? You're absolutely predatory. Are you like this with all your mother's dates?" Craig smirked at me sensing that I might be catching on. "You're the first one." "Does that surprise you?" Now, Craig laughed briefly. "I know all about the 'wild on' at the hotel." He offered up. "Um, how do you know about that sort of stuff?" "We've got cable TV." A slow grin grew on his face and I joined him in a heartfelt chuckle. "You seem cool enough," he continued. I nodded my thanks. "But, I'll only be down the hall and two doors away, so I can be back here in like under 20 seconds if there's a problem." "I'll... be... on my best behavior." "Just make her happy. Okay?" "I'll... I'll do my best," I answered seriously. "Mom!" The boy shouted though never taking his eyes off me. "I'm going to Randy's to play Xbox and spend the night! He got one for Christmas... er he's getting one. We have to test it out." Becka poked her head out of the kitchen. "No... wait a minute. You can't..." At last, Craig released me from stare. "It's already set. His mom is havin' her period." "Jesus Craig! She doesn't want you hanging around when..." Craig's shoulders sagged in typical fashion for the age. "Mom, she just sulks in her bedroom and eats chocolate. I'll keep Randy company." "Um.." Becka glanced back at something in the kitchen. "Wait!" She pulled her head back and the clatter of metal broke the silence. "Shit!" Craig turned to face me once again. He rose slowly and then held out his hand. I stood up and shook his hand, staring back into his piercing hazel eyes. "You better help my mom. She's a better waitress than cook." I nodded. Then Craig turned and was out the door before Becka could say another word. "Wait!" Becka snapped as I pulled around the corner into the kitchen. "Damn it!" She snapped. She held out her palm, a pink streak across the middle, while a pan sizzled in the sink, indicative of some injury. "Here," I pulled her hand under the tap and let the cold water run. She flinched. "I'm sorry. You must think I'm a terrible parent." "No." I held her hand under the running water for several minutes and then, together we set about making dinner. Dinner was... dinner. The company made the fare seem like a banquet. We talked and laughed and before we finished, we were completing each other's sentences. I hadn't felt this good in a long time. And Becka looked flush. And even more beautiful. Picking up my plate and hers I walked into the kitchen dropping everything into the sink where I spritzed the pile with water and a dollop of soap. Becka hurried in. "Just leave those," she said in a rush. I turned my face towards hers but continued to run the water. She smiled nervously and moved to my side. I flipped a dish towel over my shoulder and cranked the faucet off. "I can get those... um..." Her chin pointed up at me while her mouth parted. I leaned in to kiss her. She threw her arms around my neck and practically jumped on me, her open mouth pressed full into mine. "Mm." I mumbled, unable to speak with her attached to my face. "Shit! I'm sorry," she whispered pulling her body back from mine. "I'm just so nervous." I caught her quickly tugging her back against my chest pinning her clenched fists between us. "It's just, the towel's wet," I explained as I yanked it off my shoulder. Becka laughed and slowly, cautiously slid her arms onto my back and moved her face towards mine for another kiss. Kisses are foreplay, but hers was four and half. Both her palms pressed against my face now as she directed her attentions to my lips. A gentle chewing motion from her jaw massaged my lips in what, I am sure, was the best kiss I ever got. Her quiet moans and the urgent undulations from her hips were like Spanish fly and I clung to her as if I had some fear she might try to bolt from me. "Wait!" She whispered into my open mouth. "What?" "I don't. I don't..." Her breath left her in a rush. "Um... I haven't been with um..." She cleared her throat. "Um..." I smiled and pressed her body into mine, tightly. "Everybody in the touring company has to have a blood test every six months, okay?" She nodded her head against my chest. "Not that I need one," I continued. "I haven't been with a woman in... in a while." I finished. "How come? You're a great looking guy and..." She pulled back slightly to look up at me. "When I was on tour with the band I found my release in 'many' women and 'much' drugs. When the band went under, I found myself in the bottle. Then I started gigging again and... wanted to be the perfect physical specimen. You know, working out and all that. Then it... was all things intellectual. I wanted... to be an egghead. "After that I had a girlfriend for about 5 years. I never cheated on her. Not once. But that ended about three years ago and then... music became my sole refuge..." I shook my head. "Gigging 300 nights a year, some times two shows a day... and so I haven't been with anybody in a while." "How long?" "About three years." "Why not?" She whispered. I sighed heavily. "There's nothing more disheartening than watching a former rock and roll idol, with his arms tightly wrapped around a couple of adoring gray-haired widows from Florida, swapping stories about their colons." I sucked in a quick breath to speak but stopped. Finally, I answered. "I guess I've been suffering from ego cancer." I shook my head again. "Or maybe the soul... I don't know..." "What's that mean?" "I've been playing in the background so long... I'm starting to feel like the background. If the drums aren't there somebody's gonna notice. Lead guitar, singer... same thing. But if the bass player doesn't make the gig nobody but the manager is gonna notice." "Maybe it's time to be 'Dave'... and not 'the bass player' any longer." "Yeah. Maybe I give that to me for Christmas," I muttered. I stared into her eyes and leaned into a deep satisfying kiss with Becka. Picking her up off the floor I felt her legs wrap around my waist and I was able to easily haul her into the bedroom where I fell onto the bed, her still entwined on me. "Um..." There was a slight tremble in Becka's voice. She swallowed hard before she went on. "My ex-husband was... really big and... uh it was usually kinda quick... and not always... satisfying." Becka softly whispered the last word. A plaintive look in her eyes touched me. "Becka, I'm not 'really big' and I promise I'll do everything I can to make it... satisfying." Her eyes searched mine before she pulled me into her kiss. I let my hands roam up and down her ribcage until I slowly began to circle her breasts. She arched her back to allow my hands under her sweater. A quick tug and I flipped her top to the floor and I played with the clasp of her bra until it popped free. Well-formed even breasts greeted my exploring hands in the dim light. Puffy nipples, larger than I expected, with a dark halo surrounding her raised pink aureole, rose up above the smooth expanse of her pale breast. Her breathing was labored now. A tickle from my tongue, painting short vertical strokes across her nipple, brought a hiss from her throat and prompted her aureole to tighten and wrinkle, lifting her tiny bud to my mouth. I sucked it deep inside, like I was starving. "Oh God." She moaned before she pushed my face from her warmth. "When I was breast feeding Craig I thought I was a pervert because it felt so damn good." I smiled and slipped from her grasp to suckle at her again, gnawing gently on her flesh. "Jeez," she hissed as her head burrowed into the pillow. I turned my attention to her other breast and got the same reaction. Becka was a most responsive woman. It might have been her age or maybe her ex-husband was in a hurry but I was surprised that her physical pleasure had not been stirred given her body's response to my actions, this night. I jumped up quickly, leaving Becka panting, so I could peel off my shirt. Her palm slid down my chest and stomach while she let her fingers dance over the remaining ripples I had invested so much time and effort to create years earlier. "Damn. You look good, Dave." "Bless you," I chuckled. I slid behind her with my back against the headboard and I pulled her back flush to my chest so I could better explore her tantalizing breasts. Nipping at her exposed neck I let my fingers gently twist the nub of her nipple. Reaching back, Becka dug her fingernails into my scalp pulling my mouth into the hollow of her neck that she now offered up to me so willingly. Short panting breaths from this sweet woman fired my ardor. I wanted to make her feel ultimate delight. I needed to make her feel alive and like a sexual being. My right hand drifted to the top of her jeans, plucking at the buttons, while my left hand rubbed across the top of her puffy bosom, each finger bouncing over her nub in turn. Her fingernails dug into my forearm. "Hurry," she whispered pressing me to undo her pants and fondle her sex. I've never considered myself to be a sexual maven, but Becka made me feel like the god of carnal delight. I had never been as excited as I was right then. A beautiful, funny, pleasing woman was responding to my touch in a way that would make any man tremble. I could not take it any longer. I shoved Becka over and leaped from the bed where I ripped open her pants and practically yanked them off her slim legs. She kicked at the pants as if they were on fire. Then she slid her simple cotton panties down to her ankles where she flicked them across the room with one kick. Her body was sleek and inviting with a singular gentle curve that started parallel to her bellybutton and ended at her knees. As pleasant as her face was her body was greater. I knelt between her legs and slowly lowered my face towards the small stripe of dark hair that would guide me to heaven. "Um..." There was some trepidation in her tone. "I've never had... um... you know... that," She swallowed hard as I inched closer to her feminine well. A well that called to me with a simple sweet scent of female lust. A delicate aroma not overpowering or fishy but pleasing and plain. Plain desire. Her eyes grew wide as I neared my target. My tongue peeled apart the sticky resistance of her swollen puss. Searching her vertical lips I found my prize quickly and she knew the instant I had. "Uhn!" Becka yanked my face away from her trembling flesh so she could search my eyes with hers. After a moment and several panting breaths she shoved my face roughly back to her sex where I might taste her honey. "Jeez!" Her back arched and her heels dug into the mattress. I slapped my palm onto her slim belly to control her bucked hips while my tongue dug into her slippery warm folds. Slapping at her clitoris with my tongue was sending this sweet woman into orbit and I knew then I was the god of carnal delights, even if only in Becka's world. I knew I could live a lifetime with that. "Wait! Stop!" she growled but I could feel her approach to ecstasy and I would not be deterred. A squeak from deep in her chest slipped out causing me to insinuate myself deeper into her sticky sex while she strained to free herself from my grasp. Her feet kicked at the mattress and her tiny fists balled up the sheets. When the veins in her neck bulged, holding her breath like she would never breathe again, I knew I would make this woman experience the ultimate physical joy. Her entire frame shook, bouncing the bed beneath her body, while she still tried, in vain, to push my face away from her overstimulated sex. Twisting her head violently back and forth now, I watched as her mouth fell wide open, though silent. "Jeez!" A hiss burst forth at last and her twisting body finally broke free of my grasp. Her feet continued to kick at the bed pushing her away from me like she might back up the headboard and then the walls. "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" She begged between pants. She put her hand up to cover her eyes while repeating "Ohmigod" over and over. Her body still trembled, when she was finally able to open her eyes and stare down at me. "Oh... my... God..." she chuckled now. "That was... every bit as good as I hoped it would be." Now, Becka laughed loudly. "Whoo!" I hushed her quickly which only made her giggle more. "Dave, that... was... fun..." she finished bobbing her head with each word, a smile still painted across her pretty face. She collapsed back onto the bed and sighed aloud. Now, it was my turn. I slid off the bed and stood up quickly. Becka turned her head to watch me as I peeled off my pants. When my erection bobbed free a slow smile came to her face. "I can handle that," she boasted. Her hand quickly wrapped around my cock. "That's a reasonable size." She leaned forward and kissed my glans. Looking up into my eyes she asked, "How big are you?" "Does that matter?" "No," she answered with a giggle. "I'm seven inches..." "Damn. That's all I needed," she finished, before she slipped my glans inside her warm mouth to suckle on me. She bobbed forward but quickly gagged and pulled away to clear her throat. "Ahem... Sorry, I'm out of practice." She smiled at me. I moved onto the bed so I could press her figure back to the mattress and make sweet love to her. When the tip of my cock pressed against her wet opening she whispered, "Really, I'm not very big, so go slow." I nodded and thrust forward. Her body yielded, her eyes staring directly into mine as I entered her. I pulled back to her entrance and pushed forward again. Her body allowed more of my flesh inside her. Again I pulled back and thrust hard between her open legs. Becka's mouth opened just as her eyes closed. One more time and I filled her. I flexed and pushed to her depths. She flinched. "Careful," she whispered, her eyes only slits now. With each thrust from my hips I could feel her sticky sex clinging to my flesh, hanging on to me as though letting me slip away with deepest regrets. Every time I pushed forward again I felt her body open up to me, welcoming me back into her accommodating warmth. She sighed now each time I plumbed the deepest regions of her body. Hers was a sweetest love and as I increased my rhythm her mouth opened completely and I was drawn into it, falling forward so our mouths could embrace and our tongues could entwine. Her hands clutched at the back of my head as though she wanted to consume me completely. Small grunts told me she was approaching a climax. I wanted to share that moment but I was nowhere near satisfied that I had taken all she could give. Gritting her teeth and pushing my face from hers roughly she whined into my chest as she rolled over the top of her peak. Panting into my skin she whispered again: this time the words were not words at all but the ravings of a woman's passion. I continued to press myself inside her yielding body building my own climax. I felt it approaching and I tucked Becka's delicate knees under my shoulders and attacked her open loins. "Wait, slow down!" she begged but I could not. She was sucking me inside her with every thrust. I pounded away at her. "Okay, now." Her voice was barely a whimper. I let loose with the passion of my entire life filling her with all the love I could muster. Her flesh spasmed on mine, milking me of every drop of emotion I would ever have. A roaring in my ears drown out the world and for that moment it was only Becka, and only me, and only us: me wrapped tightly in her warmth and her clinging to my offering. When I could finally open my eyes again, I saw Becka beneath me, panting, her head still buried in the pillow. I fell on her in search of her mouth. When we found each other she sucked my tongue in where she could milk it as her sex had milked my cock moments before. Becka continued to breathe heavily for several moments until she started to giggle. Wrapping her legs around my waist tightly so I could not escape, she giggled louder, before she leaned into me and slapped her open palms onto my ass cheeks, her face pressed against my chest. And still she laughed. Then her body went completely limp and she fell back onto the bed. "Whoa," she whispered staring at the ceiling. "That was great..." She began giggling again. I leaned in and kissed away her giggles. I don't know what the record for lovemaking is: but Becka and I at least earned an honorable mention that evening. After each time, we would both hiss and beg for mercy. But within minutes found ourselves joined for yet another series of orgasms that seemed not to connect us just physically but spiritually. I could have died at that moment and went to heaven a contented man. We had made love for the umpteenth time and after our mutual climax I rolled over holding my sweet Becka so I was still inside her and she could rest on top of me. We must have fallen asleep. I awoke to gentle music and thought for a moment that maybe I had died and gone to heaven. But then I realized it was only the clock radio bringing the two of us back to planet earth. Becka drew in a deep sleepy breath and nuzzled her face back into my chest. A tiny giggle escaped her lips as she rocked her hips gently against mine and I realized I was still buried inside her. My flesh responded quickly and I chuckled quietly, pressing my palms into her firm ass. She quietly moaned, "God, I'm so sore... but don't you dare stop that." "At least close the door, you animals." Craig's voice broke the silence punctuated by the slamming of the bedroom door. Becka and I laughed quietly. Becka was in a hurry so we could only share a warm and delightful shower. She was more than happy to let me wash her entire body with care and affection. She hugged my head to her breasts and kissed the top of my head repeatedly as I tenderly soaped and cleansed every inch of her slim body. My Wild-on Waitress Of course, I had a raging woody despite the discomfort from our marathon lovemaking session. Becka leaned over as she stepped out of the water and kissed my glans, promising to "deal with you later." I stepped out of the bathroom as she finished dressing. "I get a break at one. We can come back here real quick if you want." She smiled slyly at me. I grinned back at her. "I'm not sure I can wait that long." Becka rushed forward and kissed me deeply before she pushed me to arms' length. "I've got to go!" She hurried out. I could hear Craig and Becka speak to one another but I couldn't hear the words. I heard Becka say, "Shut up," and then she giggled. I loved the sound of her giggle. It tugged at something inside me. I dressed and slowly wandered out of the bedroom knowing I'd have to face Craig. I stood awkwardly in the kitchen watching Craig chase a stray Apple Jack with his spoon. Neither of us spoke. I moved to the front door and with my hand on the knob I searched my mind for some witty repartee to exchange with the young man. "There was a call last night from the hotel." Craig looked up from his empty cereal bowl. "Some of the kids complained about the noise." He smiled at me. Then he laughed out loud. I paused. I could feel the smirk on my face. "I'll uh... see you later." Craig raised his eyebrows. "I hope so." When I arrived at the dining room I saw Bobbie and his girl--sans shaving towel but still wearing her hat--on their usual table: table three. He was shaking a can of whipped cream when I entered. They both glanced up at me before they went back to their festivities. Bobby aimed the can at their joined sex and pulled the trigger. The beautiful girl shrieked wildly. "Damn, that's cold," she giggled. I saw Becka's pretty face framed in the circular window of the swinging doors that led into the kitchen and I swear she blushed. She was too cute for words. Arriving beside my table she smirked, trying not to look directly at me, and flipped open her order pad. "Happy holidays. May I help you, sir?" "You already have. Last night was the best present I've ever got." Becka turned three shades of red and bit her lip, still trying to appear cool to me. "Me too," she said softly, before she peered into my eyes. "Well, I'll have the Lumberjack Belly Buster. I'm starved." I said loudly "Oh yeah. There was a message for you at the front desk." I shrugged. "Probably just the company beggin' me to get back to the 'Jingle Bell Rock' gig." "Don't you wanna read it?" She asked. "Nah. What would you think if I hung around for a while and learned how to install snow chains?" Becka bit her lip as tears filled her eyes to the brim. She flicked the tears away with her thumb, sniffed, and swallowed hard. "I think it'd great..." she squeaked. "I'll get your order." She turned and walked past the table where Bobbie now had his mistress spread across the formica and he was banging away at her wide spread body. Becka snatched up the whipped cream can and shoved it fast against his butt, hitting the button to fill his cheeks full of the creamy goo. "Hey, Becka! That shit's cold!" He shouted over his shoulder as she walked away. His girlfriend fell back on the table and shrieked with laughter. I fought back a smile as Becka strolled towards the kitchen, tossing the whipped cream can into the trash. She pushed open the swinging doors, and yelled," I need a Lumberjack and new can of whipped cream. Come on, Christmas is comin'. Let's move!"