1 comments/ 3230 views/ 1 favorites Monkeys By: jjcolejr They were both shy nerds. Neither dated much and neither got laid often. Their lives revolved around their work so neither was aware that they were lonely. He was twenty-five and she was twenty-four. Each had graduated cum laude from their high schools and universities. Each had a good job and made more money than they needed. Each lived in modest apartments two blocks from the park. Their jobs were one block from the park and they ate lunch in the park. The problem was that their jobs and homes were on opposite sides of the park. They ate their lunch on hills with a small lake between them and had never noticed each other. That changed when each saw a commotion in the trees at the head of the lake. It was a jungle-like section of the park on a hill from which a small waterfall fell into the lake. No trails or pathways went into the heavily wooded area. Each had binoculars but seldom pulled them out of their backpacks but when they saw leaves raining down from the canopy they got them out and looked. Neither saw anything unusual but before putting the binoculars away they scanned the area. They saw each other looking at them through the lenses. Both quickly put their binoculars down blushing furiously. It took ten minutes for him to look in her direction and when he did it looked like she was looking at him with her binoculars again. He picked his up and sure enough she was. She gave him a small wave, as shy a hello as anyone has ever given. He screwed up all his courage and waved back. Both put down their binoculars and finished their lunch. They waved goodbye to each other and returned to work wearing smiles. The next day each waved hello and goodbye and realized they liked doing so. By the third day both were hurrying to their hillside and both trained their binoculars on each other often. Saturday they missed each other by twenty minutes, they had headed to the others hill. Neither had the courage to stay and wait for a while. On Monday they brought their laptops and web cams. They zoomed in on each other and watched the other eat lunch. As usual they waved at each other when they got there and waved when they left. The third day, a Wednesday, when leaves again rained down from the trees he looked through his webcam and she pointed her web cam towards the trees. It took them a few moments to understand their web cams had been pointed at each other but when it did they had brilliant smiles with an equally brilliant blush for each other. They then settled to watch each other eat lunch and waved as they left. It rained the next two days, a Thursday and a Friday. On Monday each expected the other to ignore them but soon noticed the other was carrying a sign. As soon as she had her laptop going he revealed his, it had his IM address on it. She immediately punched it in and saw his face fill her screen. He was the most adorable guy she had ever seen. She did not need to show her sign but did anyway; it had her IM address on it. He sat and filled his screen with her face. She was beautiful. In truth neither was all that special but that was not what they saw. If one had asked the other to marry them at that moment the answer would have been a resounding yes. Both were firm believers of love at first sight. But neither had communicated with the other yet and did not for quite a few moments. Eventually he typed, "Hi. My name is Sam. I am an engineer with the James group." She typed, "Hi. My name is Sara. I am a system analyst with the Joseph Group." They spent the lunch hour getting to know each other revealing a lot more about themselves than anyone else knew. They never noticed the commotion in the trees. The next day they resumed as if their conversation had not been interrupted. Each understood why they were on opposite sides of the lake and understood that there was not enough time to meet on the others hill. There was water between them so meeting halfway was not possible and their relationship remained a web-based relationship for the next two weeks. During those two weeks they became best friends, their first best friend. They described their co-workers and asked for help on some work and personal problems. They each learned the other was not in a relationship and had not been in one since high school. He had confessed to having a favorite porn site. She had confessed to having a special toy. She was a bit bolder than he, or perhaps a bit more desperate than he. That Friday she signed off with an imprint of lips, she had sent him a kiss. He quickly began to type his thanks but saw she was already hurrying away. Instead he invited her to meet him by the entrance to the zoo on Saturday, he would treat her to hot dogs, pretzels, and sodas. He deleted the word "Please." It still took him until three o'clock to click send. It was nine that night when she answered him. "What should I wear?" she asked. He replied, "As little as possible." Before he clicked send he noticed what he had written and began to laugh. He added, "It is supposed to be hot and humid by noon." "Shorts and t-shirt?" she asked. "Shorts and t-shirts it is," he replied. Both sat with their laptops in their laps for several minutes with their hearts racing, they had made a date. Several moments passed before each realized they no idea what to type next. He eventually sent, "Thanks for the kiss." Two minutes later, after furiously considering a million things to say in reply she sent "Good night." He was afraid he had said the wrong thing but a second message from her came in, it was another kiss. He immediately closed his laptop and began to masturbate. She was already at her first orgasm. Several orgasms later she went to sleep. He was approaching his second orgasm at that time. Saturday morning for each was interminable. Each had changed shirts over and over until deciding which one to wear and each wished they had chosen otherwise by the time they got to the park. They were both at the zoo entrance by eleven thirty but did not see each other for ten minutes. When they caught sight of each other both had to laugh, both were wearing MIT t-shirts. "When did you graduate?" he asked. "This year, and you?" "Last year. Hungry?" "Yes. I forgot breakfast." "Me too." He got them hot dogs and pretzels and they found an unoccupied bench and ate without saying a word. When finished he got them ice cream cones and talked sporadically as they walked through the park. She was smaller than he had thought and had better tits than he had thought. She looked fabulous in her shorts and t-shirt. He loved her voice and the way she walked. He wondered if they would kiss. He was taller and thinner than he had appeared, she thought. His hair was longer and his voice deeper than she had imagined. The softness she had imagined in him was really there she was happy to note. She already knew they would kiss. The shower of leaves got their attention. "What do you think that is?" she asked. "Squirrels at war. What do you think it is?" "Zephyrs. Between the city and the park there are some strong wind patters that may meet around the lake." "It stopped around those trees there. Let's go look." He took her hand in his without thinking and was about to release it when he felt her fingers curl between his and hold him in a strong grip. It was the first time they had touched. He had almost forgotten where he was leading her until they were there.Trees covered the small hill so thickly there was no glimpse of the sky. It was eerily quiet there. "What a great place for kissing," each thought .With no planning or thought of consequences he took her into his arms and kissed her. He was about to withdraw thinking he had been too bold when she put her hand behind his head and kissed him back. Both kisses were soft and gentle, the kind that say, "I really like you, please don't hurt me." Before their third kiss began it rained leaves on them. The shower was so heavy that up was the only direction they could not see. It suddenly stopped and both looked up in wonderment. "Did you hear anything?" "No. No chirping, no barking, no wind." "That would eliminate zephyrs and squirrels. Do trees shrug?" "Maybe these do. I love a mystery." "Me too. But lets get back to what we were doing please." Their third kiss was a revelation to both. They could not end it. Its intensity increased but never became passionate. Yes he got and erection and yes she pressed herself to it but the focus for both was the kiss. Voices interrupted them. A policeman and a park ranger were walking close by them looking up. They looked up too and saw a furry creature dart between branches but was just a glimpse and neither could guess what it was. The policeman and the ranger walked past them with hardly a glance. "The plot thickens," she said. "Indeed it does. I have a camera with amazing resolution that can show us what's up there." "Let's go get it," she said. As soon as they were in his apartment she began kiss number four and he tumbled backward onto his sofa. She ended up straddling him with her pussy pressing his hard cock. They dry fucked throughout the kiss. After she regained her breath she asked, "Do you have shorts I could borrow?" Her shorts were soaked with pussy juice. "Yes, I think so. I need to change mine too." Both giggled and kissed and she followed him to his bedroom. He handed her jogging shorts with adjustable waistband and she went to the bathroom to change. He got identical shorts and put them on in his bedroom. At first he was very slow in doing so hoping she would come out while he was still naked but remembered his cock was in a coma and that would not be very useful so he dressed and found his camera and waited for her on the couch. As usual when he wore jogging shorts he had not put on any underwear but was about to reconsider when she rejoined him. She had her t-shirt over her shorts and he could not tell they were way too big for her, at least not yet. However she knew that if she sat or knelt just right her pussy would be in plain sight. She wondered how she was going to do that for him. They returned to the grove and Sam systematically took pictures of the tree canopy. The policeman and the park ranger were gone; they had the area to themselves. His photo survey accomplished Sam sat by the base of a large tree. As it turned out she did not need to figure out how to expose her pussy to him, it was in plain sight as soon as he sat on the ground. His mostly hard cock jumped and pushed his shorts out of the way. Sara saw it and was happy it was straight as an arrow, cocks with bends left or right made her giggle. Sara straddled him and sat right over his cock as she lifted the shorts leg aside and immediately her bare pussy made contact with his cock. His cock smelled pussy and began a search. It found it completely uncovered, unprotected, inviting, wet. It slid in. They began their fifth kiss as they fucked in a public park. It was a slow drawn out fuck, each wanted to enjoy it and each wanted it to be special. He had just cum so he lasted for two of her orgasms before he joined her in her third. They rested and waited for his cock to exit her pussy as their fifth kiss continued. "Perfect," was what each thought at that moment. Leaves rained on them and without breaking the kiss and looking he aimed his camera up and snapped picture after picture. When the shower of leaves stopped she said to him, "Your cock is in no hurry to exit." "No and I don't blame it. It loves it in there; it's where it wants to be. Is your pussy OK with that?" "Let me see. Yes, she is OK with that; in fact she loves having it inside of her. Your cock may stay there as long as it wants." Since his cock was still hard she resumed fucking him as they resumed their kiss. She had another orgasm but before she could continue the fuck they heard voices so she stood. She kept her pussy just over his body and he saw her pussy was very wet and had a drop of his cum between the lips. He placed his hands on her hips and pulled her back down over his cock and immediately ejaculated in her. She had another very unexpected cum. The voices were not getting any closer so they remained coupled as they kissed. "May I assume we are boyfriend and girlfriend?" he asked. "Yes, you may assume that, and yes, I m on the pill and healthy.I assume you are too." "Yes, well not on the pill. Where are we going to be tonight?" "Your place, my panties and shorts are there. My place tomorrow night." "Sounds like a great plan. Shall we go?" She again stood and he kissed her pussy before standing. She moaned. They walked back to his place holding hands and laughing at every thing. As they approached the street she asked him to check if his cum was visible, she felt it sliding down a thigh. "Yes, I see it. It is the most erotic thing I have ever seen." "You are welcome," she said and made no move to wipe it off. They showered together inspecting and kissing every inch of each other's body. Both were very pleased. They did not fuck in the shower, did not feel they needed to. They knew the fucks would come. They ordered pizza and ate while naked. They looked at the photos while she sat on his lap with his dick inside her. They studied the pictures taken when they first arrived and saw nothing but leaves. They looked at the pictures after they fucked and all they saw was falling leaves until the last two. There, in the tree canopy were monkeys, rhesus monkeys, as many as twenty monkeys, some females carrying young. They suddenly understood the presence of the policeman and the ranger. They whooped then wondered why they had not heard about any escaped monkeys. He stood with her still impaled on his cock and got them cokes then returned to his laptop and looked up stories of escaped or missing monkeys and found that thieves had hijacked a shipment the previous March. It had been assumed that the thieves knew what the shipment was and were "liberating" them. A follow up story had a PETA spokesman claim they had nothing to do with it. There were no news items about the incident after that. Sam and Sara deduced that more than likely the thieves did not know what was in the crates and when they were opened the monkeys liberated themselves. They laughed and wondered how much the pictures were worth then concluded it didn't matter. They e mailed the photos to each TV station with a short description of when and where but did not bother to identify themselves. They were happy as he carried her to the bedroom with her still impaled on his cock. They fucked. They talked and kissed. They decided to move in together. They fucked. They slept. The next morning they again fucked then he fixed them breakfast. He was not ready to fuck again after breakfast so he had her sit on the table and ate his first pussy ever. With her help and guidance he took her to three orgasms. Then he fucked her while she was still on the table. They packed his stuff for a Monday workday and took a cab to her place. Her apartment was bigger and nicer than his and in a quieter neighborhood than his. He agreed that moving in with her was the way to go. By the end of the week all he needed to have was at her place. They had fucked at least three times each day that week, twice under the large tree in the park. He had purchased a bicycle for his trips to and from work and so he could join her for lunch, and sex. Once after returning to work from lunch she had allowed a girlfriend to see his cum on her thigh; the friend had scooped it up with a finger and licked it. She refused her friends request for an introduction. As they fucked that Friday night she wondered out loud how long their relationship would last. He said, "At least another two minutes." She punched his arm then gave him a ferocious kiss. "It better be at least another twenty minutes buster!" she said in a menacing tone. Three moments later both were giggling out of control. Sam said, "OK, I'll say it first. I love you." She had said that at the same time he did and their giggles returned. They kissed. They resumed their fuck. "How long do we have to wait before I can ask you to marry me?" he asked. She stopped the fuck for a few moments as she gave him a long kiss. "A few months I would guess. We need to see everything that is wrong with the other and decide if we can live with it. Then you can ask me." "What if we see nothing we can't live with in a couple of weeks of living together?" "It would still be best to wait a few more weeks to see if we are compatible." She kissed him deeply then resumed the fuck. A mutual orgasm later he asked, "Want to shop for your ring tomorrow?" "Yes," she said.Their engagement lasted almost two weeks and each week they went over the list of everything they did not like about the other. Each complaint was fixed immediately. By the third week they were making things up. By the fourth week they were alternating complaints about not being kissed often enough, not being touched often enough, not being fucked often enough. Neither complained about not being loved enough. They each asked for a week off, flew to Vegas and got married exactly one month after their first fuck in the park. They lived happily ever after. Monkey's Penis, ch 12 of 13 David Moreno finds things becoming surreal as a relic of antiquity collides with his everyday life. He finally figures out what is going on and tries to turn the tables. But watch out ... See No Evil: Contains sexually explicit and politically incorrect material. If you shouldn't be reading this, or if it might offend you, simply stop now. Legalese: All actors and actresses are over the age of consent. Proof of age is on file. Any similarity of any character, event or place to any actual person, event or place, is purely coincidental. This is all fantasy, and the actors are all professionals -- do not try any of this at home. Archiving: You are welcome to discreetly repost or archive this, just do not change it, steal from it or claim credit for it. Author's Rambling: This story comes in two parts, a yin swing and a yang swing -- the acolyte at the beginning of the tale will tell you that this is the way of the universe. Live well! 12. The Pied Pecker --- --- ---- ------ The party of five filed through the revolving door into the law offices where Lydia worked. David had decided that he was going to at least get his mother a raise and probably also turn this Min Li that antagonized his mother into a sex slave. He had unwished the three women pregnant for the same reason he had shortened his penis to a foot and a half: easier travel size. As they walked through the lobby to the elevators, blonde Gloria Nickman was hurrying some important papers to Mr Harford, who needed them before his 1:30 courtcase. She needed to also get some other papers from Betty Johnson, papers that were crossfiled for-- She wrinkled her straight, delicate nose. What was this SMELL in the lobby?! It was like you pulled back the foreskin on a bull and pressed your nose into the nasty pocket underneath! But this was ... NICE! She slowed her pace and sniffed at the air. Mr Harford could just wait while she found the source of this delightful odor. Redheaded Charity Reeves was coming from the other direction, hurrying to get copies of a business plan to the McMahon meeting when she caught the scent on the air. WHAT was that dreamy-- The two women collided, knocking each other to the floor and scattering their papers in a three foot circle about themselves. "You got papers in my business plans," Charity complained, pushing her glasses back up her nose. "Well, you got business plans in my papers." Charity rolled to her hands and knees, leaned forward and pressed her lips to Gloria's. After several seconds, she leaned back. "Tastes great!" she grinned. Gloria threw her arms around the other woman and pulled her down on top of her as she pressed her tongue past her lips. "Mmmmm ...." Charlie Wolford, 56-year-old security guard, had seen the two women collide and hurried to help them. But by the time he got there, the two young ladies were ... kissing?! He tugged at his collar with his index finger. "Uhm, ladies?" They sure did seem to be enjoying themselves, though. He shook his head. Today's women .... ---------- Charlotte Raffling hurried the last ten feet to the elevator. "Thank you for holding it," she smiled to the nice young man as she stepped in, then to the corner. "Hi, Lydia," she gave a small wave. Then blinked. That SMELL! "Heh, heh," she gave a nervous chuckle as she held the manila folders she was carrying in front of her skirt and moved her other hand behind them. "How does your husband like his new promotion?" Lydia made small talk. "Not keeping him too busy, is it?" "Heh, heh, no," she scratched her crotch under cover of the manila folders. "No, Jack likes it, and ... and he's not ... well, uhm ... uh ... you knowowOWOWOW!" she gasped as her eyes widened -- things had to be rewired down there for it to feel THIS good! -- then she shivered. "... uhm, busy." "Now, did he pick up any new staff with the promotion, or do they expect him to make do with no more people than he already has?" "No, he, uhm," Charlotte leaned forward, obviously reaching up under her skirt behind the folders. "He's getting-- OHGOD!" She gasped and fell back a step against the elevator wall, dropping the folders and papers to the floor to reveal her hand rubbing at her wet turquoise panties. "Oooooooh ... OOOOOOHHHH ...!" She slowly sank to the floor and spread her legs wide, openly frigging. The elevator doors opened and Lydia and her party stepped out. Russ Edgely was standing there, waiting to go down. He was married, but both he and Charlotte lightly flirted with others at work to "help grease the gears to turn a little smoother." "Charlotte?!" he exclaimed as he stepped on the elevator. "Oh, RUSS!" Charlotte purred as the doors closed. ---------- "Okay," Lydia stopped at the outer door of an office suite. It had two panes of glass in it, and she pointed. "I work in that office; Mr Gillespy works in that one." "Thanks, Mom," David took the penis off his neck and held it forward. "I want to make his secretary immune to my scent. Secretaries do all the real work, and I intend to get you a raise, but she can't make that happen if she's too busy frigging herself. Or humping me." He stepped to the window to see a sharp-featured, thirty-something blonde shouting at a soft-looking twenty-something brunette with black plastic glasses. "Which one is his secretary?" "Kelsey. The one that looks like a librarian." That would be the brunette, then. He held up the penis as the blonde marched to another inner door in the office suite, banged and let herself in. "Let Kelsey be immune from melting into a sex puddle from my cock-scent." He hung the penis back around his neck, then opened the door and all five stepped into the office suite. "Hi, Kelsey," Lydia smiled. "Hi, uhm, Ms Moreno. I thought you said you were sick and wouldn't be coming in today. And you probably shouldn't let Mr Gillespy catch you in that bikini." "I AM sick -- sick of the way Gillespy treats us. And I'm going to give him a piece of my mind." "You ARE?" "Yes. I think he deserves it. Don't you?" "Well, yeah, but-- " She shrugged. How do the lowly correct the mighty? "Is he in?" Lydia took a step toward his door. "Actually, no. He's at Mr Bryant's office, meeting with him." "Probably about pay raises. Or lack thereof." Kelsey pushed her glasses back up her nose. "Probably." "Was that Elaine Dreisfield that was bitching at you just before I came in?" "Yeah ... she's ticked off at something that Tom did, but wants to chew on me for it some too. I didn't have anything to do with it, though." "That woman has been trying to castrate Tom for the last six months!" Kelsey just nodded in agreement. Lydia frowned, then marched to Tom's door and opened it without knocking. "Elaine," she said loudly as she stepped in, interrupting, "you never come over to this suite unless one of your toads tells you that Gillespy is out. Don't have the courage to be such a bitch when one of the senior partners is around to hear you, do you? Well, you're not welcome here. You can just drag your raggedy ass out and work through proper channels!" Lydia pointed toward the door leading out into the hallway. Kelsey stood, mouth open in awe and awaited the reprisal of the gods. Or goddess, in this case. Was that a rumbling growl coming from Tom's office? "Pack your things, Moreno," the blonde snipped as she came around the table. "You're out of here this very afternoon!" Kelsey's face fell. Well, it was good to watch the underdog while it lasted. "I will crucify your ass," Elaine continued out to the front office of the suite, "and hang it at the front gate so that none of this other trailer trash (sniff) gets any (sniff, sniff) ... uhm, (sniff) ideas ... (sniff) ... about ... (sniff) ... about, uhm ... (sniff, sniff) ...." David unzipped and whipped out eighteen inches. "Oh ... (thump as Elaine landed on her knees) ... GOD!" She knee-shuffled quickly toward David's crotch. "Elaine?!" Kelsey asked, astounded. Elaine ignored the office girl. "Please?" she pleaded to David, looking up at him with her clear blue eyes. David simply slapped her nose with his rod a couple times. "You don't EVER talk to my mom like that!" "Lydia, I am SO sorry!" she called over her shoulder, then to David: "Please!" "If you REALLY wanted to be my pecker slave, you would be naked by now." Immediately, the blonde's clothes came off. Kelsey stood with her mouth hanging open. What in the world--?! Mrs Dreisfield would NEVER--?! But here she was, on her knees?! Begging?! NAKED?! "PLEASE?!" Elaine whined. Tom, too, was standing at his door, mouth open. "Elaine?!" The blonde blushed furiously, but continued to plead to the cock-master with her eyes. David banged her nose again. "Three things. You do three things and I will consider squirting your cunt." "Anything!" she whispered. "One, NEVER cross my mom. You do whatever she tells you and whatever is in HER best interest." "Anything you want, Lydia!" she called over her shoulder, then in a whisper, "Anything." "Second." David stepped to retrieve one of her high heels she had discarded, then pressed the heel at her anus, then into her. "I want you to build up your sphincter muscle. You keep that in there twenty-four hours. If you drop it, I will know." "Yes," she grimaced, her anus already straining to hold the footwear. "Third. It looks like you've been kind of rude to poor Tom there. Tom, for the next hour, she'll do anything you ask. Do with her as you will. Just remember to protect her ass with the shoe in it. No physical pain. And let me know if she drops the shoe" "Cooooool," Tom grinned widely, his eyes already alight with things to do. "Thank you! Thanks! Let's drag the bitch's ass in here, Elaine!" Elaine knee-walked back into his office, the shoe gripped in her butt, then Tom closed his door behind her. Several seconds of silence passed. "Wow!" Kelsey finally broke a smile of admiration. "Are you going after Gillespy next? Could I ... could I help?!" David looked at her, and she asked again with her eyes. "Sure," he grinned. Kelsey grabbed her purse and the six were off. ---------- Kelsey stepped out of the next suite into the hall and pushed her glasses back up her nose. "She won't tell me." She crossed her arms. "Samantha always HAS been snippy to me." David shrugged. "She's not a problem." He stepped inside the suite. The blonde receptionist looked up. "May I (sniff) ... may I help (sniff, sniff) ... I, uhm ... (sniff) ... sir ... please ... uhm ... (sniff) ...." Kelsey stepped toward her. "This is Lydia Moreno's son, Samantha, and you WILL listen to him! Now bare your boobs for him!" "Noooo," she looked at Kelsey, "I ... couldn't," she looked back at David, "... do ... that ... (sniff, sniff, sniff) ... it wouldn't ...." "Tell her again, Kelsey." "Strip, bitch!" Samantha stood and began unbuttoning her blouse. Soon all her clothes were in a pile and she stood there in only high heels. "I LOVE this!" Kelsey giggled, then stepped to her and smacked her butt. "Say, thank you ma'am," David told the blonde. Samantha glanced at Kelsey, not meeting her eyes. "Thank you, ma'am." "Now where are Gillespy and Bryant?" Kelsey demanded. Samantha kept her eyes cast down. "They're meeting with Mr Ashford." "They're up to something," Kelsey nodded to David with squinted, suspicious eyes. "Thank you, Samantha," David told her. "Now, I'd like you to finish out the day in your current attire. And if any men come in and ask you for service, you'll give them the bestest blow job you can, right?" "Yes, sir." Why was her mouth watering just at the thought of that?! "Cool!" Kelsey declared. The party of six traveled further up the hall toward Mr Ashford's office. "Hey, Bob," Kelsey told the first man they came to, "Go ask Samantha for some service. You'll love the results! You too, Frank! Free blow jobs at Samantha's." She gestured with her fist and her tongue in her cheek to simulate fellatio. "Oh, this if fun!" she skipped beside David. "Oh, David," Kelsey hopped and tugged on his sleeve a little way further up the hall, "I want to show you to my friend Karen. Please? Just for a second?" David shrugged. "Sure." To the rest: "You guys wait here a moment." "Yes!" She opened the door and scampered in. "Karen, you HAVE to meet this young man. And you will not believe the things he can do!" The pretty strawberry blonde looked up. "Really? Is he ...," she lowered her voice, "Are you interested in him?" "I don't know yet, but he's really nice! Come in, David! Come meet Karen!" Karen stood and straightened her blouse, preparing to meet Kelsey's new potential boyfriend. She sure hoped it worked out for her -- Kelsey was such a sweet girl, but so meek and so shy. "Hi," she smiled and held her hand out. "My name is Karen, and I see that you've already met our wonderful Kelsey. She is just (sniff) ... just the most wonderful (sniff, sniff) ... uhm ... (sniff) ...." "The most wonderful girl, isn't she?" "Yeah ... (giggle) ... (sniff, sniff) ... (giggle) ...." "Oh, no," Kelsey moaned as she saw her friend start to melt into a slut. She looked at David. "But?" "Sorry," David shrugged, "It's just something that I exude." "Kelsey, we oughtta ... (deep breath) ... compare breasts for David! Dontcha think?" Karen giggled, coming around the desk. "But she's my best friend, David!" "I went to special pains to make you immune, but normally women just react like her." "Here, I'll start us off," Karen giggled, unbuttoning her blouse. Kelsey looked at David and frowned again. "But she's my best ..." -- Karen was giggling as she slipped off her bra -- "friend ...." "Here they are!" Karen enthusiastically cupped her breasts for the young man, then reached for Kelsey's chest. "Your turn, Kelsey!" "Stop it, Karen," Kelsey slapped her friend's hands away. "She can't help it, Kelsey." "I know it. But she's not supposed to act all silly. She's supposed to be the practical one." "Well, then, he just gets to enjoy mine!" Karen leaned over and pulled David's hands up to cup her boobs. David squeezed her handfuls and grinned. "I don't know. She's sorta fun all silly." "Behave yourself, Karen," Kelsey whacked her friend's ass. "I don't waaaaanna behave," Karen wiggled her ass. "I wanna fuck!" "Karen, honey," David asked her to annoy Kelsey, "strip naked for me." She perkily complied. Kelsey was shaking her head. "I don't like her like this at all," she complained. "It's not right." "Well, I don't like you like this, either, tight-ass," Karen countered, then her hand darted to yank a necklace from around Kelsey's neck. "Hey! Give that back!" "Ah-ah," Karen danced backwards, reaching behind herself with the necklace. "Give me that! My sister gave me that!" Karen turned around and cocked out her ass. "Gonna have to dig for it." "You DIDN'T!" Kelsey gasped. Karen shook her ass. "It's mine now." "You little tramp!" Kelsey whacked her butt and stuck a finger up her rectum to feel around for the necklace. "Mmmmmm, this is why you're my bestest friend in the whole world," Karen sighed and wriggled. Kelsey plowed her finger a little deeper. "I can't believe you would ... Karen! Stop CLENCHING your SPHINCTER! It's not funny!" "Kelsey?" "Yes, David?" she tsked. "Why did you have to do this to her?" "Kelsey?" She looked at David, then followed his gaze to see that Karen had her hand up, the necklace dangling from it. "Karen?! Why did you--?!" She quickly removed her finger from the butt and snatched her necklace back. "I just wanted a nice pick-me-up for the afternoon, best friend." "Eeeewww!" "But now you've gotten me all hoooo-oo-ooorny, you need to so something to fix me, Kelsey!" "Karen, shut up." She saw that the clasp on her necklace was broken now, so dropped it in her pocket. "David, let's get out of here. I don't want to see her like this any more." "But Keeeeelsey, I'll go down on you ...." Kelsey grabbed David's wrist and pulled him out of the office suite, leaving her naked best friend to frig for herself. "What a mistake!" she rolled her eyes. "I don't know. You're sort of one up on her now." "What do you mean?" "Well, she's begged to go down on you. And you've had your finger up her butt. If she crosses you, you just threaten to jab it back up there again." "Now you're just being sick." David laughed and they rejoined the other three. "Where's Mom?" he asked. "Be bemb ub be awb abuh am obiembaw bomam (She went up the hall after an oriental woman)" Paul tried to answer past his tongue. Professor Mulholland was leaned back against the wall, Katey's hand down the front of her bikini bottoms. "Ladies, where's my mother?" Mulholland pulled the strings to Katie's bikini bottoms and they fell to the floor. "Nnnngggg!" Paul whined, then his tongue shot out to land between Katie's ass cheeks and began vibrating there. "Ungh!" Katie gasped, then sank to her hands and knees, entranced by her warm, quivering butt plug. "Ladies, where's my mother?" David was starting to get irritated. "David," Kelsey tugged on his arm, "I think that was her that just walked across the hall up that way." "Are you sure?" "There should only be three women in this building wearing string bikinis, and two of them are right here." David started up the hall. "Show me where." "But, David, what about Paul and the sluts?" "Sounds like a rock band," he chuckled. "Bring them along." He continued marching back up the hall, looking in the suites for his mother. ---------- "Ms Moreno, please, be reasonable," Min Li spoke very clearly, intending to sound like the icon of reasonableness herself. "You accuse me of batting my eyes at the senior partners and trying to undermine your job with the intention of taking it myself. You accuse me of these things while you yourself are strutting around here in something that a cheap stripper would wear on stage. Doesn't that strike you as a little ironic?" Outside the conference room, Helen, another secretary, kept casting her eyes in, nosy about the bizarre scene playing out in there. Min Li was a bitch, to be sure, but Lydia had just marched in here, openly accusing her of that. And that just wasn't how the game was played. "I just want you to calm down, Ms Moreno. Lydia. You wouldn't want to burst a blood vessel." Min Li was being obnoxiously reasonable. "Let me get Helen to fetch you a glass of water, and you and I can discuss all the issues that are troubling you." "You are after my job, Min Li. Don't think that I don't know that you are." "Lydia ... I'm not after anyone's job. I just want us all to get along together and work to be the very best employees that we each can be." "You're not fooling anyone." "I am not TRYING to fool anyone, Lydia. Calm down." She walked to the conference room doorway and Helen quickly yanked her gaze away. "Helen?" "Hmm?" the diligent Helen appeared to notice for the first time that Min Li and Lydia were in the conference room. "Be a sweetie and go fetch Lydia some water to calm her down." "Yes, ma'am." Min Li pulled the door closed. "Lydia ... you really ... could not have helped me any more than you have this morning." Lydia narrowed her eyes. "What do you mean?" "Why, the hysterical woman storming in here, hurling accusations. Men HATE hysterical women. I'm going to win scores of points just for "handling" you." She held her hand to her chin. "I'll just tell them that menopausal women are ... sometimes unstable (meaningful head nod). Especially when there are already deep underlying psychological problems. No, no, you're not at all safe to let be seen around clients. Perhaps we can find you a slot in the mail room. Monkey's Penis, ch 12 of 13 "And the R-rated swimwear. You really could not have added a better touch." She was ... right. Lydia knew better than to play these games in the open. Men slug it out; women poison each other's futures. To openly speak of the games was to ... expose yourself for the amateur that you are. What had possessed her?! Perhaps ... perhaps when David had wished her back to innocence ... he inadvertently wiped out the savvy she had built up after years of dealing with other women in the workplace .... There was a knock at the door, and Helen poked her face in, scanning the room for hurled, broken objects. "I have some water for the poor dear." "Thank you, Helen," Min Li took the cup. "Give us a few more minutes of privacy, won't you? So I can counsel her on her issues without her being so," she dropped her voice and made eyes, "ashamed." "I understand," Helen nodded sagely and pulled the door shut again. "I will even name the pockets that I will sink the balls into," Min Li smiled, taking a sip of Lydia's water before handing it to her. "You will be placed on administrative leave today. I will be named temporarily to your position tomorrow. I will encourage Gillespy to have compassion and understanding and to allow you back into the building on a limited basis by next week -- as expert assistant to me while I am still filling your position. Only you and I will know that it's actually just so you can be my pet and can come to a full appreciation of how low you have sunk. You simply won't work out, of course, and by the end of the month, I will heroically but futilely be trying to keep you on, as an office mail delivery toad. By the next month, even *I* will be forced to admit that you are ... simply too far gone to still function as a useful member of our society. Alas." She shrugged. A young man suddenly appeared in the room. "What?!" Min Li stepped back, startled. David shrugged to his mother. "I finally got smart and stopped searching for you and wished to find you." "What are you DOING here?! WHERE did you COME from?!" Min Li demanded. Sniff, sniff. David pointed at the oriental. "Is this her?" Lydia nodded. "But, David?" "Who ARE you?! ... (sniff, sniff) ... and why ... (toying with hair) ... why are you wearing ... (sigh) ... so many clothes ... (sincere smile) ... hunk?" "David, make her immune to your scent, please?" "Are you sure?" Min Li was starting to squeeze her own breasts through her blouse. Lydia nodded, then David held up his fist and concentrated a moment. Min Li dropped her hands from her tits. "What--?!" "Min Li," Lydia smiled. "Meet my son, David. He really is a most wonderful boy. And let me call off the orifices that I will sink the balls in this building into." She stood and walked around the table. "First of all, know that any time you are alone with a man now, you WILL get his cock into your mouth, even if you have to rape him to do it. Any time you are alone with a woman, you will touch her in inappropriate places. The more uncomfortable she gets, the more lustful you will get." Lydia put her index finger to her mouth and thought a moment. "Every time you go to the bathroom, you will need to get the hole you just used shagged. You will get hornier and hornier until you get a man to plug the relevant orifice with his prick." "You are ... just insane, woman." "And every five minutes," Lydia continued brightly, "let's have you squeal out a dirty word! David, make this so, won't you, sweetie?" "Sure, Mom." He held up his fist and concentrated. "You really ARE insane, Lydia," Min Li frowned in awe. "I thought you were just stupid. But you're certifiable." "Oh, but I left you your cover. You can still APPEAR to be a reasonable person, Min Li. At least ... some of the time." She took her son's hand and opened the conference room door. "Enjoy the fixes. Toodles." Min Li stepped out as they left the suite, and Helen stepped over to stand beside her. Min Li suddenly blinked and swallowed several times. "Who would've thought that Lydia -- Lydia! -- would just crack like that?" Helen mused. Min Li swallowed hard and stiffened as she attempted to exert her willpower. "I mean, she always seemed so stable. Who would have thought it?" Giving in, Min Li clapped her hand on Helen's ass. "Who woulda thought it?" she sighed, momentarily relieved. "Don't grab that unless you mean it," Helen warned. And who woulda thought the old woman was gay? ---------- As David and Lydia walked back up the hall, they came upon the others. Paul was bent over, his tongue still up Katie's ass. Katie's eyes were half shut, a dreamy smile on her face. Professor Mulholland, however, was trying to pull away from Kelsey's grip. "No, no, it's not right! Everything is all wrong!" she rambled. "Another problem," David sighed. "What's wrong with Patticakes?" "I think your scent wore off her, David. She started complaining, then wanted to run out of the building. I held her here for you." "David, this is all wrong! It's evil! It's ... (sniff) ... NO!" She clamped her lips shut and puffed out her cheeks, holding her breath. Lydia sized up the situation, then strode over. She gripped Paul's tongue and popped it out of Katie's ass, eliciting a confused squeal from the girl. Then her hand darted to Mulholland's bikini bottoms, yanking them down six inches, and she released the tongue. The tongue instinctively flicked forward to sink up Mulholland's rectum, causing her to gasp. "David ... I ... oh ... uhm ... yeeeeaaaaaahh ...," she sighed, then breathed in the precious scent. She wriggled her ass to play with the vibrating tongue. "Thanks, Mom." He gave a lop-sided grin. "Everybody feeling better now?" "Where's MY tongue, David?" Katie crossed her arms and pouted. "When we get where we're going, Paul will stick his nose up your ass. Okay?" "Okay," she smiled. He turned to the one that had, really, held everything together while he fetched his mom. "Thanks, Kelsey." "Just trying to help you, David," she smiled. They continued down the hall toward Ashford's office. As they walked by Samantha's office, they saw that a fairly long line had formed, and Samantha was inside, cheeks sucked in, bobbing her head diligently. "Jism-breath," Kelsey called inside, then giggled. As they neared Mr Ashford's suite of offices, Kelsey begged David to let her go in first with a thirty second head start before he came in. David consented and waited a half minute, then entered. "... or I will have my friend come in her and cock-whip you in the face until you do!" Kelsey was saying with a smug grin. "Kelsey, you insane little ... (sniff) ...," the brunette woman with Kelsey said. "You insane ... (sniff, sniff) ... I, uhm ... (sniff, sniff, sniff) .. what, uhm, was I saying?" she asked as she stared at David. "You were getting ready to show these," Kelsey reached out and grabbed the other woman's boob, "to David." "I, uh ... you shouldn't ... uhm ... yeah, I was, wasn't I?" She started unbuttoning her blouse. It turned out that the Gillespy-Bryant-Ashford trio had stepped out -- the secretary, Lisa, didn't know where -- to look at some blueprints, but should be back any minute. In fact, Ashford's wife and college-aged daughter were waiting in his office to take him out to lunch for his birthday as soon as he returned. "Now, I want you to march shamefully naked up the hall to Howard's office," Kelsey ordered Lisa, "and spend the rest of the afternoon giving him the best sex he's ever had, you silly cunt!" She looked to David. "Howard has pined for Lisa for years, but she's only mistreated him." Lisa blushed furiously as she stepped into the hallway naked. ---------- The party stepped into Ashford's office. "Excuse me, should you all be in my husband's office?" an attractive older red-haired woman in an expensive skirt and jacket asked. "I ... (sniff, sniff) ...." She didn't stay in her expensive outfit long. A pretty red-haired girl in her mid-twenties stepped out of the bathroom adjoining the office to see her naked mother on all fours, moaning as Paul's two foot tongue worked on her clitoris, his nose probing around at her anus. "Mama?!" Soon enough, the party watched mother and daughter swap spit and play hide-the-finger. Kelsey's purse rang, startling her. She opened it and pulled out her cell phone. "Hello?" "Kelsey, this is Karen." "Oh, hi, Karen." Her disappointment in her friend showed in her voice. "Kelsey, what happened?!" "That's the same question I want to ask you." "Kelsey, I remember you bringing that young man in, then ... then just some awful tings. Did you ... did you two drug me or something?!" "No! We didn't DRUG you! You were just too weak-willed to keep your thighs together!" "No ... it was something more than that. I wasn't thinking right. I think that boy DID something!" "No, he didn't DO anything! You just decided to let your cunt do your thinking instead of your head! And I ... I didn't think you were like that." "I'm NOT, Kelsey. And don't go getting all judgmental on me! YOU'RE the one that brought that boy in here! And I think he's some type of CRIMINAL or something!" "Don't YOU go hurling accusations when your pussy juices just shorted out your brain!" "I don't think with my pussy!" "Look! I've had my finger up your ass, you whore! And I'll jab it up there again if you keep accusing me and David of drugging you!" "I do NOT think with my pussy, Kelsey!" Kelsey held the phone to David, who was already holding the penis at wish level. "Karen, you DO think with your pussy." He handed the phone back to Kelsey. Silence. "Karen?" "Nnnnnggggg. Yeah?" she whined. "What are you doing, Karen?" "I'm ... I'm rubbing my cunt ...." Kelsey sighed. "You're thinking with your pussy. Again." "Yeeeeaaaah .... but I don't wanna let her do all my thinking!" Another sigh. "You are just a slut, Karen." Pause. "Yeeeeaaaah ... but I don't wanna be!" "Karen ... I am ashamed of you." Pause. "Kelsey ...? Could you ... could you stick your finger up my butt again? Another pick-me-up for this afternoon?" Kelsey hung up. "She's nothing but a tramp, David," she pouted. "My best friend is a whore." David shrugged. "You sin some, you flooze some." "What?" "Just chill. Enjoy the mother-daughter show." "Okay." A few minutes later, they heard the three men enter the suite. "I am going to have to either fire that girl or give her a promotion." Chuckle. "They were lined up all the way around the corner." "Well, what do you expect? She's blowing every guy that asks her." "What about you, Gillespy? Your chink was acting pretty weird too, wasn't she?" "I don' wanna talk about it." "Wait, wait. What's this? That little jap girl of yours? Min Li? She's giving free blow jobs too? "Cause I wanna get in on that." "Not giving," Gillespy growled. "Taking. While you were getting the papers, I poked my head in my office, and she attacked me. I have BITE MARKS on my WEENER, fer chrissakes! That girl's a menace!" "I'll take her off your hands." "No ... not yet." "Aw, come on. Share." "Not yet. I'm hoping she pisses off the Moreno gal enough to make her put out to keep her job." Ashford opened his office door and his mouth dropped as he gaped at his wife and daughter canoodling while some ugly young man looked like he had a four foot tongue stuck up Ashford's daughter's ass. "Happy birthday!" the mother and daughter pulled their faces out of muff long enough to shout happily. "WHAT is going ON here?!" Ashford gasped and demanded. "Sylvia?! Becca?! What are you DOING?!" "Oh, Daddy! Mama knows JUST how to liii-ii-iick!" "Join us, Richard," the wife sighed. "Our baby has the sweetest cunt!" "I ... I ...." "Oh, come on, Daddy," his daughter rolled over and spread. "Uhm," he staggered forward and hesitantly patted his daughter's fur. "Oh, yeah, Daddy!" She wriggled her pelvis, then took his hand in hers, folded all the fingers but the middle one, placed it at her opening and ... slid it in. "Ohgod, DADDY!" "You oughtta TASTE her, Richard! Mmmm ...." The third man, Bryant, had sidled up to the wife and laid his palm on her ass. "Oh! Richard won't mind!" she turned around and breathed. "DO me!" "Mr Gillespy," David smiled pleasantly, ignoring Mr Bryant stripping for Mrs Ashford and Mr Ashford fingering his daughter Becca, "I'd like to discuss a raise for my mother." The man sputtered, his face turning dark maroon. "I will NOT be told what to do! YOU do not make the decisions around this place! *I* do! ME and the other senior partners! You BITCHES are getting too big for your PANTIES! Min Li tries to bite my COCK off! Now you drug Ashford's bitch and brat and expect to blackmail us? Well, it ain't happening. I'm not having ANY of it! If you beg me to butt-fuck you every day for the next year, Moreno, that STILL won't save your job! Pack your things! Your ass is on the street!" David had been thinking of gently persuading the man to see the light, but this was just too rude! He took off his necklace and held it forward. "So be it, then. I will lead every last woman out of this building and across the street, where they'll start up their OWN law business. They will take away EVERY last customer you might have and DEFEAT you in every conflict. Oh, yeah: and every man in this building will have the irresistible urge to cross-dress!" Kelsey was tugging on David's sleeve. "All right," David said. "We'll take Tom and Howard with us and leave you with Elaine and Min Li. Maybe you can beg them for make-up lessons." Kelsey nodded smugly "Man!" Bryant exclaimed in the background as he humped Ashford's wife, "You have the COOLEST family!" David raised the penis. "So let it be done!" Immediately, his cock was restored to its five-foot length. Sylvia and Becca abandoned Bryant and Ashford to crawl to David's staff. Giggling, Kelsey retrieved Becca's red silk panties and tied them like a flag to the end of David's pole. From the lowest floor to the tallest, women smelled the scent coming through the ventilation shafts, heard its irresistible calling and made their way toward David's shaft, stripping as they went. Behind them in the halls, the men picked up the discarded garments and changed into them. Then David and his red panty-flag led a sea of naked, lusty women to the high-rise across the street, whose occupants found themselves only too happy to make room for the horny horde. ---------- (To Be Continued)