0 comments/ 29853 views/ 1 favorites Review: Size Matters Pt. 01 By: velvetpie Size Matters, A Real Sex Xtra – Part One. Directed by Patti Kaplan. ***** This show is a documentary presented by HBO. The show opens with an aerial shot of Las Vegas and K.C. & The Sunshine Band's "Get Down Tonight" plays over the various shots of the Vegas strip. Men are dressed as pimps and their ladies are dressed as whores as they enter a particular club and this segment is called the Pimp 'N Ho Costume Ball. Ladies show their breasts for the cameras and some of they are quite tasty. The host explains how this came to be. He held a Pimp 'N Ho Costume Party for about 20 friends in his house a few years ago and it was such a smash that the next year, 80 people came the next year. The next year after that, it ballooned to 200 people and it's become larger every year after that. The only requirement is that men come dressed as pimps and women come dressed as hookers. He talks about how large it's grown and the amount of press that they receive from it as he tries on a long purple duster, red shirt and black fedora, which is his pimp costume. As a woman explains that the party is invitation only and that more women than men are invited because they don't want a sausage fest, we see shots of some of the ladies. Some are extraordinarily beautiful. One woman has a slash of red silk running down her ass crack and can move it by flexing her asshole. Now that's pretty damn interesting! J They also show that the women play with each other and we see scenes of a woman licking another's ass and two others taking turns licking each other's tits. Another party goer says that most of the people are 9-to-5 workers and they want to blow some steam off. He wants to wear something sexy so that people notice him and he chooses a black silk shirt with red pants to accentuate his gorgeous rock-hard torso. His friend is a designer and both men look stunning. Another woman states that she is a talent executive and works in television. When she knew she was coming to the Ball, she knew that she had to choose something to make the guys notice her. She chooses a very short nurse's uniform that looks more like a maid's uniform, except that it's blue with a white sailor flap and red stripes. Everything is for shock value, another woman explains. Ladies and men in some very risqué costumes are shown as well as a pair of ladies Frenching for the cameras. Another man says that everyone is loose and grooving and that some things that he can't talk about on camera were going on last year. The VIP room is shown where an Asian woman with large breasts is getting head while being tongue-kissed. The host says that next year, they're looking at taking it on a four or five stop tour. The in-between interviews start next. The question posed to the interviewees is what positions do you like? A black man with his beautiful black woman says that he was looking for someone he could take home to his parents but always found that that type was poor in the sack. Now he has someone who is a freak in the bedroom and will do everything nasty thing you can think of. Another couple, an Asian woman and white male, says that their biggest turn-on is doing it anywhere but the bedroom. They mention that on the kitchen floor, doggie style is one of their favorites. A third couple, both white, state that they also like doggie style because she likes feeling his nuts slap against her ass. The next couple is asked about what fantasy they'd like to do and the woman answers, "A big, slithering orgy." Her man is a little shocked but is turned on by the idea. A group of four woman are asked what about integrating masturbation into your lovemaking and they all shout "Yes!" The next segment begins with an older white male staring into the camera and saying, "Hi, my name is Ed and I'm a masturbator." Thus begins the Masturbation Club segment. A woman is lying on a table being masturbated by a few other people. The hostess and her husband tell her gathering that Club Relaine is the only heterosexual masturbation club in North America and welcomes a mixture of men and women, mostly middle-aged. They had their first masturbation party over 8 years ago and are still going strong. They start by getting dressed in something sexy and the fun begins. Anyone is allowed to say 'no' but it seems to operate like a swingers club. Everyone undresses and partners are shared and swapped. One woman explains that she was 12 when she first learned how to masturbate and would do it all the time, anywhere that she could. Another man says that he started at 12 also and that he had a hard-on that wouldn't go down. This went on for a day and a half until he started rubbing his cock and finally had his first ejaculation. Everyone sits around, discussing masturbation and they decide to start with the newest member, Monica, and a gas mask is placed on her head. She uses a vibrator on herself while others touch, pinch and use other vibrators on her to heighten the experience. After she cums, everyone touches and soothes her. Two women work on another man, one jerking him off while the other kisses and caresses his chest and belly. The hostess says that some people think that they're the only ones masturbating and are very surprised to learn that there's a whole community out there, available to them. Another set of in-between interviews begin. One man says that he can't go a day without masturbating and it's a necessary to him as going to the gym. A man speaks for his girlfriend and says that she loves to masturbate as he does, too, but she's embarrassed and tries to downplay his answer. A third man states that he once masturbated with a pineapple once and his girlfriend walks away in embarrassment. Another woman says that she's masturbated in front of a partner but found it kind of annoying. Another woman states that she masturbates all the time and her boyfriend agrees, saying that he lets her get started, then joins in. Review: Size Matters Pt. 02 Size Matters, A Real Sex Xtra - Part Two. Directed by Patti Kaplan. * * * * * This show is a documentary presented by HBO. The third segment, called Ladies' Night, begins with dance music and two black men strutting onto the stage. They are male strippers and an audience of 100+ black women cheers them on. A woman named Lady Simzie states that she puts on this show for black women once a month and that always have a good time. As she speaks, we see shots of the scantily-clad male strippers dancing suggestively with the patrons. AND THEY ARE GOOD! Made me sweat just watching them! Simzie says that she's been working with dancers for 22 years and that her mother introduced her to it. The strippers explain that they don't want to be seen as 'boy-toys', that they are entertainers and want to give the audience something different every time. The strippers are shown in their dressing room, preparing for the show. Costumes and body image are important so they spend a lot of time perfecting them. They warm themselves up by looking at magazines of naked black women and stroking themselves to hardness. This evening, dancers are here from other states and the women say that they're here to party. So the show is on! One dancer, Bam Bam, says that he's been dancing for 6 years and that he does 'exotic' dancing. The dancers are all well-built, some with thinner builds than others, and they strip down to nothing. Some dancers will grind on a woman's lap but woman are not allowed to touch the dancer unless he gives permission. They also explain that they can't wear the normal G-strings in that they are not large enough to fit their cocks so they end up making their own clothing. The strippers are very ... provocative, using their perfectly sculpted bodies and extremely long cocks to coerce the dazed clientele out of their money. If I knew where they were going to be, I'd go see them!!! Another set of in-between interviews begins with two women and a man and the question, does size matter, is put to them. The women say no but the man says yes. It's not about the sex, he says, but the psychological aspect. Another group of two women and a man are interviewed and the man says that is not about length, it's about width. Another woman says that she couldn't imagine being interested in a man's cock unless it's extremely large. A group of three women are interviewed and one says that you'd be surprised that the penis is tiny when flaccid then whoosh! , it's huge. Two ladies are next and one says that one of her best intimate moments was with a man who was not so well-endowed. A couple is next and the woman is asked to describe the perfect cock. She says that it's not huge because that's uncomfortable. She likes medium-size and loves it when her boyfriend shoves it all the way inside her and rocks her hips right on it. The boyfriend raises his arms as if he's just made a goal. The next segment, Real Dolls, is on blow-up dolls and is quite possibly the most disturbing thing you've ever seen. Remember Westworld and Futureworld where pleasure robots took care of the clients? Well, these aren't robots but they are VERY lifelike. That's the disturbing part. One of the owners of the company demonstrates how the mannequin's arms have lifelike movement and she's very strong and elastic. They're very expensive, though. A deluxe model with all three entries, oral, vaginal and anal, is really pricey. A Real Doll owner is interviewed and the doll is visible through the window of his house, sitting on the chair like a waiting wife. Can anyone say Stepford Wife? Creepy. He says that she is very stimulating and is very close to the real thing (poor guy!). The male owner says that they sell the dolls through their website and people choose the Head Style (hair, eyes and lip features prominently differ here) and can even choose Pubic Hair Style (i.e., trimmed, etc.). He states that a doll costs about $5,000 and that it's very labor-intensive to make one. We are led through the creation of a doll. A head is taken out of a mold as are a pair of hands. The trimmed hands are inserted into arms and the male owner paints the nipples of one of the torsos. The body is made of silicone and he demonstrates how pliant the breasts are. Next, his wife dusts the completed doll with powder and he paints the labia of another doll. He shows a head and explains that the entry portions are made with a softer type of silicone and says that the tongue is very close to a real one. Eyeballs and eyelashes are added before the head is put on the body, then fake nails and a wig are added. Finally, the pubic hair, if any, is added. The doll is then dressed in lingerie and crated for shipping. The male owner explains that some couples order the doll to perform ménage a trois with because they are afraid of approaching and/or using a real human being. Next, a couple is shown receiving the doll that we just watched being made and the male is happy. They bring her inside and the male comments on how realistic her breasts are. The first owner states that the doll can fool a man and that his girlfriend is completely aware that he owns one and that she doesn't have a problem with it. The couple comment on how real her vaginal orifice is and they trim her pubes down. The owner shows a couple of new things they've been doing with the dolls. After many requests, the company has come up with a shemale version of the doll (quite lifelike!) and shows animatronics that have been added to another. Another improvement are sensors in the doll's entries and with enough stimulation, she moans for you and actually orgasms (no info is given is juice comes out). The couple gets naked with the new arrival and the male compares the real breasts of his girlfriend to the doll and finds them exactly alike. They tie her up and spank her, then the threesome begins, the doll taking center stage. The male owner explains how a suction effect happens because the orifice is closed. Next, the couple takes her into the pool and enjoys her there. The next set of in-between interviews begins and a man, with his girlfriend, explains how he likes that her labia extend downward and take everything in. He says that it's the best he's ever had because they wrap around him. A single gentleman says that you have to work the area between the labia and the inside of the thigh. A trio of women is next and one woman says that men don't understand the technique. It's very important that both parties vocalize what they do and don't like. The next couple is asked about integrating sex toys and the man says that they visit the grocery store often because his girlfriend likes cucumbers. A couple of girls are next and one states that she wants to put a strap-on dildo on and fuck her boyfriend with it but he doesn't know that she wants to do this. The fourth and last segment, Strut Your Strap-On, is next and shows a completely nude woman dancing for other women. She states that she is a dyke and clearly enjoys it. Other lesbians are shown playing with each other but the difference here is that they all have dildos and share their love of them with other women. The woman and a friend tape up posters for a strap-on party and they talk about how wonderful it is that gay women can enjoy using a dildo and strap-on with their partner. Next, the twosome goes to a shop and does some shopping for dildos for the party. Before the party, they choose their favorite strap-ons and the party begins. Everyone experiments with the strap-on and dildo of their choice, then the violent wands come out. As one lady performs a striptease for a woman with a strap-on of her own, her friend chows down on the one she is wearing. The final set of in-between interviews begins and two women and a man are interviewed. One says that she likes a strap-on because you never get pregnant, it never gets tired and it never goes down. The next couple is a man and a woman and he states that he likes it when she tells him what to do. Another man in a couple says that his woman is so vocal that he can barely get a word in. The last couple is a man and woman and he says that he makes her life better. She agrees. OPINION: Three out of four. I've always been a big fan of Real Sex because of the window of opportunity it opens. This show was no exception. The Pimp 'N Ho Costume Ball was not very interesting to me. I've been to college and have seen a lot more than that during Halloween at Ohio University. Court Street, yee-haw! The Masturbation segment was interesting because I would never think of masturbating in front of anyone else. I've been doing it since I was four (boy, the stories I could tell you from nearly getting caught in kindergarten!) and I've always enjoyed it in private. I also like that I know exactly what I like and can get myself off in less than one minute. To see people doing it together was unsettling for me but interesting. The Ladies Night segment ABSOLUTELY HAD MY ATTENTION! (Did you hear me??) The cocks I saw on some of these black men were HUGE but I must say that I heartily agree with the saying, 'It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean'. I had a boyfriend who was so large that my pussy lips disappeared when he shoved his meat in. It was extremely uncomfortable and the fact that he was not interested in foreplay or cunnilingus did nothing to help. Still, watching these gentlemen was quite tasty. As I said before, if they ever come to town, I will be one of the first in line (with my husband!) to see them. And I will take my daughter if she is old enough. I LOVED the fourth segment about the dolls. The labia were gorgeous and bi-curious as I am, my mouth itched to lick those pouty lips. Still, I'd like to have a male version, though my husband would not be happy. But since I already own my hubby, the $5,000 will stay in my pocket. (Or be spent at the grocery store, my favorite addiction!) The last segment was, again, very interesting. Women empowered by using strap-ons. Sparked a lot of fantasies, that bit did. And some stories ... be sure to watch for them here. If this program comes on in your area, please be sure to watch it. It's not worth owning for a personal collection but it would be a perfect show to have at a party or to watch with your significant other. Sparks will definitely fly!