1 comments/ 19286 views/ 0 favorites Review: Erotic Confessions By: velvetpie Erotic Confessions, Vignettes: "Arresting Developments" & "Messy". Starring Ava Fabian (as Jacqueline Stone), Craig Stepp (as Andrew Davis in "Arresting Developments"), Rebecca Ferratti (as Rebecca/Ms. Mary in "Arresting Developments"), Darcy DeMoss (as Alycia in "Messy"), Chona Jason (as Cassandra in "Messy") and Tom Paris (as Jeff in "Messy"). In "Arresting Developments", a tax attorney finds out that crime does pay and in "Messy", a little maid service brings a new spark into a married couple's life. * * * * * Jacqueline Stone is a writer and is a beautiful brunette with C cup-sized breasts and dark brown eyes. Standing naked in her waterfall pool, she opens a letter from a male fan and begins to read it. Andrew says that being a fan of hers doesn't exactly match with his profession of being a tax attorney and that since she likes stories of passion and romance, he has a story like hers, but it began with someone breaking into his apartment. Andrew, a tall, older man with short dark hair, arrives home to find that his apartment has been trashed and immediately calls the police. The officer, Rebecca Torres, arrives and she is a short woman with her long, dark hair pinned up and dark eyes. At first, he is upset that only she has arrived to solve his crime but he relents when she states that she is quite capable of handling things. He apologizes and she says that she was robbed a few weeks ago. Andrew drops into a dream, a dream in which she is interrogating him, her hair streaming across her back. He is sweaty and his tie is undone. He won't answer her questions so she says it's time to break him. She pulls her shirt off and caresses her breasts while writhing on the table in front of him and using the tie to pull him near. He tries to resist but the sight of her naked breasts are too tempting and he bends down to kiss her. He is startled back into reality by Rebecca's calls. She needs to take his fingerprints to exclude him and he asks if she likes her job. She says she does because she likes to be in charge. She gives him her card and he stops just short of asking her out. That night, he tosses and turns, again dreaming about her. This time, he is in a jail cell and she is outside, in a shirt, bra and no panties, telling him, "You can look but you can't touch." She tantalizes him by performing an erotic dance just out of his reach. Andrew is awakened by a knock and is surprised to see Rebecca. She has stopped by to check on him and explains that life is too short and that when she sees something she wants, she goes after it. She pushes him into the bedroom and handcuffs him to the bed, then begins to undress. First pants, then shirt drop to the floor and she straddles him, releasing his hands. He takes off her bra and panties and they start to make love. He flips her over, sucking on her nipples. Andrew finishes the letter by saying that it was one of the most incredible nights of his life and says that in some cases, crime does pay. Jacqueline opens yet another letter from an admirer, Jeff and he says that he and a lot of his married friends complain about the monotony in their relationships but that he and wife shared an experience that they both needed and won't soon forget. Since then, their relationship has become fantastic. The segment starts out with Jeff, a dark-hair man with a slight build, sitting in a messy living room and his wife, Alycia, who has long, dark hair and C cups, is picking up things, throwing his items at him, stating that she needs his help because her parents are coming over. He says it's not his fault that she invited them over. Upset that he can't watch his game, he says that he'll do it. She kisses him, saying she's heading to the store and that she'll be back at 7. At 6, Jeff is in the messy kitchen and is distressed to find the dishwasher filled with dirty dishes. What's worse, there is no dishwashing liquid and he can't wash the dishes. He makes a phone call and Cassandra from the Maid Service comes in. Cassandra is a petite Asian woman with long, dark hair and B cups, wearing a maid's uniform. She begins cleaning as he lies on the couch, watching her. The kitchen is next and she makes easy work of it, all the while, knowing that he's watching. All finished, Cassandra tells Jeff that it's very sweet to surprise his wife like this and asks how they keep the fire going in their marriage. Jeff says that he doesn't know and if he did, he'd be a lot happier. Cassandra says that maybe they've lost the imagination and need a spark. She begins to massage his tense shoulders, then slides into his lap, unzipping her uniform. He leans forward and touches and licks her breasts, then she straddles him for a few minutes before going down on him. He returns the favor and just as he's licking her foot, his wife arrives home and he frantically dresses while Cassandra laughs. Cassandra introduces herself while Jeff runs upstairs to take a shower. Alycia and Cassandra start talking and Cassandra starts massaging Alycia's shoulders. Soon, Alycia is topless and the two women begin to play with each other in the darkened kitchen. Alycia goes down on Cassandra while she's sitting on the counter and Jeff comes downstairs and discovers them. For a moment, Alycia wonders if he'll be upset, but he joins in, stepping behind his wife and massaging her breasts. As the clock rings 8, Cassandra leaves a lipstick kiss on her business card, sticks it on the hall table and lets herself out of the house. Jeff and Alycia are still in the kitchen, playing with honey. He drips some on her breasts and licks it away. Alycia drizzles some on his cock and licks it off. Next comes canned plums and they rub them all over each other's bodies and they become quite playful. They forget that her parents are on the way over and the doorbell rings. Jeff says that after that night, they thought about inviting the woman back, they thought about doing a lot of things that they never did before and that it was like meeting his wife for the first time; their passion was re-ignited. OPINION: One out of four. These stories look as if they've been edited down to fifteen minute segments from half-hour shows and you can tell. Everything happens too fast and it's difficult to get into the story. The story for "Arrested Developments" was cheesy but "Messy" was much better. Still, I'd rather have no plot and penetration over a cheesy plot any day. Buy some good porn and avoid this! Review: Erotic Confessions 2 Erotic Confessions, Vignettes: "Friends & Lovers" & "Lessons". Starring Ava Fabian (as Jacqueline Stone). In "Friends & Lovers", platonic roommates cross the line and in "Lessons", a swim instructor teaches some new strokes to his lady students. * * * * * Jacqueline Stone is a writer and is a beautiful brunette with C cup-sized breasts and dark brown eyes. She begins this episode in an open wine-colored robe and she pauses in a hallway in her home to open a letter she's received. The letter is from Jean, who begins, "Sometimes when you think you have everything all figured out, love has a way of sneaking in and throwing your life into a complete whirlwind." The story she wants to relate is about herself and her best friend, Mike. Jean, a brunette with B cups, says that she had just graduated from college and was ready to jump into the real world and decided that sharing an apartment with Mike, a brunet with a nice build, would be a good first step. In the apartment, Jean surveys the place while Mike brings in the boxes. He asks if she's made a choice on which room she wants for a bedroom but when he takes off his shirt, she's hypnotized. They continue to have a conversation but she can't seem to take her eyes off of his naked torso. He dumps some cold water over his head to cool off then threatens to throw some on her. Cornering her, he flings the water which lands on her shirt, making it opaque and allowing him to see her large-nippled breasts underneath. Now it is his turn to be hypnotized. After staring at each other for a long minute, he leaves to continue unloading. Mike takes a showed and she knocks, complaining that she needs to use the bathroom to finish her make-up. He invites her in and she goes to the mirror. Mike steps back so that she can see his soaped, naked body and asks about her plans. She's going out with a few friends and asks about him. He says that he has a big date and she doesn't sound too happy. Mike brings his date, Carol, a blonde with B cups, home and they start kissing on the couch. He pulls the top of her dress down and sucks on her nipples. Jean comes home and slams the door, finding them on the couch. After a bit of small talk and a lot of embarrassment, Jean goes to her room and Mike goes to apologize. He can see that Jean is upset but she's unwilling to talk. Days later, Jean is sunbathing when Mike returns home sweaty from jogging. They talk a bit and she comments that she heard him come in early the night before. Mike tells her not to worry, that all his needs were met on certain levels and asks when the last time her needs were met. She says that she has plans and for him not to worry. He informs her that she needs to flip herself and she does so, topless. He rubs some oil on her shoulders and when his hands accidentally touch her breasts, they both jump. Mike excuses himself and heads for the shower, leaving Jean deep in thought. A topless Jean comes into the bathroom just after Mike is done showering and asks him if he's done. Mike says yes and she touches his towel-covered leg as he leaves. She drops her bikini bottom and gets into the shower. She starts to masturbate when Mike calls in, asking if she needs something at the store. A few days later, Jean brings Curt home and they kiss and touch. Now it's Jean's turn to be caught. Curt leaves and the roommates argue. Mike tells her that she's jealous and Jean tells him that he doesn't know what he's missing. Then, she makes an angry confession: she can't stop thinking about him. She doesn't want to ruin the friendship but she can't be this close to him any longer without ... "If you only knew." Mike says, pulling her into his lap and kissing her. They kiss passionately and he takes her to the bed, rubbing his cock against her before going down on her. He flips onto his back, taking her and she impales herself on his pole for awhile. They switch positions, going to missionary, then to doggie, then back to back with her on top. Afterwards, as they cuddle, Jean continues the letter, saying that she and Mike are still together and often talk about how long it took them to realize what they had between them. Jacqueline, clad in a white bustier, opens a door leading onto a tiny outside balcony and opens another letter. This one is from Jimmy, a swim instructor who teaches rich kids. Jimmy, a short-haired brunet with a thin build, says that the Jones family was his first client and that every year, she asks for him to return. This month, he found out why. Mrs. Jones, a naked blonde on a pool chair, takes in some sun and Jimmy explains that she was always unhappy and sad. He comes around the chair and is startled that she's naked. She apologizes, saying that she forgot he was coming by. The kids are with her husband and when Jimmy explains that there's $500 cancellation fee, she offers to get the check and some lemonade. They talk and the conversation turns to her loneliness. She asks if he has a girlfriend but he is spending his time studying for college. A little more conversation exposes the fact that Mrs. Jones doesn't know how to swim. Jimmy offers to give her lessons. She puts a swimsuit on and they begin. She is petrified of the water, which requires him to stay extra close. He teaches her a few strokes and after nearly dropping her, she arises from the water, her breasts exposed. Jimmy says, "I nearly kissed you." Mrs. Jones kisses him instead. She removes her suit and he sucks on her nipples, then moves her to the side to eat her pussy. He takes her into the deeper water and fucks her. Later, while putting, her husband Bruce calls and she tells him about taking some swimming lessons. He agrees. After hanging up, she goes into the pool and masturbates, thinking of Jimmy. That night, Jimmy finds her floating in the pool and jumps in, thinking to rescue her and she kisses him. He's angry at first but when she tells him how much she missed him and how much she wants to make love to him, he relents. They make love again. OPINION: One out of four. Stunk. Pass it by.