1 comments/ 18079 views/ 10 favorites Three Stoner Chix - Purple Wreck By: CHICA_and_the_MAN Three Stoner Chix - Purple Wreck Amy said, "The A, B, C girls. Just perfect." The outfit consisted of pink shorts with the word 'Juicy' across the ass in big white letters, and white tank tops with little sparkly pink letters over their hearts, with an A for Dana Lee, a B for Amy and a C for Alyson. Dana Lee pointed at the letter on Alyson's chest, and said, "At the rate you're filling out, we'll be calling ourselves the A, B, D girls by New Years!" They laughed, then one of their favorite songs came up on the mp3 player, and they started dancing and singing loudly and out of tune, like the silly teenagers they were. Alyson even grabbed her baton, and started twirling, while the girls clapped and egged her on. Toward the end of the song, Dana Lee hopped up on Alyson's bed, and started shaking her booty like a hip-hop dancer. It was amazing. Alyson and Amy stared at her ass as it bounced up and down in those pink shorts, creaming their panties with lust. Alyson had the sudden urge to shout, "I LOVE YOU, DANA LEE!" But she changed her mind halfway through and shouted, "I LOVE YOU... GUYS!" Dana Lee turned and smiled, her face seeming to glow from within, and Alyson knew she had to do it. Now. This was her last chance. If she didn't do it now, she'd never be able to do it. So she flipped the music off. Dana Lee said, "Hey! I love that song!" Alyson stared into Dana Lee's crystalline blue eyes and stammered, "Uh... you know... Dana Lee... uh... how sometimes... how sometimes you keep a secret because you think it would be for the best? And... how terrified you are thinking, if this thing gets out, it will ruin everything. You... you know that feeling?" Dana Lee nodded with a dazed expression on her face, but Amy was elated. Finally! Alyson's finally gonna tell her how she feels! Yes! It's about fucking time! Alyson licked her lips, suppressing the urge to vomit. "Well... it's silly... because friends shouldn't have secrets from each other. I mean... It doesn't matter how painful... or... uh... uncomfortable the truth might be. It's the truth... how can the truth ever be a bad thing? We... we've always trusted each other, haven't we? We shouldn't have secrets! So... uh, Dana Lee... the thing is..." "I'M PREGNANT, ALRIGHT? I'M FUCKING PREGNANT!!!" Dana Lee's face screwed up into a mask of grief, and she plopped down onto the bed, hands over her eyes, suddenly bawling like a baby. Alyson and Amy were both utterly dumbfounded. All thoughts of anything else evaporated as they rushed to their friend. Amy started stroking Dana Lee's long blonde hair. "Holy fuck, DL. You're... really?" Dana Lee nodded, too choked up to talk. She reached for her purse and searched for the test strip, even though she was sure Alyson had already seen it. How else could she have figured out I was pregnant? Damn it. Why did she force me to confess? Well... I'm glad it's out. I'm glad I'm not alone with this fucking thing. Dana Lee held up the test strip, and when they saw the little plus sign, Amy and Alyson said, "Fuck," in unison. After a long pause, Alyson said, "Does... does Tanner know?" Dana Lee shook her head, saying "I... I haven't told anybody but you guys. I only found out Friday morning. I missed my period, so I took the test, but even then I just didn't believe it could be a... Fuck... What the fuck am I gonna do? I can't be a teenage mom! But I can't get an abortion either! This is so fucked up!" Then she began to cry like she'd never cried in her whole life, all the emotion she'd been suppressing the last two days suddenly flooding out. She'd distracted herself with sex, incest and manatees, but now that she was finally facing the facts, she felt nothing but a crazy panic taking hold of her heart. Amy was wondering, maybe it's not Tanner's kid. I know she's been fucking around all summer. Could be Jimmy Snyder's kid. Or even... oh... fuck... what if it's Rashawne's kid? Oh fucking shit!! I'm such an idiot. I always figured there was a chance he'd knock me up, but it never occurred to me that he might knock someone else up! The way he was raised, he'd marry her for sure! Fuck me! Oh, please, don't let it be Rashawne's! I swear, I'm gonna mail that boy a crate of condoms! Amy took the test strip from Dana Lee's hand. "You know, these things aren't totally reliable." Dana Lee shook her head. "Yeah, but there were three of them in the box. They all came out the same." Alyson said, "Still, you can't know for sure until you see a doctor and get a proper blood test." "Oh shit. Why didn't I think of that? I could have gone to Planned Parenthood on Friday! This thing has been driving me crazy! I've got to know!" Amy said, "Well, you can go today. We'll take you, won't we Alyson?" Alyson nodded, "Sure, but it's Sunday. There's only one clinic open today." Dana Lee had a crazed expression in her eyes, "What? How do you know that? How could you possibly know that?" "I told you Mother was organizing a protest today. Well, I overheard her talking about it this morning. Apparently clinics are usually closed on Sunday, but she's going to protest a clinic that's offering free services today." Dana Lee laughed with almost crazed relief, "Free? Oh my fucking Christ, that's perfect! My mom won't have to find out after all!" Alyson said, "But Doctors don't need to notify parents in Florida. Even if you had an abortion." Dana Lee clapped her hands around her ears, "Ugh! I'm not getting an abortion, Alyson! Oh fuck! Am I? Maybe I am!! I DON'T KNOW!!! But that's not the point! Unlike you two, I'm not as rich as fuck-all. I've maxed out my credit card thanks to that stupid car wreck, so how the fuck am I gonna pay a doctor bill without my mom footing the bill? No, this is perfect! Let's go! Now!" Alyson was surprised when Dana Lee hopped up and ran out into the hall. "Wait! I told you there's a protest going on!" Dana Lee was already loping down the stairs three at a time, "I don't give a fuck! I can't fucking wait! I need to know! I need to take care of this thing! NOW!! FUCKING NOW!!!" Amy and Alyson looked at each other in shock. Dana Lee rarely freaked out, but when she did, it was usually pretty intense. She had a tendency to procrastinate for weeks and weeks, then suddenly go into panic mode. And this one looked like the mother of all panic attacks. They shrugged and chased after her. By the time they got downstairs, she was already sitting in the passenger seat of Amy's car, honking the horn like a madwoman. "LET'S GET THIS FUCKING SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!" Three Stoner Chix - Purple Wreck "Oh, certainly, but this is procedure. Don't worry, all of this is completely confidential. I will not be notifying your family, or anyone else, for that matter. These forms are merely to help me make an accurate diagnosis." Dana Lee looked down and began filling out the forms at lightning speed. After a while, the crowd outside began chanting. It was too muffled to understand what they were saying, but it was terribly unnerving. Doctor Indrani asked Amy, "How on earth did you two get past those crazy protestors?" Amy shrugged. "Lucky I guess. The place seems deserted. Are you the only one here?" He smiled, "Yes. When I saw the crowd forming this morning, I phoned my employees and told them to stay home. I honestly didn't expect this sort of wild overreaction to my reopening. This isn't the only family planning clinic in Jacksonville, so why is that crazy woman picking on me?" Amy shrugged again, "Maybe because it's Sunday?" He laughed nervously, "Oh yes, Sunday. I always forget about how Christians think about Sunday. You know, Sunday isn't all that big a thing in India. The holy day there is Tuesday. For Hindus anyway. Somehow I thought America would be less... crazy. Still, I don't understand why it's such a problem. Many businesses are open on Sunday." "Yeah, but they don't offer free abortions." A look of shock came over the Doctor's brown face. "Free abortions? Is that what she's saying? I offer free counseling and examination, but that's all." Dana Lee looked up in shock. "The pregnancy test's not free? But... I can't afford a doctor! And I can't get my parents involved! At least... not until I know for sure!" He shrugged, "Yes, yes, I understand. But... Oh... what the hay? I suppose you'll be my only patient today, so... I'll be happy give you a free pregnancy test. It would be my pleasure." Dana Lee smiled and sighed with relief. "Thanks doc! And... uh, how fast can you do it? I mean, how fast can I get the results? Not knowing for sure is driving me crazy!" "Ah... well, my staff isn't in, so the results should be back from the lab by Tuesday..." "TUESDAY!!! But I have to know NOW!!!" The Doctor wasn't fazed at all by Dana Lee's overreaction. He saw this sort of thing all the time. He looked her in the eyes, and spoke with a calm lilt in his voice, "Yes, yes... It is so stressful. I understand. I tell you what, I'll run the labs myself if you have time to wait. It's not like I have a full schedule today! But before we get to that, have you finished with the forms? Yes, yes... this should be enough. I'll fill out the rest myself. Please this way." Dana Lee took Amy's hand and walked out into the hall as he held the door open for them. As they walked in front of him, his eye went down to their amazing asses. They were wearing matching pink shorts, with the word Juicy on them. He had to force himself to look away. He steered Dana Lee to the scale, where he weighed her and measured her height, then led her to an examination room to take her blood pressure and temperature, while Amy watched from a chair. Then he did a basic physical, thumping her knees with a rubber mallet and listening to her heart and lungs through a stethoscope. He couldn't help but notice how hard her nipples looked in her tight tank top, but he tried to maintain his professional attitude. Though it was hard with her sexy little friend watching everything he did with a wicked gleam in her eye. Amy was strangely excited watching the doctor examine Dana Lee. He was so gentle and attentive, and his dark Indian face was really quite adorable. She had no idea how old he was, but she guessed in the neighborhood of forty. Though he was slightly stocky, and slightly balding, he seemed fit and healthy, plus, she loved the color of his skin. He was a few shades darker than Rashawne, and the skin of his eyelids was even darker, making his soulful eyes pop. He was a little guy, an inch shorter than herself, which was usually a turn-off, but oddly, she found him incredibly sexy right now. She felt a tingling in her loins as she watched him pressing a stethoscope against Dana Lee's perky little breasts. When the Doctor finished, he looked through her paperwork and said, "So, Dana..." "I go by Dana Lee." "Okay, Dana Lee, why do you think you're pregnant in the first place?" "Well... I'm overdue for my period, for one thing, and for another thing... Amy, get that fucking thing out of my purse, please." Amy took the pregnancy strip out of Dana Lee's purse and handed it to him as she said, "I told her these things aren't all that reliable." "Well, yes and no. It's more common to get a false negative than a false positive, but it happens. The only way to be truly certain is a blood test... but let me look through your paperwork for a moment. Hmmm... I see that you...uh... are you sure your friend can hear this?" Dana Lee nodded. "Yeah. Amy's one of my besties." "Okay. Well, you said you've had over eight sex partners in the last four months." Amy gasped, "Eight! You little slut!" Dana Lee blushed and giggled. "Actually, it's more like thirteen or fourteen, and only really since July." The doctor cleared his throat, "Uh, with how many of them did you have unsafe sex?" "Thirteen or fourteen. Sorry Doc, but I tried. I really tried. I mean... I tried to use condoms, but... I know. I'm so stupid!" Amy clucked her tongue. "Fourteen! And you're surprised you got pregnant!" "Oh, hey now, you're just as bad as me! When's the last time you fucked Rashawne with a rubber?" It was Amy's turn to blush. "Never. Not even once." Then they both started giggling. Doctor Indrani couldn't believe their cavalier attitude. He saw girls like this all the time. Sweet young things throwing their lives away because they were too impatient to bother with prophylactics. Their irresponsibility made him feel sad, and angry. I'm totally fighting an uphill battle, aren't I? But he knew it was his duty to try to wake them up to reality, so he tried to master his fury and calmly asked, "How old are you girls?" Amy answered, "We're both 18." Dana Lee said, "I'll be 19 next month. We're both still in high school, but I got put back a grade a while back..." He interrupted her with an angry shriek, "Well, you're much to old for such foolishness! There is absolutely no reason for two smart, beautiful young ladies such as yourselves to be acting so foolishly! In all of human history, there have never been so many legal, safe ways to prevent pregnancy, but what do you do? You fuck and fuck and fuck, without any concern for your own futures! It's ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! Are you really prepared to be a mother?" Dana Lee, shook her head in shock, tears boiling out of her eyes. He turned to Amy, "And you? Are you prepared to be a mother?" Amy blushed. "I'm not pregnant." "How do you know? How do you KNOW? When was the last time you had unprotected sex? Please be honest!" Amy blushed. "Friday... Saturday morning actually." "For all you know, you may be pregnant. Are you prepared to be a mother? Are you?" Amy frowned and shook her head. Shit, this guy is one serious motherfucker. Doctor Indrani paced back and forth, his little body absolutely quaking with anger. "You silly, silly girls! It's time for you to wake up!" He saw the shocked looks on their pretty faces, but he was undeterred, "It is not pleasant for me to be so direct, but you need to realize, sex may be fun, but the consequences of unprotected sex can be dire indeed! Pregnancy is not the worst thing you may face! Thirteen or fourteen sexual partners since July? For all you know, you've been infected with a sexually transmitted disease!" Dana Lee gasped, "Fuck! Really? No! No, none of these guys would..." "So, you are intimately aware of each and every sexual partner's medical history?" Dana Lee blushed. She flashed on the three guys she'd fucked at her cousin's party, and the muscle-bound gang-banger from Friday afternoon, so she looked down and shook her head pathetically. The doctor pointed at Amy, "And you? What is your name, by the way?" "Amy." "How about you, Amy? Same question." Amy was thinking about Rashawne's roommate, and the two nerds across the hall. She really didn't know any of those guys. And for that matter, what about Rashawne? I caught him fucking Ericka in the dressing room at Winn-Dixie. Who knows what kind of nasty shit that bitch has been up to? She shook her head dejectedly, annoyed at herself for never really giving any of this much thought. Doctor Indrani looked at the two girls, and saw how crushed they were. It saddened him, but gave him hope too. He took a deep breath, then said with great compassion. "If you like, I would be willing to test you both for pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases. Free of charge. Though, results for the STD tests will take a few days. What do you say?" Both of the girls nodded sadly. He clapped his hands together and said, "Good! Let's get started with blood samples!"