1 comments/ 4975 views/ 8 favorites Dark Angel Comes to Town...Again #01 By: SusanJillParker Witches and wizards never die. They are here now and are here to stay. ...And so isn't Satan. Founded in 1623 with a population of about 41,000, as taken by the 2010 census, Salem, Massachusetts is a city in Essex County of about eighteen square miles. Nearly all the homes are more than one hundred years old and there are many houses that are more than two hundred years old and older. Filled with mystery that's continually whispered and exaggerated in rumor, by every definition of the description, Salem is an enchanted town. For those amateurs interested in the occult, witchcraft, or in the Prince of Darkness, this is the place to come to live out your supernatural fantasy. The absolute mecca for witches, warlocks, wizards, sorcerers, ghosts, ghouls, and demons, Salem is the place to go if you want to explore the occult and/or scare yourself silly with things that are real, imagined, and/or unexplained. Right on the water's edge of the Atlantic Ocean, with dozens of restaurants, bars, taverns, and gift shops, a great place to meander, wander, and stroll about, there's plenty to do in Salem. Whether looking for a book, an article of clothing, a souvenir, or if searching for that special, one-of-a-kind curse, potion, talisman, or magical crystal adornment, you'll find it in Salem, probably with a made in China sticker on the underside of it. With police cars adorned with witches' logos, Salem's public elementary school is referred to as Witchcraft Heights. The high school team is known as The Witches. Gallows Hill, the site of many public hangings of unjustly accused witches and wizards, a place where few residents even know its existence and/or its exact location, is now a playing field. Condemn to death with not much more than circumstantial evidence and heresy by the testimony of a nosy neighbor or a resident in the community who had a grudge, few of those accused witches and wizards who were condemned to death were actually witches or wizards. "God rest their souls. Amen." Yet, even scarier than Salem, Massachusetts is Danvers, Massachusetts, a town five miles northwest of Salem in Essex County. Danvers is now deemed the creepiest town in America and was once better known as Salem Village, the actually location of Gallows Hill and the place where 13 accused witches and 6 wizards were hanged. There's no record of the accused witches and wizards who never made it to trial and who died in prison, were drowned, beaten to death, stoned to death, and/or stripped naked and sexually assaulted before being burned at the stake. A wild place filled with sexual frustration, pointed finger accusations, and entire community condemnation, there was a lot of that happening in Salem during the 17th century. Seemingly by its dark history and with only the bad things being remembered, none of what happened there then were any good, especially if you were accused of practicing witchcraft, black magic, or sorcery and accused of being a witch or a wizard. Just for the record, below are the names of 13 women and 6 men who were not only accused as being witches or wizards but also were tried, convicted, condemned to death, and hanged by the neck on Gallows Hill in Salem, Massachusetts. Since that time, with the changes in boundaries, Salem, Massachusetts is now part of Danvers, Massachusetts, Gallows Hill is in Danvers instead of Salem. The names of those accused witches and wizards are in the order of their deaths, as follows: Bridget Bishop, Rebecca Nurse, Sarah Good, Susannah Martin, Elizabeth Howe, Sarah Wildes, George Burroughs, Martha Carrier, John Willard, George Jacobs, Sr., John Proctor, Martha Corey, Mary Eastey, Anne Pudeator, Alice Parker, Mary Parker, Wilmott Redd, Margaret Scott, and Samuel Wardwell. Within weeks of one another, from June to September, pretty horrific, the above list of accused witches and wizards were hanged in 1692. Once part of Salem, Danvers is home to the Creepiest City in America route. There you'll find the site of the horrifically haunted, more than 134-year-old Danvers State Hospital, also known as the Danvers State Insane Asylum. The mega monstrous buildings were demolished in 2012 but the eeriness, sounds, and sightings of ghosts still continues on the grounds and the attached cemetery where unclaimed bodies were buried without markers. Investigated by them twice, this place of tortured misery, along with their accompanying cemetery, was deemed as one of the most haunted locations in America by the paranormal ghost chasers and ghost debunkers, Ghosthunters or TAPS, The Atlantic Paranormal Society. Located on a remote 178 acre lot, with all that went on behind those locked doors and barred windows, if this place wasn't the summer vacation house of the Devil than I don't know where else that would be. Then again, further along in the story, I do list a few other places where the Devil may have found solace in residence while vacationing from Hell. Also along the Creepiest City in America route is the Salem Village Parsonage site. The archaeological remains of Salem Village established in 1692 sits across from the Salem Meeting House Church. At the Salem Village Parsonage site you'll find the Salem Witch Trial Memorial, and the crumbled remains of Salem Meeting house, the place of the accusations, examinations, and trials. Further along the Creepiest City in America route is Rebecca Nurse's homestead, an accused witch, the assuredly haunted Endicott Cemetery, and Bridget Bishop's homestead, another accused witch. More recently, November 14, 2011, along this same route, Stephen Anastasi stabbed his father to death after believing that aliens were out to get him. There are lots of murders in America but what makes this murder noteworthy is where it happened, along the Creepiest City in America route. Perhaps there was something in the air or in the water that night that made him murder his father while believing that his father was an alien. Yet, what if Mr. Anastasi mistook a witch for an alien? Dating back more than 320 years, with him now living in the same neighborhood, he was flanked by two accused witches after all. If you ask me, quoting the late, great, Flip Wilson, it was the Devil who made him do it. * * * * * Trust me. Even if you're a non-believer in the occult, in all things mysteriously unexplainable, and in the dead that have suddenly and inexplicably come alive again to walk among us, after visiting Salem and/or Danvers, Massachusetts, you will be a believer in the supernatural by the time you leave. Not only is Satan alive and well but also his band of witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers are alive and well too. Living among us now, they are all here to stay. Yet, oddly enough, with some residents of Salem walking around dressed for Halloween all year long and celebrating the month long Haunted Happening each October with great enthusiasm, nothing in Salem appears strange or out of the ordinary. With so many residents dressed as if trick or treat is every day, perhaps the Devil likes visiting Salem because he's able to inconspicuously walk around unnoticed. Whenever the Devil is accompanied by all or any of his entourage of witches, warlocks, wizards, ghosts, ghouls, and/or demons, the residents of Salem would think him just an ordinary man with lots of strangely peculiar friends. Perhaps because Salem was so haunted and electrified with paranormal activity was the inexplicable reason why the Devil loved visiting Salem, Massachusetts. As if there was an electrical current that surged from Salem to Danvers, Massachusetts and through Satan and back, the air and the water in Salem was seemingly and mysteriously filled with supernatural and mystical activity. Unless you are numb or resistant to feeling such things, you'd know what I mean if you visited there. Perhaps the reason why Satan loved Salem was because he recovered so very many lost souls here when those dying sailors from shipwrecks were lost at sea. Inherently he knew that whenever and whenever he visited, he'd never leave empty handed. With payback his motivation, perhaps because of the ascendants of those evil residents who deemed and determined on hanging wrongly or rightly accused witches and wizards, was why the Devil found comfort here. In the same way that people were unable to tell a witch from a human back then, it's obvious that the people who live here now can't tell a witch from someone Halloween costumed as a witch. The witches of today, not wanting to call attention to themselves, look like everyone else, only better, more beautiful, more powerful, more influential, and much wealthier. Seemingly with the occult part of Salem's history and with Salem immersed in witchcraft, as if Salem was his home away from Hell, the Devil held a special fondness for Salem. Even though Satan's visits were twenty-five years apart, a blink of an eye in infinity, seemingly in spirit if not in physical form, never leaving, he was here all the time. For those who wanted him and for those who needed him, they just had to conjure him up and summon him by closing their eyes, concentrating on his image, and uttering his name three times. "Satan... Satan... Satan..." * * * * * Ideally and idyllically situated, a seaport town on the edge of the Atlantic Ocean, Satan seemed to like this place, especially at night and especially during a full moon. If you were to stand on the pier that overlooked the Atlantic Ocean and remained very silently still, especially at night and especially during a full moon, you could hear the screams for help of all those lost at sea over the centuries. "Satan... Satan... Satan." Small enough to traverse the town by bike, by car, or by broom, the town was personally private, even with all of its tourists who disappeared as soon as the sun went down and/or the warm weather season ended. Northeast of Boston and southwest and equidistant from Gloucester as it is to Boston, another old shipping and whaling port, Salem held as many stories as it held secrets. The perfect backdrop for a scary movie, yet, for some unknown reason, few movies were made in Salem. Maybe the Devil didn't want his favorite place despoiled by Hollywood. With him rubbing elbows with the tourists while innocuously walking around town while protected by his entourage of witches, wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers, maybe the Devil wanted to keep Salem all to himself. Featured in Arthur Miller's play, the Crucible in 1953, Salem had been left alone for twenty-six years when sorcerer Stephen King wrote Salem's Lot in 1979. Not very far from Salem, shot in Ipswich and Marblehead, as well as other places, The Witches of Eastwick was made in 1987. Then thirteen years later, Hocus Pocus, starring Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker, was made in Salem in 1992. Finally, twenty-one years after Hocus Pocus, in 2013, The Lords of Salem, was made. In the Lords of Salem, Heidi, a radio DJ, receives a record, a gift from the Lords. The sounds hidden within the grooves trigger flashbacks of Salem's violet past. Thinking she was going mad, Heidi didn't know that the Lords have returned for revenge on the inhabitants of Salem Massachusetts. Not a very good movie, yet if only viewers knew that the movie was based more in reality than in fantasy, it may have received better reviews. With its narrow streets and impossible parking, perhaps because Salem was so very congested with tourists, wanna-be witches, psychics, those sensitive to paranormal activities, and the like, is perhaps the reason why Hollywood would rather shoot their film elsewhere. Yet, Hollywood made plenty of films in the North End of Boston, an area that is just as congested and that had even narrower streets than Salem. My take is that the Devil, being that he had to deal with and make deals with celebrities on a daily basis, didn't like the holier than thou Hollywood types converging on his vacation spot, his home away from Hell. Forbidding them from Salem, somehow he put the kibosh on movies being made in Salem before the deals were made, the agreements were signed, and the talent was hired. * * * * * Back in the 17th century, immersed within their Puritanical society, encased in rumored suspicion and obvious superstition, it was easy to charge someone with heresy and accuse them of being a witch or a wizard. Before part of Salem became Danvers, this is where accused witches were beaten and sexually abused for being too beautiful. Perhaps having more to do with redheaded Irish women and men being Catholic than being English protestant, this is where accused witches and wizards were stoned to death for merely having red hair. This is where accused witches were hung for being too promiscuous after they were force to have sex by volunteering to submit to men raping them and sodomizing them. Unable to hold their tongues, for being too outspoken, and deemed too evil and too violent, this is where those accused witches and wizards who dared to resist and who fought back were burned at the stake for not conforming to the others. Men did this to women. They were the evil ones and not the accused witches. How dare they? Stripping them naked and having their wicked sexual way with them first, it was men who condemned them to death and it was the jealous wives of these men who went along with their men for the dishonor, the disappointment, the shame, and the humiliation of all women. If they didn't go along with their men, their husbands could accuse them of being a witch too. How dare they? These were religious people who were good, God fearing, simple, and kind folk. What kind of people were they really to turn against a woman just because she was too beautiful, had red hair, forcibly submitted herself to being raped and sodomized, were too outspoken, and dared to fight back when brutally, emotionally, physically, and sexually attacked? It wasn't right. It wasn't fair. If any were deemed the evil ones, it was those residents who murdered accused witches and wizards who were evil. "Kill the bitch! She's a witch! She has red hair and she told me to go fuck myself when I stripped her naked and forced her to have sex with me. Definitely, she's a witch!" With most of the population ignorant, uneducated, illiterate, and unenlightened, black magic, witchcraft, and the accusation of being a witch or a wizard was a capital crime punishable by death back then. The accusers didn't need any proof or real evidence to accuse a woman of being a witch or a man of being a wizard. All they needed was to dislike her or him enough or to covet her or his possessions and/or property enough for those in power to accuse them, try them, convict them, sentence them, and put them to death. A real tragedy to be able to sway an entire community against one person with public hysteria, especially when that person is innocent of any crime, all anyone needed to say was that this one or that one was a witch or a wizard. Shunning them at first, the community would look at them with a jaundice eye before spitting on them, calling them names, physically assaulting, and sexually abusing them, before finally taking them before the judge to be condemned to death. Yet, even after more than three hundred years has passed, are we to believe that those witches who really practiced witchcraft and wizards who practiced black magic are all dead? The witches and wizards who gave their allegiance to the Devil and who were accused of being a witch or a wizard, and convicted and sentence to death for being a witch or a wizard, may not be dead? Just an illusion or a black magic trick, maybe they never hung the real witches and wizards. Maybe those witches and wizards escaped in the night under the cover of darkness. Maybe those Salem witches and wizards are still alive and are still here walking among us even to this day. Yet, even if the witches and wizards are dead, in the way that God has the power to return someone back to life, are we to assume that the Devil does not possess the power to return someone back to life too? To think that the Devil isn't as powerful as God or at least as powerful as any of his angels would be a stupid assumption and a major underestimation of Satan's power on our part to make. Don't you think? Maybe as their just rewards for being accused, tried, convicted, sentenced, condemned to death, and executed, the Devil made a special deal with those murdered witches and wizards for them to return to life as powerful, rich, and influential women and men in the future. Further, perhaps it was up to the witches and wizards when they wanted to return to life or perhaps it was dependent upon the Devil and his personal needs whenever the witches and wizards would return to his service whenever deemed necessary. Just because we think these witches and wizards are dead, doesn't necessarily mean that they are dead. They may not be dead. They may be alive, well, and walking among us. What do you think? * * * * * Maybe those real witches and wizards, not just accused witches and wizards, who were supposedly burned at the stake or hung by the neck still walk among us today. Think about that premise for a moment. What if that statement is true? What if there are witches and wizards walking around us now that we think are human women and men but who are witches and wizards? I can see a lot of guys shaking their head in agreement of the above statement while thinking of their wives, their ex-wives, and/or their mothers. With these modern age women unaccompanied by their black cats, not riding their brooms, or wearing black clothes, what if witches are here and we don't even know they're witches? Think about that for a moment. If you lived back in colonial times, which woman would you be jealous over enough to accuse her of being a witch and practicing witchcraft? Which man would you hate enough to accuse him of being a wizard and practicing sorcery? Would it be the woman that you coveted her body or would it be the man that you coveted his land or house? Would it be the woman that you coveted because of her beauty, her body, her intelligence, and her spirit? Would it be the woman that you wanted but who didn't want you? Now insanely jealous, would it be the woman that you accused of being a witch and practicing witchcraft because she took up with another man? Who would you point out as being a witch today for her success, her beauty, her poise, and her confidence? Certainly any woman so successful, beautiful, poised, and confident must be a witch. Right? Certainly with all of the pills, drugs, potions, and magic elixirs, witches no longer have to be flat chested, big nosed, and ugly with unmanageable stringy hair. Witches today can be beautiful and sexy. Certainly, it would take witches practicing witchcraft for them not to look their age while maintaining their beauty and their sexuality. Think about that. Do you know such women? Which man alive today would you point to with great certainty that he was a wizard practicing sorcery? Any man so successful, so handsome, so poised, and so confident must be a wizard and use sorcery to get what he wants. Right? He must use sorcery and black magic spells and secret potions to change our perception of him enough to fool us to believe that he's just as human as we are. Right? With all the pills, drugs, potions, and magic elixirs, wizards can still maintain their good looks, have lots of hair, and still have a cock as hard as it was when they were a much younger man. Do you know such men? To be continued... Dark Angel Comes to Town...Again #02 Witches never die. Living forever, they are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan. So, with witches all around us, just out of curiosity, who do you think is a witch today? If witches lived today, do you suspect anyone as being a witch? With them easy to identify in the way they looked more than 300 years ago, seemingly witches had a difficult time hiding their identities, albeit more so then than now. Yet, even today, not all witches are difficult to spot. Today, all one really needs to suspect a woman of being a witch is to find one who's beautiful, sexy, charming, captivating, successful, articulate, intelligent, and confident. With all the plain and ordinary women on the planet, there really aren't very many who fit the above definition of a modern day witch. Think about it. Think long and hard who you suspect is a witch. Run all of the women you know through your mind who fit the above definition of a modern day witch. Who do you know who's beautiful, sexy, charming, captivating, successful, articulate, intelligent, and confident? Certainly, instead of thinking of sorceresses negatively and as ugly wretches, we now have a long list of positive attributes for witches. With seductresses needing to change their evil image and demonic ways, witches have come a long way to evolve and to live among us in the 21st century. No longer do they ride around on brooms, have long, stringy hair, and missing teeth. No longer do they use their black cats to do their dirty work. No longer are they ugly and walk around wearing a black dress and a big, black hat. No longer are they easy to identify. With today's witches, we may be unable to tell a witch from a bitch and if the witch is a bitch, God help you. Yet, if you know that you're looking for, a woman who's beautiful, sexy, charming, captivating, successful, articulate, intelligent, and confident, you'll have more success in spotting a witch than not. Trust me. There may be lots of women who fit some of those adjectives but there are very few women who fit all of those adjectives. If you discover such a woman who can be described using all of those adjectives, then chances are, they are the women who, more often than not, are the witches. We may suspect a woman of being a witch, yet until she turns someone into a frog, we may never know if she's a witch or not. * * * * * Witch #1 Bear with me by believing in the concept of witches and that witches are alive today, are well, and walk among us. I have a nearly two dozen woman who I suspect are witches and unlike those who refuse to believe that there are witches walking among us, I'm not afraid to name names. For those of you who do not believe in witches and/or are afraid of witches, please do not read my story. For those of you who believe in witches and/or who are unafraid of witches, please continue reading my story. Yet, for those of you who are unafraid of witches, you should be afraid of witches. Are you ready for me to continue? The self-professed witch of today, supposedly retired now, the leader of all those into witchcraft is Laurie Cabot of Salem Massachusetts. Born Mercedes Elizabeth Kearsey, she's transformed herself when she worked as a dancer in the Latin Quarter nightclub for Barbara Walter's father, Lou Waters. More than a strange coincidence, there's more about the connection between Laurie Cabot and Barbara Walters later. Laurie Cabot was a guest on Oprah Winfrey's show, a fact that I find as interesting as I do quite revealing. So who do you think is a witch? Definitely by her own admission, without a doubt, Laurie Cabot is not only a witch but she's the self-professed queen of witches. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #2 Now that we've outted one witch, who else do you think is a witch? What about Diane Sawyer, the anchor of ABC News? Do you think she's a witch? For sure, she doesn't look like any sixty-eight-year-old woman that I know. Checking all the boxes, beautiful, sexy, charming, captivating, successful, articulate, intelligent, and confident, she could be a witch. Even though she's from Kentucky, circumstantially enough evidence to accuse someone of being a witch more than 300 years ago and suspect someone as being a witch now, she did attend Wellesley College in Massachusetts. With Wellesley not very far from Salem, Massachusetts by car or by broom, I'd be inclined and of the mind to suspect Diane Sawyer as being a witch. Go ahead. Take your time. Contemplate Diane Sawyer as being a witch. Her face is always plastered all over the TV screen when she's doing the news and when she's not taking another night off from work. Take a long, hard look at her. She's beautiful, sexy, charming, captivating, successful, articulate, intelligent, and confident enough to be a witch. What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Diane Sawyer of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet that she is a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #3 What about Joan Rivers? Look at her. Just look at her. Take a good, long, hard look at her. Do you think Joan Rivers is a witch? If you ask those who know her they'd say, for her to have accomplished all that she's accomplished, that she's a real bitch. Oh, yeah, by no stretch of the definition of the word bitch, she's a real bitch. Yet is she a witch? With so very many women who are bitches, except for your mother who's a saint, some of your wives, your sisters, and perhaps even your mother, especially your mother-in-law, it's still quite difficult to go from bitch to witch. Being that any woman can be a bitch, not every woman can be a witch. No easy feat, Joan Rivers has had a very long, illustrious, and successful career by reinventing herself over and again. Certainly with her made from enough plastic and silicone implants, we'd be stretching the definition of human by calling her human. So, what do you think, is she a witch or just a bitch? Maybe she's a bitch who's a witch. Definitely, especially with her abrasively caustic humor, she could be a bitch and perhaps even a witch. Even with all of her plastic surgery, breast implants, and only God and her plastic surgeon knows what else, she doesn't look like any 81-year-old woman that I know. What do you think? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you suspect Joan Rivers of being a witch? Do you hereby accuse Joan Rivers of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she's a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #4 What about Barbara Walters, the woman who befriended the self-professed Queen of witches, Laurie Cabot, decades ago? Do you think Barbara Walters is a witch? Laurie Cabot, the admitted head of witches worked for Barbara Walter's father, Lou Walters, when he owned the nightclub, the Latin Quarter, in Times Square, New York. Laurie Cabor met Barbara Walters many years ago when they were both young. Don't you think that's of some significance that a self-professed witch, supposedly the self-professed queen of witches, not only met Barbara Walters but also worked for her father? If I had to pick one woman as a modern day witch, I'd pick Barbara Walters. Look at her, just look at her. Take a good, long, hard look at her. Oh, yeah, definitely, Barbara Walters a witch. Fearless in her inability to back down, with the set of testicles on her with her interviewing dictators, madmen, killers, criminals, and celebrities alike, charmed by the Devil and used for his purposes as his mouthpiece, definitely she's a witch. Seriously she doesn't look like any 85-year-old woman that I know. Born in Boston, Massachusetts, of all places, whether by car or by broom, she wasn't born very far from Salem, Massachusetts. What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Barbara Walters of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she's a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #5 Certainly there are those who'd say that Hillary Clinton is not only a bitch but also a witch. What do you think? Do you think Hillary Clinton is a witch? If you were to ask any Republican from across the aisle, they'd say without a doubt, without hesitation, and without stipulation that Hillary Clinton is not only a bitch but also that she should be put to death for being a witch. "Wow!" If this was the 17th century by the testimony of the Republicans alone, they would have stripped Hillary Clinton naked and burned her at the stake. How else would we explain her meteoric rise from being the obscure, cheated on wife of an ex-president to being on the threshold of becoming Madam President herself? Yet, just because she sometimes comes off as being a bitch doesn't necessarily mean that she's a witch. Then again, perhaps we'd only have to open her closet door to find her broom, her crystal ball, her black cloak, and her magic book of spells and potions. "Oh, look, now that's very telling. There goes her black cat, Diablo, walking right in front of you. You'd better not walk under that ladder." Oh, yeah, for sure, never wanting to be locked in a room with her, I'd never turn my back on that one. In the way they accused women of being witches more than three hundred years ago, without proof and with only having circumstantial evidence, she's a witch, definitely without a doubt, Hillary Clinton is a witch. Surely no woman can accomplish what Hillary Rodham Clinton has accomplished by not being a witch. Look at her. Just look at her. Can't you just see her all dressed in black and wearing a big witch's hat while holding a broom and with a black cat by her feet? In the way you took a long, hard look at Diane Sawyer, Joan Rivers, and Barbara Walters, take a long, hard look at Hillary Rodham Clinton. What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Hillary Clinton of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she's a witch. "Try her! Convict her! Condemn her! Put her to death for practicing witchcraft and for being a witch. She's a witch!" "Witch!" * * * * * Witches 6, 7, 8 & 9 Yet, seemingly so by the names of the next three women on my list of accused witches, and rightly so, maybe the Prince of Darkness prefers dark meat to white meat. Maybe he more enjoys the taste of Nubian Princesses than he does skinny, white women. An interesting concept calling Satan the Dark Prince, in the way we tell the good cowboys from the bad cowboys by the color of that hats they wear, white or black, we tell the good angels from the bad angels by the color of their white or black wings. Yet, being that Satan is indeed the Prince of Darkness, maybe Satan is into the dark skinned, women, whether black, brown, or mulatto, maybe he prefers women who know how to get down, dirty, and twerk dance with the Devil. Now that I think of it, I wonder if a witch is born white, if she can return to life as a black witch. Yet in this society where black people are so prejudice against, why would any white woman want to return back as a black woman, unless, of course, they were a witch and can easily defend and protect themselves from rednecks, the KKK, and from the Aryan Nation? Taking this train of thought a step further, I wonder if a wizard born as a man can return to life as a witch or vice versa. Now being that men are the chosen gender, I don't know why any man would want to return as a woman, unless, of course, he was a wizard who could easily protect himself from wife beaters and women abusers. I don't know. I just don't know. What do you think? Being that I'm not a witch, all I can do is to speculate not only if witches are immortal and if they are here among us now. Yet, there are those who'd argue that in this age of racial prejudice, especially in this age of racial prejudice, that Oprah Winfrey, Michele Obama, and Beyoncé are all witches. What do you think? Do you think that Oprah Winfrey, Michele Obama, and Beyoncé are witches? Let's add another black woman to the mix, shall we? How about Halley Berry? Maybe she's a witch too. Assuredly and admittedly, she's certainly beautiful enough, successful enough, intelligent enough, articulate enough, and confident enough to be a witch? Do you think that Halley Berry is a witch? Let's be honest here. Tell me. In these times of racism still alive and well in America, how else can four black women become so prominently famous, so highly successful, and so fabulously rich? Not only must they overcome being a woman but also they must overcome being a black woman, an impossible feat of dedicated determination and luck, wouldn't you say? Yet, forget about what I think for a minute. What do you think? Do you think they're all witches? Do you hereby accuse Oprah Winfrey, Michele Obama, Beyoncé, and Halley Berry of being witches? They all could be modern day witches? Are they witches? I really don't know if they're all witches or not but I bet that they are. Definitely, I dare write that Oprah Winfrey, Michele Obama, Beyoncé, and Halley Berry are witches. What do you think? Do you think they're witches? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Oprah Winfrey, Michele Obama, Beyoncé, and Halley Berry of being witches? They could all be modern day witches? Are they witches? I really don't know if they're all witches or not but I bet they're witches. "Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!" * * * * * Witches 10 & 11 Indeed, if any women are witches today, they are women who are still practicing their spells, making their potions, and applying their enchanted witchcraft for their personal benefit and perhaps, even for the benefit of others. With some people believing in miracles, maybe the miracles they suspect happening is really black magic and witchcraft performed by witches instead of saints. Certainly with all of the good that these four woman have done for society whether entertaining them, serving them, and/or donating to charity, just because they're witches doesn't necessarily mean that they're bad witches. Oh, no. Just as there are a lot of bad witches out there, there are plenty of good witches around too. For all that I know, with the transformation that witches have had to make over thousands of years to survive until today and to continue to thrive in the future, they all could be good witches. Although, staying true to their roots, maybe one of them is a bad witch. If one of those four women mentioned was a bad witch, who would you pick as the bad witch? If I was to pick which one of those four women is the bad witch, Oprah, Michele Obama, Beyoncé, or Halley Berry, I'd pick Oprah. She looks as though she's hiding a dark secret other than the fact that she's lesbian. As beaten down that black woman still are in our modern day society, how else can we explain that these four, powerful, black women could break their binds that chain them without the help of magic, spells, potions, witchcraft, and the help of the Devil? Taking witchcraft and them being the Devil's disciples a step further, how else can we explain the superhuman feats and inherent supernatural tennis talents of the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena? Oh, yeah, what about these two women? Do you think they're normal human beings or do you think they're witches? Fearsome on the tennis courts, other than that they are witches who practice witchcraft, these two sisters being witches is the only logical explanation that we have that they aren't superhuman but not human at all. No other women have accomplished what these two witches have. Bigger than life, they are stronger, faster, and more powerful than any other women on the planet. It just makes me wonder what kind of deal they made with the Devil for him to reward them with such success and riches. What did they promise Satan for him to give them all that they have? Maybe it was just sex. Maybe in the way that Oprah, Michele Obama, Beyoncé, and Halley Berry promised the Devil sex, maybe the Williams sisters had and are still having sex with the Devil too. Surely, only the Devil could handle the Williams sisters in bed. If they sucked and fucked the way they play tennis, they'd kill an ordinary, human man. Definitely they're witches. What do you think? Do you think they're witches? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena Williams of being witches? They could be modern day witches? Are they witches? I really don't know if they're witches or not but I bet they're witches. "Witch! Witch!" * * * * * Witches #12, 13, 14, 15 & 16 Yet even though the Dark Prince may perhaps prefers dark mean to white meat, obviously he's not confined to just having demonic sex with black women. Oh, yeah, white, yellow, red, brown, or black, Satan loves women. No matter what the color, Satan loves pussy. Satan loves sex. Take a moment to think about who else may be a witch. Can you think of any other women practicing witchcraft and black magic? Can you think of any other women who may be witches? If they aren't witches, how else can we explain the rocket to stardom rise of Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus? Unless these five women are witches who made a pact with the Devil by giving him sex, none of them have any real beauty, talent, or intelligence? Once their makeup is scraped off, not one of them is even very pretty. Certainly the talent and intelligence of any one of them or all of them combined is not deserving of the fame and the fortune they've received. What do you think? Do you think they're all witches? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus of being modern day witches? They all could be modern day witches? Are they witches? I really don't know if they're witches or not but I bet they're all witches. "Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!" * * * * * Witch #17 Now that we've uncovered sixteen suspected witches, who else do you think is a witch? What do you think about Angelina Jolie as being a witch? Is she a witch? She's beautiful, sexy, charming, captivating, successful, articulate, intelligent, and confident enough to be a witch. Rubbing it in our faces by taunting and teasing us, when she recently played a wicked witch in Maleficent, maybe that wasn't much of a stretch for her to pretend that she's a witch. Maybe in reality she is a witch, an evil witch. If you were to ask Jennifer Aniston if Angelina Jolie is a witch, without hesitation, she'd say that she is a witch. Do you think Angelina Jolie is a witch for her to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston? What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Angelina Jolie of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she's a witch. I can just imagine her standing over a boiling cauldron of vile, sickening, secret ingredients while saying the words she needed to say for her magic spell to work. "Before I take a fit, Deliver me Brad Pitt. Remove him from Jennifer Aniston, Before they have a daughter or a son." "Wow!" Oh, yeah, definitely, I'd bet that Angelina Jolie is a bitch and a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #18 With the rocket to fame stardom of Sophia Vergera, possibly she's a witch too. Seriously what human woman has a body like that without her being a witch? C'mon, let's be real here. Even a team of plastic surgeons can't make the sexy body that she has. I'm willing to bet that Sophia Vergera is a witch. Dark Angel Comes to Town...Again #02 What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Sophia Vergera of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she is a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #19 What about Lady Gaga? Do you think she's a witch? At only 5'1" tall, she's certainly short enough and butt ugly enough to be a witch from colonial times. With all of her costumed disguises, she's certainly clever enough to be a witch. I don't know that she is a witch or not but I'm willing to bet that Lady Gaga is a modern day witch. What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Lady Gaga, Stefani, Joanne, Angelina Germanotta, real name, of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she is a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #20 An obvious choice to be suspected of being a witch, my predominant candidate of being a witch and of using witchcraft to her personal benefit and to enhance her literary success with fame and fortune would be JK Rowling. Surely, JK Rowling is a witch, right? She must be. Why else would she write about Harry Potter with his magic wand wizardry if she wasn't a witch? How else would she know so much about witches, wizards, spells, potions, and magic wands if she wasn't a real witch now masquerading as a writer of fiction? Some fantasy writer she is when she's writing nothing more than her real life reality. What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse JK Rowling of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she is a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #21 Gisele Bundchen with her record number of 120 Vogue covers and her billion dollar empire is definitely a witch. Let's not forget the magic spell she put over the New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, for her to steal him away from his high school sweetheart Bridget Moynahan. In the way that Angelina Jolie conjured up a spell to steal Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston, Gisele Bundchen conjured up a spell to steal Tom Brady from the love of his life, his intended wife, Bridget Moynahan. How dare she? "Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who's best quarterback of all?" "The best quarterback is Tom Brady." "Then bring him here to be my baby." What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Gisele Bundchen of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she is a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #22 Now that I think more about it, how about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg? Is she a witch? She certainly looks like a witch. With only a face that a mother could love, definitely she's homely enough to be a witch of olden times. Having the audacity to not even wear a disguise and to continue to dress in black while wearing her black robe, she sits in judgment of us and makes our laws. If anything, she's one powerful witch. What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she's a witch. "Witch!" * * * * * Witch #23 In this era of fifteen minute fame, there are those who are seemingly so randomly chosen and who are rewarded with millions of dollars, along with the opportunities with public appearances and book and movie deals. Monica Lewinski comes to mind as the woman who has received so much financial reward from giving one man, albeit the most powerful man in the free world, the President of the United States, one lousy blowjob. She didn't even swallow but spat it out all over her blue dress. With now that the suspected witch, Hillary Clinton, perhaps making a run for the president of the United States, don't you think it odd that witch Monica Lewinski suddenly resurfaces after being silently absent for so long. Perhaps, Hillary and Monica were in cahoots to play and trap poor Bill into having sex. Think about it. Just as Hillary is a suspected witch, maybe Monica is a suspected witch too. Go ahead. I dare you. Tell me she's not a witch. Unless she put as spell over him, why else would the president pick her over someone else? Without question, Jennifer Flowers was much sexier and so very much prettier than Monica Lewinski. Why would he forsake one over the other, unless he was possessed by witchery? What do you think? Do you think she's a witch? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Monica Lewinski of being a witch? She could be a modern day witch? Is she a witch? I really don't know if she's a witch or not but I bet she's a witch. "Witch!" "Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Angelina Jolie, Sophia Vergera, Lady Gaga, JK Rowling, Gisele Bundchen, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, and Monica Lewinski, all seven of those women are witches." To be continued... Dark Angel Comes to Town...Again #03 Witches and wizards never die. They are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan. Warlocks, Wizards, and Sorcerers #1, 2, and 3 Taking this naming of witches a step further, in the way that woman can be witches, men can be warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers. How else can one explain the explosive success of Simon Cowell, Ryan Seacrest, and Randy Jackson? Look at them. Just look at them. None of them really good looking. All of them are shorter than average height. They are just ordinary men at best. Except for Randy who plays bass guitar, none of them have any real talent. So I ask you this, how can these three men have acquired the monumental success that they have? Why do you think they're all so rich? In the case of these three men, how is their financial success even possible? My only explanation, do you think they're a warlock, a wizard, and/or a sorcerer? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Simon Cowell, Ryan Seacrest, and Randy Jackson of being a warlock, wizard, or sorcerer? Do you hereby accuse Simon Cowell of being a warlock? Do you hereby accuse Ryan Seacrest of being a wizard? Do you hereby accuse Randy Jackson of being a sorcerer? They could be a modern day warlock, wizard, and sorcerer. Are they a warlock, a wizard, and a sorcerer? I really don't know if they're a warlock, a wizard, or a sorcerer or not but them to have the super success that they have I bet they are. "Warlock! Wizard! Sorcerer!" * * * * * Warlock, Wizard, or Sorcerer #4, #5, and #6 How about Harvey Weinstein and Quentin Tarantino? Do you think they are a warlock, a wizard, or a sorcerer? Let me ask you this. Who is one of the biggest Hollywood producers? Harvey Weinstein. Now let me ask you think. Who is Harvey Weinstein? Hands? Does anyone know who he is other than he's suddenly taken over Hollywood by storm? He materialized out of the blue, hasn't he? A modern day Cecil B. DeMille, seemingly he has his hands in every movie produced. Where did this guy come from for him to make deals and arrange for big stars to make his movies? Here are just a few, a mere sampling, of the movies that he's produced. By the way, keeping in mind that this man may be in bed with the Devil, pay attention to some of the names and to the themes of many of these movies. Halloween, Kill Bill, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Amityville, Vampire Academy, do you see where I'm going with this? He's also produced Scary Movie 5, Scream 4, Inglorious Basterds, Grindhouse, Dracula III, Lord of the Rings, and Pulp Fiction, as well as one hundred other movies. Wow! Not bad for someone we never heard of until his Weinstein logo hits you in your face nearly every time you sit down to watch a movie. Suddenly, this guy is everywhere. Suddenly the camera zooms in to show him at the Oscars, the Globes, and the premiers of movies. Oddly enough, many of his movies are the same movies that Quentin Tarantino made. How about that? That's an odd coincidence, isn't it, that a warlock and a wizard should be working so closely together? Even though I loved Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino is a twisted mother fucker. To name just a few, he does make some very violent movies, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Death Proof, Grindhouse, and Natural Born Killers and others. To say that Quentin Tarantino is not influenced by Satan is to say that Shirley Temple wasn't too good to be true. To say that Quentin Tarantino is not controlled by the Devil is to say that Dorothy Gale in the Wizard of Oz didn't rejected the witch of the west, the ruler of Winkie Country, to embrace Glinda, the good witch and the witch of the north. While we're naming names, we can say the same thing about Howard Stern. Other than being a rude, big mouth, ignorant pig, he doesn't have any real talent. You tell me. What's his talent? It's oxymoronic that he should be one of the judges of the show, America Got Talent, when he doesn't have any talent at all. He can't sing. He can't dance. He doesn't play a musical instrument. Judging by the idiotic movie he made, Private Parts, he can't act. With his sexual appetite and animalistic bad looks, tell me he's not the Devil incarnate. All he needs are horns, a red cape, and a pitchfork to look more like what Satan would look like if he was alive today, which he is of course and the point of this whole story. I seriously doubt that Howard Stern was at the right place and at the right time to be offered a five hundred million dollar Sirius radio deal. For Howard to be so rich, Satan was the dark force behind that transaction. So what do you think? You tell me. Do you think Harry Weinstein, Quentin Tarantino, and Howard Stern are a warlock, a wizard, and a sorcerer? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Henry Weinstein of being a warlock? Do you hereby accuse Quentin Tarantino of being a wizard? Do you hereby accuse Howard Stern of being a sorcerer? They all could be a modern day warlock, wizard, and sorcerer. Are they a warlock, a wizard, and a sorcerer? I really don't know if they are or not but for them to be so frigging rich and famous I bet they are but I bet they are. What do you think? Do you think Harvey Weinstein is warlock? Do you hereby accuse Harvey Weinstein of being a warlock? He could be a modern day warlock. Is he a warlock? I really don't know if he's a warlock or not but I bet he is. "Warlock!" What do you think? Do you think Quentin Tarantino is a wizard? Do you hereby accuse Quentin Tarantino of being a wizard? He could be a modern day wizard. Is he a wizard? I really don't know if he's a wizard or not but I bet he is. "Wizard!" What do you think? Do you think Howard Stern is a sorcerer? Do you hereby accuse Howard Sterns of being a sorcerer? He could be a modern day sorcerer. Is he a sorcerer? I really don't know if he's a sorcerer or not but I bet he is. "Sorcerer!" * * * * * Warlocks, Wizards, and Sorcerers #7-19 Now that we've barely scratched the surface of warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers, let's delve deeper, shall we? We could even point our fingers of accusation at those athletes who have accomplished superhuman feats. Sure, we could point the finger at PEDS, performance enhancing drugs, only we'd be more accurate to point our finger at the Devil for his satanic help in a certain few athletes smashing every record. At a time before PEDs when drinking whiskey and smoking long cigars was his daily vice, how else would we explain someone as fat and as out of shape as Babe Ruth hitting all of those homeruns? Think about it. How on Earth did such an overweight, drunken man swing a bat fast enough to beat the best fastball pitcher of the day to hit 729 homeruns out of the park. "No way!" What do you think? Do you think that Babe Ruth was a wizard? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Babe Ruth of being a warlock? He could have been a modern day warlock. Was he a warlock? I really don't know if he was or not but for Babe Ruth to hit all of those homeruns, I bet he was. "Warlock!" * * * * * Speaking of wizards, tell me that Tiger Woods is not a wizard. Go ahead. I dare you to tell me that Tiger Woods isn't a wizard. Oh, he's a wizard alright. Can't you just see Tiger Woods wearing a purple, pointy hat, a black, velvet hooded cape, and holding a glittering, golden magic wand while sacrificing some young, hot, blonde babe on his altar that he calls a bed? What do you think? Do you think that Tiger Woods is a wizard? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Tiger Woods of being a wizard? He could be a modern day wizard. Is he a wizard? I really don't know if he is or not but for him to win so many titles and to have so many endorsements, I bet he is. "Wizard!" * * * * * While we're pointing fingers of accusation, what about Lance Armstrong? Tell me he's not in cahoots with the Devil. Even with his admitted blood doping, a superhuman feat, do you think what he did in winning the famed Tour de France not once or twice but seven consecutive times was by his own devices. "C'mon, give me a break? Are you kidding me? No frigging way!" Who does that? No one does that. No human beats the world's best time again and again and again and again and again and again without the help of the Devil? No one. What do you think? Do you think that Lance Armstrong is a sorcerer? He did get Cheryl Crow in bed. Certainly, he'd have to be a sorcerer to do that. Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Lance Armstrong of being a sorcerer? He could be a modern day sorcerer. Is he a sorcerer? I really don't know if he is or not but for him to win the Tour de France seven consecutive times, I bet he is. "Sorcerer!" * * * * * Do you seriously think that a black man bouncing and shooting a basketball can become rich and famous without the help of Satan? "I don't think so, especially not in this country, racist America. No way. It's impossible." How else would you explain the unprecedented and unrivaled success and superhuman feats of Michael Jordon, Magic Johnson, Shaq O'Neil (who's not really Irish by the way), Kobe Bryant, and Lebron James? "Give me a break." I don't believe it and you shouldn't believe it either. We've all been had. We've all been duped. I'll willing to bet that they all have a 666 tattoo somewhere on their very tall bodies. What do you think? Do you think that they're all warlocks, wizards, or sorcerers? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Shaq O'Neil, Kobe Bryant, and Lebron James of being a warlock, a wizard, or a sorcerer? They could be a modern day warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers. Are they a warlock, a wizard, or a sorcerer? I really don't know if they're a warlock, a wizard, or a sorcerer or not. Yet for them to gain such fame and fortune by bouncing and shooting a basketball, instead of protecting us as police officers, saving us from fire as firemen, and/or teaching our children as teachers, I bet they are. "Warlock! Wizard! Socerer! Wizard! Warlock!" * * * * * Stepping away from Hollywood and from the field of sports, let's delve into the world of business. "Nothing personal. It's only business," said the Godfather before he summarily executed his competition. Other than the fact that he paid most of his employees minimum wages with little or no benefits, how else can we explain Sam Walton, a hillbilly from Arkansas amassing that kind of wealth by selling inferior products in his stores? He didn't do it. The Devil did it. When he was alive, I remember the TV ads he ran. He was proud of the fact that everything he sold was made in America. How about that? Then, as soon as he died and left his vast fortune to his children, inking the trade deals before his body was buried, nearly everything Wal-Mart sells is imported from the far orient. Yes, that's right, no longer proud that everything they sell is made in America, nearly all that Wal-Mart sells is made in, guess where, China. Maybe it's time we all learned to speak Chinese. Maybe if we spoke the language instead of just blindly buying all of their inferior goods and sub-standard products, we'd all have jobs. We'd all be working. So, back to Sam Walton, what do you think? Do you think he was warlock? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse the late, great Sam Walton of being a warlock? He could have been a modern day warlock. Was he a warlock? I really don't know if he was a warlock or not but for him to amass that much of a fortune and win the label of the richest man in the world, I bet he was. "Warlock!" * * * * * Now that we're naming names, what about Warren Buffet? Compared to him Donald Trump is small potatoes. Definitely, without a doubt, good, old Warren had the help of Satan for him to have that kind of multi-billion dollar success. I don't care how savvy smart he is around the financial markets, there are lots of savvy smart people who lose everything they have playing the stock market. There's just no way that Warren Buffet didn't have the Devil guiding his hand when he was choosing which stocks to buy and which stocks to dump. So what do you think? Do you think he's a warlock? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse the Warren Buffet of being a warlock? He could be a modern day warlock. Is he a warlock? I really don't know if he is a warlock or not but for Warren Buffet to amass that kind of fortune, I bet he is. "Warlock!" * * * * * Speaking of billionaires and one of the, if not the richest men on the planet, how about Bill Gates? The nerdiest of the nerds, do you think that he happened to be at the right place and at the right time when IBM told him to screw and take their operating system with him? A good story that he enjoyed telling at the time but, sorry, that's just not believable. IBM isn't a dumb company. After investing all of that money in personal computers, they just wouldn't give away their operating system for free. You can't tell me Satan wasn't behind the scenes when Bill was stealing formatting code from Apple's Steve Jobs for him to turn IBM's PC Dos to MS Dos. C'mon, we weren't all born yesterday not to believe that Bill Gates, as is Warren Buffet and was Sam Walton, in cahoots with the Devil. So what do you think? Do you think he's a warlock? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse the Bill Gates of being a warlock? He could be a modern day warlock. Is he a warlock? I really don't know if he is a warlock or not but for him to be one of the richest men on the planet, if not the richest, I bet he is. "Warlock!" * * * * * The Devil wears many disguises. The Devil in disguise, you can't tell me that Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook fame didn't have Satan's help when he stole ConnectU, the idea to use as Facebook from Cameron Winklevoss, Tyler Winklevoss, and Divya Narendra. You can't tell me the Devil wasn't present in that room when Mark Zuckerberg turned his back on his best friend, Eduardo Saverin, one of the founders of Facebook and Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, and Andrew McCollum and cheated them by paying them pennies on the dollar for their huge behind the scenes contributions. Especially by turning his back on and cheating his friends, one man doesn't amass that kind of success, fame, and/or fortune without the help of the Devil. "Oh, yeah. Facebook was the Devil's doing." So what do you think? Do you think he's a warlock? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse the Mark Zuckerberg of being a warlock? He could be a modern day warlock. Is he a warlock? I really don't know if he is a warlock or not but, if only by how he got where he is, I bet he is. "Warlock!" * * * * * Now that we've named the warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers in Hollywood, sports, and business, let's turn to the real Devils, our elected officials, our public servants, those who greedily serve themselves more than they serve us, the politicians. You can't tell me that the Devil wasn't in that room when George W. Bush was tapped to run for the President against Al Gore. You can't tell me a deal wasn't made with the Devil when Gore refused to have a vote recount after losing by only 350 votes with that Florida chad fiasco from faulty Diebold voting machines. "I'll tell you what Al. If you don't ask for a recount, I'll have Hollywood make your movie, An Inconvenient Truth. Not only that but how does winning an Oscar sound to you? I can make that happen. It's just a phone call away," I imagine Dick Cheney telling Al Gore what he'd gain instead of taking the presidency away from George W. You can't tell me the Devil wasn't there again when Bush stole the election from Kerry with rigged Diebold voting machines, machines owned by Walden O'Dell, one of Bush's largest fund raisers. Do they really think we're all that stupid? Indeed we were all that stupid for voting George W. Bush into the office of President not once but twice. They never found the weapons of mass destruction, did they? Wasn't that the whole reason why we bombed Iraq and turned the Middle East into chaos with dictator after dictator falling and upsetting the balance of that oil rich area? Wasn't that the reason why so many of our sons and daughters died and/or were seriously injured when fighting a war that was fueled by money and greed? Explain this to me, if you can. If Bill Clinton was impeached for lying about receiving a blowjob from Monica Lewinski, a witch in her own regard, why wasn't George W impeached for saying that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction when, obviously, they didn't? That doesn't make any sense to me. Does that make any sense to you unless it was the Devil that did it? Tell me this. Are you alone? Is there anyone with you right now? Eyes are everyone. Forget about George Orwell's 1984, Big Brother is watching more now than that creative writer ever imagined. Come closer to the screen so that no one else can read what I'm about to write. Now for fear that someone may hear you reading, don't read while moving your lips. Okay? Nod your head so that I know you understand. When Wall Street collapsed by their own devices and invention, how come no one went to jail? No one, not even a scapegoat was charged, tried, convicted, and incarcerated. How come brokers still received their big bonuses? How come banks and insurance companies not only received TARP bailout money from you and me but also used that money to pay for bonuses to the people who got us into all of this illegal fiasco in the first place? From the CEO's to the Wall Street traders, why weren't they all tried, convicted, and put behind bars? I'll tell you why. Because they were all in on it. Against SEC rules and regulations, even our elected politicians, some public servants they are, were given stock tips. Angelo Mozilo of Country Wide Bank, one of George W's very best friends, made sure to give nearly every senator a sweet low interest or no interest loan. After forcing thousands of people out of their homes in mortgage scams that resulted in home foreclosures, instead of going to jail, he retired with $450 million dollars. "How's that for a golden parachute when he should have been planted in a shit dump head first?" We can say the same thing about Henry Paulson, the then Secretary of the Treasury. He's the one who not only opened the vaults to the treasury for the banks and insurance company to take however much they wanted but Mr. Paulson didn't even take the time to record who took how much money? "Are you kidding me? Where was the IRS during this armed robbery?" Why wasn't Secretary Paulson arrested and thrown in jail for stealing all of our money? Instead, he was allowed to walk away with $450 million tax free dollars, a convenient law passed by congress, when he took the job as Secretary of the Treasury after being SEO of Goldman Sachs. For him to get his money from Goldman Sachs, he lied to congress. A month before, swearing under oath, he lied to congress that Goldman Sachs was solvent just so that he could get his $450 million dollars out of there. A month later Goldman Sachs went bankrupt and all the little people lost real money while all the big players made hundreds of millions and even billions. Tell me, why wasn't Paulson charged with fraud, lying to congress, and sent to jail? In this racist country, a black man who steals a loaf of bread to feed his family will go to jail for 20 years. Yet, not one white collar, Caucasian went to jail for the collapse of America's financial markets, even though there was enough evidence to put hundreds of people in jail. "I don't get it. I don't understand." Where was our bailouts when we didn't even have jobs? Where was our bailouts when we were thrown out of our homes and had our cars repossessed? Where was our bailouts when we couldn't even afford to take our children to the doctor? Was it because we weren't giving our souls to the Devil? Or was it because we didn't have the money to give to politicians? Was it that simple? If I knew that, for the sake of a big house and a new BMW, I would have sworn my loyalty to Satan. Dark Angel Comes to Town...Again #03 So what do you think? Too dumb to be a warlock or a wizard, do you think he's a sorcerer? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse the George W. Bush of being a sorcerer? He could be a modern day sorcerer. Is he a sorcerer? I really don't know if he is a sorcerer or not but I bet he is. "Sorcerer!" * * * * * Ah, finally. There he is. Satan is exposed. The Devil himself. We have you now Devil! The Devil himself, you can't tell me that Dick Cheney wasn't the Devil reincarnate. An evil man, he helped ruined this country. Further, you can't tell me that the Devil isn't a Republican. "Oh, yeah, they all are. If you're a Republican, then you're in bed with the Devil." Did you know that Dick Cheney was once the chairman and CEO or Halliburton, one of the largest oil services companies in the world? Yeah, so what? Who cares? Well, when Cheney was merely the Vice President and not even the President of the United States of America, guess which company won a no-bid contract, let me write that again, a no-bid contract, the ROI, restore Iraqi oil contract. Halliburton was handed that prize. We all know who was President back then. Handpicked by Papa Bush himself, Cheney was the real president of the United States and not George W. So what do you think? Do you think he's the Devil? Say it. Don't be afraid to say it. Do you hereby accuse Dick Cheney of being the Devil? He could be Satan himself. Is he Satan? You just have to look at the arrogant smirk that's always present on his face to know that he's not only laughing at all of us but also that he's Satan himself. "Satan!" I really don't know if he is a Satan or not but one man to have that kind of power and influence for Hollywood to even make a TV series after him, House of Cards, I bet he is. "Satan! Dick Cheney is Satan!" To be continued...