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World's Biggest

By: edrider73



Many thanks to jellybelly2 for all the hard work in editing and improving this story from a previous version. 

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"Alex, you are such an asshole."

"Really Kelly, what kind of an asshole?"

"A big asshole."

"How big?"

"Alex, you are the world's biggest asshole."

Alex's laugh was huge; and it seemed to be infectious, because the four women sitting with him at the hotel bar were soon laughing almost as loud.

He had just finished recounting the story of what he had done to one of them in college a few years ago.

Alex was a trickster. He knew he was good looking, and he knew how to use his looks to reel in good looking girls. When they first met him, he was charming and sensitive; he hid his sadistic side. They were confused about his twists and turns, and it took some of them months to realize he was getting off on degrading them.

He seemed to be happiest when they discovered what he was up to and ended the relationship in a fit of screaming. The exchange with Kelly took place during one of those episodes, and he liked it so much that he told the story often. After they broke up, nearly a dozen other girls had told Kelly they heard it from him. It made Kelly mad, but there was nothing she could do about it.

All four of the women with him at the bar had been his victims at school, and when he spotted them in the hotel lobby, he rushed over and greeted them effusively and waited. There was surprise on his face when they didn't lash out at him. Their response was friendly, and one even hugged him and kissed him on the cheek. They suggested getting together and talking about old times in the bar after dinner.

He didn't hesitate. They all still looked pretty hot. He knew that he'd never get any of them to his room, but he thought it would be fun to remind them of some of the humiliating things he had done to them. Maybe he could get at least one of them to start crying in the bar.

He was surprised at how good natured they were. They even reminisced about some of the worst things he did to them before he could bring them up. Hearing the stories put him in a good mood, and accepting their offer to pay for each round of drinks made him even jollier. He noticed that the last round had made him really sleepy. It was time for him to go to his room; but when he tried to get up, he slipped to the floor. His arms and legs didn't seem to engage.

"I got his room key," said Missy, feeling in his pocket. Alex tried to say something, but he couldn't seem to move his mouth. "He's heavy," said Kelly, as she and Missy draped him over their shoulders. They managed to get him out of the bar and into the lobby.

"Where's Roy?" asked Kelly.

"I'm right here," said the giant who had just entered the bar from the lobby. "Is this Alex?"

"You got here just in time, Roy. Can you take over with him and follow us?"

"Sure thing." Roy was 6 feet 5 and buff. He lifted Alex with no trouble and carried him quickly behind the four women. Inside Alex's room, he deposited Alex on top of the bed.

Alex was lying on his back making unintelligible sounds. He could hear everything being said as he watched them undressing him, but he wasn't able to do more than mumble and could barely move his arms and legs.

"Don't worry, Alex," said Missy. "You aren't drunk. We watered down all your drinks, because we didn't want you throwing up on us. The last drink you had contained something mild, and in five or ten minutes, you'll be back to normal.

"You've probably guessed by now that our meeting here wasn't by accident. The four of us have kept in touch since college. When we'd meet, we found that a lot of the time we were talking about you. Finally, we got tired of talking about what you did to us. We needed closure to move on, so we started keeping tabs on you until we could find the right time and place, and it's right here tonight.

"The other girls are setting up the lighting and putting some cameras on tripods. It's great that you have this large suite and huge bedroom, because it gives us lots of room. We're turning it into a video studio. The leading actor in our production is you, and the working title is "The World's Biggest Asshole."

"The first scene is with you and Roy. Roy was the one who carried you here. He's a former football player and a gay porn star. He's going to make love to you, sort of. Actually, he's going get you to do with him some of the things you got us to do. But first there will be the excitement of conflict, because we know you love conflict.

"The video will begin with a comedy chase around the bedroom as you try to escape him. But you saw how big and strong he is, so we don't think that will last long. Then he'll impale you. Wait until you see his tool. It's almost a foot long before he's even aroused, and it's so thick that none of our hands could get all the way around it.

"OK, Missy, let's get that enema into him now before he recovers. That's it, put some lube inside him and push that tube up as far as it goes and turn on the spigot. We're going to give you two enemas Alex, to get your asshole nice and clean. Then we're going to fill you up with lubricant, because we don't want Roy to tear you with his huge thing.

"Now where was I? Oh yes. Roy shouldn't take too long to get to you, and then it will be time for some spectacular man-man love. After the prelude, he's going to demonstrate all the positions he uses in his films. Some of them are really wild. We can't believe his partners can endure them. The one that looks the most painful the piledriver, where he puts your legs over his shoulders and pushes you back until your ass is off the bed. The he pounds your ass so hard into the bedsprings that it bounces back up just as fast, ready for him to slam it again. Once he gets the right tempo going, your whole body will be going so fast that we won't see it clearly until we look at our slo-mo video later. He said that there will be times when you're coming up and he's coming down that will drive him so deep into you that you might faint, but we've got some smelling salts handy. Other times, you'll be going down so fast while he's going up that his thing will rip out of you and you'll feel like you're being pulled inside out.

"OK, Missy, he's starting to squirm from the enema. Take him to the bathroom, and when he's finished, clean him up and bring him back for the second one."

"That didn't take long," said Kelly. "OK, Missy, time for the second one. I'm so glad you can see and hear and understand everything that's going on, Alex. What we gave you is already starting to wear off a little. Can you talk yet? No? OK, then I'll tell you more.

"After the piledriver softens you up, what we are really looking forward to are the positions where the two of you are affectionate. We can't wait to see you kissing Roy deeply and responding enthusiastically to his athletic lovemaking. Those scenes will look like you are his gay lover, and we're going to edit them together for one of the amateur gay porn sites.

"You may not think you're going to show Roy how much you love him, but the reason you will is that the sooner you do, the sooner Roy will come. Once he does, your 'Roy' pain is over. So even though you want to escape him at the beginning, once he's inside you, you want to cooperate and get him off as quickly as possible. We'll remind you when it's time for you to get all loving and mushy. You'll be kissing Roy, sucking his thing, tonguing his asshole and then caressing him as he drives into you.

"We're looking forward to when he stands up and pulls you off the bed while he's still deep inside you. He'll lift you up in the air and carry you around the room while he pulls you up and then drops you down on his shaft, and bumps you with his thighs. You'll be holding him around the neck and giving him deep kisses, showing the camera how you're Frenching him with your tongue. You two will look like a couple of horny lovebirds.

"When your loving responses start to get him close to coming, he's going to sit on the bed against the backboard. Then you'll be on his lap facing away from him with your feet on his thighs. He's going to rock you back and forth on and off of him as fast as he can, and then lean back and pull you back so hard that he rips out of your ass and gapes you. It will make your ass open so much that the hole will be huge.

"He'll keep doing that until you come. Oh I forgot, even though you don't like the feeling of him gaping you, you'll be whacking off as fast as you can because he won't stop until you come. We have a little suction machine that will help to get you aroused, but then it's up to your hands. In the video, it will look like you're really enjoying being gaped while making love to yourself.

"Once you come, Roy will be ready to come. We'll lay you on your back and use pillows to prop you up as I pull your legs back over your head. I'll do it slowly so you don't pull any muscles, and the pillows will be positioned so that your ravaged asshole will be right over your face, and you can examine how loose it looks. Then you can watch as Roy slams into it until he comes.

"Roy is one of those guys you may have seen in porno videos that shoots a ton of come. Before he comes, we're going to pinch your nose shut and stuff a towel in your mouth, so you can't breathe. When he's ready to explode, we'll remove the towel so that you can open your mouth to breathe. There will be so much come from his first spurt that some will be squeezed out of you and fall into your mouth.

"Then Roy will rip his cock from your ass and start hosing your mouth and your face with his huge spurts. I say hose because it looks like a firehouse when his semen comes out. It cover your face and go up your nose, so you'll have to open your mouth to breathe. Then he'll aim it into your mouth, so you'll have to swallow quickly to keep from drowning in come.

"Once Roy is finished, we're giving you another enema, but a different kind. See this little rubber ball with the long tapered snout coming out of it? It's a bulb syringe. Right now it's full of air, and that's what we're going to squirt up your ass. After we push all the air out of it and into you, it'll be flat. But when we pull it out, it will suck air in again. We figure about five balls full of air will do it.

"You're going to start to feel a bit fidgety, because your colon doesn't like all that air in it and wants to get it out. The only way you can do that is to fart. We're going to push your mouth right up against your asshole. Since your nose will be shoved tightly into your crack, you won't be able to breathe unless you open your mouth wide enough that you can breathe around your asshole.

"That means when you fart, the come inside you will shoot right into your mouth. You'll probably try to hold it in as long as you can, but that will make the first explosion even more powerful. And once you start, you won't be able to stop. We'll enjoy the sights and sounds of your ass feeding you all the semen inside you. The video should be amazing because you really can't believe how much come Roy delivers. Your face will look like it's been dipped in marshmallow sauce.

"Then you'll have a chance to recover for 10 minutes or so. At this point, the biggest asshole in the world will have a slightly bigger asshole than he has now. Ha ha ha.

"Oh, you're starting to move around a lot. Missy, I think it's time to take him to the bathroom again. I'll tell you mre when you get back."

"Do you feel all clean inside? I see you are starting to get your voice back. Do you feel like yelling and screaming? Good. We'll enjoy that. Missy, bring that balloon over here. OK, untie it like I showed you and stick the end in Alex's mouth. Perfect.

"Did you feel the balloon's air going into your lungs, Alex? Now say something. Do you hear your voice? It's tiny and funny, like Donald Duck. You can scream as loud as you want, and it will sound like you're a flaming gay queen. This will make those tender moments with Roy seem even more like you're really in love with him.

"After Roy is done loosening you up, so to speak, we'll retank you with more lube, and then turn on the magic fingers. What I mean is while one of us uses the suction machine to get you hard again and begins giving you a hand job, another one will start poking fingers into you. It will be one finger after another, until the whole hand goes in. She will go slowly and be patient. We don't want to tear anything or injure you. None of us has big hands, so it shouldn't be too difficult.

"Then she'll start adding fingers from her other hand until she has both hands going in and out at a good rhythm. She'll be pulling the hands wider as she does this, leaving room between them for some fingers from a third hand. Eventually there will be three hands making love to your asshole, and then... Well, we may not manage it, but our goal is to get four hands up you almost to our elbows.

"Then we'll start pulling the hands out and as we do, we'll make fists. I don't think we can pull two fists out at the same time that there are two other arms still in there, but we'll see. We're going to be careful not to tear you, but maybe your ass muscles will be loose enough by that time for us to succeed.

"When all four hands come out, it's time to have a look again at how big your asshole is. It should be pretty gigantic by then. We'll dump a bunch more lube inside and then it will be time for the pigskin classic. We've got a professional sized football to get into your ass, but don't worry, we're going to make it easy on you.

"The football is deflated, and we're going to drop the flat football into your wide-open hole only half way. Then we'll connect the pump and start pumping, but very slowly. Every few minutes, we'll stop and let you catch your breath and get used to the widest part of the football expanding your asshole. Then we'll pump again. I'm sure we won't be able to inflate it all the way, but we'll try.

"Then we'll get you up and move you in various positions to get some good angles of you as the center of our team, presenting the football to our quarterback. One of us has a pro quarterback jersey she'll wear. After we get some nice video, she will bend over and accept the ball by pulling it slowly out of you with the cameras rolling. When it comes loose, we expect to see a gape as big as the Grand Canyon, and we think you will finally have no challengers as the biggest asshole in the world.

"To prove it, we have a bowling ball. With the help of a lot more lube, it's going inside you. Don't worry, it's a woman's size, not a man's. Did you know that bowling balls have different cores, and some of them are made to shift around inside to balance the ball while it rolls down the alley? When it shifts around inside you, it might feel like you're carrying a baby who's kicking.

"Yes, Alex. After you're pregnant, we're all getting dressed and going for a walk. There are some nice paths in this resort, and they're well lit at night, so the five of us will go for a stroll with you and your baby. We'll document the whole thing on video. Don't worry, the concierge told me that the paths are usually empty at night except for lovers. It should be romantic.

"When we get back to the room, it will be time for you to give birth. We figure that should be the final scene. When women give birth, they have to open up enough to let a whole body out. You'll only have your baby's bowling ball head to deal with. We'll lay you on your back and lift your feet into the air and coach you to push and tell you when we see a little of your baby's head showing, but you're going to have to make it happen, and you'll find out why women scream and go to pieces during the process. It will be fun to hear you in your high funny balloon voice.

"When you finally give birth and we film your huge gape, we'll give you a big cheer and officially declare you the undisputed world's biggest asshole. Then we'll take our football, bowling ball, lights and cameras out of here and go and celebrate at the bar.

"We'll be there toasting you pretty late, and you're welcome to come and join us. We'll be talking about old times and all the fun you had then. Then we'll talk about the fun we had tonight; and the fun we'll have when we see you on the Internet.

"We're going to make two videos out of tonight's session. First there will be the one for a gay porn site with Roy. The one with the magic fingers and the football and the bowling ball is universal. We've seen some strange stuff on the Internet but nothing like that. Once we sell it to a porn website, it's going to go viral, and everybody in the world is going to copy it and send it to everybody else.

"We'll use editing and some digital fuzzing so you won't be able to tell who we are or even how many of us are with you. The background will be dropped out, too, so even this hotel room won't be recognizable. The video will be useless in a court of law. But your face is going to be famous. Wherever you go -- a restaurant, a bar, an airport, a hotel, a ball game -- people will recognize the bowling ball guy. You are going to be one of the most famous people in the world.

"You'll never have to sweet talk a woman again, because a lot of women who see the video will be eager to meet you. Some of them are sure to be really hot, too, and you'll have your pick. When they bring you home or to their hotel room, they'll be eager to party with you. And sometimes a few of their hot girlfriends will want to join in.

"It should be exciting for you until you see the football and bowling ball. Try to talk them into doing some of the degrading things you got us to do in return for doing what they want you to do. That way you'll all have a good time, like we did tonight.

"We'll be talking about these plans and having a lot of laughs at the bar tonight, so if you feel like joining us, come on down. The drinks are on us."