2 comments/ 18317 views/ 9 favorites My Boner Against The World Ch. 01 By: JeffreyFreemont Hello, my name is John Logan, and I have super powers. Recently I found out I have a twin brother and sister, who also have super powers. Together we joined a secret government organization that seeks to protect the world from villains who possess similar abilities. Our greatest enemy is a man named Sarco, the Snake man, he leads an army of people like us with abilities, but they're evil, seeking to take over the world. My Twins and I are going to war with them. A few months ago, I was a geek, and a sexually frustrated one at that. Until one day, I discovered I had the ability to turn invisible whenever I got a boner. I used my ability to spy on all the hot girls who ignored me. I did that until I met a girl named Melody, and I fell in love with her. After I met her, I didn't need to peep on the innocent anymore, I just needed her. Her smile was enough for me, her soft touch was enough for me. She was taken from me, kidnapped, and there was nothing I could do to stop it. She was taken by an old friend named Jenkins, who joined Sarco and also gained super powers. It turned out that my powers wasn't really invisibility; but really the ability to change people's perceptions of reality. Even down to what they feel, and I don't just do it when I get boners anymore, I can do it whenever I want, although it seems to be stronger when I do get a boner. All that and I still wasn't a match for Jenkins (whose power seems to be a giant penis). He can grow his penis to any size and use it like a giant whip, strong enough to knock down a building. After she was taken, I was heartbroken and thus the war began, it was my Boner against the world ________________________________________ John looked out the window of the helicopter, thirty choppers buzzed near his, each carrying about twenty armed soldiers ready for battle. John looked away from the window and stared down the long line of soldiers. He was put in command of these men and women; and he was half expecting to see Sam and Theo with him, but they each had their own helicopter full of soldiers. Suddenly John's radio switched on and a loud voice buzzed into his head "Attention! This is Captain Gordon Chase, our ETA is 5 minutes to the LZ, prepare to kick some ass!" "You heard that guy... who I know. Lock and load or whatever..." John yelled, his voice trailing off as he noticed his unit staring at him. "You know... Let's kick some ass and get some pussy!!!" I'm never going to say that again, thought John. "Yeah," all the soldiers yelled back at him. The helicopters zoomed low over the jungle trees, Sarco's mountain which housed his evil base, and it's large cave entrance, came into view. The mountain was a tall spire of beige desert rock that stuck out like a sore thumb against the rich greens of the jungle. John's helicopter touched down in a small clearing near the mountain. The other helicopters were spread out around it; they were all to meet at the giant cave entrance on the north side of the mountain before starting the assault. John followed the twenty scary looking soldiers as they carefully made their way to the clearing around the mountain. The cave was insight. "What are we waiting for?" asked John, looking at his soldiers anxiously. "We have to wait for the others before moving in sir." "Oh, ok... I'm just gonna go on ahead." John announced as he suddenly walked out into the open. The enormousness of the mountain suddenly hit him as he walked towards the cave and away from his soldiers who were freaking out. The mountain reminded him of a penis; in fact this mountain was called the 'World Dick' by the local natives. John spun around quickly, hearing screams of terror coming from where his men were. He watched horrified as his men ran out into the open, each on fire. "Oh my god! Oh my God! Oh my God!" John said over and over, running around in circles, panicking as he watched all of his men die. "What do I do!? What Do I do?!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha," a haunting and echoing voice of a young woman cried. "My name is Veronica." A young fiery red headed woman, wearing a women's suit that had a tight skirt appeared. She had voluptuous big breasts, long curly red hair and an evil, bitchy smile. "I'm just your ordinary sexy office red head... with super powers of course, but I like to think I have more to offer." "Yeah? Well I'm just pissed off and looking for revenge... and my girlfriend back, please!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, well you'll have to get through me first." Veronica tossed her curls to the side. John stared her down, she had a wicked smile that John wanted to fuck off of her, plus he hadn't had sex in a while, with his girlfriend gone and all. Suddenly her beet red hair started to ignite, like a light had been switched on underneath it. Suddenly it burst into flames. "Haaaaaaa!!!" She screamed as she grabbed her hair and through a large wave of fire towards him. John dove to the side, dodging the blast of fire. John disappeared, clothing and all. John had only recently been granted full control over his ability to change people's perceptions of reality about him, but he realized that his powers were much stronger when he had an erection, which he did. "Where the fuck did you go?!" She screamed before throwing more fire, scorching the ground around her. "I'm behind you!" "Ahh!!" She squealed, feeling his hands press against her breasts. She elbowed him hard and jumped away. She spun around and shot another blast of fire. John cried out in pain. His shoulder had been grazed by the blast. He rolled on the ground wildly, trying to put out the fire and quell his pain. She chuckled spitefully as she lurked towards him, savouring his inevitable demise. John suddenly jumped up and turned invisible again. "No!!!" She cried before throwing another wave of fire, hitting nothing but air. "Now I'm over here and it's my turn." John stated. John suddenly appeared next to her. She turned to face him. John extended his arm to the side and made a fist. Suddenly his fist became the size of a small mountain. "What?! I thought your power was invisibility!!?" Fear contorted her voice into a small croak as she prepared herself for the punch. "I can do far more than that. Hey wait?! You look familiar, you know I met someone like you once before, what was her name?" "Her name was Martha, aka the Disco Ball Ice Princess and I'm her sister... Bwahhhhhhhh!!!" She screamed as the mountain sized fist crashed against her body. She fell over unconscious thinking her whole body had exploded from the impact. When in reality, John had just ran over and punched her in the face. Her inflamed hair faded back to the beet red it was before. "And now I'm gonna fuck you like I did your sister." John exclaimed as he turned her over onto her back, and started to grope her tightly contained breasts through the thick material of her suit. Her red hair was a mess. John's other hand reached up her skirt and began rubbing her warm and wet pussy through the soft material of her panties. John suddenly tore open her jacket and started feeling up her breasts again. She had a pink silk blouse covering her bare tits. John pulled her panties down her legs and through them away, his hand quickly darted back and he began sliding his middle finger in and out of her. John could feel her orgasm growing from the slight twitches her body made. He could hear a light moan escape her lips as he pulled his finger from her pussy. John stood up and dropped his pants and underwear. His cock was rock hard. He reached down and violently pulled her skirt off of her. Her eyes opened as she came back to her senses, "What the fuck are you doing to me, you pervert?!" John suddenly Jumped on top of her and rammed his dick deep into her pussy, it was the hottest pussy he had ever felt. She cried out in pain and lust as her tight pussy was expanded to its limits from his invading cock. He held her down with his arms as he continued to ram in and out of her. He caused her to scream again when he started sucking on her nipples, giving each one a good 30 seconds before switching. John pulled his head away from her as he felt his orgasm approaching. He looked down at her squirming body; she became still as she looked back into his eyes. Suddenly, John pulled his dick from her, grabbed her by the hips and violently spun her around onto her front. Her tits pressed against the hot sand, but she didn't notice. John suddenly plunged his dick into her tight ass hole. She screamed out of pain until she felt him cumming, filling her ass hole with his hot jizz. She passed out on the ground and started to shake violently. Her hair ignited into flames, John pulled out of her and stepped back watching shocked as she suddenly exploded into a puff of black smoke. John threw his pants back on and started off into the cave to save Melody. ________________________________________ "Where the hell is John?!" asked Theodore as he looked into the black cave ahead of them. "I checked those dead soldiers over there; the dog tags matched the ones from his unit." A soldier explained. "Theodore! You don't think he actually went ahead do you?!" Samantha asked worriedly. "His name is John fucking Logan! What do you think?!" Theodore barked sharply as he led his men towards the cave; his trench coat swayed in the wind. Samantha and her unit followed close behind. "Shouldn't we wait for everyone else?" Samantha asked while twirling a strand of her raven black hair. "Not if you want to find John alive." Theodore answered, not even turning around to look at his twin. "Lead the way sir. We understand that you need to save your brother, we're all willing to die today." said their unit's commanding officer. The darkness consumed them as they continued inside Sarco's lair. To Be Continued... Please review, I like reviews. Any critiques would be much appreciated as my style is only just beginning to be crafted. My Boner Against The World Ch. 02 My Boner Against the World – Part II Captain Gordon Chase stood at the base of the large cave, he sighed as he let out the smoke from his cigarette. The smoke swirled and seemed to be eaten by the darkness of the cave. His large afro swayed in the wind contrasting his motionless body. "They must have gone ahead sir." Said Agent Liz as she moved in front of him. "I know." "We also found the corpses of John's entire unit." "Ah... I see... Well let's go then." "Yes sir." Liz turned around and waved her soldiers to move in. Hundreds of armed military units stormed into the cave. *** Theodore was moving quickly with his unit through the darkness of the large cave. The further in he went, the more the cave turned into vast catacombs. Hundreds of different paths emerged. "Theodore, are you sure we're going the right way." Asked Samantha. "No, but there's nothing we can do about that." "I think we should split up." Samantha waved her units to follow her. "I don't think that's a..." Theodore looked around behind him dumbfounded; Samantha had disappeared with her unit of 20+ soldiers. "...good idea." Dammit John! Where the hell are you? Theodore thought to himself as he carried on. *** Where the hell am I?! John thought to himself as he stumbled through the darkness. John suddenly stopped as he saw light ahead. He began running towards it. As he went through the opening he became blinded by the light. His eyes quickly adjusted. John gasped, standing at the far side of the room was Jenkins, his annoying best friend turned nemesis. The room was massive with large white tiled walls and bright panel lights on the ceiling. "John! It's nice of you to finally come! Are you ready to get your ass kicked, again?" "Where is Melody?! What have you done with her?!" John shouted as he walked quickly to Jenkins, until he was only feet away. "John, John, Johnny, Ja!" Suddenly John had his fist buried in Jenkins stomach. Jenkins thought John's hand had become a 90lb weight. Suddenly Jenkins giant snake like penis shot through his clothing growing rapidly. John went flying from the impact. The penis began swinging around the room wildly. Jenkins snapped out of it and shook himself off. "That's a neat trick you have john, but only a trick." Jenkins closed his eyes, hoping to not be affected by John's ability. Jenkins giant penis abruptly stopped in mid-air. It was as straight as an arrow pointing diagonally from Jenkins. The penis suddenly shot across the room sideways and crashed into the wall with amazing force. Concrete and tile crumbled around the penis as it slowly slid down the wall, until it was level with John. "Are you prepared to die John?! Old Friend!" Jenkins said sharply, his rigid voice almost unbearable to hear. John looked at the penis with terror and then at Jenkins who still had his eyes closed. John took a deep breath and started running towards Jenkins as fast as he could. The giant penis shot across the room like a rocket. John suddenly jumped and dove over it. The penis crashed into the other wall before fire across the room again. John ran right up to Jenkins and punched him in the face. Jenkins penis went soft and shot back to its original size. "Jenkins, it's time to die, but first you have to tell me where Melody is." He said fiercely as he grabbed Jenkins shirt collar. "You're not going to kill me." Jenkins laughed as he cringed with pain. John reached down and grabbed Jenkins exposed member and began to stroke it. Jenkins normal sized tripod became instantly hard. "I'm not bi, but you're definitely not just straight." "What the hell are you doing to me?" Jenkins moaned lustfully "It's my gift to you." John said as he pulled a gun from his back and pressed it against Jenkins head. "Tell me!" John screamed with murder in his eyes. "Ok!" Jenkins suddenly started cumming hard. "She is just through that door there, the only other door in the room besides the one you came through. "Ok. Thanks a lot." John said as he wiped the cum off his hand and onto Jenkins' shirt. John started heading towards the door. Jenkins suddenly collapsed and started convulsing. His whole body started expanding like a balloon. John anxiously looked back and then started running to the door. The door was locked. He threw the gun away and began knocking frantically. Suddenly the door slid open and John jumped inside. The sounds of Boom and splat were cut off by the door sliding shut again. "John! I've just been keeping the precious Melody's company for you, its nice of you to come and visit." Sarco's voice was as cold as ever. *** Theodore couldn't help but sigh as he moved through the catacombs of Sarco's layer. Slowly as they made their way through, the jagged walls of the cave became sleek with metal plating and lights. "Holly Doppelganger!" Theodore yelled as someone suddenly appeared in front of him. The man in front of him suddenly grabbed Theodore and they both disappeared. *** Samantha and her units moved carefully through the catacombs until they came to a door. Outside the door there was a key pad to unlock it. Samantha couldn't help fidgeting. She felt uneasy, strange and like something bad was on the other side of the door. Samantha took a deep breath and placed her hand on the door. Let me in she thought to herself. Suddenly the door slid open. "Courtney!" Samantha screamed seeing her friend standing before her. "Oh, you two know each other, do you?" Said a man in a lab coat with a Russian accent. "You must be the Logan sister." "What have you done to my friend?!" "Nothing really, I just freed her from human boundaries." "Courtney wake up, snap out of it!" Samantha screamed, but Courtney didn't move a muscle. "I'm afraid she can't hear you, she only hears my voice now." The Russian scientist said sharply. "Not if I have anything to say about it." Samantha waved her units in. Courtney suddenly came alive and shot bolts of fire out of her hands. A few lucky soldiers managed to pull back. Samantha raised her hands towards the scientist and screamed to let her go. "No!" The scientist yelled back, fighting hard to resist her ability. "How about this instead." The scientist pulled a gun and pointed it at Samantha. He pulled back the cock as Samantha screamed. Bang! "What?! What have you done?!" The scientist yelled. Courtney had moved in front of the bullet. Blood splattered to the floor in front of her. "I won't let you hurt her!" Courtney's voice wavered from the pain. She raised her hand to the scientist and shot out another bolt of fire. The scientist was quickly consumed in the fire. Courtney fell to the ground, dead, as Samantha watched in horror. *** "Holly Doppelganger!" Theodore yelled as someone suddenly appeared in front of him. The man in front of him suddenly grabbed Theodore and they both disappeared. "Awwe! Fuck!" yelled a soldier. "This is the worst and weirdest fucking assignment we've ever been..." "Soldier! Report!" Ordered agent Liz as she walked past them and turned around. "Uhh... Well, um... you see..." "Just tell me what happened to Theodore!" she yelled angrily. "Well a guy appeared out of nowhere and just took him." "Ah... I see." Liz stared down the empty corridor, her soldiers behind her. "Let's move, he'll catch up." *** "Where the fuck am I?!" asked Theodore as he shook off his confusion. "You're nowhere... and everywhere." "What?!" "You're in the most important place in the world right now... you are where you are going to die." "Bring it on!" "I wish to be fair and explain my powers; I'm like you, a time shifter." Theodore sighed "This is going to take forever..." *** "He is not my boyfriend!" "But the rumors are true right? You and him had sex?" "Well... yes, but it was purely for scientific discovery, I have no real feelings for him." Liz was blushing very hard and began to get wet as she remembered fucking Theodore. Suddenly Theodore appeared in front of her. He had a huge beard. "Theodore!" "Ahhhhhhhh!" Theodore screamed. I was fighting that guy for like a whole year without even having time to masturbate, I'm so horny! Suddenly Theodore grabbed Liz by her waist and pulled her to him. He kissed her hard before dropping to his knees. Theo violently pulled down her pants and underwear. He inserted his tongue deep into her tight pussy as far as it would go. He sucked her wetness into his mouth. Liz smiled as she moaned feeling the tickle of his beard. Theodore suddenly shot up and moved around behind her. He bent her over and shoved his cock deep inside. He came instantly, filling her with cum. He pulled out, still hard and rammed it into her ass. Liz grunted as she was fucked hard. Theodore pulled out and began stroking his cock with his hand. Liz turned around and got down on her knees. Theodore shot another huge load into her awaiting mouth. She smiled as she swallowed every last drop she could. They both sat down holding each other tightly, oblivious to the many soldiers whose jaws were dropped in amazement at the scene before them. "So... no real feelings eh?" Bang! Liz shot the soldier in the foot. They called a medic before moving out. Not a single soldier mentioned the fact that Liz forgot her pants or that she had the biggest smile they had ever seen. *** Samantha stood frozen until a soldier shook her into her senses. "Mam! This appears to be some kind of control room." Samantha looked around the room, for the first time taking it all in, while avoiding her dead friend in front of her. One wall was covered in fuzzy TV screens on top of a desk. The other side of the room was filled with darkness but it seemed to stretch a great distance. "Mam you better see this!" The soldier flicked on a light and the darkness disappeared. The walls were lined with dozens and dozens of large electronic pods, full of water, each holding a person inside. The long hallway like room stretched at least a hundred meters. "It seems like they're being kept in some sort of stasis." Samantha walked over to one. "Soldier! Open this one; she's my brother's girlfriend." The soldier hesitantly began pushing buttons on the control panel by her pod. The words on the screen read 'Awaiting processing'. The girl slid out onto her knees half awake, soaking wet and totally naked. "Samantha? Where's Theo?" asked Sara as she stared up at Samantha. *** "Captain?! I think we're lost." "I don't pay you to think." "You don't pay us!" "...I order you to follow me. I know where I'm going." To Be Continued.