34 comments/ 37583 views/ 9 favorites An Interesting Evening By: Badwolf123 Author's note: An actor friend of mine is doing a show at next year's Edinburgh festival. The theme is "Funny things you overhear in a night club toilet". So I wrote the short play below and submitted it to the company. It was rejected! But waste not want not - you lot get to read it instead! There's no overt sex in it - so if you want gynaecological details - move on to the next contribution. I didn't really know what category to put it in - so LW got the short straw. Anyway, as ever, I love feedback - it's the way to improve! So keep the comments coming. But most of all, thanks for taking the time to read it! ***** An Interesting Evening (A short play) Scene 1: A Night Club Bar Jenny, Laura and Rob are drinking cocktails at the bar. Laura is standing close to Rob with her arm round his waist. Laura: It's ages since we've been here. The place is looking really old and tired. Rob: No babe, that's just us. The place is just like it used to be. We're just older and tireder. Jenny: (Distracted, looking around, disinterested) More tired! Rob: What? Jenny : (Turning to Rob) It's "more tired". There's no such word as "tireder". (Rob turns to Laura raising his eyebrows) Rob: Sorr- ee. Didn't realise I was in an English oral exam. Laura: I'll give you an oral exam anytime! (She licks her lips suggestively) Rob: (He gives her a peck on the cheek) Later gorgeous. I reckon she's just grumpy (he nods towards Jenny) because hubby's blown her out. Laura: Yeah, what's his excuse? Rob said it was something to do with a wall? Jenny: (Rolling her eyes) Not a wall. A FIREwall. Some computer thing. They had a security scare at work and he got called in. Rob: So super-geek to the rescue. At least once the stock market closes down, that's me done for the day. Jenny: Shouldn't complain really - the pay's good. But he does get called in a lot. Last week was the anniversary of our first date. We always remember it. You know, nice meal in and ... all that ...well, you know. Rob: Don't tell me, there you were, tied to the bed a la Fifty Shades ... Laura: Rob!! ... Rob: ... and his mobile rings, calling him in. And he left you tied up. Laura: Rob! That's not nice. Jenny: We bloody well didn't even get that far, he had to work late. We never bloody well started! Rob: Ooops. Not good. Jenny: Yeah. Definitely not good! (They look around in silence sipping their drinks for a few seconds) Jenny: Christ! This Mohito's gone straight to my head! And my bladder - back in a mo. (She exits leaving Rob and Laura at the bar) Scene 2: The Ladies' Toilets (Jenny enters and goes into a cubicle. After a short while the door opens and a tarty looking girl - Paula - enters. She's speaking very loudly into a mobile phone) Paula: (Giggles) Yeah yeah. I bet you say that to all the girls! (pause, punctuated by the odd giggle. Paula goes into an adjacent cubicle) Paula: 'Ang on. I'm in the loo. Just going to put me phone down while I get me knickers off. (Pause as she takes them off). Right, they're off - and if I'm seeing you in twenty minutes I might as well keep 'em off. (Pause as she listens) Paula: Yeah great. I'll be back at mine in half an hour, forty five minutes tops. (Pause) Yeah - you bring the wine! (Pause, giggle) Well I think that's a waste of a good Chardonnay ... but I'll try anything once (giggle) But you know that already. (Pause) Paula: Okay. But hey. How come you're free tonight? I thought you were out with your missus and that boring stockbroker bloke friend of hers, and what did you call her ... "the airhead"? (Pause): Bloody hell. So you fixed the fireball thingy in five minutes and they pay you for a full four hours? Nice ... so sod the Chardonnay, I expect Prosecco - minimum! (Pause): If it's Prosecco then what? (pause) You kinky bugger! (Giggle) Can't wait for that! Hang on, let me flush the loo - oh fuck it, can't be arsed to put me knickers back on. Hardly worth it. That'll save you a few seconds - see you soon sex bomb! (The toilet flushes, and Paula comes out of the cubicle, washes her hands and then starts to do her makeup. Jenny's loo flushes and she comes out and stares at Paula. Paula sees her looking at her in the mirror.) Paula: You alright love? You look a bit wobbly? Too many Mai Tai's? (Jenny shakes herself and tries to act normal) Jenny: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Was just feeling a bit jealous really. Sounds like you're in for a much better evening than me. Paula: Well it wasn't until ten minutes ago. Looked a bit grim really. Jenny: (fixing her makeup) Why's that then? Paula: Well, me and my mates were supposed to be having a girls' night out. But two have cried off sick, and me mate Ani has just met some bloke she shagged a few times last year, so she's disappeared. So I was just about to go home. Jenny: But your phone conversation sure sounded like you had a better offer than a night in. Paula: Yeah, this bloke I've been seeing for a few weeks rang me. Seems he's got a free night after all, so he invited himself over. So I'm in for a bit of fun after all. What's your night looking like? Jenny: Bit shit really. I was supposed to be making up a foursome but my ... err ... date didn't show. Paula: Fucking hell, he must be mad. You're stunning - love your hair. And that dress! God, I'd ask you to come back with me if the phone hadn't rung. Jenny: (trying to look casual as she asks the questions) Thanks. You look pretty ... err ... hot yourself. So do you see him often? Paula: Not really. Only when he can get away from his wife. (She rolls her eyes). But he's awesome in bed and he really knows how to please a woman. (Giggles) Or women! If you get my drift. (Jenny looks puzzled) Paula: Aww come on. You know ... threesome? Last week he had me and me mate Ani for two hours after work. Christ he could last forever. Jenny: (Mouth open) Oh ... wow! Paula: You mean you've never had a threesome. God! Well, two blokes at the same time is bloody awesome, but two women and one bloke is fucking wild too! You sure you haven't tried it? Jenny: Yeah ... dead sure. It sounds ... Paula: I know that look ... you're thinking about it. Jenny: (Looking embarrassed) Well... Paula: Listen. I know I don't know you from Adam. Well, from Eve, but ... well I know he wouldn't mind. He'd love you - you are just so sexy. And I think I'd quite like it too. How about it? Jenny: Are you ...? Paula: ... suggesting you join us for a really exciting, interesting evening? Yep! Jenny: (Smiles broadly) You're on! You're right, it will be an interesting evening ... (The two talk for a few more seconds, finish their makeup, and leave arm in arm.) An Interesting Evening For Us The phone rings as we are getting ready to go out. I answer and hear another voice on the line. "Hello" she says, "this is Amber. Did you just call to make an appointment?" I tell her it was me. "Well, I wanted to call back to assure that we were on the same page about the appointment" she tells me. I am puzzled but say something that lets her know she can explain further. "This massage is for your boyfriend, right?" she continues, "Both of us giving the massage will be partially naked and he will be completely naked. We will both massage his entire body, and finish off with a happy ending. If I understand correctly, you are going to stay and watch the entire massage. Is this what you expected?" "Oh it is exactly what I wanted" I assure her and she reiterates the directions before we hang up. By this time, you are ready and are sitting next to me at the computer desk. "That was the masseuse and she was trying to assure I completely understood their service." I tell you. You know where we are going this evening and are turned on by the face that they are questioning if I really know what I wanted. These ladies obviously don't know me well. We leave and head toward our destination, having a nice time talking along the way. You would think we were going somewhere normal, like the movies not to a place where I get to see two sexy women massage your entire body and stroke your cock for me. I suppose, in retrospect, this is completely normal for us though. We tend to enjoy adventure and sensual things together. Not anything that is too crazy or dangerous, just what others may consider out of the ordinary. We arrive after a few quick phone calls confirming that we are on the right track. We are met in the driveway by a sexy woman that has on a silky robe. She is very friendly and invites us inside. When we get inside, there is another woman waiting. She is a little younger than the first lady but just as attractive. We see in the light that one woman is brunette, shorter, a little older and attractive with a very sexy voice. The second woman has reddish long hair, pretty eyes, is the younger of the two and is quite built. Both women have on silky robes which are very sexy and make small talk at first. They are obviously a little uncomfortable and I am unsure why. They tell you to undress completely and lay face first on the bed. One of our hostesses asks me if I mind if they disrobe and of course I say yes. As they do, both women are dressed in very sexy night gowns. One of them then asks if I mind if they are topless. I would LOVE it, I tell her. You are already facing down on the bed and so do not get to enjoy this view right off. Our hostesses then begin to tell me how they were a bit apprehensive when I called. They have never had a woman join their client. They were worried that I was an angry wife trying to 'catch' her husband when I called. The ladies had been a bit nervous until we got there. I can understand how that would be a concern, I tell them. As the ladies and I continue to chat, they are running their hands across your body. The site of this is something I enjoy quite a bit. Seeing you enjoying yourself has always turned me on. I love to look up at your face as I suck your cock. I enjoy watching you stroke, especially if you are watching movies on the net. I enjoy sucking your cock while you are having phone sex with another woman, listening to her play with her pussy. I have enjoyed watching another woman suck your cock while I only watch. I look down at your body on the bed as the ladies and I talk about something non-related and instantly feel warm between my legs knowing what the plan is for the evening. I sit down on the bed next to you and snuggle up next to your ear as I watch the women touch you. I realize that we are not making this as sensual as it could be but our hostesses are finally starting to feel a little more comfortable with me there. I try to pull it back to being about you, not anyone else in the room even though that is not something that is your nature. You tend to be a very giving lover but I have assured you that tonight is 100 % about you. They comment on how sexy you are; your nice ass, your strong body and I just love every second of this. You are a very sexy man and I completely love for another woman to admire you. They have no clue just how good to me you are. One of the ladies jokes with me by saying that if she had not met me, she would be pursuing you herself and give me a run for my money. You look at me and smile which makes my panties even wetter. You are instructed to turn over on your back. In this position, you can see the entire room including the two ladies that have been running their hands all over your body. I like this position better because I can see your face and I know you are taking in every detail. The women massage your front, eventually making their way to your nice hard cock. One at a time, they stroke your cock with hands full of lotion. I enjoy leaning on your shoulder, looking down your body to see this from your point of view. You are hard for an eternity, long enough to tire out our hostesses as they switch back and forth stroking you. I enjoy every single second of this experience. Watching your hands roam across the bed, the look on your face, your cock swell. Remember when I put your hand on the younger lady's breast and her nipple hardened beneath your touch? The look on the other lady's face as she slid her body up underneath you and had your cock right near her face? When I moved so you could slide your fingers in my pussy as they handled you and your body and you made me cum that way? Their determination, excitement and giggles were sensual and a huge turn on. The very best part however, was when one of the women got up next to you began to whisper in your ear. She was not aware that your ear was one of your sensual zones, but she quickly caught on by your reaction. She began to tongue fuck your ear as her partner stroked your cock. There was no way of turning back at that point. I watched as your entire body quivered, as you squirmed beneath both the tongue and hands that were paying complete attention to you and your pleasure. I watched your cum squirt across the room and listened carefully as you moaned in enjoyment. The look of pleasure on your face is burned into my memory. The looks of satisfaction on the two women's faces were pretty hot also. Gradually, all of us in the room started to catch our breath and regroup. You got up to clean yourself up and began to redress. I straighten up my clothing and looked at the clock, realizing that you were literally being stroked for over an hour. I had to point out to the two women that your cock was still hard at that point. What a lucky woman I am!! We thanked our hostesses and they even hugged me goodbye. They thought that my open minded attitude was wonderful. I suppose that they wouldn't understand just how much enjoyment I got from the entire experience. Not only during the massage but for months afterward when we tease one another and recall the evening as foreplay. I even picture the lady that met us in the driveway going out dancing with us in a fantasy, merely to enjoy one another's company. I would love to watch her give me that run for my money with you. We stop to eat on the way home and it is later than we expected it to be. We head home and are both exhausted. We shower and then climb naked in bed to relax for the night. You pull me close to you and wrap your arms around me as I snuggle in. I feel something and realize that your cock is hard against me. "Damn it, am I lucky" I say out loud as I press my body against you. My nipples harden against your arm that is around me just by feeling you close to me. I hear you breathe in my ear and very quietly, in a low, breathy voice you merely say "so am I, baby…… so am I". C K & L An Interesting Evening In "Are you coming to bed yet?" "Soon," I promised, not even looking up from the computer screen. I supposed I'd become something of a computer addict. Since we'd pooled our available resources and purchased this new computer the thing was hardly switched off. I glanced at the clock on the toolbar. Just after 11pm... I'd been "working" at the computer for four hours solid. And what, pray tell had these long hours achieved? Not a darned site of anything! At that precise moment in time I was playing onscreen Solitaire. Just skipping away time. I tore my gaze away from the screen and looked at her. Her long brown hair cascading over her shoulders, a pale-blue blouse that looked silky in this light, a short skirt and white stockings to complete the picture. she looked a dish! I resolved to finish the game quickly and join her in the bedroom. Who knows! Perhaps she might feel fruity and need some loving! Once more my hand reached out to grasp the mouse and direct the pointer over the onscreen cards. She sat down on the edge of the computer desk patiently waiting for me to finish the game but I was instantly distracted. She opened her stockinged thighs a little wider and, from my seated position, the gusset of her panties became visible. I swallowed hard... my concentration flew out of the window. My hand gently touched her stockinged thigh, stroking the sheer silk. A little higher, the onscreen card-game temporarily forgotten as my finger-tips pressed into her warm flesh. She opened her thighs just a little wider as my fingers moved higher to caress the bare flesh at the top of her thighs. She giggled; sweeping her long brown hair back from her smiling face. "I thought you were concentrating on your card game?" She gave a little aroused gasp as the back of my hand brushed against her pussy. She tensed and then relaxed as my fingers touched her through the thin material. "The cards can wait," I whispered softly. "My word!, she exclaimed, leaning forward to place her flat palm onto the crutch of my trousers, "is that a torch in your pocket? Or are you THAT pleased to see me?" Her slender fingers stroked my stiffening erection through my trousers. My fingers still touching her love-mound through the material. "I'm not sure," I replied mischievously. "Perhaps you ought to investigate further." Her fingers pressed and prodded gently outlining the growing shape of my thickening cock. She stroked my length and giggled, "I don't think it's a torch, Stan. I can't find an on-off switch on the side. My fingers just then had worked their way inside her garment and were gently stroking the little outer folds of her pussy. I could feel her heat with my wicked finger-tips and she wriggled her bum on the desk as I teased her. She got up from the edge of the table and kissed me. And, as our lips explored and tasted, she pushed my office-type chair further away from the desk, descending to kneel upon the floor between my feet. Her fingers plucked at my belt and pulled it from me before taking the tag of my zipper between finger'n'thumb and deftly pulling it down. Then, after a mere for seconds fumbling, her hand slid inside to touch my shaft... and it was my turn to gasp. "No..." she murmured, "I don't think it's a torch now." I just loved the sound of her giggle. She pulled it out into view and stroke up'n'down it a few times. Then she leant forward and lapped at it were her tongue. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the moment, my cock twitching with anticipation at her touch. At that point she stopped. Seeing my disappointed face she laughed. "Don't worry darling. I'm a loooong way from finishing with you!" Hurried she plucked at the buttons of her blouse and slipped it off her shoulders to slither onto the floor. What was she wearing? A basque? I wasn't sure but I certainly liked it! Once more she reached forward to grasp my cock, her fingers around it and her thumb smearing the little tear of pre-cum over my shiny helmet. Then she slipped her lips around it and enveloped my cock within her marm mouth. I couldn't help it... my right hand moved down onto the back of her neck and pushed gently as she began to vigorously suck my engorged cock. OH GOD! This was good. Her exquisite mouth bobbing up'n'down on my shaft as her tongue swirled against the under-side. She certainly knew how to suck cock! "Well..." I said mischievously, "Is it a torch?" She slipped my hard-on from her lips just long enough to say, "No! It's a big, hard prick and it's gonna fuck me soon!" before continuing with renewed enthusiasm. I just groaned as her lips and tongue went wild on me. Yes! I wanted to fuck her! I wanted to fuck her good! My cock slipped from her mouth with a wet 'plop' as she stood up once more, her short skirt slipping down her sheer legs to tangle around her ankles. She stepped from them and swept them across the floor with a flick of her foot. I seized my opportunity, slipping behind her and, as she bent down to retrieve her skirt, my hand guided my urgent erection just where we both wanted it. My cock nudged against her fat pussy lips just briefly before sliding inside her waiting folds. She gasped as I filled her full of cock, plunging deep inside to claim her. I grasped her hips and pulled her onto my shaft. I paused... just slowly grinding my hips forward. "Oh yes!," she whispered hoarsely, "Fill me with your cock!" I began to fuck her. Deep'n'slow. Just the way we both like it. Slipping out until just my angry helmet was inside and then plunging forward again until her warm ass-cheeks pressed against my thighs. I heard her whimper with lost passion with each deep thrust. I just didn't know which bit of her to grasp! My hands roamed over her body, relishing in the feel of her naked arse-cheeks, the feel of the tops of her silky stockings, the taut lace across her tummy and the weight of her confined tits. And as my passion mounted, the tempo of our rut increased. I watched each time my cock, sticky and glistening wet slipped from her before reaching back to bury it to the hilt once more. Faster! Fucking her fast and deep. Don't you dare cum in me yet!," she shouted. With that she stood, my cock slipping from her to stand tall'n'angry up against my belly. She turned and took my arm almost shoving me to sit once more on my office chair. Before I could enquire as to what she wanted she had straddled my thighs, her fingers already guiding my shaft towards her goal. As my helmet slid between her hot, wet lips she sat down taking me deep. "Now I'm gonna make you cum!, she hissed between clenched teeth. "I'm gonna make you fill me with cream and I'm gonna drown you in pussy-juice at the same time!" She began to ride me. No finesse here, just a fast fuck. Her pussy muscles started to ripple against my excitement as she rode me and I knew I couldn't last long. The feel of her silk stockings as they brushed against me. The full globes of her ass in my lap as she ground her hot gash onto my shaft. Deeper. Faster. Her tousled hair flying as she fucked me good. I know I couldn't take this for long and I tried to clench my ass-muscles to delay the inevitable but to no avail. I could feel my balls tighten. I groaned as her efforts doubled. She pulled that little face as the excitement welled up inside her and she began to cum on my prick. The contractions deep inside her cunt was too much and... ARGHHHH... I shot my load deep inside her demanding folds. "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!," she wailed as I pumped my cream into her hot snatch! "ArrrghhhhFUCK!" I did just that! Pumping again and again until my twitching, jerking shaft could come no more. Her arms clamped around me as my trickled it's final dribbles into her clenching pussy. Our breathing ragged. Panting. My cock still buried in her hot pussy. She smiled as her fingers gently caressed the back of my neck. "Well..." she said breathlessly, "I told you I was going to make you cum." We laughed. And as she laughed I could feel the mixed juices of our efforts trickled from her pussy and wet my balls. She giggled. "Someone's getting wet bollocks." She leant over to retrieve my cigarettes and lighter from next to the now-forgotten computer and, flipping open the packet, took one out before throwing the packet back down. Her slim fingers clicked the lighter as she lit it and she inhaled deeply. She took another draw before taking the cigarette from between her lips and putting it in my mouth. A drew deeply, filling my lungs with that post-coital smoke. Again... before she removed the cigarette from between my lips to kiss me softly. "Now," she said, are you going back on the computer? Or are you coming to bed to fuck me all over again?" What can I say? Computers are quite a good thing but... I won't need mine until morning!!