32 comments/ 71695 views/ 4 favorites Who Ever Said Love was Easy? By: Slirpuff I guess we didn't have to get married but we decided to anyway especially after Andy found out she had a bun in the oven, just after our summer vacation. It just seemed like the right thing to do. We were serious about each other, hell we were living together, and we'd talked about marriage but I figured we'd wait until we were both a little more settled. However, after talking about it, I figured a fall wedding was in order that is if we didn't kill each other first. Living with each other is one thing, but actually getting married would take our relationship to a whole new level. Now if she got pissed about something, she just couldn't walk out and be gone for a couple of days, we would have to sit down discuss the problem and act like a couple of adults, or try to anyway; that was the deal we reach a couple of months ago. You see Andy had a fiery temper that came out of left when you least expected it. More than once we split up for a week or two because of it, but some how we always found our way back together. When she moved in with me we made a pact that we wouldn't go to bed mad. However, I guess that if you weren't physically in the apartment, that agreement was null and void. The last time was about two and a half months ago, just before our vacation. We were saving for a weeklong summer vacation in the mountains of Tennessee. Her friends had rented a three-bedroom cabin on a lake and between us and another couple, we'd each have to pay a third of the cost plus food. We'd both agreed not to touch that money but as I heard, after the fact, there was this high-end shoe store going out of business that had prices to die for. The shoes and boots were fifty to seventy five percent off and I guess Andy went a little nuts. Why is it, when a woman spends a ton on money on sales items, the first thing out of her mouth is, "look how much I saved." I guess I'll never understand that type of reasoning. When I saw the four pair of shoes and three pair of boots I never gave it much thought; that is until the end of the month. "Andy, did you take four hundred dollars out of our vacation fund?" "I took it out a couple weeks ago when I went to that shoe sale. I didn't have enough to cover what I wanted so I just borrowed a few bucks from it." "Four hundred dollars isn't a few bucks and we have to give Dan and Carol the money in less than a month, why didn't you say something?" "Steve, the sale was too good to pass up. I must have saved us at least a thousand dollars," she said smiling. "That's where I bought that pair of hooker boots, you know the ones I wore last week with just red thong and half bra. The ones you say would give a dead man a hard on." "I just wish you would have told me a head of time, now I'm going to have to switch money around to cover it." "Steve, its not all your money it's my money to. You're talking like I went into your wallet and cleaned it out, lighten up a bit will you." "You were the one who asked me to watch our money because you couldn't save a dime before. From now on, just ask me when you need any money, that's all." "Steve, I make as much as you do, and I don't want to have to beg you for a couple of extra dollars when I see a good deal. I get paid Friday, I'll pay back the damn money," Andy said a little louder than when we started this conversation. "That money also has to go for our monthly bills and food, or did you forget about that?" I guess I should have just let it drop, but Andy was the one who made me responsible for our joint finances because she was always overdrawn. But now, it had gotten ugly. "Jesus fucking Christ, if I could return the stuff I would but I can't it was on sale. Keep it up and that'll be the last time you ever see those boots again," she said digging in her heels. Open mouth insert foot, because what I said next was just plain stupid on my part, but it was suppose to be something of a joke; but it wasn't taken that way. "Talk's cheap, if you don't wear them for me, I can always find some ho that will." The explosion could be heard two hundred miles away, as they say on the news about this disaster or that. All I know was that the front door almost came off its hinges when Andy left. The guy across the hall and the girl in the apartment next to ours wanted to know what happened but I just said we'd had a little disagreement. "Hell, I'd hate to see what an argument between the two of you would look like," she said trying not to laugh. Andy was gone for four days, a new record for her. She never even tried to call me, which was another first for her. After two days, I sucked it up and tried to track her down without much luck. Either everyone was playing dumb or they really didn't know where she was, which I found hard to believe. Thursday night I came home and found her packing a bag. She didn't have a clue I was in the doorway as I watched her lay out two complete work outfits and put them in her overnight bag. "Where do you want the rest of your stuff sent?" I said as she jumped at least a foot. "Steve you scared the hell out of me. I just need to get away for a couple of days that's all." "Andy if you leave tonight we're done, so if your serious about packing your going to need more than an overnight bag that's for sure," I said walking away. "Steve, I said I just need a day or two, that's all I heard," as I walked down the hallway to the living room. I turned the television on but as usual there was nothing on the hundred or so cable channels. I waited for Andy's next move. I'd decided that I wasn't going to put up with her attitude any longer, which meant we were either together or apart, nothing in between. The lease was in my name, so I knew I wasn't going anywhere. I must have waited for a damn hour before I made my way back to our bedroom. I didn't have a clue if Andy was packing up all her stuff or was putting back the two outfits she'd laid out. As I walked through the door I found her under the covers with her arms crossed behind the back of her head. "I was giving you ten more minutes and then I was coming and find you. Sometimes you really are dense," she said pulling the covers back on my side of the bed. I suppose it would have been smarter to have a serious conversation with her, about her out bursts, taking off for days at a time and not letting me know where in the hell she was, but the little brain in the head of my dick kept telling me that makeup sex would solve all our problems. And it did but only for a while. At around five foot nine and about a hundred and thirty five pounds, Andy was no little girl. Even though I was a couple of inches taller than her, when she wore her shoulder length brown hair up and had on heels; she was every bit as tall as I was. Many a night we'd wrestled on the bed, her trying to pin my arms down. I'd always let her get just so far before flipping her over and taking full sexual advantage of her, and tonight was going to be no exception. After slipping under the covers she garbed me, kissed me with a lot of tongue and then flipped me on my back. She straddled my waist, shoved her tongue half way down my throat as she tried her best to hold my hands down over my head. For once I let her take charge, just to see what she had in mind. Moving her pussy back and forth over my dick made me hard in no time flat. I could feel her warm and wet pussy coating my dick as I pushed up against it every once in a while. "Does my baby want a little relief," she teased as she rubbed a little faster and a lot harder. My dick was as hard as it was going to get as I waited for to push forward towards its head. When she started to pull her pussy back, I pushed up and my dick slipped right into her. "That was a little sneaky," Andy said as she continued to hump me putting my hands on her breasts. "I can't do it all, you're going to have to do your share now," she said closing her brown eyes and concentrating on her lower movements. Andy didn't have big boobs or nipples. She was maybe a thirty-six b-cup but she loved her nipples played with. At just over a quarter of an inch long, even after sucking and twisting them her nipples hard were petite at best; but they were sensitive. She would moan and offer one then the other until they were almost blood red. When I was finally done with them and went looking for another item to play with, she would take over rubbing her own breasts and nipples. She did however have one hell of a long clit. She liked to call it her baby penis. Soft it was just under a half inch but erect it was almost three quarters of and inch and as thick around as a pencil. She loved me to lick and suck it, and when we were screwing she always wanted me to massage it especially when she was on top. Tonight Andy wanted it hard and deliberate. She ground her pussy onto my dick trying I think to take the top layer of skin off. With one hand I played with her nipples as the other one milked her clit. Besides her heavy breathing Andy was normally quiet but I could always tell when she was ready to let go. Her pussy muscles would tighten up and she'd grab both breasts and squeeze her nipples as she climaxed. Tonight, after we'd both climaxed, she didn't let up until I was soft and had fallen out of her cunt. Thank God she wasn't on the rag. We never had sex when it was that time of the month, however it never stopped her from asking for a little oral stimulation on her clit. I got so good at it; I could get her off in less that fifteen minutes and that included me undressing. She always recepicated though and thank God wasn't at all shy about swallowing. I was just over seven inches and she had no problem taking me all the way up to my pubes. All in all, we had a great sex life; if Andy could just control her temper she'd be almost perfect. "I needed that tonight, it was just what the doctor ordered," she said letting out a deep sigh as she wiped the sweat off her face depositing it on my chest as she now twisted my nipples. "You know, you would look so hot if you just let me wax your chest. A hairless chest is so sexy." "Never going to happen. There is no way you're going to get within a hundred yards of me with hot wax." "What would you say if I stopped waxing my pussy and let the hair grow out?" "Babes, I'd just munch through the hair until I found that clit of yours and the rest would be history," I said with a laugh. "Besides, with a full bush you couldn't wear that tiny thing you call a swimsuit. If it got caught between your lips, it would look just like a piece of dental floss in a jungle of hair." Life was pretty good after that night. She controlled her temper somewhat and we were both looking forward to our week off. If she just wasn't so damn bossy and did what I wanted we'd have no problems, well that's what I told her anyway. "Steve, you can't always be in charge, you're the one who wants this to be a partnership there has to be some give and take." "Andy, you're right," I told her giving her a tender kiss. "From now on, it's going to be your job to give and mine to take, that'll works for me," I said running away as she started to chase me. The cabin was beautiful. It was on a lake and set in a ravine at the base of two tree covered mountains. The lake was clear enough to see the bottom, but the water was ice cold, way too cold to go swimming, for me anyways. Andy and I took the loft bedroom, Dan and Carol the one off the deck by the hot tub and Ken and Randy wanted the one in the back, something about her making enough noise at night to keep everyone up. "You guys want another beer?" I asked Dan and Ken. "Naw, Carol gets pissed when I have too much to drink before dinner," Dan said finishing up what he had left in his bottle. "How about you Ken?" "I'm ok, I'll nurse this one until the steaks are done. I plan on having a glass of wine later anyway." "Well I'm having another," I said walking back into the kitchen. "Steaks done yet?" Carol asked. "Not quite yet, give us about ten more minutes." "Tell Dan I don't want him drunk at dinner tonight," Carol said going back to making the salad. "Dan, the boss said to cut you off, no more alcohol for you buddy," I said in a sarcastic tone as I made the sound of a whip cracking. "I guess someone's a little whipped," I said with a laugh. "Steve, you're not even married yet, talk to me six months after your married; then I'll see how high and mighty you are." "Rhonda gave me all the pussy I could handle until I said I do, then it was if you don't do this, I won't," Ken followed up with. "I swear to God sometimes I think she says no just to piss me off, but if I get too upset, I don't get a whiff of it for a week or so." "Well that's not how it's going to be with me," I said pumping up my chest. "All right big guy, what are you going to do if she says no? Pout, yell, threaten to go out and get some strange stuff? I tried all that, nothing worked," Ken told me as Dan nodded in agreement. "Just for once I'd like the upper hand. I don't know what I'd do with it, but I'd just like to say when and how much for once," Ken said. "These three, along with the rest of the sorority, were thick as thieves in college. No one, I mean no one got in between them, they saw to that. Even before we got married, if they had something planned, I always had to change my plans; it sucked," Dan added. "Well, everything is almost perfect between Andy and me. She does have one flaw though, her temper. However, after the last time she exploded and booked for a couple of days I put my foot down. She's either with me or not," I said making my point. "Yeah right, she spent those four days with Rhonda and I," Ken said. "She said you were going to have to get on your hands and knees and beg her to come back. You're saying that didn't happen?" "Ken, I told her that if she left again, I was going to pack her shit up and send it to her. The apartment is in my name so I wasn't leaving. You just have to be firm with them and not take their bull shit." "Spoken like a true single guy. Wait until she says you can't go to the land of milk and honey, you'll change your tune," they said now laughing at me. "Aren't you guys done with those steaks yet?" Carol yelled out the door. "You burn them I'll have your ass Dan," she yelled. "See what I mean?" Dan said giving her a mock salute. I think I drank mine and Dan's share of the beer that night. Rhonda cut Ken off at two glasses of wine with an evil look when he went for glass number three. Andy had two glasses herself and I noticed that Carol and Rhonda were also feeling no pain. "You guys are in tonight," I said giving them a thumbs up. "Get them softened up in the hot tub and they'll be putty in your hands." After dinner I was the first one in the hot tub beer in hand. Carol and Rhonda joined me shortly there after and after ten more minutes the rest joined us. The water felt great and with the sun setting behind the mountains, it was just like being in one of those travel brochures. "I'm going to the kitchen, anyone want another glass of wine or anything else?" I asked. Rhonda wanted another glass and Dan started to ask for another beer before Carol gave him the look. "Screw them all," I said as I brought back Dan and Ken opened beers, a full bottle of wine and extra glasses. I handed everyone their drinks and filled the wine glasses and made a toast. "To good friends," I said touching everyone's glass. Needless to say, by the time we got out of the hot tub no one was feeling any pain. Dan and Carol were playing footsie under the water and were the first to leave. I had to tell Ken and Rhonda to get a room. I thought they were going to do it right in the hot tub for a while, which left Andy and I alone. "Sir did you get me drunk so you could have your way with me," Andy said licking the rim of her wine glass. "Maybe you do deserve a little something for doing such a good job on those steaks," she slurred climbing on top of me and playing with my tonsils as I undid her tiny top. I'd never had sex in a hot tub before and it did have both advantages and disadvantages. I sat on the edge of the tub as Andy gave me a great blowjob and with Andy's legs over my shoulders I was able to give her a good tongue lashing while we sat in the tub. The actual act though left a little to be desired, we needed more lubrication. While I was in her it was great, put when I flopped out, it was a little dry getting back in. Finally I just sat her on the edge of the tub and pounded away as she wrapped her legs around me. As I've always said, where there's a will there's a way. Everyone slept in the following morning. I slipped back into Andy's pussy before she was fully awake and knocked off a chunk before breakfast. We took a shower, changed and went down to the kitchen. Since we were the first ones there, Andy made coffee and I started a batch of eggs and sausages. Within twenty minutes everyone was up, a few looking a little ragged. "Anyone up to climbing the mountain across the lake?" I asked. Both Ken and Dan said they were up to it but the girls just rolled their eyes and said for us to knock our selves out. I grabbed my camera with my long telephoto lens and we headed out. All right I'm not in as good a shape as I thought I was. It took us almost two hours to make it all the way up but it was worth it, what a view. I was cursing myself for bring my camera as it felt like it weighted a hundred pounds by the time we hit the top. "You guys get lucky last night?" I asked. "No luck involved. Carol was so blasted I don't think she even remembered doing it last night," Dan said with a smile. "Rhonda remembered," Ken told me. "We did it twice and she was sore as hell this morning. She said I was cut off for a couple of days or until she felt better, such is life," he told us. "Don't give her a choice, just put a little KY on your dick, spread her legs and go for it. What's she going to yell rape?" They both laughed at me. I then started looking through my camera lens, snapping picture after picture. About this time I'd wished I'd brought my wide-angle lens as I thought what a great picture it would be, the cabin, lake and the mountains behind it. That's when I lay on my stomach and zoomed in on the cabin. I could see the cabin, the deck and saw that the girls were in the hot tub. "What the fuck?" are the only words I could think of as I started taking picture after picture zooming in as close as I could. After about ten minutes, and about fifty shots later we headed back down the mountain. It took us a lot less time going down so much so that I ended up on my ass more than once as I found I was descending way too fast. "Guys, it's Miller time," I said as we made our way back to the cabin telling each other what manly men we were and that we deserved blowjobs for our effort. We all looked at one another and laughed. When we got back to the cabin, we all took showers after which I set up a round of beers. "To the toughest men around," I said as we toasted each other chugging the first beer as the women looked on. "To the hottest and most beautiful women a man could ask for," I said taking a big swallow from my second beer. "Just what the hell are you guys doing?" Andy said with the other two women behind her. "Just relaxing for a minute before starting up the grill. I thought we might grill the salmon and the potatoes tonight." "If you guys keep this up, you're going to be hammered long before we eat," Andy said in a tone I recognized only too well. "Well I hope not, because I'm hopping for a lot of loving tonight after what we accomplished today," I replied in the same tone. "Keep this up mister, you'll be sleeping by yourself on the deck," at which time both Rhonda and Carol backed her up as the guys started getting more than a little grief. Who Ever Said Love was Easy? "Honey, why don't you get me and my friends another round and we can discuss ramifications at a later date," I said with a huge smile on my face. At that point Carol and Rhonda started in on Dan and Ken about acting like a bunch of college jocks and that if they thought they were going to get away with it, they had another thing coming. "Everyone relax," I said out loud as the girls started yelling at their husbands. "Dan get three beers out and I'll be back in a minute. Girls, come with me and I think we can clear up this whole mess," I said motioning them upstairs to Andy's and my loft bedroom. They started in on me as soon as I closed the door. I let them bitch and whine as I got out my camera and plugged it into my computer. "Ladies shut the fuck up." I said to three stunned women. "Tonight your each going to make love to your husbands like it's your last day on earth and for the rest of this vacation you're going to make him feel like he's died and went to heaven; do you understand me?" I told three women who looked at me like I had lost my sanity. "You see if you don't I'll just show the this," I said as I turned my laptop screen around and started flipping through pictures. The first pictures were the ones I took up on the top of the mountain. They were non-descriptive scenery shots but soon came the ones of the cabin and finally the ones I'd zoomed in with the three of them in the hot tub. The next sound that was heard was that of three lower jaws hitting the floor. Let's just say that they were a little bit more than friendly with each other. Kissing, fondling, licking and most of all, a lot sucking was going on in that hot tub. "I was the only one looking through the lens but I did take about fifty pictures that I'm sure Dan and Ken would find very interesting, wouldn't you agree? So like I said, I think you owe them more than a good time for the shit they've had to put up from you two ladies for the last couple of days. I don't give a rats ass what you guys do on your own, but if you don't want me to give them each a copy of this cd the last five days of this trip better be something out of their wildest fucking dreams." With that I down loaded the pictures to my home computer and put the card back in my camera. "Ladies you have two loving husbands waiting on you," I said walking out of the room saying to myself, point, set and match. "Guys, just a little misunderstandings, now where are those beers," I said clapping my hands together and rubbing them. The guys were looking at one another and watching the stairs leading up to my bedroom waiting for their wives to come back down. About five minutes later, three reserved women came down and walked into the kitchen. "What did you say to them?" Dan asked. "I told them that they were lucky to have such wonderful husbands, to ease up on you guys a little and to just go with the flow while you were up here. They all agreed they've been a little bitchy and are going to try their damndest to so you how much they really appreciate you," I told them with a shit eating grin. About that time the three of them walked in carrying a glass of wine for them and a beer for their husbands wearing their sexiest smiles. I just looked over at the two of them as their eyes lit up. Each wife sat next to her husband and for the next five days, besides eating together, I hardly saw either couple, but I did hear them. That night Andy and I had the hottest sex we'd ever had. She did things to me that I'd only read about in Penthouse or Playboy magazines. When I finally cried uncle and finished my glass of wine, a reserved Andy put on one of my tee shirts and sat next to me on the bed. ******************** "I guess I owe you a bit of an explanation about what you saw today," she said avoiding my eyes. "I'm not gay if that's what your wondering, but I guess you might say I'm a little bisexual, not that there's anything wrong with that. Steve, it's just started back when we were all in college. After a night of little too much drinking and some piss poor sex we were sitting around in Carol's room. She was complaining that her boyfriend sucked in bed. He had a big dick but thought that's all he needed to be a good lover." "He just won't listen to what I tell him," a perturbed Carol said. "I like kissing and foreplay and need to be heated up and have my juices flowing before I take on something that size; but I think he's just too damn dumb to understand," Carol said taking another swig of her wine. "Andy come here and I'll show you what I mean." "Steve, we were drunk, feeling no pain and I guess more than a little horny. Like I said, Carol called me over and took her top off." "Andy feel these breasts, their soft right? Here, let me show you how I like it," she said taking my shirt off now. "Slow, easy and tender, that's how I like it," she said rubbing my breasts looking at Rhonda. "And my nipples aren't like knobs on a stove, they like to be rubbed and kissed," Carol said now rubbing my nipples and finally kissing each. "You see that, Andy's nipples are already hard and I haven't even done much to them yet," she said now licking my right one as I closed my eyes. "She played with mine, I in turn played with hers and we were just enjoying the moment as we both got really wet. I was fingering myself when Rhonda came up next to me and put one of her hands down my pants." "Here, let me show you the difference between how a guy does it verses a woman," she said smiling as she worked my clit and fingered me. "With Carol now sucking my nipples and Rhonda working everything else, my body erupted about five minutes later. Carol's lips went from my nipples to my lips as I kept climaxing; it was wonderful," I said now sweating. "We spent the night drinking and satisfying each other and as they say, in the morning reality hit. We talked about it, sober this time, and none of us regretted what we'd done. We didn't make a habit of it, but every once in a while we'd relieved the built up stress as we called it. We compared it to women who used vibrators and dildos to get off. We hadn't been together like that in well over a year, and with you guys gone, a little wine and a hot tub it all came together." ************************* "So, Rhonda and Carol didn't look at it as cheating on Dan and Ken?" "Well, it's not like they were fucking around on them with another guy, it was just a little girl girl activity." "I wonder what they'd say if they caught Dan and Ken doing a little boy on boy activity? It does less than nothing for me, but I don't think the girls would look on it as just a little diversion," I said trying to make my point. "Maybe Dan and Ken wouldn't care or would get turned on about it, but at least they would know about it. Doing it behind their back amounts to cheating, in my book anyway." "Well Steve where does that leave us? I can't say that I didn't like what happened but I'm far from being addicted to women. I love you and if you're not ok with it, it's not a big deal for me. I never want you to wonder if I'm going behind your back, I want, let me rephrase that, I need you to be able to trust me unconditionally," she said moving onto my lap and kissing me. "Babes, the biggest problem I have with you is not new. Unless you do something about your temper we're never going to make it. I'm just not going to put up with your out burst any more. Before you go off on me I want you to think before you open your mouth or react. If you feel you can't handle it on your own and need help, I'll even go with you; that's how committed I am to this relationship, but I won't get married until you do. We can deal with the your money handling issues and all the other bull shit items as they come up," I told her. By the sixth day, Carol and Rhonda were walking a little gingerly. I joined Dan and Ken on the deck just after breakfast. "You guys want to try and tackle another mountain this morning?" I asked. "Hell yes," they both yelled. "If me climbing one mountain turned Carol on that much, I can only imagine what she'll be like after I do another," Dan said smiling ear-to-ear looking back at the women sitting in the kitchen. "I don't think I've had this much sex since our honeymoon." "Shit Dan, I didn't get this much even on my honeymoon," Ken added. "Steve, I don't know what you told them, but we're both indebted to you." "Like I said, I just told them how lucky they were to have you, just don't get a big head and ruin it for yourselves. Treat them like you'd like to be treated and if they start to get bitchy again, just remind them of the great time you both had up here; that should do the trick. So if we're going to do this. Let's get our asses in gear. We told the girls we were going to attempt the other mountain this morning. They just looked at one another and then us as we got on our hiking shoes before walking out the cabin door. "Steve, you're not taking your camera with you this time?" Andy asked me. "Naw, been there done that and anyway do you know how tough it is to climb down a mountain with a hard on? I almost fell down the damn mountain last time. So, have fun, enjoy yourselves and we'll see you guys in a couple of hours," I said kissing Andy on the cheek looking at Carol and Rhonda. Resting on the top of the mountain, we all wished we'd brought a few beers. "I'm going to hate to leave tomorrow," Dan said out loud as he looked up at the sky. "This is by far the best vacation I've ever had." "Mine to," Ken added as he chewed on a blade of grass. "I wonder how the girls are making out,' he said with a laugh as he looked at Dan. "Maybe their relaxing in the hot tub again, you know chewing the fat," he said as they both laughed now looking at me before stopping." "Son of a bitch, you guys know don't you?" "We've know for years," they told me. "We caught them one night a couple of years ago when we went out to a basket ball game. We got a flat tire and by the time we'd gotten it fixed the game had all ready started. We came back and found them on the pool deck fooling around. We snuck back out after watching them for a while and went out for a few beers. I had a security system put in last year, and now when they do it again I'll have it on tape," Dan told us. "And you guys don't mind?" "Mind hell, I thought I'd need surgery to remove the smile from my face after the first time," Ken said laughing. "We figured you didn't have a clue especially after watching you look through your camera last time. We put two and two together after the girls came out of your bedroom and their personalities did a one eighty. They don't think we know do they?" "I told them that if they weren't nice to you, I'd show you guys the pictures I took." "Must have scared the shit out of them," Dan said with a laugh. "If they only knew." "So what are you going to do Steve? As you can see, we're not going to let the cat out of the bag especially after your little talk with them. Hells bells, if Rhonda get's on her high horse again, I'll just tell her that you mentioned something about vacation pictures; that should shut her up," Ken told me. "As long as it only with the three of them I'm not going to do a thing. But if they decide to branch out I'm not going to stand for it. Besides, I'm also getting the best sex I've ever had with Andy and I sure as hell don't want to give that up," I told the two of them. We laughed and made a pact that under no circumstances were we to let the girls know we were on to them. And that if it happened at Dan's house again he'd make a cd for each of us. We took our time walking down the mountain and when we hit the cabin we found that the girls had already started lunch and had a cold one waiting. "How was it?" they asked. "A little harder than last time, but well worth it," I told them. After lunch I grabbed Andy and asked if she'd like to share my shower. The guys told me to get a room and the girls said it was more information than they needed but they all gave us the thumbs up. It's really hard doing it in the shower. We almost fell a couple of times but eventually succeeded with Andy propped against the back shower wall with her legs around my waist. We finished in bed with me tagging her from behind. Both exhausted we lay down next to each other. "I kept them away as long as I could today," I told her. "I hope it gave you guys enough time," I said avoiding her eyes. "I wasn't sure how you felt about it, until you said what you did just before you left. I told the girls that you'd never tell Dan and Ken unless they started treating them like shit again. And Steve, I don't plan on making it a monthly affair with Carol and Rhonda, maybe once a year or so to renew our friendship so to speak. So big boy, you want to hear about what happened while you guys were gone?" "Not on your life. Fantasy is a whole lot hotter than reality, for me anyway." I said kissing her again. That night we made love once more. It wasn't a screaming, tearing down the wall paper session more like two people trying to be one. However, sneaking down to the refrigerator to get what was left of the wine, I did hear a lot of moaning, groaning and screaming from the other two bedrooms though. The eight-hour drive back to civilization was quiet as almost everyone dozed on and off the whole way back. You'd think they hadn't got a wink of sleep last night, and maybe they didn't by the sounds of it. A couple of weeks after our return Andy thought she had the flu because she was throwing up and just feeling a little off. Andy was getting irritable again and I thought I'd have to take a cattle prod to her. She was waiting for me when I got home Thursday night. A half empty bottle of water in front of her and she looked like she'd been crying. "All right what did I do this time? What ever it was, I'm sorry and I'll never do it again," I said trying to break the ice. "It's not you, it's me," is all she said. "All right, I forgive you for what you did and you don't even have to tell me what it was," I said as she started crying again. "I just don't want you to hate me, that's all." "All right Andy, enough beating around the bush, what the hell did you do?" "Some how, some way I got pregnant on our vacation. Don't ask me how because I still don't have a clue how it happened," she said looking down and now twirling her water bottle. "And you want to do what?" "I plan on keeping the baby and I want us to get married. I know we're talked about it and this throws a monkey wrench into our plans but if you don't want to, I'll understand. It's my problem and I don't want you to say down the road that I trapped you by getting pregnant," said a teary eyed Andy. It was a long night with a lot of talking, soul searching but no alcohol, for her especially. I knew what I wanted to do from the get go but wanted to know how serious Andy was and if she was willing to finally grow up. "Saturday September twenty-third I said," looking at a calendar "What's the twenty-third?" "It's the first day of fall, an easy day to remember for a wedding anniversary." I guess she was overly tired and her brain wasn't firing on all eight cylinders because it took her almost a full minute to understand what I'd just said. "Holy shit, do you really mean it? You won't be sorry, I'm going to be the best wife you ever had, I mean have," she said as she babbled on before jumping up to kiss me. "Now can we go to bed and get some sleep? You're going to have to take better care of yourself and there going to be a few changes going forward, but we can talk about those later. Right now I want to close my eyes," I said taking her by the hand back to our bedroom. She stuck to me like glue for the next two nights almost as though she was half expecting me to back out. We talked about money issues, her temper and our upcoming wedding. As I said, time will tell just how much Andy has and will grow up before the wedding and the birth of our baby. I did however joke around with her one night asking her if she was positive it was my kid. "Let me put it to you this way, the only other two I've been with couldn't handle the job, so unless our baby comes out with latex rubber flowing through it's veins the kid is yours," Andy said smiling as she tossed him a bright red dildo.