6 comments/ 50512 views/ 3 favorites The Husband Diet Challenge Ch. 01 By: razorlyt Hi. My name is Rick. I've been married to my wife Marie for almost 22 years. Over the years, like any married couple, we have had our ups and downs, but one of the downs has finally come to a boiling point - my weight. As a result, I'm celibate till at LEAST next Friday. Please allow me to explain. When Marie and I married, I was almost 24 and she was almost 23. I was 5'9", 178 pounds, and she was 5'8", 110 pounds. I was very active in sports (competitive racquetball and softball), and stayed in shape fairly easily. We were married almost 10 years before the first of our two sons were born. Eight months later, along came the second. Now before you ladies start thinking I'm a TOTAL pig - our children are adopted, and an incredible blessing. At first, being a father had no negative impact on my weight. The gym had a child care center, after all. But when the oldest turned five (seven years ago), things began to change. I became a COACH, and my waistline has never been the same. I began coaching baseball and football and later added basketball. I love coaching, and enjoy the time spent with not only my boys, but other peoples' children. I also started my own business about three years ago (great timing - thank you, recession), and I work or coach exceptionally late. My weekends are eaten up with church and games (we had three basketball games and a baseball practice today). Also, because of practice, we often do not eat dinner until 8:00 PM or later. The end result? Marie is a stunning 44 year-old (and she does nothing more than walk the dogs), weighing 120 pounds. I am a disgusting 45 year -old, tipping the scales at a HORRIFYING 252 pounds. Needless to say, Marie's enthusiasm in bed has waned as my waistline has expanded. Unfortunately, she is an amazing lover, so my appetites for her have increased over the years. Therein lies the rub. I had had enough of a diminishing sex life, so I talked with Marie about it the other day. I asked her what it would take for our sex life to improve, and she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You losing 50 pounds." I thought about it, and we talked some more. The result, the challenge you will see unfolding in this blog space. I will update this page weekly, after my weigh in. We have established a set of rules, and a point and reward system. Read on, ladies, and maybe YOUR husband will fall in line later. Wade through it and your hubby might lose the lard! The Rules 1. Marie may do whatever she wants for herself sexually, whenever she wants, without my attempting to make her feel bad about it in any way (hey a dildo is better for our marriage than a boyfriend). My involvement is at her discretion. No pain or other people are the ONLY exceptions. 2. If I try to properly redeem points (the points system is listed below), she may downgrade the request at her discretion, except on Saturday night. 3. If I ask for a level 1-3 reward, I must follow through with it, regardless of whether it has been downgraded (Thank you to the article, "The Perfect Handjob" on Literotica.com). 4. "Payday" is Friday. Points will be tallied, and only THOSE points will be available until the following Friday. 5. Any unused points go into a savings account for envelopes. They may NOT be forwarded to the next week. 6. Three envelopes will be available, redeemable with 600, 800 or 1000 savings points each. Only Marie will know the contents. 7. Marie may award bonus points - at her discretion. 8. Unauthorized activity (such as masturbation) will be charged as a level 7 reward. 9. If level 7 points are not available that week, the negative balance WILL carry forward to the next week. 10. The rules may be adjusted from time to time, with any inequities being resolved in Marie's favor. How I earn Points Food Points Regular Coke or Sweet Tea (-50) Fast food or pizza (bad kind) (-25) Dessert (Sugar) (-50) Diet Soda (-25) Dessert (Sugar Free) (-25) Horrifying (i.e. - Cici's) (-20) Alcohol (-20) Really Bad Protein (-10) Bad Starch 0 Bad Protein (Fried or extra fat) 0 Healthy Protein 5 Healthy Starch 5 Fruit or Veggie 5 **** Activity Points Sleep less than 6 hours (-10) Sleep 6 - 8 hours 0 Sleep 8 hours 5 Quiet Time 5 25 push ups & 25 sit ups 10 Walk in the woods with Marie 10 30 Minutes Cardio or Power Walk 30 Weight Lifting 30 1 1/2 hours yard work 50 One hour racquetball 50 Body Pump or Jam 50 I get a 20 point bonus for each pound lost during the week and pay a 20 point penalty for each pound GAINED during the week. Here is my reward chart...the first payday is NEXT Friday (ACK). # (Activity, Points, When Redeemable) 1 - "You're on your own" (40 Points / Anytime) I have permission to masturbate. 2 - "I'll lend a helping hand" (60 Points / Anytime) Marie might verbally encourage me or add a squeeze here or there. 3 - "You'll be SORRY!" (80 Points / Anytime) Marie has a knack for handjobs that leave my balls totally empty and my cock RAW for a day or too. 4 - "Roll of the Dice" (120 Points / Fri, 8 PM - Sun, 5 PM) This is a fun game - to keep the flow of THIS list, the roll chart is listed after number seven. 5 - "You better do it right" (160 Points / Fri, 8 PM - Sun, 5 PM) I actually get to have intercourse with Marie! This activity becomes available anytime AFTER I lose 25 pounds. 6 - "Is that your BRAIN on the floor?" (200 Points / Fri, 8 PM - Sun, 5 PM) I get one of Marie's AMAZING blow jobs that she doles out with an eyedropper. She gets to choose the ending. This activity becomes available anytime AFTER I lose 35 pounds. While we are on the subject of oral sex, please allow me to digress. Ladies, why is it you quit giving oral after we put a wedding band on your finger? Do you want to know the number ONE reason men stray? I just told you. Ask your man. I PROMISE he will agree! 7 - "You should BE so lucky" (250 Points / Fri, 8 PM - Sun, 5 PM) The one thing she does less often than GIVE oral is RECEIVE it, so I have to earn the privilege. This activity becomes available anytime AFTER I lose 50 pounds. Here are the rules for the "Roll of the Dice" game mentioned as number 4 above. We put it in so there would be SOME wildcard activity (we do like to have fun occasionally). We borrowed it from a tease and denial site and adjusted some things. You will notice that not ALL the rolls are husband friendly. This is simply to make the game more intriguing and keep me from "bargain shopping" with a roll of the dice. It's a SIMPLE game. For 120 points, I get one roll. The number I roll is followed by her automatic response. 2 - "Sorry Charlie, You just spent 120 points for NOTHING!" 3 - "Well at least I'll watch. Need some lube?" 4 - "It's not what you think. You get to watch ME have fun, and that's all!" 5 - "How about a nice lapdance followed by a helping hand? Two songs only, please!" 6 - "Ooh, BAD roll. I'm going to take as long as I like to take you to all the way to the edge and NO further. You cum, you owe me!" 7 - "Lucky number seven! I was in the mood for a 69 anyway!" 8 - "You get to use your legs, but only from behind (I stand, she lies face down on the bed)!" 9 - "Ride 'em cowgirl. I'll even wear the boots and hat, but you BETTER last at LEAST 8 seconds!" 10 - "Have a seat in that chair and I'll sit in your lap!" Trust me when I say that she has MASTERED the technique. 11 - "How about a really nice hot oil massage with some form of happy ending? We'll see what I'm in the mood for." 12 - "Fetch me a beer and attach the ties to the bed. You're gonna remember tonight for a long time. I need some inspirational literature! What was the name of that web site? "Literotica.com?" Sadly, all of this will PROBABLY work with me. It is day one, and I DID get my run in, as well as my quiet time. I HAD to have a diet coke, though. If form holds for the evening, it will be a 50 point day. If this plan interests you, please send me a note and I will GLADLY send you the excel spreadsheets. Talk to you next week! The Husband Diet Challenge Ch. 02 Day Eight (248 Pounds) Well, I survived week one. It was tougher than I thought it would be. Marie held up her end of the bargain, and I only had some "issues" down there a few times. Marie gave me a "good-by blast" before we started, and missed and opportunity. I lent her a helping hand for about 20 minutes, and she was very happy. Then she started in on me. Feeling her pleasure actually gets me really close all on its own, but she doesn't always get that. She started on what we would call a level three reward that took so long I reached over to start on another round for her. I got my hand slapped for the effort. She took about a half an hour teasing and tormenting me with her hands, all while kissing my mouth, ears and neck. The ache in my groin was exquisite. Then she stopped. Marie then missed a serious negotiation opportunity, because I would have agreed to ANYTHING she wanted for her to continue. Fortunately for me, she only paused for about 60 seconds, grinned, and went back to work. Finally, she stopped again and told me I would have to do some work myself. I reached down, and she pulled my hand away. She told me to fuck her hard, and rolled over on her side away from me. I think I lasted about five strokes. I came so hard I still get hard thinking about it a week later. "That was your last freebie, Husband. From now on, you have to earn me," she said as when kissed me good night. Truthfully, I should have been earning her all along. That's what makes this experiment exciting for me. I Corinthians 7:4 says, "The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does; and likewise also the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does." I've done a lousy job of taking care of a body that does not belong to me, but to Marie. Shame on me. I managed to lose four pounds, largely due to a LOT of exercise and NO sugar or alcohol. I also managed to go two whole days without a diet coke. I managed to accumulate 300 regular points and 80 bonus points. A 95 point day on Thursday helped me recover from Wednesday's -5. I got cardio AND weightlifting in on Thursday. Overall, I lifted weights twice, got three full cardio workouts, two walks with Marie and one round of extra sit ups and push ups. I sacrificed 5 points by getting out of bed and staying up too late Tuesday night because I would rather take the 5 point hit for not sleeping enough than the 250 point hit for unauthorized activity. She was SO warm and soft! If you're thinking "This sounds too easy," I need to give you some history. I have lost 3 - 5 pounds the first week of ANY diet I've ever taken seriously. It will taper down to 1 - 2 pounds rather quickly. I'm in a bit of a pickle regarding what to do with my new found wealth. I'd love to roll the dice on the first day, but frankly, I'm afraid I won't last two minutes. Maybe I'll ask for a three tonight and roll the dice tomorrow night. I would LOVE to put 80 points in savings the first week. The envelopes are VERY attractive to me. We shall see how the evening develops. Day Nine (248 Pounds) Well, I finally got to spend some points last night. I went with a level three reward for 80 points, and was, for the most part, VERY pleased. The ONLY down side was that she said I had not yet done enough to earn touching HER most private areas. I really wanted to spend 160 points on a level five or roll the dice for 120, but I was afraid in my sexually frustrated state I wouldn't last more than a couple of minutes, which would have disappointed us both. It's now Saturday, the ONE day of the week where the rules tip in my favor (she can refuse no legitimate reward request on a Saturday). I'm SURE she's thinking I'm going to ask for a level six or seven, or roll the dice for something exotic, but I just want and need HER in a horribly ordinary and desperate way. I plan on doing ANYTHING I can to please her today (yard work, dishes, whatever), then begging for a level five. Wish me luck tonight. Day 11 (246 Pounds) The Rules Have Been Adjusted Marie is happy with the weight loss, but not real happy with all the gamesmanship involved. So we have changed a few rules. We moved the weight loss bonus and penalties to five pound increments. The result was I lost 80 points for this week and will gain 100 next week (I've lost six pounds so far). We removed the "weekend only" rule for rewards 4 - 6, and the "no downgrade" rule for Saturday night. This takes the pressure off of Marie to perform "on cue." We also removed the level seven reward from the chart. She can have me go down on her anytime she wants as long as she wants, as often as she wants anyway, regardless of my point total (based on rule 1), so why should I pay 250 points to do it when she's NOT in the mood for it. Heck, if work and children didn't get in the way, I'd follow her to work and hide under her desk waiting for the opportunity. I know, that makes me pathetic. But she tastes SO good! Finally, we had a discussion about rewards. She was under the impression that I wanted all rewards to be about me. She now knows that is the FURTHEST thing from my mind. I'd like all rewards to be "up to and including" and reciprocal in nature. She likes that idea better. She and I have pledge a minimum of ten weeks to this project. My guess is if I lose 25 pounds, she will want me to continue. She says she likes the project, once she gets past the fact that I'm paying her for sex (albeit with fictitious points). Off to the gym! Day 13 (244 Pounds) I Spent My Last 60 Points for the Week Last Night... ...and I guess the good news is I had them to spend. In some ways, a 40 or 60 point expenditure is worse than nothing. I had 60 points left last night, and could have chosen either a level one or two reward. I opted for level two. When Marie asked for a refresher on what a level two was, I told her I was supposed to do the vast bulk of the work on her and on myself, and she was supposed to lend a helping hand here or there. She decided to NOT downgrade me (thank GOD), and we went on with our evening. We got in bed about 10:45, and I went to work. We had not been making out more than two minutes when there was a knock at the door. Our youngest was hungry. OFF to the kitchen Marie goes, and I wait. Marie got back in bed, and we started over. JUST as things were starting to heat up again, "knock, knock." It was my turn, so i asked her to keep things going without me. She gave me a quick, hard slap in the groin to help me be able to put my pajamas back on, and off I went. The problem? Ants. He couldn't show me the ants, but wouldn't go back to bed, so I took the time to get him settled on a sofa downstairs. I got back upstairs, and could see through the covers that Marie was in fact working on it. I raced back to bed and pulled out the small vibrator I had tucked under my pillow (her ONLY adult toy, and joined in the fun. All was going great till I left it inside her and she got over-stimulated. That was a showstopper. We regrouped, and eventually got her over the dam. She had been helping me out a little before the break in the action, but afterwards, I was all only my own. I eventually finished, but it was kind of hollow. I DON'T do that hardly ever, and it was disappointing. This morning at breakfast, Marie asked me what was going through my mind while I was finishing up. One of the kids walked in right then, so I e-mailed her when I got here. The contents of that e-mail are pasted below... Random thoughts that WERE running through my head last night in bed.... "Is that Michael knocking on the door AGAIN?" "Oh great -- I ruined it for Marie -- AGAIN!" "Does this count as 40 or 60?" "Michael?" "If I had just drunk one fewer diet cokes last week, this would be an 80!" "GOSH I love my wife!" "Michael -- go AWAY!" "Wow she has soft skin. She feels AMAZING to the touch." "If I had drunk three fewer diet cokes and gotten ONE more workout in, I could be inside Marie right now -- LOSER. Which would you rather have, Marie or a diet soda?? I repeat -- LOSER." "I hope Marie feels the need when I don't have any points the next couple of nights. I'd LOVE to help her and get nothing in return. Lord KNOWS she's done it often enough for me." I will write chapter three next Wednesday. The Husband Diet Challenge Ch. 03 Wow, some of you really seem to have strong opinions on our little project. Thanks for reading, whether you like the plan or not. I have received NUMEROUS e-mails asking for the spreadsheet, and have sent it to all who asked. This is certainly not a path I would recommend to everyone, but so far it is working for me. Day 18 (242 Pounds) So far, I have only spent 80 of my 480 points this week, despite three nights in a hotel suite. Allow me to explain. Marie was feeling a little bloated Thursday, but we didn't think Mother Nature's little bill was coming due for a few days. We were WRONG! And her period is really more like an exclamation point. So, the menu is rather limited this week. Also, the trip we are on has been tiring for a couple of reasons. First, our trip was to Atlanta, and Michael's basketball team had a tournament in Knoxville. We left him at home in Nashville to ride with his teammates and went to Atlanta to check on Marie's mother Friday. On Saturday, I drove to Knoxville to watch Michael's games and bring him back to spend Easter with the family in Atlanta -three hours each way. I got about five hours sleep each night. The second reason the trip is a challenge is its true purpose. Marie's mother is 85, and is one of those rare people who pretty much gets to pick when she dies. She is on dialysis, and is struggling with a plethora of other, chronic conditions that make her quality of life very low. She can end it all in a matter of 7 - 14 days simply by stopping dialysis. She is planning on doing just that at some point in the fairly near future. To say Marie and I have both been preoccupied with her mother's condition would be an understatement. Please keep the situation in your thoughts and prayers. This trip has been a nightmare in the diet and exercise department. I did not made it to the gym Saturday OR Sunday, and only got a walk in on Friday. Andrew's team ate EVERY meal at BoJangle's, and the breakfast at the hotel was a full buffet, not to mention Easter dinner at my mother's senior citizen community. I'm determined, though. I'm on my way to the gym. Talk to you soon! Day 22 (240 Pounds) Week Three Wrap Up I finished the third week of the challenge yesterday, and week three WAS in fact a challenge. As I mentioned earlier, our Easter weekend trip was a diet and exercise disaster. However, I got back on track (for the most part) on Monday. I asked if I could spend 200 points Tuesday night, and Marie HINTED at downgrading to make me beg. It worked. She asked me what I wanted and I kind of mumbled something about spending 200 points. She asked again, and I said it a little louder. She asked again (all while torturing me with her fingertips), and I finally said "your mouth." She said I didn't seem quite needy enough, so I started pleading for a blow job. She finally relented, and tortured me with her mouth for about 30 minutes before finishing me with her hands. Marie came up behind me in the kitchen Wednesday night, wrapped her arms around me and whispered, "Was it worth 200 points?" "Every last one of them and then some," I replied. "No regrets?" "Nope - you were amazing?" "I was thinking maybe you'd have to try it again and see if I could improve." "You just don't want me to have any envelope points." "Me? Never!" she said with a grin. I meant to spend 80 points last night, but she didn't seem in the mood, and I didn't want to get downgraded. Exclamation point week is over, so I'm thinking about spending 160 tonight or tomorrow night. We'll see what the evening holds. I'll talk with you soon. It's time to go to the gym. As always, your suggestions and comments are welcome! The Husband Diet Challenge Ch. 04 Oops, I did it again. I was trying to be cute and encouraging, and it has come back around to bite me in the balls (I wish). Marie has been a real sport, even though this project REALLY isn't her cup of tea. She wasn't sure about some of the rolls of the dice, so I decided to throw it back in her lap and give her a reward for doing it. I was trying to be cute and fun, so I sent her the following letter. April 15, 2010 Mrs. Marie Hammer XXXXXXX Elementary School XXXX School Road Anytown, TN 373XX Dear Mrs. Hammer, Thank you for your participation in my weight loss plan. I know this sort of thing isn't exactly your cup of tea, but the results DO speak for themselves. I have now lost 13 pounds in 27 days. In the interest of making things more interesting, I am voluntarily lowering exercise point values beginning Friday, April 16, 2010. Body Pump or Jam, previously 50 points, will now only be worth 40. 30 minutes of cardio will now be worth 25 instead of 30, and a walk in the woods with my lovely wife and the hounds of heck will now only be worth 10 points instead of 15. Additionally, I would like to ask your help in a little survey. Please fill out the survey on the next page and get it back to me at your leisure. In return for your help, I am including a denial certificate. You may use it ANY time in the next week, provided I have asked to spend points. You may use it matter-of-factly and instantly (You want to spend points? No) or in any manner and timing you may deem more creative. If you deny immediately, I keep the points I was willing to spend. The closer you get to my spending plan for the night, the more points disappear. Have fun! Your Loving and Obedient Husband, Me Dice Game Survey Please fill in the blanks below. For 120 Points Roll Response 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 For 90 Points Roll Response 1 2 3 4 5 6 Here is the certificate. It is not formatted due to the restrictions of this blog. Certificate of Appreciation Presented to Marie Hammer For Survey Participation Good for one Denial Valid 4/16/10 – 4/22/10 Certificate not required for redemption – feel free to shred or frame. I mailed it to her care of the school last Thursday, and she received it on Friday. She told me she had not yet had the time to complete the survey, but she would. In fairness, she said didn't want me to be able to roll the dice this week anyway. Explaining that I had already rolled the dice twice in four weeks, and that was probably enough. We went out late last night, and while we were talking in the car Marie brought the conversation back around to my letter. "I don't think you need to lower your points for exercise, Rick," she purred. "Really? Thanks! I was a little worried about that part of the letter," I stammered in reply. "No, no, no, silly," Marie interrupted. "I think we should just raise prices. I want you to think I'm worth the extra points." She now had my complete attention. We started negotiating in the car, then arrived at the show we were attending. She stroked my thigh throughout the show, occasionally grazing her fingers over my crotch under the table. I was hard the better part of the two hours. On the way home, the teasing and negotiating started in earnest. "How about 220 for a blow job and 180 for sex?" I suggested. "we could leave levels 1 - 4 alone." "Silly man," Marie cooed as she lightly caressed my balls. "I was thinking more along the lines 350 and 275. And everything else needs to go up too. Instead of 40, 60, 80, 120, how about 80, 120, 160 and 200?" "But I'm only earning about 400 points a week!" "I know," she whispered as she gripped and pulled them down gently. "I can't go for that. I'm afraid I'd cheat on points and jack off in private." "Hmm, we'll see." We made it home, and I took care of all the "putting the house to bed" chores. I grabbed her the beer she had requested and headed upstairs. I made it to our bedroom and Marie said she was done with the bathroom if I wanted to brush my teeth. I went to do it, and when I came back I knew I was in for a bumpy ride. Marie had changed into her red camisole with the white hearts on it, had left her jewelry on and added her spiked, white, 4" heels. The mango candle and the light trickling in from the bathroom gave her an incredible glow. She half laid on the edge of the bed with her long, thin, sexy legs crossed and grinned. I started towards her and she extended her heel to my chest. "Too many clothes," my tipsy wife slurred. "Take some off. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, STOP." Marie had timed her countdown so I was left in only my boxers. I headed towards her again and again met with a spiked heel. "Slow down. Fetch me that beer and put some music on," she said. I made great time despite the instruction to slow down. Finally, I came back to the edge of the bed and the legs uncrossed. Marie reached up and pushed me down to my knees by my shoulders, placing my mouth somewhere between her breasts and her neck. She tilted my head up and gave me a long, deep kiss. School was out. I caressed and nibbled on her gorgeous 34A tits for a VERY long time, and then worked my way down her body to her thighs. She was wetter than I had ever felt. I worked her clit with my fingers while I kissed and licked everywhere around her love mound. Then I worked my tongue in where my fingers had been. It was heaven for me and she purred like a kitten. After a while, Marie pulled me up and kissed my deeply. She lay back on the bed and said, "If you make me cum, I'll ride you HARD." I love a challenge, so I went to work down low with my left hand and used my right hand and mouth up top. It took a while, but Marie eventually came in a wave with my hand inside her. My favorite sound in the world is my wife having an orgasm. When she was done with her own orgasm, Marie wasted no time, pushing me over on my back and immediately straddling my body in the 69 position. Now I was the one moaning. She positioned herself so that my arms were pinned under her calves and kept moving her ass so her sweet fruit was either just reachable with my tongue and lips - or not. All the while she was nibbling on the tip of my cock while caressing my balls with her magic fingers. It was agony and ecstasy at the same time. I loved what she was doing to me, but I wanted to taste her juice so badly I was salivating. Finally, Marie tired of licking and sucking, and sat back on my mouth full force. I lapped furiously for the two seconds she was there - drinking all of her juice I could get. Marie got off of me and then flipped around to straddle me with her sopping wet sex. She teased the tip of my cock with her slit, and then PLUNGED down on it fully. She started with slow, deep strokes, and I started counting. At ten I started counting out loud. At twenty, Marie said, "Stop counting." "But I'm going for 100," I protested. "You stop, or I will," she countered. I stopped counting (out loud anyway). The final tally? 105 before I started cumming, and 137 before I couldn't take it any more and begged her to stop. She finally did somewhere around 150. She then leaned down and said, "Now, was that REALLY only worth 200 points?" "No," I groaned. "I was thinking 500." "I don't have that many. How about 240?" "Someone doesn't want that to happen again." "260?" "Higher." "275?" "Higher." "300?" "Sold!" I woke up this morning with a hot blonde in my bed, a raging hard on, and only 110 points for the rest of the week. Under the new points system, I could only get a hand job for the rest of the week, and THAT would only leave me with 10 points in savings for the week. What had I done? We got up, went to church, came home, and headed out for our walk, which offered the opportunity for us to talk. "Honey," I started. "Last night was amazing, but 300 is a little much for anything when I'm only averaging 420 points a week. I was going to send you another denial certifcate for last night. Can I have my 50 points back and send you the certificate?" "No," she said with a grin. "You made the deal. I think I could have gotten you to 500." "Well, only if you'd started the negotiation BEFORE I came." "A tactical error I fully intend to rectify next time," she giggled. "Ok, I'll give you back your precious 50 points, but the denial certificate has to be good for two weeks AND you have to clean my car this afternoon." "Done," I said, relieved to have the points back. Now I have 160 points left. That's not enough to get between her gorgeous legs again this week (unless she relents and lets me roll the dice), but at least I can get one of her incredible hand jobs and still put 60 points in savings. Here's hoping she needs my help at some point this week! As usual, your ideas and comments are always welcome.