0 comments/ 90489 views/ 28 favorites Scoliosis Effect By: PAPATOAD Thanks to the knee doctor for editing help and medical tech support. There is no sex in this story. Sorry. I hate my life. My wife is a shrew and my daughter is her clone. My son was so disgusted with my refusal to deal with any of it, that he left home as soon as he was eighteen. He knew what was going on, and wanted no part of it. My daughter knew what her mother was like, and decided she wanted to be just like mommy. I pitied my daughter's poor husband. I knew I made a mistake before my first wedding anniversary. Mildred seemed to think she was more attractive than she really was, and was constantly flirting to reinforce her self-image. The trouble was, it didn't stop at flirting. Apparently, she didn't think there was anything wrong with screwing other men, as long as I didn't know about it. The big trouble was, I always knew. For twenty-six years, I have known, and for twenty-six years, I have said nothing. I guess it is easy to see why my son left. The big question is, of course, why didn't I leave? I wish I had a good answer. I didn't like what my wife was doing and I didn't condone it. I was just too lazy, or complacent to do anything about it. I was getting my meals cooked, my laundry done, and my house cleaned. Mildred never denied me sex, and often initiated it. She was a nag and a real bitch, but I had learned to tune it out. I believed that I had no alternatives. Unfortunately, I was an average type of guy. My hair was receding a little, I needed bifocals, and I was about twenty pounds overweight. The extra weight wasn't muscle, just belly flab. I was in the same job for twenty-six years also. It was boring, and I was at a dead end, career wise. The young kids were smarter than me and had more ambition. I worked just to put food on the table. I had no savings, no retirement plan, and the only insurance was what the company offered. We never even bought a home. We rented our house from my wife's brother. My future was as bleak as my past. Life sucks. Mildred held up a little bit better than I did. She did some kind of exercises on a regular basis. She also watched her weight better than I did. She had to stay in shape, so she could pick up guys. Now I don't want to make things sound worse than they really were. Mildred was not going out and constantly picking up guys to have sex with. She was discreetly having affairs. It was only one guy at a time, and maybe only one or two different ones each year. I don't know if they ended up dumping her or vice-versa. I really didn't care. At least she had the decency to never bring them to the house. I never had any interest in other women. I did get hit on a few times over the years, but I just laughed it off. I was sure they would have been disappointed if I had responded to their flirting. It seemed like too much trouble to me. My daughter, Julie, was married to a milk-toast type of guy. Who am I to throw stones? She probably picked him, because he reminded her of me. Shortly after the wedding they had twins: beautiful little girls. They were adorable, but I couldn't help thinking they would end up like their mother and grandmother. What a shame. The only high point in my life was my secretary, Joyce, and our company mail boy, Rodney. Joyce wasn't actually my secretary, because she took care of six reps in the office. I just felt like she took better care of me than she did the other five guys. Rodney was my ray of sunshine. I liked him because he had a good attitude. He never complained about anything and always had a smile for me. I don't know if he aspired for much, career wise, but he seemed to enjoy what he was doing. Joyce and Rodney were pretty close around the office, and always seemed to be sharing gossip and some type of daily joke. I looked forward to spending my day with them, as much as I looked forward to getting away from my wife. Joyce and I had been working together for thirteen years, and I still didn't know much about her. The two most important things that I did know were that she was single, and she hated my wife. I never got too nosy about the reasons behind either one of those facts. Things got interesting one day when my daughter, Julie, barged into the office to announced that she had just enrolled the twins in a scoliosis research study. It seems that both of the girls had slight curvatures of the spine. Since genetic scoliosis is hereditary, several groups had obtains big government grants to study how it is passed on from generation to generation. She carefully explained how it can affect the heart, as well as other medical problems, some life threatening. I could tell that she was extremely concerned. Part of the research involved studies of the genetic backgrounds of the family of the test subjects. Julie very proudly presented me with a small padded envelope that contained a small plastic bottle, and instructions on how to spit in the bottle, and put the cap on. I always thought they used cotton swabs and took samples from your cheek. The envelope was pre-paid and pre-addressed. All daddy had to do, was follow the instructions. She thanked me for agreeing to help, and she left smiling. "What did the spawn of the devil want?" Joyce was bringing me a fresh cup of coffee as an excuse to pry. "She enrolled the kids in a scoliosis study of some type and needs my DNA. You shouldn't speak so harshly about my wife." "I thought you did those DNA tests four or five years ago." "I did. It was through the company medical program." "Weren't those tests good enough?" "They don't even know I did them. I was just checking to make sure the kids were mine, before I made out my new will." "I can understand why that would be a concern." Joyce had a big smile on her face. She seemed to get great enjoyment out of insulting Mildred, every chance she got. "Well, don't keep me in suspense. Are you the father or not?" "Julie and Jason are both my children. What more can I say?" "With luck like that, you should play the lottery." "There is nothing wrong with Jason. He was just fed up with the whole situation, and pissed that his dad didn't make it right. Joyce. You have to stop putting Mildred down all the time." "Sorry boss. I just can't help myself. Are you going to pee in the bottle?" "It's spit, Joyce. They want me to spit in the bottle." As if on cue, Rodney walked into the office, with the daily delivery of mail and memos. Joyce's eyes lit up. "Rodney, baby you are just in time. John needs you to spit in this bottle for him." I think Rodney was just as surprised at Joyce's remark as I was. I realized that this study was important, but all of a sudden what Joyce said seemed like a great idea. I handed Rodney the vial, and Joyce and I both watched as he carefully put his DNA inside. "The label on the bottle says, "John Ritter". I don't mind doing this as long as you two guys keep me out of trouble." "No way, Rodney. John and I will make sure you don't." Joyce dropped the bottle into the envelope and sealed it. "I'll see that this gets in the mail today boss." She was smiling ear to ear as she walked out of my office. Rodney looked perplexed. "You know she is sweet on you, Mister Ritter." "What?" "Joyce always says nice things about you and I see her looking at you when you don't notice. She said a couple of times that she wished you weren't married." I always thought of Joyce and me as friends, but I never considered that she was interested in a different type of relationship. I was flattered by what Rodney said, and I realized I was smiling to myself. Joyce would make a hell of a better companion than Mildred. I decided I better pay more attention to what was going on. "Thanks for the help Rodney. I'll see you again this afternoon." Things went on as normal for the next few weeks. I was trying to be a little more attentive to Joyce after hearing what Rodney said. I thought it was odd that my secretary had a higher opinion of me than my wife did. For the first time, in my married life I was seeing some reason to consider a divorce. I have always been very complacent about my marriage. The more attention I paid to Joyce, the nicer she was to me. I liked that arrangement. On Friday afternoons, I usually tried to sneak out of work a little early. No special reason, just something I started to do years ago, and saw no reason to stop. No one ever seemed to complain. I got home, plopped myself into my easy chair, and heard my wife and daughter arguing in the kitchen. It was evident that they had no idea I was home. It was a strain, but I was able to pick up bits and pieces of the conversation. "No, Julie, I have no idea who it could be. I was sure it was your father." "My father? Damn it, Mom. This is not my father." I assumed at this point she had gotten the DNA results back and was holding them. "I have no idea who my father is, and to make matters worse, my own mother has no idea who he is." There was a lot of mumbling and confusion when both of them were talking at the same time, but I could still get some of it. "They can't even put a name to this DNA sample. It is not in any database of any type. If you can't help me, who the hell can?" I was getting a kick out of hearing my daughter brow-beat her mother. Paybacks are hell. It would have been nice to get all of the conversation, but I had to be satisfied with a portion of it. For the next few minutes, I could not make out what was being said. The last thing I heard was something about another test on Tuesday morning, and the door slamming as Julie left. Sooner or later I would have to tell them the truth, but for now, I was savoring the moment. Well that was really exciting and the highlight of my week. Joyce would be ecstatic when I related things to her Monday. I was a little disappointed that I would have to wait till Monday to tell her. After supper, Mildred announced that she had to go see one of her girl friends, who was having personal problems. She didn't know how late she would be, and told me not to wait up. I doubted that she had any girl friends with personal problems, but thought it was a great time for me to go see Joyce. "John, what the hell are you doing here? You should have phoned first. I look like shit." "Sorry. I couldn't help myself. I thought you might want to know how your little trick with the DNA sample played out." Joyce looked good. She had on sweat pants and a pullover shirt. It was the first time I had ever seen her without make up, and she looked pretty good. I was wondering why I hadn't noticed how attractive she was before. I had seen her everyday at work, but I never really looked at her. "Do you want coffee or a beer?" "I'll go for the beer, but if I have more than three, I won't be able to drive home." "Okay. I'll make sure there are at least four in the frig, maybe six." "Six beers and I'll fall asleep." "Don't worry. I got a big bed." Damn, if Joyce wasn't hitting on me. I didn't come here for that. I just wanted to gloat about the situation between my wife and my daughter. Joyce was looking to get me in bed, even if I was drunk. I am a pretty poor drinker, mainly because I don't do it enough. We started off talking about the DNA trick and laughed about the results. After that, the conversation drifted all over the place. In three hours, I had all the beer I could handle, and I was feeling no pain. Joyce convinced me that I could not drive home. We finally ended up in bed. I got my first blowjob in eight years, and was more than happy to return the favor. We screwed twice that night, and once the next morning. When I got home, Mildred was still in bed. I kicked off my shoes and lay down on the sofa. The next thing I remembered was my wife shaking me. "What are you doing down here? Go up and take a shower, and if you are still hung over, use the bed. If you are going to go out drinking, at least learn how to do it properly." Mildred could not imagine that I had spent the night with another woman. She assumed that I had gone to a bar, got drunk, and staggered home. I found the whole thing to be hilarious. I knew that I would be doing it more often from then on. Since it was Saturday, there wasa lawn to be mowed and cars to be washed. I worked the entire day and felt great. It was as if a whole new world was opened up to me. I could see now, that I no longer had to be resigned to a life of humiliation and nagging. I had no trouble at all imagining a life without Mildred. I had no trouble imagining a life with Joyce, and decided the next time that I saw her, there would be no more than two beers. I thought the weekend would never end, but Monday did eventually arrive. Joyce was all smiles and looked better than ever. We decided that we were going to be real cool around the rest of the staff. It worked until Rodney came in. I guess he had a sixth sense about things, because he immediately knew that something was different between me and Joyce. He didn't say anything, but just looked at both of us with the biggest grin you ever saw. We both gave him a big grin back, and he knew for sure. I think it made his day. No one else in the office had a clue. From the conversation between Mildred and Julie, I figured something was going to happen on Tuesday morning. Joyce had Rodney spit into one of the little cups from the drinking fountain. I carefully put the nasty thing in the top left drawer of my desk. I pinched the sides of the cup to form a funnel. At about ten o'clock Mildred arrived unexpectedly, or so she thought. Joyce politely escorted her into my office and left the door open. "John, there was a problem with the DNA sample that you gave Julie two weeks ago. She needs another one. I brought one of the bottles with me. Do you mind?" "Of course not. What was wrong with the last one? It didn't seem that complicated." "I am not sure, but the sample got contaminated somehow, and it could not be used. It will just take a second." Mildred handed me the bottle and sat waiting for me to spit. Just then Joyce stuck her head in the door. "Mildred, if you have your parking ticket, I can validate it for you." While Mildred rummaged through her purse, and handed Joyce the ticket, I quickly filled the bottle from the cup, without looking. I held the bottle up to my mouth as my wife turned her head back towards me. I was as slick as a Vegas magician, as I put the lid on, and handed it back to her. I have to admit, there was no doubt, it looked like I had spit in the vial. "Here you go." Joyce said as she handed Mildred the validated ticket.and went back to her desk. Mildred smiled as she took the bottle and dropped it in the envelope. The inside of my desk drawer was a mess. My secretary and I spent the rest of the afternoon giggling like school children. Joyce did not complain as she cleaned my desk drawer. Joyce and I got together several times over the next few weeks, but never over night. Mildred thought that I was becoming a drunk, spending all my spare time at the local bars. I didn't see any reason to let her think otherwise. On some nights when I with Joyce, we didn't have sex, we just talked or watched a movie. When we did have sex, it was great. I always drank at least two beers, before I came home to Mildred. It was a Wednesday morning, when my son-law, Wilber Connor came to my office. "John, you have to help me? I am going nuts. Between Julie and you wife, our home has become a battle zone." "Hold up a minute, Will. What the hell are you talking about? What kind of battle?" Wilber was nervous. He was my son, but we had never really had any kind of father to son discussion. He was always a little reserved or stand-offish. It was a struggle for him to come to me with this conversation. I didn't want to do anything to discourage him. "They have been constantly arguing about the DNA tests that Julie needs for the scoliosis study. Thank goodness I am at work most of the day." "Can you be a little more specific?" I quietly turned the intercom on, so Joyce could listen in. "I don't know for sure, but it appears that neither one of the DNA samples that you turned in matches up with Julie's or the twin's. This has upset Julie tremendously. She has always thought that you were her biological father, and now she is not sure. If I am getting into a sensitive area here please let me know, Mister Ritter, and I will stop. I just assumed that you were aware of some of this stuff." "Don't worry about it, Will. I am just interested in what is going on. I hate to admit it, but I had some suspicions myself, over the years." It was a lie of course, but he didn't need to know that. "Julie had forced Mildred to get DNA samples from three other men. None of those samples matched up either. Of course this has caused Julie to go ballistic. She has accused her mother of being a slut, who slept with so many men that she can't remember their names. Mildred was actually in tears the other day." "I have to agree, that sounds pretty bad, Will. You don't know who the three men are that she got the test for, do you?" "Sure." Wilber pulled a small piece of paper out of a folder and handed it to me. I gave it a quick glance and recognized two of the names. "The really bad part, Mister Ritter, is that Julie never asked me to give her a sample for the tests. From the conversations, I figured out it had something to do with spitting in a bottle. I never did that. I got to look at some of the papers, and they show my DNA and state that I am the father of the twins, but I never gave a sample. Something is not right." I had to laugh to myself at the irony of it. I was trying to deceive them about being Julie's father, and Julie was hiding the fact that Wilber was not the father of the twins. My daughter was worse than her mother. I felt bad for Wilber, but he was in the same boat as I was. "Wilber, are you happily married to my daughter?" "Honestly sir, no. I think I made a big mistake, but I don't know what to do about it." "Look at me, Wilber. I made the same mistake twenty-six years ago and did nothing. Do you want to end up like me?" Wilber said nothing. He knew what the answer was, but he didn't want to answer the question because he didn't want to hurt my feelings. "What is it you want me to do for you, Will?" "I guess nothing. I just needed somebody to talk to. You always seemed like a sensible man. If you have any ideas, please let me know." I only thought about it for a few seconds. I leaned over my desk and looked my son in the eyes. "Run, Wilber, run!" I don't know if he was relieved or crushed. He got up, smiled, and shook my hand. I got the feeling I would not see Wilber Connor for a while. Good luck to him. "John Ritter, you are the biggest damned hypocrite in the whole world. How can you give advice like that to your son, when you won't even follow it yourself?" Joyce seemed to be a little upset. "You are right. You are so right. I admit it. I wish I had someone like me to talk to?" "Well, talk to me. I'll give you the same advice you gave to him. I have watched you for the last thirteen years, and have never understood why you continued to allow yourself to be shit on by that harpy. If there was ever a good time for you to do something, this is it. John Ritter, you have one week to make a decision, or I am out of here." She never slammed my office door before, but she did today. I got the feeling she meant business. Ralph Geiger and Jerry Trammel were two friends of the family. I understand now that they were better friends of my wife, than me. Those were the two names on the list from Wilber that I recognized. I had no idea who Raymond Stanford was? Joyce had cooled off, and wandered back into the office with a fresh cup of coffee. She didn't apologize for what she said, but at least she wasn't brow-beating me any more. I didn't need two women doing that. Scoliosis Effect "OK John. Who are the guys on the list that your son gave you?" I slid the piece of paper across the desk to her. "Two of them are old family friends and the third guy, I don't know." "What do you want to do?" "Would it piss you off, if I said I didn't want to do anything?" "Yeah. I don't expect you to go out on a vendetta or anything, but I do expect you to get off your dead ass and do something. After thirteen years, I finally got you to notice me, and I don't intend to back-slide. If you don't come up with something, I will." Dinner that night was stressful. I could tell that Mildred was bothered about something, but she was not sharing it. We struggled through the meal with very little conversation. Actually, it was better than the normal talks we had. She had no smart-ass remarks to make, when I excused myself to go down to the bar. This time, I actually went to the bar and I got really sloshed. Things were back to normal at work the next morning, until Rodney came in. He dropped the mail on Joyce's desk, and then came into my office and handed me a brochure. The look I gave him promoted an answer. "I gave one to Joyce, too. Since you guys both like to travel, I thought you might be interested in this." He was smiling again as he left the office. Well, I took my turn smiling when I looked at the pamphlet. It was for a four week, tractor-trailer driver's course that gets you a Commercial Drivers License. Joyce walked in snickering to herself with the course information in hand. "Where does Rodney come up with this crap?" "That's not fair, John. I don't think it is crap. In fact, I think it looks interesting." "You are out of your mind. I can't see either one of us doing this, let alone, both of us." "I do. In fact, I think I look pretty good in jeans." "You do, but what does that have to do with this?" "Well, I can't wear a skirt and drive a big rig, can I?" The conversation continued for almost an hour until she finally wore me down. Joyce and I both took the afternoon off, and two hours later we were enrolled in the Lehigh Institute Drivers School. Both of us had plenty of vacation time and sick leave accumulated, to finish the course and still keep our jobs, if it didn't work out. Things at home that evening were less than pleasant. Wilber had left Julie for unknown pastures. I was proud of the boy. For some reason, Mildred thought I had something to do with his leaving. I never denied it or confirmed it. I left for the local bar, and ended up at Joyce's place. Mildred was in bed when I got home. We were busy at work for the next few days. Joyce had to get a temp up to speed to cover the next month, and I had to reschedule and reassign my work, to make sure it got done. Joyce made me an appointment with a divorce lawyer, and physically took me there. I don't know what grounds the lawyer ended up using for the divorce, but she wanted the names of the guys that Wilber gave me. I told Mildred, I would be working out of the office the next few weeks. She didn't care one way or the other. Living close to the school made it an easy, daily, drive. There was a bad storm one night, so Joyce and I got to share our first motel room, rather than drive home. The four weeks went too fast. I was a better driver than Joyce, but couldn't touch her when it came to backing up and parking. We both ended up with our CDL and a few nice offers of employment. That night we took Rodney to dinner at the Outback. The more time I spent with Joyce the more time I wanted to spend with her. I had no idea that companionship could be so pleasant. I kicked myself for not making a move like this earlier. That night at dinner, I asked Mildred how the scoliosis study was going. I admit I was baiting her a little when I did it. The reaction wasn't exactly as I expected. Instead of getting mad and attacking me, she quietly got up, and left the room. An hour later, she told me she had to go see a sick friend. As she was going out the door, I decided to go see a friend also. I can't say it was a smooth transition, but a week later, Joyce and I were driving for one of the largest freight haulers out of Carlisle PA. Yes, I sneaked out like a thief in the night. I never confronted my wife about anything. I quietly packed and disappeared. The divorce papers were delivered the next day. I moved all my stuff into Joyce's house, and Rodney was more than willing to house sit and forward the mail, in return for free rent. I get to spend all day with Joyce, and so far, we haven't got on each other's nerves. I am sure we will have disagreements down the line, but for now, everything is fine. We are not planning on any kids, but if we do, I hope they don't have scoliosis. Wilber disappeared, never to be seen again. Julie was forced, by circumstances to move in with her mother. The last I heard, things were not going well. Joyce and I stopped to see Jason in Colorado a few months later. We got along better than ever. I think he was glad to see that I finally took some action. He and Joyce hit it off with no problem. To make things right, Jason promised to tell Mildred and Julie the truth about the DNA tests, when he went home for Christmas.