17 comments/ 130009 views/ 51 favorites Cuckolded by Our Landlord Ch. 01 By: cuckoldtony A long time ago I lived with my girlfriend Sally in a dingy flat above a small shop in a poky little town. We were both eighteen and loving being our own bosses, getting up when we liked, fucking when we liked and trying out all sorts of kinky new ideas. Inevitably we had our first argument not long after moving in. I ended up sitting on the bed fuming and feeling guilty, she ended up sitting out in her car and crying. The owner of the flat and the shop, our landlord Derek, was downstairs at the time doing whatever shopkeepers do, while his little wife served in the store. He was a pretty non-descript kind of guy, tallish, beer belly, balding, glasses and in his mid forties. Noticing that my girlfriend had dashed out to her car in tears he gave her a moment and then cautiously went over to see if she was ok. When she didn't really respond he opened the car door and got in next to her. She was slightly taken aback by this, but when he offered her a cigarette and some sympathy she soon relaxed and it all came tumbling out, how I was a terrible boyfriend and I didn't care about her etc. Gradually she calmed down and they got to chatting about other things, eventually he'd pretty much cheered her up. Sally was always a very chatty girl bordering on flirtatious although sometimes she really didn't realise that she seemed to be giving off certain signals. This was why, when our landlord leaned in and slowly ran his hand up her thigh she stopped chatting abruptly and ordered him out of her car. Sally and I settled our differences soon after and had some fantastic make up sex. Part way through she told me that our pervy old landlord had tried it on with her in her car and after relating the whole, although somewhat short, story I blew my load and spunked up her there and then. "Oh so you like the idea of that dirty old man feeling me up then do you?" she teased while I looked slightly shame faced. I have to admit I did like the idea although that kind of thing really hadn't crossed my mind up until then. Anyway she carried on teasing me along the same sorts of lines and I soon had another raging hard on (those were the days). We were soon fucking away like rabbits once more but this time she was constantly whispering into my ear all the dirty things she could imagine our landlord doing to her whilst she gently fingered my arse. As you can imagine all of this combined soon sent me over the edge and I emptied my balls into her one last time. Fast forward two weeks and I fucked up again, but this time it was serious. The door to the flat was also the back door to the shop and a condition of us staying there was that the door would be locked at all times with no exceptions. One day after a few beers with some friends I decided to go back have a bath and go out again for the rest of the day. Don't ask me why I didn't just stay out. Well anyway with the flat to myself, I fell asleep in the bath only to be awoken about thirty minutes later by a banging on the bathroom door. I jumped out covered myself up and opened the door to be confronted by our irate landlord. It turned out that while I was asleep a couple of my friends had wandered in via the back door and feeling hungry had started helping themselves to some snacks they found stacked up at the bottom of the stairs. I had forgotten to lock the door and upon discovery my friends had told our Derek that I had told them it was fine just to wander in and wait for me. Derek wasn't happy and told me that we had 24 hours to find somewhere else to live. I got angry back and said fine it's a dump anyway and it went downhill from there. Several hours later I'd cooled down and felt a right idiot, only now I had to explain to Sally why we had nowhere to live. When I did she went mad too, Sally got the bed that night and I got the sofa, next day we had to figure out where we were going to live. When next day came, we'd both calmed down and tried to come up with some ideas. In fact I was trying to work up the courage and figure out the best way to tell her my 'crazy idea that might just work' that I'd come up with during a sleepless night. "What the fuck are we going to do?" Sally moaned holding her head in her hands. I bit my lip, my stomach was churning and I felt incredibly light headed. It was now or never. "Well the landlord likes you doesn't he? Why don't you see if you can talk him round?" "Well yeah but what do you mean? The only time I really talked to him he tried to put his hand up my skirt..." my girlfriend stopped and looked at me, her face holding an expression I just couldn't read and still can't today when I picture that moment. "Just go and have a chat with him, you might get him to see reason I dunno..." I was backpedalling fast now and we both knew it. "Just fuck off and leave me alone for a bit," Sally lit another cigarette and I left her to it, heading to the bedroom to pack some of our stuff. About ten minutes later I heard her get up and walk towards the bedroom, but instead of coming in she turned off and I heard her walking down the stairs. My heart was thumping like a jackhammer and my stomach doing somersaults, I told myself she was probably just going to her car or something, but somehow I knew that just wasn't the case. I gave it a minute or two before creeping over to the bedroom door and sure enough I could just about make out voices downstairs. One was raised enough for me to know it was our landlord telling Sally that we had to be out this evening and that was that. The other voice I couldn't really make out but I knew it was my girlfriend trying to talk him round. Gradually the voices got quieter and quieter until eventually they both seemed to stop altogether. I crept back quietly, expecting Sally to come back up the stairs with bad news, but when she didn't come I got curious and peeped down the stairs. I couldn't see anything and still couldn't hear anything, so holding my breath I crept down the stairs to see what was going on. At the moment I poked my head around the corner at the bottom of the stairs I'm still amazed to this day they didn't hear my heart beating like a hammer, but to be fair they did seem to have other things on their minds. I could see straight into the stock room where my eighteen year old girlfriend was passionately kissing our fat, balding forty odd year old landlord Derek. He had pulled her skirt up at the back and had his hand inside her tights and knickers groping her arse and having a good feel around. The sight of this old pervert's hand in my young girlfriends knickers and the sounds of their lips smacking and squelching, Sally's little moans and our landlords grunts and heavy breathing gave me the fastest erection I think I've ever had and I'm surprised I didn't cum there and then. This carried on for what seemed like ages and I was spellbound, they still hadn't noticed me when Derek stopped kissing her for a second "Shall we go upstairs love?" he asked, my girlfriend just nodded slightly out of breath. They stood like this for a couple of minutes, my girlfriend looking up into his eyes as he looked down at her, her short skirt up around her waist with her tights and knickers pulled slightly down and his hand now moving rhythmically between her buttocks obviously fingering her. "Come on then," he breathed, pulling her forward into him and kissing her one more time. I crept as quickly as I could back upstairs and sat down in the lounge grabbing the first thing I saw to read which turned out was the microwave instruction manual. My hands were shaking when I heard two sets of footsteps on the stairs, my girlfriend give a little yelp and start to giggle uncontrollably. They'd stopped halfway up and I could hear the unmistakable wet sounds of them kissing passionately again. It didn't last long however and they soon appeared. Sally didn't look at me, she was holding Derek's hand and leading him towards our bedroom, her face flushed and her skirt and top pulled up indicating where our fat old landlord's hands had been. Derek stopped her for a moment and looked at the instruction manual I was holding in my clearly shaking hands, "You can stay, but on my terms. I'll be talking to you later," he growled. "Thank you," I barely breathed as I watched him turn back to my girlfriend and pull her in close to him, my cock was like an iron bar at this point. Sally moaned and they kissed deeply as he slid his hand back up her skirt and down into her tights and knickers again, kneading her arse roughly. Derek turned her round to me so I could get a good view of all of this, making sure that I knew what his 'terms' were. They broke off and Sally couldn't take her eyes off him while Derek gave me one last hard look before following my girlfriend into our bedroom still with his hand on her arse. They closed the door and I breathed again. To be continued... Cuckolded by Our Landlord Ch. 02 After the door closed behind my girlfriend and our dirty old landlord I sat frozen for a few minutes not really sure what to do. The spell was soon broken though by the sound of bedsprings. The rickety old bed made a real racket at the best of times, but by the sounds of it Derek had just sat down quite heavily on it. I moved quickly and as quietly as I could over to the bedroom door to see what else I could hear, the first thing I heard was Derek laughing. "He's listening at the door now, I can see his shadow." he chuckled, "I bet he's having a wank." Sally joined in laughing but the bed creaked again and her laughing was muffled and turned once more to moans, I could only guess but it sounded like they were kissing again and that he had his hand in her knickers. My stomach was in turmoil and my cock was raging hard, so I decided that I might as well play along and unzipped my jeans and pulled them and my boxers down to my ankles. Grabbing my cock I leaned against the door my ear pressed up against the wood listening in to the sordid sex session my eighteen year old girlfriend was having with our fat, balding forty odd year old landlord. "That's it love," he grunted on the other side of the bedroom door, "lick up the length and then suck it into your mouth...oh fuck that's it, good girl." I could hear slurping and sucking noises and moans from my girlfriend's throat as she sucked Derek's cock on our bed. He laughed again and she broke off giggling, "Sorry love my belly gets in the way a bit doesn't it?" The bed springs creaked more, and I guessed he'd lain down, "There you go, get this in your mouth," he told her. "Mmmm you dirty old bastard," Sally giggled before resuming the slurping and sucking sounds I'd heard earlier. I desperately tried to keep a slow pace to my wanking as I didn't want to cum too soon, but I was having a really hard time of it as I listened in. There was more creaking from our bed as Derek told Sally to move around a bit, "Hang on a sec let's get these off," I heard him say. A few moments later she gasped, "Oh fuck yeah lick my cunt." Then giggled, "Ooh that's dirty you can't lick me there! Oi! I didn't say stop!" They both broke into laughter again, then the sucking and slurping sounds resumed only broken by the creaking of the bed and moans of delight from Derek and my girlfriend. I didn't know how much longer I could last without cumming and it took a superhuman effort to stop myself when I heard Derek tell Sally to stop sucking. "I'm going to cum in a minute love, let's get it up you." Sally moaned and Derek grunted as I guessed he was manhandling her into position on the bed (I later found out he took her missionary on this occasion). "Oh fuck yes!" my girlfriend cried out as our bed springs started a fast rhythmic squeaking. Dirty old Derek was giving it to my girlfriend hard and fast and I couldn't hold out any longer. I grunted as I shot my load all over myself, the carpet and our bedroom door. I still remember it was one of the best orgasms of my life and I'm sure I nearly passed out. "Oh yeah, oh yeah," Sally was moaning breathlessly as Derek fucked her harder and faster, the bed springs groaning and squeaking in time and the headboard was beating hard against the wall. "Oh you dirty slut!" he cried out and the squeaking and banging rhythms briefly quickened to a frenzied pace before becoming erratic and finally dying down as our landlord cashed in on his end of the bargain by shooting his load up my girlfriends cunt for the first but far from the last time. I looked down at my cock to see that I was instantly hard again, but I didn't want them to come out and find me like this so I zipped up and cleaned up as best as I could, getting done just as Derek opened our bedroom door. He was shirtless, his big hairy belly hanging over his jeans which he was just zipping up. He shut the door behind him, "Sit down," he told me. So I did. I expected Derek to sit down too but he didn't, he stood over me a gloating look on his face. "Enjoy your wank?" he laughed. "Just make sure you clean up after yourself, I don't want your spunk stains all over my carpet." At this point he lit a cigarette. "Now you can stay, but as I said only on my terms. I'll be back to fuck your sexy little girlfriend again later when I've dropped my wife off home to see to the kids, so no touching until I've finished with her understand?" I nodded unable to meet his gaze and looking down at the floor. "Good lad, but it doesn't stop there. She's well up for it the dirty little slut." He nodded towards our bedroom door, "So I'll be up here most days and while I am and unless I say so, your bedroom is out of bounds, you understand?" I nodded again still unable to look him in the eye. "Right," he started putting on his shirt, "as I said I'll be back later to give her another good shagging, you never know we might even let you watch." With that he laughed and turned towards the stairs "See you later love!" he called to my girlfriend. She called out something back that I couldn't quite make out but Derek laughed as he climbed down the stairs. I sat there feeling an odd mix of emotions, I felt miserable, nervous, horny and sick all at the same time and didn't really know what to say to Sally when she emerged from our bedroom after the fucking she'd just had off Derek. When she did come out her face didn't really give much away, but her hair was messed up and she was wrapped in her dressing gown. "What you looking so miserable for?" she asked me as she lit up a cigarette. "We both got what we wanted." she fell back onto a chair and exhaled. "Did we?" I asked. "Yeah, you got to have a wank while you listened to me getting a good seeing to off some old perv and I got the best fucking I've ever had. He's a right dirty old bastard and he's got a lovely cock." I looked up to see her smiling to herself now, probably picturing that fat old bastard on top of her pounding his cock into her tight cunt, my cock twitched again it was still rock hard. She looked over at the lump in my pants, "See you fucking loved it didn't you? Derek said he might let you watch sometimes, imagine that." "So your'e going to fuck him again then?" "Yeah, he's coming over later to give me another good seeing to," she laughed. "What about his wife though?" I asked. "She does as she's told just like you. He said he might well fuck her as well in between he's a real fucking stud. Can't wait to get his cock up me again later." With that Sally stubbed out her cigarette and shuffled off into the bathroom, the door closed and I heard her singing as she ran herself a bath. She'd only sounded that happy once after I'd shagged her, now she was doing it the first time our fat landlord had fucked her and he was coming back later for some more. I just hoped they'd let me watch this time. Cuckolded by Our Landlord Ch. 03 A couple of weeks on and I still hadn't been allowed to watch Derek, our fat forty something landlord, fucking my eighteen year old girlfriend Sally. I was told to sit outside our bedroom door and listen as he fucked her every day and every night on our squeaky old bed. She'd lost interest in me sexually as well. We still cuddled and talked although I was a little awkward at first but I soon got used to the situation - mostly because I enjoyed it so much. Gone were the initial bad feelings I might have had, to be replaced with constant erections and an overwhelming horniness. I was looking forward to their sex sessions almost as much as Sally was, and she knew it. They did kiss in front of me though and Derek made sure I saw his hand up my girlfriends skirt as much and as often as possible. When this happened I was always spellbound, my cock threatening to burst out of my pants. One afternoon we were all sat in the lounge, me on the armchair, Sally and Derek on the sofa kissing passionately. I was watching his hand as it crept down her back slowly, lifted up her skirt and pulled her knickers to one side. Then he stopped kissing her and looked at me, my girlfriend nuzzling his neck and moaning. Reaching round with his other hand he pulled her buttocks apart, dipped his middle finger in my girlfriend's very obviously wet cunt and then pressed it firmly against her arsehole. Sally gasped and writhed, pushing her arse back onto his hand and forcing his finger up inside her. She was like a bitch on heat licking and sucking at our landlords neck and face, gasping and moaning and pressing her arse back onto his hand while he slowly but forcefully fingered her anus. All the while Derek looked at me, "I'm going to have some of this today and you're going to watch, understand?" I just nodded, watching his finger roughly loosening my girlfriend's backside. Derek turned his attention back to Sally and whispered something in her ear she gasped again then nodded still writhing on his thick finger. "Tell him," Derek ordered Sally. Amidst moans and groans Sally said, "Derek's going to invite his mate over and they're going to fuck me up the arse while you watch." Derek laughed and pulled his finger out of Sally's arse telling her, "I'll be back in a minute babe, just need to knock my mate up. Don't you fucking move sexy!" My girlfriend giggled and they kissed one more time before he left, then she lit up a cigarette and smiled slyly at me. "Make sure you've got plenty of tissues, you don't want to spunk on Derek's carpet or he might not let you watch again." I dutifully got up to get some toilet roll from the bathroom, while my girlfriend sat half naked smoking and giggling at me, but I soon found that there wasn't much left. "Why don't you pop downstairs and get some from his wife?" Sally suggested. I hadn't faced Derek's wife since he'd started fucking my girlfriend and I knew that she knew all about it. When I went downstairs into the shop she said nothing as I picked up a box of tissues from the shelf and put them on the counter. "Take them, they're free," she said barely looking at me. "Derek said he'd need some Vaseline as well so take a pot...here!" She plonked it on the counter in front of me. I mumbled my thanks and scuttled back upstairs just as Derek and his mate came in through the back door laughing. His mate Barry was about the same age as him but quite a bit bigger and a lot uglier, he had an enormous belly but looked like he could uproot trees with one hand so I was instantly wary of him. "Is that him?" I heard him ask Derek, who told him yeah and they both burst out laughing. They followed me up the stairs. My girlfriend Sally was standing waiting looking very flustered when I walked into our lounge, she ignored me and actually leaned to look past me to see who was coming up the stairs with Derek. I saw her sharp intake of breath when she saw Barry and could tell she liked the look of him, she later told me that she thought he looked dangerous and that really turned her on. "And this is our little slut," said Derek pulling Sally over towards Barry. "Hello love," Barry leered at her wrapping his arms around her, his hands heading straight for her arse. "Hiya," Sally breathed before her mouth was engulfed by Barry's. I watched as he snogged her forcefully and pulled her knickers down, kneading her buttocks roughly. My girlfriend just melted into his big burly arms as Derek reached across and grabbed the Vaseline out of my hand. He opened the pot and held it out for Barry who dipped his thick middle finger in with a squelch and taking a huge gob of it, rubbed it with a circular motion in to Sally's arsehole before pushing his digit right up her backside. "Oh God!" my girlfriend moaned between sloppy kisses. She wrapped her legs around Barry as he picked her up with one arm forcing her to sit back on his invading finger. He carried her like this into our bedroom with Derek close behind, but this time the door stayed open. I grabbed the tissues and tentatively followed then in. Barry was sat on our bed when I walked in, his finger still buried in my girlfriend's arse, Sally was facing him sat on his knee moaning as he sucked and licked at her neck and now naked tits. He'd already given her one love bite that I could see, it glowed red and angry on her soft white neck. Derek was watching and undressing casually, he pulled down his Y-fronts and his already hard cock sprang out and I could have sworn I heard it slap on his big hairy belly. He looked at me briefly and sneered, "Sit down in the corner, shut up and watch how real men do it." I did as I was told sitting in the corner as Derek walked around the bed to stand behind my girlfriend. I heard a zip being undone and saw Barry struggling out of his jeans, all the while still sucking on Sally's neck, then he fell back onto the bed with her on top of him and she cried out. I craned my neck to see and could just make out his cock driving into her wet cunt from beneath. Barry held open Sally's buttocks with both hands as Derek climbed onto our bed on his knees his throbbing cock in his hand. He picked up the open Vaseline tub, took a great glob of it out and proceeded to coat his shaft before lining it up with Sally's arsehole and leaning forward into her from behind. "Oh fuck ow, shit!" She cried out as Derek's considerable bodyweight carried his cock before it deep into my girlfriend's back passage, his big hairy belly resting on her back. They both began fucking her hard and fast, tossing her around like a rag doll between them, all the while Sally shouted and cried one moment begging them to stop the next pleading with them to go harder and faster. I pulled my iron hard cock from my pants and wanked myself off to the unbelievable scene in front of me. Not five feet away, two middle aged fat men were fucking my eighteen year old girlfriend, one in her cunt and one in her arse on our bed. I shot my load into a tissue just as Barry grunted and then bellowed, "Fuck you dirty little cunt!" I could see his body tense up as he drove his cock deep into Sally's cunt emptying his huge hairy balls into her. She gasped and moaned incoherently now her face buried in Barry's chest as Derek mercilessly pumped her arse from behind. Then it was Derek's turn, his head tipped back and he let out a long shuddering moan. I saw his buttocks clench as he ground his cock deep into my girlfriend's arse pumping huge loads of hot spunk deep inside her. After a few moments he pulled out of her arse with a pop, his cum covered cock trailing down her sweet teenage thigh. Sally lay whimpering and shaking as Derek beckoned me over to see the damage. Both her holes were dripping spunk, her arsehole wide open and an angry red. "Now off you go," panted Derek after I'd taken in what they'd just done to my girlfriend. "We're going to have some real fun with her now, and we don't want you interfering so you can fuck off out for a bit." I walked slowly out of the room in a state of erotic and nervous shock, looking back only when I heard Sally gasp to see Barry mauling her tits and biting them roughly. "Go on get the fuck out!" Derek barked, slamming the door shut after me. I heard a loud slap and Sally cry out and then moan, Derek and Barry were both laughing. That evening I got very, very drunk on my own in the pub not daring to go back until around midnight. The flat was dark when I eventually did get back and Sally was asleep in our bed. The room stank of sweat, sex and spunk. Resigning myself to another night on the sofa, I reached for my box of tissues. Cuckolded by Our Landlord Ch. 04 I woke up stiff in more ways than one the next day - I'd certainly have to try and make the sofa more comfortable with the amount of time I was likely to be spending on it from now on. Creeping into our bedroom where Sally was still fast asleep, I found her dirty knickers on the floor. I crept back out and went back to my sofa and sniffed them, enjoying the smell of her well fucked cunt and the crusty spunk stains that covered the crotch. Holding them to my nose I continued to breathe in the dirty smells of sex and wanked myself off as slowly as I could in my permanently excited state. I felt my cock twitching and slowed up a bit not wanting to cum just yet, but as my breathing grew more ragged the crotch of the knickers fell into my open mouth. That's when I got my first taste of spunk...and I was hooked immediately. I hungrily sucked at the crotch of my girlfriend's dirty spunk stained knickers and blew my load all over my hand and belly. Just then a click brought me back to reality, opening my eyes I saw Sally standing looking at me with a smirk on her face. "Cup of tea?" She asked laughing openly. "Yeah please," I mumbled looking everywhere but at her. "Only after you've cleaned up," she said. I made a move towards the tissues on the table but she stopped me. "Ah...ah...eat it all up like a good boy." I looked down at my cum covered hand and then back at her. "Come on you seemed to like the taste a minute ago." She smiled as she watched me tentatively lift my hand to my mouth and take a few small licks, God it tasted good, I quickly sucked and licked the rest up getting every last drop with my fingers and stuffing it into my mouth. "Derek said you'd like it, now we know that you do we might give you a bit of a treat later." Sally turned back to making a cup of tea and headed off for a bath soon after leaving mine on the side. I did my pants back up and took my tea wondering what the treat was. That evening was much like previous ones. I was left outside the bedroom door with my cock in my hand listening to the squeaking of our bed as Derek the fat forty something landlord fucked my eighteen year old girlfriend senseless. I timed my wank almost to perfection and came just as I heard Derek's quickened thrusts stop as he groaned and unloaded another wad of his hot spunk into Sally's cunt. I hungrily licked my sperm off my hand savouring it's delicious salty taste, but just as I was finishing up the bedroom door opened and Derek stood over me smirking. "Get in here boy," he growled. I stood quickly pulling my pants up from around my ankles and slunk into our bedroom. My girlfriend was lying on her back on our bed with her legs splayed wide and her glistening wet cunt hanging open. "Sally says you like the taste of spunk," laughed Derek. "Well there's plenty in there for you boy so get your tongue up her cunt and clean her out before I fuck her again." Sally just moaned gently and began to pinch and rub her nipples as I clambered onto the bed. I could smell her cunt from five feet away and now I'd got a bit closer I could see Derek's cum dribbling out from between her cunt lips and onto the sheets. "Hurry up we haven't got all fuckin day!" Derek barked. My cock was rock hard again by the time I got my head between my girlfriend's thighs. I breathed in the intoxicating smells between her legs and began to lap at her open hole. The mixture of Derek's cum and Sally's juices was the most amazing thing I had ever tasted and I lapped hungrily at her cunt. I heard Derek laughing behind me but I didn't care, Sally was grinding her crotch into my face and I was sucking all of his delicious spunk into my mouth and swallowing greedily. All too soon it was over Derek dragging me off the bed and taking his place between my girlfriend's thighs once more. Panting, I watched as he sunk his thick stiff old cock back into her loose wet cunt and started to fuck her with long slow strokes. Sally moaned beneath him still playing with her tits, begging him to fuck her harder and faster. Derek turned to me still pumping his cock into her, "There'll be another load for you in a minute, just you stand there and watch how a real man fucks your woman." With that Derek speeded up his pounding until he was hammering into Sally's cunt with hard skin slaps that rang around the flat. She moaned and whimpered as she was fucked hard into the spunk stained mattress still begging for him to fuck her even harder. "Dirty fuckin cunt," he growled and slapped her tits hard. "Oh fuck yeah," Sally gasped. Derek proceeded to slap her tits around as he fucked her hard and fast. I'd started to wank again and as soon as Derek noticed he stopped me. Reluctantly I let my hand drop from my stiff cock and watched him speed up to a frantic pace before groaning and thrusting his clenched buttocks forward as he spunked deep into Sally's cunt once more. After a few moments Derek pulled his softening cock out of her hole with a wet plop and I saw strings of his cum stretch and then snap as they fell back onto her well fucked lips. "Get over here," Derek panted. I moved back towards the bed and made for my girlfriend's cunt with my mouth but he stopped me with his hand, "No, wank yourself off and spunk up her." I didn't need telling twice, I grabbed my iron hard cock and wanked off frantically, the tip just a fraction away from her gaping crack. I knew Sally was watching me but I couldn't take my eyes of her spunk filled hole, my mouth watering in anticipation of eating Derek's cum again. The thought of that sent me over the edge and I shot my load into Sally's wide open cunt, squirt after squirt of cum disappearing into her pussy, the last one missing by a fraction and dribbling down onto her anus. "Now you can eat it," Derek laughed. I eagerly obeyed burying my face into her cum filled snatch, drinking down all the beautifully slimy hot sperm and covering myself in a thin sheen of spunk and saliva. I was in heaven.