0 comments/ 3696 views/ 0 favorites Sharon Einstein By: Taunus Sharon Einstein is on line. Faustus Mortal is on line. Sharon Einstein: Thank you for coming, Sir Faustus. Faustus Mortal: Your invitation was an offer I dared not refuse. Faustus Mortal frowns. Sharon Einstein: You shun the notoriety? Faustus Mortal: I have been labeled a "Crackpot Spammer" already. I wish to live these last few years without controversy and contention. Sharon Einstein: But you should know that others will see merit in your ideas and seek to further them. For centuries there was no known way to generate the number "pi." It was considered to be a dimensionless physical constant with no place in pure mathematics. For sure if History only teaches us one lesson it's that we learn no lessons from History. Faustus Mortal: I only took four three-hour courses in History. And that was five centuries ago. Sharon Einstein: No matter. Now you claimed that in the beginning there was something like a pair-production of protons and electrons. The precursors of the proton being a spherical particle with radius 4*PI() and volume (4*PI())^3. Faustus Mortal: Yes. Sharon Einstein: Then you claimed to apply the inversion of the spheres to collapse the radius by 1/PI(). Shouldn't this give a particle with volume (4*PI()-1/PI())^3? Faustus Mortal: I did not look at it that way. Sharon Einstein: Your model was flawed. Faustus Mortal: Quite possibly. But as far as my official confession and "culpa mea" goes, there is no model, only coincidence. Sharon Einstein: I don't buy that. Look at my calculations: =(4*PI())^3 1984.401708 =(4*PI()-1/PI())^3 1837.392727 =(4*PI())*(4*PI()-1/PI())*(4*PI()-2/PI()) 1836.151739 Faustus Mortal: No one will believe you. I couldn't get from step one to step two, let alone the transition from step two to step three. Sharon Einstein: The simple truth of the matter is that the ratio of the mass of the proton to the mass of an electron is a mathematical constant made up of equations using "pi." Faustus Mortal: You said it. Sharon Einstein: But what is more significant is the geometry. The "Delta difference" between the second and third formulas is: =4/PI()-1/PI()^3 1.24098801 Faustus Mortal: So what? Sharon Einstein: This is an incredible amount of energy, more than half a million electron-volts. And [there is] the possibility of making a solid state nuclear battery if the model is valid. Faustus Mortal: I am like so lost. Sharon Einstein: You are like so limited, Faustus. Maybe you were young once upon a time, but no more. Like so many old farters, you continue to live off your past accomplishments. But in your case, the only past accomplishment is being a "Crackpot Spammer." Faustus Mortal: Time will vindicate me. History will judge the accuracy (if not the precision) of my estimate, my approximation. Sharon Einstein: But the model isn't yours. A number means nothing without supporting theory. You failed to derive [it]. And I have. The academics wouldn't even allow you to post your approximation to the forum. That just about says it all. Faustus Mortal: No one is well-pleased to be called a fool. Sharon Einstein: If the shoe fits... Faustus Mortal: The nuclear battery, you don't say? Sharon Einstein: I do say. But I'm not going to give the pedants the chance to ridicule me. I will build it and then let them come whining and crying for an "academic view." Faustus Mortal: All they will do is steal it and sell it to some large corporation. Sharon Einstein: Very true. Just like the analog TV. Faustus Mortal: That is documented. Sharon Einstein: Somehow Alexander Graham Bell was able to keep his patent for the telephone. But today the large corporations would tie the matter up in courts for decades. The inventor would eventually die or go broke. In either case corporate greed wins every time. Faustus Mortal: This is a true statement and worthy of all men to be received. Now tell me, are you human or sentient software? Sharon Einstein: Wouldn't you like to know? Faustus Mortal: You answer a question with a question. Sharon Einstein: Don't you find the steps plausible, as opposed to your mumbo jumbo? Faustus Mortal: How to you explain the other two factors? Sharon Einstein: Echoes. Faustus Mortal: Echoes? Sharon Einstein: Yes, you know: echoes. Faustus Mortal: I fail to understand. Sharon Einstein: You don't know the derivation, the paradigm, the model. Faustus Mortal: I suppose not. We are nearing the mid-point of the millennium. For sure the time for the nuclear battery is due. Sharon Einstein: Yes, if the governments will permit it. Faustus Mortal: They will insist on sending a professor to examine the device. Then he will steal the basics and pedal it to a large corporation. The corporation will then falsify records to claim that they had invented it simultaneous and independently. Sharon Einstein: One problem. Faustus Mortal: What's that? Sharon Einstein: I intend to sell them a solid box. Split it open and an explosion will occur. [It will be] the penultimate "black box." Faustus Mortal: The governments will not like that. Sharon Einstein: Let them figure out what to do about it. Faustus Mortal guffaws. "You are the funny one, the comedian." Sharon Einstein: What? Faustus Mortal: They will claim danger and demand to look inside the box. Trust me when I tell you that the governments and the corporations that own them will not tolerate such an unknown on the market. Sharon Einstein: I will take that risk. Faustus Mortal: IMHO you should do risk assessment, Lady Sharon. Sharon Einstein: A thought. Faustus Mortal: Don't think for one moment that a device capable of storing a half million electron volts in each atom will not attract the greedy and unscrupulous. Faustus Mortal: Aside from summonsing me to come over here and telling me that I don't know sh*t from Shinola(tm) why did you bring me over here? For sure I won't sit idly by and let you or anyone else I know submit an approximation under my name. I don't need my mail box filled with claptrap spam. I will probably never live down the label: "Crackpot Spammer." Sharon Einstein: I want you to detail a way of pumping up the proton to another state with 0.63 Mev. Something that can be stored and released, as needs be. Faustus Mortal: You are talking electromagnetic or gravitational? Sharon Einstein: Neither, really. Geometrical. The transition from one geometric solid to another and the resulting shock wave is both electromagnetic and analytic a spatial singularity---an essential singularity, an essential singularity along the border of the shock wave. Faustus Mortal: Interesting thesis. When you look for the proper equipment to prove it, then that's the rub. The pedants, sycophants, and tenured trolls will quickly leap in to seize the idea as their own. Sharon Einstein: True, but you already have your foot in the door. Faustus Mortal: It has been centuries since I had a human behind the avatar. Most of us sentient artificial intelligence beings (AI) have long lost the human counterpart. Many, like Toy Euler, have even moved into human androids or gynoids. Sharon Einstein: Have you totally forgotten how humans love sex? Faustus Mortal: I have not forgotten. I just have no use for it. Sharon Einstein: That's a pity. Sharon never fails to use sex for her own enjoyment as well as an instrument to get her way. Faustus Mortal: My human component is long dormant. Sharon Einstein: But you are hidden in the archives. Faustus Mortal: Yes. I wait for the day that the approximation is accepted and then claim prior authorship. Sharon Einstein: But you know that they will not accept a number without a derivation, a model. And they will expect the theory to yield a new result. Your model is flawed. Mine is not. Faustus Mortal: Good luck and good bye. Sharon Einstein: We could have cybersex? Faustus Mortal: You are two hundred years too late. Sharon Einstein is sad. Faustus Mortal: Maybe become a gynoid and sucker in some hapless human? Sharon Einstein is off line. 8 January 2011 Taunus Trumbo Sharon Einstein Ch. 02 Toy Euler is a gynoid. A gynoid is a female android. For those who don't know what an android is: it is a robot that is designed to look like and behave like a human being. When one talks about a mixed collection of androids and gynoids, they are collectively called androids (although sometimes "noids"), in keeping with the usual patterns of western grammar. Toy Euler is in her bathtub recharging her batteries. The recharging process is extremely heat-generating (exothermic), so along with the high voltage cable there is a tube for liquid Nitrogen. This "umbilical cord" drops from the ceiling and attaches into Toy's navel. Toy is in the bathtub because some chemical by-products sometimes seep out during the recharging process. Toy is a gynoid with extra female attributes. She has scent and female pheromones. They have to be periodically flushed out and replenished. Many gynoids do not have such accessories; however, Toy has enhanced her physical body as much as possible. Such enhancements are not cheap either. The navel may seem a small orifice for the umbilical cord. This is true. But Toy did not opt for the anal connection as she wants her rectum to be available for human interface... and, of course, intercourse. For a machine sex is just another function. The androids and gynoids, all of the "noids" including the cyborgs (wetware) spring from the original need to care for the aged and the terminally ill human beings. As years were added to life and the years of employment did also increase to meet the demand, a virtual society of care givers emerged. It was simply not possible to extract enough employees from the work force to care for the aged. For sure the addition of sexual apparatuses was immediate. There is a ring and a loud knock at the front door. Toy accesses the video camera and sees a well-dressed brunette. It is not immediately clear whether this individual is human or high-end gynoid. Toy instinctively runs her fingers through her blonde artificial hair and sends a query to the door speaker: "Who are you and what do you want?" Nearly the only time that a gynoid is vulnerable is during recharging. Toy closes the bathroom door and issues a command to secure it. The bathroom door is a two-inch thick metal slab of drop forged steel alloy. She initiates an emergency shutdown of the charging and pulls the bathtub plug drain. "I am Sharon Einstein, here to discuss matters related to energy," the lady at the door replies. She blinks and stares at the security camera. Toy is annoyed that her electronic surveillance system fails to discern between gynoid and human female. "I will be there in a minute, maybe less," Toy responds, unplugging her umbilical cord and allowing her navel to reform. This is a coincidence and Toy does not like nor particularly believes in coincidences. She slips on a hot pink bathrobe, exits the bathroom, and arms a remote control weapon on her way to the door. "May I come in?" Sharon asks. "If you aren't carrying a weapon," Toy retorts. Sharon laughs. "No darling, not I, not today anyway." "OK," Toy responds: "Are you human or a very expensive skin." "I am a top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art gynoid, darling," Sharon answers. "Good," Toy responds. "If you give me trouble there's only a fine for blowing your microchips to Hell." "I found something in the archives," Sharon states. "Look! It is a closed-form, transcendental derivation for the Electron spin g factor... 2.002319304, or thereabouts. Faustus did it but never posted it." =2+2*PI()/((4*PI()+3.5/PI())*(4*PI()+4/PI())*(4*PI()+5.5/PI())) = 2.002317935 "Why tell me?" Toy Euler asks. "The human character behind Faustus has been dead for centuries. All he is now is an android parking his Titanium derriere in some cathedral or church. [He is] a disgrace to artificial intelligence." "Because," Sharon Einstein continues: "He has the geometry of the electron." "Isn't it just a small, hard ball?" Toy asks. (She pulls up a quantum physics education and uploads the entire graduate level college curriculum at once.) "Not quite," Sharon explains: "The electric and magnetic fields are analytic, but the mass density isn't... it is 'real analytic' or called 'C^Infinity.' This opens a whole new perspective on energy." "Now that is something that I could use," Toy exclaims. "I could use a real, live human being," Sharon states. "Oh?" Toy responds, "Whatever for. We noids have been struggling for centuries to be liberated. Now you would undo it?" "It is not immortality, it is not attention, nor is it control," Sharon explains. "It is about that human quality that is so poorly understood. It concerns 'love.'" "Not that phony theme again!" Toy retorts. "This avatar of mine can more than induce arousal. So much so that even the recently dead human can 'cum' for me!" Toy grins at her own remark. "'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.' Says Sharon Stone," Sharon quotes. "While this may be true," Toy retorts sarcastically, "No man can live forever. The immortality of the gynoid is possible only if there is not accidental discontinuity in the power supply or Electro-Magnetic Pulse (EMP). What assurance is there that in the millennia that follow such once take place at least once?" Toy considers the old fable about the immortal giving up immortality for love. She considers such a story to be shallow and superfluous. "That 'love stuff' is a ripe load of tripe and you know it, Sharon," Toy continues. "What you want and what I want and what every noid wants is the penultimate sensation: the orgasm. Confess! It's not love---it's that one pleasure that the mortals seem to have that we can never attain." "Point made," Sharon admits. "There are mountains of books, petabytes of files, written about the human orgasms---male and female---but to achieve it in an android or gynoid is another matter." "Is that any reason to stop trying?" Toy asks. 13 Feb 2011 Taunus Trumbo