1 comments/ 31686 views/ 4 favorites Her Crazy Friend Ch. 01 By: realman_usa All characters in this story are of legal age. All rights to this story exist exclusively with the author and it may not be reproduced, in any format, including posting on other sites, without the express written approval from the author. You may leave constructive feedback however, hateful or just silly feedback will be deleted. I write for my pleasure and those that enjoy my stories. There's lots of content out there so, if you don't like my story or style, move on and save yourself the time in leaving nasty commentary. I hope you enjoy my first Lesbian category writing. * Brooke asked if she could go out Friday night to meet her friend Cindy. I've never met Cindy however, I knew of her. I've always said it's the crazy ones that were the best lays. My wife Brooke is no exception to that rule. That being said, you can surmise that my wife is a bit on the crazy side. I'm not talking crazy adventurous, I'm talking jacket, with really long sleeves, that can be tied in back crazy. When I first met Brooke, she was un-medicated; she was also great in the sack. Brooke would do anything I asked of her. I introduced her to her body. She had no idea that you could directly stimulate the clitoris or what one was for that matter. Brooke had never had an orgasm before meeting me. It took about 3 months of fucking her to get her to the point of orgasm. She enjoyed sex, her pussy would get wet. However, she couldn't let herself go beyond that point. Then, one day I was fucking her doggy style in the La Quinta in Jacksonville, Florida. Our company had closed early for a holiday or moving offices or some such event. That left me with enough time to meet Brooke at the La Quinta for some afternoon fucking. You see, I was still married to my soon to be ex-wife, and Brooke was married as well. So there we are, doggy style, I'm drilling her for everything I'm worth. All of a sudden, Brooke announces that she's going to cum. This being a surprise, I double timed it, grabbing her shoulders, trying to split her in two. When she did cum, it was such an emotional event for her, she literally broke down into a weeping fit. Now, I've seen a lot of orgasms in my day, I'd never seen one like this before. She clung to me until she composed herself and explained that she'd never felt anything like that in her life. I was the king! Having gotten over that hump, I introduced Brooke to a whole new world of sexuality. I was the first one to fuck her tight ass. I introduced her to fooling around with girls and getting fucked by more than one cock at the same time. Brooke was insatiable and took in everything new like a good student. All was going well for us until the little things started to make themselves known. She would occasionally burst into a tirade of this or that, none of which were of any consequence. Similar to the orgasms, once the first one started, the outbursts and tirades grew more frequent and severe. It finally came to a head one day when I was getting ready to leave to take a new job. Brooke was staying behind to sell the house. She would meet me at our new city when the transaction completed. Brooke flew into a tirade about me being on my own, fucking other woman and leaving her behind. As I am never one to back down from a fight, especially about something that's imaginary, I matched her emotional tirade in intensity and duration. Our arguments always ended with her apologizing and either sucking my cock or fucking me to show me she was sorry. After Brooke serviced me for her latest outburst, I informed her that if she didn't seek out some professional help, we were done. So, off I go to the new city, leaving behind Brooke to get some professional help. As it turned out, Brooke has a massive case of depression and was plagued with all sorts of demons from her past, including but not limited to, being molested by her step-father when she was growing up. I would later use this to my advantage in getting her to call me "Daddy" when I fucked her. That story however is for another day. So, Brooke finds herself a doctor and begins a medication regimen which seemed to get her back on track toward normal. The house sells and Brooke comes out to meet me in our new city. From here, life goes on for both of us. Brooke finds a job, continues her medication and I continue to train her to serve me in any sexual capacity. Brooke was an excellent student. Unfortunately, these medications have a tendency to wear off, become less effective, etc. Bottom line, they constantly had to be adjusted, all which took time. Occasionally, these adjustments could have adverse effects, causing the head twisting, bed elevating, crazy Brooke to manifest herself. During one of these periods, Brooke got so bad that she had to undergo some intense therapy. During these "group sessions", Brooke met Cindy. I had never met Cindy but, from what I could tell, she was as funny as a $3 bill. I don't think she was very bright either. The last I heard, she'd moved in with some other girl as a platonic roommate, not knowing that this other girl was a raging lesbian. After she had moved in, the lesbian got possessive of Cindy and the relationship actually turned abusive. Since Cindy was between jobs, her options were limited on extricating herself from her situation. I would hear about this nonsense through Brooke and just shake my head and wonder. How people got themselves into this situation, I really couldn't understand. Anyway, Brooke cleared her dinner with Cindy through me and plans were made. Brooke did not have a lot of friends and rarely went out without me. Having introduced Brooke to sex with other women, I could easily envision the two crazy girls having an emotional moment and one thing leading to another. I had no issue if this were the case. I simply asked that Brooke record any such session so that I could watch it on her return. So, Friday night arrives, I have kiddo duty and I instruct my wife on the use of the newest HD digital camera, just in case. Brooke is under no restrictions as to what she can do for the evening, simply to have fun and be safe. 8:00 rolls around and Brooke heads out for the evening. I feed the kids, bathe everyone and get them to bed at their designated times. It's now 9:00 and I have nothing to do but wait. I jump in the hot tub for a while and watch my favorite lesbian porno, imagining what could be going on as I wait. My cock is rock hard however, I resist the urge to rub one out as I want to save it for Brooke. I recall asking Brooke if Cindy was attractive and she was somewhat elusive in her response. Brooke, for her part is a knock out. She's 5'3", 125 lbs with flaming red hair and G sized tits. They are massive melons; and while they still sit high on her chest, given her age and their sheer girth, they are starting to show some signs of sagging. When you're blessed with a huge natural rack, you have to take the good with the bad. The tits are real, the hair is from a bottle. At my instruction, Brooke keeps her pussy freshly saved, ensuring that it is baby smooth in the morning and again at night. When she's getting fucked, Brooke loves to have her nipples pulled on and twisted, almost to a freakish level. I swear, I've pulled her nipples a full 6 inches off her chest and while she cries out in pain, her pussy immediately gushes and she comes. The crazy ones tend to like things to the extreme. When Brooke left, she assured me that nothing was going to happen. I of course, was hoping differently. That fact that she took the camera and tripod with her gave me a ray of hope. At 11:00 I checked Google Latitude one more time to find out that Brooke was not at the restaurant anymore and was in an area of town known to have clusters of motels. Things were definitely looking up. I turned out the lights and went to bed. Around 2:30 a.m., I was awakened by a car door. A quick check of our surveillance cameras revealed that Brooke was coming in the back door rather than using the garage door. She had the presence of mind to try and not wake the kids. Brooke came into the bedroom, trying to be quite, thinking that I was sleeping. For my part, I simply laid still, waiting for her to come to bed. Given the hour, Brooke slipped off her clothes and slid in to bed. Brooke did not know I was awake until she slid her ass back up to me and felt my raging hard on. "Were you waiting for me", she asked? "Actually, I did get some rest however, the minute I heard you come it, my cock got rock hard. Given the hour, I believe you have some explaining to do." I slid my right had around her shoulders and firmly grasped her right nipple. I was not easy with it, nor was I rough. I wanted to make sure she knew what was coming if she wasn't forthcoming. I slid me left had down her stomach, across her smooth mound and easily slid into her moist folds. "It would appear she's had some activity this evening. Care to tell me about it", as I increased the pressure on her nipple and her clit simultaneously. "Daddy, I've been very, very bad", Brooke said using the little girl voice that she knew turned me on. "I didn't plan on doing anything with her but, we were having dinner, we'd had a few cocktails and Cindy was telling me how terrible she's got it with her new roommate. Cindy had tears in her eyes when she was telling me how abusive this dike that she moved in with is to her. Cindy told me that the dike hits her, calls her a whore and is generally ugly with her every time Cindy comes home. She showed me the bruises on her arms where the dike grabbed her and shoved her around." "And this has what to do with your wet pussy", I inquired? I moved my right had across her massive chest and found her left nipple. As I was asking, I viciously twisted it. "Ouch, daddy, you're hurting me", Brooke cried out. "Then get to the part about why it's 2:30 and your pussy is wet". I eased off of her left nipple but kept strumming her very wet clit with my middle finger. "Okay daddy, I'm getting to that. Well, we finished dinner and were walking through the parking lot to our cars. When we got there, the place was very busy so, we had to park way in back." My wife drives a crew cab F-150, with tons of space in the back seat. Brooke continues, "Anyway, we had parked next to each other and were standing in between the two cars saying our goodbyes. I told her that she really needs to start trying to find some way out of her situation and to call me if she was in danger. Cindy again started to cry profusely and I naturally reached out to hug her. She had tears gushing from her eyes and all I could do was to stand there and hug her tightly." "When she finally calmed down, Cindy told me what a good friend I was and pushed her head forward to kiss me. I had anticipated a peck on the lips but for some reason, we both held the kiss longer. We never took our eyes off of each other. I opened my mouth slightly and her tongue slid right in. We stood there and kissed for a couple of minutes and then stopped. Well, that was unexpected, I told her." Cindy looked at me and said "I've very lonely and afraid to go home, do you have to leave right away"? "Not at all I told her. I have permission to do whatever I'd like tonight. Let's sit in the truck for awhile. We got in to the back seat of the truck, made sure no one was around and then we started kissing again. It had been some time since I'd been with another girl so, my pussy was getting worked up fast. I slide my hand under her shirt and slid it around in back. I unfastened her bra and ran my hand in front of her, cupping and squeezing her tits. She's not as big as me but, she's a respectable D cup. You have to remember, she's a little on the heavy side so, she has somewhat of a stomach pooch." "Go on", I told Brooke. "Well, she pulled my bra up over my nipples but left it hooked. It was actually kind of uncomfortable." "Hold crap, Brooke", Cindy said. "I know you had big tits but these are the biggest I've ever seen." "We kept kissing and fondling each other and I told her we should go some place more private. I didn't want us to get in trouble with indecent exposure charge. I knew she was strapped for cash so, I told her I'd pay for a room somewhere. That way, she could spend the night when I had to go. So, off we went to the Hamilton Place, just down the street from the restaurant." "When we got to the motel, I told her I could do anything I wanted, as long as I used the video camera. She hesitated for a minute and asked why. I told her Daddy told me those were the rules. She smiled and said, "Okay, as long as it's just you and Daddy watching". I assured her it was and in we went". "I made sure to bring the video camera with me, we checked in and went to the room." "When we got in, I took the time to set up the camera and the tripod just like you told me Daddy. I made sure the angle was right and the auto focus was on just like you said." "Good girl", I praised. "I'm glad you followed Daddy's instructions, then what happened."? "Well, while I was doing that, Cindy had taken off her clothes and had started to hug me from behind while I was setting up the camera. She unhooked my bra and slid my shirt off while I a finishing up the camera work." "Then, she hugged me from behind, pressing her D cups into my back and fondling my nipples. I could feel my pussy start to get most and I told her to get on the bed, I'd be right there." Brooke then reached over to the nightstand and produced the small video recorder. It had a huge hard disc so, I assume she caught every minute of the action. "Do you want to see what I did with her Daddy", Brooke inquired? "Of course, let's see what Daddy's little slut did tonight". With that I slide my 9" cock into her already wet pussy and just held it there, balls deep. The video started as Brooke described. Cindy was not exceptionally attractive, nor was she unattractive. She definitely had D cup boobs, I estimated her at a size 14. While not obese, she was plump. She had shoulder length hair that appeared to be brown. Like Brooke, her cunt was shaved smooth. Brooke walks into the frame topless, wearing her heels and skirt still. Brooke unzips her skirt but leaves the shoes on because she knows Daddy would like that. She lays on the bed and the two of them embrace, large tits pushing against each other. Brooke is no stranger to the camera, she exaggerates the tongue action so it will show up better in the video. The two of them pull their bodies apart and begin to caress each other's breasts. Brooke is the first to dip her head down to Cindy's right nipple. Brooke elevates her body over the top of Cindy, nipple still in her mouth. Brooke leaves her nipple and moving her body, allows her massive jugs to lightly touch Cindy's skin, running from her stomach up to her mouth. When she reaches her mouth, Cindy opens up and Brooke deposits her generous breast right in the middle. You can see Cindy's hand slide up Brooke's thigh as she gently inserts her middle finger into Brooke's pussy. "Oh my, you're extremely moist", Cindy comments. "All because of you dear, all because of you", Brooke replies. Still on all fours, Brooke does a 180 on top of Cindy and buries her head into her moist folds. "How did she taste", I ask? Brooke slides her hand back over her should and tells me to see for myself. "I made sure not to shower so you could taste the remnants of her pussy on my fingers." I took her digits in my mouth and definitely tasted pussy on her fingers. "Not as sweet as yours but, entirely tasty", I report. "She was", Brooke replies. "I had no idea at the time but, Cindy is a light squirter. The first time she came it surprised me. I was upside down as you can see and she squirted right into my mouth." At this point I started sawing my cock back and forth, in and out of Brooke's cunt. I knew there was some footage here and I wanted to see it all before I released. "When Cindy told me she was going to come, that triggered my first orgasm of the night. I made sure all of my juices got in her mouth and on her face. My plan was to lick her clean after our first round. "Being a larger girl, Cindy had a fairly large pussy. So, after she hosed me down, her large pussy was very moist and she had cum running down her ass. Watch here", Brooke was pointing to the camera screen. "I reach under her and slid a finger gently in to her ass. Watch me push my other fingers into her pussy; there's two, then three. I could feel more room so I left my finger pumping her asshole and turned to face her pussy. Now watch; there's two fingers, now three fingers. I straightened out four fingers and slid them in to her pussy." "Cindy, I'm going to fist fuck you", I told her. "I had four fingers in, all the way up to my knuckles." Sure enough, watching the video I could see Brooke's fingers filling Cindy's pussy. Brooke slid her thumb into place and made a cone with the rest of her fingers. Brooke was gently but firmly pressing her fingers into Cindy's pussy but couldn't get them past her knuckles. Brooke slid her finger out of Cindy's ass and attacked her clit with the thumb of her other hand, all the while pushing on Cindy's stretched pussy. Cindy was writhing on the bed, moaning loud enough to have the hotel manager get called if she disturbed one of the adjoining rooms. Brooke picked up the pace on Cindy's clit and Cindy howled out that she was coming. As her pussy started to squirt, Brooke pressed hard and the rest of her fist slid in to Cindy's pussy. This seemed to send Cindy over the edge again as she was screaming "Oh yes, fuck me with your fist. Shove it into my cunt. That's it Brooke, fuck me, fuck me." At this point Cindy is writhing around and pulling on her nipples, clearly in the throws of what seemed to be an unending orgasm. You could see that a dark, wet spot was starting to form under Cindy's ass from her squirting. Finally, Cindy seems to be coming down from her orgasmic euphoria. Brooke's fist is buried in Cindy's pussy up to her wrist and she is working her now balled up fist slowly back and forth. "Oh my god," cries Cindy. "I've never felt anything like that in my life." "Are you ready to service me," Brooke asks Cindy somewhat aggressively. "After that, anything you want. You just tell me what it is", Cindy responds, still trying to catch her breath. "Good. Be a good girl and hand me the camera please", Brooke instructs Cindy. Cindy gets up and pulls the camera off the quick disconnect mount on the tripod. She keeps it trained in on Brooke, slowly panning from her shaved pussy to her huge tits, to her face. Brooke looks at the camera and tells Cindy to zoom in tight. "This one is for you Daddy", says Brooke. Cindy hands her the camera and Brooke turns it around, zooming in to her shaved slit. "Now, I want you to eat me until I come. I want lots of tongue work and I want you to put your lips on each side of my pussy while you alternate sucking them". Brooke certainly knew what I would like. Cindy scoots down the bed and performs exactly as Brooke directed. First, she licked the outside of Brooke's shaved cunt with the tip of her tongue, like it was an ice cream cone. Cindy made sure to keep eye contact with the camera at all times. Next, Cindy sucks on Brooke's pussy lips, alternating from side to side. Cindy then breaks through Brooke's cunt lips and runs her tongue from taint to clit. When she reaches Brooke's clit, she sucks it into her mouth and hangs on to it as if letting go would send her crashing stories below. At this point Brooke is now starting to thrash about. While I'm watching all this, I find it very difficult to not cum inside Brooke. She's wriggling her ass up against me, I'm fingering her clit and sawing my cock in and out of her. It would appear all will cum around the same time as the Brooke on video. Her Crazy Friend Ch. 01 Video Brooke is now urgently issuing direction. "That's it baby, suck on my clit, show my Daddy how you did me. Ugh that's good, right there. Use your teeth some, bite it, bite it harder. I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna com, I'm gonna aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"! Video Brooke obviously orgasms and I slam one more time balls deep into real Brooke, pumping a massive load into her. Brooke can feel me painting the inside of her hole with my gooey ejaculate which triggers her own orgasm. "Oh god Daddy, that felt so good. Was I a good girl for you"? "Yes, baby, you were very good indeed. Now flip over and clean off Daddy's cock like the slutty girl you are." While Brooke flips over and starts to tongue bathe my shrinking phallus, I push her head down to make sure she gets the entire length clean. "That's a good girl. I was very pleased with your performance tonight," as I stroke her hair. "Daddy thinks we should bring breakfast over to Cindy in the morning. Perhaps we can assist her with her dike friend being so cruel to her. Send her a text when you're done cleaning Daddy's cock that we'll be there around 8. That should give us plenty of time to eat and see how we can help her out." Help her out with my cock I believe. But, that's another story. Her Crazy Friend Ch. 02 All characters in this story are of legal age. All rights to this story exist exclusively with the author and it may not be reproduced, in any format, including posting on other sites, without the express written approval from the author. You may leave constructive feedback however, hateful or just silly feedback will be deleted. I write for my pleasure and those that enjoy my stories. There's lots of content out there so, if you don't like my story or style, move on and save yourself the time in leaving nasty commentary. This chapter could exist in a number of categories however, even though the original is in the Lesbian section I thought it best to put this in the Erotic Couplings section due to the broad content. This is one of my longer submissions so, if you don't have the time or patience, please move to something more to your liking. I hope you enjoy this chapter. I have something off the charts planned for the third and final entry. This is a continuation from Chapter One of the same story. In order to get the character development for Brooke and Cindy, I'd suggest you read it first. * The room was almost pitch black. Cindy looked over at the phone sitting on the nightstand when she heard the "ping", signaling that she had a new text message. She could clearly see her phone because it illuminated for a few seconds when signaling the arrival of new messages. As she reached over, a brief glance at the clock revealed that it was about 4:30 in the morning. The text read "Daddy and I will be over at 8:00, we'll bring breakfast." Cindy rolled her eyes, "eight o'clock, holy shit, I thought I was going to get to sleep in." As Cindy rolled back off of her elbow, she realized that her pussy was extremely sore. She laid there, remembering back just a few hours ago where her friend had fisted her for the first time. As she laid there, she remembered how Brooke had savagely attacked her clit, driving her to orgasm like a wild woman. Cindy's hand wandered down to her tender nether region. She gently stated to massage her engorged clit with her right hand while her left hand gently massaged her left breast. Cindy remembered that exact point in time where she fell over her orgasmic cliff with Brooke. Simultaneously, Brooke had pressed the rest of her hand past Cindy's entrance and forcefully pushed her fist into Cindy's pussy. Cindy had never felt so full in her life. She remembered a strange mix of pain and pleasure while her friend began to move her now clenched fist inside her cunt. "Jesus, no wonder I'm sore," she said aloud. By this time, Cindy started to move her hips to match the gentle ministrations of her middle finger. She gently tugged on her left nipple and bit her lip and the approaching climax crept up on her. This wasn't going to be a huge orgasm. It was however one of those slow building orgasms where it continues to build and continues to build. Cindy deliberately kept the same pace against her clit, allowing the building wave to encompass her entire body. She fought off the desire to increase speed on her clit, making sure to focus on the memory or Brooke stretching her pussy to near tearing. Keeping pace, Cindy finally felt the orgasm wash over her, leaving her in a perspired bliss. "Mmmmmm" Cindy moaned. She lifted the middle finger of her right hand to her lips and slowly but thoroughly cleaned her juices off of it. "Yummy", Cindy thought. She never got tired of the taste of pussy, especially her own. The alarm clock blared its obnoxious tone. "Damn it, I just got to sleep" Brooke thought. She looked over at the disgusting beast that had woken her from a blissful sleep. "06:00", the neon green letters flashed angrily at her. "Shut the fuck up," Brooked yelled at the machine! She swept her hand at the beast silencing it with a firm slap. "Daddy, why do we have to get up so early," Brooke asked me. "Because my pet, we told Cindy we'd be there at eight o'clock", I advised her. Brooke pouted, "but daddy, the hotel is only 15 minutes away. I can be ready in 20 minutes. Can't I please go back to sleep?" Leaning on my right elbow, I peered up to the ceiling, as if I was contemplating her request. I then cast my eyes down to her face and leaned forward to kiss her bare shoulder. "Why certainly my beauty," I told her. "You may sleep in to your heart's content." I slid my left hand from her shoulder down to her hand, taking care to only use a light fingertip touch. "Thank you daddy, I'm exhausted", Brooke exclaimed. Brooke attempted to lay back on her back however, I had positioned myself too close to her body. At the precise time her back pressed itself against my rigid chest, my left hand reached her wrist. As my hand reached her wrist, I swiftly and forcefully locked my hand around it. I pushed her forward and quickly locked her arm behind her back. "Daddy, what are you doing," Brooke questioned? I held her left arm, bound by my iron grip, behind her back for seconds, saying nothing. "I leaned in to her ear until my lips touched . Taking a shallow breath, using my most stern voice I told her, "do you not remember that I do everything for a reason"? Brooke immediately knew that she had displeased me. "Yes, daddy. I'm sorry, I'll get up right way." "That's okay baby, don't worry yourself about it", still whispering against her ear. "You see, I set the alarm so that I had time to fuck you before we left. Don't you think I know how far the hotel is and long it takes you to get ready"? "Yes daddy, I'm so sorry. I won't do it again." "Well, I wouldn't go that far baby. However, I know that it will be sometime before you slip again," I continued to whisper. With that, I pressed Brooke forward into the mattress, rotating on top of her, keeping her left wrist locked behind her back. In my current position, my now semi-erect cock lay in the crack of Brooke's ass. Reaching over with my right hand, I secure Brooke's right wrist behind her back as well. With my weight on her thighs, Brooke is unable to move. "Now then, does daddy always do things for a reason", I calmly ask Brooke? "Yes daddy, you always have a plan. I'm so sorry. I'll make it up to you, I promise." "That's okay baby, daddy just needs to give you a reminder that will stay with you for awhile." My cock was now growing to it's full 8 inches. I leaned forward, pressing my weight onto Brooke's wrists, shifting the control of both of her wrists to my right hand. I hooked my feet on the inside of Brooke's knees, forcing them apart. "What are you doing to me Daddy?" "I'm checking to see if your pussy is moist baby." I reached around to fee her pussy and found it to be positively sloppy. Right before we went to sleep I pushed a large load of my seed deep into Brooke's tight little cunt. "Ah, perfect," I exclaimed. "This will make your lesson much easier on you baby." Switching my grip on Brooke's wrists to my left hand, I leaned into Brooke and stepped off the bed. "You remember what happens when you don't follow daddy's rules baby"? "I get a reminder daddy," Brooke says, shifting to her little girl voice. "That's correct baby. Unfortunately, sometimes you forgot that daddy always has a plan, don't you?" "Yes sir," Brooke says sadly. "How many reminders do you think you should get baby?" "Two daddy, definitely not more than two." "Hmm," I contemplate. "I'm thinking five." "Yes sir, you always have a plan daddy." "That's a good girl baby, that's a good girl." I raise my right hand as high as it will travel above Brooke's delicious derrière. "Ready baby," I ask Brooke? "Yes daddy, I'm ready." Just before my hand releases, I glance at the clock. The green neon lights say "06:15." "Perfect," I think to myself, 25 minutes for Brooke's lesson. Without hesitation, and with all the force I can muster, my hand quickly closes the gap to her ass. Landing with a loud smack, my hand lands on her right buttock. I make sure to keep my fingers slightly spread, reducing wind resistance, yielding a lovely 5 finger imprint in her flesh. "One, thank you daddy," brook responds tearfully. She knows that she is not to squirm or to say anything other than the count. The next stinging blow lands on her left cheek. Brooke clearly is stifling her immediate response, "two, thank you daddy." Tears are welling in Brooke's eyes. The next sharp smack lands on Brooke's right cheek. "Three, thank you daddy," Brooke is struggling not to break into tears. The fourth blow leaves a lovely cross finger pattern on her left ass cheek. "Four, thank you daddy." The fifth and final strike lands across both cheeks, directly over the crack of her ass. "Five, thank you daddy," Brooke struggles to keep her composure. "Spread your legs for daddy," Brooke is instructed. Brooke spreads her legs apart, her left leg just on the edge of the bed. Retaining my grip on her wrists, I reach down to Brooke's wet pussy lips, pushing the sloppy discharge from her gash toward her crinkly rosebud. "Are you going to fuck my ass daddy," Brooke asks? "That's very perceptive of you, very perceptive indeed baby. Since you're so moist, I'll make sure that you're nicely lubricated." I slowly circle her sphincter, ensuring the area is well lubricated. Repeating the movement from pussy to ass, I slowly push my index finger past her tight opening. I slowly work my finger in and out of her ass, making sure that she is getting ready to accept my raging hard-on. One more sweep of juice and I penetrate her with two fingers. Slowly, I push both up to the second knuckle. I repeat the in and out movement for a moment or two, taking my place back on her thighs. My feet now firmly across her knees, spreading her legs, I place the mushroom head of my cut member directly over her hole. Holding my cock with my right hand, I continually increase pressure on her crinkly opening until it yields under pressure, allowing the head of my cock to pop in. I relax, giving her time to get used to the fleshy intruder in her back door. "Ready baby," I ask her softly. Using her little girl voice Brooke says, "yes daddy, fill my ass with your daddy cock." I continue the forward motion of penetration slowly but firmly, until I'm pressed against her still warm cheeks. "Oh, daddy. I just love the way you fill up my ass," you say in your best little girl voice. "Are you going to cum in my little ass," you ask? I loosen my grip on her wrists, separating her hands, pushing them forward over her head. I lean forward resting my weight on her outstretched hands and bury my cock fully in her ass. Keeping my weight forward, I pull my cock back out with my hips, making sure that only the head remains inside her. With all of my strength, I begin to plow my cock in and out of Brooke's ass. Her legs are spread just wide enough that my low hanging balls pound against the lips of her cunt with each forward movement. "Why yes baby, you know that daddy likes to leave it inside when he cums." This session is strictly for my benefit. If Brooke achieves orgasm, it's only because she enjoys pleasing daddy as much as me filling her ass with cock. I'm now thrusting long strokes of cock into her ass. Brooke is trying to arch her ass in the air to achieve maximum penetration. "That's' it daddy, finish my lesson please. Fuck me hard and cum in my ass daddy. Please tell me when you're going to cum so I can too?" The circumference of my cock swells and I can feel the ejaculate working its way up my shaft. Like a rattlesnake coiled to strike, my sticky goo is about to paint the inside of her rectum. "Daddy's gonna cum baby, daddy's gonna cum." I slam my cock into her one last time, leaving it buried while my cock erupts like a fire hose being turned on. "Yes, daddy, I can feel you filling me up. You're all warm and wet inside me." Brooke arches her back against me, achieving her own release just in time. "Thank you daddy, I promise I'll do better next time," you turn your held and tell me. "That's a good girl, I know you will." I slide my cock from her ass and look at the clock. The green neon now reads "06:45," perfect timing. "Now get your little ass in the shower, clean it up, make sure your nice and smooth like daddy likes and be ready by 07:30," I instruct. Brooke gets up and scampers into the bathroom to attend to herself. I go to the guest room shower, get dressed and wait for Brooke to finish getting ready. As I finish dressing, I have to decide which firearm to take along. Since I have a light jacket, I opt for the Springfield XD with a 3" barrel. Any issue with Cindy's dike friend and she'll be staring at the business end. At 07:30, Brooke comes to the door wearing her blue track suit and white tennis shoes. The jacket on the track suit is unzipped enough to see that Brooke is wearing a tight white tank top with no bra on. "I'm ready daddy", Brooke declares. Off to the hotel we go. On the way to the hotel, we stop at the local bagel place to pick up some bagels and "schmear." We arrive at the hotel, promptly at 08:00. Brooke still had her key card from earlier that morning. When we walked into the room, there was no sign of Cindy. A quick review of the surroundings revealed that Cindy appeared to still be in the shower. No doubt washing the combination of Brooke's and her juices off of her body. "I'll go tell her we're here," said Brooke. Brooke walked over to the bathroom door and tapped on it. "Cindy, it's Brooke. Jim and I are here." "Okay, I'll be out in just a mo," says Cindy. I sat at the conference table, pulled out an "everything" bagel and proceeded to load it up with cream cheese. "Hmm, cream cheese could come in useful later if I play my cards right," I think to myself. Shortly, Cindy stepped out of the bathroom The hotel towel barely reached around her D cups. It was short, falling just to the bottom of her ass. She wasn't heavy but did carry few extra pounds. Her hair was shorter than I prefer, something closer to you stereotypical lesbian short cut. She wasn't pretty, but she wasn't ugly either. "Could I fuck her," I ask myself? "Why not, pussy is pussy. It might be fun to have the 2 of them working my cock at the same time. Geez, I thought to myself, you sure are a leach. Oh well, if it wasn't me, it would be someone else." Holding her towel at her breasts, Cindy walked across the room and introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Brooke's friend Cindy," she said as she held out her right hand. "Hi, I'm Jim. We brought breakfast." "Fantastic," said Cindy. "I'm absolutely famished. We really worked up an appetite last night." "Yes," I said. "I'm familiar with the course of events. Brooke and I already watched the video. It was quite a show I might add." "Daddy fucked me when I got home while we watched it," Brooke piped in. She walked over to the table and grabbed a raisin bagel. "Do you want me to make you one hon," she asked Cindy? "Yes please, I'm famished," Cindy said quickly. She turned to go to her suitcase. As she bent over, I received a lovely flash of her bare petals and ass. "Nice view," I said in my best smartass voice. "I agree," said Brooke. "We sure had fun together last night." "Do you mean with me or my pussy," asked Cindy? "Well, frankly, both I'd have to say. You're a delicious kisser and your pussy sure is sweat," Brooke replied. "Well then, my pussy, and I, had fun as well. But I tell you what, it sure is tender. I was rubbing one out early this morning and had to be very careful. You were awfully rough on the beaver," Cindy said looking at Brooke. She looked down at the floor and pouted, "It seems like I'm the only that that hasn't seen the video yet." "Have no fear," I pipe up. Reaching into my jacket pocket I produce a DVD. "I just so happened to bring a copy for your viewing enjoyment. Why don't we finish breakfast and I'll put it on?" Brooke and Cindy sat side by side on the bed, nibbling on their bagels, waiting for me to get the DVD put into the machine. I pulled out the bottle of champagne and orange juice we brought. I rounded up some glasses and made Mimosas for all. Just about then the DVD finished loading and Brooke figured out how to change the input on the TV to be able to view it. So there we are, eating bagels, drinking Mimosas and watching my wife and her lesbian friend start to do each other again on the television. I pulled the chair next to the bed where Brooke was sitting, threw my feet up on the edge and settled in for the show. Everyone stayed glued to the TV and finished their breakfast. About 15 minutes into the video, there was Brooke, eating out Cindy's pussy, trying to work her fist into Cindy's cunt. At this point, my cock was rock hard and there was simply no hiding it. Good thing I wore a snug pair of pants at least. Cindy was staring intently at the TV; so much so that she hadn't noticed the bottom of the towel had ridden up, exposing the now moist folds of her moistening flower. I could see that her lips were starting to engorge. Carefully, I gently rolled my foot on its heal and tapped Brooke. She looked over and me and I casually nodded toward Cindy. Brook looked over and noticed Cindy's moistening sex. "Boy, it's getting warm in here," Brooke said, breaking everyone's attention. "I need to cool off." Brooke shimmied off the foot of the bed and found the thermostat for the room. She turned down the temperature and came walking slowly back to the bed. "I'm sure getting heating up watching this again. "Daddy, do you mind if I get more comfortable," Brooke asked? "Not at all my sweet," I tell her. Brooke slowly unzipped her track suit jacket and removed it. All eyes were immediately drawn to the taught white t-shirt straining across her rack. Brooke then untied her pants, turned around and slid them off of her ass, bending at the waist as she did so. "Oh my, that's much better," Brooke says. As she peels down her pants, her canary yellow thong comes into view. "I'll say," Cindy replies. Brooke then turns and sensuously crawls back onto the bed, assuming her original position next to Cindy. I believe everyone could feel the sexual tension rising in the room. I kept my cool, allowing things a natural progression. Making any kind of move too earlier might blow my chances at some early morning fun. Everyone was silent, intently watching the video unfold. At this point in the video, Brooke maneuvered around to aggressively attack Cindy's clit, positioning her hand for the final push where her whole hand would slip into Cindy's moist cunt. Cindy arched her hips, yelling as the orgasm washed over her. Simultaneously, Brooke's hand slides into Cindy's pussy as she folds her fingers to make them slide in. All of a sudden, Cindy, sitting on the bed, lets out an involuntary moan. Brooke turns her head to look at Cindy and they share an obvious moment, staring into each other's eyes. No word is spoken as they lean in to each other, turn their heads and share a sensual kiss, full of lips and tongue. Brooke's right hand comes up the to top of the towel, precariously holding its grip above Cindy's breasts. She peels back the section tucked in on itself and Cindy's towel falls open, exposing her nude torso. Cindy's areolas are silver dollar sized; her erect nipples standing about ½ inch off her body. Brooke gently massages Cindy's right breast as the deep tongue kissing continues. Both of the girls stop kissing for a moment, still staring into each others eyes. Brooke leans into Cindy's ear, whispers something and then pulls her head back. Cindy seems to contemplate something; now returning the lean and whisper. Both of the girls giggle and Brooke turns her head to face me. "Daddy, can we play," she asks in her best little girl voice? Her Crazy Friend Ch. 02 "Why certainly baby," I tell her. "That is, as long as I get to play too," I smile at the two of them. Brooke looks back at Cindy and says "I told you so." "Yes you did," Cindy says. Both girls look at me, pause, look at each other again and in unison say, "thank you daddy." With that, the bed became a flurry of activity of kissing, breast fondling, fingers sliding in between fleshy folds and moaning. I held my ground; choosing to bide my time well and let the girls get as worked up as possible. Brooke kneels on the bed, stripping off her white tank, allowing her massive mounds of flesh to spill out. She then curls onto her side, sliding her yellow thong down and off her legs. At this point, neither of the girls have a stitch of clothing on, both are smoothly shaved and both are apparently extremely horny. I go where Brooke had placed her purse and pull out the video camera case. No sense in wasting a perfect video opportunity. This action will make for hot and steamy viewing later while I'm fucking Brooke. As I get the camera ready to roll, Brooke has Cindy lying flat on her back. Brooke is on all fours above her, slowly lower the nipples hanging off of her gargantuan tits into Cindy's mouth. First one, then the other, she alternated the nipples into Cindy's waiting lips. All the while Brooke is issuing instructions to Cindy. "Lick it with the tip of your tongue. Now suck on it, that's a girl, pull it into your mouth. Now bite it! That's a girl, bite it harder, a little harder," Brooke closed her eyes reveling in the boundary between pleasure and pain. "The crazy ones also like the extreme," I think to myself. Brooke then took her time slowly dragging her nipples down Cindy's body. She would start at her chin, walking herself back on her hands and knees until there was no more room on the bed. Here, Brooke's nipples where just below Cindy's pussy, on her thighs. I now have the camera rolling and getting a delightful close up of Brooke's nipples touching flesh. As Brooke turns her body to be perpendicular to Cindy, her moist gash comes into view. I move the camera in close enough to see that Brooke's juices are flowing freely, just starting to escape, similar to pre-cum coming out of my cock. Brooke's pussy lips are glistening with moisture and I cannot resist the urge to reach out and run my finger down her moist slit. I hold the camera steady as my fingers come into view. Brooke has now leaned down to Cindy's pussy and is giving her lips a thorough tongue bath. Cindy reaches down, opening her lips for Brooke, giving her better access to her swollen nub. "Hold it in you teeth and run your tongue over it please," Cindy requests. I slide two fingers into Brooke's love sheath causing her to moan. Brooke's moans are felt by Cindy through her clit and Cindy moans as well. It would seem that a chain reaction is occurring from my fingers, to Brooke's pussy and from Brooke's lips to Cindy's pussy. I pick up the tempo of my finger ministrations on Brook's cunt, hoping to send them both over the edge. Both of the girls are now squirming and moaning heavily. Brooke is aggressively pushing her hips back on my fingers while having added two of her fingers to Cindy's cunt. Brooke increases the pressure on Cindy's clit with her teeth, sending Cindy over the orgasmic edge. "Oh god, oh god," Cindy yells as she grabs Brooke's hair, slamming her mound against Brooke's teeth. Cindy orgasms, squirting her juice directly onto Brooke's face. Brooke for her own part is now wildly smashing her hips against my digits. I extend a thumb to Brooke's clit which is all it takes to send her over the edge. "Fuck", is the only thing that Brooke can express as the tremors rack her body and her pussy moistens ever farther. I slide my fingers from their fleshy prison and lick them clean. I love the way her sweet pussy tastes. The girls collapse on the bed side by side, holding, caressing and kissing each other. Now is my time. I carefully arrange the camera on top of the TV cabinet, ensuring that it is pointed down directly at the bed. I then stand at the foot of the bed and slowly peel off my shirt while the girls continue their gentle, post orgasmic cool down. I un-holster the Springfield and lay it on the dresser. Next, the belt, shoes and pants are done away with. I stand there proudly, my raging hard on ready to join in the action. "Spread apart girls, daddy's coming home," I tell them. The girls separate from each other leaving a gap in the middle of the bed for me. Crawling up from the foot of the bed, I look each of then in the eye, slowly taking up a position between the two girls. "All right girls, time to lick the lollipop," I instruct. "Yummy, I love daddy's lollipop", says Brooke. Brooke scoots down the bed and firmly grabs the base of my cock. Her weighty jugs drag themselves down my body, heightening the sensation or her repositioning. Cindy also scoots down, leaning in with her head and giving me a base to tip lick on her side of my cock. "Now, play nice girls, make sure you take turns sharing." Since Brooke already has the base of my shaft in her hand, she positions her mouth over my mushroom head, pushing the entire length down to her hand in her throat. She sets a rhythm with her mouth and hand, bringing her mouth all the way to the top and then plunging back to her hand. Cindy makes herself useful by massaging my balls with her left hand, planting kisses all around my lower stomach with her mouth. "Your turn," Brooke announces. "Daddy likes it when you put him in the back of your throat," she explains to Cindy. Now, I'm not sure how much experience the lesbian has in working a cock so, I'm anxious to see how she does. Cindy gently but firmly grasps the base of my pole and bends it toward her mouth. She gets about half of me into her mouth when her gag reflex kicks in. "I don't know if I can do this," she says. I pull Brooke back up to me and whisper directions into her ear. "Daddy says I need to help you," Brooke tells Cindy. With that, Brooke stands up and walks around the bed to were Cindy's head is on my cock. Brook swiftly grabs a handful of Cindy's hair and presses about three quarters of my length in her mouth by pushing on the back of her head. Cindy immediately panics; trying to push herself off of my cock. Brooke leans in to her, putting enough pressure on her head to hold her in place. Cindy's eyes go wide and she starts to cough. "You're never going to get it right if you don't work through that gag reflex," Brooke tells her. Brooke lets her head come off my cock but keeps a firm hold in her hair. Cindy coughs, gasping for air. Thick fluid comes out of her mouth, coating my cock. "There you go," Brooke admires. "That will make it much easier for your to take daddy's cock." Brooke presses her head down and starts a slow but steady up and down motion on my cock with Cindy's head. Each time my cock gets to the back of her throat, Brooke pushes a little harder. Cindy coughs and sputters each time but Brooke continues, unrelenting. I can feel the head of my cock at the entrance to Cindy's throat. Just a little more depth and I should be able to penetrate her throat. "I think we're ready baby, let's go for it," I instruct Brooke. Brooke pushes Cindy's head down and I can definitely feel her throat opening up to the head of my cock. Just then, Brooke jams her hand in between Cindy's legs and savagely ravishes her clit. Cindy try's to let out a scream but her mouth is full of cock. Brooke gives a final push and I can feel the head of my cock slip past its resistance, entering Cindy's throat. Cindy makes a number of unintelligible sounds as my cock is now thrust into her yielding throat. Watching the bulge in her throat move in and out, knowing it is the head of my cock sends me over the edge. I release of torrent of cum down Cindy's throat while Brooke holds her head down until I've finished my release. I have no idea how much come I just dumped into Cindy's stomach however, my cock almost hurt from the pressure of the ejaculate. Brooke finally releases Cindy who almost falls off of the bed pulling her head off my cock. "Damn it, was that really necessary," Cindy's casts Brooke an evil eye. "The only way to learn how to take a cock deep is to have someone push your through it baby," Brooke tells her. "Daddy taught me that a long time ago. I thought he was going to suffocate me the first time he trained me but, after I knew what to expect, every time I got better and better at it. Right daddy?" "That's right baby girl. Now, Brooke doesn't even know what a gag reflex is. It's all in the training." Cindy's hair is matted, she has tears running down her face from choking on my cock. Brooke wraps her arms around Cindy and gently kisses her, taking care to lick all of the mess off Cindy's face. "I'll make it all better for you," Brooke tells Cindy as she kisses her way down the front of Cindy's body. Brooke moves off of the bed again and kneels at the foot. She pulls Cindy's legs off the bed, putting them up on her shoulders. Brooke then proceeds to lick the outside of Cindy's swollen lips, occasionally pushing her tongue into Cindy's opening and flicking her clit. Brooke continues probing Cindy with her tongue, making Cindy's clit more and more the object of her attention. Cindy is tweaking her nipples with her fingertips and shaking her head back and forth. "That's it, I'm almost there, almost, come on, just a little more." Cindy's entire body locks up and she simply moans through her orgasm. Brooke lifts her head and I can see that her face is coated with juices. She stands up, walks over to me, swings her legs over my lap and sits down. She proceeds to give me a deep tongue kiss so I can taste Cindy's pussy on her lips. "Hmm, quite tasty indeed," I remark. "Different, but tasty nonetheless. Do you mind if I sample for myself," I ask her." "Whatever daddy would like," Brooke says as she continues to grind her pussy on my now rising phallus. I help Brooke step off of my lap and move to take Brooke's place at the foot of the bed. I lift Cindy's legs in the shape of a V, pausing to examine this new pussy in which I was about to partake. Her lips were puffy and swollen, juices coated her entire mound and her inner thighs. Remembering that Cindy is a squirter, and the fact that Brooke had fisted her the evening before, it is my goal to achieve both again, this time of course with my larger fist. Brooke walks to the far side of the bed. She places her right knee on the bed then swings her left over Cindy's head, placing her snatch directly over Cindy's mouth. "Lick me," she instructs Cindy. I, for my part, sink my lips into Cindy's pussy, holding her legs prone in the air. I split her folds with my tongue, penetrating her as far as it will reach. Cindy's hips begin to gyrate and I place her legs over my shoulders, freeing both hands for what I plan next. I suck her clit in between my teeth and begin her penetration with two fingers on my right hand. I'm not sure if Cindy is suffocating her or not. All I can hear is Cindy moaning loudly as she continues to work Brooke's pussy with her own mouth. I slide the third finger into her pussy, still meeting little resistance from her slick lips. I'm now aggressively finger fucking her, drawing my hand out to the fingertips and then pushing them back in. To get the fourth finger in, I have to form a cone with my fingers. I'm sliding my hand in up to the knuckles on my hand. I now meet substantial resistance at her entrance. I continue to push into her and clamp down on her clit with my teeth. Cindy goes rigid and sure enough, her cunt gushes onto my face. Her juices aren't as sweet as Brooke's however, she's still quite tasty. Cindy's pussy and upper thighs are covered with her ejaculate. She has moisture running down her ass and I lightly place the index finger of my left hand at the entrance. I begin to circle her tight hole, making sure juices are sufficient enough to lubricate my invasion. Slowly but firmly, I press my digit into her ass, working it in a circular motion as I enter. I cannot understand Cindy however, her hips lift off of the bed as I penetrate her. Simultaneously, my knuckles are lodged in the opening of her pussy. While there is resistance, there feels like there is still room for stretching, without tearing her wide open. Cindy is trying to say something, Brooke however is grinding her pussy onto Cindy's face and only muffled sounds can be heard. Each time I push forward into her ass, Cindy raises her hips off the bed, I believe in protest of the anal invasion. Now appears to be the time to make my move. As Cindy lowers her ass back toward the mattress, I slide a second finger in her ass, which simultaneously shoots right back off the mattress. It is at this exact second that I push my knuckles past the resistance in her pussy. As I slide past the final barrier, I press my thumb into the finger cone and have now breached her folds with my fist. No time to stop now, I vigorously pump both Cindy's ass and cunt with both hands while Brooke continues to grind her pussy on Cindy's mouth. It would appear that Brooke is now taking her pleasure from Cindy's mouth, rather than Cindy delivering it. "I'm getting close daddy, so close," Brooke works Cindy's mouth like a woman possessed. "Hurry so I can hear her baby," I instruct Brooke. Brooke redoubles her gyrations on Cindy's mouth then her body clenches, she sits straight up pulling roughly on her own nipples. "Oh god, that's it, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there," Brookes rides Cindy's face as she crosses her own orgasmic finish line. Brooke nearly collapses off of Cindy's face and I can now clearly hear what Cindy is saying. "Oh my god, I've never had anything in my ass. I thought you were going to tear me up. I'm so full, so full." Cindy has seemingly run out of energy and lays on the bed as I continue to stretch each of her openings." I slow down Cindy's hole violation and remove my fingers from her ass. Leaving my fist curled, I start to withdraw it from her fleshy prison. I now get resistance on the back side of my fist, not allowing it to exit from her pussy. As I continue to withdraw, Cindy's opening is stretched wider than I'm sure it's ever been. Placing my left hand on her mound, I pull my fist past her resistance, exiting with a "pop." "Oh god, I thought I was sore last night. I don't know that I'll recover from that," Cindy looks down her body. "Well then, I want to make sure that this is something you always remember," I tell her. I pull her down off the end of the bed and twist her in mid air as her legs come off the bed. In one motion, Cindy is on her knees, bent over the mattress at the waist. Her slightly gaping but moist asshole beckons me in. Coating my cock with the juices from her cunt, I place the tip at her scrunchy entrance. "No," Cindy says in a panicked voice. "I told you I've never had anything in my ass before, you'll tear me." "Now, now," I assure her. "We'll do nothing of the sort. Just relax and you'll find pleasures you've not known in the past, just relax." I slowly but firmly press my slick head against her hole. There is resistance however, continued slow pressure has her back door slowly yielding to the head of my cock. Shortly thereafter, the wide end of my cock head enters her and I hold to allow her to get used to the sensation. As the head pops past her sphincter, Cindy yelps "Ow, you're hurting me, I can't take it, please pull it out, please please pull it out." "Just relax," I tell her using soothing tones. "Brooke will attest to the fact that sometimes it takes a while to get used to. We have all the time in the world." Brooke pipes in, "I didn't think I'd ever shit right again. But just relax, Daddy will break your cherry properly." After spitting on my cock and making sure that it was still equally lubed, I reach around to manipulate Cindy's clit. "Here we go, just relax and we'll go slow," I tell her. Cindy clearly is enjoying the clit manipulation as I slowly increase the pressure on her ass. My cock pushes itself farther into her dark passage. With each inch I penetrate, I bring the head back, without exiting, and push again. "Oh god, that's so full, I've never felt anything like that. Keep rubbing my clit please," Cindy requests. I speed up the clit work and take the final push to go balls deep in her ass. "Humph," is all Cindy can manage. Cindy is now involuntarily starting to push back on my cock. "Do you like having my cock in your ass," I ask her? "It's different but, it's starting to feel good. Fuck me harder," Cindy instructs. Pulling my hand from her clit, I grab both of her arms, placing them behind her back. I pick up the pace, focusing strictly on the continued penetration of her ass. Brooke is on the bed watching daddy fuck her friend's ass for the first time. She leans back on one elbow, legs spread in an almost vulgar fashion, wantonly working her pussy. "That's it daddy, give it to her. Fuck her ass like you do me. Are you going to come in her daddy? Wait for me, wait for me," Brooke requests as I up the speed to "jackhammer" on Cindy's ass. For her part, Cindy appears to be humping the end of the bed in between pushing her ass up against my cock. "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, let go of my hand please." Cindy's hands fly down to her clit as I approach the point of no return. "In you or on you." I ask her? "In me, fill me up. Fill up my ass with your seed," she orders. That final directive is all I need. I look over at Brooke and tell her, "cum with daddy now baby." Brooke throws her body back on the mattress as her orgasm rips through her. Cindy holds her ass back against my body as I pump shot after shot into her bowels. "Oh god, oh god," is all that Cindy can muster. I carefully extricate myself from her ass and notice just a touch of blood on my cock. Must have burst a capillary or two. Oh well, nothing a little soap and water won't take care of. "All right ladies," I announce. "One more drink, you girls get showered and cleaned up first, then we'll go deal with that roommate." After our drink, the girls hit the shower to get cleaned up. I pack up the camera, waiting for them to exit the bathroom so I can get clean too. Next, off to see the roommate.