1 comments/ 42968 views/ 13 favorites It's All OK By: tiedup69 My name is Nina. I have always had a thing for older men. I have since married an younger man, only by one month. This story is a fantasy about his father. I have never had a father figure growing up. My father left when I was very young so I never had one. I guess you can all it a daddy complex. He is not by any means a looker. He is about 5'8" over 350 lbs, but that's my type. I like them on the hefty side, that's why I married my husband. I have never call anyone "dad" or "daddy" so it's weird when I do. I have called him dad a few time any honestly every time I do, I get turned on. It starts off a day where we are visiting and my mother and my husband are at work. We are at the house and he is in the den watching tv. I walk out from the bedroom and get myself a cup of coffee and sit on the couch next to him. We start chit-chatting and he asks what the plans are for the day. "I really don't know. Chris works till 9 tonight and Mom works just as late. So, I'll probably go visit some friends unless you need me to do something around here." I respond taking a sip of my coffee. "No, I don't think so. I know Mom wanted the laundry done but I can do that later." "I can do that. What needs to be done?" "We have the towels and the sheets that are on the bed." "Ok. You got it! I'll get the towels going first. I want to shower soon." I get up and walk down the hall so start the laundry. I can feel eyes on me while walking away. The shirt I am wearing is one of my husbands and I am just wearing only underwear under it. So, I'm sure my ass is hanging out. That was my plan. *** A few hours later, I am done with the laundry and all showered and ready to go for a walk. "The towels are away and the sheets are on the bed." I say to him while walking to the front door. He is walking up the hallway as fast as he can. "Can you do me one for favor first? Can you please put the sheets on the bed?" I grunt, "Ok. You're lucky I love you." I joke. "Thank you." I walk down the hallway in my sports tank and yoga pants. I can feel his eyes on my ass again. A smirk comes to my face because I know the way I need to put the sheets on. The bed is a California King and there is far too much stuff on the one said so I will have to crawl across the bed. I start with the easy side first. I put the fitted sheet down and tuck it under the first 2 corners. Knowing the fun side is next I step up on the bed. I take the third corner and push it under. I try and lift the bed to get it fully under. I move down to do the last corner, taking a peek behind me to see if he is enjoying the show. He is on the other side of the room, just watching. I take the last corner and pretend to have an issue with it. "Can you come over here and help me? I need you to take the corners on that side off so I can get this side on. I knew I should have started this side first." "Uhh....sure." he responds a little apprehensive. He comes over and takes the corners off. I watch where he ends and makes sure that he gets a great view of my ass. I make sure I am angled at the top corner. I fix that corner and then come back to redo the other two. They of course need the flat sheet on the bed, even tho it only comes off after a night of sleeping with it, so I start with that. I fluff it up in the air to get it to cover as much of the bed in one shot. I get up on the bed and fix it to fit to the top of the bed. I crawl over to the other side again and just push that down and under as much of the mattress as I can. I move back over to the floor and straighten the sheet. I fold over the top and lean over to fix the other side. He comes up behind me to help fix the sheet. "I got it thanks. Do I really need to make it perfect?" I ask, getting tried and thinking about not going on my walk. "No it's ok. The comforter can just go on top. I can do that. Thank you sweetheart." I go to turn around and walk away at the same time he leans in to kiss me on the cheek as he does so often. He misses my cheek but catches my lips. It's a short one because he both panic and I run out of his room into the guest room. I sit down on the bed and think about what just happened. I continue to think and lay down on the bed. Without realizing I have left the door ajar, I think how it made me feel. I really enjoyed it but I couldn't let him know that. I arch my hips to take off my pants. I slowly move my hand down my body to my pussy. I am wetter than I thought. I circle my clit with my index and middle finger. I lightly brush against it sending shivers down my spine and I moan. I continue to play with my pussy while my other hand finds my breast. I take out one of then and start to pinch my nipple, making it harder. Meanwhile, my father is still in his room thinking about what happened. He is disappointed that it happened but wants more. He can feel his cock getting harder with every lingering thought. He tries to push it from his mind and walks out of the room. Walking past the guest room he sees the door is slightly open. He peeks in because he thinks he hears me crying. I am far from crying. He is shocked at what he sees. He wishes he could stroke his cock while watching me. I hear someone outside the door. I know it's him watching me. That just makes me hotter. I start fingering my pussy. I moan louder. "MMMM. Daddy, please finger me. Make me cum." I am getting very close to climaxing. I hear him shuffling outside the door trying to get a better look. I am pinching my nipple hard what it is now a red tint. I feel my body shaking as I cum all over my fingers. I regain my breath and stand up, trying not to look out the door. I get my underwear on after I take off my tank and put on a the shirt I was wearing earlier. ******* When I get back to the den, he is sitting on the couch. It's just about time to make some dinner for us so I start to look what we can make. "What do you want for dinner?" I ask him. "You." He mumbles under his breath. I grin into the fridge. "Why don't we order a pizza or something.?" Closing the fridge, "Works for me." I walk towards the couch and sit next to him. "What kind do you wanna order?" "Cheese?" "Ok." I hand him the phone and he orders the pizza. Twenty minutes later the pizza shows up. We finish up and I clean up the dished. I grab the plate from his lap and I brush my hand against his semi-erect cock. "Oh sorry." I say turning red. "Don't worry about it. It happens." I bring the dishes to the sink and go back over to sit. I break the tension, "You know, I saw you outside the bedroom door before. Did you enjoy the show?" "Uhhh....ummm.....I....I....I don't know what you are talking about." He manages to get out. I lean over to him and rest my head on his shoulder, drawing circles around his nipple. "Don't worry about it. I know Mom isn't giving you much lately and you have needs. I know you have been watching me for a while now." He is turning ten shades of red. "Bu....but you can do this. You are my daughter." "True, but not your daughter." "You would be cheating on Chris, and I would be cheating on Mary." "That is also true, but if we only do it this once and never tell then who does it hurt?" I start to move my hand down to his cock. Lightly stroking it through his pants. He lets out a low groan and closes his eyes. I know he is gone and I have him. I start to kiss his neck. He lifts his arm and put it around me. I begin to move up to his lips. I stand up and straddle his lap. I take his face in my hands and kiss him long and deep. Our tongues tangoing inside our mouths. His arms wrap around my waist and move their way down to my ass. He grabs hold and squeezes. I let out a moan. I break the kiss and move down to the floor. I kneel down and take off his pants. He isn't wearing any underwear. I see his cock, it's a nice size, about 8 inches, much bigger than his son's. He scoots down on the couch so I can get a better look. "It's so much bigger than Chris'." I take my tongue and lick the full length of his cock from balls to tip. Putting the whole thing on the way down. I take as much as I can and start to suck it up and down. My one hand on his balls and the other stroking the rest of the cock I can't reach. "Oooh shit, baby. That feels so good." He arches his head back and takes his hands to the back of my head. He pushes me down causing me to gag. I try to fight it but he forces me down again. I start to get the hang of it and deep throat his cock. Licking his balls when he keeps my head down. He keeps me sucking his cock, harder and faster. "Oh fuck, Nina. I'm gonna cum. Yes don't stop. FUCK!!!!" I swallow as much as I can but a lot comes out around his cock and down my chin. I take my fingers and clean up my face while getting up from the floor. "That was great. I haven't cum like that in years." he says as he catches his breath. "Good. I'm glad you liked it. I have wanted to suck your cock for a few years now." Giving him a little wink. "And I have wanted to taste that pussy that my son much fuck every night." He leans over to me and slides his hand down my underwear and slides his finger into my pussy. He takes it out and smells it and puts it in his mouth. "MMMMM. I see now. Let's move this to the bedroom." He takes my hand and and guides me to the bedroom. He sits me down on the bed and takes my underwear off. He throws them to the side. Next, my shirt comes off. That gets dropped when he sees my Dds. "Oh. My. God. I didn't know they were this big." He takes them, one in each hand and motorboats me, pinching my nipples while doing it. I left out a little laugh and a moan. He takes a nipple into his mouth and sucks on it. He flicks it with his tongue and then nibbles on it. Taking the other one and rolling it in his fingers. "Oh fuck. That feels so good." "Who am I?" He asks me while looking up at me and holding my nipple in his teeth. "Dad....I want you to play with my pussy daddy." This free hand he moves down to my pussy and slides it deep into me. I let out a loud moan when he starts to pump it in and out of me. Still playing with my nipples I am so close to the edge. "Please, don't stop. Daddy, you make me feel so good." He lets go of my nipple with his mouth and kisses his way down to my pussy. He takes his tongue and flicks it across my clit. "FUCK!" I scream out in pleasure. He quickens the pace of my finger fuck and slows the licking of my wet pussy. Fingering me hard and deep. I feel myself losing all control of my body. "Daddy, I'm gonna cum." "Cum for me sweetheart. I want to feel you cum all over my fingers." My body starts convulsing as the orgasm takes over. I grid my pussy into his face as I cum. My legs wrap around his shoulders tightly. My breath becomes normal and my vision is clear again. I sit up in the bed and look at my father. His face is covered in my pussy juices. "You need to get cleaned up." I move towards him and lick his face tasting my pussy. I give him another kiss deep on the lips and take his hand and lick his fingers clean. "I will never be able to look at you the same way again." he says to me while getting up. "I know." I reply getting dressed and walking out of his bedroom. I turn around and give him a wink and walk into the guest room and close the door all the way. It's All Poison Now He smiled at me, a kind of leer, and his hand snaked up my stockings, groping for the heat between my legs. So I killed him. I don't like it when they smile like that. His brains came out easy, I got some on my new red dress. That made me mad so I shot him again. I tucked the gun into my coat pocket and left the bathroom. The music was loud in the main bar and no one noticed the gunshots. Pretty soon some drunken bimbo would find him curled up around the base of the toilet, and I'd be fucked. I stopped by the bar and ordered a drink. I'd wait until the cops arrived, just for kicks. I'd be perfectly safe, as long as no one noticed the blood on my dress... then came the screams from the bathroom. I couldn't leave now... it would look suspicious, me running out of a bar while the cops were running in. I ordered another drink, this time telling the bartender to make it a double. I downed it quickly, feeding the fire that had started in my belly. I leaned against the bar, watching the people, their faces twisted up in that serious, grim look you get driving past car wrecks. The burning in my belly had seeped down into my pussy, a kind of itchy fire. My panties were sopping wet. The crowd was surging to the door, and I was swept along, safe in their collective anonymity. Cops were pushing past me, I reached out and goosed one in the ass. He whipped around, his eyes blank, but I was out the door and into the night. Street. Taxis idling against the curb. The cabbie's eyes glinted feral in the rear view. "What's all the commotion?" "I dunno, let's get outta here, okay?" "Where to?" "Drive, I'll tell you where in a minute." I leaned back in the seat and felt the gun. The barrel was warm. I clicked open the cylinder, careful to keep it out of the cabbie's line of sight. I found the speedloader and socked home a full set of bullets. My crotch was on fire. I put one foot on the armrest of the door and slid forward in the seat. I could see the cabbie staring at me in the mirror. I ignored him and slid off my panties. Two fingers made the soft swirl, the pleasure ribboning up through my core. My hips rocked forward, the flesh of my backside sticking to the vinyl seatcover. I closed my eyes, rubbing faster, feeling the mounting pressure. I groped with my other hand, finding the revolver, its barrel still hot, and slid it in. The cabbie said nothing, but I could hear the rasp of his breathing getting faster and heavier, providing a perfect counterpoint to my own. The gun was burning into me—I pushed out and forward, savoring its harsh steel, shoving it harder and harder into me, the trigger guard grinding against my clit. With my pinky, I rocked the hammer back, then slipped my thumb into the trigger guard--up against the trigger. I came so hard I was sure I'd pulled the trigger, blowing my guts out into a hot, soupy, swirling mess—but there was no blood—only silky juices glistening on the barrel. I whipped the gun up and out and smashed the cabbie in the side of his head, he swerved into a parked car. He gasped and raised his hands and I jammed the revolver into his temple, twisting it against his skull. The cab rocked to a halt. I got up close to the cabbie's ear, breathing into it as I rubbed the gun under his nose. "You like the way that smells?" Dawn. I stumble up an otherwise deserted street. A commercial district, warehouses, storefronts, abandoned cars.... I didn't kill the cabbie. He was smart, he didn't react at all, just kinda slumped in on himself, and I began to feel sorry for him. Fuck him. I don't fucking need that. Up ahead, a greasy spoon. The flickering neon sign: EAT. I push through the grimy plateglass door and glance around at the early morning denizens of night city. Old men, young blue-collar workers turn to stare at me in my leather overcoat. I clutch the collar to keep it closed, to avoid revealing the red dress. The gun is heavy in my pocket. I slip onto a stool at the counter and order coffee from an ancient crone with no teeth, her pink gums winking at me through the wet slash of her early-morning grimace. I can feel the men in the room staring at me, wanting to know what I look like under this coat, wanting to know my story, wanting to possess me. It's always the same. No matter where I go, there's a man wanting me. I got something for them. I notice the chrome gleam of a pay phone in one corner, beckoning to me with its guarantee of instant communication. The crone brings me coffee, and I slurp at the gray contents of a cracked stoneware mug. It's bitter, the cream floats on the surface like an oil slick, and I see a rainbow of colors reflected in its murky haze. I dig through my purse and come up with the tiny cylinders of yellow chlorinization pills, dropping two of them into the mug, killing the poisons that lurk there and adding yet another flat taste to the mix. I reach into my pocket and haul out the gun, dropping it heavily onto the counter in front of me. I feel the stares intensify. The old crone's eyes go wide, and she backs through a doorway covered by a filthy blanket. Several of the older men immediately get up, and make towards the door. They're smart. Someone clears his throat, and I watch the scene play out in the dusty mirror up behind the counter. There are six men left in the diner. Three are at a corner table, common laborers wearing coveralls and meshback gimme hats. The youngest has a stitched nametag on his breast, proudly announcing in red script that he's Earl. They sit straight-backed, not moving an inch, watching me watch them. There are two older men at a table directly behind me. I notice one of them has a slight twitch. The last man sits three stools away, trying hard to ignore me and the silent challenge my gun presents. I drink the last of the coffee and place the mug carefully on the faded formica. Now it's all about waiting. The rancid java boils in my stomach, and I feel the heat begin to build again in my crotch. It's gonna to be bad. I shrug out of the leather, the red dress shining like a beacon in the dingy glow of the diner. Everyone is waiting for what's next. They know who I am. They've read about me in the papers, seen my face on TV. They have no choice but to play the game according to my rules. Earl stands first, and makes a break for the door. I scoop up the gun and let him have one in the back of the neck, spraying crimson flecks across the plateglass. He goes down heavily as the other two members of his party rise from their seats. One of them has a gun, and I see the triumph in his face as he raises it towards me. His finger jerks spastically at the trigger, but something's wrong. He has left the safety on, and I see his face register the mistake. I give it to him in the chest. He falls back across the table as I give his friend one in the throat. He gurgles horribly, his hands clutching at his collar, and falls to his knees. The two men behind me are up and reaching, one close enough to get his hand on my arm. I shove the gun into his sternum and pump the trigger. He seems to explode, reeling back into his companion, knocking them both to the floor. The man on the stool does not move. He sits, and eats his eggs and bacon. The reek of cordite is sweet as I step across to the man on the floor and push the gun barrel right up against his ear. I wonder if he will hear it. The man on the stool shovels forkfuls of food into his mouth. I like him. I look down and notice there's blood and grey matter mixed in with the yellow ooze on his plate. He doesn't seem to notice. I hear the sirens. The old crone has slipped out the back and made the call to the police. I knew I shoulda taken her when I had the chance. Outside, the day has gotten brighter, and I notice the haze in the sky as I head away from the diner. It's all poison now. The water, the air. Poison. I reload the gun as the police cars roar up the street. I know where they're going. I wonder if the egg man will give them a description. I doubt it. There's a bus stop, with a news vendor. I buy a magazine and wait for the bus. It's All Relative It's All Relative belongs to ABC, not to me. This is based on the gay "dads" on ABC's Wednedsay night (8:30 PM EST) sitcom; you should watch and see if you like the show. The actors playing the characters in this story are gay (well, except for Bobby), but are not involved in real life, as far as I know. This is all fiction. Please don't take it as anything else. Don't read this if you aren't over 18. Please practice safe sex. -- Bobby O'Neill felt like a normal guy in a strange land. He'd spent his entire life around macho, beer-swilling men. That they were straight wasn't even questioned. Homosexuals were just a figment of the media's imagination, a very small minority who deserved nothing but contempt for their depraved lifestyle. Now he lived with two members of that minority, and they weren't that small after all. Bobby mainly put up with them because he was engaged to the girl they'd raised. He'd moved in with her because of his family's negative reaction to the news. Suddenly he had to spend days and nights with two flaming queens. He knew every ugly word, and sometimes had to stop himself from yelling them out. These guys were at times very prissy and judgmental and the worst of what he expected. Other times, they weren't what he expected at all. He never understood who played the man and who played the woman in queer relationships. In this one, Simon was muscular, confident, and witty. Yet he mainly stayed at home, when he wasn't teaching. Philip was of slimmer build, more effeminate, and balding. Yet, he was the primary breadwinner and at times the spokesperson for the couple. Bobby watched them when they weren't looking. He watched them even when he didn't realize that's what he was doing. Studied their easy rapport, shared jokes and memories, the gentle pats on the arm or tender kisses on the lips or forehead. Even a brief clasping of hands or a quiet whisper over the dinner table. They weren't that different from his own parents. Yet, they were nothing like them. Maybe this is how Bobby felt justified in standing outside their bedroom. They left the door partially open some nights, and although they weren't loud, one time he walked by and heard the usual light sighs, the inserting and releasing of general intercourse. He always wondered how guys fit their cocks into each other's holes, but most of the nights he'd seen Philip and Simon, they didn't bother. They would suck each other, or give hand jobs while they stared into each other's eyes and carressed each other's nude bodies. Their bodies were incredible for their age. Tonight, Bobby stood outside their door in his boxer shorts, willing himself not to watch, but unable to resist. Simon took off his college professor-like glasses and Philip gave him a look. The look was pure hunger, tenderness and adoration, as if he could not imagine he had found such a marvelous human being to share his life with. He'd gazed at their daughter that way more than once. Simon would return Philip's lopsided grin with a crinkled smile of his own, and take him into his arms. A bear hug. They held each other for a few moments before they shared a gentle, loving kiss. Philip slowly usurped control of the liplock and Simon happily let the talented tongue ravish his mouth. Then they began to strip. They undid each other's cuffs. Simon unbuttoned Philip's blue dress shirt and Philip pulled Simon's sweater over his head. Simon's chest was incredibly broad and bronzed, as well as totally smooth, while Philip had a light dusting of hair on his stomach and chest. Simon helped Philip out of his slacks and boxer shorts, exposing his surprisingly firm, pale cheeks, and average or maybe slightly above average endowment (Bobby hadn't studied enough dicks in his day to be an accurate judge). Philip kissed his way down Simon's chest, laving his pecs and abs and treasure trail in loving licks and bites, before unfastening Simon's belt with his teeth. No matter how many times Bobby saw those trousers lowered, he still gasped inside at the big bulge contained in the skimpy briefs underneath. Philip suckled the large, oozing cockhead through the dark blue fabric, slowly lowering the material inch by inch and grinning like an idiot when the fat, long prong slapped his cheeks. He eagerly brushed the erection across his cheeks, nose, and forehead, covering himself in his lover's early ejaculate. Simon moaned as he was turned around. Bobby moaned, unknowingly massaging his own 7 hard inches through his boxers while he marveled at the round, expansive planes of Simon's sculpted ass. He had one of the largest, roundest, most beautiful butts Bobby had ever seen, an ass to make JLo weep with envy and Ben to weep with...something else maybe. Philip obviously appreciated his gift and sank his teeth sharply into both sweet cheeks before parting them to dive tonguefirst into the gooey center. This was the part where Simon hissed the loudest. Years of self-control kept him from screaming and whimpering for more. Bobby wasn't surprised to see them getting a tube of lubricant. He was surprised that Philip, schlubby Philip, was the one lathering up. Simon's matinee idol face was pressed against a pillow, and he waved his bubble butt in the air, begging for entry. Philip mounted him, effortlessly, and they began a long, methodical, pleasurable session of anal sex. Bobby understood why they didn't do this every night. It was clearly something they only wanted and needed when they felt the time was right. The utter contentment on Philip's face as he played Simon's body like a violin, the way he stroked his scruffy hair while being milked by his velvet glove, the way his back arched and his dimpled buns squeezed when he mewled his pleasure and emptied his orgasm into Simon's body, was beautiful. They were lovers. Soulmates. Bobby could deny that he respected them, he could deny that he had watched them and had just come in his own pants, he could deny that his fingers were sticky with his semen as he rubbed his mouth and tasted his own cream. But he would never deny their love for each other. Philip stayed inside Simon as they curled up to sleep, Philip's head on Simon's barrel chest. An awkard but rehearsed fit. They fit in each other's arms perfectly. And knowingly or not, they had taught Bobby just how universal love truly was. It's All Relative Pt. 01 All names and characters in this story are fictional and all characters are at least 18 years of age. Enjoy! Chapter 1 It had been 6 months since the tragic accident that killed my Uncle Steve. His car had been hit head on by a drunk driver when he was on his way home from work one night last fall. The news of his death left my entire family devastated. No one more so than my aunt Elizabeth and my cousin Lauren. He was their whole world. My aunt Elizabeth, or Aunt E as I called her, was my mother's younger sister. She was far too young to be a widow at the age of 36. I didn't get to see my aunt or cousin much since they lived about 8 hours away by car but I always loved spending time with them at family events or when we occasionally made the long trip to visit. As I matured through my teen years and began to pay more attention to the opposite sex, I couldn't help but notice how well put together my aunt was. Like my mother, she had been blessed in the breast department. I figured that must run in the family. Aunt E was always in great shape and the hours that she put in at the gym clearly paid off. Aside from the big tits, she didn't look much like my mother. I always made a point of finding time to chat with my aunt when we were together. She was 14 years older than me but still a lot closer in age to me than my mother who was 15 years her senior. She was sort of like an aunt/big sister to me. I felt comfortable telling her things that I would never discuss with my mother. Throughout high school and college, Aunt E would always ask me if I was seeing anyone or ask about parties I had been to. It was like she was living vicariously through me. Since Aunt E had Lauren when she was only 18 years old herself, she never ended up going to college. She worked at a local bank until she met my Uncle Steve. They were married soon after and Aunt E moved out of town. Things were starting to get back to normal as much as they could for my aunt and Lauren. Aunt E was working again and Lauren had just graduated from high school. My younger cousin had definitely matured over the past few years and had become an absolute knockout just like her mother. I had just graduated from college myself and was planning on taking the summer off before I jumped into the "real word." While sitting down at breakfast one morning in early June, my mother told me she had a great idea. Curious as to what she might be talking about I asked her to fill me in. "How would you like to go spend the summer with Aunt E?" mom asked. I knew she had been worried about her little sister since Lauren would be leaving for volleyball camp and Aunt E would be home all alone. I had no significant plans for the summer and getting out of town for a bit didn't sound like such a bad idea. Plus, I knew Aunt E would really appreciate the company. "Sure mom," I replied. "I know it's been a tough few months for Aunt E and I'd be glad to help out in any way that I can." My mother wasted no time getting on the phone to call my aunt. I quickly realized that she hadn't yet brought her idea up with my aunt. I guess she wanted to make sure I was on board first. "Oh stop it Liz," my mother said with that big sister tone. "Sean has no plans for the summer and you could use some company around the house when Lauren leaves for camp." Aunt E knew my mother was right but still hesitated for a few minutes before accepting the offer. She was looking out the window at a fast growing lawn and figured it might not be bad to have some help around. "Ok sis. Having Sean around might actually help keep me sane," my aunt responded. "If I had to sit around this house alone I wouldn't do anything but think of Steve. I still can't believe he's gone." My mother could hear the sadness in her sister's voice. "Then it's done," my mother said. "Sean will drive down on Thursday so he can see Lauren before she leaves." My aunt started to warm to the idea of me spending the summer. "Sounds good sis. Thanks for always being there for me. I love you." My mother smiled as she hung up the phone. "Thank you again for agreeing to this Sean. I know you won't see your friends as much this summer but you're doing a good thing." Most of my friends were already starting their jobs or moving away so I wasn't really making a big sacrifice. "No problem mom," I said. "That's what family is all about." Chapter 2 After throwing together a couple of travel bags on Friday morning, I said goodbye to my mother and hit the road. During my drive I wondered how things would be with my aunt and Lauren when I got there. I hadn't seen either of them since the funeral and I was hoping things wouldn't be awkward at all. After the funeral service our whole family gathered at a local restaurant for brunch to share memories of my Uncle Steve. As is typical with our family, it wasn't too long before the drinks were flowing and the tears turned to laughter. There were so many great Uncle Steve stories to be told. I looked over and saw Lauren sitting by herself up at the bar. She was glad to have so much family around but she wasn't quite ready to yuck it up with everyone. She had a water with a lemon sitting in front of her but she was spending more time stirring the cup with her straw than actually drinking it. I grabbed my beer and headed over to join her. I had only been legal drinking age for about a year at that point. I was often the one at school who would buy alcohol for my friends since many of them weren't yet 21. It always made me feel important for some reason like I was special. I figured I would try to impress my younger cousin and see if she wanted a real drink. "Hey cuz," I said to Lauren. "Your mother has told me you're a bit of a party girl so I'm guessing you'd prefer something a little stronger than that water. Want me to get you a real drink?" Lauren allowed brief smile and nodded her head yes. Knowing she was having a rough day I order her a Long Island Iced Tea. I figured that would do the trick. Lauren was 4 years younger than me but looked just as good as any of the chicks on campus. I knew she was about to graduate from high school and I assumed she was sexually active since 18 is considered late to lose your virginity these days. Plus, I knew from my conversations with Aunt E that Lauren was very popular at school and was the admiration of many of her high school classmates – both male and female. As captain of the volleyball team, the girls wanted to be like her and the guys wanted to be, well...in her. When the bartender walked away I slid the drink over to Lauren and gave her a wink. She smiled and I couldn't help but notice the way her young, natural breasts hung in the top of her dress as she leaned over to take a sip from the straw. She definitely inherited the same big tits that my mother and my aunt have. After taking a long sip from the straw, Lauren looked up and caught me staring at her chest. She didn't say anything but she smiled and quickly wrapped her lips around the straw to take another sip of her drink. She let out a cute little burp and waved her hand in the air as if to request another drink. It was a good thing that the bartender wasn't looking or we might have been in some trouble. I ordered Lauren another drink and we chatted some about her plans for college. Before we knew it it was getting late and almost everyone else had already left the restaurant. My mom and Aunt E stopped over to check on us and said they were going back to a neighbor's house for some coffee and danish. Knowing that we probably weren't interested in coffee and danish, Aunt E asked if I would bring Lauren back to the house since I had my car outside. "Of course Aunt E," I said. "I'll make sure your lovely daughter gets home safe and sound." As my aunt patted me on the head, she noticed the drink in front of Lauren and gave her a somewhat disappointed look. "And you little Miss," mu aunt said. "Be careful! Don't give your cousin any trouble, ok?" It had been a tough day for both of them so my aunt didn't have the strength to lecture Lauren about drinking. Our mothers left and we headed out shortly after them. On the ride home I could tell that Lauren was feeling the effects of her drinks. She was very chatty and started telling me about how she and her boyfriend had broken up about a month earlier. I asked her what happened. She said it was a long story and she didn't want to bore me with all of the details. She told me that she's glad they broke up because he treated her like shit but that she really missed the sex. I almost drove the car off the road when she mentioned sex. Like I said, I assumed that she was sexually active since she was 18 and gorgeous but I didn't know for sure until now. Still feeling good from the drinks myself I didn't hesitate to keep the line of conversation going. "The sex huh?," I said as I tried to keep my composure. "Aren't you a little young for that cuz?" Lauren laughed and reminded me that I was only four years older than her. "You mean you weren't fucking when you were my age Sean? I heard you were a player when you were in high school so don't even pull that shit with me." I did have a bit of a reputation within my family I guess. Much like my cousin, I got a lot of attention from the opposite sex when I was growing up. I was an athlete so I took good care of myself. I was always in shape and it didn't hurt that I was blessed with a decent sized cock. My mother would always tell Aunt E about my many "girlfriends" that made visits to the house. "So you've gone a whole month without any sex?," I say sarcastically trying not to sound too creepy asking about it. "Is that what you're telling me?" "Yes. I haven't had a real cock inside of me for a whole month," Lauren said with a pouty look on her face. "With all that's gone over the past few days I need some right now more than ever. I just want to forget about everything and feel good for just a little while." I looked over to see my cousin staring right at me. Her arm was moving and I followed it all the way down to her hand which was buried in between her legs. "I really need to be fucked Sean and I was hoping that you could help me out," Lauren said as she rubbed her pussy through her panties. I couldn't believe what was happening. My own cousin was looking at me like a piece of meat while she played with her pussy with one hand and her tits with the other hand. She was pinching and squeezing her nipples between her fingers. I wanted to pull the car over and fuck her right then and there but I was having too much trouble wrapping my head around what was taking place. I told Lauren she had too much to drink and that we were almost home. When we got to the house I walked up to the front door behind Lauren with my hands on each side of her waist so that she didn't fall over. She took her keys out but was having trouble getting the key into the keyhole. I grabbed them out of her hand and cracked a joke about her being so tipsy. As I reached from behind her with the key to open the door, Lauren reached behind her back and grabbed my semi-erect cock through my pants. "By the way, you are going to give me what I want Sean," Lauren said in a sexy voice that I'd never heard her use before. "I want to feel that thing inside of me." I knew the feelings I was having were wrong but I didn't even care at that moment. I wanted to do whatever I could to keep my cousin's spirits up and if it meant fucking her sweet 18 year old pussy then I would just have to suck it up and deal with it. "Let's go to my room," Lauren said. As we made the short walk down the hall to Lauren's bedroom she pulled her dress off over her head. To my pleasant surprise she wasn't wearing anything under her black funeral dress. Her body was absolutely amazing. Lauren was about 5'6", with long brown hair, a tan body, and she had an incredible figure. Her ass was as tight as you would expect from a star high school athlete. As she turned into her bedroom I caught a side view of her naked tits for the first time and it was breathtaking. I followed my cousin into her room and immediately grabbed both of her tits from behind. I've always been a boob guy and my cock stirred as I fondled my cousin's beautiful tits. I still felt a little weird about what was happening but I had never been more horny in my life than I was at that very moment. I worked my hands down the front of Lauren's body until I reached her cleanly shaved pussy. I could feel how wet she was as I ran my fingers from her asshole to her clit several times over. "Your hands feel so good on my body Sean," Lauren said through a subtle moan. "That thing of yours that keeps poking me in the ass feels really good too," she laughed. "Let me see what you're working with." Lauren turned around and dropped down to her knees. She unfastened my belt and then pulled down my zipper to free my straining member. She let out a gasp when my cock flopped down in front of her face since she had never seen a cock that big before. She wrapped both hands around my shaft and slowly began working them up and down using my precum as a lubricant. "Mmm...this looks so delicious. I hope having your little cousin suck your cock isn't too weird for you," Lauren said with a devilish smile. I couldn't even muster a response before she had me deep down her throat. I could tell this was not the first time she had given a blowjob. In fact, she'd probably given hundreds of blowjobs I thought to myself based on the way she was sucking me off. Her warm mouth felt so good on my cock. She held the back of my legs with her hands as she furiously bobbed her head back and forth. I couldn't believe how deep she was taking me. She took my full length all the way down her throat and held it there until she could no longer breathe. Then she pulled her head all the way back and spit on the head of my cock. I wasn't sure how much more I could take before I exploded. I could feel the pressure of my load building up in my balls. I kept wondering if this was really happening but there was no mistaking it each time Lauren sucked the head of my cock like she was a vacuum cleaner. I was now holding her by the back of her head as I literally started fucking her face. I'm sure she knew I was getting close to cumming but she didn't seem to care as she continued to take every inch of me down her throat. "Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking cum," I said as I felt my load ready to launch. Lauren never broke her rhythm as she continued to suck me while I exploded into her mouth. She seemed to start sucking me even harder making every effort not to lose a drop of my jizz. "Mmm...your cum tastes so fucking good Sean," Lauren said as she licked up and down the length of my shaft. After she sucked the last drop of cum from the head of my cock she stood up and began kissing me passionately. Her tongue was exploring the inside of my mouth and I got a taste of my cum from the load she had just swallowed. Lauren laid down on her bed with her legs spread open. "Now it's my turn to cum," she said as she started playing with her pussy. "Will you be able to get that thing hard enough again to stick in this tight little pussy?" "I don't think that will be a problem," I said as I moved towards the end of the bed. Just as I prepared to part her pussy lips with the head of my cock I saw what appeared to be headlights turning into the driveway through the window. "Oh shit!" I yelled out loud. "I know Sean," Lauren responded. "I can't believe we're about to fuck either but I want your cock in me so bad." "No. Fuck! Our mothers just pulled in the driveway. I need to get out of your room," I said in a panic. I was surprised that Lauren had more of a look of disappointment on her face than panic. "I can't fucking believe this. I NEED TO GET FUCKED!," Lauren shouted at me. "I know and I want to fuck you more than you know but I don't think my mother or yours would appreciate it, much less see it or hear it," I said I quickly pulled my pants back on and headed out of Lauren's room downstairs to the TV room. When my mother and Aunt E came in I could tell they had had a few more drinks at the neighbors and I'm not talking about coffee. My mother told us she was tired and was heading straight to bed. She came over and gave me a kiss on the head before she went off to her room. Aunt E wiped down the counter in the kitchen and tidied the place up a bit. She mentioned that she was also exhausted from the emotional day and was about to turn in for the night. I had a strategically placed pillow from the couch over my crotch to hide the erection that I still had from my time up in Lauren's room. I couldn't get the image of Lauren's lips wrapped around my cock out of my head and the tent in my pants was proof of that. I didn't think much of it while I watched my aunt fix the pillows and cushions on the other couch but I must have turned 5 shades of red when she pulled the pillow off of my lap to return it to its usual spot. She didn't notice anything at first but when she turned back towards me to say goodnight I could tell she had spotted the large bulge in my pants. My aunt just smiled and said, "Goodnight Sean." Chapter 3 I arrived just about an hour or so before Lauren left for camp. A part of me was hoping I'd miss her so I could avoid any awkward moments as a result of the funeral night. She had sucked me off that night until I came in her mouth and then I was inches away from sliding my cock into her young pussy before we were interrupted. I wasn't sure how she would react because I hadn't talked to her since that night. Aunt E, or Liz as she asked me to now call her, had fixed a farewell dinner for Lauren. It was her favorite grilled salmon with asparagus. We all sat down to eat and my aunt asked me how my drive down was. I told her about my trip but it was apparent that I was distracted by my sexy cousin across the table. Lauren was wearing a tiny pair of black shorts and a white sports bra that was so tight you could almost see her big tits right through it. Her nipples were poking through the skin tight material. My aunt noticed her daughter's hard nipples and the way we were looking at each other and asked if everything was alright. "Yeah, everything's fine Liz," I quickly replied. "Me and Lauren bonded on the night of the funeral and I think we're both sad that we won't be able to hang out at all this summer." "Oh really?," Liz replied. "Bonded, huh? I'm glad you two have become closer. Family is so important and you two are very lucky to have each other as cousins. Don't ever forget that." My aunt said that I was free to stay as long as I wanted so she was sure I'd see Lauren when she came home to visit. Just as we finished eating there was a beep outside. Lauren's ride was there. She gave me a big hug and then a kiss just at the corner of my mouth. I noticed the smirk on my aunt's face when that happened. Lauren then gave my aunt a hug and a kiss and she was on her way. Me and my aunt stood out front and waved as the car disappeared down the road. "You must be exhausted from your long drive today Sean," my aunt said. "Why don't you bring your bags upstairs and take a shower while I clean the kitchen." I definitely could use a shower and it would give me a chance to release the load I had built up before Lauren left. "That's a good idea Liz," I said. "Ha, Liz. I still feel funny calling you that. Anyway, I'll be back down as soon as I'm cleaned up." My aunt smiled at me and I made my way upstairs. I threw my bags on the bed in the spare room and stripped out of my clothes. I grabbed a towel and took a quick peek out in the hallway before crossing into the bathroom. I hung the towel on the back of the door and turned the shower on. While the water was warming up I grabbed a bottle of lotion from the sink and squeezed a bit into my hand. I began stroking my cock while in my head I pictured the moment that I was about to enter Lauren's sweet hole. I was pumping my shaft furiously as I imagined what it would feel like deep inside of my cousin's pussy. It's All Relative Pt. 01 It wasn't long before I was shooting ropes of cum across the bathroom and onto the floor. I gathered myself and quickly cleaned up the mess I had made before jumping into the shower. When I came downstairs my aunt was sitting on the couch watching TV. She looked really hot wearing just a pair of pajama pants and a white, wife beater t-shirt. She had her legs folded underneath herself and she patted the spot next to her on the couch motioning for me to sit down. I was wearing a pair of gym shorts with no boxers and an old t-shirt. I don't know if my aunt was intentionally trying to turn me on but the sight of her tits in that wife beater was making me hard. Remember, she was only 36 years old and she most likely had not had any physical contact with a male in the six months since my Uncle Steve's accident. "So what are you watching Liz?," I asked. "Eh, not much on really. Just kind of flipping around," my aunt replied. I could tell she was a little down and I assumed it was because her baby girl was gone for the next eight weeks. "You'll be fine Liz," I told her. "Lauren is a grown woman now and she can take care of herself. Plus I came all the way down her so you wouldn't be sad all summer." My aunt laughed and rolled her eyes at me. "Oh is that right? You're gonna keep me happy all summer long?" The thoughts that raced around my head at that moment were so wrong. I had already gotten head from her daughter but to actually fuck my aunt would be too much. I couldn't tell if she intended the sexual undertones in the words that she chose. It had been quiet other than the sound of the TV for a few minutes as we both got lost in some stupid infomercial. "You know me and Lauren have become so much closer since her Dad passed," my aunt said to break the silence. "The last six months that we've been on our own has given us a lot of mother/daughter time together." I always forget that my aunt and Lauren could almost be sisters based on their ages. I mean my aunt was only 18 when she had Lauren which always made me wonder if she was a little slut when she was younger. My mother told me she was a big hit with the guys before she settled down with my Uncle Steve. "We made a pact that we would always be there for each other and that we'd tell each other everything," my aunt said. I started getting a little anxious and wondered if she really meant "everything." "Last night we sat and talked for hours since we knew that we weren't going to see each other for a while," my aunt explained. "We have such a special relationship now that we act more like sisters instead of mother and daughter." I wasn't sure where my aunt was going with this but I was hanging on every word. "Believe it or not, last night I was telling Lauren how I'm starting to have some needs again," she said. Needs? She can't really be telling me this can she? "You're still a beautiful, young woman Liz and it's only natural for you to have needs. It's nothing to be ashamed of," I assured her. "Oh, I'm not ashamed Sean...believe me," my aunt said with a laugh. "How about I grab us a couple of beers?" My aunt headed out to the kitchen and when she returned I noticed that her nipples were beaming through the front of her wife beater. I didn't remember them being like that before she left the room. Could she have possibly done that on purpose when getting the beers from the fridge? Was she trying to tease me? "A cold beer for my favorite nephew," my aunt said as she handed me a bottle. She couldn't help but notice that my eyes were glued to her tits and more specifically her rock hard nipples. We were both quiet for a few moments as we enjoyed our beers. I thought I had noticed my aunt about to say something but nothing came of it. After another minute or so I was taking a sip from my bottle when my aunt spoke. "So Lauren told me that she sucked you off until you came in her mouth," my aunt said matter of factly. Holy shit! I spit my beer out and the bottle fell out of my hand and onto the floor. "Was it something I said?" my aunt asked. "Liz, I'm so sorry," I said with a terrified look on my face. "I don't know what happened. We were both pretty drunk and it was obviously a big mistake. I don't blame you if you hate me and never want to see me again. Please don't tell my mother!" I wasn't sure what was about to happen. I had never been more scared in my life. My cousin had given me a blowjob and we almost fucked and now her mother knows all about it. I can't believe Lauren fucking told her about us. What if my aunt tells my mother? I am so fucked! "Don't be sorry Sean," my aunt said. "Lauren loves you and you've always been so good to her. Obviously you two took things a bit further than most cousins do but you're both adults and you care about each other." I was stunned. How could she not be furious with me? "Lauren also mentioned that you have a nice, fat cock," my aunt said. This can't really be happening I said to myself. Am I really about to go down this road with my aunt too? My mother's sister? "She told me that she loved feeling your big cock deep down her throat right before you came in her mouth," my aunt added. "She also told me I would be an idiot if I didn't take full advantage of you staying here this summer." I just sat there with an obvious bulge in my shorts and my mouth wide open. "Keep that mouth open Sean because I want you to eat my pussy," my aunt said. "Lauren told me she didn't have a chance to get off with you and I'm gonna make sure that doesn't happen to me. Do you want to eat my pussy Sean?," my aunt asked as she slid her pants off and threw them on the floor. She wasn't wearing any panties and she had a neatly trimmed patch of hair just above her box. She leaned back on the couch and put both of her feet up on the coffee table. I pulled my t-shirt off and positioned myself between my aunt's legs. She was squeezing her tits in her hands as I lowered my face to her beautiful mound. I inhaled her sweet aroma as I slowly began licking along each side of her cunt. I parted her lips with my hands and buried my tongue inside of her pussy. Licking her juices and sucking on her clit as she began to moan with great pleasure. "Yes! Eat my pussy Sean," my aunt said obviously enjoying herself. "You eat my pussy so fucking good!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing from my aunt. It all makes sense now. She really was a little slut when she was younger. She's still a slut now I thought to myself. Pregnant at 18 means she's been fucking for at least 18 years minimum. I continued switching from sucking on her clit and flicking it with the tip of my tongue. "Oh my god Sean," my aunt moaned. "You seem to enjoy eating pussy just as much as I do." Did my aunt just say she loves eating pussy? This keeps getting crazier than I could ever imagine. "One night a few years ago me and your uncle had a get together with another couple that got a little wild," my aunt told me. "I was eating my friend Ashley's pussy while she sucked your Uncle Steve's cock and her husband fucked me from behind. Can you believe I did that?," my aunt asked. I was too stunned for words plus my mouth was buried in my aunt's pussy anyway. "That was the wildest night I've ever had," my aunt said. "Maybe until tonight anyway. The thought of fucking my nephew is driving me so crazy right now. I'm sure you've noticed with the way my pussy is dripping." I was lapping up my aunt's juices and fingering her pussy when she exploded on my face. She arched her back and let out a loud series of moans as her first orgasm hit. I pulled my fingers from inside of her and stuck them in her mouth so she could taste herself. "Ok, your turn sweetie," my aunt said as she sat up and threw me down on the couch. "Let me have a taste of the delicious cock that I've heard so much about." My aunt slowly pulled her t-shirt up over her head revealing the most amazing tits that I have ever seen. I almost came just at the sight of my aunt's rack. She did a little dance for me and pulled on her nipples for a minute before kneeling down between my legs. "Try not to cum too fast ok," my aunt said with a smile as she took all 8 inches of my cock down her throat. I almost lost it immediately but I knew I had to hang on a little longer. My aunt worked my shaft like a professional, using her lips, tongue, both hands and just the right amount of spit to do the job. After blowing me for a few minutes she ordered me to fuck her tits. Who was I to deny her this? She squeezed her big tits together with her arms and spit down into her cleavage. God she looked so fucking sexy. I slid my cock in between her melons and slowly began pumping away. As good as it felt fucking her tits for a short while, I couldn't wait any longer to bury my cock deep inside of her pussy. She needed a good fucking and I was just the nephew to give it to her. "Do you want me to fill you up with this cock?," I asked my aunt with what must have been an animalistic look in my eyes. "Do you want to feel what your little slut of a daughter never got to experience? Get up here and sit on my cock you naughty little whore." Any inhibitions that I had been feeling earlier were now completely gone. I had never been more turned on in my life and the thought of being seconds away from fucking my aunt was almost too much to take. I was sitting on the couch completely naked with my cock sticking straight up in the air. My aunt climbed up on the couch and stood over me for a brief moment. Her pussy was right in front of my face so I didn't hesitate to get a few licks in before she positioned herself over my cock. "Are you sure you're ready for this stud?," my aunt asked as she began to squat down. "I've never been more ready for anything in my life," I replied as my voice quivered with excitement. "Good...because I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before," she said. My aunt lowered herself down until the glistening head of my cock parted her sweet pussy lips. "Oh Sean," she moaned. "I've thought about this moment since the night of the funeral. No pillow should ever hide a cock as amazing as this!" My aunt quickly gained a rhythm as she began to grind on my cock. I was in heaven. I've had my fair share of pussy over the years but being balls deep in my aunt was a fantasy that I never imagined would come true. She began to feverishly rub on her clit as my rock hard shaft slid in and out of her tight, dripping hole. I was massaging her tits with both of my hands as she really started rocking back and forth on my cock. She removed her hand from her clit and held it over her shoulder so I could suck her sweet juices from her fingers. The taste of her pussy was exquisite. "Your pussy is fucking incredible Liz," I said as she continued bouncing on my cock. "How would you like me to bend you over the kitchen table and fuck you from behind?" "Mmmm...you must have read my mind babe," my aunt replied. "Doggy is my favorite. I love hearing a man's balls slap off of my ass while he's fucking me from behind." I held my aunt's hand as she slowly raised her pussy up off of my swollen member. She pulled me up from the couch and led me into the kitchen. Watching her naked ass from behind as we headed towards the kitchen was enough to keep me from losing any ounce of my erection. Once we were in the kitchen I walked over to the window to pull the shade. "Leave it Sean!," my aunt demanded. "I don't care who sees us fucking. In fact, the thought of someone possibly seeing you pound my pussy really turns me on. I'd fuck you in front of your mother right now if she walked in." My aunt was clearly in a state of ecstasy and so was I. I walked back over to her and pulled her in close to me. I looked deep into her eyes without saying a word and plunged my tongue into her mouth. We swapped spit for about 30 seconds or so before I grabbed her by the hair and bent her over the table. "Oh, you like to get a little rough do ya?," my aunt asked. "That's good because I love having my hair pulled when I'm getting fucked." I wasted no time burying my cock deep inside my aunt's pussy. She let out a moan once I was all the way inside of her. I had a handful of her hair wrapped in my right hand as I began to punish her from behind. Her head was pulled back as I continued slamming my shaft into the depths of her cunt. As I pounded my aunt's pussy from behind her massive tits swayed uncontrollably as they hung down from her chest. I let go of her hair and put my hands on each side of her waist. I began pulling her body back into me each time I thrust forward into her. This was the most amazing experience of my life. Even better than when Lauren gave me head. Now I was fucking her mother who was a bigger slut than Lauren could have ever imagined. "I don't want you to ever stop fucking me Sean," my aunt shouted as another orgasm hit. I could feel the walls of her pussy tighten around my cock. That feeling was too much for me to handle as I shot my load deep inside of my aunt's pussy. "Oh fuck!," I yelled as the most amazing feeling I had ever felt came over my body. "Your pussy is incredible Liz. I can't believe I just came inside of you." "Mmmm. I can feel your warm cum inside of me Sean and it feels amazing," my aunt said. As my cock returned to its flaccid state I pulled it out of my aunt's little piece of heaven. I spun her around and we kissed as she began stroking my now limp shaft. "That was fucking amazing Sean," my aunt said. "Now I know why you've always had so many little girlfriends running around. If your mother only knew what her little boy was capable of doing with this cock," she continued with a laugh. I sucked my aunt's eraser-sized nipples into my mouth and my cock began showing signs of life as she continued stroking me. "Do you have enough in you for one more round stud?," my aunt asked as she began rubbing her pussy with her free hand. "I want to taste that cum of yours this time just like Lauren got to. I can't have my daughter having one up on me," she said with a wink. "Let's go to my room." My aunt ran into her room like a little schoolgirl and dove onto her queen sized bed. She laid down on her back and slid up to the top of the bed. She spread her legs wide open and started rubbing on her clit. By this point I was hard again and couldn't wait to be back inside of her. "Come take your aunt's pussy," she said. "This is your pussy now Sean. Anytime you want it, ok?" I climbed in between her legs and once again inserted my entire length deep inside of my aunt. Even though I had cum just minutes beforehand I could already tell that I wasn't going to last long. The whole experience was just too much to take. I was laying on top of my aunt in the missionary position as we began to fuck. This time was a little different however. It was like we were making love instead of just fucking like animals. I was looking directly into my aunt's eyes as I slowly pumped my cock in and out of her pussy. We were kissing as we fucked and it was beautiful. "I love you Liz," I said with a serious look on my face. "I know you do hun," my aunt replied. "I'm so glad you'll be spending the entire summer with me. You know I love you too. And I really love your cock," she said with a slight chuckle. After another few minutes of passionate love making I knew I was almost ready to bust again. "So you want me to cum in your mouth this time huh?," I asked. "Yes Sean, please," my aunt moaned. "I wanna taste your cum so bad." I pulled out of my aunt's pussy and hopped up out of the bed. She rolled off the bed at the same time and dropped to her knees. "Give me that fucking load Sean. I wanna swallow every last drop of your cum," she said. She started sucking the head of my cock into her mouth as she worked over the rest of my shaft with her hand. I could see the muscles flexing in her arm as she stroked me to the brink. "Uh...uh...aaahhhhh...aaaahhhhhh," I yelled out as my load exploded into my aunt's mouth. She continued stroking and sucking me until every last drop of cum had been drained from my cock. When there was nothing left in me my aunt looked up and parted her lips to show me her mouth filled with my cum. She swallowed it all down in one gulp and licked her lips to make sure she hadn't left any behind. "What a perfect night this has been Sean," my aunt said as we both climbed back into the bed. "Thanks again for coming all the way down here to stay with me this summer. I think it's going to work out very well for the both of us." "I think so too," I replied as I kissed her on the forehead. "I can't wait to call Lauren in the morning. She's gonna be so jealous," my aunt said with a laugh. We both drifted off to sleep as I held my aunt tightly in my arms. I guess my mother was right when she told me that morning at breakfast that she had a great idea. I couldn't agree more. This is going to be the best summer ever! It's All Relative Pt. 02 This is a continuation of my story It's All Relative Pt.01. You may want to read that first to familiarize yourself with the characters and background. Aunt E will now simply be referred to as Liz. All names and characters in this story are fictional and all characters are at least 18 years of age. Enjoy! * "You dirty little slut," Lauren said jokingly to her mother on the telephone. "I knew you wouldn't waste any time before getting familiar with Sean's cock. Was it amazing?" "Oh my god it was unbelievable baby," Liz replied. "I must have cum at least 4 or 5 times. You weren't lying about the size of that thing. Or the taste of his cum for that matter!" "I'm so jealous," Lauren said. "As soon as I get back from camp I am definitely taking that cock for a spin." Both mother and daughter laughed as they continued to catch up on Lauren's first night at camp. Lauren was jealous that she hadn't been the one to fuck Sean but her mother wasn't the only one who had seen some action the previous night. "So have you made friends with any of the other girls at camp?," Liz asked. "Funny you should ask that," Lauren said. "I actually got pretty well acquainted with my roommate last night." "Oh? Do tell," her mother replied. "Well, we were hanging out in our room after practice was done for the day and Stacy had gone to the bathroom to shower," Lauren explained. "When she came out of the bathroom she was completely naked and she has the most amazing body! I've always admired other beautiful girls but this was the first time I actually felt something sexual after seeing another chick." "So what happened?," Liz asked. "I think she noticed the way that I was looking at her because she gave me a little smile as I headed for the shower," Lauren said. "When I came out I was wrapped in a towel and was surprised to find that Stacy was still completely naked sitting on the floor. She said since I had seen her naked it was only fair that she get to see me naked as well." "Seems fair," Liz responded. "So I laughed and dropped my towel to the floor," Lauren said to her mother. "Stacy told me that she's had some experience with other girls and that I had the most amazing body she had ever seen." "I'll take the credit for that," Liz joked. "Ok, go on." "She asked if she could feel my tits because she couldn't believe that they were real," Lauren continued. "I figured what the hell so I told her to help herself. She began massaging my tits with both hands and then she leaned in and took a nipple in her mouth." "Wow, she gets right to the point huh?," Liz asked. "Yeah, I could kinda tell this was not her first rodeo if you know what I mean?," Lauren said with a laugh. "I could feel my pussy getting wet while she was sucking my tit and at that point I was prepared to go with the flow." "So it sounds like you had an interesting night as well huh?," Liz said. "It was so hot mom. Stacy laid me down on the floor and she ate my pussy so fucking good. I came at least twice," Lauren said. "And I never imagined I'd fine myself eating another chick's box but I loved it. Tasting Stacy's sweet juices when she came on my face was one of the hottest things I've ever been involved in. I think we'll have a good time together for the next few weeks. We already talked about seducing one of the camp councilors. A threesome will be a blast since we both love a good cock too." "Just be careful baby, ok?," Liz said in mother mode. "You know I will. Love you Mom!," Lauren replied. "Love you too hun," Liz replied Liz was all worked from listening to her daughter's sexy story about hooking up with Stacy. She started rubbing her pussy and couldn't believe how wet she had gotten at the idea of her daughter eating another girl's pussy. It had been a while since she had tasted some pussy herself and she couldn't get the thought of doing it out of her mind. "Looks like someone's having some fun without me," I said as I came down the stairs. "You wouldn't believe the conversation that I just had with your cousin," Liz replied. "Oh really? What's up with her?" I asked. "Well, apparently she and her roommate had a little fun last night. Let's just say that you and I aren't the only ones that know what pussy tastes like anymore," Liz said. "Wow. She's really turned into quite a little slut huh? Looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree as they say," I said jokingly. "I guess you're right. The weird thing is that I can't believe how fucking wet I am after hearing my own daughter tell me about messing around with another girl," Liz explained. "She's growing up so fast and she's obviously become a sexy young woman." "I won't argue with you about that," I replied. "I bet you can't wait to stick that big cock of yours inside of her huh?" Liz asked me. "I am looking forward to it but she's not here right now and you are. I'm not gonna sit here watching you rub your pussy like that without giving you some more of this," I said as I pulled my semi-erect cock out of my shorts. "You want to go another round?" Without saying another word my aunt grabbed my cock and began to devour it. She was deep throating me like an animal. I guess she wasn't kidding when she said that Lauren's story had turned her on. I started fingering my aunt's pussy while my cock was buried down her throat. She was dripping wet just as she had told me. After a few minutes of amazing head I stood my aunt up on stripped off all of her clothes. I dropped my shorts to the ground as we walked towards the stairs. "So you wanna fuck in my bed again huh?," my aunt asked me. "Been there, done that," I replied. Right then I bent my aunt over on the stairs and drove my cock deep inside of her. I began pounding her from behind as her massive tits swayed in all directions. "Give me that pussy," I said to my aunt. "Give your nephew that fucking pussy you dirty whore." "Oh my god. Don't stop fucking me Sean. Keep stuffing me with that big cock," my aunt said trying to catch her breath. "Oh I'll keep fucking you don't worry about that," I said. We were both so worked up that this session didn't last as long as the night before. After another few minutes of drilling my aunt from behind I turned her around and shot my load all over her face and tits. She sucked some of my cum off of her nipples and then proceeded to suck every last drop of cum from my shaft. We shared a deep kiss for a couple of minutes before my aunt stood up from her seat on the stairs. "Ok stud. I actually have a few things to do today so I'm gonna go clean up and hit the road," my aunt said. "Ok sexy. I'm gonna go for a jog anyway so I'll see you later on for dinner," I said. I gave my aunt a quick kiss on the lips and we went our separate ways. Chapter 2 As you would imagine, the next 6 weeks were filled with daily fuck sessions between me and my aunt. Every time was like the first time. We couldn't get enough of each other. This had been the most amazing experience of my life so far but things were about to go to another level. It was Saturday morning so I decided to sleep in. I was lying in bed with a pillow over my head and my morning wood was in full effect. Since my aunt and I had become so familiar with each other I didn't even bother wearing anything to bed anymore. Suddenly, I felt a hand wrapped around my cock and figured my aunt wanted to get right at it that day. "Couldn't stand to let this morning wood go to waste huh Liz?," I asked with the pillow still over my head. "I'm not Liz and I've been waiting 6 long weeks to feel this fucking cock inside of me," my cousin Lauren said. I had almost forgotten that this was the weekend that Lauren was returning from camp. I had been so caught up in fucking her mother that I lost track of what day it was. Before I could even remove the pillow from my face and focus on what was happening my cousin was already lowering herself on to my cock. Her pussy was soaking wet as she must have been imaging what was about to happen during the whole ride home from camp. I slid easily into her tight, wet box and she began to feverishly ride my cock. "Your cock feels so fucking good buried in my pussy Sean. You can't imagine how bad I've wanted this," Lauren said as she bounced on top of me. "How does it feel to finally put your big cock in your little cousin?" "It feels amazing," I replied. "I've been waiting a long time for this myself." I was mesmerized as I watched my cousin's big tits bounce up and down to the rhythm of our fucking. I grabbed her by the waist and would pull her right back down every time she rose up on the length of my shaft. I began to buck my hips and really drive my cock deep inside of her pussy. After riding me for 10 minutes or so she hopped off and started sucking her pussy juice off of my cock. She took my whole length in her mouth and her lips were pressed up against by balls. She spent the next few minutes alternating between sucking my cock and my balls before I got behind her on the bed and started pounding her pussy doggystyle. She was taking my cock like a champ. "Yes! Pound my fucking pussy Sean. Give me that fucking cock," Lauren shouted. I followed her orders and continued fucking her from behind with everything I had. She was reaching between her legs and rubbing her clit while I drilled her with my cock. "Well, well. That's quite a way to welcome your cousin home Sean," I heard my aunt's voice say from the doorway. I looked over and Liz was standing there completely naked. She was rubbing her pussy with one hand and squeezing one of her gorgeous tits with the other. I continued fucking her daughter from behind as the thought of my aunt watching me fuck her daughter drove me absolutely wild. Lauren looked over at her mother and just smiled. She didn't care who was watching. "Oh my fucking god," Lauren said. "It's everything you said it would be Mom. His cock is incredible!" "I would never lie to you baby," Liz replied. "But I can't just stand here and let you two have all of the fun." My aunt began to walk towards us and she climbed up onto the bed. "Why don't you show your mother what you learned at camp while your cousin stuffs your little pussy with that cock of his," Liz said. Liz positioned herself with her legs spread wide open so that her pussy was directly in front of Lauren's face. I couldn't believe that my cousin was about to eat her mother's pussy while I fucked her from behind but that's exactly what happened. Lauren quickly buried her face in her mother's box and it looked as if she had quite a bit of practice with Stacy while away at camp. "Oh yeah eat my pussy baby. I love feeling my baby girl's tongue on my clit while I watch your cousin fuck that sweet little pussy of yours," my aunt said. I felt like I was having an out of body experience. Was I really balls deep in my own cousin while she ate her mother out? Liz began to moan loudly as her daughter licked and sucked her pussy like she was a full blown lesbian. It wasn't long before I completely lost it and shot my load deep inside of Lauren's box. "Mmmm. Looks like it's my turn to taste your pussy baby," my aunt said. "Come here and let me suck that cum out of your little cunt." My aunt and Lauren switched positions and my aunt began to eat her daughter's pussy like she hadn't eaten for weeks. I just laid there and watched the two of them for a little while as my aunt tried to extract every ounce of my cum from her daughter's fuck hole. After a few minutes my aunt slid up and looked as if she was going to kiss her daughter on the mouth. However, just before their lips were about to meet my aunt used both of her hands to spread Lauren's lips apart and she dropped a load of my cum right into her daughter's mouth. They switched positions again and spent the next couple of minutes swapping my cum between each other as they laid on top of one another. Before long I was at full mast again and decided I would take full advantage of the position that they were in. "Don't either of you sluts move from where you are," I commanded. "I'm going to fuck the both of you like the filthy little whores that you are." I got in between their legs and inserted my cock first into my aunt's pussy which was on top. I must have pumped my shaft into her about 10 or 12 times before sliding out and then sliding into Lauren's pussy. The two of them made out like teenaged lovers as I alternated between fucking my aunt's pussy and my cousin's pussy. "You two are the best thing that's ever happened to me," I said in complete ecstacy. "I can't fucking believe what we're doing right now but I never want it to end." "It doesn't have to end baby," my aunt moaned between breaths. "You can fuck the both of us whenever and wherever you want." "Good because I'll never get enough of fucking your pussies," I said as I felt another load of cum brewing. I hopped up off the bed and told my aunt and cousin to get down on their knees so that I could spray my load on both of them. They took turns sucking my cock and my balls for a minute or so before I coated both of their faces with a monster load of cum. They began kissing each other once again as they licked my cum off of each other faces. We all collapsed onto the floor and laid there speechless for the next few minutes. "So what do you think about moving in with us Sean?," my aunt asked me. "Yeah, we could really use a big strong man like you around here permanently," Lauren said. "I can't think of a good reason not to," I replied. "As long as I get to spend my days fucking and sucking my two favorite relatives I am never going to leave this place." "Well it's settled then," my aunt said. "Yeah. Welcome home stud," Lauren said with a laugh. We all chuckled and I realized that my life was about to change forever. I love my family. The End. It’s All Rock and Roll to Renée When Sophie initially broached the idea that they form a rock and roll band, all of her friends thought she had slipped off the tracks, so to speak. In particular, Renée had serious misgivings concerning what to her was a dubious enterprise to say the least. Sophie was proven correct when they seemed to jell immediately upon their first few practices and soon they sounded as if they had been together for years. Renée’s old teenage ‘angst’ poetry made great fodder for their original songs and they would intersperse those with the top hits of the day. ‘The Marauders,’ as they came to be known were highly successful at playing at sorority and fraternity parties and finally were accorded the honor of opening for the headliner act that was performing at the university’s homecoming concert. It was to be held in the university outdoor amphitheatre on Friday evening before the homecoming game and dance on Saturday. On early Friday evening, Renée was beginning to feel quite excited concerning her involvement in the homecoming concert. As their part in the concert was due to start in a half an hour, Renée was quickly changing into her costume. As she stood nude except for a thong, she held up her skimpy outfit consisting of just a whisper of a top that barely covered her nipples, much less any of her ample breasts and a macro-mini skirt. The outfit was another thing Renée initially had misgivings over, but Sophie had managed to appeal to Renée ’s vanity by expressing to her that this was their big chance and their performance badly needed some sex appeal. None of Renée’s more traditional bra and panties would have sufficed under the outfit, as they would have been larger by far than the top and skirt. Renée had adamantly refused Sophie’s suggestion she wear nothing beneath the extremely short skirt. They finally had to travel to an adjoining town to locate a specialty shop that sold thongs tiny enough to wear beneath the skirt. Unfortunately the dressing rooms at the amphitheatre were currently under repair and Renée was going to have to dress for the concert in her room. Although by doing so, Renée realized the drawback was she would have to walk though the campus from her room in the dormitory down to the amphitheatre and suffer the stares and possibly obscene catcalls from male students and visitors she would pass along the way. She would not be able to rely on her boyfriend, Sid, for a ride because he had a late lab that day and calling for a cab was out of question because of it being homecoming weekend. All of them would be busy transporting visitors from the airport and railway station to the university. Because of the unseasonably warm weather, Renée hadn’t brought back to school any of her long warm winter coats yet and she didn’t even have a raincoat to put on over the skimpy outfit. Usually she could have borrowed a coat from one of her friends on the floor, but they all had already left for the evening and she wasn’t comfortable around any of the other young women in her dorm. In fact, unbeknownst to the good hearted Renée, none of them could stand her thinking she was too stuck on herself. Dressing quickly and how else could you dress in such a minimal outfit, she thought and double checking in the mirror on her wall that her top did indeed cover her lovely aureoles, she left her room and began walking down the dormitory corridor. Finally arriving at the back stage area and still blushing furiously at the obscenities that were suggested to her on her way there through the campus, Renée noticed Kell tuning his electric guitar and Irvin removing his cowboy hat and long cattlemen’s coat in anticipation of his role as lead singer. Sophie was quickly darting hither and yon in a frenzied attempt to micromanage every activity, pertaining to their performance. As she was stepping past, Renée touched Sophie on her shoulder and said, “Sophie, I’m here!” Turning quickly toward Renée, Sophie exclaimed, “Renée, you look absolutely fabulous in that outfit! Doesn’t she, Irvin?” “She looks incredible,” Irvin replied, leering salaciously at Renée. “Uh, Renée,” Sophie said while pointing at Renée’s bust line. Quickly glancing down, Renée espied that both of her breasts were completely exposed because her flimsy halter top had fallen near her waist! “Oh my God!” Renée shouted, while quickly adjusting her scanty halter-top. More to escape the smirks she observed on Sophie and Irvin’s faces than anything else, Renée stepped toward the front of the stage and peered through the red, velour curtains and out into the audience. She ascertained every one of the red, plush theatre seats that sat row upon row were filled in the huge amphitheatre. There was also a mosh pit area that was used during rock and roll performances. The mosh pit was already completely filled with overly excited young college age men and a few especially hardy young women, along with a number of high school boys from the local town and a few old hippies. Most of them were already body-slamming each other and pogoing everywhere. Since the backstage crew had set all of their electric equipment up, Sophie ordered, “Everyone, hit your mark!” Renée, who was playing the tambourine and singing backup, took the mark next to Irvin very near the lip of the stage. Sophie, who was playing electric bass and Kell, who was playing electric lead guitar, were standing slightly behind Irvin and Renée. Behind Sophie and Kell stood a preprogrammed drum machine. Perceiving everyone was on their mark and ready to perform, Sophie ordered the curtain opened. As the curtain began to open, the activity in the mosh pit became even more frenzied. Launching into their first song, Renée felt herself caught up in the excitement of the crowd and began some frenzied dancing of her own, never noticing the affect she was having on the males in the mosh pit, which was significant. They had ceased all prior activity and were now all crowded at the lip of the stage intently watching Renée, as her extremely short skirt flew up near her waist totally exposing her narrow see-through thong. Midway through the performance, one of the college age men could no longer control himself and reaching up and grabbing Renée’s thong, he pulled it off her body thereby completely exposing her currently wide open labia to the sexually charged crowd of young males! As Renée screamed and attempted to step back from the edge of the stage, Irvin and Kell both reached out attempting to prevent her from being pulled down in the mosh pit. When another male reached up and grabbed Renée’s ankles, she was quickly yanked completely off the stage leaving Irvin holding her skirt in his hand and Kell holding her halter-top! Sophie quickly ordered Irvin and Kell, “Keep playing! She’s only playing a tambourine, for God sakes!” Renée, who had been stripped completely naked except for her high heels, quickly disappeared into a sea of hands and young men! She suddenly felt hands clutching, and rubbing every inch of her body. She realized her screams could not be heard above the loud rock and roll performance and most of the people in the main audience in the theatre seats probably hadn’t noticed a thing out of place! Renée couldn’t believe this was happening to her. To be pulled off the stage in front of twenty thousand rock and roll fans was one thing, but to be stripped almost completely naked in front of them was just too horrible to even think about. She had continued to scream without break in hopes of eliciting some kind person’s attention who would pull her out of this hideous nightmare. The beautiful young black-haired woman attempted to crouch in an effort to hide her most precious secret places, mainly her breasts and her pussy when suddenly there were two fingers jammed up her lovely vagina and her screams reached a new crescendo, but as the fingers continued to probe, she began to moan in sexual pleasure. She felt her nipples become erect and then mouths that sucked gently suddenly covered each one. Her sexual enjoyment moved up a notch and she began moaning louder. As Renée was writhing on the sea of bodies that was presently holding her off the floor, she felt two fingers being jammed up her rectum also. The more she attempted to free herself from them, the further the fingers went into her. Someone began kissing her passionately and rolling their tongue all around her mouth. Renée felt herself being stimulated to a point of sexual frenzy and began to literally move her body up and down in time with the pounding drum machine of the rock and roll performance. Suddenly the fingers were withdrawn from her vagina and replaced by a seven-inch rock hard penis. As the penis entered her fully, Renée began screaming in ecstasy. The penis inside of Renée that belonged to a nameless, faceless, young male began stroking harder and harder until it shot its load of hot cum straight up her. Renée was disappointed when the penis limply withdrew, but was delighted when it was replaced with an eight-inch steel hardened penis that went even further up her. As the sea of hands she was resting on raised her up in time with the thrusting penis, she began to feel her orgasm coming on in waves. “Oh, yes!” she screamed, “Fuck me! Fuck me hard!” As the cum flowed out of her body, she felt the eight-inch penis shoot its load of hot cum into her and then quickly withdraw, only to be replaced with another stiffened penis of indiscriminate length. Immediately after achieving orgasm, Renée felt a semi-hard penis being slipped into her rectum. Apparently someone was now lying on the floor underneath her. As she attempted to move in a fashion to dislodge herself from the penis inside her rectum, it only served to make the penis harder, while at the same time causing the penis pounding at her vagina to become even more frenzied in its stroking, which in turn caused Renée to feel a new orgasm welling up in her. As she screamed in ecstasy while the cum again rolled out of her, she felt hot sperm being shot up her vagina and her rectum at the same time! As the rock and roll performance continued, so did the sexual performance in the mosh pit. Penis after penis were inserted into Renée and continued to shoot hot loads of cum into her, while she continued to experience multiple orgasms. When Sophie announced their last song for the evening, Renée felt more than a twinge of disappointment. This was by far the best sex she had ever experienced. ‘It’s never going to get any better than this,’ she thought wildly. Suddenly an apparently desperate young man, who was saddened by Sophie’s announcement because he realized that the sexual action could never continue during the intermission between the two acts, rammed his six-inch penis into Renée’s mouth. She began sucking the entire length of it in and out of her mouth while rolling her tongue over the tip and quickly brought it to orgasm. She drank some of the hot sperm and then withdrawing her mouth, she reached up with both hands and guided the penis to shoot its load of cum all over her hair and face sexually exciting her so much it caused a new wave of cum to cascade out of her. Renée was then truly amazed to see a young woman’s short skirt hovering over her face. She correctly assumed some nameless student could no longer control herself and had thrown caution to the wind. Renée reached up with her hands and tore the young woman’s skirt and pretty black panties off her body while wondering vaguely what the now half naked woman would do for the rest of concert and then Renée guided the woman’s brunette framed vagina down on her mouth. Renée began to manipulate the young woman’s clitoris. She could hear the sexual moaning of the young woman, which caused her to become even more frenzied with her tongue’s manipulations. Renée suddenly felt the largest orgasm of her young life coming on simultaneously with a penis shooting hot cum up her vagina, and another penis shooting its wad of hot sperm up her rectum while the young woman dripped cum down her throat. In the throes of world-class sexual excitement, Renée began to shriek so loud it could be heard over the din of the rock and roll band. Suddenly it was all over! Sophie announced, “There will be a forty-five minute intermission so the stage can be set up for the next act.” Disappointed hands gently deposited Renée on the floor of the mosh pit and politely stepped around her as they waited for the next act to be introduced. A few minutes later, Renée was still lying stark naked on the floor covered in cum and too physically weak to stand after being wracked with so many orgasms in such a short time. The only people who were paying any attention to her were the assorted stagehands that were working on setting up for the next act and Irvin, Kell, and Sophie. Irvin jumped down off the stage and stood over Renée drinking in with his eyes every inch and aspect of her beauty which was all exposed in front of him and asked solicitously, “Are you okay, Renée?” Before she could answer, Sophie commanded, “Irvin, you get away from that used piece of spent jet trash and come over here immediately!” Irvin instantly complied and he and Sophie walked back stage to watch the next act from close up. Kell jumped down off the stage and, while pulling Renée to her feet, exclaimed, “Wow, Renée! You are truly amazing! I never even heard of anything like that, much less have the opportunity to witness it. No wonder Sid is so hot for you!” And he too turned and returned backstage. Renée blushed to receive such a wonderful compliment and then she left the mosh pit and staggered across in front of the seating of the huge amphitheatre and then out of the facility entirely, not caring in the least that thousands of people had just witnessed her walking in front of them stark naked with gobs of cum still hanging off her. One of those startled onlookers was Betty Johnson, Doctor Carson’s personal assistant. Doctor Carson was head of the university hospital where Renée was a nurse-in-training. Betty sat shocked with her mouth agape staring after the totally nude figure of Renée. ‘What in the world is going on with that girl? I’m going to have to get to bottom of this. We can’t have this sort of thing reflecting badly on the university hospital’s program. She will need to receive some negative consequences for this totally unacceptable and inappropriate public behavior. Renée did receive a number of extraordinary suggestions and invitations, as she staggered through the campus stark naked covered in cum, but she felt so physically calm and drained it didn’t bother her. Finally reaching the sanctuary of her room, she threw herself down on her bed and fell asleep almost immediately, but not before thinking, ‘Wow, I hope Sophie asks me to perform next year at homecoming!’ The End It's All the Bird's Fault "Helllllllllp....... Helllllllllp." She screamed from down the hall. "My god, what the hell is going on down there?" I thought to myself. Then I hear it once again. "Hellllppp..Hellllp!" Why was she screaming? I stood, ran down the hall, not stopping to think what might be on the other side of that door, I opened it. What I saw I could not believe. Right there in the middle of the room was the biggest red and blue parrot I'd ever seen. I mean I've seen some big birds, but this one must have been three feet tall. Then I saw the lady who must have owned the bird. She was an older lady,maybe in her 50's, not a bad body either. She stood there starring at me like I was some crazed man bent on having my way with her, then realized I must be there because of the bird. "Oh god, I'm soo sorry, was Hermit bothering you?" The woman in front of the cage asked me. "Hermit? That's the name of the bird?" I asked. "Yeah, he doesn't like to go outside at all. We just moved in and he's still acting up from the car ride. He really didn't like to be out in the sun at all." She tried to explain. "Helllllllllllllllp!" Screamed Hermit again. I saw a small throw sitting on the couch and placed it neatly over Hermit's cage. She just looked at me strangely. "Didn't you know birds need darkness to keep them quiet?" I asked her. "No, I had no idea. But it seems to be working all right." She shook her head. "Why don't you let me get you a cup of coffee to say thanks for helping me with Hermit? Oh and I just made a coffee cake last night and I planned on having apiece just as soon as I got him calmed down, want to join me?" She asked with a hopeful glint in her eye. Who was I to turn down a cup of free coffee, so I nodded yes and walked behind her as we made our way to the kitchen. I couldn't help but watch the way her hips swayed as she walked in front of me. She poured two cups of coffee and sliced two pieces of coffee cake and brought it to the table. I had to admit the cake was really good, but as I took a sip of coffee to wash down the cake I almost spit it out. It was the most bitter, foul tasting coffee I had ever had the misfortune of drinking. "Hellllllllllllllp!" Hermit screamed again as I was about to ask about the coffee. She gasped as she heard the bird, her hands raking through her hair worriedly. She went to the cage, took the small blanket off and looked at the silly bird sitting there throwing his head back for another scream. "Oh for gods' sake Hermit, what's the matter with you?" She screamed as the crazy bird attacked the bars of the cage, squawking and rattling the bars like a mental patient bent on escape. I looked at the bird and his cage, noticing for the first time the brownish colored liquid in his water bottle. Just then Hermit decided to let out a scream that would have shattered a plate glass widow had there been one around. I put my hands over my ears and motioned for her to follow me outside. "What do you have in his water bottle?" I asked almost knowing what she would say. "Oh, I gave him some coffee, he seems to really like it and it makes his feathers shiny." She told me with a straight face. "Coffee? Sweetheart, that coffee is strong enough to melt the metal off the stove, I really don't think that bird should be having any." "Hellllllllllllp, Helllllllp Me!" The bird started screaming again. "Oh dear god, someone's going to call the police if we don't do something." I told her as we walked back to the cage. "Well." She started. "I have found one way to get him to stop screaming. It always worked the other times." She looked at me like she wasn't sure she should tell me. But what could have been so embarrassing? I thought. "OK, I'll bite." I said. "Biiiiiite Meeee!" The bird screamed. I looked at her noticing the pink flush that rose on her cheeks. "Ummm yeah I guess I have to watch what I say to a bird that can imitate what I say." She giggled. "Well want to tell me how to shut him up?" I asked. "Well," She said as she looked at the floor. "He always shut up for a while whenever me and my old boyfriend started kissing." The pink turned to bright red all around her face as she finished. "Oh, well I suppose I could do it for the bird." I told her with a devilish smile on my face as she looked up into my face her eyes looked mad until she saw I was teasing her. I walked to where she stood in front of the cage, making sure the bird saw what I was about to do. I placed my hand on the back of her head, still looking at the bird and brought her close to my body. Hermit had stopped rocking on the bars and was staring at us by this point. "Looks like this might work." I told her as my lips came down hard on hers. She kissed me back. Her arms tightened around my neck, her lips soft and pliant on mine as I ravished her mouth. My mouth left hers for a moment as I bit her ear, my tongue making small wet circles. But I stopped right as my tongue made contact with something very bitter. I pulled my head back and I looked down at her ear, discovering a small ball of ear wax right where my tongue had just been. I coughed and spit, damn near throwing up on the spot as she looked horrified at what had just transpired. "My god, ear wax. Shit!" I coughed again, trying not to vomit. She started crying, as she ran for the bathroom as she clutched her ear. "Hellllllllllllllp!" The damn bird started screaming again. I walked slowly to the cage so Hermit would see me coming. "I'm only gonna say this once you stupid bird, if you don't shut the fuck up I swear I'll rip your feathers off and deep fry your skinny little ass!" I shouted to the bird. All at once the bird stopped screaming and just looked at me, I think he understood me, no doubt I wasn't the first person to say this to him. He went casually back to his perch and started cleaning himself. I knew I would have to do something about that woman who was still sobbing in the bathroom. I knocked on the bathroom door. "Hey, um...you know I don't even know your name." I said through the door. I heard movement then she said, "Why not just call me ear wax!" She said through the door. "I'm sorry, why don't you come back out here. Things like that happen, it's alright. No big deal." I tried to comfort her even thought I didn't believe a word of it. I heard the door open and she appeared. Man, she looked awful, her eyes were all puffy, her mascara was smeared all down her cheeks and there was snot running out of her nose. I had to get the fuck out of here and fast. Just the sight of this bitch was making my stomach heave. Her hand came up, wiping the snot that dribbled from her nose all the way across her face. The mascara smeared on her cheek now mixed with milky substance from her nose damn near making me gag as I looked at her. "Why don't you let me do something nice for you?" She smiled as she dropped to her knee's, frantically pulling the zipper down on my jeans before I could stop her. "Dammit, what the fuck are you doin?" I asked astonished at her behavior. She had my cock out in record time, I tried to pull away from her but it felt so good as she deep throated my dick. Not many women had been able to do that. I wasn't huge but bigger than average at 8 inches, I was also thick. Almost as thick around as her wrist, but that didn't seem to stop her from taking the whole throbbing thing down her throat. I was about to lean back against the wall when she gagged on my cock. I saw stars as her throat muscles clenched around my cock harder than anything I've ever felt. I almost passed out from the pain as her throat clenched and unclenched on my cockhead. I tried to pull my cock from her mouth but I couldn't. It felt like she was biting me! "Damn it! Let go, down bitch, let me go!" I screamed, as she looked up at me and shrugged her shoulders. That's when I noticed something wasn't right. Her teeth weren't attached to her gums. "My god her false teeth were gripping my hard cock as they fell out of her stupid head!" I thought. I wanted to scream, please let this be some weird ass dream, but I was wide awake as she smiled her toothless smile and licked my now shrinking member. My cock fell out of her mouth followed by her teeth. I looked down at her mascara and snot streaked face as her teeth hit the floor with a loud pop. I finally got my cock back in my pants and backed away slowly from this silly bitch. I got outside the apartment and heard that damn bird squawking again. I only saw her and her stupid bird one more time, when she was moving out after the management gave her a 30-day notice. The next time I hear screaming, I'm not helping!