2 comments/ 68897 views/ 17 favorites Wee Wee Camp: A Humping They Did Go By: MeetTheHumpers Starring well-hung Henry Humper and jumbo-jugged June Humper in a new amorous adventure involving the parts that matter most. "Wee Wee Camp: A Humping They Did Go" Written by Victor C. Nathan and Chantal Lefleur "Oh, Henry," sighed June Humper, trying to stuff her oversized bosom balloons back into her bra as she held onto the steering wheel with the other, easing the car into the gravel parking space behind the cabin that she and Ward had bought as a vacation property at Lake Bonaventure a few years ago. "You are still Grandma's big tittie baby, aren't you, sweetie?" Bringing the car to a stop, she quickly pulled the two sides of her blouse together, fastening the buttons as she applied the parking brake. "Alright, you get the bags, Henry, and I'll get the picnic lunch I packed. We can put the bags in the cabin and then head down to the lake for our lunch. Would that be fun?" Henry did as he was instructed, and the two of them were soon making their way down the heavily wooded path that led to the lake. "This is going to be one fucking crazyass weekend," Henry remarked, walking purposefully slower than his grandmother, who wore a man's button up shirt that was tied below her mountain tits in a knot, a la Daisy Duke, and a pair of jeans that were cut off and dubbed "Daisy Dukes." The short shorts squeezed June's plump fanny, her ghetto booty that looked like it had been poured into them. Henry couldn't help but get a little excited as he studied the insanely voluptuous tittie matriarch, his 60-year-old grandma, June Humper from behind as she strode femininely, swishing her oversized ass from side to side. After walking for about five minutes, they exited out of the forest into bright sunshine that was reflected brightly in the calm, shimmering surface of the nearly placid lake. "Oh, just breathe that fresh air, Henry," June sighed, her huge hooters bobbling and bouncing as she inhaled deeply and then exhaled, purposefully forceful in order to make her boobs heave saucily forward. "Isn't the view just spectacular?" "Oh, it sure is," Henry responded, his eyes never leaving his grandmother's rather large, round ass and trying to get a good look at the gorgeous set of knockers that were not currently facing him. "That caboose of yours is certainly a site for sore eyes." "Tee hee hee, Henry," June laughed girlishly, handling her luxuriously large watermelons naughtily. "I meant the lake, silly." "There's a lake?" Henry laughed, finally raising his eyes from where they rested on her big bottom and the edges of her naughty chest humps, and taking in the beauty and serenity of the large, blue lake that stretched out for miles from the sandy beach they were quickly approaching. "Fuck that nature shit," Henry chuckled, feeling a twinge dart through his semi-hard-on inside his shorts as he took several steps closer to the busty full-figured vixen that he just happened to be related to, but finding quickly that his hungry wee wee didn't discriminate where top-heavy titties and bountiful bottoms were concerned. "Everything on you is natural too, you ghetto-bootied, globe-boobied Granny. And I find it much more interesting than the Natural Geographic nature slide shit. This is motherfucking wee wee camp; not the Boy Scouts." "Oh, Henry," June tittered, her back still partially towards him, titties peeking around her sides and moving, though still partially trapped by her shirt, while her barely covered plump and perfectly round ass was swishing back and forth seductively due to her effective movements at her narrow waist. "This looks like a good spot to spread out our blanket, Henry," June announced, pointing to the base of a large weeping willow tree only a few yards from where they stood as she fiddled with the restricting shirt that covered her delicious orbs. "The tree will give us enough shade so that we won't get too hot, or get sunburns. Wow, that water just looks so inviting." Reaching up to unbutton the shirt, she pulled it off of her shoulders, exposing a bikini top that strained to contain her mammoth mammary mounds, which not only filled the skimpy material but bulged over the top of it and out the sides, her erect nipples poking seductively through the thin fabric. As June shucked off her shorts, Henry's wee wee quickly jumped to attention at the sight of his curvy and reubenesque grandmother in a thong that left very little to the imagination. "Beat you to the lake, Henry," the hot old boob-laden broad challenged him, shaking her hot stuff. June smiled inwardly at her grandson's eagerness for her to entertain his private parts. Henry Humper was always in need of a tug or a clench, or some other activity that would bring relief to his always hungry wee wee. "Henry, sweetie?" June asked him, her own excitement rising slightly as her two fleshy girls rattled up and down under her itsy bitsy teen weeny bikini. "Could you set this big old picnic hamper over there for Grandma? It's pretty heavy." "Sure thing, you big-tittied wench," Henry retorted playfully, his ardor increasing with every glance at his grandmother's overstuffed bikini top. "Hand it to me, could you?" Releasing her hold on it, June passed it over to Henry, then turned in the direction of the lake and began to run. "Last one to the lake, can kiss my double wide ass!" his naughty grandmother shouted over her shoulder, running as fast as her legs would carry her, Henry, who had dropped the picnic hamper, now in hot pursuit. June ran as fast as she knew how, her hair blowing in the wind, her huge bazooms, barely restrained by her tiny bikini top, were flailing about wildly, pitching and rolling like a small boat in a North Atlantic storm. Her round, but firm bottom waggled from side to side in such a provocative manner that Henry's already slightly erect pecker grew to its full twelve inches, causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the swimming trunks he was wearing. "Oh no you don't, you big-tittied bitch!" the well-hung Henry shouted out, laughing as June's heavily hanging hooters almost knocked her in the face as she ran unsteadily along the uneven sand. "Come on, Henry!" June coaxed, laughing nearly as hard as Henry was, managing to keep a distance between them, her titan tits flopping and beating her face as they both headed for the water's edge. "You run like a girl, Henry! Tee hee hee." "I'll catch you yet, you hot big-hootered granny!" Henry yelled out, astonished at how berserk June's big ol' bobbling milkwagons were as they bobbed one by one and popped out of her tiny little itty bitty bikini top that only seemed to serve to cover her big spacious areolas that were pink, puckered and oh so suckable. "Ha ha ha! And when I do, you are going to get down on your knees and suck my wee wee till your mouth goes dry! I don't care how much I want to kiss your wide load ass! Ha ha ha! I'm gonna catch you, Granny!" "The hell you are!" June Humper giggled like a scampering schoolgirl as she tossed her superfluous bikini top aside, giving up and freeing her clapping and slapping knockers, the twin cheeks of her very wide fanny wiggling and jiggling back and forth and up and down, plump and beautiful and ready for kisses. "Come on, you slow fucker! You can't catch me, you slow wee weed fucker! And I'm carrying fifty fucking pounds around on my motherfucking chest like two fucking sacks of potatoes, though I've never seen you attack a spud quite like you glommed on to my old honkers on the drive to get here! I woooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn! I beat your ass, Henry!" "Son of a fucking bitch!" Henry cursed as his gargantuan grandmother, though 60, though carrying the weight of her whoppers like a colossus upon her tiny frame, arrived at the edge of the lake as he rushed to catch up, feeling horny even as he ran and needing her still bounding gifts as they began to cease their busy jouncing as they settled back heavily upon her chest, their nipples beginning to sweat just a little bit as a drop of perspiration ran dreamily down the surface of her smooth K cup flesh. Conceding that June was right and he had a promise to live up to, Henry got down on his knees behind his grandmother, her pleasingly plump buttcheeks close to his face. Puckering up, he leaned forward and pressed his lips firmly against the soft, supple and warm flesh of her ass and gave her a resounding smack that echoed along the empty beach. "Oh, Henry, how about my other cheek? You can't neglect the other side of my big ol' ass," June moaned naughtily, her skimpily thong- clad ass wagging enticingly before him, her big breasts hanging beneath her frame like two giant udders on a cow. Reaching around her, Henry took one of her huge fleshy pillows in each of his hands, although not able to hold onto all of her, even with hands as large as his. Giving them a rough squeeze, he puckered up once more and gave another huge smacker to June's exposed right buttock cheek. "Oh, Henry, that feels divine," June sighed, feeling her grandson's warm breath against her skin and his hands on her jouncing jumbo juggies, kneading them, squeezing the soft but still firm flesh and pulling down on them as though he were a farm hand milking Bossy the bovine. "Give Nana a few more smooches, sweetie, please?" "Nah," snapped Henry, cruelly letting go and pulling away from her fanny and releasing his vice grip on her aging udders. "I fulfilled my part of the bargain." "Henry Herman Humper!" June said sharply, in a very annoyed tone of voice, smacking him lightly on the shoulder, causing her left whopper to quiver once again. "All of these times that I've played with your pecker and now you're saying 'no' to me?" "That's right, Mrs. Humper," Henry retorted sarcastically, standing and wantonly fondling each of her jutting juggers in turn, yanking their nipples, and then slapping her hard upon her cushiony soft, but very firm ass. "But it's different with my big fucking cock. This fucker needs to come and it needs to come a lot. I'm hungry in my wee wee and I got a set of balls that are full of a lot of sticky baby batter. Your old ass is not in need of kisses, but my fucking pee pee pole needs to squirt, bitch. You know that shit. Plus, think of some of the fun my hard-on has given you, Granny. Tickle, tickle, tickle." "You smartass little fuck!" June said with a chuckle, leaning towards her grandson, tits first as the tips of her tawdry trollopy twin puppies grazed against his body, feeling sharp. "Oh, Henry. You used to be such a sweet, giving boy, and now you're.......you're.......well.......a selfish MAN! Ugh, is your big fucker all you ever think about? I mean, what about me?" "I'm just joking, Nana," said Henry, giving his grandmother a playful whack on the ass and then honking both of her hulking hooters before turning towards the water and wading in. "Holy shit, this water is cold," Henry gasped, quickly diving below the surface to get wet all at once, rather than by degrees as his amorous and stacked grandma slowly moved to the water. "Come on, Mrs. Humper! Don't be a fucking chicken! I mean, you could use those titties like fucking water wings and float around the fucking lake! Ha ha!" Not to be outdone by her young grandson, June stepped into the lake, cringing as the cold water reduced the temperature of her feet and lower legs by several degrees, so cold that it made her nipples and areola pucker and harden, despite the fact that she and Henry were not in contact with each other physically. "Watch out for shrinkage, Henry! Tee hee hee! Shrinkage can be a bitch! That big fucker could turn into a turtle and go into its shell, baby!" June warned, the nipples on her giant sacks of tittie looking like prunes by this point, the water feeling almost excruciatingly chilly to her full-fleshed body, her boobies and her fine old fanny. "Come here, Granny!" Henry called to his busty grandparent, his eyes locked on the two expansive bulges on her beautiful six-decade-old body. "I want to suck your titties again, like I did in the car! I've never sucked those honkers of yours in the water, unless of course you count the time you gave me a bath and scrubbed my wee wee all clean with bubble bath! I wanna suck those fuckers again! Bring those wrinkly nips here! I'd rather kiss them than your big wide ass anyway! Ha ha!" "Sorry, Henry, no can do," replied June, much to Henry's chagrin as she hauled her semi-nude full-figured voluptuous form out of the icy water, her tank-sized titties happily leading the way. "I don't know about you, but I'm fucking cold and I'm hungry on top of it. You can suck your Nana's big fucking titties later if you want, Henry, but I'm getting out of the water and starting the picnic. I'm about fucking hungry enough to gnaw off an arm, tee hee." Somewhat reluctantly, Henry agreed and the two of them walked arm in arm up the beach and back to where they had earlier spread their picnic blanket. June, still wearing only a thong, aroused Henry's libido as her every step made her enormously fleshy funbags sway hither and fro, and her broad hips and ass sashayed lasciviously, certainly sufficient to drive any red-blooded American boy wild with longing. Finally reaching the tree where their blanket was spread out, June grabbed a towel and handed it to Henry to dry himself off. "Let me check something, Henry," the jiggly-jugged June said, shoving her saucily sauntering set against his body, flattening her flesh, her heavy headlights against his bare stomach and then grabbing the elastic band of his swim trunks and pulling forward until she had a clear view down the front of his shorts. "Well, would you look at that! Oh, Henry, there's no shrinkage at all! Now that is some fucking impressive fucking shit! Look at Mr. Wee Wee! He is still as fucking long as he always is when he's not fully aroused, though he is so seldom unaroused that I forget what his softened state looks like! My goodness, your big strong soldier is so beautifully big! And people actually fucking wonder why I like to play with your fucking Mr. Wee Wee so fucking often! Shame on them for not fucking understanding!" "Granny, sometimes it seems like you're almost obsessed with my big fucker," Henry laughed, grinning widely, actually looking at her eyes instead of her breasts for the first time that day. "I mean, you tugged him twice before we even had breakfast this morning, and then you let me stick him between your breasts while we were getting ready to leave. I mean, he's never had this much fucking attention even at home, and I thought my Mom was obsessed. She can't hold a motherfucking candle to you, Big Tits." "Oh, baby," June crooned, slipping her hand down inside Henry's shorts, oblivious to the fact that she was still standing there, her mountains protruding, her body mostly naked and dripping wet. "He is an adorable big fucker, tee hee. I just can't seem to keep my hands off of him. It's almost like he calls to me, you know?" June slid her hand easily between Henry's taut abdomen and the fabric of his shorts, finally reaching out and touching the object of her search. "Ohhhhhhh, now I've got you, poopsie," June cooed huskily and seductively, forcing her big boobs still harder against his stomach as she gave her grandson intense eye contact, her little hand closing firmly around his oversized shaft, feeling the slightly veiny surface of the massive member that she loved so much. "Oooooooo, baby, you're getting so fucking big and hard and wonderfully long and thick. Sweetie, I love your wee wee so much, I just can't leave it alone. I just want to rub it and suck on it and hump it and all that good shit." "Ohhhh, Granny, I don't want you to leave it alone. Ohhhhhhhhhh, I want you to make it feel good, Granny. Ohhhhh, wee wee's hungry, Granny. Ohhhhh, wee wee needs to squirt so bad, I'll bet you can taste it. Ha ha ha. I do love you, Mrs. Humper, you naughty married huge-honkered broad. And your big tits too." Henry pulled back from June slightly, then leaning forward, pushed his face into the huge canyon that separated her twin assets. "Oh, Grandma Big Tits," Henry Humper sighed, pushing his face against her two twin boobies. "I could suffocate in here and die a happy man." As Henry buried his face within her cleavage, June stroked his wee wee until it was standing at its full twelve inch length and approximate four inch girth. "Ohhhhhh, that feels so good to my wee wee!" Henry cried out, his breath tickly against his grandmother's skin, a tickle that she felt intensely throughout her body, and especially in the very depth of her pussy. The naughty and extremely stacked as shit grandparent shook her shoulders, laughing as her twin titans softly boxed her grandson's ears. June gratuitously stroked his still expanding cock feverishly now, needing to satiate his penile hunger in order that they could then turn their attention to the picnic lunch she had prepared. "Granny, just pull my fucking shorts off!" Henry half screamed, half screeched, his voice muffled mainly because his moving lips were mashed into the insanely deep epicenter of June's crazy cleavage, her wafting knockers nearly wrapped around his head as she lovingly pulled, stroked and stimulated his now fiercely erect penis until the sensations derived from her loving stimulation began to violently tickle inside of his rock hard stalk. "Oh, Granny, I fucking need, I fucking need, I fucking need, I fucking need! Oh, fuck, do I ever fucking need! Wee wee fucking needs!" "I know you do, sweet cock," June told him, still shaking her shoulders and smacking his ears with her juggers as she grabbed the band of his swim trunks with both hands, releasing his weanie for the merest moment, and then forcing his shorts down his legs and off onto the ground. "Now we've got your fucker free!" Juggly-jugged June Humper was by this point both hungry for lunch and hungry for Henry's wee wee at the same time. "I guess I'm not going to get to eat if we don't take care of your needy wee wee, Henry," June chuckled, her stomach rumbling, having not had any sustenance since breakfast earlier in the day, but never stopping her smacking of Henry's ears with her pliable puppies. Finally pulling away from Henry, his face suddenly popping out from between her glorious golden globes, June dropped to her knees and opened her mouth, using her tongue to lap languorously at the shiny red knob of his rigid staff. "Ohhh, Granny, that feels so heavenly to my big fucker! Oh, fellate the fuck out of me, Nana!" Henry screamed loudly, reaching down to tweak her nipples and roll them around between the thumb and forefingers of each of his hands, savoring her ample assets as his wee wee throbbed. "Suck it, Granny! Fucking suck it!" June did as she was urged, opening her ruby red mouth and taking in the head of his penis, sucking hungrily on it while using her tongue to tease and torment him as she brushed her two hilly hovering humps of honking hooter against his bare legs. "Oh, suck the fuck out of my motherfucking wee wee! Give me a big fucking sloppy fucking wee wee fucking wash! Oh, Granny, I want you to fucking suck the shit out of me!" "Mmmphhhhh! Mmmmppphhhhh!" June grunted through her extremely obstructed mouth, her thick DSLs stretched wide around the girth of Henry's hard dick, her liberated whopping whompers, her wobbling hooters jiggling and juggling up and down as her bleached blonde head slid to and fro upon the length of his stalk, her saliva coating every inch of his massive manhood. Henry grunted with the intensity of the inflicted pleasure that felt so good it hurt, jamming his whopping weanie in and out of June's willing and giving face as he squeezed her honkers so forcefully that he was sure that he had to be hurting his grandmother's orbular assets, roughly fondling and pawing her abundant pounds of flesh as she sucked his pee wee so loudly now that he was quite happy that the area around the lake was deserted at the moment. His hands were on her huge, hefty hilltops, roaming their expanse freely with the occasional attention paid to her oversensitive nipples. It was enough to drive June nearly wild and spur her dick-sucking on, despite that fact that her feelings of physical hunger for the meal they were delaying with their sexual frolic were growing more intense by the minute. Anxious for Henry to finish up, she pulled out all the tricks in her proverbial oral bag, using her teeth to softly scrape the length of his shaft, pulling away from him to pay special attention to the ultra sensitive spot on the underside of his phallus just below the head. June poked it with the very tip of her tongue, then used the full force of her skillful tongue on it until Henry was bucking, thrusting forward and back, into and out of her mouth, grunting heavily as he did so, his breath coming in gasps as her milk- makers squashed flatly against his legs, nubile titflesh oozing beautifully in all directions. Her stomach growling audibly now and her whopping set of bosoms tired from the altruistic mauling, June pulled out all the stops and stuck the end of her tongue into Henry's urethral orifice, something that Henry's sister, Harriet had once dubbed "a wiggler", driving him past the point of no return. Wee Wee Camp: A Humping They Did Go "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Henry squealed like a tittie baby, feeling the hot sticky semen easing up through the tube of his trouser snake, spilling forth from the end of his wee wee warrior head in staccato bursts, jetting into his grandmother's oral cavity and flowing down her throat. Suddenly, pulling her head backwards and away from his wee wee, June giggled and pointed the head of Henry's firehose-nozzled pecker at her huge flesh balloons, squealing with childlike delight as the warm, slightly sticky substance sprayed all over their white expanse, covering them, drops of baby batter clinging to her nipples for a second before running down her torso. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Henry grunted, semen jumping in long ropes from the massive apple-sized head of his extremely engorged wee wee, pumping from his urethra and spitting again and again onto the naked and gloriously bouncing bowling ball bazooms of Grandma June, who giggled and tittered, shifting her shoulders only slightly to set her big boobies bounding and jiggling and wiggling and hopping like hyperactive kangaroos, their outlandlish heaviness giving them momentum as shot after shot of wee wee juice doused her heated hood ornaments, raining onto them with horny glee as Henry's endless explosion literally drenched her K cuppered weighty old honkers that, despite their age, Henry still loved to hump on lazy afternoons. "Hee hee hee, Henry! Oh, spit that sticky shit all over my granny globes! Hee hee, Mr. Wee Wee! Oooooooo, baby, I can't fucking believe how much you had built up! No wonder that soldier of yours was driving you so crazy! I can't keep assuming that making you come four or five times before we leave the house will make your wee wee go down! I haven't seen this many fucking hard-ons and ejaculations since the old guy next door went on a Viagra binge and fucked me all weekend when Ward was out of town!" "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! I've never squirted so much jizz in my entire fucking life, or at least since last night when we had a slumber party, Grandma! That shit is spitting out of my big fucking pee wee head like a motherfucking fire extinguisher! Ha ha! Your boobies are drenched!" "Oh, gosh, Henry," June laughed shamelessly, looking down to see that she was indeed drenched with ropes of semen strung between her big tittie pillows, some of it forming a dainty pearl necklace around her throat and the rest lying in small pools on her thighs, having dripped there from her naked torso. "It's a good thing that I prepared for this eventuality, tee hee, and brought a container of baby wet wipes. You shot way too much of the sticky shit on me for me to lick it all off. That would take all fucking day. Here, wipe your wee wee off, sweetums. I'm starving and need to get my other appetite sated." Tossing Henry a handful of the wet wipes, June pulled out some for her own use and dabbed at her glistening skin, wiping up her throat first before working her way down to her still shaking boobies, cleaning meticulously. Putting the wipes away at last, she noticed that there was still a small amount of ejaculate clinging precariously to her left nipple, so without missing a beat, she scooped it up with her right forefinger, bringing it to her mouth and licking at it with her tongue. "Mmmmmmmmm, not bad," Granny June murmured, winking at her grandbaby and then tweaking the flesh of her exposed woman wiggle. "It doesn't even need any salt." "Your wee wee juice is very yummy, Henry," June Humper told her well- hung grandson with a naughty grin as she pinched her left nipple, pulling outward on the skin of the finally unbouncing bazoom, dabbing at its stretchy beauty and lush skin that probably weighed close to 25 pounds alone and was capable of knocking someone cold with its tonnage. "I may get another sample of it later, if your balls top up a little after lunch. How would you like that? Need I ask, you horse- cocked fucker? Clean your wee wee off, Henry, so we can have lunch. Tee hee. Though I'm not as fucking hungry as I was. Gosh, I love the young cocks, and I don't give a shit who they're attached to. Mmmmmm, so yummy, Henry." "Glad you liked it, Nana," Henry smiled back at her, sneaking a peek at her puckered mams yet again, gaping at her newly clean titties as he wiped his leaking urethra clean. "Cause there's plenty fucking more where that shit came from, believe me." "Well, I don't know about you, Henry," said June, wiping her hands and dabbing at the corners of her sticky mouth with the wet wipe before turning her attention to the picnic hamper that they had brought with them to the lake, trying to avoid setting her titties a- tumbling again so that Henry would finally sit down and eat his lunch. "But I am really looking forward to this lunch I packed. What would you like, sweetie? I have hot dogs, ham, cheese, bread, pickles, some of my famous chocolate chip cookies.....oh, and I have some lemonade and a thermos of cold milk. I was thinking that I might have a hot dog, but now I'm not sure. I think I may have had enough weiner for one morning, tee hee." "Holy fucking shit!" replied Henry, as he finished wiping off his penis and tossed the used wipe into the trash bag. "It looks like you brought enough food to feed a fucking army, Grandma." "Oh, Henry," sighed June, her mammoth mammaries shaking salaciously as she leaned over the hamper once more. "I figured we might be working up quite an appetite, tee hee, so I made sure to bring lots." "I've got a real big appetite, and it's not just for sandwiches and shit either," Henry laughed knowingly, drying himself off a little, but never bothering to put his shorts back on as he sat down, now totally naked, still gazing admirably at his grandma's nearly naked body that still looked extremely beautiful despite its sixty years and many decades of fucking, of giving her beachball juggers to countless wee wees to fuck and her overdone pussy to countless men who had greedily boned her horny slot ferociously. "I think I'll have a.....uhhh......sandwich." "Henry, you don't need to put your wee wee in my cleavage right now, baby. I'm hungry for some food, sweetums. Oh, you meant a sandwich as in two pieces of bread. Tee hee. My mind is always in the gutter, which is really a pretty fun place to be." "What's it going to be, baby?" June asked again, digging out all the food and condiments from the hamper, as well as a couple of paper plates and some cutlery, her matriarch knocks slapping fleshily together as she moved. "What do you want?" "Gee, it all looks so good, Nana," responded Henry, looking at his grandmother's still shapely figure and feeling his wee wee quiver slightly at the thought of being between her gigantic globes again, like his cock had been earlier in the day. "Oh, you mean food? Sorry, Grandma, I got sidetracked again. Shit, I just can't keep my eyes off those big fucking titties of yours. I don't know which fucking appetite to satisfy first." "Oh, baby," June cooed, sneaking a surreptitious peek at the magnificent specimen that rested, only slightly tumescent, against his left thigh. "Eat now, play later, tee hee. Waiting for later can be so haaaarrrrddddd though, Henry. It's so cute to see that thing between your legs getting a sneaky erection and growing on grandma. But after lunch, it's going to be visiting a very special place. Of course, it will be a revisit. Tee hee. But we've got to get your tummy full before you can get your wee wee emptied again." "Okay, okay, Granny," Henry agreed at last, sparing another look at the watermelons she carried that were not a part of the lunch she had packed, at least not in the general understanding of a meal, their glory making his prick erect yet again and causing it to rigidly stand from between his legs, its big head hungrier even than the bigger one he was preparing to feed. June sat right beside the hamper of food, her jutting shelf of a bustline almost in the way. "Henry, dear," June said seriously, still removing things from the hamper and placing them on the blanket in their respective containers as her bust still swiveled upon her weighed down chest area. "What is it going to be, sweetie? Tell me what you want to eat. And I mean food, Henry!" "Okay, okay," Henry muttered, thinking his libido needed feeding more than his hunger, but realizing that he wasn't going to get any more wee wee camp thrills, meaning titties and ass, until after the two of them had eaten. "I guess I'll go for a ham and cheese sandwich, but where can I make it? I saw an ant or two on the blanket, and I don't want any extra protein in my fucking sandwich." "Hmmmm," thought June, wishing she had brought some sort of cutting board on which to prepare the meal. "I've got it! How would it be if I laid back on the blanket and you made the sandwich on my big motherfucking boobies?" "That's a great idea, Granny!" Henry exclaimed, beaming widely at the tittie queen of the Humper family, his penis straight and solidified between his legs as he almost burnt holes into his Nana's swaying and nippled sweat glands with his eyes. "I mean, you are the most useful when you are on your back, you big-tittied goddess. With your big ol' honkers up in the air like two fucking mountainous snow caps." "You got that fucking right. Gee, Henry, and it looks like Mr. Wean is kind of partial to the idea too. Fuck a fucking duck, I don't know how you stay hard so often. Grab some bread and cold cuts and cheese and I'll lie down on the other side of the blanket where we can have some room. You never thought you'd use your granny's old hooters for a fucking picnic table, did ya, Henry?" "I just love this shit," laughed Henry, grabbing the foods he needed and some condiments to set atop her medicine balls of flesh. "I can't wait to write my first letter home from camp. Mom will think this is fucking hilarious!" Once June was in the required position, tits pointed to the blue sky, Henry grabbed two slices of whole wheat bread, placing one on each of June's heavenly heaving bosoms, then topped one with several slices of ham, the other with a few thin slices of Swiss cheese. "Doesn't that ham look great, Henry?" June opined, laughing girlishly and watching the two slices of bread jiggle precariously on their nippled perches as she shifted her weight to cause her two "tables" to swing back and forth. "There's nothing like a good thick slab of meat, I always say, tee hee." "Hold fucking still!" Henry ordered, reaching out to stop half of the sandwich from bouncing right off by pressing a firm hand down onto each of her towers of tittie. "If this shit falls onto the blanket, it'll be wasted." "Fucking motherfucking fuckers in fucking wee wee fucking camp, your fucking titties are fucking big! Okay, there it is. A nice delicious sandwich. Holy fucking shit!" Henry cried out in ebullient admiration of the two twin hills, the Humper duo, the two mountains jutting up from the body of this busty blonde goddess of oversexed splendor. "Now all I have to do is bring the two sides of it together. Oh, fuck, I get to squeeze your fucking bosom buddies, Nana!" "Yes, baby, you sure do. You think you could throw another 'fuck' in there? I fucking figure you probably fucking could. Now, King Cock, put that fucking sandwich together. Use your ol' Granny like a 50 pound-puppied picnic table, good fucker! I mean, I think your wee wee looks ready. That motherfucker looks hard enough to swing from." Placing his hands on either side of June's prodigious chest charms, Henry pushed them together, slapping them forcefully enough to join the bread with the ham on it to the slice of bread upon which rested the cheese. "Holy fucking shit, that motherfucking rocks!" Henry laughed, smacking her bazooms hard together until the loud 'clap' echoed across the lake. "I wish Mom would let me make my sandwiches this way at home. Do you think she'd let me if I asked her nice, Grandma? I think I'll tell her what fucking fun I had. She hardly ever says 'no' to me if I ask her nicely, especially if it has something to do with my big fucker or her big suckers. Speaking of suckers, it looks like I got a little bit of mustard on your left nipple, Nana." Leaning forward, Henry opened his mouth, capturing June's pert, pink nipple with it and drawing it into his mouth, sucking hungrily, ostensibly to remove the offending mustard, but the knowing glance that passed between the two of them spoke of something more. "Mmmmmppphhhhhh!" Henry muffled, stretching his mouth open as wide as he could to take in as much of the skin of her left milker as he possibly could, feeling a tiny drop of pre-cum dribble from his stimulated pee wee and onto June's leg, so excited was he by her prodigious puppies. He often wondered why none of June's children, the ones she had breastfed, had stretch marks around their mouths. Her flesh mounds were wondrous wonders of nature, more vast, with more gravitas, girth and gargantuaness than any set Henry had ever sucked or fucked. He had simply forgotten about his sandwich for the moment and had made a feast out of his grandma June's bra-breakers instead, feeling grateful when he felt a warm hand close around the mushroom crown of his cock, almost in a comforting fashion. "Your big weiner makes me fucking hungrier than ever," June moaned, letting go of Henry's male appendage reluctantly and beginning to attempt to pull her raucous rack out of his reach, her growling stomach taking precedence over the hunger in her pussy for once. "That's enough fucking nursing, you big tittie baby," June told Henry, enjoying the sensation inside her boob, but wanting to get this meal underway at last. "Eat your sandwich, and Granny will pour you a nice glass of milk to go with it, okay, sweetums?" Henry eased his head back, releasing his grandmother's puckered pink nipple and areola with an audible popping noise, turning his attention finally to the sandwich he had just prepared. "I think I'm going to have a hot dog, Henry," June informed him, reaching past her overbearing set and into the hamper for a weiner she had boiled previously, and a bun to wrap around it. Henry devoured his sandwich like a starving man, anxious to rush through the superfluous meal in order to reach the main course of some huge fucking titties and most likely a good session of humping when his wee wee visited what June called "the special place." "Mmmmmmm, this is some good shit, Grandma," Henry complimented her as he looked at her chest trophies yet again and softly ran a finger down the underside of his pulsating stalk, wanting every inch of her titties, every pound of her flesh, every ounce of her feminine glands to enjoy, feeling by now a needful tickle deep within his crudely naked and erect sex organ. June devoured her weiner, some more mustard dripping past her jugs and onto her trim stomach and then down inside her thong bikini shorts. "I'll get that!" Henry burst out, reaching down to her swimsuit area anxiously, ignoring her awesomely stacked upper body, now hoping to cop a feel of her more intimate parts. "Oh no you won't, Henry Herman Humper!" June exclaimed, slapping Henry's hand away from her most private of body parts. "I want to get my meal eaten and if I let you stick your hand down there, only God knows how long we'll be. I was hoping to take a bit of a nap this afternoon, so you just keep your boobie-loving, nub-grabbing hands off of me until we have finished eating, okay?" "Okay, Nana," Henry sighed, sadly, feeling rebuked and rejected, but still wanting her bouncing boobies and her nubby wubby. "I was only trying to help." "Stop sulking and eat your sandwich," June laughed, shaking her head for emphasis, as her big bosom buddies shook accordingly, a sight that caused Henry's rigid pecker to leap up hopefully in his lap, standing tall at such an angle that it could almost be classified as a north pointer. "Eat your fucking sandwich, you silly boobie boy," Henry's grandmother ordered, rubbing one of her pert areolas only to torment Henry even more, watching as a spasm leaped through his cock and balls. "Tee hee hee. Eat now, play later, biiiiiiggggg fucker." "You mean......?" Henry inquired hopefully, not even having to voice his desires for her body, even parts that did not include her oh so bosomy udder-like teatsies, her boobie charms. "I guess we'll see, sweetums," June replied, winking knowingly at her favorite boy as she only faintly wobbled her bobbling whoppers at him. "Special, special, special. Mmmmhmmm." "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, shit, Granny. Am I dreaming? I must be fucking dreaming. How could one wee wee ever be so fortunate? And my wee wee sure is hungry too. It's starving. I love you, Nana." "I love you too, my big-dicked, big boobie-loving tittie boy," June said, smiling warmly, almost platonically at her daughter's youngest child. "Have a few of these chocolate chip cookies that I baked for you, then we'll pack up and go back to the cabin for a bit of a nap. I'm pretty fucking tired, what with all the excitement of your visit and all." "I love your cookies, Nana," Henry told her earnestly, needing and wanting her body at this moment and the overendowed cans it contained. "Remember the effect that they have on my pecker? Nap, my ass. I'll use my magic wand to pin that oversized jumbo-cheeked ass of yours to the fucking mattress, sweetheart." "Oh, Henry, you are such a dear sweet boy, you really are. Now finish up and then we'll pack all of this shit up and head back. Did you have enough to eat? Here's a little more milk, and I want you to finish every drop. With all the fucking body fluids you're excreting, I don't want to risk you getting all dehydrated." "Mmmmmm, good!" Henry yelled joyously, gulping down the milk with almost as much enthusiasm as he normally had when he sucked his grandma's tits, his member hungrier than ever for fuck. "Well, let's pack up and head back to the cabin for a 'nappie.' I sure am fucking 'tired', Granny." "Yeah, I'm sure you are, Henry," June chuckled under her breath, wobbling her set of teats at him once again for emphasis. "You want another glass of milk or have you drank enough to keep your love gun a-firing? Tee hee. Those cookies make your fuckstick stay permanently erect. It's like rigor mortis sets in, but you're fucking still alive. Tee hee." "Hurry up and get that fucking basket packed up, bitch," Henry snapped with a laugh as he slapped his bosomy blonde bombshell granny on the fanny with an open-handed slap that resounded. "I hear the cabin calling me." Ten minutes later, June unlocked the cabin door and held it open so that Henry could pass through it first, since he was carrying both the blanket and the picnic hamper and had no free hand to spare. "Gosh, I'm tired," sighed June, running her hand through her blonde mane and wiping some perspiration from her brow and then from each of her mammary glands with a paper towel. "I'm going to take that nap, Henry. Do you want to join me?" Walking to the bedroom, which was to the left of the living room in which they stood, Henry once more let his eyes lower to his grandmother's bountiful buttocks, which swished from side to side so seductively that Henry's penis responded as it always did at such a sight, stretching out to its full twelve inches and a very respectable girth. Sitting down on the edge of the bed, June sighed again, and lay back against the antique quilt that covered the bed, her happy honker duo pointing towards the ceiling. "Do you want to be on the top or the bottom, Henry?" his grandly gazonaged granny asked him, slipping casually out of the only article of clothing she was wearing, the bottom half of her thong bikini. "What do you mean? Top or bottom? There aren't any bunk beds. This is a double bed," Henry replied slowly, studying the nude 60-year-old who was now without any clothing, her boobies rising up like two sacrosanct sacks that embodied bliss for Henry and his wee wee. Wee Wee Camp: A Humping They Did Go "Exactly, Henry," June Humper cooed seductively, massaging each of her knockers in turn until Henry was almost whimpering as he gripped his whopping weanie that was stretched into a monstrously enormous hard-on, pointing straight out in front of his own naked body. "Oh, shit, yes, Big Tits! My wee wee's hungry for fuck! Oh, fuck, it's ravenous right now!" "Oh, I can tell, big fucker! Things being as they are, all I can say is 'ALL ABOARD!'" "Holy fucking shit! Wee wee wants to go to the 'special place', Jumbo Jugs! Special, special!" Fifteen minutes later........ "Oh, Jumbo Jugs!" cried Henry, his buttocks rising and falling between his naughty and voluptuous grandmother's splayed thighs, plumbing her depths, her legs raised and apart, resting on his shoulders, her feet pointing towards the log ceiling, her tawdry set of titties smacking into each other as they flopped. "Oh, it feels so good inside you!" "Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga!" June squealed, her childlike laughter echoing through the sparsely furnished cabin as Henry fed the tittie goddess his wee wee. "Drive that train into the tunnel, baby! Chugga chugga! Whooo whooo!" "Uh! Uh! Uh!" Henry grunted, slowing just a bit but still bucking at the waist, thrusting his wee wee between June's legs, sliding his steel-hard penis in and out from between her fleshy thighs, her buxom breasts bounding with every plunge his wee wee made. "Ohhhhhh, shit, it feels good! Uh! Uh! Oh, I love to hump! A-humpa, humpa, humpa, humpa! Ha ha!" "A-fucka, fucka, fucka! Tee hee hee! Ohhhhhh, shit, Henry! Work it, big boy!" June screeched, moving her own waist up and down to meet his skillful thrusts, her titties pitching violently in the midst of the chaos of their mattress activities. "Hump your favorite Humper! Hump that Humper! Hump that Humper, you crazy fucker!" "You are definitely my favorite Humper to hump! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Actually, I think you are the only one! Wee wee camp fucking kicks ass!" "I'm going to kick your ever loving ass if you don't keep humping! Don't you fucking dare slow down! Hump me hard with your wee wee, Henry!" cried June, her breasts flailing wildly, pitching back and forth violently on her chest, occasionally pinned between their two melding bodies, flattened against Henry's masculine chest like the cartilage between two bones. "A humping we will go, a humping we will go, high ho the derry oh, a humping we will go!" "You sure are one naughty big-tittied whore, Grandma," Henry whispered in her ear as he continued to thrust into June's warm, wet and very special place, both hands clasping her boobsie twins for some leverage and support as he drove his organ purposefully into her experienced honeypot. "I mean, holy fucking shit. You could cure anybody of fucking cabin fever." THE END