5 comments/ 125407 views/ 36 favorites The Stripper By: ausualsuspecte John walked up to his door as the bus from school lurched forward on the street behind him. As he reached into his backpack for his key, his backpack slipped off and feel to the cement patio. Books and papers scattered, and John sighed as he bent down to pick everything up. 'Why do I have to be so clumsy and awkward,' thought John. He managed to get his door unlocked, and he shuffled in. The backpack hit the ground with a hard thud as John lofted it to the corner, and footsteps echoed from the walls of the foyer when he walked to the kitchen. John liked to be alone, never having been able to truly socialize. John was an only child, and had lived the last 16 years with only his mother. When he was two, his father had left his family, and his mother had never remarried. She worked hard to be able to bring in enough money to afford their spacious house, and John almost always had his afternoons to himself. He went to the fridge, pulled out some orange juice, and chugged it from the jug. Wiping his orange mustache with the back of his hand, he turned to check the answering machine. No messages. He replaced the cap on the OJ and closed the fridge. Turning, he walked down the hall to his room and sat down at his computer. He checked his e-mail, chatted with his friends a bit, but signed off after his friend joked about how hot his mom was. It was true that he had a pretty good looking mom, but he had grown up very protective of her since he was the only male in the house. Angry and frustrated with school, he turned to his favorite outlet. Turning on his speakers, he surfed through some familiar porn sites until he found some video clips that appealed to him. He reached into a drawer and pulled out some Vaseline, spreading it on his hand. With the other, he clicked play. As the show started and the enticing moans floated through the speakers, he unbuttoned his jeans one handed, pulled down his boxers, and let his greased hand stroke his cock. It wasn't long before he came, a couple of gouts splashing onto his hand. He wiped it off with a Kleenex, closed out of the web page, and buttoned himself back up. As he leaned back, he realized he felt unsatisfied. John had never been good with girls. His awkwardness seriously impeded any romantic charm he had ever had, and he had never managed to snag himself a girlfriend. John had never known the touch of a girl, hand mouth or body. His jaw clenched in frustration. In a sudden moment of recklessness and spontaneity, he opened up his web-browser and looked up local strip clubs. He had just turned 18, so he could legally go now, and with his birthday money he might even be able to buy himself a present. Directions in hand to a joint not too far away, he locked up the house and set off down the street. It took about twenty minutes for him to reach the place, and he apprehensively opened the door. As his eye adjusted to the smoke and dim lighting, he saw a woman in nothing but a thong sliding on a pole near the front, men wearing everything from rags to power suits in front of her with dollar bills clutched in their hands. Men all around sat with beers in their hands, busty babes waiting on their every whim. John began to regret his reckless decision, but his cock told him he had come too far. As he took a few steps in, a man in a nice looking suit strode over to him. "I'm gonna need to see your ID son," he said John fumbled in his pocket before pulling out his wallet, extricating his license in shaky, sweaty hands. The man took it from him, studied it for a moment, looked at John, then glanced back at the ID. Handing it back, he said "So, is this your first experience at an establishment like this?" "Y-yeah, it is," stammered John. The man smiled, put his arm around John's shoulders, and began walking, dragging him along. "No worries, no worries. We have some of the most beautiful ladies in the area here, you chose the right place. We have shows every fifteen minutes, and free chips and salsa. If that's what you're looking for..." He glanced down at John, and seemed to read something in his eyes. "Or, if you're willing to pay a little bit, I can get you a nice "private show" with some of our ladies. They're all tested regularly, of course..." John swallowed hard. This was it, the moment he had been waiting for. "How much f-for your best girl?" had asked "My best? Well, for a dame like that, it'd usually be quite a lot. But seeing as you only just turned 18, how about this. I give you a little birthday present of my own. 70 dollars for my best lady, and you get to have her for the rest of the evening. How's that?" The man was beaming. John swallowed again. He had enough money, and if he could really have a woman all night, well, what the hell, why not? "Ok, let's do it." He reached into his wallet and pulled out a fifty and a 20, handing it to the man. "Excellent! You won't regret it!" The man steered John into a hallway full of doors all the way to the final door. Opening it, he led him over to a bed, and sat him down. "Now, ready to see your merchandise kid?" asked the man. John nodded his head slowly, already feeling aroused. The man clapped his hands, and the doorknob to a second door twisted, opening slowly. A woman walked into the room. She was gorgeous. Huge tits, curvy waist, long dark hair, slender, long legs. Her skin was fair and supple, her lips full, and in her eyes was the most shocked look John had ever seen. It mirrored the look on his own face. There in front of him stood the epitome of all his sexual desires in the form of his mother. She managed to rip her gaze from his to the man, and mechanically smiled. "This is the best we got, son." John was too shocked to speak. "Now, a couple of ground rules. First off and most important, don't hit the nice lady. You hit her, we hit you. Second, there's some condoms in the drawer there," he pointed at the bedside table, "Just use those. We don't want to be spreading anything around. Other than that, have a good time. Now, Honey, why don't you give the nice young man his first kiss, lets see it." The man crossed his arms expectantly. John looked at his mother, who looked at him. She walked over and slowly straddled his lap. She leaned in close, put her mouth next to his ear, like she was going to whisper something dirty. "Don't say anything, or we'll both be in trouble," she whispered. She then moved her head so that her lips were right in front of her son's, and leaned in to give him a kiss. "Give him some tongue, make it nice and wet for him." John's mother's tongue penetrated his lips and swirled in his mouth. They kept up the kiss for what seemed like an eternity. Finally, the man swiveled on his heels. "Well, I'll leave you two to it. See you tomorrow morning kid." With that, he opened the door and closed it again without a second glance. The minute the door was fully closed, John's mother leapt to her feet. "What the hell are you doing here!?" she demanded. "What are YOU doing here?" John retorted, his shock changing into anger. How could his mother do anything like this? His mother whom he loved and protected. It was ludicrous. His mother's façade of anger cracked at the hurt sound in his voice, and she slouched against the bed, unable to look at her son. "When your father left, I was able to keep my old job for a while. But soon they fired me, because I couldn't spend the kind of hours I needed to. I went out looking for work, and they hired me here. It's good pay, and they're very careful and safe. I just...couldn't tell you. I can't tell them that I have a son. They don't hire mothers here, it's some kind of policy they have. They would have gotten really angry. Now, what are you doing here, sweety?" John looked at his mother. Her eyes were downcast, and he could see the shame in her face. His anger faded, and he too looked away. "I'm no good with girls. I've never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl..." He thought back to a moment ago, the kiss his mother had given him. Unbidden, a fire burned to life between his loins. "I came here because I wanted to know what...it was like. Before I go off to college. I'm sorry." "No, it's ok, I understand. Why didn't you tell me you were having problems? I would have helped. I'm sorry you had to see your ugly old mother like this...and that your first kiss was me." "It's ok. You're not ugly. And the kiss-" He thought back to it again. He knew he shouldn't have liked it, but he did. "Really? You think I'm pretty?" His mom asked, surprised, not noticing the far off look in his eyes. John started, lost in his reverie "Y-yeah, definitely. All my friends do to." John was quiet for a moment. He looked over his mom. She did look good. Freshly shaved, slender, sensuous legs covered in black fishnet hose attached to black garter belts, ending in long heeled black stilettos. His eyes traveled higher as he took in the lacy red thong and matching bra. Her breasts almost spilled out of the too-small cups, and he admired the sheer size of her chest. He kept moving up, taking in her slender neck, perfectly shaped face, full, pouty lips, light blue eyes surrounded in eye-liner and mascara, all the way up to her raven black hair. She was stunningly beautiful, he decided. His cock jumped a little bit, and he sighed. "Mom, you know, you really are beautiful..." he sighed. "Really? You think so?" She turned toward him, and unless he was very much mistaken, he thought he saw a mischievous glint in her eye, a crook to those perfect lips. "You know, if you wanted, I could give you a few tips on kissing girls. Only, it's hard to tell you about it, you sort of have to do it. I could show you, if you wanted..." He opened his eyes wide, hardly daring to believe his ears. She lifter herself off the bed, and placed herself on top of him again, straddling his lap with her knees supporting her body on the bed while he sat with his legs hanging off. She brought her hands up to his face, one on each cheek. "It's starts off with you looking into each other's eyes," she said. They looked into each other's eyes, and slowly, their mouths got closer. "Next," she whispered, "you come together closely, until you're kissing." Their lips locked, and then her tongue invaded his mouth again, but where last time he had been paralyzed by shock and fear, this time his reaction was driven by lust. His tongue mingled with hers in a long, deep, passionate kiss. Finally, she broke away, and they looked into each other's eyes. "You know, ever since your father left, I've never brought another man home. I've watched you grow up. From a small child to a young man. And a very handsome one. I couldn't help but notice that you are looking good. I don't know why the girls are avoiding you, but, I have to say, it was for my benefit." John knew, at that moment, that the barrier between mother and son had fallen away. He leaned in and kissed her deeply, wrapping his arms around her. His hands fumbled with the clasp of her bra, and she reached back with one hand to help him. With the last clasp undone, the thin material fell away, her breasts springing forward and waving for a moment. John's hands instinctively reached up and grasped both golden globes, trying to remember how they did it in all those porns he had watched. He grasped and kneeded, tweaked her nipples, pinched them between fingers. She grimaced, and John pulled back, fearing he had hurt her. "Sweety, I know this is your first time, so I'll help you out. These," here, she reached up and hefted her breasts, one in each hand, "don't have to be gripped. Don't try and rip them apart. Instead, pretend like you are massaging them. Like this." She began to rotate her hands around her tits, firmly, but gently, kneeding and pulling, then centered in on her nipples, tugging on them until they stood out. "Now you try." They went back to kissing, and John tried his best to emulate his mothers actions. She broke the kiss again and arched back, letting out a moan, and he took the opportunity to lean forward and place one nipple in his mouth. She let out more noise, and he sucked like he was a baby again. Switching back and forth, he kept at it as long as possible. Finally, she stopped him, and stepped away from the bed. She dropped to her knees and reached forward. Never breaking eye-contact, she expertly unbuckled his jeans, and pulled them away, quickly followed by his boxers. His cock rose like a monster, a proud 8 inches long, and rigid as a steel pole. "Wow," she said, "this is bigger than your father's was. I guess this is your first blowjob. Just sit back and relax, and let your mom take care of you." She smiled, then looked down and, in one swift motion, wrapped her lips around his dick and drove it down her throat until her beautiful lips were sealed around the base of his cock. Sucking strongly, she slowly pulled up to his head, before beginning to blow him in earnest. Waves of pleasure rushed through John as he watched his mother suck his dick. She was beautiful, and she was incredible at cock-sucking, or at least he supposed she was, as he had never done it before. She bobbed up and down on his cock, licking, sucking, twisting her mouth, moaning every now and then. With her right hand, she played with his testicles, with her other, she traced the nerve from the bud of his anus up to the back of his sack with her manicured fingernail. She backed off his dick, a string of saliva connecting her lips to his head. She pumped his rod while she looked up into his eyes. "Alright baby, when you cum, do you want to cum in my mouth, on my tits, or on my face?" John was having a hard time concentrating, desperately wanting her to put her mouth back on him. He remembered one of his favorite movie clips, where the man had spurted all over the woman's face and in her hair. He remembered how hot it made him, and he decided that was what he wanted. "On...your...face," he managed to grunt out. She nodded, slid his meat back in her mouth, and commenced blowing him. He could feel his climax building, and his mother sensed it, because she picked up her pace. Her hair was flying with the momentum of her bobbing. Just as John let out a cry of pure pleasure, she brought her head off his pole while simultaneously moving her hand to his dick to jack him off. His cum came out thick and ropy, spewing out of the head of his cock and landing all over his mom's face and hair. It dripped off her eyelashes, covered her nose and cheeks, congealed on her lips. As he descended from his high, she put his cock back in her mouth and continued to suck him until he was completely dry. John collapsed backward until he was lying on his bed. His mother stood, and shed her thong, which joined her bra on the floor. She crawled up on top of him. "Here's a tip for you, hun. You can't be finished until your woman is satisfied as well." With that, she straddled his face, and lowered her pussy directly onto his mouth. Without thinking, John began licking, probing with his tongue in his mother's folds. He reveled in the scent of her forbidden garden, enjoying the tangy taste and sweet smell. Before long, she was moaning, and his cock was rising again. He didn't really know what he was doing. She was moaning, gripping her breasts, pinching her nipples. He tentatively reached up and placed a finger at his opening, pushing one finger in to join his tongue. "Do you know what a clit it?" she gasped. John had learned about the various sexual organs in health class, and so attempted to nod his head while still licking and fingering. "Lick it with your tongue while you finger me. And put your other finger in my ass. Please, do it honey, please, for your mom," she begged. John did as he was told, licking the hard nub, slipping another finger in his mom's pussy, and a digit of his off hand in her ass. She squirmed, bucked, and groaned louder. John picked up the pace, and his mother began rhythmically grinding her pussy against his mouth. She started screaming, arching her back and shoving her twat into his face, almost suffocating him. She came in a warm rush of fluids and a loud scream. They were both breathing raggedly as she toppled to the side. "Mom," John gasped, "That was-gasp-incredible-gasp-but I want-gasp-more..." His mother smiled. "Alright, but I get to be on top." She rolled over and straddled him. Gently, she positioned his head at the entrance to her pussy. They looked at each other, and as she smiled, she dropped until he was buried in her. They both gasped. John was feeling nerves he had never felt before. She was so tight, and warm, and wet. As she began bouncing on his cock, her boobs swung and slapped against each other. John began thrusting back, and he could hear his balls slapping her ass as they pounded each other. He gripped her ass and tried his best to match her rhythm. He loved the way her tits swayed back and forth, and the squelching sound of her pussy. It felt incredible, his cock sliding back and forth in her snatch. She was moaning, he was gasping, and as the minutes rolled by, he could feel them both coming closer and closer to a climax of earth shattering proportions. Just as he thought he couldn't take it anymore, she sank down on him and screamed, fluids rushing around his cock, seeping out around his dick. He felt her orgasm, felt her muscles tighten, and a damn of pleasure broke form deep within him, flooding him with orgasmic euphoria greater than anything he had ever dreamed of. He came in great gouts of sticky white cum deep in his mother's pussy. They gasped, and she fell forward onto him, her head on his chest. He wrapped his arms around her naked back as his cock softened, still buried in her pussy. "Mom, I love you. I never want to leave you..." He said "I love you too, and you will always be the only man that can make me feel alive. I promise, " she murmured into his chest. They fell asleep there, together, him still inside of her, she covered in his cum, and they slept all the way through the night. The Stripper I was nervous, as you would imagine, on my first night as a male stripper. Most men would have a knot in their stomach before taking their clothes off in front of a baying crowd of middle aged, cock starved chav women. I, however, had another worry. As it happened, I didn't want to be a stripper, far from it, but my rent was due and I had spent all of my money on a new inflatable sex doll. This might sound a little frivolous, but her pussy was supposedly modelled on Spring Thomas. Unfortunately that meant my penis didn't touch the sides of Spring's plastic cunt, and I had to jerk off as usual while my collection of inflatable girlfriends (4 and counting) watched from the corner. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. Another worry for me was the knowledge that most strippers had long, thick meaty cocks. Mine does resemble a kind of meat, but unfortunately it's a cocktail sausage. Yep, my dick is a grand total of 3 inches long by 3 and a half around. Hard.I now realise I hadn't made it any easier by naming myself 'Mr Massive'. In fact, I had hoped to get away with keeping my underpants on and keep the football socks I had stashed in my thong hidden. Unfortunately for me, the ladies of Scummingham WMC weren't going to let me get away with my deception. Scummingham Estate is rough. When I say rough I don't mean 'a few problems with anti-social behaviour' rough, I mean 'Police won't go in without riot gear' rough. The unemployment was almost 100%, and the only people working were cash in hand, so the idea that a Working Mens Club was necessary was something of an ironic joke. I sat on the bus clutching my carrier bag full of stripping gear (A red thong, black Speedo's, baby oil and a bow tie) as the bus pulled into the estate. Almost immediately a rock smashed into the bus window, and I saw a gang of youths run away laughing. I got off the bus outside the WMC and knocked on the steel shuttered door. All the glass in the building was security glass, but most of it was still covered in spider webs of cracks from attempted break ins. After a few seconds a panel opened in the door, and a grim looking elderly lady peered out. Her thick rimmed glasses sat on a thin, angular nose and her white hair was stained yellow with nicotine: "What?" She asked me."S-S-Stripper... I'm the stripper, for tonight." I stammered. "Fucking hell love. I thought you were called Mr Massive? You're scrawny as fuck, there's nowt on yer." She replied. Charming, I thought. You're only paying me £20, what did you expect? I'll never know why I said my next line, but it certainly came back to haunt me: "I might not be Mr fucking Muscles, but I'm massive where it counts!" I said, cupping my thankfully already padded crotch. Her eyebrows raised, and I heard the door bolt draw back. The door clanked open and I stepped into the dark corridor. She gestured down the corridor: "You'll get ready in the gents. Its ladies night tonight so you'll be the only bloke in here, except for Danny. I'm Maureen, by the way." I smiled, and Maureen winked back so slowly I thoughtshe was having a stroke. The toilets were exactly as I expected. Freezing cold, dirty and stinking of piss. I went into a cubicle and started to prepare my act. Through the door I could hear the hideous cackling of chav women as the audience started to arrive, and I velcro'd on my bow tie with shaking fingers. The roll of football socks (my substitute dick) were secured over my penis and balls with elastic bands, so even if one of these hags managed to tear down my Speedo's I would still not be exposed. There was a knock on the door an Maureen poked her head around the door: "We're ready for you, love." She told me, her eyes straying down to my padded package. I nodded understanding and took a deep breath, pulling on my tracksuit and following her out into the lounge bar. The room was packed with about 40 women, and the smoking ban was evidently yet to catch on in Scummingham as the whole room was filled with a blue nicotine fug. I stumbled my way across the room, feeling every eye in the room on me as I made for the stage. Whispers went through the crowd as the women realised I was tonight's entertainment, and I heard gasps, laughter and at least one exclamation of "What the fuck is that?". I tried to focus on the crisp twenty pound note I was going to receive, half of which would go on rent, the other half on my monthly subscriptions to spankingteenjessica.com, inbedwithfaith.co.uk and springthomas.com. If I had any left over, Keith at the SexToys R Us had a new extra small fleshlight in stock I was saving up for. I reached the stage and stepped up onto the boards as a chant of 'OFF OFF OFF!' began in the crowd. Loud gangster rap blared out from the speakers as I reached down to untie my shoelaces, then kicked off my trainers. I unzipped my tracksuit top, and a fresh peal of laughter erupted as the women caught sight of my less than impressive upper body. My man boobs wobbled slightly as I tugged off the top, and one of the women in the audience shouted "He's got bigger tits than me!" to a huge eruption of cackling. I knew my next move would shut them up, as I turned away from the crowd and ripped down my tracksuit bottoms, leaving me standing in front of the women in just my Speedo's and bow tie. The women couldn't see my concealed thong and padding, so there was quite a gasp as I turned around. Most of these dumb chav cunts weren't expecting to see such an impressive bundle, and one actually said "Fucking hell!". I had hoped to get away with keeping my trunks on, but it was clear that they weren't going to let me. I decided to take down the trunks, and make a sprint for it if they wanted more. With a flourish, I wrenched down my Speedo's and the women cheered as my enhanced package bobbed away. I pulled some muscle man poses while the women again chanted 'OFF OFF OFF!'. I started to panic, and the door looked a long way off. I decided to make a break for it and jumped of the stage, darting between the tables laden with drinks. I had made it half way cross the room when someone stuck out a foot and tripped me, sending me careering across the cheap filthy carpet. Rough hands with painted nails grabbed me and hauled me to my feet, marching me back to the stage as the cheers turned to jeers. Boo's rang in my ears as I tried in vain to escape, but I was gripped too tightly. Back up on to the stage I was pushed, and a huge fat woman followed me. The boo's subsided as she raised her hands, and she spoke to the crowd: "Alreet ladies, we paid too fuckin' fifteh to see this shur, and ah fer won arnt ganning yem withoot seen this blurks cock!" The ladies all cheered again, and the fat Geordie bint wrenched down my thong. Luckily, the bands holding the socks on to my cock held on. Unluckily, the Geordie was the persevering type. Off came the sock as well, and the room lapsed into a stunned silence as my tiny willy was revealed. The silence lasted only a few seconds, but I could feel my heart pounding and almost hear the blood thudding through my veins. Jaws dropped across the room, and then it began like a wave from the front of the room to the back. Laughter erupted like an explosion as the pathetic size of my dick registered in their brains. The women started to yell insults like "TINY!" and "PATHETIC!" at me (I didn't say they were original, did I?) and most bent double with laughter. Through all this I had forgotten the fat Geordie bitch standing beside me, my prosthetic dick still in her hand. "Hold 'im Brenda!" One of the audience shouted, and she gripped my struggling hands even tighter, slipping her huge bingo winged arm around my neck. The audience started to make their way to the front of the stage to get a better look at my little willy, which to my shame was rock hard and throbbing. The catcalls continued as Brenda marched me closer to the edge of the stage, and pushed me off into the crowd. The crowd parted and I sprawled onto the floor, landing completely surrounded by the baying mob. I was dragged to my feet and thrust onto a chair, my wrists and ankles were tied to the legs and I found myself spread-eagled and helpless: "What're we gonna do wiv 'im first?" asked a fat woman with bleached blonde hair and a Tweety Pie tattoo on her huge left boob. "Let's gie 'im a mek ower!" Said a teenage girl, who if I saw her on the street I would definitely have had a sneaky wank over her. She had blonde hair, a Madonna piercing and pink lipstick on, but she was wearing a tight pink PVC dress from Primark which showed off her tits nicely. Lets call her Maddy. As I looked at her, my willy twitched involuntarily, and the women took this as a sign that I definitely should get a 'make over'. Handbags were retrieved from shoulders and the zips opened, all manner of chav make up emerging from the fake leather, market trader knock offs emblazoned with 'Guci' and 'Louise Vitton'. First came the hot pink lipstick, Brenda holding my jaw tightly while Maddy applied it, followed by eyeshadow and foundation. Maddy then reached into her bag again, and retrieved a permanent marker. "What you got one of them for? Asked one of her friends, an obese teenager with greasy bleached blonde hair pulled into a tight ponytail, black leggings that were stretched so tight they were almost transparent and a neon yellow boob tube that was at least 2 sizes too small, sending her tits spilling over the top as if it had been poured too quickly. We'll call this specimen of femininity Kelly. "Cos David Beckham were on the advert, and 'e's fuckin' lush" explained Maddy as she pulled the top off. She leant forward and started to write on my stomach... D...I...C...K...L...E...S...S, with an arrow pointing down at my groin. The women cheered and mobile phone camera flashes went off like a strobe light. The pictures would have been uploaded to facebook before the laughter had even died down. Maddy passed the pen to Kelly who was next to her and I could smell her BO as she leaned in to write 'WANKER' across my chest. Brenda snatched the pen next, and I got 'FAGGOT' across my forehead. Another chav harridan wrote LOL on my boobs, with the O a ring around my nipple, and yet another drew 'SLUT' on my chest between the previous insults. Maddy snatched the pen again, writing MANBOOBS across my flabby chest. This got an even bigger reaction, prompting Brenda to write PERVERT on my inner thigh. I honestly thought they might just kick me out onto the street as I was. Unfortunately for me, they had quite a lot more in store.The situation did not improve when Maureen got involved. She had been cackling away with the best of them when all of a sudden she piped up "Hold on girls! I've got something in the lost property box that this guy might like! Untie him for us!" and she scuttled off as fast as her elderly legs would carry her. I felt the ties around my ankles and wrists loosen, but I was still held down onto the chair by Brenda and another woman, who was built like a brick shithouse. I hadn't noticed her until now, but I turned to look around and saw her towering over me, her arms about the same thickness as Brenda's bingo wings but taut and muscular, her thighs were huge and solid and her neck was about the same thickness as her head. She had no tits whatsoever, just rock hard pectorals under her tight white top. She looked like Autumn from Autumnsparadise.com, one of my favourite fitness babe wank sites, and she was glowering down at me with absolute disgust. My dick twitched as it started to get hard again just from looking at her incredible body. This did not go unnoticed, and one of the other women said "Here, Andrea, I think he likes you!". Andrea's face changed from disgust to fury, and she leant over me, reaching down between my legs and crushing my cock and balls in her fist. I squealed in pain, which made her squeeze even harder, and I thought I might pass out. Fortunately, she released her grip as Maureen came hurrying back with something in her hand. It was an enormous dildo, item no. 00167979733 on page 12 of the spring/summer 2007 Blissbox catalogue (not that I had been looking at enormous dildo's of course), a similar item to one I had seen being inserted into Jayna James' sloppy loose cunt on Free6.com. The thought of Jayna's cavernous whore-pussy made my dick twitch again, and the women of course thought I was getting excited about the dildo. I was hauled up from the chair and pushed down onto a table with my face mashed into the Formica top. Andrea and someone else forced my legs apart and I saw Maureen spit on the dildo in the reflection from a pint glass. I braced myself, and winced in pain as the huge plastic cockhead was slowly pushed into my tight arsehole. The ladies squealed with glee as Maureen forced it further and further up my back passage until it was held horizontally by my sphincter. I was then made to stand straight while Maureen pulled something else from her bag. It was a long plastic cocktail stirrer, with a Malibu logo at the top. I guessed where this was going, and I was right as Maureen held my tiny willy in her thumb and forefinger and inserted it into my pee-hole. Now, I'm no stranger to urethral insertions, but it's a whole different game when you're not inserting it yourself. The pain was excruciating, and everyone laughed at my grimaces. When the cocktail stirrer was in as far as possible (which given my penis wasn't very far), I was made to run an assault course around the room, climbing over chairs and under tables, all the while keeping the dildo and cocktail stick inserted. If one dropped out, or a circuit took less than a minute, Andrea said she would knee me in the balls. It took only 3 circuits for the dildo to fall to the floor, and Andrea was good to her word. I stood with my legs apart as she gripped the back of my neck and brought her knee up into my tiny testicles so hard I nearly puked. I also had to complete the rest of the circuit with the stinky dildo in my mouth. After the circuit, Maddy told everyone of a ritual she had heard of from her boyfriend who was in the army (that figures). It was called running the gauntlet, and involved having to stand still while every member of the platoon slapped you across the face, then you had to thank them. "What I reckon we should do though" said Maddy "is slap his cock and write yer name on 'im. So he knows who did it" Thanks Maddy, you little chav cunt. All the ladies agreed this was a sterling plan, and Andrea tied me to a pillar. First up came Maddy, because it was her idea. She slapped me right across the cockhead and wrote 'MADDY OV SCUMMINGHAM 2K11' on my left thigh. Next Maureen properly twatted my cockshaft and wrote her name on the other thigh. Andrea, predictably, didn't hold back and gave me a full blooded whack, followed by Kelly, who fortunately didn't have much of a slap on her. Unfortunately she decided to write her name on my bell end, and while she was holding it still a little bit of precum dribbled out onto her fingers. This infuriated her, and she took a step back and hoofed my cock, sending it slapping up against my stomach. Everyone cheered as I yelled out. The pain caused my dick to shrivel back down to its soft size and as each woman passed they wrote their name and a comment on me. Most contented themselves with a light slap, but some really went for it and slapped me as hard as they could. After about 20 women, a girl I recognised appeared. She was called Jane and was a cleaner at the office where I worked. She was about 21 and possibly the ugliest girl I had ever seen with pale spotty skin, greasy ginger hair and absolutely no tits whatsoever. I often took the piss out of her at work and had once helped distribute some nude pictures of her amongst my workmates, so needless to say she really hated me. Not only did Jane absolutely smack my cock with all her fury, she also spat right in my face and kneed me in the balls. The women cheered, and that was the cue for each one of the women to spit at me. I saw Jane talking with Andrea at the bar, ocassionally looking over at me and shaking her head. Jane must've told her what I had done, and she wasn't happy. Andrea leant over and gestured to Danny the barman, an exceptionally camp black guy. He came over and they chatted, then Danny burst out laughing and nodded. Andrea untied me from the pillar and dropped me to my knees. Danny was crossing the floor, unbuckling his belt and unzipping his jeans, releasing an enormous erect cock about 5 times the size of mine. The women gasped and Maddy said: "It's such a waste you're gay Danny!". He stopped in front of me and his dick bobbed in the air in front of me. Jane went behind me and I could feel her taloned fingers against the back of my head as she forced me closer to Danny's engorged cock. Veins stuck out on the sides like electrical cables, and his foreskin was pulled back over his glistening cockhead. My ears rang with the shouts of the assembled women as Jane tightened her grip on my balls and leant in to whisper in my ear: "Open your mouth, or I'll rip your fucking cock off". Reluctantly, I did as I was told and opened up, and Danny slid his meaty dick into my mouth. He thrust three or four times before groaning and taking his dick from my mouth. I felt his hot spunk showering over my face, cooling almost instantly. The women laughed uproariously as Danny wiped more cum into my hair. I started to cry, which made the women laugh even more. Truly, I hadn't experienced humiliation until I had been forced to kneel in front of almost 40 laughing, mocking women and suck a man's dick, all while covered in spit, cum and obscene graffiti. The Stripper Edited by sexnovella and sniperboy010. ***** As I headed out that night I wasn't really expecting anything other than a few quiet drinks at the bar. I was at a loose end and as I stepped into the bar it didn't look like anything much was going to change. There were some familiar faces as I looked around but everyone were in groups, chatting and laughing, having a good time. I got a few nods from people as I made my way to join the other loners propping up at the bar. To one side of me were the usual older guys and businessmen drinking alone while to my right I could see 3 guys crowding around a cute brunette in a short, tight red dress. As the guys circled around her I would catch glimpses of her curvaceous bum and pretty face, but not a lot else. Seeing as she had her hands more than full, I ordered my drink. As I savoured the first sip, I glanced over at her again and just happened to catch her eye. As I was thinking how beautiful her eyes were, she winked at me and my interest was immediately aroused. I sipped my drink slowly, wondering whether the pack of dogs would ever leave the girl alone and if I would ever speak to this unknown beauty. As the bottom of my glass drew closer the 3 guys moved away and I got my first full view of this mysterious girl. I had been mildly interested before but when I saw this girl's figure I was entranced. Looking her up and down she had smooth long legs, that lead to a shapely bum, tiny waist, long flowing hair and huge beautiful breasts. Once I saw these, I was transfixed. It was rare to see curves like that on such a slender frame. She must have caught me staring as she giggled quietly to herself before she said: "Hi." "Hey," I replied back. "Another drink?" I asked, noticing her empty glass on the bar. "Sure," she said moving closer to me. As her ample bosom rested on the counter I found it hard to keep my focus on her face, pretty though she was. The barman brought us our drinks and I introduced myself. "I'm Nicky," she replied smiling as we sipped our drinks. The conversation and the drinks flowed pretty freely from then on. We were finding out just enough about each other to keep both the interest and the mystery. As flirting replaced conversation, the topic of the 3 guys from earlier came up. Nicky told me that they had eventually given up because she wouldn't dance for them. Intrigued I asked: "Dance?" "Yeah," Nicky replied. "Did I not tell you I'm a stripper?" It was at this point that I realised that if it wasn't before, my quiet night was well and truly over. "You're a stripper, really?" I asked trying not to sound too shocked. "Yes I really am a stripper," Nicky replied grinning, with that mischievous glint in her eye that had been drawing me in all night. My mind was struggling to process the images that swirled through it. Nicky and her amazing breasts twirling around a pole seemed almost unbelievable. I laughed to myself. "Well I guess you can't blame those guys for wanting a dance." "Oh I don't," Nicky replied. "But like I explained to them I will only dance for one guy at a time. Just so it's really special and exactly what he wants." At this stage, it wasn't just my interest that was at aroused as I felt my jeans becoming tighter. "Interesting," I managed to say as Nicky continued. "I'm not the dancing-round-the pole-in-a-club kinda stripper you know!" "There are different kinds?" I asked innocently. "Well sure, I'm a 21st century kinda girl who uses a webcam to perform." "Oh. Oh wow!" was all I could muster as it dawned on me I was talking to a real life cam-girl. "So like I told those guys I only go private with one guy at a time." Nicky said staring straight into my eyes. Before I had even got a chance to say anything, she continued. "So the question is now, do you wanna take me private then?" Downing the last of my drink I moved in closer to Nicky's face. "So my question to you is, how far away do you live?" We both smiled at each other. Nicky quickly finished her drink and grabbed me by the hand leading me out through the bar. I could tell that she knew exactly what she wanted. Back at Nicky's apartment things moved even quicker. No sooner than we were in the door and she was leading me to the bedroom. In the back of my mind I suddenly thought that maybe she was going to film us for a webcam show or something. My heart was beating so hard I could almost hear it and I couldn't make this passing thought into anything more. The thought was lost altogether as Nicky stood in front of me and began to strip out of her dress. I followed suit by ripping my shirt off and tugging my jeans down. By the time I looked up, Nicky was standing there naked and I was rock hard. Her body was a wonder to behold. Completely smooth all over with her huge firm breasts heaving as she breathed heavily, looking me up and down from head to toe. I pulled my boxers off, my hard cock springing upwards as Nicky made her way to the double bed. She climbed on and laid back, spreading her legs wide for me to see just what I was about to experience. I climbed on top of her, the head of my throbbing cock rubbing against her shaven pussy. Nicky moaned loudly, panting at me: "Slide it in me." I grabbed my cock and began to rub it up and down her pussy lips, feeling how slippery and wet she already was. I felt her clit throb as I rubbed harder with the head of my swollen cock. She moaned again and I slowly slid my thick cock inside her, moaning myself as I felt how tight and hot her pussy was around me. With a few thrusts I had slid all the way in and I looked down at Nicky moaning beneath me. She pushed her huge breasts together inviting me in. As I began to fuck her slowly as I leant forward sucking on each of her nipples in turn, feeling them harden against my tongue as I swirled it over them. This sent Nicky into a frenzy and she almost screamed at me. "Oh my god. Baby. Yes." She panted hard between each phrase. "Fuck me. Fuck me so hard." I didn't need telling twice as I grabbed her arms, pinning her down as I began to thrust harder and faster. My cock pounded in and out of her tight pussy, to the hilt each time as we both grunted and moaned at each other. Nicky wriggled her hands free of my grip and began to play with her clit as I fucked her. Her pussy began to pulsate, feeling even more amazing around my throbbing cock. I leant in and kissed her for the first time. We kissed deeply our tongues tangled together, exploring each others mouths. Nicky lent forward our bodies separating before we continued to kiss, our mouths and hands all over each other's bodies as we rolled and tumbled around the bed. We ended up with me laying on my back as Nicky, facing the other way, lowered her pussy onto my mouth. I slid my tongue up and down her glistening lips, tasting all of her sweet juices before I began to suck on her clit. I could feel it throbbing hard as I tugged on it with my lips, flicking it up and down in my mouth with my tongue. I flick my tongue back and forth, all over her soaking pussy and clit. As I part her lips with my fingers so I can slide my tongue inside her as deep as I can. Nicky begins to suck my throbbing cock. The cool of her mouth feeling so different and good after her hot pussy. We both lose ourselves as we pleasure each other with our mouths. I moan as her mouth slides up and down the length of my shaft and she swirls her soft tongue over the tip of it. "That's so good." I gasp as I drive my tongue deeper inside her. As I concentrate harder on Nicky's clit, I feel her body tensing above me. I place my whole mouth over it and begin to suck as hard as I can, flicking my tongue over and over again. I feel her tensing harder before she cries out: "Oh yeah," as her body releases and her orgasm rushes through her. I keep licking and sucking as she quivers before I lap at her pussy licking up all her sweet juices. As she recovered, Nicky began to suck my cock even harder. She took my long shaft deeper and deeper almost choking herself as it went to the back of her throat. She spat and choked over it till it was covered in her spit as she continued sucking it hard and fast. I groaned in pleasure as she reached around to suck my balls, taking them in her mouth one by one, grabbing my cock and jerking the shaft hard up and down at the same time. Struggling to concentrate, I slide two fingers into her soaking pussy and begin to finger fuck her hard and fast, my thumb circling round her swollen and sensitive clit. Nicky slowed down her hand on my cock, jerking it firmly up and down from tip to base. She slid herself off my fingers and perched herself above my cock. I had a perfect view as she slid herself so slowly down onto my throbbing cock. I could feel every inch of her pussy as she sunk herself down onto me. I groaned as straight away she began to thrust her hips hard and fast up and down and back and forth. This girl was testing my sexual stamina to the limits as she rode my cock harder and harder. She was sliding up and down the entire length of my shaft over and over again, her tight pussy feeling so good on the tip of my pulsating cock. As Nicky began to arch her back and quicken her pace I could feel her pussy tightening around my cock. I quickly grabbed onto her hips, guiding her up and down harder and faster on my shaft. It wasn't long before I felt her pussy exploding around my cock as Nicky cried out, her orgasm rocking through her body again. She kept thrusting and rocking hard as she was cumming and as I felt her pussy contracting around my cock I could feel it starting to twitch, my own orgasm building deep inside me. Nicky must have sensed this too as she climbed off me and knelt down by the side of the bed. I was soon in front of her my cock throbbing as she took it deep into her mouth scraping the underside along her tongue. I quivered with pleasure, moaning as she quickened her pace sliding her mouth up and down on my cock harder and faster. At the same time she slid her hand up, squeezing my swollen balls a little before wrapping her hand around my shaft. She slowly started to jerk my cock as she sucked it. Quickly she sped up until her hand and mouth were both sliding up and down the length of my shaft. It was too much for me and soon I felt my cock erupt, shooting a huge load down Nicky's throat. "Oh my god," I moaned as I felt wave after wave of my orgasm spreading throughout my body. I struggled to stand as my orgasm slowly subsided. Nicky slowed down her hands and mouth on my cock, draining every last drop from my balls, before finally kissing the head of my aching cock. The Stripper Who Does It All Mandy and her lover, Lacey were bored one evening and wanted to find something to do. As they combed through the local paper in the entertainment section, a flashy ad caught their eyes at almost the same instant. It was advertising a new strip club on the outskirts of town that promised to have the hottest ladies performing and one in particular named "Candy" was being promoted as being the most kinkiest stripper in the USA. Well, Mandy and Lacey didn't even have to discuss this as they both knew that this was where they both wanted to go tonight. As Mandy and Lacey walked into the club, the doorman smiled at the ladies and told them to go right on in as ladies never had to pay a cover charge. When they went inside the massive room, they were amazed at how elegant it was. Usually these kind of clubs were dingy and dirty and pretty much undecorated. There was a woman on stage dancing as she stripped and Lacey commented on her massive breasts as the stripper shimmied up next to a slippery pole and slid down and then came back up again. She was definately a sight to watch as she masturbated with the pole. The girls found a table up close to the stage and sat down as a waitress came over to take their drink orders. After they had ordered screwdrivers, they got comfy to sit back and enjoy themselves. The dancer on stage was just finishing her act and a man came out and told the small crowd that now all the way from New Orleans was the world famous Candy! As the crowd applauded, a gorgeous brunette came out on the stage and she was like a goddess! Her skin was white and milky and the contrast with her dark hair made her even more beautiful and mystical like. She immediately noticed Mandy and Lacey on the front row of tables and she winked at them and told them that she would do some things in her act that she knew they would love!!!! Both ladies squealed in delight as their imaginations ran wild. Candy, the stripper seemed to love this kind of reaction and winked once more as the music began playing. A very sexy and sultry song was playing and Candy did a solo dirty dance as she gyrated her hips and massaged and pulled at her breasts. After a few minutes of dancing, she reached behind and undid her bikini top and tossed it in the air behind her and she didn't miss a beat with her trance like dancing. As she danced her way over to Lacey and Mandy's table, the girls were waving bills and licking their lips to coax Candy closer. When she got to the edge of the stage, Mandy reached her arm up and tucked the five dollar bill into her g-string and let her finger stay put for a couple of seconds and then Lacey did the same thing but she also patted Candy's tight little ass. Candy once again winked at the two girls and she licked her lips in a very seductive and sexy way that made both girls yell out as the rest of the crowd was doing. The music changed to a very charged up type of synthesizer music and Candy felt the energy inside her as she removed her g-string all the way and began strutting around the stage completely nude. The crowd was going wild at this point and Lacey and Mandy were both wet and holding hands and loving the entertainment. A table was wheeled out on the stage and Candy danced up close to it and leaned back on the table and did a slithering type of dance on her back with her legs spread and the spotlights picked up the glistening juices beginning to gather around her clit and pussy. When she moved her right hand down to her pussy area, Lacey was screaming so loud that Mandy thought her ear drum was going to break. Candy proceeded to finger her clit and her pussy and then she did something completely awesome and mind blowing! After she had inserted two fingers and then three fingers and had fucked herself a few strokes, she then put a fourth finger in and then she paused and folded her hand in and pushed her whole hand all the way inside of that hot wet pussy! It was unbelievable watching this hot woman fisting herself on stage in front of total strangers. The whole crowd was mesmerized as Candy began fisting herself in rhythm to the music. Her hips would raise and you'd see her wrist disappear inside and then she would pull it almost all the way out and then slide it right back in so it was buried deep inside that hungry juicy pussy. Candy made sure that the whole crowd was watching her and then she pulled her hand very slowly out and then began licking her fingers one by one and then pulling each one inside her mouth to suck them clean. This made the crowd even crazier as they watched this fantastic action up on the stage. Candy then asked the crowd if they were a healthy crowd? Of course they shouted that they were and she laughed and said that she loved a healthy crowd and that she promoted good health and had veggies on a daily basis! As she was telling the crowd this, she was waving two nice big cucumbers around in the air and the crowd was hooting and hollering and it seemed to motivate Candy into going further with her act. There was a small contraption on the center stage floor that resembled the placeholder for a football, but it was smaller and only had a small open circle in the bottom of it. Candy bent down and placed one of the cucumbers standing on end in that opening and then looked at the crowd and winked and then rubbed her nipples till the was clapping and yelling for Candy to fuck the cucumber. Candy smiled her sexy smile and she looked over at Mandy and Lacey and said directly to them, "This one's for you two!" She then squatted over the cucumber standing at attention and as the beat of the music was playing, Candy lowered herself over the veggie and the audience saw it nearly disappear inside of her. As she stood up, Mandy could see about an inch of the veggie sticking out and she was sooo wet just watching this as this was a favorite of her and Lacey's to do. They loved experimenting with veggies. Candy then got the second cucumber and placed it also on end in the holder on the floor and she turned to the crowd while pulling the cuke in and out of her love hole and they went wild all over again. She grabbed a small bottle of lubricant and she poured some in her hand and then massaged it all over her backdoor and then placed her hand over the cuke on the floor and massaged it just like a woman would do to a man's cock. It was all shiny from the lube and then she turned so her back was to the crowd and she squatted down and lowered herself lower and lower till her ass met the tip of the massive green vegetable. She kept lowering herself and in no time at all, the big cucumber was over halfway inside that small asshole. You can imagine what the crowd was doing at this point as she had a big cucumber in her pussy as well as her ass. She stood up and bent over to show the audience and then turned so Lacey and Mandy had an up close and personal look. They both were so turned on at this time that they had trouble sitting still in their chairs. Candy paraded around a few minutes to the music and then as the music was coming to an end, she timed it perfect as she bent over and shot out both cuccumbers to the last beat of the song! The men went crazy trying to find those cukes and one man who grabbed one lifted it to his nose and smelled it and he looked like he would pass out from pure joy. He had the biggest grin on his face. Lacey and Mandy took advantage of the uproar and began kissing and their tongues were going crazy tantalizing each other. But, they remembered where they were and they cut their kiss short as the crowd was settling back down again. But not before Candy had a chance to watch for a few hot seconds. When she caught their glances again, Candy just winked and smiled at the girls as if giving her approval. Candy walked to the center of the stage and began talking as if doing a monologue. She told the audience that at this point in her show, she liked to invite two women up on stage with her to help assist her in her next act. Looking around the audience, she noticed that Lacey and Mandy were the only women in the crowd and she winked and asked them if they would mind coming up to help her? They both looked at each other wondering what could be in store, and they giggled and agreed. Candy applauded as did the men and then told everyone that they would need a short intermission to get things ready and they would be right back! Jukebox music began playing as Candy motioned for the girls to follow her to her dressing room. Once inside the huge room, Candy told the girls that she loved seeing them kiss out there a few minutes earlier and that she too was lesbian. She gave each one a tight hug and a kiss and she then explained that she had no idea what she had been talking about on stage about needing two women to help her but she just had to have Lacey and Mandy to herself for a few minutes atleast. The girls both laughed and said it was okay. But since the crowd was pretty pumped up, Candy had better think of something as they were expecting to see the three women perform soon! "Well, would you mind getting undressed and going onstage with me and using strapons?" Candy asked the girls. "Oh my god!!!!" exclaimed Lacey! "I know I wouldn't mind one bit!" Mandy hurredly added that she had no problem either, so Candy went to her wardrobe and opened it to reveal a whole host of toys and strapons. The girls quickly undressed and Candy fitted both of them with a strapon that had an awesome looking dildo attached to each one. "Well, since this is all so unplanned, how about we all just go out there and we just do whatever comes to mind?" Candy asked the girls. "You got it!!" they both said at the same time and they felt charged with the electricity in the air and since both Mandy and Lacey had some exhibition fantasies, this was right up their alleys! As the three women went back out on stage, the men went absolutely wild! They were on their feet and applauding and screaming and making all kinds of noises! Mandy and Lacey loved the attention and also it made them both relax as they saw that the men liked what they saw. Candy started dancing as soon as the music came on and the two girls took their cue to also dance around and this gave them the perfect cover to kiss each other and to run their hands all over each other's body. After Candy smilingly watched this hot action for a bit, she danced over and the girls began kissing on her nipples and sucking them and Candy was loving it as much as the crowd was loving it. Mandy reached down as she sucked the right nipple and she began rubbing Candy's throbbing clit and feeling it get even harder and more excited. Lacey reached down and began circling Candy's pussy opening and then inserted two fingers inside and began humping against Candy's leg as she finger fucked the stripper. Mandy also began humping Candy's other leg and Candy was going wild as she felt the massive strapon dildos rubbing her legs and their fingers invading her pussy and causing her clit to feel like it was on fire. After a few minutes of this hot action, the crowd sounded like it would bring down the rafters and money was being thrown up onto the stage like crazy. Mandy stood up and removed her fingers from the wet sloppy clit and then she leaned in and gave Candy a deep, wet, long lasting kiss and she slipped her tongue deep inside Candy's already awaiting mouth and they kissed forever. Lacey knew it was turning Candy on as she felt her juices really begin to flow. Mandy then rotated her hips and gyrated around and parted Candy's legs with a knee and then she bent down a little to aim the dildo at Candy's passion hole and then she pushed and stood back up as she fucked the hot stripper in front of a nearly out of control crowd. Candy was riding that dildo like a bronco rider taming a wild horse. The action was definately sizzling!!! Lacey decided to add more fuel to the fire so to speak and she reached down under her own strapon and found her wetness growing beyond belief and she brought out the juices and rubbed it all over the head of her dildo. She then danced her way up close behind Candy and kissed her back and kissed her way all the way down to her firm tight ass cheeks and then she got on her knees and pulled open the cheeks and began darting her tongue all over the opening of Candy"s back door. The men loved this especially as it was usually something you didn't see at a regular strip show. Candy was turned on immensely at this point of the show and she knew what Lacey was getting ready to do and once again Lacey reached inside her own pussy and pulled out juices to lube up the dildo head and after it was all shiny and wet, she inched closer to Candy's ass and began sliding it in, a little at a time. When it was all the way in and she could hear Candy moaning over the crowd, she knew it felt good to the woman and she began gyrating her own hips to make the fucking motion even hotter. Mandy was loving the attention and loved seeing Lacey doing the same thing she was and Candy was almost in oblivion as the two girls fucked both of her holes. It was feeling awesome!!! Candy told the girls that she wanted the three of them to try and lie down together on their sides without pulling the didos out. They began moving towards the floor and amazingly it looked like they had practiced this move many times as it went smooth as silk. Once they were on the floor and Candy was being fucked like a wild animal, the men of the audience were unbelievable!!!! They were so loud and they had thrown up sooo much money and still throwing more. Candy raised her leg high up into the air to give the men a clear shot of both her holes being fucked. This was about the straw that broke the camel's back as when they saw this, the noise level got even louder! The girls both were fucking now with an intensive rhythm and they were getting soooo turned on by this show and in only a few more seconds, Candy cried out that she was going to cum and she began screaming and moaning and writhing around on that dusty stage floor and her body began bucking as she came. Mandy and Lacey had never seen a woman cum with this much force ever before. It was great to be a part of! The girls kept up their rhythm of fucking and then began to slow it down as Candy's orgasm was subsiding. They each pulled out and then the three of them began this kiss festival but the men didn't mind at all and just kept throwing money up on the stage over the three sizzling hot women who had just fulfilled a hot fantasy for them. Back in the dressing room, Candy gave all of the money to Mandy and Lacey and said that was her way of saying Thanks for a memorable evening!!!! The girls accepted and told Candy that they had never had such a great time!!! They all exchanged numbers and Candy promised that she would give the girls a call and get together with them for some more hot fun in the future!!!! By this time Mandy and Lacey were so turned on and hot and wet, they told Candy bye and they drove like a bat out of hell to get home so they could ravish each other's body. They made love for hours that night and never once did either of them regret being in the hottest show in town. It was an experience that they would remember for the rest of their lives! THE END!