11 comments/ 131373 views/ 19 favorites The Commerical By: spankymcf 1. "Grandma, wait until you hear what happened at school!" Tommy McFarlane burst through the front door of the McFarlane family home. He hurried through the foyer and dropped his schoolbooks on the dining room table. At 18, Tommy was small for his age, but he positively brimming with excitement as he walked into the large kitchen, immaculate clean counters and surfaces. Tommy opened the refrigerator and took out a carton of chocolate milk. "Grandma, where are you?" Tommy called out. "Right here," Grandma kindly responded. Tommy whirled around surprised to see her standing behind him in the kitchen. Close to 60 years old, Grandma still maintained a joyful spirit. She smiled at her grandson. "What's the good news?" "The Homecoming Football game is coming up this Friday. It's the big rivalry game against Midtown. Our school's football field will be packed!" Tommy took a moment to have a drink of chocolate milk. "The Audio Video club gets to provide a short video at the beginning of the half time show. Since I'm the president...and the only member of the AV Club, I get to direct a live video! And that video is going to show on the football field's new jumbo screen!" "Tommy, that's wonderful," Grandma gave her grandson a hug. "What's the video you're going to make?" The wind suddenly dropped from Tommy's sails. He shuffled his feet and sheepishly shrugged his shoulders. "I...uh, don't know yet." "But Tommy, it's already Tuesday," Grandma's reminded him with warm concern. Tommy took another drink from the carton, unaware of the chocolate milk mustache he gave himself. He stood tall with mock bravery. "Well, I guess all great directors have to face impossible odds. Now it's my turn." "You will not believe the wonderful day I've had!" Darlene McFarlane announced as she walked into the house. At 41, Darlene was a very beautiful woman and quite aware of it. Her 5'7" figure was well toned and voluptuous, with long lean legs and full perfect 36C breasts that she had done for her birthday after her recent divorce. Her blonde highlighted hair, usually down to her shoulders, was pulled back in an upswept bun. She was wearing a black business skirt suit. The blazer open just enough to reveal the curves of her cleavage. Her skirt was short, offering a look at her legs in black stockings. Darlene's black strappy high heels click-clacked across the floor as she made her entrance carrying her purse and expensive business case. Tommy ran past Grandma to greet his mother in the dining room. "Hey ma, guess what – " "Sweetie, you know what I've told you about putting your schoolbooks on the dining room table," Darlene interrupted Tommy with her admonishment. Tommy dutifully took his books off the dining room table and set them on the nearby sofa. As he did so, Darlene set her purse and business case on the same table. Tommy turned away from the couch and grabbed up the carton of chocolate milk. He turned toward Darlene. "So, guess – " "Oh, Tommy now why do I have to keep telling you to not drink from the carton!" Darlene fussed at him. Tommy timidly put the carton back in the refrigerator. Darlene proudly put her hands on her hips, causing her blazer to shift and partially reveal the black lace of her bra. "Guess who just closed the deals on not two, but three homes just today and cleared herself a very high commission. I was just brilliant. I even got one couple to settle at asking price." Darlene's green eyes sparkled as she smiled. "Darlene," Grandma reminded her daughter. "Tommy was trying to tell you something." "Oh, what was it..?" Darlene blinked, coming down from her high air. She turned to look over at her son, who was still lingering by the fridge. "Nothing..." Tommy mumbled and walked out of the kitchen. Darlene looked to Grandma. " I asked the boy what his big news was but he sulked away like he always does. That's not very social and it's no wonder that he's not very popular." "Maybe that will all change," Grandma offered. 2. "There he is." Jake said to Nick and Darin. The three boys were hanging around outside the high school as Tommy walked out. "That dweeb's in my gym class," Nick said. "He looks like a doof," Darin added. "That dweeb doof has got a ticket for my Uncle Rudy's used car lot to get advertised for free in front of our town and midland for free, " Jake informed the other two. And then with a shrug, "He really needs the business." Jake started walking toward Tommy. Nick and Darin followed after. As Tommy stood on the sidewalk, he found Jake, Nick, and Darin surrounding him. "Hey, Tommy Boy," Jake smiled. Tommy nervously looked around. "Hey guys..." "Big homecoming game this Friday." Jake continued. "Er..." Tommy stammered. "Yeah." Nick and Darin laughed, but Jake gave them a look. Jake slung his arm around Tommy's shoulders. "And I heard you guys in the AV nerd herd are gonna show a video on the football screen." "Um..." Tommy agreed. Jake grinned. "So, my friend, I would like to suggest to you and idea for the video. It would be a commercial for my Uncle Ray's used car lot." Tommy frowned. "I don't know what you mean." "What I mean is you should shoot your half time video of my Uncle Ray's used car lot as a commercial!" Jake gripped Tommy around the shoulders while Nick and Darin agreed. "In fact I get even get maybe a few girls I know to be models in it." "Models..?" Tommy's mind began to spin. "Like who?" Jake casually looked around the front of the campus. His eyes picked out girls that walked back and forth until he found just who he was looking for. "There," he said. "Denise DeRossio. I know she would do it." Tommy's gaze fell upon Denise. She was one of the Seniors on campus, hot off the scale and rumored to have dated half the basketball team. At once. "Really?" Tommy's draw dropped as he watched Denise walk by. Jake grinned at Tommy. "We got a deal?." At that point a horn honked. Tommy snapped to attention at the sound and sight of a Z3 BMW pulling to the curb. From the car came Darlene's voice: "Tommy, hurry up now!" Tommy looked to Jake. "Yeah, we got a deal!" He ran off to the sports car, getting in just in time for the car to drive away. Jake turned to Nick and Darin. "Who the heck was that in the car?" "That's his ma," Nick said. "Yeah, she's a total MILF", Darin said. Jake watched the car drive away, "Really?" 3. It was the next day when the doorbell rang at the McFarlane home. Grandma crossed through the foyer to open the front door. Standing on the doorstep was Jake, Nick, and Darin. "Good afternoon," Grandma greeted the boys. Jake smiled back. "Good afternoon, m'am. Is Tommy home? We're his friends," Jake pointed to himself then the others. "I'm Jake. This is Nick and Darin." "Hello," Nick and Darin said in unison. Grandma seemed genuinely pleased and surprised. "Oh, how nice. Just a moment, boys." She turned and called down the hallway. "Tommy, you have friends at the door." Tommy came out of his room and hurried down the hallway. He was holding a script in his hand. "Thanks, Grandma," he said. Grandma smiled and went on her way to the kitchen. Tommy waved the trio in and shut the door behind them. "Hey guys!" "Hey, Tommy-boy," Jake replied. "Great house you got here, pal." "Gee, thanks," Tommy gushed. "Hey, so do you guys want to check out my room and we can talk about the commercial?" "That's the thing," Jake continued. "We came over to talk about. We might have a little problem." "Huh?" Tommy asked. "Denise had to drop out. She got mono." Nick and Darin barely kept their chuckles down. Jake shot them a glance to cool it while Tommy stared at the floor, crestfallen. In the doorway of the kitchen, Grandma looked on, feeling concerned for her grandson. Tommy sadly looked around. "I've already written the script. The homecoming game is two days away. Where are we going to find another leading lady?" "Damn it, Manuel! I told you to plant the marigolds on the east side of the yard!" Tommy and the boys all turned to look out the sliding glass door that led to the back patio and yard. Darlene was standing on the patio. She wore a sleeveless pink blouse with the tails tied in a knot under her full breasts, the top buttons open to reveal a glimpse of her cleavage. Her beige, low rise carpis hugged her figure while exposing her firm midriff. She wore cork wedge heeled sandals and had her hair in a ponytail under a large sun hat. Big black designer sunglasses hid her face, but the perpetual pout on her lips was obvious. Not to mention that she didn't have a spec of dirt on her. She put her hands on her hips as she stood over the gardener. "I really don't see how hard it is to follow such simple instructions!" Darlene continued on. "I certainly hope you don't expect to be paid for..." As Darlene continued to admonish the gardener, Jake glanced over at Tommy, who was watching his mom with embarrassment. "Say," Jake suggested. "How about her? She looks dramatic enough." "Her?" Tommy gulped. "That's my mom." "Is that so?" Jake grinned and continued to admire Darlene on the patio. Nick and Darin were both staring out at Darlene as well. From the kitchen, Grandma took notice of the boys' attention to her daughter. "Geez guys," Tommy stammered. "I don't know." Jake shrugged. "Well, like you said...we only got two days. You should think about it. C'mon, fellas." Jake headed for the door with Nick and Darin following. Tommy watched them walk out, closing the front door. The sliding glass door slid open and Darlene walked into the house. "I swear it is impossible to find good help these days," she said as she crossed through the room. She tossed her sunhat and sunglasses onto the tables. Tommy timidly stepped toward Darlene. "Um...mom? I need to ask you something." "Yes, what is it, sweetie?" Darlene asked, fixing her hair in the foyer mirror, undoing her ponytail, letting her blonde highlighted hair fall to its natural shoulder length. "Well," Tommy began. "I'm shooting a video for this year's homecoming half time event this Friday. But the actress we had planned dropped out. And...well.... I was wondering if you might be able to take her place?" Darlene stopped looking at herself in the mirror and turned to Tommy. "Sweetie, Mommy's very busy." Grandma took a step forward from her spot in the kitchen doorway. "Darlene, listen to the boy, will you?" "This is a big deal. The video is going to be shown live in front of everyone at the stadium watching the big game," Tommy explained. He held out his script to his mom. "There's a script and everything. If I don't get an actress, I'm sunk." "I really don't think I have time in my schedule to appear in any silly little commercial." Darlene snipped back. She took the script from Tommy's hand. "I'll have to think about it. " And without another word, she walked upstairs and into her room. Tommy wearily sat down on the couch. Grandma walked over and sat down next to him. "I'm not sure this is the best idea, Tommy," Grandma advised. "You know what a handful your mother can be." "I know, Grandma," Tommy sighed. "But I'm desperate. Besides, I can't see how any worse it can get." 4. The next day, Tommy found himself pacing in the living room. Grandma casually stood behind the family bar, mixing herself a cordial. She worriedly looked at her grandson chewing at his fingernails. "Maybe you should start thinking of another plan, Tommy," Grandma politely suggested. Tommy stopped. "I can't, Grandma. This was the only idea I could think of. I already go approval from the principal. If I don't deliver a commercial for the halftime entertainment, I'm gonna be in trouble." Just then, the front door to the McFarlane home swung open and Darlene walked in. She was wearing a tiny white cotton tank top with a pink bra underneath and her tight pink cotton sweat pants, her firm midriff showing. Her running shoes perfectly matched her sweat pants. Her hair was up in a cute twist. Over her arm was a long, wrapped dress bag from a very expensive designer store. She set the garment bag down and the large bottle of Vitamin Water on the table. She proudly put her hands on her hips. "Well I have good news for everyone," Darlene announced. "I've decided to do thee commercial." Tommy's face lit up with relief. While at the family bar, Grandma took a stiff drink from her cordial. "The idea came to me while doing my yoga and spin classes," Darlene continued with pride in herself. "And after looking over the script, with some little changes that I will rewrite myself, I think this would be fun." "Uh..." Tommy stammered. "Ch-changes..?" Darlene smiled brightly. "Of course. After all, I was the editor of my high school paper. Not to mention a theater major in college, so I think I know a thing or two about how to act. And to really make the commercial special, I went out and bought a very elegant Marc Jacobs designer dress that I, of course, will look fabulous in." With a dramatic turn, Darlene swept her garment bag off the table and began walking up the stairs to her bedroom. She paused halfway down to smile down at Tommy. "Who knows," Darlene haughtily suggested. "If this goes as well as I plan, perhaps I will have you film a commercial for my real estate business. Then we can create something really special." Darlene continued her way up the stairs and into her room. Tommy shook his head and looked over at Grandma. "What did I just get myself into, Grandma?" 5. It was Friday night at Centralville High School's football field. Both sides of the bleachers were filled with students and parents there to cheer on the teams. The recently added Jumbotron Video Screen currently showed the game's progress to the cheering fans. There were only ten minutes left in the first half and the score was tied, heightening the crowd's enthusiasm. A mere few blocks away was Honest Rudy's Used Cars. It was a ramshackle parking lot with a small office and about twenty very used cars. Tommy was standing nervously by the best car on the lot: a 1969 Cadillac. Set up in front of the car were a few light stands and a video camera plugged into the necessary equipment to transmit the video feed to the Jumbotron. Jake, Nick, and Darin stood around. They were watching Tommy nervously pacing back and forth and checking his watch. Jake nudged Nick and Darin, then gave Tommy a smile. "Hey Tommy, is your mom gonna make it on time?" Tommy glanced over at the boys. He shook his head and shrugged. "Gee fellas, I don't know," he replied, trying to keep his voice from cracking with nerves. Just then, a familiar BMW Z3 drove into the lot. Darlene stepped out of the car. She wore a long, dark coat belted closed. She had her blonde highlighted hair down to her shoulders and teased. "I'm not sure who wrote the directions here but they were terrible," Darlene snipped. She took a look around the used car lot and made no effort to hide her disapproval. Grandma got out of the passenger side with a bit of effort. In her hands were several medium sized cue cards with writing on them. "My goodness, Darlene. I honestly don't know why you have a car so tiny." "It's called taste, Mother," Darlene retorted, "Something I have the feeling this car lot sorely lacks." She made her way over to where the boys were standing around the lights and camera equipment. "Well boys, your star is here." Tommy hurried over to Darlene. "Mom, where have you been? We've got less than ten minutes to broadcast. We haven't rehearsed or blocked –" "That won't be necessary, sweetie," Darlene interrupted. "I have it all planned and blocked out. I've even brought cue cards with the new dialogue." "New dialogue..?" Tommy blinked. "There was only supposed to be your monologue." "Yes, well I felt that was flat," Darlene took the cue cards from Grandma and handed them to Darin. "Hold these," she told him and Darin had no choice to comply. Darlene turned back to Tommy with a big smile. "You're going to act in the commercial with me, sweetie!" Tommy's expression fell. "Mom, I'm supposed to be the director. I have to film the commercial." "Oh anyone of these boys can operate the camera," she turned to Nick. "Isn't that right?" Nick stared at Darlene trying to think of something to say. Jake nudged him and smiled at Darlene. "Sure he can. And I'll make sure the lights are aimed right." Darlene turned back to Tommy. "I brought a jacket in my car for you to change into. Your lines are printed in orange. Mine are in black. I think it's time to film this commercial." As Tommy dutifully walked over to the BMW, Darlene stepped toward Grandma and turned her back to her. "Mother, my coat." With that grand statement, Darlene unbelted her coat and let it slide off her shoulders as Grandma stood behind to remove it. Darlene was wearing a long, clinging strapless baby blue dress. It's low cut bustier top tantalizingly pushed her ample cleavage up. The satin chiffon material hugged her curves all the way down to the strappy platform heels that matched her dress. The tightness of the dress was offset by a slit that ran up one side to mid thigh, giving glimpse to Darlene's tanned and bare legs. She wore elegant to-the-elbow silk gloves that also matched her dress. Jake, Nick, and Darin couldn't take their eyes off Darlene as she turned her head from side to side to let her hair whisk about. She ran her hands over her hips and thighs to smooth out the material of her dress. Grandma, still holding Darlene's coat, took notice of the boys' reaction to Darlene. Tommy returned from the BMW. He now wore a burgundy blazer that didn't fit very well. He hesitated when he saw his mother in her low cut dress primping herself while Jake, Nick, and Darin were standing by and obviously staring at her. Darlene finished fixing her hair and looked at Tommy standing by. "Well, let's go, sweetie. We've been waiting on you." "Yeah, " Jake grinned. He flipped the switch that turned the two lights on. "Let's make a commercial!" 6. The referee on the football field blew his whistle. Cheers and whistles went up from the packed bleachers of the Centerville High School football field. As both teams exited off the field, Principal Norman Felders walked to a microphone stand placed on the edge of the fifty-yard line. As he did so, he was met with a mix of cheers and boo's from the crowd. Principal Felders stepped to the mic. "Ladies and gentlemen we have a real halftime treat for you..." Over at Honest Rudy's Used Car Lots, everyone was taking their places. Grandma stood by watching as Darin took his spot with the cue cards in hands. Tommy was standing just off to the side. He was staring at the cue cards, repeating his lines over and over in an attempt to memorize them. Nick had the video camera on his shoulder and was adjusting the focus. He glanced over at the live monitor that was receiving the principal's speech. "We are almost ready to go live," Nick informed. Darlene stood in front of the Cadillac checking her hair and make-up in a hand mirror she held. Unknown to her, the bright lights had given her dress a diaphanous appearance, her figure silhouetted through the thin material. Darlene turned around and set the mirror down. "Now listen," she ordered Nick. "I want you to start on a close up of me. And when I announce the name of the lot, you will pull back to a medium wide shot of Tommy and I in front of the car." "Got it," Nick replied. "Tommy, take your place!' Darlene snipped at her son. Tommy nervously stood next to the front of the car. Darlene next turned to Jake. She held her hand out to him. "You," she demanded. "Just don't stand there. Help me up onto the hood." The Commerical Jake stepped toward Darlene. He smiled at her and without breaking eye contact, casually put his hands on her hips and lifted her quickly and effortlessly up to sit on the edge of the Cadillac. He let his hand brush the slit in her dress to the side to expose part of her long legs. "Just what do you –" Darlene admonished him as she adjusted her dress. "Five seconds," Nick warned. Jake smiled at Darlene. "Sorry, last minute adjustment." He stepped back just as Nick called, "Action!" Darlene's face lit up with a perfect, model-fake smile. "Good evening, everyone. I'm Darlene McFarlane." Over at the Centerville High School football field, Darlene's smiling face filled the Jumbotron screen and her voice came through over the speakers. A few whistles rose up on both sides of the bleachers, but for the most part, the crowds watched the screen with little interest. Darlene's smile grew wider showing off her gleaming perfect white teeth. "And welcome to Uncle Rudy's Used Car Lot." The camera pulled back to reveal Darlene in a slightly seductive pose on the hood of the Cadillac with Tommy standing by. Under the lights of the Uncle Rudy's Used Car lot, Tommy found himself staring right into the camera. His mouth went dry and his brain seemed to lock. He knew he should be reading his lines next, but he couldn't seem to even speak. "As you can see," Darlene lifted one of her opera glove clad arms and gestured around, "there are a lot of cars here to choose from. Tommy, why don't you tell everyone about this one?" Grandma was standing behind Jake, Nick, and Darin. She took one look at Tommy's face and knew something was wrong. Clasping her hands together, she hoped for the best. "Tommy, tell the people about this car," Darlene repeated again, keeping her smile on her face. Tommy remained frozen, staring straight at the camera. "Uh...buh..." were the only words Tommy managed. Jake began to chuckle a little bit and Nick, still operating he camera, had to stifle his laughter. "Huh...wha...guh..." Tommy catatonically continued, his gaze frozen forward. "Tommy!" Darlene hissed through her perfect smile, still trying to remain poised on the car in model form. Over at the football field, the crowds in both bleachers were now beginning to notice Tommy's stage fright and frozen expression. A few laughs began to ripple through the bleachers as they continued to watch the commercial. Darlene kept her smile for the camera, masking the frustration that was beginning to upset her. "What Tommy meant to say is this is a 1969 Cadillac classic with low miles and performance that anyone can appreciate. Isn't that right, Tommy?" "Gubba...duh...um," Tommy replied. Jake, Nick, and Darin started laughing, unable to stifle it. Darlene's smile slightly wavered as she tried to improvise. "As you can see, he's speechless and you would be to when you saw this..." Darlene shifted her pose and began to slowly slide off the front of the Cadillac while she continued to smile at the camera. As her heels landed on the gravel lot, Darlene felt her dress pull against her figure. Still smiling at the camera, she glanced behind her and was dismayed to see the end of her dress was caught around the hood ornament, causing the slit in the side of the dress to reveal her long, lean legs. Darlene turned around and began to tug at the end of her dress in an attempt to free it from the car. "Holy jeez, she's caught on the hood ornament," Nick could hardly contain his enthusiasm as he zoomed the camera closer on Darlene as she continued to struggle with trying to free the end of her dress from the car. The more she would pull at it, the dress would tear a little more along the slit in the side, exposing more of her bare legs. Standing back behind the camera and the laughing boys, Grandma found herself chuckling a bit herself as she watched her daughter frantically pulling at the hem of her expensive dress still caught on the car. She glanced over at Tommy. He was still standing on his mark, seemingly unaware of what was going on next to him, still staring into the camera and babbling. Grandma took a step forward and gently tapped Jake on the shoulder. "Perhaps you should go help out?" Jake nodded, "Sure!" Jake stepped around the camera and went to stand next to Darlene, who was still pulling at the hem of her dress, unaware that Jake had just stepped next to her. "That's right, folks," Jake coolly strode in front of the camera. "These people are just crazy for the prices here at my Uncle Rudy's Used Car lot." For a moment Darlene stopped pulling at her dress, although she did not let it go. "Just don't stand there," she harshly snipped. "Do something!" She glanced over her shoulder. "And turn that camera off!" "Oh, but I am doing something, Darlene," Jake continued with a grin to the camera. "And keep rolling, Nick. Because I think the good people at the Centervlle High game want to see more." Over at the Centerville High School football stadium, the crowds in both bleachers were now all watching the Jumbrotron and beginning to laugh even more at the antics they were being shown. On the field, Principal Felders was also watching the screen. He glanced around at the other parents and faculty standing nearby. "Uh...maybe we should switch over to the band?" Coach Lennox held his hand up. "Hold on a minute there, Felders. Let's just see where this goes." Jake continued his improvised pitch while Darlene returned to desperately trying to free the end of her dress from the Cadillac's hood ornament. "As you can see, our prices are low cut. The bare minimum. Fine forms with classic curves." Jake made a gesture to the car and Darlene. "Isn't that right, Darlene?" Darlene gave up on trying to unpull her dress from the car. Putting on another bright smile, she turned around and tried to keep the slit in her dress closed as it was now torn almost to her hip, her bare legs in view. "That's...that's right...um..?" She continued to smile but looked questionably at Jake. "Jake," he finished for her, never taking his eyes off hers. "Jake," Darlene repeated, still trying to keep her perfect smile while awkwardly trying to hold the slit in her dress closed. "But maybe we should show them another car?" Darlene offered, the desperation in her voice coming through her smile. "Nonsense," Jake good naturally replied. " In fact, let's take a look under the hood, shall we, Darlene?" "What..?" Darlene gasped, her hands dropping to her sides in surprise as she turned toward Jake Jake leaned down to the Cadillac's grill and expertly popped the release. The car's hood sprung upward instantly and fast. The dress began to tear right along the side slit with a loud sound. Before she could react, Darlene's low cut strapless dress was torn off from around her body: first exposing her legs and then revealing the little baby blue thong she was wearing and then whisking past her bare breasts. Over at the Centerville High School football field, Darlene's half naked body was broadcast over the Jumbotron. The crowds in the bleachers erupted into cheers and applause usually reserved for touchdowns. Darlene was spun back around to face the camera, her blonde hair falling across her face, momentarily blinding her. But she instantly felt the cool breeze on her half naked body. With her hands at her sides she looked down and saw herself standing with her bare breasts exposed and in just her tiny baby blue thong, matching opera gloves and strappy high heels. She began a shrill scream of panic. Darin dropped the cue cards and leaned closer to Nick who was now stepping in closer to get a better angle of Darlene. Tommy seemed to break out of his trance as the commotion. He turned and saw his mother standing next to him half naked and just staring at herself while screaming. He fainted dead away, dropping to the ground. Grandma stood back watching the whole thing happen. She shook her head with amusement. With a casual shrug, she dropped Darlene's coat in the gravel lot and inconspicuously kicked it under a car. Jake stood by grinning as Darlene stood half naked before him under the lights from the lot. Darlene remained immobilized, still too shocked to even think of covering herself, she just continued to look down at her half naked body and scream. It's only when Nick and Darin crowded closer with the camera did she finally regain her composure. Like a deer in the camera's bright lights, Darlene tried to keep her hands over her bouncing breasts as she turned here and there looking for a place to hide. Surrounded by cars, Darlene tried to move in either direction to hide, but found herself in front of the camera as Nick and Darin relentlessly pursued her, laughing all the way. Darlene turned in front of the Cadillac and in a misguided attempt, bent over it, hoping to conceal her front while using her other hand to put over the thin material of her thong barely covering her rear. But Nick zoomed the camera close getting a perfect close up of her derriere. Darin hooted and leaned in slap it. "Ohhh..!" Darlene gasped. She turned around and found herself facing the camera. Jake stepped close to Darlene, putting his arm around her bare shoulders and pulling her close to him. "That's right, folks," Jake grinned into the camera, cheek to cheek with Darlene. "Uncle Rudy's Used Cars. Where we squeeze the high prices!" Jake groped Darlene's bare breast while she squealed with embarrassment. Darlene broke away from Jake. At the same moment, Tommy was coming to and getting to his feet. Darlene ran right into Tommy. Together they toppled over, with Darlene on top, her half naked body firmly against his. Darlene shrieked even louder as Tommy's hands frantically fluttered over her body in an attempt to get up. Her bare breasts were all but in Tommy's face. Darlene was able to push herself up and hastily get to her feet, Tommy's hand accidentally slipped between her hip and the thin waistaband of her tiny baby blue thong. The flimsy material ripped off and remained around Tommy's hand as Darlene as she stood up. Darlene froze right where she stood, now completely naked except for the silk baby blue opera gloves she had on and her strappy matching heels. Her eyes were wide with shock, her mouth open and her arms merely handing by her sides. Her bare body on view, with not a tan line visible and her thin, trimmed "landing strip" available for all to see. Tommy still lay on the ground with Darlene's torn thong dangling from his hand. He was staring up wide-eyed at his naked mother standing frozen before him. Before he even knew it was happening, the front of his pants had a blossoming stain as he orgasmed on the spot. Nick kept the camera on Darlene as she remained frozen. Jake stuck his grinning face into the camera. "Uncle Rudy's Used Cars! Where we dropping prices to their bare minimum!" THE END