0 comments/ 189168 views/ 26 favorites Atlanta Underground Ch. 01 By: Robert Kincaid "Okay, Mom! Let's hit the road! Can I drive?" I asked. "No, Bobby. I'll drive first and then you can when we get to Tupelo. It's almost 400 miles to Atlanta so I'm sure you'll get a chance to drive. I know you're itchin' to try out my little red car," she said with a grin. "Did Dad get it for you?" "No way! I traded in the old station wagon and paid the rest with my own hard earned money! So buckle up and hold onto your hat! By the way, did you put both suitcases and my dresses in the trunk?" "Yes, Mom, and I've got my camera, too... Wow! She sure has a lots of pickup! So, how come you got this zippy thing? I thought only men went middle age crazy... You know. Sort of reliving their hot cars and hot sex days..." "Okay, son of mine. I'll let you in on a female secret. You've heard of the 80/20 rule and the 50/50 proposition, right? Well, this is the 40/20 rule: women hit their sexual peak at 40 and men hit theirs at 20. Plus the fact is that a woman's biological clock is ticking really loudly about the same time! Shazam! Where are you when I need you Captain Midnight?" "Isn't Dad, uh, interested?" "He's working so hard that I think he's forgotten about his wife. When I met him in college, I thought that he was what I was looking for: a creative genius with above average equipment so we got married. Then I found out that he compensated for the genius part by working twice as hard as anyone else and that put a cramp in his sex drive. But, what about you? How is college life? Are you dating anyone special?" "There is one girl that I've been out with the last month or so..." "What does she look like?" "She's five foot four, hazel eyes, and ... well, she's about your size." "What color hair?" "The same as yours -- light brown -- and her pert nose and small mouth are the same." "And is she older than you?" "Yes, about four years older. Why would you ask that?" "Me thinks you want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad!" Blushing I said, "Hmmm. Sure sounds that way. Not to change the subject but why do you have to go to Atlanta?" I asked. "I have to make a presentation of our new software to two banks there. One tomorrow at 10 and another one at 11 on Wednesday. This is a technical presentation so the flat chested one gets to go." "You're not ..." "What did you say, Bobby?" "Nothin'," I mumbled. Then I asked "Are we going to see Aunt Helen when we're there?" "I'm supposed to give her a call tomorrow afternoon after my business meeting. Maybe we'll go out to dinner." "Is she really your twin? I mean... identical?" "Well, we started out identical but, she 'enhanced' the size of her tits." "I hadn't noticed." "You lie!! Every time you see her your tongue hangs out and you drool! Now, you can't deny that. Look at you blush!" "I like yours better-- more natural. I mean -uh- I like breasts that are natural looking like yours. I shouldn't say that I like my mother's breasts." "You don't like my tits?" "They are beautiful! I just don't feel right about admiring my own mother's breasts." "Well, pardon me, but I see Mr. Happy feels alright about my tits! 'Good morning, Mr. Happy!' Can I give Mr. Happy a squeeze, Bobby?" "No, Mom, no!" "Why should YOU be the only one that gets to squeeze him? After all, you're probably fantasizing about ME! You should let me give him a hug. Tell you what--- you let Mr. Happy out to play and I'll take my bra off and let you fondle my little bitty titties! See? Two for the price of one! Can't beat that! Oh, I guess you do..." "What?" "I guess you do beat Mr. Happy. What do you say, sonny boy? Wanna grope your horny mama?" "I want to but I really shouldn't." "Well, we need to stop at the next gas station and fill up and ... take care of everything!" +++ "That'll be $37, ma'am. Thanks. Any thing else?" "May I have the key to the restroom?" "Sure. Here you go. It's around the side to the right. Next." "I need a key to the 'Men's'." "Sorry-- It's closed. Someone shit all over in there. I just haven't had time or inclination to clean it up. You'll have to wait 'til the lady comes out." "Thanks anyway." +++ "Get your ass in here!" "Mom! What are you doing?" "I'm unzipping your fly. What does it look like? Now, get your cock out and... Oh my! You are so much bigger than your father! The question is: Is Mr. Happy going to get bigger and harder when I get this bra off? There. Look at these, Bobby! What do you think? Go ahead. Touch them." "Oh, mama! They're beautiful! They feel so firm and ..." "Don't be so gentle! Squeeze them! Pull and twist the nipples... Oh, yes! You do good, little son of mine! And guess what? Your cock is even longer and harder than before!" "I don't want to hurt you." "Do it anyway! That's it... Pull and twist. -mm mm- shit, that's good. Okay, that's enough for now. Get ready for a speedy hand job. My turn to squeeze and massage!" [Bang! Bang!] "Hey in there! I've got to go bad! Play time is over! Pull up your pants and open the door!" "Just a minute! Let a lady arrange herself!" "Sorry, Ma'am. I thought I saw a fellow go in." "Okay, it's all yours... Enjoy! Come on, Bobby. You heard the man, 'Play time is over!'" "Looks like you've got a winner there, mister. You should marry her!" "Can't... she's my mother." +++ Mom let me drive from Tupelo to Atlanta. We made good time. Dad had suggested that since I was home from college for a week that I go with Mom instead of hanging around the empty house. "Well, they 'lost' the change in reservations," she told me after she checked in. "I had made a request to change the king size to a double room but somebody... Oh well, we'll make do, okay?" "Sure. Let's go eat." "Slow down hungry man. Let's go to our room, unpack, and unwind a bit with a glass of wine. Then, we'll come down here and eat at that Polynesian Room over there." She pointed at an exotic restaurant entrance. "Besides, I still need to play with Mr. Happy." +++ "Did you see the smirk on the bellboy's face, Mom?" "He was just jealous of my Pretty Boy... How does it make you feel, Bobby, shacking up with a woman old enough to be your mother?" "In a word, 'Pretty Damn Good!'" "Check the mini-bar for a split of Champagne or a bottle of wine while I pee." "Aren't you going to close the bathroom door?" "Why should I? I'm your mother!" "I'll get the Champagne." "Oh, Bobby. Would you come here? I need you to wipe my pussy." "Are you serious?" "Of course... and use the Kleenex -- not the toilet paper -- it's too rough! And blot-- don't rub. What do you think of her?" "She's the prettiest pussy that I've ever seen! Real or Internet!" "Thank you kind Sir. Just for that, she's not going to wear panties until we get back home. Look at you. I do believe that you get a hard-on every five minutes!" "It's your fault, Mother. You're a sexy, beautiful, cock teaser." "NOT! Let's go play right now! Strip and get face up on that bed! It's playtime for mama's boy toy!" "Lord, help me! You're naked! What are you fixin' to do with that goo?" "This is hand cream and it's for lubricating your joy stick! Do you like it fast or slow, soft or hard, hot or cold, hand or mouth?" "Just what you're doing... I'm not going to last very long. You may think I cum too fast... -uh- -uh- but, the fact is that... -uh- -uh- you have teased me all day... here it is! I'm there... oh, oh, gahhh!" +++ It was almost eleven by the time we got back to the room. "Well, Bobby, what did you think of that?" "Food was great! And that 'Tonga Punch' was too smooth!" "And the waitress was cute, too?" she teased. When Mom went into the bathroom to change, I put on pajama bottoms and climbed into the big bed. She came out of the bathroom about 15 minutes later, turned off the lights and climbed into her side of the bed. "Now stay on your side of the bed. Let's not tempt fate. If anything happens, your father would throw me out without a cent! And I'm positive that he would cut off your -" "Allowance?" I finished for her. +++ "-uh- -uh- No, you can't go in there. It's too big. Let me lift my leg... Let me help... There you go... You're a real mother fucker, son of mine." +++ The clock radio said 6:00. I yawned and opened my eyes and saw Mom sitting at the little table sipping coffee. "Oh, Lord!" I said. "I must have had a wet dream... My fly is all slimy." "Sorry, Bobby, but it wasn't a dream," Mom said in a quiet voice. "Sometime around 2, I felt an enormous erection prodding my backside. I figured that since you were asleep that we could just cuddle. We were like spoons. You buried your face in my hair and kissed the back of my neck. I raised my leg so I could feel your cock between my thighs but he was so long and so hard that he nudged my pussy lips apart and slipped in a little bit. That's when I had my first orgasm. All I could think about was my son was fucking me. My pulsating pussy had a stimulating effect on your cock: it grew both thicker and longer. When it hit my cervix, I came again hard! I saw lights dancing in my eyes. You were humping me very slowly, very sweetly and then you stopped. Your cock pulsated so strongly that I could feel it! I've never felt a man's cock coming before. And when I realized that my baby boy's seed was spurting into me, I came again. I wanted that feeling to last forever. Your cock stayed sort of hard and I kept it inside of me while we slept." "I don't know what to say, Mom." "Tell me that you love me. But let me finish... Later you woke me up by gently rocking the bed humping again. Our making love was so effortless, so warm and sensuous that I had a series of mini-orgasms and when you came again, it was like a rocket and I felt like flying! I couldn't sleep after that so I got up, showered a long time, made the coffee and watched my lover/son sleep." "I'm afraid that if Dad ever finds out, he'll skin us alive!" "I'm sure he'll find out, Bobby, because I think I ovulated yesterday and that you and I are going to have a baby!" Atlanta Underground Ch. 02 "Mom! You must be joking! We can't have a baby!" "Sorry, Bobby, but the way I figure it, we did the 'nasty' right on schedule. And I am so happy about it! Now, take those messy pajamas off so I can see you naked... Oh, Bobby, you are twice as big as your father! Just lie back and let me be on top... This feels so good." "It sure does. You're warm and wet and tight. Ahhh..." "Stay still. Stay still. Let me do it all. Don't move. There! Your cock just hit bottom. Oh! And I'm coming... so good, so good. Fuck me big boy. You feel so good..." I rolled her over onto her back without missing a stroke. "Okay, Mom. You asked for it and now you're going to feel just how much I love you. Uh Uh Uh..." "Fuck me, Bobby," she repeated over and over. "I can't hold back. Here it is! ... It feels like the head of my cock just blew off!" "You made me come so many times that I lost count. You are one fantastic lover!" We cuddled in silence while the euphoric afterglow gave us both a natural high. Finally Mom said, "I love you, Bobby, and now it's time for me to get ready for my presentation at the bank. So let's shower fast and maybe there will be time for breakfast at the coffee shop downstairs." "If you are pregnant, Dad will just think that he did it... Won't he?" "No, I don't think so. Your father decided that two kids were enough after your sister was born so his doctor took away his sperm donor card. No, I'm afraid that he's going to find out that I've had a lover. He may not know who but he will know when and that's enough to figure that conception must have taken place when you and I were together in Atlanta. And that's when he's going to toss me out and probably you too!" "I suppose I should be sorry but I'm not! I am so excited that..." "Oh, shit! Who could that be? Hand me the phone, please. It might be your father... Hello? Oh, Hi, Helen. Great! We'll meet you in the coffee shop in 15 minutes. Actually, Bobby will be there. It will take me a half hour to get ready. See you." "Sounds like Aunt Helen couldn't wait to see us. I'll shower and shave and go meet her." +++ "Hello, Aunt Helen! You look fabulous!" "Hi, Bobby! Aren't you all grown up." "Mom will be right down. She has to get ready for a presentation at 10." "How is your mother? I know, she's busy, busy. Is she treating you okay? I'm sure she is. I am so excited seeing you. You are really getting tall. Catherine doesn't get her college break until next week... I guess you know that since your sister and Cathy are roommates... Well, I guess you can tell that I'm nervous... I need to ask you to do something for me -- to me -- with me. How can I say this? Uh, your uncle Felix can't get it up anymore and I want a baby and I thought that since you were in town and well, Bobby, would you, could you? You do know about sex, don't you? Do you have a girl?" "Slow down, Aunt Helen. I do know about sex. I don't have a girl at college. I've never had sex with a 'girl' but I am straight. And, I'd be happy to go to bed with you... once I get over the shock of your intimate question." "Don't tell your mother. She would kill me if she knew I wanted to fuck you." "I thought that you said that you just wanted a baby -- not that you wanted to fuck me." "I DO want a baby AND I have always wanted to fuck you since you turned 18. Now quiet. Here she comes." "Hi, Mom. You look great!" "Has he been chewing your ear off, Helen? It's good to see you! I thought that we were going to get together tonight. Well, you two enjoy your breakfast. I've got to run. Bobby, I'll be back about 3 if everything goes okay. Here's the key-card to the room. Love you both. 'bye." "See you tonight, sis'... And now, toy boy. Let's go play house!" +++ "God! This room is a mess! Look at that bed! I can tell! You've been fucking your mother, haven't you? I thought that you said you were a virgin." "I said that 'I've never had sex with a girl.' Mom is a woman, not a girl!" "So you don't deny penetrating your pretty parent!" she said grinning. "How can I? I'm in love with her. But, in her defense, its not her fault that we started fucking. She had reserved a double room but we ended up with a king size bed and ..." "I know. I changed the reservation. I thought that you two would be cozier that way. Well, just don't stand there. Take your clothes off and I'll hang up the 'Do Not Disturb - We're Having Sex' sign on the door knob. It's time to fuck!" "I'll hang up the sign. You show me yours first." "Hey! I'm not the shy twin! Look at these! And if I can get out of these jeans... There. Can you see my pussy lips? Are they exactly like your mother's? She IS my twin so they'd better look the same. Get over here on the bed and get a closer look. Well, are they the same as your mother's?" "Uh... We just made love. We didn't... " "Oh, Lord. This is the best part and you missed it? Well, get real close and I'll make you into a first rate pussy lover!" "Let me get all undressed first..." "Okay my stud muffin. I'll pull my cunt lips apart so you can see everything. See this little nub? It's the center of the universe. It's magic. It's tender. It's insatiable. Be oh so gentle with her. Imagine all the feelings that you have in your cock AND your balls concentrated in one little button. That's a clit! Women know how it feels so they know how to give head better then any man but you, darling nephew, are going to learn from the best cunt lapper in the world!" "You suck pussies?" "Yes, sir! And I started with your mother's! She's used to getting great head and so I guess you'd better learn how I do it!" "Can I ask you a question about Mom? Does she do it, too?" "Can't you say the words? Hmm? My six foot student? Come on. Ask me again and please use the dirtiest words you know." "Okay. Does my fucking mother suck pussies, clits, labia and stick her tongue up lesbians' vaginas?" "Yes! And she loves it! But, back to your lesson. Never use your teeth! Teeth hurt and hurt is a turn off -- at least with me. The whole pussy is sensitive. Take your time. To reach a gut wrenching climax usually takes me about 8 minutes so start at the outer lips and work in. That's it. Kind of pull on my lips with yours. You can pull harder. Now, slowly lick between the lips from my vagina clear up -- slowly! -- but don't touch the clit. Now, lick that way again. This time put your tongue into my hole as far as you can and then make slow circles around the edge of my vagina... Oh, God, that feels good. Tongue fuck my hole some more. Fuck it. Fuck it. Now, lick up to the clit a couple of times. Oh! Now, gently suck in the little nub between your lips and softly touch it with your tongue tip. Keep sucking! Oh, God! Keep sucking, you mother fucker! I'm coming hard... Oh, fuck! Suck it! Hold it! Don't move! Don't move! Don't let go! STAY RIGHT THERE!" "Okay, Bobby, wipe your face off and fuck me. Make me a baby! Does your mama want your baby, too? If your mama wants your baby then I want twins. Give me twins, Bobby! Oh, Lord, you fuck good! I'm coming again, you mother fucker! You have such a big cock. It feels so good. Come in me. Come in me now! Come in me! Oh, hot damn! I can feel it jumping! I can actually feel your cock throbbing in my cunt!" "Well! If it isn't my sister and son fucking! Well, I never..." "Mom! I... We..." "Well, hello to you! And don't say 'Well, I never...' because according to your son, you did... and several times, at that! So what do you say now, you beautiful sight for sore eyes?" "Well, I say that I missed breakfast but it looks like I'm in time for a mighty tasty brunch! Make room for me! I'll try that French dessert first. You know 'Menage a trois'..." Atlanta Underground Ch. 03 "Okay, sister dear. Your son was generous enough to give me a fresh cream pie so get naked and dive in. It's been a long time since you've eaten me out! And you are such a good pussy licker!" "It's been just a month, for God's sake!" "But, this time it's covered with your son's slimy semen... Oh, easy... I've just come a jillion times on that big cock... and his tongue! You should know that I've been giving him lessons just so he can please you... Here I go again. Damn, you're good! You made me see flashes of light!" "I think that was Bobby taking our picture. Hey, Son. Is that photo for the Internet or some kind of blackmail?" "Both," I said. "It's just to make sure that Dad doesn't learn about the three of us from Aunty Helen." Mom and her twin got out of bed and walked into the bathroom. Mom called out, "You'd better get in here quick and DO NOT bring the camera or I'll piss on IT!" When I entered the bathroom, mother was squatting over her sister who was lying in the bottom of the bath tub. My Aunt was holding her own labia open so when Mom let loose with her pee, it splashed Helen's clit and all over her pussy. "Oh, that feels good! Let me do you now..." and they changed positions. "Let her flow!" said Mom. Mom rapidly rubbed the urine into her pubic hair trying to masturbate before Helen emptied her bladder completely. "Save some for my face... Come up here... Aim for my mouth... Aarrgh." "Sorry, sis'" Helen panted. "I forgot you liked the taste of my pee. Bobby get over here. Give your mother what she needs... That's it. Put your feet between her legs and point your cock at her pussy. Now start peeing. Good. Hazel! Hold your pussy open wide! Tilt that pelvis up so he can pee right up your hole! Hot damn! Now, Bobby, aim for her nipples... Uh huh! And give it all the rest in that little mouth of hers. Hazel, don't swallow! Just let your son's piss fill it up! Just fan-fucking-tastic! Now, close your mouth. Don't swallow. Stand up. Bobby help her. Hold onto her. Now, kiss her and taste your own piss! I now pronounce you soul mates!" "Someone turn on the shower. We've made a real mess in here..." +++ "Bobby wants to see us sixty-nine." "And what's your son going to be doing? Taking our picture again?" "I suppose so but if you let me be on the bottom and point your sweet ass toward the bottom of the bed, I'll ask him to fuck you again -- just to make sure that you're pregnant... And I'll make sure that he goes in the right hole this time! That was a joke..." "An offer I can't refuse. Okay, Bobby, watch this." "You two look exactly the same... except that Aunt Helen has a rose tattoo on her butt. I'll call this shot 'Stereo Sex'!" "Get over here and fuck me, nephew!" "Coming!" I said. "So are WEEE," they said in unison, "so now it's your turn." As I entered my Aunt's cunt, my mother licked the underside of my cock and then she kissed my balls. "After watching you two going at it and what my sweet mother just did to my cock, I'm about to shoot my wad! Here it comes, Helen! Forget twins! I just gave you enough for triplets!" I let my penis withdraw slowly from her very fucked vagina so as to keep as much semen in her as possible. "Chances for a baby are better if you don't move for ten minutes." "Thank you, again, Bobby! Would you hand me the phone I need to talk to my gynecologist's nurse. Would you dial her number, too, please? It's 1-800-HAND-JOB. Noo, it's not. Here put the phone down in front of me. Thanks. I'll dial the number... Hello? Yes, this is Helen Back and I need you to do a favor for me. Add me to your patients list for today -- say 2:30 -- and mark that I did come in, please? If my husband checks up on me, tell him that I did come in and that you can't give him any information. He thinks that I'm having artificial insemination but just between you and me, it's the real thing. Thanks! 'Bye!" "Helen! You'd lie to Felix? He's such a sweet old man..." Mom said. "Yes, he is and yes I do lie to him. I don't want to hurt his feelings," she smiled. "He's supposed to meet us downstairs for supper at 8:00 tonight so we have some more play time..." +++ "Hello, Uncle Felix," I said as I met him in the lobby. "My Mother and your wife will join us in the restaurant. Seems that they had to find some captain in his boat... what ever that means." "Well, Bobby, I don't understand women at all so don't ask me. Probably the same thing as 'see a man about a dog'." "Mom did tell me not to discuss politics or religion or sex but what else is there?" "Let's skip religion. Now that I'm 66, it's too late to be saved. And let's save the sex until the women get here. They get real uneasy when you start talking dirty and who knows, I might get horny myself -- it's only been four years since my last..." "So, Uncle, are you a Democrat?" "I used to be. I remember going to Wichita to see JFK at a rally in 1960. I voted for him. That's when I lived in Russell, Kansas. My shop was right across the street from a grain elevator owned by Bob Dole's father. Dole was a state senator then and he used to stop by and we'd walk down to Dawson Drug Store and have coffee. The whole town was Republican except for me. But, he is such a nice, decent, upstanding man that he changed my party." "Here's Mom and Aunt Helen..." I said. Then I saw what they had done. They had dressed as much alike as possible. I couldn't tell which one was which and I had had each of them several times that afternoon. "Well, this is interesting... and which one should I call 'Mom'?" They both giggled and sat down. The waiter came, took our drink order, and left. "Uncle Felix and I have finished with the religion and politics discussions and now it's time for sex." "Oh, Bobby, such a sweet, funny nephew,... or son, whatever the case may be." my aunt or mother said. "I think I know how we can tell who's who. Uncle Felix, you kiss that one and I'll kiss this one and we'll compare notes." One sister said, "Oh, Felix, your French kisses always make me tingle." And the other one said, "Hot damn, Bobby, you sure can make a mother forget herself!" Felix got very excited, "I know which one is which and seeing you tongue kiss your own mother has given me such a hard-on!" "Well, if this is my own mother and she wants to kiss me like that, plus you getting the first woody in four years, I think we should go back to the room for some serious sex! So sign for the drinks, 'MOM', and let's head back upstairs." +++ "Uncle Felix wants his cock sucked and so do I." I announced once we were in the room. "But I don't do that," said one sister and the other just shook her head no. "Well, I guess I'll teach you both on the fine points of cock sucking! Felix and I will strip and sit on the end of the bed. You two will strip to the waist and kneel in front of us on a pillow. What do you think, Uncle? Will seeing my own sweet mother with her mouth around my cock turn you on?" "Damn right! Especially if you're ordering her to do it! And be sure to order my wife to do me the same way!" "Uncle! Your cock is as long as mine and twice as thick." "But it doesn't get hard like yours, boy." "Okay, ladies, it's time to kiss the end of the penis softly. Now, take your tongue and lick the bottom of the cock from the balls to the tip. Do it again two or three times. Now open your mouth wide and without touching the cock at all, go as far down the shaft as you can. Close your lips gently and just hold the penis. Hey, Felix, get a load of my mother with my cock halfway down her throat! No, 'Aunt Helen', you aren't down far enough on his cock. Excuse me 'mother'. I've got to show your sister how to do it." I moved over in front of Uncle Felix, knelt down and said, "This is how you do it. Open your mouth wide and go as far down the shaft as you can like this." And I put my mouth on Felix's cock about half way down. I close my lips and swirled my tongue around the head and into the slit. I looked up at Felix but his eyes were closed. His cock grew in my mouth but I managed to keep sucking and move my lips up and down his penis. The girls were in back of me watching. They started to kiss each other, fondle each other and kiss and nurse each other's nipples. Felix saw the matching sisters erotically embrace and shot his load. This was the first time that I had ever sucked a cock and so I may have missed a drop or two of cum but tried to catch it all. I felt so elated! Both my aunt and mother kissed me, tasting the cum in my mouth and then I swallowed! Felix was so excited now that he had cum again that he wanted to go home and do it some more! So he and his wife got dressed and left leaving me with my 'Mother' who had miraculously grown a rose tattoo on her rump! Atlanta Underground Ch. 04 "Aunt Helen, are you sure we should let your husband take my mother home with him?" "Yes, Bobby! Are you jealous? Are you worried that my Felix is going to fuck your mama? Well, don't worry about them! Worry about us! Are you ready again? By the way, how did you guess I wasn't your mother?" "Mom doesn't say 'Hot Damn' and she doesn't know how to French kiss the way you do..." "Yes, she does! I taught her but then again that was a long time ago... Are you hungry? I'm starved. Can I call room service?" "Sure, I guess. All I want is a cheese burger and fries -- Everything on it, please." "Sounds good. I'll get some more wine, too. Hello, Room Service. This is room 1131 and we would like two cheese burgers medium with everything -- hold the onions -- and fries plus a bottle of inexpensive merlot, please. Thanks. Okay, Bobby. They said twenty minutes." "That's time to shave!" "You don't need to shave for me..." "I'm going to shave you, Aunt Helen." "You WHAT? I've never been shaved totally!" "Think of it as an unlimited bikini shave..." "Okay, if you know what you're doing." "Here, spread this towel out on the bed and put your butt right on it and lay back." "That shaving cream feels good. What's in it?" "A little bit of menthol. You don't have very much pussy hair so this shouldn't take long." "Be careful..." "It's looking good already. I've got the top part all off and now I'm shaving the outer labia. Holler if I nick you." "You'd better not, you fucking hairdresser." "What was that comment for?" "When you started sucking Felix's cock, I started wondering about you." "I've never seen a woman, let alone my Mother, sucking a cock and I just felt that I had to. Besides, she wasn't doing a good job. It's as if she had never done it before." "She hadn't." "My Mother sucks pussy but not cock? I can't believe it." "Bobby, do you want me to answer the phone?" "No, it's probably Dad. Hello? Oh, Hi, Dad. Yes, Sir, we just got back from dinner with Aunt Helen and Uncle Felix. They were very nice. Uncle Felix told me about meeting Bob Dole again. ... Yes, Sir, he's 66. But, he seemed to really get into the swing of things toward the end of the evening. He was the center of attention and he enjoyed it. I made sure of that. He just gushed! Both Mom and Aunt Helen were very friendly also. I don't think Aunt Helen wanted to leave. Uh,... She's in the shower but I'll ask her. 'Mom. It's Dad. He wants to know how the meeting went this morning." I covered the mouthpiece and Aunt Helen whispered, "The contact, a vice president, canceled the meeting. She has to give her presentation Friday morning at 9." "Dad? Mom said that the bank vice president that called the meeting, canceled it for this morning at the last minute and rescheduled it for Friday morning at 9 so we won't be back until late Friday afternoon. No, Sir. I really don't know why. I think it had to do with his wife, his mistress and his mortgage all being a month overdue... No, Sir. That's not a laughing matter. Good Night, Sir." "Your father can't take a joke, can he?" "Oh, he's just on a different wave length. But, Mom and I are worried that he's going to find out about us and throw us out without a red cent." "I finished shaving my pussy while you were on the phone... Look!" "You missed some pretty little curls but right now I want to taste you." "You can't. The food will be here in a minute. Then you can munch my muff 'All Night Long' just like Lionel Ritchie." "Just a minute. Cover up, Aunt Helen!" "These waiters have seen it all!" "Where do want me to put the tray?" the waiter said. "On the table would be fine. The table over there. Not on the bed. You're going to drop it if you don't watch out." "Oh, Waiter. How can I tip you?" Aunt Helen said peeking over the sheet. "Aunt Helen! Stop teasing the man. Let me sign for that." "Oh, Man. Can I a'ks you a question? Is she really your Aunt? Are you fuckin' your own Aunt?" Aunt Helen answered the waiter's question, "My nephew wines me, he dines me, he sucks me and he fucks me and as soon as you leave, he's going to screw my ass! Now, I have a question for you! Are you longer than ten inches? I've never seen one longer than nine -- his." "Oh, I sure got him beat by a couple of inches! Do you want to see it?" "Damn right, I do. Drop them pants! ... Oh, Bobby, look at that! And it's only half hard." "Why don't you drop the sheet, Aunt Helen? I'm sure the waiter will stiffen up once he sees a bald pussy!" "Boy, Howdy! Look at him grow. I think you'd better make him leave before I take things into my own hands -- and mouth." "Oh, Aunt Helen, give it a kiss." "I said, 'NO!' and I mean it. And don't YOU go chewing on it either." "Well, Mister, better zip it up and zip out of here. Sorry." The waiter left and Aunt Helen and I ate in silence. I couldn't figure out what I'd done wrong so I just cleared the food dishes and the shaving gear off the bed, turned off most of the lights and crawled into bed. I opened my arms and she snuggled in on my shoulder. "I'm new at this, Aunt Helen. Please tell me what I've done to put a damper on tonight." "It's kind of confusing to me, too, Bobby. When I saw that I was about to suck and or fuck a complete stranger who could destroy our relationship, and I mean our family relationships, I realized that I really love you, I really love my sister and I really love my husband and that sex between all of us is the ultimate 'making love'. I've never had a one night stand or sex with anyone but family. Incest is taboo but it is part of the most loving relationship that can exist. It is erotic and exotic because the individuals are held together by bonds of blood, experiences, and years of communications both aural and visual. And I just don't want to fuck it up!" "Do you want to go home?" "No, Bobby, I want to make love all night long. I need to feel that you and I are as close as two people can be. And I really want your baby. ... It's time for you to scoot down to the bottom of the bed and show me what you can do with that tongue of yours. Remember what I taught you... Start at the outer lips... Oh, Bobby! That feels good. My pussy lips are so sensitive now without the hair. It feels like you're sucking both pairs of lips -- my whole pussy -- into your mouth. You are so gentle -- I love this -- oh, so good. Now lick from stem to stern -- (giggle) -- that should really be stern to stem. I didn't mean clear back there -- OH! GOD! Who taught you that? -- You can tongue fuck my ass hole a lot longer -- tongue fuck it until it opens up! You heard me tell Mr. Waiter that I want your cock up my ass, didn't you? Well, keep on licking my little virgin pucker place." "Hasn't Uncle Felix deflowered your little rosebud?" "Don't make me laugh! That thick penis of his has had trouble fitting into my vagina! It's sure as hell not going to destroy my rear end!" "May I put my finger inside?" "Put one into my pussy, not my ass." "Is that okay?" "Feels good but don't talk -- just play your mouth organ until I come. Now, put in two fingers and pump me slowly. Your tongue feels so hot! Now three... ... I feel your tongue going around my clit and under the hood! God! It's here ... uh, uh, uh, four! four! Harder! Bobby, Bobby, Sweet Bobby, Sweet Jesus! Oh... Don't move. Don't touch ANYTHING!" +++ "Aunt Helen? Are you okay?" "... yes ... i think i passed out... let me..." +++ "What time is it Bobby? Did I miss anything?" "Nothing worth much. Leno had Madonna on and she stripped and gave head to the band leader but that's about it... Nothing exciting... Oh, yes. Letterman had Al Gore on trying to prove that he could bend in the middle... " "You are one great lover! Can I return the favor?" "Oh yeah! I want you to lick my cock until it leaks pre-cum and then I want you to sit on it until it explodes in your tummy." "Sounds like a man that knows what he wants! ... Tell me if I'm doing it right." "You're doing it right. Lick from the bottom of the penis up to the slit on top. Just keep doing it for a while." "Can I put my mouth around it now?" "Oh, yes-s-s! Watch the teeth... keep your lips on the cock and lick it, too. Go down as far as you can without gagging. ... You look fantastic sucking on my dick, you little cock sucking aunt of mine! Keep sucking. When you look at me from down there, your eyes say 'come in my mouth'." "Don't come in my mouth! I think it's time to sit on your dick and ride the pony! ... Hot Damn! You've grown! Oh, do me, do me! Bobby put a big load into my tummy. It's time. Your mother's cycle and mine are exactly the same so conception time is now! Do it! Do it! ... I'm coming! I wanted to wait for you but I can't... Oh, Bobby, this is such a sweet orgasm. Please come in me now." "I am. ... and it feels like a lot. I'm going to roll you over easy and tuck a pillow under your bottom so my load doesn't leak out. Maybe it'll help get us pregnant." +++ "Did you sleep good, Bobby?" "Like a log. Should we shower and go down for breakfast?" "Let's 'go down' and then shower, okay nephew?" "Sounds like a winner! ... Mmmm I think I'm sucking out my own cum. I must have put a whole gallon in here." "Before you unload that pretty prick into the sheets, would you try to put it in my ass? I have a virgin ass and I need to know how it feels. How's a mother to advise her daughter if she hasn't done it herself? Hmmm?" "I think I've got some sun screen for lubrication. Should I try that?" "Yeah! Put it on your cock and then all around and up my ass hole. Please be gentle, it's the only one I have -- if you don't count Felix. Gentle, I said!" "Aren't you supposed to be on your hands and knees?" "Let's try it face to face. Your cock is long enough and that way I can rub my clitoris on your pubic hair..." "Okay. I'm at the rim. Relax. Can you kind of grunt?" "It's starting to go in... yes... yes... it's in! It didn't hurt at all! You are fantastic, Bobby! Now fuck me hard! And don't stop 'til you shoot the baby maker stuff in the wrong hole!" "Oh, shit! Someone's at the door..." "Don't fuckin' stop now! Don't stop fuckin' now!" Mother came in and said, "Well, here's my sister and son fucking again! Don't you two ever stop? If it's not one hole it's another." "Hi, Mom. I saved some for you. Climb on in!" Atlanta Underground Ch. 05 "You heard your son, little sister! Climb on in! Watch your most wonderful lover 'deflower' my 'rosebud'... "Sorry, sis. I've got to get ready for my presentation... It's in an hour. And Bobby: I want you to back your penis out of your aunt's ass very carefully and go wash it off! Let's don't take any chances and get germs in that sweet pussy of hers. You may be making a baby and ... Oh my... Where's your pussy hair? You're bald! Did Bobby do that? It looks delicious, so white, so baby butt smooth, and ... Damn, I'm late." "Bobby shaved me last night while you were fucking my husband. How was he?" "He kept talking about Bobby and what a fine young man he was. He fell asleep before he could get it up. And this morning, I left the house before he woke up. I didn't get much sleep thinking about you two. I wasn't jealous. It was more like wanting to be with you and making love over and over to my son and my sister." "I missed you, too, sis. Oh, your husband called last night. Bobby was really funny! He pretended that you were taking a shower. He said that 'Felix was the center of attention' and that made him 'rise to the occasion' or something like that. Oh, and 'Felix just gushed' and that you and I were very friendly. Isn't that a hoot?" "Did he catch on?" "Not at all. Bobby told him that the meeting was rescheduled for Friday morning and that you two wouldn't be driving home until the afternoon. Bobby seems to be worried that his father might disown you two if he catches on to your affair." "Bobby will figure something out. It's going to be hard to fool his father if I start showing. I'm sure there's something that Bobby can do, isn't there, baby? Or should I say, baby maker?" "I'll work on it while you're at your meeting." "Oh, Bobby, as soon as I leave you're going to start working on Helen and maybe, just maybe, if she leaves you with any 'inspiration' you might work something out." Aunt Helen said, "You'd better go, sis. We don't want you to be late, do we?" "You mean, 'You'd better go' so Bobby and I can get it on! That's okay though, you can fuck him while we're in town because I'm going to fuck him 'til the day we die!" "'Bye!" "Are you all cleany clean, Bobby?" "Better check it out, Aunt Helen." "It looks so good. I love to lick it. It's so hard... and long. Can I suck it? Just a little bit?" "Be my guest. ... That feels good. Aunt Helen, why does it feel so good making love to Mom and you? Shouldn't I be ashamed or guilty or funny about having sex with family members?" "mmm I can't explain it either but I think it's like familiarity and availability. When I was a teenager, my father gave me a box of chocolate covered cherries. My mother told me that I couldn't have any until Lent was over -- Easter Sunday. I unwrapped them and looked at them every night. Then I got to rubbing each of the pieces and sucking my fingers every night. And then the juice started getting on my finger tips and I licked that off. Needless to say, by Easter, I had eaten every one. And I didn't feel that I had done anything wrong. How can one love chocolate and not taste it?" "I'm beginning to see what you mean. Last summer, when you and Catherine came to Memphis for Connie's eighteenth birthday, I started noticing that Catherine's breasts were as large as yours and it was all I could do not to touch them. I checked out Connie's too, but yours, Mom's and Catherine's had me fantasizing for weeks... I still do. And the more I'm around Connie, the better she looks. I wonder if she would like to have sex with me." "Bobby, this talk of your cousin and sister has you leaking all over the place. I think we'd better make love. Please make soft, cuddly love to me. And when you feel the first surge of orgasm, call me 'Connie' -- I'd like that." "I'm going to call you Helen. This is going to be a warm, tingly fuck. My cock is hard but you are soft like butter. I can feel your syrupy love surrounding me. You are so warm. I would love to pump you like this for hours. Your hairless little pussy is smooth. If I back out almost all the way and slowly push in as far as I can go, it's as if our bodies were communicating without words. If I think of you as a mother and an aunt and a wife, chills tingle up my arms and down the back of my legs and back into the center of our world -- just where we are connected. I love the way your pussy throbs..." "It's throbbing because you have made me cum with your talking..." "I'm going to cum at the same time..." +++ "Hi, Mom! It's so good to be with you. I need this hug. And a kiss." ... "You kiss better than anyone else, Bobby. How long has Helen been gone?" "About two hours... She and I talked a little about incest and all of us." "All I know is that I'm in love with you and I don't care what happens as long as you and I are together making love." "I think I've figured out a way that father won't throw us out if and when he finds us out." "Let me change into something casual while you tell me." "How does this sound? If father does threaten to disown us, we'll tell everybody about his porno web site!" "Your father doesn't have a porno web site, does he?" "Not yet. But, if you let me have your lap top, I could build him one." "How could you do that?" "First, I'd buy a URL for him and then get a host and then build him a site with pictures of naked women." "What would the URL be?" "Well, Mom, you can help by telling me something that he really likes or brings up or even argues about... Something that smacks of dad." "The only thing I can think of ... Remember that big to do about the Dixie Chicks in London? Your father went on and on about that. He must have talked everyone's ear off." "How about 'Dixxxie-Chixxx' dot com? And the password could be natalie..." "That's clever, lover. But, can't they find out that you did it?" "I thought that I'd use your lab top to call my computer at home and tell it to find and buy a URL. There's a program called GoToMyPC or something like that. That way the IP address that would be on the purchase record would be for my home computer and since I'm in Atlanta and Dad is in Memphis, it would be assumed that he did it! We'd use one of his charge cards, too. And the URL would sound like something that he'd pick..." "What about the web host?" "There are plenty. ABCHost or something takes porno sites." "This makes me feel so wicked." "Wicked? Why are you smiling?" "Because my lover is the smartest man in the world and I am here in a hotel room with him and I want to make love! That's why I'm smiling... And the fact is that I feel wicked because I just love to fuck my son, too!" "Kiss me again, Mom. Let me undress you. It seems a shame. You just changed. Your breasts are so firm. Do you want me to suck your nipples like this? or do you like me to bite them? harder? And I love the feel of your hiney... If I massage your backside and nurse on your nipples at the same time, does that feel good? Kissing your neck and your eyes and your lips... We'd better get into bed before..." "Shut up and make love to me, my big man... Be sure to cum deep inside of me. Can you see me smiling?" +++ "Bobby! Wake up! I have an idea!" "Wha...?" "Let's make your father's web site more than just a porno site... Let's make it an incest site!" "Okay... But, how's that ...?" "We'll get lots of pictures of your SISTER posing nude and masturbating and ..." "How do we do that, Mom?" "I'll seduce her and you take the pictures! You can have pictures of your sister going down on a female -- her mother -- me! Now that's something your father wouldn't want to get around!" "And maybe a photo of her with my cock in her mouth..." "And her brother's cum all over her face!" Atlanta Underground Ch. 06 "Mother! You're really getting into this 'nasty' business... Here you are -- naked, in bed with your son having just fucked the crap out of him and now you come up with a plan to seduce your own daughter!" "I think that you kind of like the idea, too! I can tell because your penis is so hard!" "Suck it, Mom." "It's still got our cum on it..." "Just scoot down in the bed and SUCK it!" "But, I ..." "Suck it! Suck our cum off my cock! Make it clean and make it cum again!" " ... okay ... mmm ... " "That's better... Keep your lips around it ... Use your tongue on the ridge from my balls right up to the slit ... Up and down ... Up and down ... Hold the base of my cock with your hand ... Up and down ... Make your lips tighter. When I cum, just hold it in your mouth -- don't swallow -- and let it dribble down your chin and back onto my cock. Keep sucking. ... And after I'm done cumming, I want you to lick it all up off my balls and cock and then show me your tongue with all of my cum and then I want you to swallow it! And I want you to tell me how much you love the taste... uuuh ... I'm cumming ..." " mmm ... uuugh ... ppt! That tastes awful! It tastes like Chlorox..." "You'll get to love it, Mother. Now, lick it all up and tell me you love it!" "mmm ... ooo thee it ... (hard swallow) There! Okay I did it. I guess it wasn't that bad." "Tell me how much you love the taste of your own son's cum." "Okay. I love the taste of my own son's cum. There I said it." "You're beautiful and I love you. Let's shower and go out tonight. I'm hungry!" "But, I haven't had my orgasm yet..." "Mother, you had seven orgasms just an hour ago! Four on my tongue, one when I slid my finger into your butt hole, and two when I fucked you. And I promise you that you can have seven more when we get back to the room but I've got to eat." +++ "So this is Underground Atlanta! It's great! There's an Italian restaurant. Let's eat there. Okay, Mom?" "Looks good to me. Just don't order pizza..." "I love pizza, Mom, but I'll be good. This is like a real date. Let's hold hands and neck." "No PDA! What if one of my customers is here?" "Well, for God's sake, don't introduce me as your son! And besides, we look as if we were a couple of people very much in love anyway." "That's for sure..." +++ "This is good Chianti, Mom. It makes me feel warm... What's so interesting at the other table?" "If I'm right, two college age couples were having dinner together when one girl got jealous of her date's attention toward the other girl. Then he stood up and told her off and took off with the other girl. Then she started crying and the boy that stayed tried to comfort her. She's getting up and it looks like she's going to the bathroom. I'm going to see if I can help..." "Mother..." "You see if you can find out anything." +++ "Excuse me. My name is Bob and we couldn't help overhear your little to do. My 'date' just followed your, uh, the girl to try to help. Would you like to join us at our table?" "Thanks. My name is John. I'll tell the waiter we moved when he comes by." "Looks like that other guy took your date, John." "Yeah, this was the first time that we'd been out. My sister set us up. This was a double date. My sister and her 'pond scum' boyfriend and the attractive and very available Shelly!" "Your sister and my 'date' are coming back. Uh, hi! My name's Bob. Hazel, this is John." "Hi, Bob. My name's Jennifer. Sorry to cause such a problem. We shouldn't barge in on you two. It looks like we're interrupting something very special." Mom said, "Don't think anything about it. We want to help if we can. What was the problem?" John replied, "It seems that Jenny -- she's my sister -- can't find a boyfriend that hasn't been to jail or knows any words more than two syllables..." Jenny said, "That's not true. It's just that you think there are so many good men out there to meet and there just aren't!" John said (a little too loudly), "You always pick some control freak! You think you need to be dominated! Why else would you wear a 'dog collar'?" Then Mom said, "I think I know what the problem really is. And, I know how to fix it! Okay, John. Tell me about the most perfect girl for you. And Jenny, I want you to be thinking of the most wonderful man... What's he like? Okay, John, it's your turn. Tell me if I wrong but if Jenny weren't your sister, wouldn't you like to have her as a girlfriend? And Jenny. Doesn't John just make you jealous every time he talks about dating someone? Jenny told me that you two are going to college here in Atlanta and are rooming together to share expenses. Tell me if I'm wrong." "Well, Jenny is the sweetest woman that I know and we do get along and like to do the same things," said John. "I'm too embarrassed to say... but, three weeks ago I happened to come back to our apartment early and saw John naked." whispered Jenny. "I keep thinking of him night and day... especially at night. He's always been so extra special." Then Mom announced that we should finish our dinner and all go back to our hotel to 'talk'. +++ Mom was definitely 'in charge' of the festivities. "Let's all have a glass of wine or two and let our hair down. I want you two to feel at ease with the idea that you are in love with your sibling. The thought of incest may be so taboo that it both restrains you and energizes you. It may surprise you that Bob and I are son and mother and we have had a blinding love and sexual relationship for over two ... days!" "No wonder you understand..." Mom seemed to be curious about Jenny's collar. "Did you bring a leash with you?" Jenny replied, "Yes. It's here in my purse. Here. It fastens in back." Mom went on, "Bob, put the leash on her and take her over next to the bed and take off all of her clothes. Slowly... And as you undress her, take pictures of her for the web site. Just so you know, John ... and Jenny ... Bobby is creating an incest web site and your pictures will fit right in. Oh, John. Isn't she the cutest girl in the world? I know this is a special time. The first time that you fuck your sister!" "It's more special than that, Hazel. It's my first time ever. Jenny's not a virgin but I am." John looked apprehensive. "Wow! Jenny, did you know that? John's a virgin?" Mom asked. "Yes, I knew that and I've been wanting him since we moved in together." Mom came over to where I had stripped Jenny. All she had on was the dog collar with the attached leash. Her head was slightly bowed. Her body was too skinny for me but you could see that her brother wanted her badly! Mom pushed Jenny back on the bed and spread her legs. John and I watched as my mother parted her labia and looked hard at her pussy. "Have you ever had a female lick your cunt, Jenny?" Mom asked softly. "No, ma'm." "You tell me how it feels because I'm going to introduce you to girly lovin'. Such a sweet looking pussy! You are so juicy already! I'm going to kiss it. I'm going to tongue it. I'm going to jam my fingers up your pussy... and then your ass hole... I'm going to jam as many fingers up your ass hole as I can and start jacking you off while I bite your clit. I'm going to suck that wittle bitty clitty and make it two inches long! It'll be long enough to fuck your brother's penis hole!" "Oh, ma'm, that feels so good. so good... so good... kiss it again... oh, God, not my ass... please, not my ass..." "Shut up, little girl! Bobby, tug on that leash! Here. Let me spread her labia. I'll pull her lips really wide open for you. Now, spank that clit with your hand. Harder! Harder! Good! Now let me finish her off with my mouth." "Aaaaaaa no more ... no more ... please ... I can't cum any more ... aaaaaa ..." "Okay, John. Now fuck her! She's ready for her virgin brother. And if you don't hurry, I'm going to pick YOUR cherry...", Mom ordered. "Shouldn't I wear a condom?" John asked. "Fuck her, John! Fuck her good! Fuck her good and pregnant! Bobby and I will be fucking right next to you!" Atlanta Underground Ch. 07 "You're good, John! -- a natural. You had your sister cumming like a machine gun: bam, bam, bam!" "You're not so bad yourself, Bobby! You and your mother are really into passionate sex!" "And look at them now. Jenny curled right up with Mom. I get so turned on when women French kiss like that. They're really getting into it!" "Uh... Mrs. Kincaid, I've never been so happy. You've shown me what I've been missing for so long. And John is going to be my lover forever. He treats me just right! He is so good at making love..." "Jenny, sweet thing, you're perfect for John. And I know that you make him just as happy as you feel. Nurse on me some more... Oh, sweet baby!" "Looks like Jenny has found a mama." "Mrs. Kincaid. Would you be my mama? Could John and I live with you and Bobby?" "I'd love it if you could but the way things might turn out, Bobby and I just might be run out of house and home... but, let's don't think about that now. Kiss me some more and then we're going to have to take care of the boys again. Seems as though their horns have grown again. mm mm kissing you is so sweet mm mm... Could I fuck John this time? Bobby is dying to 'spend' some time with you... He may be too big for a little thing like you." "It'll be fun trying... I've still got John's cum in me. He shot a bucket full so that should make it easy for Bobby to fuck me." "Okay, Bobby and John. Time to switch. Your sister is going to get some more sperm but I need for you to wear a condom, John. Fertile time, you know. Now Bobby, take it easy. Don't break her!" "You and John can have the bed for a while. I'm going to take Jenny into the bathroom and play in the shower." +++ "You're so cute, Jenny." "I wish my tits were as big as your mother's." "And your pussy looks so soft with those blond curls." "It's still sore from you 'spanking' her!" "Sorry." "Don't be sorry. It stoked her up and I just couldn't stop cumming!" "Let me run a bath for us and we'll just soak and cuddle for awhile and then make love." "Bobby, I'm serious... You and your mother are ... Can't you find a way for all of us to live together?" "I'm thinking about it. Maybe I can find a way." +++ "Good morning, son of mine. What time is it? And where are John and Jenny?" "Hi there, sleepy head. It's about ten and your two devoted lovers just left... They both had classes." "They were a great couple. Devoted is right." "What I meant was that they were devoted to YOU!" "From what I saw, Jenny and you were 'devoted' to each other's B. M. S." "Wha..?" "Baby Making Systems... The two of you must have sixty-nined for an hour! The question is-- Are we going to see them before we leave Atlanta?" "Jenny said that she'd call Thursday. She wants to move in with us really bad!" "She's in love with John and your cock!" "That could be true..." "Well, let me get dressed. My plan is to drop in on that bank director that postponed the technical presentation and see if I can move the meeting up to tomorrow. Maybe I can treat him to lunch. If I leave my laptop, you can start your Website magic and create a good reason for your father to keep us..." "It's going to take me a while to code it up and upload the pictures that I've got. I'll check on the URL to see if it's active yet... After I've got some content for display, I'll get in touch with one of the Adult Check companies and sign up... as Dad, of course." "Now promise me that you're not going to call your Aunt Helen. You've got work to do. No fucking around-- 'til I get back." +++ "Hello. Kincaid speaking." "Hi, Bobby. This is Catherine. -- Your cousin? I'm downstairs in the lobby." "Great! Aunt Helen said that you wouldn't be back from college until Saturday. I'll be right down. Meet you in the bar." +++ "Oh hello, Catherine! Sorry it took so long... I wasn't dressed." "Maybe I should have come up." "And seen me naked? Really, it's no big thing." "Not according to Connie." "It's great to see you! You're even more beautiful than the last time I saw you." "Do you really think so? Or are you just saying that? I need to know what you think of me. That's why I skipped class-- to see you. And to see you before Connie talked to you." "Catherine, believe me when I tell you that you are the most beautiful women that I have ever seen. Your dark brown eyes burn with a passion that I feel every time that I'm around you. Your facial features are flawless and your angelic composure excites me to the core. Your body is perfect-- even 'more perfect' with your increased bust line!" "I appreciate the compliments, Bobby. I was afraid that you had forgotten all about me. When I was a teenager, you gave me a slow hug and a deep, soul kiss and told me that you would always love me. I'll never forget and I was wondering if you remembered." "I'll always remember and the rest of my declaration of love was, 'I will always love you and I want to marry you as soon as we can.' Yes, I remember. And I'll ask you again: 'Catherine, will you marry me just as soon as we can?'" "Yes. And I want you, NOW!" "What? You want me? Like... ah... in bed?" "Take a minute and imagine a girl... woman loving a man so much that she won't date anyone else. That she saves her virginity for him. That she masturbates night after night looking at a picture of her man. That woman is me and you are my fantasy! Being here so close to you-- watching your lips and eyes-- I swear that if you kissed me, I'd cum." "Catherine, I love you. mm mm My kissin' cousin! Or is that 'Cummin' Cousin?'" "Yesss... one more, please... now... Oh, yesss..." +++ "This elevator is so slow-- Tell me, Catherine, why did you have to talk to me before Connie did?" "It's just that I wanted to tell you first about how I felt and I wanted to watch your reactions. Connie knows that I want you so bad." "And I want you, too. Although, I haven't saved myself. I should tell you all about it when we get to the room." "There's nothing that you can tell me that will change how I feel about you." "That's good... Here we are. The room is this way. I hope I remembered to grab the key-card... good. Now, if it will work. Okay! Welcome to chaos. Housekeeping comes later and later everyday." "You had an orgy and didn't invite me... wine glasses, bottles, underwear, sheets and pillows everywhere! I'm getting excited just standing here in the middle of the remnants! What did your mother say when she saw this mess? I bet she had a cow!" "Tout au contraire! Mother dear was the cause of this free for all. We went to dinner and you know your Aunt Hazel-- how she listens in on everyone's conversation-- well, she found this brother and sister in love with each other... Well, the bottom line is that Mother brought them back here and had them make love. Thus joining the ranks of those engaged in glorious incest." "Oh... like you and your mother, too?" "...uh... and your mother, too" "Oh, God! I feel like I'm trapped in 'The Graduate'! How long has this been going on?" "Just a couple of days... really. Just one big, happy, loving extended family." "You mean 'fucking' family. Well, don't just stand there! Kiss me, cousin! I'm family, too!" "So let's get you in a 'family way'!" "So you want me to have your baby?" "Damn right! Let me clear some of the litter out of the way so I can take a photo of my intended. There. Now, push your hair up in back and smile. Good. Unbutton your jacket. Good. Take it off and toss it on the bed. Uh huh. Now your skirt... just hold it as if you were unzipping it. Now, start slipping it down your legs but smile at the camera. Now your blouse. Slowly unbutton so I can get a couple of shots. Now your slip. Damn, you are so fine! No bra or panties? I woman after my own heart!" "No, Bobby! I'm after your own cum..." "Now pose another time with both hands pushing up the back of your hair! That's quite a rack! Would you crawl up on the bed and kind of glance back at the camera. I'll try to capture that cute little devilish smile and the dimples on your butt at the same time..." "I don't have dimples on my butt..." "Don't argue. Spread your knees so I can get a shot of your glistening pussy... Beautiful! Now, lie down on your back and pretend that you are a coy virgin that doesn't want to show her cousin her glorious pussy." "But, I am." "Just one more. Spread your legs and play with your pussy. Go ahead, make yourself cum. You are so sexy! Okay, I'm all done taking pictures. Now tell me, when did my sister ever see my cock?" "Several times she says. She peeked through a crack in the back of her closet and could see you masturbating on your bed. I guess you had back to back closets? She said that your cock was a lot bigger than your dad's..." "Good Lord! She's a little peeping Thomasina. Did she and dad...?" "Are you kidding? She's still a virgin, too. She says that she's waiting for your big cock, too. On the other hand, she's had a lesbian relationship for about six months." "With who?" "me" "I guess it's in the genes. Your mother and my mother were into sex when they went to nursing school... So they tell me. Let me get rid of these clothes and join you in bed." "I'm waiting... Come to me, dream boat. Kiss me like you're starving for my embrace!" "mm mm How was that? Harder? Okay, I'm pretty good at oral... " "No, I can't wait. Let me see you come into me. Let me hold him for a minute. Does that feel good? Now, push and push hard! Your sister has broken me in for you. She bought a strap-on that was just your size. Umph-- she-- uh-- under-- estimmm-- ated-- your-- fuckin' cock. Oh, fuck me Bobby. Fuck me. Fuck me. FUCK ME! Make me yours! Tell me-- that-- you-- love meeeeeeee." "I certainly do love you, Catherine. And here's a dose of sperm from the doctor of love. Love you, love you, love you." +++ "Oh, Bobby! I'm late. I've got to shower and get home to Mother before she starts wondering where I am. I didn't tell her I was coming to see you." "Did your mother tell you that I was staying here?" "No, it was Connie. Your Dad called yesterday and told her that you and your mother were staying here at this hotel and would be here until Friday." "I must remember to thank him when I get home." +++ "Bobby, the room is clean! How did you get house keeping to do up our room?" "I got naked and stood in the hall and yelled, 'Free sex' and about six maids came running." "Sure. Does that mean you don't want to fuck yo' mama?" "I saved Mr. Happy for you. The maids just got a tongue lashing..." "Well, let's get it done! I'm so wet just thinking about you." "My pleasure and I mean my pleasure. I'll tongue fuck you while you tell me all about the exciting world of banking software." "Oh, son, eat me! It's hard to talk when you suck my little man... Donnie -- that's the bank director -- and his mother are having dinner with us tonight. Seven. Here. At Tonga Punch place. Stop sucking and start fucking... I'm ready. Soooo ready." "By the way, I got engaged to Catherine this afternoon...." "Oh, FUCK!" "We did..." Atlanta Underground Ch. 08 "It is so good being in you, Mother." "The feeling is mutual, son of mine. I'd like to keep fucking all afternoon. And the best part is that you stay hard after you cum..." "You have taught me so much... There's nothing like a mother's guiding hand." "And now you want a hand job, too? Oh, Bobby, we've got to get up. I'm supposed to call the bank director's mother to have dinner with us. Seems as though Donnie, that's the director, still lives at home with his folks and trusts his mother to help him make career decisions. Donnie is a bright young man, about 25 or 30, and wants to be a programmer rather than a bank director. His father is a vice president at the bank and got him his current position as director. I'm going to ask Donnie to come and work for our software company. He's a little shy but very smart. And besides, he's a 'pretty boy' just like you." "That would mean he'd be moving out of his folks place. He may be insecure to be out on his own. It'll be nice to talk programming with somebody. That reminds me-- I finished the first prototype of 'Dad's' website with almost all of the pictures of you and Aunt Helen having sex and a whole series of John and Jenny doing what they love best. I've got a camera full of Catherine doing a strip but haven't uploaded them yet. If we can seduce Connie, and from what Catherine told me it should be easy, we can add some mother/daughter and brother/sister dirty pictures to the website and that should put Dad in a very precarious position." "Sounds like you've been busy. Plus, you got engaged? Before or after you got her into bed?" "Funny. I also Emailed the Adult Check dot com to see what they thought of the website. They replied that from the first scanning of the layout and photos that we had a winner and that they would get back to me tomorrow. I'm using a new Email address with Dad's name... And I used the IP address from my computer at home so it'll look like Dad did it." "Hand me the phone please, kind sir. And that notebook with the number on the top. Thanks." "Hello, Mrs. DePaul? My name is Hazel Kincaid and I work for 'Take It To the Bank Software Company'. My son and I are having dinner with Donnie tonight and Donnie suggested that I invite you, also. We have reservations for seven thirty for the four of us at the Polynesian Room in the downtown Hilton. ... Good. It will be nice to meet you, also. The reservation is in the name of 'Tit Banks' which is short for the company name. ... They're 36D's but hopefully that's not why they hired me. ... Looking forward to it. Bye." "Why the bra size?" "Oh, she thought that 'Tit Banks' meant that the company was like Hooters..." +++ "Hello, Donnie. This is my son, Bob Kincaid. And this is Don DePaul. Let's have a Tonga Punch or two while we wait for your mother, okay?" "Sounds good to me. She's usually very punctual so I expect her within five minutes. Look, there she is now." "My, my, Donnie. I think we have a corner on beautiful mothers! Yours is a knockout!" "Quiet, Bobby! You'll scare her. Hello, Mrs. DePaul. I'm Hazel and this is my son, Bobby." "Am I late? I hope not. So glad to meet you both. It's been a long time since I've been out to dinner, isn't it Donnie?" "It's been a couple of months at least." "You don't look old enough to be Don's mother." "Well, Bobby, I am. I'm 41 and I birthed the boy twenty two years ago." "I guess our table is ready. So if you two gentlemen don't mind, would you escort us to our table?" "Bobby, would you order us four Tonga Punches? And a couple of Foo Foo trays as appetizers? To bring your mother up to date, I've asked Donnie to consider leaving the bank and coming to work for us. He is extremely talented and has the type of personality that would fit right in with the other programmers. And I'm sure that the salary would be twice what the bank is paying but then, of course, it would mean moving out of your house." "Before you start talking about company benefits, I would like to make a toast to the two prettiest mothers in Atlanta!" "I'll second that." "You'll have to excuse a sheltered housewife for asking but, what did you call this? Tonga Punch? There isn't any liquor in mine. Is there supposed to be?" "It has a whole lot of rum in it but the fruit juices mask the taste of the alcohol. I limit my mother to two a night. She gets very loving with two. With three, she falls asleep." "What does just one cause?" "If you drink just one, it makes you ask for one more." "Then I'll end up being loving just like Mrs. Kincaid." "Please, call me Hazel. Mrs. Kincaid sounds like my mother and you wouldn't like her." "Only if you call me Rose." "Let me ask you, Rose, do you get along with your mother?" "I don't even get along with my husband. He's what you call a 'HINO' -- husband in name only. I'm his cross to bear." "I don't get it. He must be a stick-in-the-mud. You're beautiful, exquisite manners, and non-confrontational-- what's his problem?" "He felt that he HAD to marry me... I was pregnant with Donnie. We had had sex one time and that was before we got married and never again." "Oh, I am so sorry, Rose. How can you stand it-- not being 'loved'." "I've got Donnie! He's my life and my love. So, if he moves out, I'll tag along and there will be no looking back." "Well, Donnie, how is that going to affect your relationship with your father?" "It's pretty dismal right now and moving out won't make it any better. So I guess I'd better pass up this opportunity. I'd hate to be on the outs with my father." "He isn't." "Rose, what did you say?" "Well, Hazel, my husband of over twenty years isn't Donnie's father. Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but I wouldn't want you to pass up an opportunity like this because of a stupid façade." "It's okay, Mom. I kind of suspected that I was adopted or something since he and I are so different. But may I ask, just who is my father?" "Don't cry, Rose. It will be alright." "Sorry... -uh- Donnie, you father is Paw Paw. My dad took me when I turned eighteen. And again and again. We had sex morning, noon, and night. There weren't any neighbors close so he wanted me naked all the time. If he wasn't kissing me or rubbing my breasts and pinching my nipples, he had his long skinny cock in my pussy humping away. Sex with Paw Paw was always a contest. How many times could he cum in my pussy in a night-- how long could he stay hard in my pussy without moving-- how many fingers could he shove into my pussy. It was a grand old time. I loved it. And then I got pregnant! As soon as I knew that I missed a period, I seduced the son of the town mayor into one fuck. That was enough for him. But, two weeks later, Paw Paw went to see the mayor and told him that we'd better get married and fast. That was all there was to it. Along came Donnie. And my 'husband' didn't want anything to do with me. So, Paw Paw would sneak into town every Saturday night and we'd have a tumble out in the garden shed. Then we moved to Atlanta for a job in the bank. There. Nobody knows anything about this except you people at this table..." "Don't get up, boys. I'll take Rose to our room and calm her down. You two go ahead and have dinner on the company. Take your time. I don't expect you to come back to the room for at least two hours, okay?" "Okay, Mom. Call down here if you need anything." "Well, I'll be damned! No wonder... Someday I hope you'll meet Paw Paw. He's kind and fun and a real man. He must have gotten mama pregnant when she was eighteen and let DePaul believe that I was his. Ain't that a kick in the head. I feel like celebrating. Care to join me, Bobby?" "Sure do. Here's to Incest!" "You're sure cavalier about this incest business. Are you and ...?" "Yup! Just call me an M. F. Here's to all the MF's and to you, a future MF!" "Oh, no! I couldn't... I've sure thought a lot about it though ... Maybe... or what the heck, I'll drink to that!" +++ "That was some meal! Okay, Bobby, tell me again. You and your mother are having an affair. You are engaged to your first cousin and she is aware of your affair. And you and your mother had a foursome with a brother and sister who want to move in with you. And unless you can gen up a triple 'x' website in your father's name as incriminating blackmail, you and your mother will be thrown out on the street. Did I leave out anything?" "I may not have said but, I've been trying to get my fiancée's mother, my aunt, pregnant and I've had a ménage à trois with my Aunt and Mother." "Bobby, you fucker!' "And, you left out that my mother found a young man who is in love with his mother and whose real father is his grandfather." "Okay, I'm in love with my mother but I'm not having sex with her." "Not yet, you mean. The night is young. I imagine that as we speak, my mother has undressed your mother and enticed her into bed where she is telling her about how great mother-son sex is and it's about time that she found that out." "Why would they get naked and crawl into bed to discuss that?" "Oh, Donnie! Your mother is so sexy, it's a wonder you haven't tried to get her into bed yourself. Remember the Silver Rule: Sex is sex and don't try to change it." "As opposed to the Golden Rule: Do unto others as often as you can." "Let me sign for dinner and we'll go back to the room and interrupt the dallying duo." "Do you think they need us?" "No, but they'll make us feel like we're needed. That's the great thing about mothers: They know all there is to know about fucking but they let the sons feel like they are necessary." "We do have cocks and they don't..." +++ "Hello... Anybody home? Can I turn on a light or would that spoil everything?" "Bobby, just turn on the bathroom light. Rose wasn't feeling so good so I was giving her a massage." "Was that a 'One Finger Massage' or a tippy tongue massage?" "What ever I gave her, it made her feel better and that's what counts! Now I need you to make me feel better. And Donnie, your mother wants you to make love to her and since it's your first time, she wants you to do anything and everything that you have been dreaming about." "In my dreams, I make love to her for hours pumping her full of sperm while keeping a lip-lock with plenty of tongue." "Well, Donnie, it's show time! And don't mind me and Bobby McGee. We'll be on our side of the bed. Be gentle with your mother-- she's already cum a half a dozen times..." "Hold me, Donnie... I've waited so long for this moment. Tell me that you love me and call me mama when you cum. Hazel turned me on and now I feel insatiable! Let's screw the night away... Tomorrow be damned!" "But Mother. I don't have any protection." "That's what I had in mind, Donnie... living dangerously... let me feel that long skinny cock all night long, Paw Paw!" Atlanta Underground Ch. 09 "Pardon me, Donnie. Don't let me interrupt what you're doing to your mother. I've got to get the phone. Hello, Kincaid here!... Well, Good Morning lover! I miss you too! How would you feel if we had an engagement party for us tonight? You know, with just the intimate friends and family... I was thinking that we'd have it at the restaurant downstairs. That would be close to the room so we could 'entertain' before, during and after the party. ... Sure, you can invite your bridesmaids. How many? Two. Fine. So that'll be about eleven... We need one more to make it an even dozen... Really? Just a minute... Hey, Mom. Catherine says that Connie will be here about noon. Well, sweet thing, that makes it twelve people. Can't wait to be with you... Bye. Love you, too." "Bobby, since you've got the phone, would you order breakfast? Just coffee and doughnuts would be great. I don't think Rose and Donnie slept a wink last night. If Donnie wasn't sliding his cock into his mama's juicy pussy, his sweet little mama was sucking on it to make it hard so they could fuck again..." "Mrs. DePaul is really a beautiful woman and I'd like to fuck her if that's alright with you, mama?" "Sure... I guess that's fair since Donnie had me twice in the middle of the night." "Oh, Donnie, may I cut in? I'd like to sample your mother before you wear her out." "Be my guest, Bobby. She's been hinting that she would like to try you on for size..." "Here, Rose, you can be on top for a while... God, you're beautiful and TIGHT! All right! Are you okay, Donnie... You're looking at us kinda funny!" "I was admiring my Mother's bottom and wondering if I should join you two." "You mean... Rose, I think your son wants to have anal sex with you. How do you feel about that? Have you ever been penetrated there before?" "shush-- shhh-- shit, I'm cumming, Bobby, don't stop--- uh-- I think we just broke Paw Paw's record for number of cums in one night. The answer to your question is 'Yes' and I've been fucked in the ass many times by you know who. He kept saying that he'd wish I'd been a boy. I think he was joking but if you ever meet him, I'd suggest that you don't turn your back on him..." "Okay, Donnie, there's some cream on the night stand. Make sure your mother's bottom is greased up and let mama lube up that cock you have pointed in our direction. Now, go slow and easy. I'll be really still until you're inside. Oh, damn! I can feel you comming in. Wow! Are you okay, Rose?" "Better than okay! Do me and do me hard! Oh, Donnie, that feels so good! Bobby, don't cum until Donnie does! -- Slam it home, Donnie!..." "Okay, you three. Smile for the camera. Pretend that you're having a good time... The title of this picture is 'A DP for Mrs. DeP!'..." [Knock!] "That's breakfast. Pull the sheet over you, Donnie. I'll get the door." "Good Morning, everyone. Oh, hey... Are you really his aunt? Or are you shaggin' wif' me?" "Of course I'm not his aunt... I'm his mother!" "O Lord! I'm outta here!" +++ "You know, Mother, I have a funny feeling about Connie showing up. She and Father have been keeping close tabs on our activities... And I think Aunt Helen is in on it, too. She may be the one that switched our room reservation from a double to a king size bed-- Just so you and I would be tempted to have sex. Oh well, I guess we'd better keep as much of what's going on from Connie, if that's at all possible. If it's one thing, my sister can read my mind. Of course, that's not really a problem 'cause all I think about is sex." "And talking about sex, Bobby, you sure were loving all last night-- It felt as though you were making sure I was really pregnant." "When you took Donnie's mother to bed to do 'who knows what?' I got as turned on more than I have ever before. I wanted to watch. I wanted to participate. But, more than anything, I wanted you." "Silly boy! I'm available 24 by 7 -- You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow." "Don't call me Steve, Slim... You crack me up. Sexy and funny!" "I hope Catherine appreciates you... She's getting quite a handful! Is she going to let you make love to me after you're married?" "She will and not only that, she will help... She's already taught Connie how to please a woman. So you're not losing a son-- you're gaining a sex partner. Do you want to go shopping with me? I've got to get a ring for the party tonight." "Sure, let's go. What's her ring size or did you ask?" "She said her ring size is the same as her panty size-- but, she doesn't wear panties!" +++ "Well, hello, Connie! Welcome to Shangri-La! Gimme a hug! mm - mm Nice tongue! mm - mm Nice sisterly kiss... That'll wake up Mister Happy." "I hear that you asked Catherine to marry you. Can you actually marry your first cousin?" "Probably not but we'll figure something out. Since the marriage laws have been changing so fast, I think you can legally marry your dog. Maybe I'll turn gay so we can get married..." "That'll never happen. My brother, gay? Not with a hard-on like that after a sister's kiss!" "Where can I hide it? Mother is on her way up... she'll be here in five minutes." "I know exactly where to hide it. There's a place at the 'Y' with a room big enough." "Well, show me quick! Take those clothes off! I'll help. Let me skin my sweats... Now, under the cover, lover! Quick!" "Nahh! None of that 'Wham, Bam, Thank you Ma'am!' I want a complete love making session with flowers and music.... Skip the flowers. At least some music. I'd even settle for Bolero!" "How about Atlanta's top 40 Moldy Oldy collection-- I know, 'My Girl!'" "Skip the music... just hum something in my ear while you take my virginity. and tell me that you love me... and that we'll always be together... and we'll always make love... uh - Bobby, come to mama... sorry. Come to sissy. Or should I say, 'Cum in Sissy?' -- ohhh you are so much bigger that I thought you'd be. Fuck me, Bobby! I love my brother fucking me... God, I've waited so long for this. I'm cumming already. Fuck me hard, Bobby, I'm cumming. -- uh -- gaaahd dammmmn! Cum in me! Do me! Do me some more! Make me cum again... and again." +++ "Children! What are you doing?! Are you making nice?" "Actually, I was making Connie. There's room for you in here. Connie would like to show you what Catherine has taught her. She knows how to do it all." "Hi, Mother. Fancy seeing you here. Pardon me if I don't get up. This big hunk has nailed me to the bed. Would you get naked and slide into bed with us? I need some motherly loving and I have been dreaming of feasting on those beautiful breasts. And I've got lunch for you... A fresh cream pie that Bobby made." "Be right there! I've got to capture this 'Kodak moment'... All right! Where do you want me? In the middle? Do both my children need to nurse?..." +++ "Connie has gone over to Catherine's to get ready for tonight. Which is just as well. I've got to check on the website status and see if we have anything back from that interested party from the Adult Check place. I'll upload some of those photos that you took today. I'm getting nervous about how this could turn out! If we get home tomorrow night and Dad has changed all the locks-- well, that would be curtains for us all." "Try to be optimistic, son of mine. Maybe he won't catch wind of anything wrong. Let's don't borrow trouble..." "Hot Damn!" "What is it, Bobby?" "The contact at the Adult Check gateway-- the company that sells website access to subscribers-- he want's to invest in our website. He says in his Email that verifiable incest is one of the hottest commodities going on the Internet and our website could be the best one. He goes on to say that first year sales should be somewhere between four hundred thousand and two million dollars. If the numbers are okay with us, he'd like to draw up papers for an advance of half a million for us and ten percent net for him-- he'd be our 'agent' and handle the financing. Proceeds from subscriptions would be accumulated and paid to us on a monthly basis. He would bank the net and any interest would be paid against his fee. Looks like we stepped into a gold mine! Oh shit! I just thought, this is all in Dad's name. Dad just won the lottery and I gave him the winning ticket." "Maybe you could change ownership before the papers are drawn up." "That might work but I think I'll set it up so that we're all partners! Yes, that will work. I'll get right on it. There's a chance that Dad will overlook the fact that I got his wife pregnant if we make him a lot of money!" +++ "Come on in everyone! Welcome to Catheriine's engagement party. Everybody's here except your father, Catherine." "He's parking the car. But, don't start without him-- he's so excited! He doesn't want to miss a thing!" "Here he is. Welcome, Felix! There are a few things to talk about before we go down to dinner. First, I wish to humbly present to my future wife this engagement ring. She was the first girl that I proposed to and I have never considered marrying anyone else... just my Catherine. -mm- Oh, please don't cry. The second thing that I have to announce is that I am inviting everyone in this room to become partners in a company called, 'Kincaid Kabins' with a 'K'. We will build a small community that features back to nature living to be located between Nashville and Knoxville. The new company that will exist because of all of us participating will provide us with lots of money. Each one of us could bring in one or two hundred thousand a year. So we all can live in a resort complex and have sex all day and all night with each other. If the two bridesmaids care to join, we'd be more than happy to include you in our intimate family. I understand that Andrea and Alice are twins and follow the rule that incest is best. Now are there questions that can ..." "This means that Jennifer and I can come live with you and your family?" "Yes, John, everyone in this room: You and Jennifer; Rose and Donnie; Felix and Helen; Mother and Connie and maybe Father; Andrea and Alice; Catherine and me. Quite a group." "I have a question, Bobby. Since we're first cousins, how can we legally get married? And what about John and Jennifer-- Or Rose and Donnie." "All I can come up with, Catherine, is that you marry John and I'll marry Jennifer. And Donnie can marry Connie. Or we can all move to a South Sea Island..." "Wow, a double wedding... triple wedding. I can hardly imagine the honeymoon! What a gang b..." [knock knock knock] "Connie, could you see who that is, please?" "It's your Father, Bobby!" "May I come in, Junior?" "... Dad! Of course. Please, come in! Join the party... This is a surprise!" "I'd guess that congratulations are in order. So, congratulations! Congratulations on Catherine and you tying the knot. Congratulations on becoming a Father at such a young age with such a beautiful woman as the mother, your mother. And congratulations on be comming a millionaire by having sex with your mother, sister, cousin, aunt, uncle, friends, strangers, and anything that moves." "I'm humbled by your kind words, Sir. You know, it's a difficult job but somebody has to do it." "Let me tell you what happened, Bobby, and then we can continue the celebration. As to setting you and your mother up to spend some quality time-- that means so you can have some uninterrupted sex with her-- yes, I wanted you to have a chance to fulfill your fantasy because I passed up my chance with my mother and have never, ever stopped kicking myself. Your Aunt Helen helped by ordering up a king size bed-- I think she wanted in on the action and from what she tells me, she may be pregnant, also. I received a phone call yesterday afternoon from a very excited agent telling me that my ideas for an incest website and the prototype with photos of my family in intimate poses looked fantastic-- should be grossing a million a month within a year. I played along as though I knew what he was talking about and when he offered to fly out to settle the deal, I accepted. So I signed the deal at ten this morning. I've got a check for half a million in my pocket thanks to you, Bobby. I'm assuming that you'd like to share your new found wealth with all of your conquests...er, friends and family. I overheard some of your plans for a nudist resort while I was working up the courage to knock and I hope that I'm included. And don't worry, I'm not about to kill the goose that lays golden eggs..." "Lord, O Lord, Dad! You scared the shit out of me! I didn't know what to expect. Thanks for everything... you know how to get the balls rolling. It's time to party. Help yourself to the punch and we'll start the dinner downstairs in five minutes. Now listen up. This is an engagement party especially for my intended, Catherine, so this is how we are going to show her our deepest feelings for her: I've got a list of tonight's guests-- you all -- and each of you in turn will spend fifteen minutes with my fiancée who will be in this king size bed wearing nothing but her engagement ring. So let's all go have dinner and leave Catherine to get ready. Father, I'm adding you to the list in first place so you might as well stay here. I'll send up the next in line in fifteen minutes. That would be your daughter, Connie. You might want to stay and watch her and Catherine. I've heard that they're quite good to each other..."