2 comments/ 16905 views/ 2 favorites The Land of Oooze By: *Snatch This story is for my good friend.. Lorri, Happy Birthday! Life leads us in many different directions. We meet many kinds of people along the road we take. Some are friends for awhile, some are friendships that last a lifetime if we're lucky. Then of course, there are those that are one night stands. Remembered fondly if worth remembering at all. Lorri was bored. She was bored with the day to day existence she had found herself locked into. A family loss led her to being needed for awhile, to look after her mother. To top it off, Lorri had two children with no fathers to help with either, no job and some past trouble to deal with in the present. It sucked ass. One thing about Lorri that was a really good thing, was her ability to get out there and do things. She made friends easily enough, but what she was looking for was someone to have sex with, on a regular basis and with no strings attached. Now that sounds like it would be pretty easy for a woman to find... especially one that was attractive and that had a good personality. But it wasn't as easy as one might think. Having two small children scared a lot of men off the minute they saw them. But Lorri wasn't in the market for a husband.. or for someone to father her children. She wanted a sex partner.. a fuck buddy. Someone that could satisfy the itch she had.. you know the one that just won't go away. It settles down in the far places and you can't quite reach it to scratch. You can try to ignore it, but it just gets worse. Now Lorri had given a lot of thought to her problem of finding a good sex partner.. "Where the hell are you to meet someone besides a bar?" she had ask. She had no faith in the bar scene and she sure wasn't interested in looking on the internet like some people did. Every once in awhile, one of Lorri's friends would set her up with one of their friends. It usually didn't work out or they were losers from the get-go. Meanwhile, she would sigh and wish she wasn't so bored. One afternoon, Lorri was in a big ass hurry, she had a number of things that had to be taken care of that day and, as usual, events were causing her to be late! She kissed her kids good-bye and headed out the door of the trailor. When Lorri went through the door, everything seemed to blur and get fuzzy for a moment. The next thing she knew was that she was sitting on the ground after having fallen down the few steps from the trailor. She looked up and gasp loudly, she had no clue as to where she was! The trailor, cars and even the park were all gone. Standing up, Lorri turned in a circle, looking for something familiar. A bright gold brick road wound into the distance. On each side of the road, wildflowers bloomed in brillant colors. She realized she had never seen flowers like these before.. The sky was brighter then she remembered ever seeing it. Now it was blue, blue, the bluest she'd ever seen. Everything sparkled in the sunlight. Something made a bush on one side of the road, shake. Lorri looked at it warily, wondering what kind of creature was hiding behind the thick leaves. "Hello?" she said in a small voice. "Who the fuck's hiding in there?" she said, speaking a little louder. Giggles. She heard what sounded like giggles, lots of them. They came from the bush in question as well as from under and behind many of the other plants. "Okay, come out now, the fun's over!" Lorri snapped. The leaves parted and Lorri saw a small male face looking out at her. "Hey baby..." the little face said with a snicker and a grin. A small man that stepped from the bush. He was very cute, even if he was only a few feet tall. Lorri admired his hard little body and wished he was more her size! The man smiled as if he knew her thoughts, then said "Don't let my small height fool you." as he unzipped his pants and reached inside. Lorri's eyes grew very round when she saw what the little fella took out of his pants. It had to be one of the largest cocks Lorri had ever seen! Perfectly formed and at the moment, throbbing in the guys tiny hands. "Uh... would you mind if I had a closer look at that?" Lorri asked eagerly. The man's smile grew and he gave a nod of his head.. (the one on his shoulders stupid). Lorri moved closer and leaned down. Her hand wrapped around his thick cock. "Wow!" she said as she admired the beautiful handfull of dick she was holding. "uh... would you mind if I really looked at it closer?" she managed in almost a whisper, never taking her eyes off of it. Without waiting for an answer, Lorri's slid the head of the cock inside her mouth and let her tongue rub up and down the ridges along the sides. She gave it a good suck which took several, long minutes. To her amazement it grew even larger from her attentions. It made a loud 'PLOP' sound when she pulled it out from between her lips. The little man motioned for her to continue what she had been doing. Lorri's head bent down again and went to work. Her tongue teased at the tip of his member, dipping into the opening there. The man groaned and grabbed handsfull of Lorri's hair. He yanked hard, pulling Lorri's face almost into his crotch. She gagged a little, then sucked hard. She wasn't quite ready for the explosion that followed. The creamy cum, shot out in great abundance and hit her square in the face as she pulled back. Cum dripped down her nose and chin. When he had finished with the facial, the man calmly stuffed his dick back in his pants, tipped his hat at her and vanished into the foilage. Lorri was stunned and just a bit pissed. "Jerk!" she fummed, wiping cum out of her hair and off of her face. More giggles in the bushes all around her. "My turn!" a new voice yelled out from the bushes and another small male stepped out in the open. He was stroking a rather hugh organ, in fact it was larger then the monster she had just given a blowjob. "Uh.. I don't think so mister," Lorri said to the newcomer, intending to be on her way. Then she remembered she was lost and decided to ask for directions. She was turning back to the man when something knocked her off her feet. She didn't have time to yell before her arm and legs had been neatly tied to nearby trees. "Hey! What the hell..." she shouted, but before she could finish her question, the guy's monster cock was being forced down her throat. She saw that several more of these small dudes were standing around, watching what was happening and jacking-off their own cocks. "Well I hope I don't have to suck them all off!" she thought while trying not to choke on the cock tickling the back of her throat. It took some time, but the guy finally decided to unload and unload he did! Gobs of goo shot down Lorri's throat. She couldn't swallow all of it, so some dribbled from the corners of her mouth. About that time, the jerks in the circle around her (HA! Circle Jerks!) shot their wads! Hot cum landed in her hair, on her neck and face, her shoulders. Everywhere you can imagine, cum hit and splattered. Lorri was a gooey mess when they had finally finished. She couldn't open her eyes because of the cum and didn't realize she was alone for several minutes. Feeling that her arms and legs were free now, Lorri sat up and started cleaning her face off. "Assholes.. didn't even want to fuck!" she fummed. Lorri got herself up and dusted off, still in a huff at being wrongly used by a gang of freaking midgets! "How dare those bastards!" she said through clenched teeth. "Now, where the hell am I?" she asked herself for the second time. She looked around again and shrugged her shoulders then pulled a quarter out of her pocket to flip for a direction to take. "Heads left, tails right." she murmured while watching the coin spin in the air, then land on the road. Of course it landed on its edge and took off rolling down the road. "Shit!" she cried and ran after it. "WHAT THE FUCK!" she screamed when the coin rounded the corner rolling faster. Lorri ran around the corner and almost into someone standing in the middle of the yellow brick road. I say someone, because it was some one. It was a man. A man made of metal. He appeared to be frozen right smack in the center of the roadway. One arm was lifted slightly in front of him while the other was stuck in mid swing behind. It looked as if he had been frozen while striding down the road. Lorri forgot her coin as she walked completely around him, wondering if he was a statue. A bird was perched upon his shoulder, cleaning it's feathers and ignoring the woman. She jumped back when the metal man spoke to her in a rusty voice. "Help," he said faintly, sounding like someone speaking from far away. "Did you say something," Lorri asked the Tin man. She was pretty certain he was made of tin or wearing a tin suit after close inspection. "Yes. Help." the poor man said in his rusty voice. "Oil can. Behind me." he managed after a moment. Looking behind him, Lorri spied a can with a spout hanging on a string down his back. "I see it!" she cried and grabbed the oil can, lifting it over the Tin man's head. She stood there holding it and looking quite pleased at having found it. "Uh.. usssse it bitch!" the tin man hissed, sounding quite exhausted with trying to speak. "Please!" he added in a croak. "Well.. be nice or I won't." Lorri said with a sniff, she didn't care for being called names by anyone, let along a metal man. Especially one that needed her help. She saw the man's eyes slowly roll and felt a little sorry for him. Lifting the oil can, she squirted some on one of his shoulders, then the other. The man moved his arms slowly, like it'd been awhile since he'd used them. He pointed at his legs, indicating Lorri should oil one then the other. He held his hand out and Lorri put the oil can in it. She watched as he squirted more oil on the corners of his mouth then on others joints of his body. "Ahhhhhhh... " he groaned, then added "Much, MUCH better" and gave a sigh. Feathers flew when he slapped the bird off of his shoulder. "Damn birds! They used me as a perch all week!" he told the woman that had set him free. "Would you be so kind as to wipe the shit off of my back," he asked, turning around so Lorri could see the bird shit running down his backside. She pulled a hanky from her pocket and cleaned him off. She couldn't help but notice how nice his ass was for a metal guy. "Could you tell me where I am?" Lorri asked when the man was finally clean and moving pretty good. The oil glistened on his body where the sun hit it. She added, "What happened to you?" "Well," he began, "I was walking down the road, minding my own business, when a sudden rain storm caught me unawares." "Water isn't my thing you know, " he added mornfully, looking at Lorri with his big sad eyes. "As to where you are, you are in Munchkinland of course. Home of the nasty little fuckers called the Munchkins." he finished. "Munchkinland? I think I met some Munchkins." Lorri said in amazement, then ask, "Is that near Victorville?" "Never heard of Victorville." the Tin man answered. He looked closely at Lorri, wondering if she were stoned. Something caught his eye and he pointed off behind her saying, "Are those yours?" Lorri spun around and looked in the direction he was pointing. Something red lay in the bushes off to the side of the road. She walked over to see what it was and found a pair of beautiful red shoes. "Just my size!" she cried, delighted to find something so pretty. She sat down on the road and removed her own shoes and put the red slippers on her feet. "Wow! Perfect fit." she said matter-of-factly, quite pleased at the way they sparkled on her feet. She almost felt like dancing with them on, but decided not to. "Excuse me miss." she heard the Tin dude say. "I'm headed to Oooze to see the Great Wizard there. I am going to ask for a heart, which I'm very much in need of. Would you care to join me? You can ask where Victorville lies if you do and I'm certain the Great Wizard would know." Lorri sprang to her feet, still admiring the shoes on them and said, "Yes! I might as well go with you since I can't seem to find my way alone." The Tin man smiled and offered his arm to Lorri. She linked her's with his and off they went, down the middle of the yellow brick road. The Tin man told her all about everything and everyone in this strange place, at least what he knew of it. The two had walked for some time when Lorri ask if they might stop for a rest. On one side of the road was a cornfield. Lorri could see a Scarecrow being held up by a wooden pole. She had just sat down when she heard a voice call out. "Hello! Yoo-hoo. Could you lend a hand here?" Lorri looked around then realized the Scarecrow had spoken. She climed over the fence and walked out to where he stood. Lorri looked up at the Scarecrow, puzzled and wondering if she had really heard him speak. "Well, what are you looking at girlie?" the Scarecrow said, sounding very irritated. "Got straw for brains?" he ask nastily. "Could you get me down from here?" he added, sounding even more cranky. "If you stop talking to me like I'm an idiot, maybe I will." Lorri told the straw dude. "Okay, you win sister. Just PLEASE get me down!" the Scarecrow begged. Lorri walked around behind him and pushed upwards. The Scarecrow moved up the wooden stake and at last free, fell to the ground in a limp heap. "Thanks for the assist." he mumbled as he tried to stand up. "I've lost a little hay here." he grumbled, reaching for straw laying on the ground around him. He stuffed some of it into his pant legs then stood to test them. "Ah, much better." he said as he wobbled around for a moment. Finally, satisfied he could stand alone, the straw man looked at Lorri and said. "Well? What the fuck are you staring at? Haven't you ever see someone made of straw?" "Actually... no." Lorri replied in answer. "And you don't have to be so rude." she added before walking back to where the Tin man waited. She didn't want to listen to the Scarecrow's shit, and didn't have to. "Sorry miss, you see I haven't got a brain! It makes me say mean shit sometimes!" he cried out, watching her progress towards the road. He hurried to catch up with her, fell, got up and staggered over to the road. It had been a long time since he had the chance to walk and wasn't quite used to it yet. Lorri could hear sorrow in the straw man's voice and felt sorry for him. She turned back and said, "We're going to see the Wizard of Oooze, would you like to kick it with us?" The straw guy's face seemed to light up as he hurried over to where they waited. He obviously hadn't walked for awhile. His legs looked like they would give out any second as they wobbled in every direction. "Oh yes!" he said. "Maybe I could ask for a brain from him!" Lorri laughed. The unusual threesome walked for the rest of the day, down the middle of the yellow brick road. They chatted about this and that but mostly about how the Wizard would help them. It was starting to get dark when Lorri suggested they find some shelter. Standing at the edge of the road, Lorri listened and was sure she heard water running nearby. She was very thirsty and decided to check it out. "Follow me." she called back to her new companions as she stepped into the dense forest. The Straw and Tin men hurried after the woman. They weren't too fond of leaving the road, but didn't wish to leave Lorri alone in the darkening woods. They caught a glimpse of red through the trees and turned in that direction. When the two finally caught up with her, she was sitting beside a little stream. She had washed her face, gotten a cool drink and was now laying in the grass, relaxing. Fireflies flickered all around her... their lights keeping the dark at bay. The Tin Man, being afraid of water, stayed a good distance away while Lorri and the Scarecrow talked. He was watching the way Lorri's ass wiggled as she lay in the grass and laughed at something the Scarecrow was saying. He found it to be very interesting... indeed. After a while, the Tin Man noticed he had a metal erection jutting out in front of him and was a little embarassed. More so when Lorri looked towards him to say something and got a wicked look on her face! "Well, well, well.. what do we have here?" she said, turning all the way over to get a better look. She noticed, for the first time, that the Tin dude was actually very good-looking in a metal sort of way. He was tall and lean and his face had good features. And 'Damn' he had one hell of a weapon that was currently pointing at her. The Scarecrow followed Lorri's look and saw the Tin Man's cock at attention. He grinned wickedly and said, "Hey dude, wanna use that pole and catch us some fish for dinner?" Both he and Lorri cracked up in laughter at his suggestion. The Tin Man turned his nose up in disgust at them and at himself. He tried, unsuccessfully, to cover his condition, which gave cause for laughter from the other two. The Scarecrow leaned down and whispered to Lorri, "Like cock hun?" She quickly glanced over at him and saw a budge starting to grow in his pants too. She wondered if it was made of straw and decided to find out. "Maybe I do.." she said coyly, then reached over to give his dick a squeeze through his pants. From the feel of it, it appeared the Scarecrow was pretty well endowed too. He reached down and undid his fly, freeing his cock, which sprang up out of the opening. Lorri was really impressed now.. she moved closer and took the awesome cock, which looked like a regular cock, except bigger, in her hand. She started moving up and down it, which made the Scarecrow groan loudly. The Tin Man watched the action and longed to join in, but not that close to the water! "C'mon baby, get those clothes off!" the Scarecrow said in a tight voice. He was so close to cumming, but wanted to fuck Lorri while he did. She jumped up and wiggled out of her clothes in a flash. The Scarecrow grabbed her and lay her back on the grass. He climbed on top and found her entrance quickly, sliding his fat erection into her wetness. He fucked her for several long minutes before rolling over so she was on top. He motioned for the Ten Man to join them. Water or no water, the Tin Man couldn't just stand there holding his dick while they fucked like crazy just a few feet away. He marched over and looked down at Lorri's white ass. It looked so smooth and soft. He saw her juices glisten between her legs and reached down to get some on his fingers. Then he smeared the wet juice all around her backdoor. Lorri didn't realize what his plan was until it was too late. She gave a scream when she felt him push his metal cock into her asshole! But it was way too late because he couldn't stop himself now! The pain subsided quickly and Lorri felt herself being fucked from both directions! She felt very full and a wee bit stretched by the two huge cocks pounding her from both sides. More surprising, she found she liked it! It wasn't long before all three of them were screaming out in pleasure as their orgasims rocked them hard. Everyone was spent as they collasped on the grassy spot side by side. Without another word, they fell into a deep sleep until the morning sun woke them the next day. No one mentioned the incident as they made their way back to the yellow brick road and again started in the direction of the city of Oooze. They chatted about this and that but not that. They had walked several miles when suddenly their way was barred by what looked to be a lion, sorta. Lorri had to laugh. The big furry creature kept saying, "Gerrrrrr, gerrrrr, growl, hiss," as it waved it's paws around in the air, meaning to frighten them. It was anything but scary! The beast continued to block their path and make it's silly noises until Lorri went up to it and smacked it's nose. "HEY! You didn't have to do that!" it cried out. Tears filled it's eyes and rolled down his furry cheeks. The Land of Oooze "Then move and let us pass," Lorri told the big baby. She hadn't meant to hurt him, just to get him to move out of the way so they could go on. Now she felt bad as hugh teardrops ran from his eyes and plopped to the roadway in front of her. "Awwww, don't cry," she said in a softer tone. She started to pat his arm but he jumped away in terror. "Why, your afraid aren't you?" she questioned. "Well yes! You are so mean, hitting me like that.." he stammered and sniffed again. Lorri glanced back at her companions and an idea came to her. "We're going to see the Wizard to get help for problems we have. Would you like to go with us and see if the Wizard can make you more brave?" The Cowardly Lion looked at the girl and saw that she was serious. "Well, I suppose I could do that." he finally answered. He had stopped crying and was wiping the last of his tears away. His face looked hopeful at her suggestion and he decided he would would go with them. "Do you really think the Wizard can make me brave?" he asked. "Don't see why not. He can do a lot from what I've heard." Lorri told him. "Okay! I'll go with you!" the Lion said. All four linked their arms together and went skipping down the road. They talked and laughed as they went, each eager to see the Wizard and to have their problem solved. The day was warm as they walked along, quiet now, each thinking of different things. Lorri noticed the Lion Man kept stealing glances at her and wondered what was up with that.. the other two seemed lost in their thoughts. Around mid-day, they decided it was time to stop for a rest and to find something to eat. Stepping off the road and into the forest once more, so they could get a drink from the stream, Lorri saw an apple tree, full of beautiful red apples. She ran and picked several then bit into one. It tasted better then anything she could think of at the moment. "Mmmmmmmm.. yummy!" she said with a mouthful of apple. Nearby, she saw a grapevine, filled with fat purple grapes! "Oh wow! Grapes!" she cried in delight. At least they wouldn't go hungry here, she was thinking when suddenly a terrible screeching voice cut into her enjoyment of the fruit. "WHO DARE EAT MY FRUIT?" screamed a female voice from somewhere nearby. Lorri couldn't see the speaker and wasn't sure she wanted to. The Lion was hiding behind the Tin Man and the Scarecrow, and both of them looked terrified. A very ugly woman stepped out from behind a tree on the other side of the water. The woman was dressed in black from head to toe and had a grimace on her ugly face. "My bad." Lorri said mildly, wondering who the witchy bitch was. "WHAT!?" the Witch screamed in anger and shook a fist at Lorri. "Who do you think you are girl?" "Well, I think I'm me and that's 'Lorri' to my friends." Lorri answered. "I didn't notice any signs around saying the fruit was off limits to anyone." she finished lamely and started to back up towards the way they had come. "You listen to me you little smart-ass, this is my neck of the woods and I don't take kindly to trespassers on my property or eating my fruit." the Witch snarled. She was glaring hatefully at all of them and Lorri decided it was probably time to leave. She tried to smile sweetly at the Witch and started to say she was sorry but the Witch cut her off in mid-sentence. "OUT! OUT OF MY WOODS NOW YOU STUPID GIRL, AND TAKE YOUR... WHATEVER THEY ARE, WITH YOU!" The four friends fled back through the trees and onto the road as fast as they could go. But not before the Witch had spied the red shoes on Lorri's feet. Lorri heard her scream again and yell, "MY SHOES! MY BEAUTIFUL RED SHOES! GIVE THEM BACK TO ME YOU STUPID GIRL!" "Finders, Keepers!" Lorri yelled over her shoulder and kept running. It was awhile before she could make herself slow down and look back. No one was in sight. Her friends were all trying to catch their breath. One by one they let themselves sink to the ground to rest. Every little sound made them jump and look about to see if the Witch had caught up with them, but she was no where in sight. "Who was that nasty bitch?" Lorri asked the others. "Who?" the Tin Man said in amazement that she didn't know. "That my dear, was the Wicked Witch of the West." the Scarecrow said in a whisper, then looked over his shoulder fearfully. "Oh my, oh me, oh me oh my!" was all that came out of the poor Cowardly Lion. He was shaking very badly in his terror. Lorri patted his arm and spoke softly to him, "It's okay, she's gone, your safe here." She saw the Tin Man and Scarecrow look at each other with worried eyes. She asked them, "Who is she? Someone important? Is she really a witch?" The Tin Man explained to the woman that the Witch was evil and it was not wise to piss her off! They all had stories of the Witch to tell, and tell they did. When they had finished, Lorri knew it was probably for the best that they try to avoid the old crone if they could. She was a little concerned about the red shoes then decided 'fuck it,' they were her shoes now. The rest of the day was uneventful with no sign of the Witch on the road or in the woods on either side. Night would fall soon, so they began looking for a place to sleep safely. Around a bend in the road, they found shelter. It was a large barn that appeared to be abandoned, so in they went. Lorri said against a bale of hay with the poor Lion's head in her lap. She was trying to comb his mane, which was very tangled with twigs and leaves. Before long, he was purring like a kitten under her hand. As she stroked his soft fur, Lorri happened to glance down his body and saw he had the start of an erection. A very large erection at that. In fact, the Lion's cock was much bigger then the other two, who as you recall, were quite large. She saw the other two watching her in silence. She loved to have an audience and decided to give them a little show. She let her hand stroke downwards until it reached the Lion's manhood. "Oh my, such a nice cock you have!" she said sweetly when the Lion's eyes opened in surprise as her hand grabbed him. Then she said, "I hope you don't mind if I touch it?" The Lion's purr turned to a growl of pleasure when Lorri leaned down and licked the head of his hard member. He had never had anyone do that before and loved it! "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... yeeeeessssssss.. lick all you like." he rumbled. Lorri stole a look to see what the Tin Man and Scarecrow were doing. She saw that both had their own cocks out and were jacking-off while they watched her. She could hear them breathing hard in their excitment. This was going to be fun she thought. "Do you mind if I get more comfortable?" she asked the Lion who looked as if he might faint at any moment. "Nnnooo.. go ahead." was all he could say in answer to her question. Lorri stood up and took her clothing off, then got on her knees before the Lion. She couldn't think of him as an animal, he was more like a very hairy man with a tail. Besides, who cared? Lorri licked the head of his cock once more, then took it into her mouth. She looked up at him as she began to seriously suck his dick. "OOOOOH YEAH!" the Lion growled, his body shaking hard. Lorri sucked harder and suddenly felt cum fill her mouth and throat. The Lion jerked and humped and thrust into Lorri's mouth until he had emptied his cum into her mouth. He then fell back onto a pile of hay and lay there panting. Lorri looked over at the other two and smiled in invitation at them. They understood her smile and went to her quickly. The Tin Man squeezed her tits in his metal hands, being careful not to hurt her. He flicked his tongue around each nipple, then sucked on them. The Scarecrow was down between her legs, licking at her already damp snatch. His tongue darted out and teased her clit before plunging it deep in her. They laid her down in the straw and pleasured her body. Lorri was moaning and twisting under them. She started to beg for them to fuck her while the Lion watched. "Fuck my hot pussy! Please, c'mon, give it too me now! Fuck me hard!" she begged, grabbing the Tin Man's cock first. He stopped what he had been doing and moved to position himself over her, then lowered himself down so he could slide his cock into her pussy. He banged her for several minutes, then rolled over, pulling her on top of him. The Scarecrow stood above the Tin Man's head and pushed his stiffy into her mouth to suck. The Lion had recovered and had an erection again as he watched them. He couldn't take any more, so he jumped up and went over to the threesome. "Grrrrrrrrrrrreat fucking!" he growled from behind Lorri. She felt his cock pressing against her ass and poking at her back, trying to hit it's mark. She shuddered when she felt him enter her backdoor but couldn't protest because her mouth was full. After a moment it felt wonderful. She had never felt so full before. She had three cocks in her at the same time! Who would have thought? Who would believe she had fucked these three! They spent several hours fucking. Everyone would trade places now and again, all enjoying themselves very much. Lorri couldn't keep count of how many orgasims she'd had. At long last everybody came at the same time. It was the most intense thing any of them had ever experienced. They all fell asleep, naked in the straw, well except the Tin Man and Lion who didn't have any clothing to start with. Lorri dreamed of another place, different people and her children. She woke later, anxious to get back home, yet reluctant to leave her new pals. She decided not to worry about it until she saw the Wizard and COULD get back home. After everyone was awake and they had eaten some of the fruit (which Lorri happened to have stashed some of it away), they started back down the road. During the walk, each told the others about their lives. They had interesting stories to tell. Lorri's story was the strangest, at least that's how her new buddies felt. They were amazed that there could be another world somewhere beyond Oooze. The things she described were amazing! But they believed her because they had never met anyone quite like her before and they trusted her. They were walking along, talking as they went, when suddenly a bright bubble of light appeared on the road in front of them. They stopped, their mouths dropped open in surprise, the Cowardly Lion hidden behind Lorri, when a beautiful woman appeared in the big bubble. "Hello everyone. And a special greeting to you my dear." the woman said in a sweet voice, looking at Lorri. "Hello yourself," Lorri spoke while the others composed themselves. "Uh.. who are you?" she asked, looking at the newcomer with interest. The woman in the bubble had to be the most gorgeous female any of them had ever lain eyes on. She had wavy red hair that fell almost to her ankles. Her skin was flawless, it reminded Lorri of alabaster. She had ruby red lips that glistened and bright green eyes that sparkled with good humor or excitement and were adorned with the longest, thickest lashes Lorri had ever seen. She was wearing a tiny pair of panties and a lacy bra, both items were green like her eyes. On her perfect feet, she wore black strappy heels. In one delicate hand, the woman held a stick with a glowing orb on the end of it... Lorri guessed it to be a wand of some sort. Lorri also figured the lady must shave her snatch because not a single hair escaped from the tiny undies. Her whole body was as smooth as could be. When she smiled, beautiful, perfect, white teeth could be seen. "Why, I'm Brenda... the Good Witch of the East my lovely." she said in her breathless voice. "I got word there was a newcomer to our land and decided to see for myself.. and indeed, here you are!" The woman walked slowly around Lorri, checking her out, touching her hair, then her face for a moment. She ran a long, red fingernail down Lorri's arm while looking intently at her. Lorri shivered at her touch. Brenda spoke again, saying, "I've also come to warn you, Don't Talk To Strangers on the road. My sister, the Wicked Witch of the West, has it in for you. She's pretty pissed that you found her red shoes and won't give them back." Lorri started to protest but stopped when Brenda raised a finger to her lips and said, "Hush my dear. I'm on your side in this matter. My sister is a total bitch and besides, she lost the slippers and doesn't deserve to have them." She tilted her head a little and continued, "I wanted to tell you something else. The Wizard is a fraud. He has no power to help you find your way home. But don't dispair, you have the means to find your way back already." Lorri's friends were very upset by this news. They wouldn't get the things they so badly wanted after all! Brenda saw their saddness and smiled warmly, then said, "Don't fret, I can help each of you with what you want, but I want something too." She turned back to Lorri and smiled again. "I want you for an hour sweetness." she purred close to Lorri's ear. "In return, I'll grant your friends one wish each and I'll tell you how to get back home." Well dear reader, there's really no reason to make this story longer, you can guess what happened in the hour Lorri spent with Brenda... it's too hot to write down here, my paper would burn up! Lorri learned that if she clicked the heels of the red shoes together and wished to go home, they would take her there. The Tin Man got his heart and was very happy, if fact he met the Tin Woman of his dreams and lived happily ever after. The Scarecrow got a brain, as wished, and was considered to be the smartest fellow in the land. The Lion went back to the forest very brave and fierce and ruled like a jungle king. Lorri got home and never forgot any of them, in fact, she used the shoes a number of times to go back to visit her buddies in Oooze. The always had a very good time when they got together. Lorri heard on one of her visits, that the Wicked Witch was killed when a house fell on her and wouldn't you know it, she lost her second pair of red slippers to a girl that happened to be in the house.. someone named Dorothy I think. But that's a whole different story... The End.