2 comments/ 13367 views/ 8 favorites The Improbable Adventure Ch. 01 By: crazyhominin On a pleasant June afternoon, as I was out mountain biking in the state park north of my town, I came racing downhill on a forest path and took the left turn at the bottom too hard. My wheels slid out in a patch of wet leaves and I went soaring off the trail, losing my bike and crashing through a large and luckily not too prickly bush, which broke my momentum enough that my eventual landing was not too hard. I tumbled down the hill through the leaf litter, grateful for my helmet, and came to rest face-up at the bottom of a slope. I was lying there with my eyes closed, waiting for my dizziness to subside, when I heard footsteps rapidly approaching. I slowly opened my eyes and found myself looking up at a pretty young brunette in a red plaid shirt, cutoff jean shorts, and leather work boots, her braids tied back in a blue bandana. "Jesus Christ!" she exclaimed as she squatted down next to me, her jean shorts tight against her creamy thighs. "Are you okay? That was some fall you took!" I sat up slowly, noting thankfully that nothing felt broken, and nodded at her. "Yeah, I think so, thanks. Just a little banged up." "Here, take it easy," she said, taking me by one arm and helping me to my feet, then leading me over to a nearby tree stump that I had thankfully missed on my fall down the hill. I thanked her as I sat down on the stump and took off my helmet, and she knelt in front of me in the dirt and introduced herself. "I'm Klara," she said, "I'm sure glad I was here when you fell!" "Me too," I said. "Thank you so much, Klara. I'm Kurt." I smiled at her, then looked over her shoulder and realized that we were sitting on the edge of a sizable marijuana field. Klara noticed my gaze and gave a nervous laugh. "I see you noticed our little project. I would really, really appreciate it if you could not tell anyone about this. In fact," she continued, smiling playfully as she placed her hands on my thighs and slid them up towards my crotch, "I could make it worth your while if you agree to keep this a secret." Now I'm certainly no narc, and there's no way I was going to go to the police or anything. That being said, there was no way I was going to turn down this cute young woman who was offering to get me off, either. "That sounds very...persuasive," I said. Klara giggled, pulled me to my feet, and yanked down my shorts and my spandex skivvies in one swift motion. I stepped out of them and sat back down on the stump, and Klara pushed my legs apart and moved up between them, still on her knees. She slid her hands back up my now bare thighs and grabbed my rapidly hardening dick in her right hand, squeezing it firmly as she began massaging my balls with her left. I groaned happily, and Klara smiled, jerking me rapidly until I became fully erect, thick and throbbing in her hand. "This is one delicious-looking dick you have here, Kurt," she said matter-of-factly, and then, satisfied that I was ready, she leaned forward and slipped her plump wet lips around its head. I groaned as my tip was engulfed by her warm mouth, her lips sliding wetly over my glans and down onto the shaft. She made a satisfied sound, as if she had just bitten into a particularly delicious dessert, and began bobbing quickly up and down on my achingly solid dick, her lips sinking farther and farther down my shaft with each thrust. Eventually I felt my head bump against the back of her mouth, and on the next descent it sank into the tight, slick opening of her throat as she slid her lips all the way down to the base of my dick. "Oh, wow," I whispered, relishing the sensation of Klara's throat squeezed around my dick as she held herself down. Then she slid up rapidly, grabbing my wet shaft and drizzling it with her plentiful saliva, which she proceeded to spread around with her tongue so she could properly jerk my now spit-soaked dick. "You like that?" she asked lasciviously, her hand squelching as it slid quickly up and down my dick. "You want to feel my mouth again?" "Oh god, yes," I said, and she smiled and plunged her mouth hungrily back down around my cock, her saliva dripping down over my balls as she eagerly devoured my dick. After taking it into her throat a few more times, she pulled off, sat back, and began unbuttoning her plaid shirt. She pulled it off, revealing a tight white tank top that barely contained her beautiful ripe breasts. She was braless, her big hard nipples standing out clearly through the thin fabric, and she pulled down the shoulder straps of her tank to free her gorgeous orbs. She leaned forward again and spat down into her cleavage, smearing it around with her hand before grabbing my slippery dick, which she nestled between her luscious tits. She pressed them together around my wet shaft and began sliding them up and down, massaging my pulsing member. I enjoyed this for a while, then leaned back on my hands and raised my hips so that I could thrust up between her soft wet breasts as she held them together, squeezing her nipples between her thumbs and forefingers. "Yeah, that's it, Kurt," she said encouragingly. "I want you to fuck my tits until you come all over me," she said, then giggled, as if a little self-conscious of her nasty talk. I kept thrusting, my spit-slick dick sliding easily between her magnificent breasts as she looked up at me with an open-mouthed smile, and when she stuck out her tongue I felt my orgasm rise within me and then explode through my body in jolts of pleasure. "FUCK!" I shouted, ramming my dick between Klara's wet tits as I felt the semen come surging up out of me. The first enormous blast hit Klara right on her tongue and burst, some of it continuing on into her mouth while the rest splattered over her lovely lips and onto her cheeks to cling there, sticky and wet. She pulled her tongue in to collect the cum before it slid off, and as she closed her mouth the next jet sprayed across her lips and came pouring down her chin. She started to laugh, and I kept coming, giving her one more shot right in her open mouth, then several more that drenched her neck and came sheeting down over her breasts and into her cleavage, where my dick pumped out the last of my cum as I kept thrusting, smearing her cleavage with sticky sperm. Klara released my dick from between her cum-spattered breasts and leaned back, surveying my work, and I lowered myself back onto the stump, my chest heaving. Klara raised her hand to her face and wiped the cum off her cheeks and lips into her mouth, then showed me the white mouthful, sliding it around with her tongue before gulping it down. "Damn," she said, licking her lips, "You came so much! That was fucking hot." I nodded in agreement, watching Klara as she played with the semen smeared over her breasts. But when she looked up at me again, her smile disappeared, replaced by an expression of fear as she looked over my shoulder. Then, for the first time, I heard footsteps behind us, and I turned to see what had scared her so much. Walking across the edge of the field to us were a man and a woman, both holding pistols aimed directly at us. The woman was young and gorgeous, with curly dark hair, wearing a suit with a skirt that hugged her shapely hips, truly strange attire for traipsing around in the woods. Her companion had on black pants and a tight black t-shirt, his hair slicked back against his head. We raised our hands as they approached, and when they came close the woman spoke. "Alright, Heinrich," she said, gesturing to me to get on my feet, "Put your dick away. You're coming with us." I was confused. "Uh...you've got the wrong guy, lady," I protested. "This isn't Heinrich," Klara confirmed, making no effort to cover herself despite the presence of these armed strangers, or maybe too afraid to lower her hands. "Shut it, bitch," the woman snapped at Klara. "Don't think you're going to pull some kind of trick on me. Now let's go, no more bullshit." I saw no choice but to comply. If I left with them, at least Klara would be safe. So I climbed to my feet,pulled up my spandex and shorts, and the man came up and grabbed me, pushing me roughly into step behind the woman, who led the way off towards a small opening in the woods at the edge of the field. I looked back once at Klara, still dripping with my semen, and she gave me a weak wave before we entered the woods and she disappeared from view. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 02 "So, Heinrich," the pistol-wielding woman in front of me said as I followed her down the forest path, watching her ass move nicely under her tight skirt, "Looks like you have a pretty good setup here. You grow the dope, get some hippie sluts to tend it for you, and get your dick sucked whenever you want!" The slick-haired guy behind me sniggered, and I looked back at him briefly. He smiled at me mockingly, and gestured with his pistol for me to turn around. "For the last time," I told the woman as I turned back to look at her ass some more, "I'm not this Heinrich guy! I was just biking in the park and had a fall!" The woman stopped and turned, tossing her curly dark hair out of her face. "Don't think you can trick us. Maybe you'll stop this stupid act if I tell you who we are. I'm Lucia Sparazza. My uncle is Paolo Sparazza. Heard of him? He runs the drugs and the whores and the guns around here on behalf of the big bosses down in the city. Now how do you think they're gonna feel when they hear that some asshole is trying to cut in on their dope business?" She raised her eyebrows, as if there was no need to elaborate, and flashed a brilliant, cold smile before turning and heading back down the path. "Anyway," she continued as I followed her, "We've already got two of your distributors in our custody. They'll identify you, and then you can drop this whole charade." I was actually relieved to hear this. As soon as these guys told them I wasn't Heinrich, they should let me go. Unless, of course, they decided they needed to keep me quiet...but I didn't let my thoughts go down that path. My only chance, it seemed, was to cooperate and hope that they would release me when the truth was revealed. We emerged from the woods into a small clearing where a white van sat waiting, its windows heavily tinted. Lucia slid open the door on the left side and waved me in with her gun, while the slick-haired guy went up and climbed into the driver's seat. Lucia told me to sit on the floor, then climbed in and sat on a bench along the right wall of the van, her skirt sliding up her nice thighs as she sat down, knees together, and holstered her pistol in a strap beneath her jacket. I sat in silence, looking out the darkened window as the van rumbled to life and began bumping along through the clearing and onto a dirt road through the forest. Eventually Lucia spoke again, her tone considerably less hostile than it had been thus far. "You know, Heinrich," she said, insisting on using that name, "Watching you cum all over that cute slut of yours was pretty fucking hot." I turned away from the window, surprised, and saw that she had pulled her legs apart, sending her skirt sliding even further up her thighs and giving me a clear view of the bright red thong covering her crotch. "In fact," she continued, looking down between her legs, "It got me wet! Look at that!" I was already looking, and sure enough, I could see a damp spot on the thong. Lucia lifted her nice ass up off the seat to slide her skirt up around her waist, then sat back down, grabbed the edge of her thong, and pulled it aside, revealing the dark hair of her unshaven vulva and, in the center, her bright pink inner labia, engorged, glistening, and parted like the petals of an exotic flower."Why don't you make this trip more enjoyable for us both," Lucia purred, "and come eat my pussy?" She didn't have to ask twice. I crawled across the van to her, and she lifted her legs and placed them on my shoulders, drawing me forward between her lovely thighs, and, seeing as she was already aroused, I got right to it. Pulling her thong even farther aside, I thrust my head forward, clamped my lips around her hairy opening, and plunged my tongue between her plump labia, flooding my mouth with her tart, sweet juices as she gave a squeal of delight. I heard the voice of the man driving as he called back into the van. "What the fuck's going on back there?" "Keep your eyes on the fucking road, Donnie!" Lucia shouted back, then moaned happily as I began sliding my tongue up and down along her wet slit, slathering her pussy lips with saliva before flicking my tongue over her clit, eliciting a delighted shiver from her. Then I slid my lips together, slurping at her wet opening and drawing her fleshy labia into my mouth. "That's it, suck my fucking pussy," she hissed, reaching down to run her hands through my hair as I devoured her. I released her labia from my mouth and went back to work with my tongue, sliding it in and out of her tight opening for a while before pulling out and going after her clit some more, swirling my tongue around it as she writhed. Lucia's breathing grew heavier and more ragged, and she pushed my head firmly into her, mashing her sopping snatch against my face as I lapped at it vigorously. "That's it, that's it," she gasped, "Keep fucking doing that, you're gonna make me fucking come!" I sucked and licked at her sloppy twat even more frantically than before, saliva and pussy juice dribbling down my chin. Soon her hips bucked up off the bench, her lovely thighs clamped around my head, and her whole body began to shudder. "OHHHH FUCK YES I'M FUCKING COMING!!!" she screamed with delight, shivering and writhing above me, her pussy somehow becoming even wetter than before, smearing my face with her slick fluids. Finally she collapsed back onto the the bench, her thighs released their grip on my head, and I leaned back. Lucia sat spreadeagle on the bench, her chest heaving, and I looked appreciatively at the dripping, hairy, delicious, still-quivering mess that was her post-orgasmic pussy. "Holy shit," Lucia giggled, "that was fucking incredible." I just smiled and nodded, and after a minute Lucia straightened up and sat forward, lowering her face towards mine. "In fact, I liked it so much that I think you deserve a treat. Why don't you get out that nice big dick of yours and pound my pussy?" Once again, she didn't have to ask me twice. But as I reached for my shorts, the whoop of a police siren sounded behind us, and as we looked through the rear window of the van we saw a park ranger's car, sirens flashing as it gained on us quickly. "God damn it, Donnie!" Lucia shouted. "I told you to keep your fucking eyes on the road!" Donnie, the driver, had apparently been too intent on watching me eat out Lucia's exquisite twat, and had blown by the park ranger at well over the speed limit. I felt the van accelerate as Donnie tried to pull away from the ranger's car, but it was clear the heavy van stood no chance of outrunning it. "Fucking great," Lucia muttered, "I guess I have to take care of every goddamn thing. Heinrich, open the door!" she ordered me, all business now, drawing her pistol from her jacket. I obeyed, hardly noticing the wrong name by this point as I slid open the side door and looked out cautiously at the roadside whipping by, as the roar of the engine and wind filled the van. Lucia looked around at the empty van, then shouted up to Donnie again. "Where the fuck are those caltrops?!" "In the duffel under the seat!" Donnie called back, and Lucia climbed off the bench and onto her hands and knees, lowering her head to look under the bench. Her skirt was still up around her waist, so her big, beautiful ass was stuck up in the air uncovered, her plump wet opening perfectly framed between her juicy cheeks, the red thong running up over one sweet mound. Fuck it, I thought, if I'm about to die in some stupid car chase after a case of mistaken identity, I'm at least going to enjoy myself before I go. I pulled down my shorts and stepped out of them, freeing the massive erection that had developed as I was feasting on Lucia. I squatted slightly behind her, still on my feet, and lined my dick up with her wet slit before grabbing her thong where the straps met in back. Lucia stopped rummaging under the bench and turned her head to look up at me when she felt me pulling her thong. "What the fuck are you doing?" she asked incredulously. "Just taking you up on your offer," I said, grinning and feeling slightly insane. "It's pounding time!" With one smooth motion, I plunged the full length of my throbbing dick deep into Lucia's slick, hot pussy. She gave a squeal of irrepressible pleasure as I filled her slippery hole, quickly forgetting the caltrops as she relished the feeling of my shaft, and I began pumping it in and out of her magnificent, squelching snatch with increasing vigor. "Jesus Christ, guys, focus!" Donnie screamed back at us in exasperation, but this time Lucia just ignored him. "That's it, baby, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" she yelped, wrapping her arm around the pillar supporting the bench to steady herself as I drove into her dripping twat, my body filling with an almost religious joy as I felt her tight delectable tunnel engulf my pole. Suddenly, in the midst of this mystical fuck-pleasure, Donnie gave a frightened cry and shouted "Oh shit! Hold on!" I l was admiring Lucia's perfect bouncing ass and her pretty pink labia clinging to my thick shaft, but I looked up just in time to see an impossible right turn, practically ninety degrees, directly in front of us. Apparently Donnie had taken his eyes off the road again. The front of the van jerked right as Donnie wrenched the steering wheel with all his strength, the centrifugal force sending everything flying towards the left side of the van. This was bad for two reasons, which, when combined, were truly catastrophic. One: the door was still open. Two: while Lucia was holding onto the pillar of the bench, my sole handhold was the flimsy thin strap of her cute red thong, already stretched taut over her gorgeous ass. So as the van swung into its death-defying turn and I was thrown off my feet, my dick popped wetly out of Lucia's delightful pussy and her thong strap snapped easily in my grip, and I tumbled backward and straight out of the open door. My head missed the guardrail by inches as I completed a full backflip and went soaring out into emptiness, certain than I was moments from death, contemplating with surprising calm the mildly consoling fact that Lucia's torn thong, still clutched in my hand, would illustrate to whoever found my body that I had died in the midst of considerable coital bliss. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 03 Luckily for me, it turns out that my ejection from the van as it whipped around the curve was not a death sentence after all. The reason that the turn had been so sharp was that the road ran up suddenly against the steep, almost clifflike northern bank of the large lake at the center of the state park. I barely had time to realize this before I hit the water. I was more or less upright, and plunged feet-first into the depths of the lake, which fortunately was deep enough to slow me down before I hit the bottom. The cold water at that depth snapped me out of the disorientation I'd felt as I fell, and I struggled back to the surface. As I broke through and gasped for air, I heard the shriek of the park ranger's siren receding away towards the west, and the roar of the van engine as Donnie and Lucia continued to attempt their escape. The ranger's car hadn't reached the curve before I was thrown from the van, so I assumed that whoever was driving hadn't seen my fly out into the lake, and that I was, for the moment, safe from everyone. Relieved that I wasn't dead, I began swimming east along the shore, away from the direction of the car chase, and began considering how the hell I was going to get home. I realized I was still holding Lucia's red thong, and, not feeling like littering, I stuck it between my teeth to free my hand for easier swimming. Not only did I have no idea where my bike was, I was also wearing nothing but my t-shirt and sneakers, my shorts having been removed and deposited on the floor of the van before I initiated my short-lived but extremely enjoyable intercourse with Lucia. Oh well, I thought, I'll figure something out, and kept swimming along half-naked through the balmy top layer of the lake, the late afternoon sun warm on my bare ass. Gradually the steep bank I'd fallen off by the road gave way to a more gently sloping shoreline, thickly lined with forest and undergrowth. When I spotted a suitable gap in the bushes, I swam for shore, eventually standing up on the sandy bottom and walking the rest of the way in. As I reached shore, I pulled off my shirt, squeezed it out, and laid it to dry on a large flat rock just above the water line, along with my soaked sneakers and Lucia's thong. I figured I'd let my clothes dry a bit, fashion some kind of loincloth from my shirt, and then attempt my escape from the park. I was sitting there naked on the warm rock, enjoying the peaceful view of the lake and the pleasant rays of the low, orange sun, when I heard some unusual but somehow familiar noises from farther up the bank behind me. Leaving my clothes behind, I discovered a narrow dirt path leading up from the small beach, and followed it up the hill and into the trees. The noises, which seemed to be some combination of human voices and another sound, harder to identify, were coming from behind a huge boulder that sat at the top of the rise. I followed the path up as it curved right around the boulder, then leaned against the side of it and peered around the corner. My jaw dropped. There in the clearing was a juicy little blonde wearing nothing but a blue bikini top pulled down below her ripe, slightly upward-curving breasts, which I could tell were natural from the way they bounced deliciously as she rode the dick of the man lying on the blanket beneath her, leaning back and supporting herself on her arms as she slid her shaved slit down his shaft. The voices were theirs, of course, moaning and encouraging one another in a language I couldn't understand, while the other sound I'd heard, I realized, was the wet slap of the woman's voluptuous ass against her lover's thighs as she drove herself down onto his dick. I was hard almost instantly, and began jerking myself off as I watched the gorgeous blonde pleasure herself, her eyes closed as she bounced up and down. She began riding her lover faster and faster, her breasts jiggling hypnotically as she slammed her pussy down onto the dick beneath her, and finally she cried out something in her incomprehensible tongue, dropped herself one last time onto his shaft, and ground herself into the base, her thighs quivering as she worked through her powerful orgasm. Just as she seemed to finish coming, she leaned forward and opened her eyes, and I realized she was staring straight at me as I stood across the clearing, naked and stroking my prodigious erection. To my surprise, rather than screaming at me angrily, the woman laughed, waved to me, and turned to speak to her lover. Then she climbed up off of him, shivering a little as she slid her hand between her legs, and stood alongside the man as he sat up. He had long brown hair tied back high up on his head, a few days' beard, and a line tattoo of a stylized sun on his chest. Rather than appearing pissed at me for spying on them, he, too, seemed amused, and grinned at me as the woman reached out and beckoned me towards them. Since we were all naked, I felt not the least bit embarrassed as I walked across the clearing to them and stood at the edge of the blanket. "Uh, hello," I said rather lamely, wondering if they even spoke English. "Hello, American!" the guy replied with a grin. "I am Radek. This, my wife Jana," he continued, indicating the woman, and she leaned forward, her breasts pressing together as she extended her hand. I tried, and failed, to keep my eyes on her smiling face as we shook hands, and instead my gaze roved up and down her gorgeous body. "We are from Czech Republic," Jana said, and I noticed that she, too, was looking me up and down, her eyes lingering on my still-present erection. "Pleased to meet you," I said to both of them. "I'm Kurt. Sorry for spying on you," I ventured. Radek laughed. "No problems, Kurt, no problems. We make sex in forest, we want people see us. Jana, she like people watch her make sex," he explained, giving Jana a playful slap on her gorgeous ass. Jana giggled. "Is true," she said, then turned to Radek and spoke to him in what I now assumed was Czech. He replied, laughing, and climbed to his feet, turning his attention to me. "Kurt, you want make sex with my wife?" he said plainly. "What?" I couldn't tell if it was an invitation or some kind of veiled threat. Radek laughed at my alarm. "No problems, Kurt. We like peace, we like love. Jana want your dick, so I want you help me make sex with her." I turned to Jana as I felt the blood come roaring back into my dick, and she stepped towards me and grabbed my boner, pulling me forward onto the blanket. "Fuck me, Kurt," she said, my dick throbbing in her soft grip. "Please." Obviously there was only one real answer. I grinned at Radek and Jana. "Okay. Let's do it." "Excellent!" Radek exclaimed, and stepped over to stand next to me, slapping me on the back like a long-lost friend, as Jana dropped to her knees in front of us and wrapped her lips around my dick. I groaned, and Jana looked up at me with her gorgeous blue eyes, enjoying my reaction as she slid her wet lips farther and farther down my shaft. She reached up with her left hand and starting jerking off her husband, who still had his arm around me. "She suck nice, no?" Radek asked with a laugh, and I just nodded, amazed at how good Jana's mouth felt as she slurped hungrily at my dick. Radek reached down and pressed her head forward, and I gasped as my dick slid into the tight opening of her throat. She coughed, sending a spray of saliva over my balls, and Radek pulled her back off of me by her hair. She laughed up at him, a string of spit connecting her lower lip to my dick, and Radek pulled her over to him and stuffed his dick into her mouth, her saliva drizzling down her chin and onto her gorgeous breasts. She grabbed my wet dick as she switched over to her husband's, jerking me off as she struggled to fit all of Radek's cock in her mouth. After enjoying her mouth for a bit he slid back out of her lips, lifting his dick and presenting his scrotum to her eager mouth. I watched as she ran her wet tongue over his balls as she continued to jerk me off vigorously. Just as I was thinking about how good that must feel, she pulled away from her husband and leaned over to me, stroking my dick as she gave each of my testicles a turn in her mouth, sucking them gently with her plump wet lips. As I enjoyed this magnificent treatment, Radek got down on his knees behind Jana and grabbed her by her thighs, pulling her lovely ass back and up so he could enter her pussy. She moaned as he sank into her, her mouth vibrating around my right testicle, then squealed happily as he started pounding her wet twat. She let go of my dick as he grabbed her arms and pulled them back, and popped my scrotum out of her mouth to look up at me lasciviously as I watched her juicy ass jiggle every time Radek slammed against it. She opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue, inviting me in, so I slid in my dick, Radek's powerful thrusts making her head bob back and forth and sending her slick lips sliding up and down my rod. I reached forward and put my left hand on the back of her head, holding her in place as I slid my dick into her throat, and felt her tongue slide out to run over my balls as I filled her mouth completely with my meat. After holding her there for a few seconds I pulled out, grabbing my spit-soaked dick and sliding it over her beautiful face, smearing it with saliva as she looked up at me and giggled. Then Radek pulled out of Jana, grabbed a handful of her hair and turned her around as he lied down on the blanket, pulling her face down to his dick. She raised her ass and put her legs together, presenting her exquisite, clean-shaven wet pink slit, then looked back up at me as she grabbed Radek's dick. "Fuck my pussy, Kurt" she said simply, and I eagerly obeyed, staying on my feet and squatting down to enter her just as I had Lucia back in the van. She was tight and slick, her pussy engulfing my dick beautifully as I sank deep into her sopping pink hole. Her moan of delight was muffled as she filled her mouth with her husband's dick, and began vigorously sucking her juices off of him as I began working my thick shaft in and out of her glorious slit. Radek said something nasty-sounding to Jana in Czech, then looked up at me. "Fuck her hard," he told me, and I grabbed the back of Jana's bikini top in my left hand, holding it like the reins of a horse as I began ramming my dick rapidly in and out of her sopping hole, drawing pleased squeals from Jana as she slurped away at her husband's pole. Eventually she pulled her mouth up off of him and turned her head sideways, laying it on her husband's thigh and sliding her wet lips and tongue up and down the side of his dick. "I want you slap my ass," she said, before returning her mouth to her husband's spit-soaked dick. Still holding her bikini, I reached up with my right hand and brought it down gently on her delicious right ass cheek. It jiggled beautifully under my palm, and Jana squealed happily. "Again!" Radek called, laughing, and this time I reached around behind me and delivered a light smack right around the place where her ass and thigh met. Jana groaned, and I gave her one more back on the top of her ass, and then Jana went wild, arching her back and driving her ass back against me as I drove down into her indescribably wet pussy. "Yes, fuck her! You make her come now!" Radek yelled, and I kept pounding into Jana until her whole body began to shake. She screamed something in Czech, and I buried my dick in her as deep as I could, her soaking pussy walls clenching rhythmically around my shaft as she came, moaning, quivering, and mouthing the side of her husband's dick hungrily. As her orgasm subsided, I pulled my dripping dick out of her wet slit and released her bikini top, and she fell sideways to lie on the blanket beside her husband. "Oh my god," she said, laughing and grinning up at me, "You fuck me so good!" "Good job, Kurt," Radek said in agreement, stroking his wife's hair, and gave her a few moments more to recover before pulling her up and moving her up on top of him, into the same position I'd seen them in when I found them. Jana squatted above Radek and lowered herself onto his wet dick, took off her bikini top, and then leaned back on her hands and began riding him, her breasts bouncing in that same captivating way. I watched her ride him for a while, absent-mindedly stroking my pussy-slick shaft, and then, as Radek grabbed her waist and propped her up, holding her still as he began to thrust up into her juicy pussy, I got an idea. I stepped forward, straddling Jana's torso, and laid my dick between her jiggling breasts, then pressed them together around my shaft and began fucking her tits as her husband pounded up into her. Jana lifted her head and grinned at me, then opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue. That way, when I thrust forward between her luscious breasts the tip of my dick slid up against her wet tongue, which drizzled saliva down over my dickhead and into her cleavage to keep it nice and slippery for me. I closed my eyes for a moment, and enjoyed the sounds of our tryst. The wet slap of flesh on flesh beneath me, the slopping of Jana's dripping pussy as her husband stuffed it with his meat, the moist slithering sound of my wet dick between Jana's breasts, and my and Radek's heavy breathing mingled with Jana's moans as she enjoyed the simultaneous pleasure of a pussy pounding and a breast massage, her hard nipples pinched between my thumbs and forefingers as I squeezed her breasts around my pole. I opened my eyes again, and Radek's furious thrusting finally gave way as he collapsed in temporary exhaustion, dropping his hips and letting his dick slide out of Jana's slippery slit. "Fuck, I am tired," Radek said between heaving gasps. "Kurt, you fuck her now. I need catch my breath!" Jana giggled, and I slid my wet dick out from between her breasts, beckoning to her as I sat down and lied down on my back on the blanket. She stood up and stepped forward to straddle me, rubbing her wet pink labia, then squatted down, lifted my dick and guided her pussy down onto it. I gasped as my dick was once again engulfed by her pussy's glorious embrace, and Jana murmured happily as she began to slide up and down on me, her perfect ass bouncing off my thighs. As she continued to ride me, Radek stood up and grabbed Jana by her hair from behind, pulling her head back. She leaned back, putting out her arms for support, and I propped myself up on my arms too to angle my dick enough for her to keep riding me, her taut thighs propelling her slick twat along my throbbing pole. I couldn't see Jana's face now with her head thrown back, just her heaving breasts, the curve of her neck, and her chin, then Radek standing behind her. He spoke to her in Czech, and she replied excitedly, and then I saw her neck bulge as Radek slid his dick down her throat. Radek groaned, grabbing her breasts like handles as he thrust in and out of her wet throat, her vigorous dick-riding never letting up for an instant, her muffled moans reminding me again of how much she enjoyed having two dicks at once. Radek's groans grew more insistent, Jana's moans more encouraging, and finally Radek released Jana's breasts, using one hand to take Jana by the back of the head and the other to slide his saliva-drenched dick out of her mouth and jerk himself off furiously. "Ah fuck, I COME!!!" Radek yelled, and I saw a thick spurt of semen leap over Jana's chin and splash over her neck and breasts, then heard Jana giggle as more cum poured out of Radek's dick right onto her face and mouth. Finally Radek finished coming, shaking the last few drops of cum onto Jana's face before collapsing sideways onto the blanket again, spent. Jana lifted her head, and I watched as all the cum that Radek had poured onto her gorgeous face reversed direction and began flowing down, drizzling over her cheeks and dripping from her chin down onto her chest. She showed me the plentiful load in her mouth, then swallowed it, smacking her lips and giggling as she kept riding me. "You want come on me also?" she asked naughtily, and I just nodded, sliding out of her and guiding her gently onto her back. I pushed her legs back, and she grabbed them behind the knees and pulled them open for me as I squatted above her. "Yes, fuck me, Kurt, fuck me," Jana moaned, and I plunged into her pink slit, leaning forward on my hands as I drove down into her deliciously sopping hole, her cum-smeared breasts jiggling deliciously, pressed together by her legs as I pounded her. She squealed, sticking her tongue out to lick the cum around her lips as more of it poured down over her cheeks and into her lovely blonde hair. Finally I was overcome by the sheer erotic weight of the fact that I was power-fucking a beautiful, cum-drenched Czech wife on her back while her husband watched, and I felt my orgasm arrive in a sudden rush. I drove my dick deep into her, then slid it out and mashed it against her fleshy wet pussy lips, grinding between her slippery labia as my orgasm peaked. I roared, watching as my dick unleashed a massive blast of semen that burst across Jana's face, another that splattered her lips and fell into her open mouth, and then several more of lessening intensity that soaked her tits and belly, coating her nipples in a sticky glaze of sperm, running down between her cleavage, and pooling in her navel. Finally I leaned back, exhausted, and smeared the last of my semen on the inside of her right thigh. Jana, though, seemed to still be going, her brow furrowed and her mouth open and gasping as she sat up and looked down at her cum-coated body. "Oh fuck," she whispered, running her hand over her sperm-slick tits, then pushing the slippery cum from her belly down over her wet slit before stuffing her middle and ring fingers inside herself, using the semen as extra lube for her already soaking hole. I watched in awe as she worked away at herself, thrusting her cum-coated fingers in and out with ever more vigor as her breathing grew to a series of excited yelps. Finally she collapsed back onto the blanket, her legs kicking out and her back arching as her hips thrust up against her hand, screaming raggedly as she came. When at last Jana's orgasm subsided, she laughed and stretched out on the blanket, and I lied down on her right as Radek nuzzled up to her on the left. We looked up at the sky through the trees, and I noticed that dusk was falling. Then Jana and Radek were kind enough to share with me some snacks they'd brought with them in their bag. I hadn't eaten since before heading out on my bike ride, and all the sex and peril had suppressed my awareness of how hungry I was. I devoured half a sandwich and a granola bar, and was working on a banana while watching Jana deepthroat hers playfully when we heard a male voice ringing out clearly from up the hill. "Roger that, sir, investigating reports of obscene behavior," the voice said, followed by the crackle of a radio. I realized how loud we must have been while fucking, and figured that someone heard us and reported us to the rangers. Jana and Radek looked at me nervously, and Radek spoke up. "This is bad, Kurt. We are arrested once already for this, and they say if we are caught again, they kick us out from America!" I owed it to them to do everything in my power to help them avoid arrest. "Quick," I said, "gather all this stuff and hide behind the rock!" They leapt to their feet, snatched up their clothes and shoes, stuffed them into the bag, and hurried behind the rock. I folded up the blanket and followed them at a deliberately slow pace, and just as I reached the side of the rock I heard footsteps at the top of the rise, and a booming voice exclaimed "You there! Freeze!" I stopped and turned, holding the blanket in front of my groin to hide my nakedness, and looked up to see a park ranger standing uphill, hands on his hips. "Public nudity isn't permitted here in the park, sir. I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." I hung my head, and began slowly walking towards the ranger. Just as I got within a few yards of him, I heard Jana giggle behind the rock. Shit. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 03 "Who else is down there?" the ranger called, pulling out his flashlight, and I realized that he'd surely find them and take them in, and then they'd be deported! I decided not to allow that to happen. With a rapid motion I let the blanket unfold, then threw it forward over the ranger, momentarily entangling him in its folds, then began running east into the woods. "Hey, stop!" the ranger screamed, quickly pulling the blanket off, "God damn it! I'll get you!" I looked back just long enough to ensure that the ranger was pursuing me, allowing Radek and Jana time to escape. Then I turned and sprinted, naked, into the darkening woods. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 04 I ran until my legs burned and my lungs ached, vaulting logs, hurdling rocks, and winding between the thick trunks of old-growth trees as I tried to outrun the ranger, visibility growing poorer by the minute as night set in. Luckily the ground was soft on my bare feet, or I'd have been caught in no time. I led him up hills and through gullies, across streams and clearings, until at last, as I crested a ridge and looked behind me, I felt that I'd put enough distance between us to try to hide. Coming into a stand of massive oaks, the spaces between the trees peppered with sizable boulders, I picked one massive rock at random and ducked behind it, trying to slow my breathing as I listened for my pursuer. Soon enough I heard the crunch of his footsteps in the leaves as he reached the top of the rise and paused, trying to figure out where I'd gone. His radio crackled, and a woman's voice rang out. "Officer Cato, Officer Cato, what's your current status?" A moment later I heard him shout into it between gasping breaths. "Cato here...still in pursuit...of obscene behavior suspect...current location...northeast quadrant." A few moments later the woman's voice replied. "Copy that, Officer Cato. Cease pursuit. Captain is calling all Officers back to HQ for briefing on today's road pursuit that left one patrol vehicle disabled. Perps still at large. I repeat, cease pursuit and return to HQ." I realized the woman was almost certainly talking about Lucia and Donnie, and it sounded like they had made their escape after all. My train of thought was broken by Officer Cato's angry reply. "You mean I'm just supposed to let this pervert get away?!" he shouted into his radio. "Afraid so, Cato. Captain wants all officers back now. Guess it's just the pervert's lucky day." So far, I was inclined to agree with her. About the luck, that is, not about being a pervert. The ranger sighed with resignation. "Roger that. This is Cato, returning to HQ. Over and out." I breathed a sigh of relief as I heard the ranger turn and head back the way we'd come, and waited for a while until his footsteps receded into the distance. Then I climbed up onto the boulder and tried to get my bearings. The warmth of the day was fading, and I realized that since I was naked, staying warm might become a real issue. I decided to stay moving, but I needed a direction. Heading back towards the populated areas of the park was out of the question, especially if there were rangers converging there. Cato had said we were in the northeast quadrant, and I knew that there was a campsite in that corner of the park. If I could find it, maybe I could steal some clothes someone had left out on a line and then make my escape. For lack of a better plan, I decided to give it a shot. I quickly regretted it. I realized I had no idea where I was going, and even had I been able to navigate by the stars, the tree cover was too thick for me to see more than a small patch of sky here and there. I was starting to despair, my mind filling with self-pitying visions of myself dying naked of exposure out in the woods, when I reached the top of a small hill and saw, atop the next rise, the unmistakable glow of a campfire. Elated, I began running, charging down into the shallow valley, splashing through a trickling stream, and then up the next hill. This strange combination of relief, excitement, and fatigue must have left me somewhat deranged, for I entirely forgot about the fact that I was unclothed, and failed to consider how the fire's owners might react to a crazed, naked man bursting into their campsite. These cautionary thoughts appeared in my mind only as I crashed through a small bush and into the clearing, when they were were quickly replaced by a mixture of confusion and fear as I took in the scene before me. Standing around the fire were three figures in long black robes. I froze, immediately regretting my decision not to do some surveillance first. The figures turned silently to face me, their heads covered by pointed hoods that shrouded their faces in total shadow. Now you've done it, I thought. You've barged in on some kind of death cult, and now they're going to sacrifice you to appease the bloodlust of their evil god. The massive, newly risen full moon appeared just then and flooded its pale light into the clearing, augmenting the flickering firelight with a ghostly glow. I shivered with fear and decided to play dumb. "Uh, hey guys," I began, feeling like an idiot as I raised my hands in a gesture of surrender. "Must have gotten your campfire mixed up with my own. Easy to get lost out in these dark woods. I'll just be going..." I started to back away towards the bushes, ready to make a run for it they came for me. What happened next surprised me more than anything. "You've nothing to fear here, stranger," called a kind, feminine voice, which appeared to be coming from the hooded ghoul on the right. It lifted its arms to its hood and pushed it back, revealing the face of a gorgeous young woman, her brown hair pulled back in a ponytail. "Truly," agreed the shorter ghoul on the left, unshrouding itself and proving to be a lovely young blonde. "The forest belongs to us all." "Why don't you join us, and warm yourself by our fire?" said the ghoul in the middle, which removed its hood and, sure enough, was no ghoul at all, but another pretty young woman with curly auburn hair. I dropped my hands over my groin, suddenly self-conscious of my nakedness, and the young women giggled as I reversed my retreat and began walking cautiously forward. "Uh...thanks," I murmured, still uncertain that I wasn't in the midst of some despair-induced hallucination. The fire felt real enough as I approached it, though, its warmth delightful on my skin. "Who are you all, anyway?" "I am Cassie," said the blonde. "My name is Judith," added the auburn-haired beauty. "And I am Vera," the brunette concluded. "We are the witches of the Blue Deer Coven." "Wow," I said. "I'm Kurt. I don't think I've ever met real witches before. Sorry I'm naked, by the way, it's...kind of a long story." Cassie laughed. "No need to apologize, Kurt; you are just dressed as nature made you. As for us witches, perhaps you have met some before and never realized it! We are normal people, just like you. But on special nights like tonight, we gather in the sacred space of nature to celebrate the gifts the Horned God and the Earth Goddess have given us. Please, enjoy our fire," she added. I nodded appreciatively and crouched by the fire, hands still over my groin, and savored its crackling heat as the three women began speaking softly to one another in another language. It sounded unlike anything I had ever heard before, like a creek rippling over rocks or wind rustling through the trees. It seemed like a language older than civilization, perhaps older than time itself... "Kurt," Judith said suddenly, snapping me out of my reverie. I looked up, startled, and found myself fixated by her piercing green eyes. "We feel that your coming here has not been an accident. Surely the Horned God has sent you as his emissary to celebrate with us, who are made in the image of the Earth Goddess." "Will you join in our celebration?" asked Vera. "Uh, that sounds nice, I guess," I said, amid rising bemusement at the strange situations I seemed to keep finding myself in. "What did you all have in mind?" The young witches smiled knowingly at one another. Then, as one, they reached up to their collars to unfasten the clasps that held their robes together there, threw the heavy garments back over their shoulders, and stood before completely naked, smiling as they watched my jaw drop. I was stunned, my eyes racing back and forth as they took in the visual feast of these three young witches' exquisite bodies. Vera was about five feet six and fell towards the voluptuous end of the spectrum, with thick, juicy thighs, wide hips, and a pair of big, jiggly breasts. Judith was an inch or two taller, with an athletic build, muscular thighs and ripe, medium-sized breasts. Cassie was petite and small-breasted, probably no more than a couple of inches over five feet, but as she spun around playfully, her blonde hair shimmering in the firelight, I saw that she was packing an outsize ass of truly magnificent plumpness and roundness. All three were unshaven between their thighs, their luxuriant pubic hair affirming their appreciation for a natural approach to things. "What we have in mind, Kurt," Vera explained, fixing me with her pretty brown eyes as she cupped her big breasts in her hands, "Is for you to help us reenact the union of the Horned God and the Earth Goddess, from which all life and goodness flows, that we may be made full of your life-giving seed." What a magnificent and eloquent invitation, I thought. "You mean you want me to..." Judith took up where I had trailed off. "We want you to fuck us and fill us with your cum, Kurt, for the glory of the gods," Judith said with a grin. "Will you join us?" The choice was obvious. I stood and moved my hands away from my groin, allowing the sudden erection that had been growing rapidly beneath them to spring free and stand at attention in the night air. "Absolutely." "Wonderful!" Judith said delightedly. "Let's make our way to the altar." The ladies turned and headed around the far side of the fire, and I followed obediently, watching their delicious young asses as they walked. A little ways across the clearing beyond the fire was a very wide, flat-topped boulder, about waist-high, which they seemed to have draped with a red cloth. This, I realized, must be the altar. A large dark blue blanket was also spread on the soft ground between the altar and the fire, and the witches now stepped forward onto it with me close behind them. Suddenly the witches turned and pounced, laughing happily as they pulled me to the ground and pushed me onto my back on the blanket. Vera stepped between my spread legs and dropped to her hands and knees, her soft, heavy breasts brushing my thighs as she crawled forward and, without using her hands, took the tip of my dick between her soft, moist lips. Holding just the tip, she lifted it with her mouth and then, once it was vertical, plunged down onto it, engulfing my shaft in her hot, wet mouth. I groaned, looking into Vera's gorgeous eyes as she slid her slick lips up and down my throbbing dick. Our eye contact was broken as Judith stepped over me and squatted down, sitting on my chest and looking down at me. She smiled, licked her lips, and tossed a ringlet of her curly auburn hair out of her eyes, then reached down and slid her hand behind my head. She lifted it gently, then slid herself forward, using her other hand to part her pubic hair as she presented me with her fleshy, glistening pink slit. I opened my mouth as she pressed her opening against my lips, and promptly began feasting on her delicious, sopping pussy, sliding my tongue into her juicy hole as my lips massaged her labia. Judith moaned, and began moving her hips in an undulating motion, grinding her pussy against my face as I slurped and sucked her wet slit. Down between my legs, Vera was still sucking eagerly at my dick, and I felt her saliva dribbling down over my scrotum as her lips got closer and closer to the base of my dick. Then she pulled off, and I felt a moment of regret until I felt her lips again around my balls. As she suckled my testicles, I felt a slender hand lift my dick, and then another set of wet lips slid down my shaft. That had to be Cassie. I felt her grab my right hand and lift it up between her thighs. She was kneeling alongside me as she sucked my dick, I realized, and I sank my fingers into her bush, finding her slippery opening and rubbing her plump wet mound before sinking a couple of fingers into her. She moaned as my fingers entered her, her mouth vibrating around my dick as I began working my fingers in and out of her tight hole. She was incredibly wet, her juices running down my hand almost as soon as I entered her. After finger-fucking her for a bit, I slid out and grabbed her luscious ass, smearing her right cheek with her own pussy juice as I squeezed and fondled its magnificent roundness. Meanwhile, Judith seemed to be enjoying my oral attention to her lovely pussy, her moans punctuated by pleased squeals as I swirled my tongue around her clit. She let go of my head and reached up to her breasts, looking down at me and squeezing her nipples as I ate her out. "Fuck, that feels good," she moaned, "I have to stop before I come! You ladies really need to try this!" Judith pulled herself away from my mouth, patting my cheek before she stood up, and I was left gasping for air, licking her pussy juice from my lips as I squeezed Cassie's ass and watched her stuff her mouth with my thick shaft. Vera popped my balls out of her mouth and stood up, standing alongside Judith and looking down at Cassie and me. Cassie slid up off my dick and looked back at me, a thick stream of saliva hanging between her lips and my engorged cockhead. "Stick your tongue out, Kurt, and keep it stiff. I wanna go for a ride!" I did as she said, and she moved herself over, lifting one leg and straddling my head, filling my field of vision with her plump ass and sopping slit. She slipped my dick back between her lips, then dropped her pussy onto my face, sending my tongue sliding up into her pussy as her ass cheeks engulfed my face. Then she rocked forward, my tongue slipping wetly out of her hole as her forward motion sent her lips sliding deep down my shaft until my dick head bumped against the opening of her throat. Then she rocked back, sinking her slit back down onto my tongue and bouncing her soft ass against my face. Back and forth, back and forth she rocked, riding my tongue with her pussy and my dick with her mouth. I felt movement on either side of me, and then felt my hands guided towards hairy wet slits. Judith was on my left, judging from how wet she already was, and Vera on my right. I rubbed their mounds gently, then began finger-fucking them both, and the sounds of their moans and the wet slurping of Cassie's mouth around my dick mingled with the crickets that had begun to chirp in the forest around us. "Come on, Cassie, you can go deeper than that," Judith said playfully, and a moment later as Cassie rocked forward I felt her lips slide forcefully down my dick as Judith pushed her head down. This time my dick penetrated the opening of her throat, its slippery tightness surrounding the head as Judith held her down on my cock. I leaned up and forward so as not to deprive Cassie's pussy of attention, and began lapping eagerly at her dripping opening as she deepthroated me, eliciting a squeal of appreciation from Cassie that was muffled by her mouthful of cock flesh. "There you go! Suck that dick!" Vera cried encouragingly, giving Cassie a gentle slap on her ass. Cassie worked my dick a little deeper into her throat, her saliva pouring down over my balls, then pulled off, laughing and gasping, and grabbed spit-soaked cock. She jerked it off in one hand and reached back to grab my head with the other, holding it in place as she rubbed her juicy slit against my face as I licked her. "You're right, Judith, he really is great," Cassie said, finally pulling her pussy away from my mouth as she got to her feet. "I think it's your turn now, Vera." "Lucky me!" Vera exclaimed, pulling my fingers out of her wet hole and raising them to her mouth so she could taste her juices off of them. Then she pulled me up and lied down on the blanket on her back, spreading her legs and beckoning me forward. "Come and eat my pussy," she said invitingly, pressing her big breasts together as she reached down to spread herself open. I got onto my hands and knees and slid my tongue down the inside of one of Vera's luscious thighs, eliciting a shiver of anticipation as I got closer and closer to her hairy slit. Once there, I ran my tongue over her hairy outer labia and plunged into her slippery tunnel, and Vera groaned happily as I began to devour her pussy with as much hunger and vigor as I had shown the other two. I reached forward and filled my hands with her full breasts, massaging the soft orbs and squeezing her big hard nipples between my fingers as I slurped at her fresh wet twat. I heard movement behind me, and turned my head slightly to see Judith lie down on her back and slide her head up between my legs so she could suck my dick as it hung down. She went at it eagerly, reaching up and grabbing my ass to help her pull herself farther up along my shaft, and I felt her slick tongue slithering over the underside of my dick as she sucked me. I let go of Vera's breasts and grabbed her thighs, pushing them back and apart and tilting her pussy up so I could savor it more easily. "Oooh, fuck yes, lick my fucking pussy," Vera moaned, squeezing her breasts as she watched me pleasure her. Then Cassie appeared suddenly, sat on Vera's face facing me, and leaned forward to help me eat Vera's pussy. I lifted my mouth away from Vera's opening and gave Cassie a wet kiss, and she gasped as Vera began licking her. Then we lowered our mouths to Vera's slit and went to work, our tongues sliding wetly over one another as we shared Vera's delicious pussy. Cassie worked on the top, tonguing her labia and the pink nub of her clit, while I work my tongue around inside Vera's dripping hole. Vera moaned as we ate her, her face buried in Cassie's ass and her mouth busy with Cassie's sopping twat, as between my legs Judith now jerked me off from beneath and ran her tongue over my throbbing cock head. After we feasted on Vera for a while, Cassie lifted her mouth away from Vera's quivering pussy flesh and spoke softly into my ear. "I want you to fuck me now, Kurt," she said, her voice husky with lust. It was exactly the invitation I'd been waiting for. I slid my tongue out of Vera and kissed Cassie again, our faces smeared with Vera's pussy juice, then helped her up as I climbed to my feet, pulling my dick out of Judith's grasp. "I think he's ready now, don't you think, ladies?" Cassie purred, taking me by the dick and guiding me over to the altar. She climbed up onto it on her hands and knees and turned to line herself up with its long edge, arching her back and raising her plump, delicious ass into the air as she leaned forward on her elbows. "I want you to mount me like a rutting stag," she said, licking her lips as I climbed up onto the altar. Between the fire and the nearly full moon, the clearing was well lit, and I looked appreciatively down at Cassie's magnificent ass and glistening slit as I stood atop the altar. Judith climbed onto the end near Cassie's head and sat with her legs spread, guiding Cassie's mouth to her pussy, while Vera climbed onto the other end, got on her back, and laid her head between Cassie's legs, reaching up with her mouth to flick her tongue against Cassie's wet clit. "Fuck her, Kurt," Judith said, her breathing rapid as she enjoyed Cassie's mouth on her pussy, and I dropped into a half, squat, staying on my feet as I lined my dick up with Cassie's moist opening. I placed my spit-slick dickhead against her dripping labia, grabbed her around her waist, and in one smooth motion sank into her until I was buried to the hilt, my thighs pressed against her juicy ass. Her pussy was indescribably wonderful, steaming hot and soaking wet. Its slick walls gripped every surface of my dick, and as I slid out of her they seemed to be trying to suck me back in. Cassie moaned into Judith's pussy as I plunged back in, and I soon established a steady rhythm of slow, deep thrusts into Cassie's exquisite tunnel, Vera's tongue sliding against Cassie's clit and the underside of my dick as it went sliding in and out. Cassie's thick ass jiggled deliciously as my thighs bumped against it at the deepest point of every thrust, and I stared down between my legs, mesmerized by her vibrating ass-flesh as I worked my dick in and out of her incredible love channel. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 04 It wasn't long before I was right on the cusp of orgasm, and I quickly pulled out of Cassie, sighing with relief as I avoided going over the edge. "Fuck, that was close," I said, resting my dripping dick between Cassie's ass cheeks as I watched her eat Judith out. Then I stepped back, looked down at Vera, who continued to suck at Cassie's clit, and squatted down, laying my dick between her breasts and pressing them together around my shaft. Drenched with Cassie's slippery pussy fluid, my dick slid easily between Vera's big beautiful tits, and Vera lowered her face from Cassie's pussy to smile at me as I fucked her cleavage and squeezed her nipples. I leaned forward and ran my tongue over Cassie's plump ass cheeks, and she pulled away from Judith's pussy to look back at me. "Please put it back in, Kurt," she begged, "it feels so fucking good!" I couldn't deny her. I thrust a couple more times between Vera's breasts, sank my dick into her mouth quickly, then got up and drove back into Cassie's pussy. She squealed happily as I filled her again, and Vera soon returned to lapping at Cassie's clit as I fucked her. "Fuck her hard," Judith said, and I looked up at her, smiling and blissful as she enjoyed Cassie's tongue, then turned my attention back to Cassie's ass and began driving into her more powerfully, her ass shaking in great ripples as I slammed into her sopping depths. "That's it," Judith moaned, every thrust mashing Cassie's mouth against her pussy. Cassie was squealing now with every impact, and I knew it wouldn't be long before I approached climax again. As if sensing this, Cassie turned her head again to look back at me, her lips dripping with saliva and Judith's pussy juice. "Keep fucking me just like that," she gasped, "You're gonna make me come!" "Yeah, does that feel good?" I asked, sliding my right hand off her waist to grab the top of her ass cheek. "Fuck yeah," Cassie moaned, "I want you to come in me while I come!" That may have been the hottest thing I had ever heard. I leaned down and reached beneath Cassie to grab her small, hard-nippled breasts, and began ramming in and out of her soaking slit even harder than before. Soon she was literally screaming into Judith's pussy as she licked it. Then her whole body tensed up, she fell silent, and she pulled her lips away from Judith and looked back at me, mouth wide, not even breathing, and her pussy began clenching around my dick as she came. I buried my dick inside her and held it there, allowing the squeezing walls to coax my orgasm forth, and I reached my peak just moments after her, pleasure washing over me in massive waves as we came together. Cassie finally exhaled, a long, wordless scream escaping her lips as her body shuddered and her pussy continued to clench around my shaft, and I roared as I felt my semen come coursing up the length of my shaft and blast out of the tip. "Oh, fuck, I can feel it!" Cassie gasped as my dick, sunk into her to the hilt, sprayed jet after jet of hot sperm into the hottest, wettest depths of her quivering pussy. "Ooh, I can see it pumping," Vera said beneath me, watching the base of my pulsing dick as it filled Cassie's pussy with semen. My body shook, wracked by my powerful orgasm, and after what seemed like countless spurts of cum I felt my dick and my muscles relax as my orgasm came to an end. Somehow I had stayed on my feet, and now I stood there, gasping, and slid one hand up from Cassie's breast to stroke her blonde hair. She looked back at me and smiled, glowing with post-orgasmic delight. "Feels like you filled me up pretty good," Cassie laughed. "Yeah, let's see," Vera said, and I felt her press her open mouth against Cassie's slit right where my dick went in, ready to catch my cum. I had dreamed of one day watching a woman do this, and so with pleased anticipation I slowly slid my pussy-soaked, cum-smeared dick out of Cassie's slit, then stepped back to watch the result. Vera was lying beneath her, mouth open, and as Cassie raised her torso and tilted her ass an immense torrent of sticky white semen came pouring out of her beautiful hairy pink pussy and into Vera's waiting mouth. It slowed to a dribble after a few seconds, and Cassie reached back and sank two fingers into her twat, then dragged them out, releasing another sizable flow of cum that oozed down between Vera's lips. Three more times she did this, scooping out thick loads of cum, until there seemed to be just a few drops left. Then Cassie raised her cum-smeared fingers to her lips and licked them clean. "Mmmm," she intoned as she sucked her fingertips. "Don't you dare swallow all that cum until you share some with me!" she told Vera, who sat up as I stepped aside, closing her lips to trap the sizable mouthful of cum she'd collected from Cassie's pussy. "Me, too," Judith added, turning Cassie over to sit beside her as Vera stood and came over to them. They leaned their heads back, and I stood behind them and watched as Vera leaned first over Cassie, pursing her lips and releasing a thick stream of cum into her open mouth that pooled on her tongue. Then she closed her lips, leaned over Judith, and did the same thing, drizzling sticky sperm into Judith's waiting mouth. I watched as they savored the taste, then gulped down their servings with pleasure. Vera straightened up and smiled, plenty of cum still left in her mouth. She dropped to her knees between Cassie and Judith, facing me, and looked at us mischievously. "Aren't you gonna swallow yours?" Cassie asked, but Vera shook her head. Instead she pressed her lovely big breasts together, lowered her head, and drizzled a thick stream of semen and saliva over her breasts, using her hands to smear the messy, slippery mixture over and between her beautiful melons until they glistened with a thick coat of spit and cum. Her mouth empty now, Vera spoke. "We need to get you hard again, Kurt," she said, "So I figured I'd get my tits nice and wet so you could fuck them." Admiring her initiative, I stepped forward and nestled my softening dick between her big, slippery breasts. She leaned forward to suck a last drop of semen off the tip, then pressed her breasts together around my shaft and looked up at me as I started thrusting. My orgasm had been enormous, and immediately after I'd wanted nothing more than to curl up alongside the fire and go to sleep, but the sheer erotic energy in the air, not to mention the slick cleavage of the beautiful young woman between whose tits I was sliding my dick, soon returned me to alertness and arousal. Cassie and Judith watched excitedly as my dick hardened between Vera's tits, and before long it was as thick and rigid as it had been at the beginning, and I was ready for another round. Judith reached in and pulled my dick out of Vera's cleavage, then began running her tongue over it sloppily, licking off the cum and spit and coating it with a fresh layer of wet saliva. "Lie down, Kurt," she told me, "I'm gonna ride your fat dick until you come again." I did as she said, and watched excitedly as Judith stepped over me and squatted down facing me, her athletic thighs spread wide as she grabbed my reinvigorated dick and lined it up with her hairy, dripping slit. She smiled and lowered herself onto it, her lips curving into an expression of delighted surprise as she sank her superbly wet pussy down onto my shaft. She filled herself, pressing down onto me until I was entirely engulfed, then sat there enjoying the sensation of fullness, leaning forward on my chest and rolling her hips, using my dick to churn the juicy depths of her wonderful pussy. She gasped happily, grinding her clit against the base of my dick, and I reached up to fill my hands with her ripe breasts, pinching her nipples between my thumbs and forefingers as she kept working her hips, her taut belly undulating as she rubbed her labia against me. "Oh fuck, I'm gonna come already," she moaned, and a few seconds later she began laughing as she was overcome, squealing and quivering, and I felt her pussy pulsing around my dick as she orgasmed. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck yes!" she squealed happily, her pussy juice drizzling down over my balls as she came on my dick. Her hips kept moving, and she rode out the rest of her orgasm, then leaned forward and got onto her knees, never removing her pussy from my dick. "Wow, I was excited," she said with a laugh, leaning down to kiss me, then put her hands on my chest and sat up. "Guess I'll just have to come again!" she giggled, and began lifting her ass and bouncing it down onto my thighs, sliding her slippery wet pussy lips up and down my shaft as she started to give me a proper riding. Vera stepped over me and stood with her legs apart, pulling Judith's face forward between her legs. I watched as Judith began licking Vera's hairy slit, never relenting the rhythm or vigor with which she continued to ride my dick. Saliva and pussy juice began dripping down onto me, and I reached up and filled my hands with Vera's juicy ass as Judith gorged herself on her pussy. Finally Vera pulled away, gasping, and Judith leaned down and kissed me, filling my mouth with the sweet flavor of Vera's pussy as she continued to ride me. "God that feels good," I told her, and she smiled, licking the side of my face as I slid my hands up her thighs and over her gorgeous toned ass. "Yeah, you like how I ride your dick?" Judith murmured lasciviously. "You like feeling my ass bounce while I ride you?" I nodded, and Judith leaned forward and licked my lips. "Slap my ass while I ride you, baby," she moaned, and I lifted my right hand and gently spanked her firm ass. She purred and smiled, and I heard Cassie speak above us. "You gotta do it harder!" she said, giggling, and a moment later I heard a loud slap and felt the impact through Judith's body as Cassie spanked her more forcefully. Judith squealed in surprise. "Ouch!" she cried, laughing. "Not that hard!" I looked over my shoulder and saw Cassie standing over us facing our feet, leaning over to watch Judith as she bounced up and down on my dick. I felt her hands join mine on Judith's ass, rubbing and massaging her cheeks and delivering the occasional gentler slap as Judith kept riding me. Vera squatted next to us and leaned back on her hands, presenting her pussy, and as Judith leaned forward to lick it, I raised my legs and placed my feet flat so I could lift my hips and start thrusting up into Judith. She moaned as she felt me driving up into her as she sank down on me, her slippery pussy indescribably wonderful around my dick. "That's it, fuck her!" Cassie laughed, delivering another slap to Judith's ass as I rammed up into her. Judith moaned into Vera's bush, then pulled her pussy-smeared mouth away and kissed me. "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me come again," she gasped, and I realized that I was near orgasm again as well. I clenched her ass cheeks firmly in my hands, pulling them up and apart as I pounded up into her juicy twat, and soon Judith wrapped her arms around my neck and clung to me for dear life, biting my ear gently and gasping and squealing as I brought her and myself to our second orgasms of the evening. "Fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck fuck FUCK!" she screamed, and as her hips starting bucking and I felt her pussy start to squeeze around my dick again, I sent myself over the edge, ramming up into her juicy slit and holding my dick there, pressing rhythmically into her as I grunted and shuddered and began pumping huge spurts of sperm deep into her sopping hole. "Your cum is so fucking hot in my pussy," Judith moaned, her mouth still against my ear, and I couldn't even form words to reply, my body overcome with pleasure as I took great heaving breaths and felt the rest of my semen spray deep into Judith's pussy. I felt something trickle down over my balls, either cum or Judith's pussy juice or both, and after we both rode out the last of our orgasm Judith sat up and got back in a squatting position, as Cassie and Vera got on their hands and knees on either side of her. "Let's see it!" Vera said playfully, and as Judith slid her tight hairy slit up off of my dick cum came gushing out in a thick white stream that splattered down all over my dick and my stomach. "Yummy," Cassie said, then leaned down and began licking the cum off my dick and my skin as it continued to drizzle out of Judith's pussy. "Damn, you came so much both times!" Vera exclaimed, leaning forward and licking some semen from around Judith's hairy labia. "I sure hope you saved enough for me!" "Don't worry, Vera dear," Judith said, slipping a finger inside herself to draw out the rest of my cum, which Cassie continued to slurp up eagerly. "He seems like he's up to the task." Judith took Cassie by the hair and raised Cassie's face to her own, and I watched as they Shared the cum from Judith's pussy that Cassie has sucked up off my body. Vera took over where Cassie had left off, licking up the remaining sperm and gulping it down eagerly. Finally Judith climbed off of me and I sat up, and Vera pushed me off the altar onto the blanket as she sat herself on the edge and leaned back, her legs apart and her pussy dripping. "This is how I want it," she said, massaging her slit, which shone bright and pink amidst her dark pubic hair. "Will you two get him hard again so he can fuck me?" Cassie and Judith grinned and climbed off the altar, dropping to their knees before me. Judith grabbed my softening dick and quickly slid it into her mouth, sucking her own pussy juice off of the shaft as she teased out the last of my cum. I leaned forward, forcing Judith to lean back on her hands, and lowered my head to treat myself to another taste of Vera's pussy, reaching between my legs to hold the back of Judith's head as I thrust my dick between her lips. "Oh yeah, fuck her mouth," Cassie giggled, and I felt my arousal growing again as I plunged my cock into Judith's wet mouth and my tongue into Vera's juicy slit. When I felt Judith press back against my hand, I slid my dick out, and she gasped and laughed, saliva pouring out of her mouth and down over her breasts. "Your turn," I said to Cassie, turning my hips to present her with my dripping, hardening dick. She opened her mouth and looked up at me, and I took her head in my hand and buried my dick in her mouth, then leaned down to suck Vera's pussy some more as she shuddered and moaned, rubbing her clit and working herself into a frenzy. "I want your dick in me so fucking bad, Kurt," she groaned, her pussy flooding my mouth with the prodigious juices of her arousal. I pulled out of Cassie's mouth, and looked down to see that she too now had spit pouring down over her front. "Fuck her nice and hard," Cassie said, looking up at me as she smeared saliva over her perky little tits. I didn't need to be told twice. I stepped past her and Judith and up to the edge of the altar, and as Vera looked up at me expectantly, I rubbed my dick against her hairy wet mound, then lined it up and sank it deep into her silky fuck tunnel. "Oh...my...fucking...god," Vera gasped as I slowly filled her with the full length of my shaft. I grabbed her luscious thighs and squeezed them as I backed my dick almost all the way out of her, the underside literally dripping with her juices, then drove back in, drawing a moan of delight from Vera. In and out, in and out I went, her pussy slathering my dick with its slippery fluid, and I slid my hands down her thighs to her hairy mound, massaging her plump outer labia as my dick drilled into the depths of her juicy pleasure well. She slid her hands down between her legs to massage her clit, her arms pressing her big tits together. "Fuck me hard," she commanded, "make me fucking come on your dick." I hooked my forearms under her thighs to hold her in place, then leaned forward and began hammering into her, and soon all I could hear was the slap of wet flesh and Vera's ecstatic squeals as I powerfully rammed my thick dick into her soaking hole. "Yes," she cried, "yes, yes, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me fuck me fuck me oh my fucking god!" she moaned, her tits bouncing back and forth in beautiful circular motions as I pounded her slick snatch. "Oh yeah, oh fuck, fuck me, fuck me, oh fucking I'M GONNA FUCKING COME!" she screamed suddenly, and I kept thrusting into her as her body was wracked with orgasmic spasms. She screamed again and again, her pussy clenching and quivering around my dick and somehow getting even wetter, sending juice pouring over my scrotum and down my thighs and splashing over my stomach as I kept drilling her. Finally her legs went limp in my arms, and as I let them she let them fall open on the altar, raising her arms above her head and laughing happily as I slowed my thrusting to a gentler rhythm. "By the Goddess," she giggled, her skin flushed and her breathing still heavy. "You're fucking unbelievable." "I'm not done yet," I said, grinning as I slid my pussy-soaked dick out of her, then climbed up onto the altar and stood over her as a shiver ran through her. I leaned down, pushed her legs back and apart and guided her hands behind her knees so she'd hold them there, her hips tilted back and her ass lifted up off the altar. Then I squatted down above her, staying on my feet as I lined my dick up with her sopping slit and plunged back in, leaning forward and grabbing her gorgeous breasts for support. Cassie and Judith were still kneeling before the altar, and I heard them giggle as they started squeezing and slapping Vera's ass as I began thrusting into her again with greater and greater intensity. Before long I was plunging into her almost as hard as before, squeezing her tits as I stared into her eyes, her beautiful face just inches from mine, her lips parted as she gasped with pleasure. "Oh fuck, Kurt, you fuck my pussy so good," she said softly, sliding her tongue over her lips. "Yeah? You like it?" I replied, never slowing my powerful thrusting. "Yeah, I fucking like it." "You gonna come again?" "Yeah, I wanna fucking come again on your dick. I wanna come while you pump my pussy full of your hot fucking cream," she moaned. "It's so fucking hot when you talk like that," I told her, and it was true. I'd always been a fan of dirty talk. "Yeah, you like that?" she said, a playful smile spreading across her face as I kept fucking her. "You like me talking nasty while you fuck me and squeeze my big juicy tits?" "Yeah," I said, feeling my third orgasm begin to well up deep in my loins. "You wanna feel my pussy come while you shoot your sperm deep inside me?" I could see she was getting off on it too. "Yeah!" I groaned, getting closer and closer to my peak. "Then fuck me hard, fuck me as hard as you can and make my fucking pussy overflow with cum," she said, her voice quivering and barely above a whisper now, her lovely brown eyes locked on mine as together we charged towards a mutual climax. "Oh fuck, I'm gonna fucking come inside you!" I growled, clenching her soft tits in my hands and pounding down into her as I raced to the finish. "Oh fuck yes, please do it, please fucking come in me and fill me up, I can't fucking wait, oh fuck yes do it do it do it!" she cried, fast approaching her limit as well, and suddenly I felt my orgasm detonate inside me, white-hot bolts of pleasure coursing through my limbs as semen came rocketing down my dick and erupted in a huge spurt that blasted forcefully into Vera's steaming depths. Her eyes went wide as she felt the first burst of cum blasting into her, and then she was coming again, and rather than hold my dick inside her I just kept thrusting in and out of her as she shuddered and moaned, my dick still pumping thick jets of sticky sperm that quickly filled her pussy to the brim. Every partial withdrawal of my dick drew some of my cum up out of her, and every thrust back into her pressurized the cum with which she was already filled, sending it spurting up between her pussy walls and my dick, splattering out onto her hairy labia, and pouring down in rivulets over her ass. Cassie and Judith were there waiting, each of them lapping up the cum hungrily as it came drizzling down over Vera's big round ass cheeks. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 04 Finally I stopped thrusting and sank my dick deep into Vera as her undulating pussy walls coaxed the last of the cum out of my dick. "Did you like coming in my pussy?" Vera asked, grinning in post-coital bliss. "Oh god yes," I told her, and kissed her cheek, then rolled sideways off of her, sliding my cum and pussy-drenched dick out of her and lying back on the altar to catch my breath. Vera sat up and put her feet on the edge of the altar, then lifted her hips and presented her cum-dripping pussy to Judith and Cassie, who began licking and slurping at her well-fucked hole, trying to extract every last drop of cum from her juicy depths. Once they had licked Vera clean and shared some of the cum with her, the three of them pulled me down off the altar and onto the blanket, and we lied down alongside one another and looked up at the stars. "The God and Goddess will be pleased," Judith remarked. "Kurt, you have made our offering to them so much more meaningful by filling us with your life-giving seed." I'm not really a religious person, but I wasn't about to badmouth their beliefs. "Yeah..." I said, and then remembered that I had just inseminated the three of them, and realized what that could normally result in. "Wait," I said, "Are you guys gonna get pregnant?" They laughed together. "Oh hell no," Cassie said with a giggle, "We're all on birth control. That life-giving seed stuff is symbolic, like a metaphor or whatever." "Oh, okay," I said, relieved. "Say, do you guys do this regularly?" "Every full moon," Judith said, "Weather permitting, of course. Why don't you join us again next time?" "What a great idea!" agreed Cassie. "Here, give me your number," she said, getting up and prancing over to her robe, which apparently had an inside pocket, as she pulled out her phone and plugged in my number as I gave it to her. Satisfied, she came back over, and instead of lying down next to us she knelt beside me and took my soft dick in her hands, stroking it gently. "I know you just fucked us and came inside us all," Cassie said bashfully, "But is there any chance you could go another round? Watching you cum inside Vera while you pounded the shit out of her got me all horny again," she laughed. I had never had my sexual endurance tested like this, but I was pleasantly surprised to find myself ready to go again. I was about to acquiesce to Cassie's wonderful request when the peace of the scene was broken suddenly and violently by a gang of shouting men charging into the clearing on the other side of the fire. "Heathens!" one screamed. "Idolators!" shouted another. "The Brethren of Christian Righteousness have seen your sin!" exclaimed a third. The witches screamed with alarm, and we all leapt to our feet. I looked back at the lovely ladies, their eyes wide with terror, and tried to look confident. "Run!" I shouted. "Get out of here, I'll hold them off!" I ran forward and grabbed their robes, throwing them into their arms. They smiled gratefully at me, then turned and fled into the forest. I spun around to face our assailants, and saw that they had fanned out in an attempt to encircle me. They were all clean-cut guys, identically dressed in black pants and short-sleeved white button-down shirts. A fucking church group, I thought to myself. But they were all young and strong-looking, and I knew there was no way I could take them all on at once. But if I could just delay them long enough for the witches to escape, it would be worth whatever harm they did to me. "You'll burn for your sins, pagan," one of them snarled at me, and I figured I might as well go for him first. I charged him, releasing what I imagined to be my fiercest war cry, and began pulling back my right fist for a mighty punch. Then out of nowhere one of the other guys leapt into my path, and I noticed the heavy-looking dark object in his hand only as he swung it up and slammed it into the side of my head. Pain exploded through my skull, my vision went dark, and I felt myself go down like a sack of potatoes. Once prostrate, I found myself unable to move or speak, and barely aware of what was happening, but I remember still being able to hear. "By the beard of Moses," one of the men said, "You sure decked him good with that Bible." "The word of the Lord is more powerful than this foul idolator and his satanic helpers," replied another voice. "Yeah, but what if you killed him?" said another. "He'll be fine," replied the one who'd struck me. "We can't leave him here, though. Bundle him up in that there blanket, and we'll take him to the Preacher's place. If he recovers, we can exorcise the demons that have seized this man's soul in the morning. And if he doesn't, well, we'll find someplace to bury him." I was so dissociated that I felt only the mildest sense of fear as I realized that I was about to be abducted by a gang of Christian fundamentalists. I felt myself rolled onto the blanket and wrapped in it, and then I lost consciousness as I felt them lift me up and carry me off with them into the forest. The Improbable Adventure Ch. 05 I slowly regained consciousness and found myself tied to an armless chair in an empty room, the witches' blanket draped over my lap to hide my nakedness. The room had white walls and a soft, off-white carpet. To my right was a closet door fitted with a floor to ceiling mirror, to my left were heavy curtains covering what I presumed was a window, and in front of me, standing between me and the door, were three of the fundies who had attacked and abducted me. I felt a furious anger rising within me, and was about to begin screaming abuse at them when I remembered that they were not only completely insane, but were also in total control of the situation. So I restrained myself and just looked at their sneering faces. "You see, brother Daniel?" one of them said. "I told you he'd be fine." "That may be, but we still couldn't have left him out there," replied another. With their identical outfits, haircuts, and slightly chubby, anger-reddened faces, I literally couldn't tell them apart. "Alright, listen here, heathen," the third fundie said, taking a step towards me. "We aren't normally in the habit of kidnapping folks, not even filthy satan-worshipping idolators like you. But we didn't have any other choice. We're gonna keep you here until morning, then come morning we're gonna pray over you and let you loose. But if you tell anyone about this, I promise you that we will find you and send you straight to the hellfire that's already awaiting your cursed soul. Understand?" I had no doubt that he was serious, so I just nodded meekly. The fundie turned, seemingly satisfied with my response, and he and his two compatriots stalked out of the room, turning off the light and shutting the door behind them, leaving me in darkness. I immediately began struggling against the ropes that held my wrists and ankles to the chair legs, but they were too well-tied and the chair was too sturdy for me to break free. I heard a door slam somewhere beneath me, and then the men's voices from outside, receding into the distance. Then there was silence. I struggled some more, only barely preventing myself from tipping the chair over, and finally I gave up, exhausted, and slowly drifted back into much-needed sleep, hoping that they really would just set me free in the morning and not do something crazy like burn me at the stake. I don't know how long I'd been asleep when I suddenly awoke, startled by the sound of footsteps out in the hall. I heard them approach the door, which opened and a figure, indistinct in the darkness, entered the room and shut the door, then flipped on the light. I blinked in the sudden brightness, and saw that the figure was an extremely pretty young woman, her brown hair tied back in a ponytail, wearing a blue long-sleeved dress that hung down to her ankles and a necklace from which hung a wooden cross. Her blue eyes widened in surprise when she saw me sitting there, and a smile spread across her face. "So it's true!" she said excitedly, clasping her hands together in front of her. "Amazing!" I didn't know what to do. "Uh...what's true? Who are you?" I asked, still a little groggy. "Why, I'm Mary Gray," she said, as if it was obvious. "I awoke with the clamor of the men's arrival, and heard them speaking in low tones with my father, saying they'd captured an idolator, a worshipper of the devil himself, fornicating with his satanic harlots! What's your name, satanist?" She seemed thrilled by the idea of being in the presence of a devil-worshipper. "Listen," I began, "My name is Kurt, and I'm not a satanist. And just because those chicks were witches doesn't mean they worship the devil, either," I said, wondering whether I should even bother getting into a theological dispute with this fundie chick. "Nonsense, Kurt!" Mary laughed, "Anyone who worships anything other than the Lord and His son Jesus Christ is worshipping the devil, whether they know it or not! That's what father says, and on that point I happen to agree with him." "And what's your father know about it?" I asked snarkily. She raised her eyebrows. "Why, he's the Reverend Gray, founder and leader of the Brethren of Christian Righteousness, of whose estate you are now a guest. In fact," she added with a giggle, "you're the first guest in our new guest house!" She gestured to indicate the room and, presumably, the building itself. "We've just finished it, only it's not furnished yet. I heard Father tell the men to keep you here until morning." "Sounds like preaching has done your father well," I said, my tone still caustic. Her eyes narrowed somewhat. "God has smiled on my father," she said flatly. "Now, would you like my help or not?" I was surprised. "I didn't know that's what you were here for," I told her. "Well it is. I intend to free you, Kurt. This treatment frankly isn't Christian. But first I want you to do something for me." Delighted, I quickly agreed. "You'd set me free? Shit, I'll do anything!" Mary smiled. "Alright. I want you to fuck me like you fucked those satanic sluts out in the woods until my pussy creams on your nice fat cock." My mouth literally fell open. Of all the crazy shit I'd been through, nothing had surprised me as much as hearing this torrent of filth come pouring out of the mouth of what was to all appearances a modest young fundamentalist Christian woman. "What the...?" I exclaimed, convinced I was still asleep and dreaming. "What? Where did you learn to talk like that?" I had another distressing thought. "How old are you even, anyway?" Mary laughed, and began walking slowly towards me. "I'm twenty," she said, then proceeded to explain. "My father has always preached against fornication," she began, "but I know that I am saved by the grace of Jesus Christ. So when I felt my body begin to desire the flesh of men, I knew deep inside that that desire came from God, and it was good. And I've seen videos on the internet, even though my father forbids us from using it, of people enjoying pleasure so powerful that it cannot but have come from God." I realized then that she must have received the entirety of her education about sex from porn. "So I began fornicating with some of the young men from my father's flock, who I quickly convinced of the correctness of my beliefs. But when Father found out, he was furious, and had them sent away to New Guinea to perform penance and work as missionaries. And now my wet little pussy, which I know God has made to bring pleasure to men, just as Eve was made to bring pleasure to Adam, has been bereft of the cocks it desires, yes, that it desires with a passion that mirrors my soul's longing for God." Her voice rose, quivering with emotion as she continued. "And when I heard the men speaking of you, and I felt my pussy grow wet with lust as they described how you'd fucked those devil-worshipping whores, I knew that God was giving me a sign. I knew that if I came to you, and I showed you the pleasure of a Godly woman's body, you would see that God is good, and he loves you, and you would turn away from your satanic ways and embrace the Lord and His son Jesus Christ and be saved for all eternity." It was, I reflected, among the most beautiful and poetic invitations to sex I had probably ever received. "So," she said as she finally reached me, and took my head in her gentle hands, lifting it to look up into her gorgeous face. "Will you let me show you the bounty of God's love?" I wondered if she was insane or just a firm believer in her interpretation of Christianity, and then I realized that there was no way to even tell the difference. "Show me," I said. Mary smiled and bent down, giving me a long, deep kiss on my mouth, at the end of which her wet tongue slipped briefly between my lips. "You shall see the glory of God," she whispered, then released my head and stepped back, leaving me still tied to the chair. She tucked her necklace into her dress, then reached down and pulled her dress up over her head, revealing that she wore nothing underneath, then slid her arms out of the sleeves and tossed the dress aside. She stood and looked at me, allowing me to admire her body, naked but for the cross that still hung from her neck. She was fucking magnificent, with lovely thighs, wide hips, and smallish perky breasts on which her nipples stood out thick and pink. She placed her hands on her sides, then slid them down and forward, over her stomach and into the patch of pubic hair between her legs. "Am I not a masterpiece of God's creation?" she asked, her voice thickening with arousal. "You are," I agreed, my dick growing hard beneath the blanket and starting to tent it up. I watched as Mary turned, displaying her incredibly juicy ass, and then planted her feet and leaned forward, resting one hand on the floor and using the other to spread her wet labia, which glistened pink and dripping amidst the curls of her dark pubic hair. Then she slowly lowered her knees to the carpet, arching her back and pushing her gorgeous ass up into the air to present it to me. "Do you want me to slap my ass?" she asked, looking back at me with a saucy expression. I pondered her question for a moment, and realized that, in fact, I did, and promptly told her so. She raised her right hand, then brought it down firmly on her ass, her luscious flesh jiggling under the impact of her hand as the sharp sound resounded through the empty room. She wiggled her hips a few times, her ass shaking gently and deliciously, then turned and crawled towards me across the floor, her cross swinging from side to side. "It seems your cock likes me, too" Mary said, seeing it sticking up beneath the blanket. As she reached the chair she sat up between my legs and pulled the blanket off. My dick sprang free, standing thick and eager before her, and she looked at it hungrily. She placed her hands on my knees, then slid them forward and wrapped them around the base of my dick and looked up at me. "Christ bade us eat of his body," she said, her voice redolent with a mixture of piety and lust, "And so in feasting upon your cock, I worship your inner Christ." With that solemn pronouncement, she licked her lips, leaned forward, and eagerly engulfed my dick with her mouth, her hard nipples pressed against my thighs and her cross striking my balls. I groaned as her wet lips sank down my shaft, her slippery tongue running along the underside of my dick as she bobbed her mouth up and down on my throbbing pole. She went deeper and deeper, the head of my dick first striking, then entering the tight opening of her throat, and her saliva began drizzling down over my balls and pooling on the chair. Finally Mary pulled off, breathing deeply, and stood up, raising her hand to her face. She wiped some of the spit off her chin, then spat into her hand to get some more and reached down to rub it between her legs, slathering her hairy slit in saliva. "Now you shall know the holy pleasure of a righteous woman's cunt," she said happily, and stepped forward to straddle me. Still tied to the chair, I could do nothing but watch as she grabbed my dick, held it steady, and lowered herself onto it. Her pussy was incredibly tight, its hot walls gripping my shaft as she worked herself down onto it, her juices trickling down my shaft and the head of my dick plunging deeper and deeper into her until she was seated on my lap. "Fuck," she gasped, "Thank you, God, for sending me this big fucking cock to ride!" She leaned in and kissed me, then licked my face and pressed it into her chest as she began sliding herself up and down my shaft. "Suck on my tits," she ordered, pressing first one and then the other into my face, the cross banging against my face as she rode me, and I ran my tongue over her breasts' soft roundness and sucked her hard nipples between my lips. "Yes, yes, fuck yes!" she moaned, riding me harder and harder, grabbing the back of the chair for support as she slapped her juicy ass down onto my thighs, her sopping pussy lips soaking my dick as they slid up and down its rigid length. "I'm gonna fucking come on your cock," she hissed, "You wanna feel my pussy come?" she asked. "Yeah," I said. "Tell me!" "I want to feel your pussy come on my cock," I told her, then decided to try out some of her theological language. "Worship my Christ-cock with your blessed cunt," I added. "Yes!" she squealed. "Bless it with your holy pussy juice!" "YES!" "My cock is the fucking presence of God! Fill yourself with it!" "OH FUCK YES!" Mary screamed, collapsing forward onto me, her body spasming and her pussy squeezing rhythmically around my dick as she orgasmed. Her fluids poured down my balls, her arms and legs wrapped around the chair, and she ground herself into the base of my dick as she shook and squealed. Finally she leaned back and looked down at me, grinning from ear to ear. "By the tits of Mary Magdalene, that felt good," she gasped happily. "And now it's your turn." She climbed off of me and knelt again between my legs. "As your cock is the bread of the sacrament, so your cum shall be the wine," she moaned, "and I intend to have my fill." She leaned forward, spat on my pussy-drenched dick, and began jerking me off with both hands, her perky breasts jiggling as she vigorously slid her hands up and down my slippery shaft. She went faster and faster, and I felt my orgasm coming and knew that I could do nothing to stop it. She looked up at me eagerly, watching my face as I groaned and grimaced, and finally, as she felt my body start to seize up, she leaned forward, locked her lips around the throbbing head of my dick, and began sucking, still jerking me off as my orgasm peaked within me and I felt my balls tense as my semen came coursing up the length of my dick. She kept her beautiful eyes on mine, raising her eyebrows delightedly as my cum began pumping into her mouth in powerful spurts, and she sucked away at my the head of my dick as it pumped one wave of sperm after another into her eager mouth, her hands still jerking me furiously and drawing the cum up out of my pulsing shaft. When at last my orgasm ended, Mary popped the head of my dick out of her lips, squeezing the last drops of cum up out of my dick so that they drizzled down onto her hands. Then she leaned back and opened her mouth, showing me the enormous load of semen I'd shot into her mouth. It came right up to the edge of her lips, her mouth nearly overflowing with cum, and then she closed her mouth, and with one enormous gulp she swallowed it down. She showed me her empty mouth, then raised her hands to her mouth and licked off the cum smeared on them. "Thank you," she purred, "for helping me to show my love and gratitude to Christ through you." "If this is how you worship Christ," I replied with a laugh, "I'll be the first one in the pew come Sunday." Mary either didn't realize or didn't care that I was joking. "I told you I would show you the glory of God," she said, as she began untying my legs, "and now that we have completed the first sacrament, we may continue to worship God in other ways." She finished untying my legs, then reached behind me and undid the knots securing my arms to the back legs of the chair. Free at last, I rubbed my wrists as Mary took me by my half-flaccid dick and pulled me to my feet, stroking my soft shaft to draw the blood back into it. "Come," she whispered, bringing her face close to mine, "Every orgasm we have is an offering of thanks to God, and were we to fuck for a thousand years we still would not come close to showing the depth of the gratitude we owe to our Creator." She turned and led me over towards the mirrored closet door, then released my dick. I stood behind her as she lowered herself to her hands and knees, looking up at me in the mirror's reflection. "Now that we are cleansed of sin, we return to the state of Adam and Eve, innocent as the other beasts of the garden," she intoned. "And now we shall fuck as they did, like beasts." She arched her back, presenting me with her ass and her beautiful dripping pink slit, nestled invitingly in her dark pubic hair. "Mount me," she moaned, and I recalled the witch Cassie giving me the same invitation earlier that night. Perhaps all religious paths really did run towards the same goal, I thought, then quickly abandoned my pondering as I took advantage of Mary's invitation. I stayed on my feet and lowered myself behind her, then seized her waist and sank my dick between her slippery pussy lips. She squealed happily as I drove into her, looking up at me in the reflection as I began to thrust in and out of her dripping hole. "That's it," she moaned encouragingly. "Use my cunt, just as Adam used the cunt of Eve, the cunt God made for his pleasure! Fuck me hard!" I grabbed her ponytail and pulled it, drawing her head back so that her back arched even more as I pounded into her sopping depths. Her moans turned to yelps of delight, and as I hammered my dick into her slick pussy her mouth fell open and she was overcome with pleasure, a string of saliva drizzling over her lower lip and onto the floor as she reached her second orgasm. Her body quivered beneath me, her pussy soaking my dick as she came again, and I kept thrusting, her fluids splattering my thighs. Then her knees gave way and she collapsed forward, and I rode her into the ground, burying my dick in her still-orgasming pussy and relishing the sensation of it squeezing my shaft. Finally she finished coming and rolled over, my dick popping out of her soaking slit, but she was insatiable, giving me not a moment's rest as she pulled me forward onto her. "Now fuck me like this," she demanded, "and anoint me with your divine cum!" She pulled her legs back and apart, and I propped myself up on my arms and began driving down into her tender pussy, reaching down to suck on her nipples as I slammed into her. "Yes!" she screamed, "Yes! Pierce me with your Spear of Destiny! Part my pink pussy-sea with your Godly staff! Fill my tabernacle with your holy scepter! Claim my Holy Grail!" Wow, she's really laying on the religious double entendres, I thought to myself. She must keep a list of them or something. Although she was clearly nuts, she was fucking hot, and now she was begging me to soak her with my cum. "Please, anoint me with your cock-chrism! Let your cum fall upon me like manna from heaven!" She wanted it so bad I couldn't wait any longer. I felt myself start to come, and wrenched my dripping dick out of her hole and fell forward, leaning on my arms and looking down as she grabbed my shaft and once again used her skillful hands to coax the cum out of it. I gasped and roared as my orgasm overcame me, and thick jets of cum sprayed out over Mary, splattering over her face, drizzling down her chin, splashing over her breasts and the cross on her necklace, and sliding slipperily down onto her belly. As before, she squeezed the last drops of cum out over her hands, then licked them clean. I collapsed alongside her, gasping, and watched as she played with my cum, smearing it over her gorgeous body, then lifted her cross to her mouth to suck the semen off of it. I was about to ask her if she wanted to ride me again when I heard what sounded like voices from outside. Alarmed, I leapt to my feet and hurried to the window, pulling the curtain aside just enough to peek out of the window. I was on the second floor, and saw a path leading across a small field to an impressive mansion part way up a forested hill on the other side of the field. Emerging from the mansion were a group of men I recognized instantly as my attackers, and they seemed to be heading down the path towards the guest house. "Shit!" I yelled, dropping the curtain and turning to Mary, who looked up at me nervously, her body still glistening with semen. "They're coming back!" The Improbable Adventure Ch. 05 Mary got up quickly. "Come on," she said, grabbing her dress and pulling it on as she led me out of the room, and I switched out the light as we left. She led me down the darkened hallway to the first floor, and then to the opposite side of the guest house from that which the men were approaching. She led me out a back door and into the cool night air. "I'm sorry we couldn't worship longer," she whispered, "But I hope you've seen how wonderful the love of God can be." She smiled, looking down at my nakedness. "But now I send you forth, like John the Baptist, to be as one crying out in the wilderness, heralding the coming of the kingdom of God. We shall meet again, Kurt, if it is in God's plan, and I feel confident that it is." "Good luck with your new version of Christianity," I told her, "it seems like it should catch on pretty quickly." She grinned, and pointed into the woods. "There are other wealthy estates dotting these hills. To our west is one which, according to my father, belongs to a profoundly sinful man. You should find yourself right at home." She laughed softly, then turned, listening as the men's voices came closer. "Go, now," she whispered, "I must sneak back to the house before they find you gone." I gave her one last kiss, deep and wet, and grabbed her ass through her dress, then turned and ran into the forest, which by now was starting to seem like my natural habitat.