0 comments/ 14462 views/ 1 favorites The Adventures Of Bubba By: Bubba Blues Chapter 1 The girls, Candy and Sue, had their weekend all planned. They each were inviting a friend to stay the night Saturday night, and planed a great time. Their boyfriends were going to pick them up and all of them would squeeze in to Bubba’s Dodge, they would hit the road and let the good-times roll. Sue and Candy were sisters and one could tell it at a glance, even without getting to know them. They were both tall and slender with deep, dark, rich, brown hair, flat tummies and small pert breasts, which were barely covered by their halter-tops. Their skin shined with the beautiful summer tans they had gotten the old fashion way, laying out at the river. They would slip off to the river where they would skinny dip and a sun themselves naked on the banks of the Sabine River. They felt safe in doing this for they could hear the sound of a fisherman’s John boat coming up the river and they’d dive into the bushes or back into the muddy waters of the Sabine. Their friends had cultivated their looks just like them, slim, with long hair, and an all over tan. Actually they had no choice about their hair length because of their parents religion. They had to grow it long, as do all Pentecostal women, long hair was for a woman’s glory, so theirs must not be cut, they were about the wildest girls in the county. Seems no matter how hard heir parents tried to keep them straight, they just had to be wild. The long hair often came in handy in a kinky sorta way. They had invited their best friends Kelley and Mindy over for that night. Their boyfriends would soon be there and the party would be on. They felt sure that Bubba’s Dodge would have a bottle of some sorta booze under the seat, that combined with the summer evening’s heat, should prove to set the mood just right. Shortly they heard the sound of Bubba’s Dodge pulling in. The girls did not wait for the boys to come to the door. They rushed out squealing with joy, whooping and hollering their greetings to their boyfriends. The girls jumped in the car and into the evening the blue Dodge roared with its eight passengers. The stereo blasted classic rock from the rear deck’s speakers as all of the passengers laughed and hooted and hollered. They were headed for the Sabine River, for a late night skinny dip and a bottle of wine, that Bubba’s friend had brought him from Shreveport that afternoon. At the river the girls and their boy friends sat around and drank the wine, laughing it up. Bubba, a tall dark handsome lad, 6”2” with long shoulder length hair the same color as Sue and Candy’s was the first to strip and run for the river. “Come on ya chickens,” he yelled over his shoulder as he dove into the dark waters of the Sabine. Jimbo, Bubba’s best friend, looked at his girlfriend, Kelley, “You gonna let him call us a bunch of chickens like that?” he said as he slid his pocket tee over his head. Jimbo was often mistaken for Bubba’s brother; because, they looked and acted so much alike. Right now he had the glimmer of mirth in his eyes, that he always got when he partied with his best friend. Kelley turned to look at the other girls and saw Sue was already naked and headed towards the water. “Damn!” she said and started to peel off her own clothes, “I hope nothing happens to our clothes.” “No problem,” Jimbo said. “Here, ya’ll gather up all the clothes and we can lock them in Bubba’s trunk. Then no one can bother them while we are swimming.” “That’s a great idea,” said Kelley. “I don’t much like the idea of coming back up from the river bare ass naked and finding my clothes gone.” Kelley shook back her thick, soft, blonde hair and slid out of her cutoffs which she herself had cutoff even with the bottom on the back pockets on her jeans. She threw the cutoffs in Bubba’s trunk and then threw her tube top in on top of them followed by her panties. She shook back her hair again and began to run towards the river. Jimbo threw in the rest off everyone’s clothes and slammed the lid on the trunk. He had already checked and Bubba had left his keys on the dash as usual. He jogged down to the river naked too and jumped right into the middle of his friends and began to dive underneath Kelley and pick her up on his shoulders. Bubba grabbed Candy and helped her on to his shoulders. The other guys did the same with their girlfriends too and a game of chicken began. But soon mischief took hold of Bubba as often it did, seems he just couldn’t help being a prankster. “Look out, gator!” he yelled at the top of his lungs. It was well know that the Sabine had gators in it, but the girls had never seen one, they had, however heard the boys tales of seeing gators while out frog gigging at night though. The girls began screaming and made for the shore as fast as they could and ran naked and wet for the Dodge. The boys, still in the water just enjoyed the show of their girlfriends running naked. “Come on,” said Bubba, “Follow my lead.” And he began to run following the girls up to the Dodge. “Hurry get inside,” he yelled, “The gator is following us!”. “What about our clothes?” said Kelley. “ Don’t worry about them they’re in the trunk!” yelled Jimbo. “Huhhhh!” moaned Kelley, “I’d rather they be on my back.” “Hurry here comes the gator!” yelled Bubba, as he cranked up the car. At the sound of the exhaust roaring to life, Kelley dove for the car too. She was the last one in and Bubba put the pedal to the metal. Dust flew from the sandy road as the Blue Dodge streaked up towards the main highway. Bubba took a left and was headed further back into the East Texas backwoods. “So what are we gonna do now just ride around naked all night?” said Kelley sarcastically. “I bet there wasn’t even a gator back there ya just wanted to scare us, that’s all.” Kelley was starting to get pissed off after she’d had a moment to reflect and think about Bubba’s reputation as a prankster. “What else would you rather do, huh?” said Candy, “Who can complain about cruising around naked with a car full of good looking guys. Huh?”. “I know!” said Sue, she was always the kinkiest of the group, “Lets go parking in the cemetery,” she said. “But everybody always goes parking there,” whined Mindy. “Not on a Tuesday silly, hardly no one is out partying tonight. Except us,” she said slyly as she ran her fingers through her hair and down over hard errect nipples, the air conditioner along with the excitement of the night and being naked, while cruising around with seven other naked people had taken its toll on her nipples. There was no way they could become anymore erect. At that time Sue knew exactly what she wanted, and going to the cemetery late at night could only add to the excitement. It sounded good to Bubba too so he pushed the pedal a little harder. His Blue Charger obeyed his whim, in no time flat they had twisted through the country roads and up the hill to stop right in front of the cemetery. For some odd reason it had become the local teenagers favorite parking place. Perhaps it was the idea of maybe a ghost surprising them, or maybe it was just because they knew they were not suppose to be there at night and doing the kind of things they’d do while parking. For what ever the reason they were there, and the fun was about to begin. As soon as the car screeched to a stop the naked young lovers bailed out of the doors as fast as they could and ran through the gate and into the graveyard. It was ominous in the darkness, for now it was very close to midnight. The girls knew that they were to have been home by 11:00, but when they were with Bubba and Jimbo, time had no meaning, because fun was always the order of the day for those two guys. Bubba ran up behind Sue and slapped her on her butt, “Your it!”, he yelled and ran the other way. The chase was on and the game had begun. A game of naked tag in a cemetery at almost midnight. The young lovers were playing with such abandon they almost did not see the car pull in the gate at the opposite end of the cemetery. Bubba motioned for everyone to duck down and hide. The door opened and someone got out. There was some thing in his hand; it looked like a gun. The night sky lit up red as the blast from the shotgun rang out and reverberated over the tombstones of the long dead ancestors of the young lovers. “Candy! Sue! Where in the hell are you girls at!” yelled the girl’s father. That was all that Bubba and the rest of the guys needed to hear. A shotgun blast and the yells of an angry father. The four guys made a mad dash for the fence clearing it in a one handed leap, each in his turn and piling into the Charger. Bubba hit the key and it’s exhaust roared to life. The tires squalled as they left the sandy driveway and hit the blacktop, and they knew they had made good their getaway. “All right girls come on over here. We got to get home I ain’t got all night I have to get up and go to work in the morning. If ya’ll would come home when your was suppose to, then I wouldn’t have to be here looking for ya.” “Oh damn!” said Kelley, “What the hell or we gonna do our clothes were in the trunk of that car those bastards just left in,” she hissed to the others, as she folded her arms nervously over breasts. “Yeah and we’re left here wearing nothing but our smiles…….and I for one ain’t smiling,” said Mindy. “There ain’t but one thing to do,” said Sue. “Come on girls, I ain’t got all damn night, we got to get on home.” “Lets get it over with and go on up there to him,” said Candy, “He’ll be pissed but he’ll get over it.” “That’s easy for you to say he is your dad and has seen you naked all your life,” said Kelley as she tried in vain to cover more of her breast with just her two hands. “Well what else can we do? We can’t just stay here!” said Sue, “Come on ya’ll.” As the four naked hapless girls slowly came forth from the graveyard Sue and Candy’s dad could not believe his eyes. They nervously lined up in front of him trying vainly to cover as much of bodies as they could with their own two hands. His mouth fell open as he stared and shook his head. “Well I’ll be damned, I ain’t never……..”, he said in wonderment, quite astounded at the situation and not really sure what to do. “There ain’t no way in hell four naked girls in getting in the car with me, but we’re all going home right now. It ain’t but three miles right down this here black top so ya’ll get started, I’ll follow ya in the car.” “You mean walk, three miles….. naked?” whined Kelley. “Yes ma’am and the longer we talk about it the longer it’ll take ya,” he said. “But Daddy.”, moaned Candy. “No buts about it, now ya’ll get ya’ll’s butts started walking. I’ll be right behind you in the car.” “Huhhhhhhhh…..”, moaned Kelley, “Damn that Bubba anyway.” The girls started walking along the old potholed blacktop road, as the dad pulled out behind them and turned on his headlights, then blinked them to bright. “Ouch!” said Kelley, as she grabbed her foot. “What’s wrong?” said Sue. “I stepped on a rock!” said Kelley. “Well it’s only three miles,” said Candy. “Damn that Bubba. This is all his fault. I’m gonna get him for this.”, said Kelley. “Yeah me too,” said Sue. “One of these days” smiled Candy. “Ewww I hope Momma doesn’t find out,” whined Mindy. Chapter 2 It had been three days since Bubba had last seen Candy. He and his friends had made a dash for his car when her dad had showed up at the cemetery with a shotgun. Leaving the girls standing there in their birthday suits. Hell, he thought, it ain’t my fault that the girls had left their clothes in my car. Now it is Friday night and time to party. So why not give Candy a call. Bubba reached for the phone and slid down the wall to get comfortable on the floor. He quickly dialed Candy’s number. He could never forget that number, after all he and Candy had been dating all summer long. The phone began to ring. “Hello,” said Candy. “Hi baby what ya up to?” said Bubba. “You son of a bitch!” she said, “You’ve got a lot of nerve calling me up after Tuesday night. We had to walk all three miles home naked, because you bastards took our clothes with you.” “Now baby, it ain’t my fault. After all your dad scared the hell out of us with that shotgun.” “You asshole ya’ll at least could have throwed our clothes out the window for us.” “Nah baby, they was in the trunk remember? Come on let me make it up to ya.” “How in the hell do you think you can make that up to me? Huh?” “Well, it is Friday so I thought we could hop in my old car and head up to Shreveport for a movie at the Showtown drive-in. After all I know how much you like the drive-in baby,” Bubba said. “Hell I’m not sure if I ever want to see you again after last Tuesday night,” she said. “Oh sweetie pie you know I love you and besides, we always have a great time at the Showtown. I mean after all you can’t stay mad about that, it was only three miles.” “Yeah three naked miles you mean,” said Candy. “Well I guess I could call one of the other girls but….” “But what?” she said. “But I’ve got a bottle of that strawberry wine that you like so well,” said Bubba. “You do?” she said. “Yeah baby and it’s in the ice chest in the back of my car already, nice and cold just like you like it,” Bubba’s plan was starting to materialize and he grinned from ear to ear. “Well,” she said, “Since have you already bought it and have it iced down….. Can you be here in 30 minutes?” “You bet your ass I can,” he said, “All I got to do is put on a shirt.” “Put it on, on the way I’ll be out front under the shade tree waiting for ya. I don’t think my daddy wants to see you very much again, at least not just yet anyway.” “I’m on my way baby!” Bubba hung up the phone and ran into his room. He grabbed a clean black pocket tee shirt and headed out the door. He pulled the tee shirt on as he ran across the yard to his Dodge Charger, jumped in and fired up the engine. He cut the wheel hard as he punched the gas and headed out his parent’s driveway. Wheeling out on to FM 2517, heading on down to the Flatwoods to pick up his date. He knew this would be one hell of a fun night. After all he and Candy where going to the drive-in movies again. He was grinning from ear to ear. Fifteen minutes later Bubba was pulling into Candy’s driveway. Candy jumped up from under the tree, ran over to Bubba’s car and hopped in. They were on their way to Shreveport, driving into the dusk of early evening like a bat out of hell. Candy kissed Bubba deep and passionately as they roared down the road. Bubba kept one eye open to watch the road. He had one hand on the steering wheel as he expertly untied Candy’s halter-top with his other hand. Candy laughed and as they left Texas and flew past the concrete sign shaped like the next state saying, Welcome To The Sportsman’s Paradise, Candy slung her halter-top into the backseat. Then she spun around and leaned over the seat to fetch her bottle of strawberry wine. That was one of the things Bubba like best about Candy, the way she loved to shed her clothes. She always rode almost the entire date topless, Bubba smiled and thought what lucky a guy he was. Twenty-five miles later they were turning in the driveway of the Showtown drive-in. Candy snuggled up to Bubba and pulled her long silky brown hair over shoulders to cover her pert nude breasts. She always rode through the entrance gates topless wearing only her hair. Soon after the movie started she would toss her cutoffs and panties into the backseat too, not to be worn again for several hours, or at least not until they were about a mile from her daddy’s driveway. Bubba steered the sleek blue Charger into a space beside a speaker and the fence, so they could hear the movie and have as much privacy as possible. Candy peeled off the rest of her clothes and tossed them over her shoulders with a laugh. “You know what I want?’ she said. “Oh I can make a good guess,” said Bubba, with a smile as he snuggled her up and gave her a big kiss. “Okay guess then.” Bubba laughed, “Malted milk balls.” Candy answered with a giggle, “You better know it, and I want you to feed them to me too” He smile and opened the door, “I’ll be right back,” He said. Bubba headed for the concession stand, where he bought some malted milk balls and a large coke apiece. When he came back to the car Candy was just finishing off the bottle of wine. She giggled and said, “I sure am hungry for some milk balls now.” She had the warmest, kinkiest, smile Bubba had ever seen. Bubba hopped in the car, handed Candy a coke, and opened the box of malted milk balls. He popped 2 of the balls into his mouth and kissed Candy deeply depositing the 2 balls of candy into her mouth. “Hmmmm good,” said Candy, “You know how to feed them to me just like I like it, I’m glad I got you trained so good.” Bubba just smiled and leaned down and kissed her right breast. Then popped a couple more milk balls into his mouth and kissed Candy again. Just then the speaker sputtered to life and they both laughed. The movie did not matter; they would be making their own movie for the next hour or two. Candy lay back on to the seat and Bubba moved gently on top of her, they united as one, while the movie played on and on. Half way through the movie the young lovers decided to take a break from their lovemaking. “I’m thirsty,” said Candy, “Having sex always makes me thirsty and I need to pee too.” “Well I’ll go get us a couple of more cokes, but I can’t help ya with the peeing part baby.” “I can handle the peeing, you just go get those cokes and I’ll slip out of the car and pee while your gone.” “You want me to walk you to the bathroom? Bubba ask. “Hell no I ain’t gonna bother getting dressed just to pee, I’m gonna slip over there by the fence and pee,” she smiled naughtily. Bubba shook his head at his kinky companion and started to the snack bar. He bought two more cokes and some more malted milk balls. Hell he thought can’t go wrong with more milk balls and he smiled at the thought. As he was walking back up to the car he could see Candy’s nude body squatting down by the fence in the flickering light from the last few minutes of the movie, and mischief over took him. He silently slipped back into the car and locked the passenger door. Then he waited until Candy was finished and had stood up to walk back to the car. He beeped the horn once and fired up the engine. Even in the dark he could see her eyes get wide, as she began to run the last few steps to the car. But she was too late, Bubba was already inching the car forward and the door was locked. “Oh you bastard,” she yelled. He sped the car forward about twenty feet and beeped the horn again. Candy made a mad nude dash for it and he pulled forward another twenty feet. Candy let out a squeal, a few other cars had spotted her and were beeping their horns too now, and flashing their headlights at her. Bubba popped the lock on the door and this time waited for Candy to hop in. “You crazy bastard you, some people saw me naked again.’ Bubba just laughed, “Ah but I know ya love it so, you kinky little kitten you.” Candy smile a very naughty smile, “You know me to well Bubba. Let’s have some fun before we go to the woods.’ “What do you have in mind baby?” “Drop me off on this side of the snack bar and pick me up between there and the exit.” “You going streaking babe?” “Well I sure ain’t gonna stand there naked and whistle Dixie. Besides you know how much streaking turns me on. You better be ready for action when we get to the woods.” Bubba eased the car up to the dark side of the snack bar. Candy looked at him and smiled, “Give me a kiss for luck big boy.” They gave each other a long deep kiss. She opened the door and slid her lean, tan, nude, body out the door. “See ya at the gate,” she said. The Adventures Of Bubba Bubba pulled around to the front side of the snack bar to watch the show. Candy casually walked up to the door and opened it. Stepping inside she raised both arms into the air, shook her fists and let out a rebel yell. Every head in the place snatched around to see what was going on and Candy started on a long run for the door on the other side of the snack bar. Two guys standing at the bar spun to follow her and ran into each other spilling their snacks all over the floor. The snack bar girl yelled out, “You go girl,’ and grinned. Candy made it to the door just in time to bump into another girl coming into go to the bathroom. “Bitch!” she screamed, “Where in the hell are your clothes?” She stared at Candy with a bewildered look on her face. Candy shook her ass at her and the slapped her own left butt cheek, “Eat your heart out sweetie,” she said. With that she slid out the door and was on the run headed for the gate. Bubba was laughing his self-silly, then he remembered he had to pick her up or she’d have a real long walk home this time. He gunned the car and caught her half way to the gate. Candy jumped in the passenger side. “Did you see the look on that girl’s face when I ran into her at the door?” she laughed. “I thought she was gonna have a fit. I loved it let’s do it again.’ “No not right now the security guard has probably been called by now, we better haul ass, while the ass hauling is good.” “Well okay, damn spoil sport security guard. Next stop our favorite parking spot okay? Bubba smiled at her, “Gimme a kiss.” The Charger roared out on to Interstate-20, next stop the Flatwoods. Candy rolled over in Bubba’s arms and snuggled just a little bit closer to him. “Am I your little hooker?” “You don’t even know what a hooker is.”, Bubba scolded. “Yes I do, it is a woman that will give you sex anytime you want to pay for it.” “So how do you figure that makes you a hooker?” “You take me to the movies and I give you sex, whenever you want it.”, said Candy, smiling up at him. Bubba laughed, “Well, I suppose you might be my own private duty hooker maybe.” “Yours and only yours, but you know, I never have seen a real hooker. I guess there ain’t none around the Flatwoods.” “What? You’ve never even seen a hooker?”, said Bubba. “Well we’ll just have to fix that.” “Where you gonna find a hooker to show me, Bubba?” ask Candy. “Easy, we’ll just take us a ride up to Shreveport. They got everything up there.”, Bubba laughed. “But first, give me some more of that good old down home loving.” Candy laid back and wrapped her self around her boyfriend again for the third time that evening, and once again time stood still for the lovers as ecstasy engulfed them. Bubba awoke first and smiled at the site of his sleeping lover. He turned his head just enough to gently kiss her neck. Nibbling at her ear he whispered, “Wake up my little private duty hooker.” Candy’s eyes slowly blinked awake, her mind still dazed and confused from their lengthy lovemaking session. She looked into his eyes and smiled. “Get dressed baby. We got us a little road trip to make.” “Where are we going, Bubba?”, Candy asked. “Well, you know I always keep my promises to you.” “Yes.” “I’m taking you to see a real live hooker.” “Really?”, Candy squealed. “Kewl!” Bubba already was turning the key in the ignition as Candy was reaching over the seat for her clothes. He turned the Dodge down the tiny dirt road headed for the nearest Texas farm to market road. Once he reached the highway he turned towards Shreveport and put his foot down. They were flying toward Louisiana and Candy’s first encounter with a hooker. Soon they were inside of the Shreveport City limits, and headed for downtown. As they cruised up Louisiana Avenue, Bubba was watching the street signs looking for Sprague Street. Sprague Street, probably the seediest, darkest, and naughtiest street in Shreveport, and was the one place where everyone knew that anything could be purchased, for a price. It did not matter what it was one wished to buy it could be found on any given street corner on Sprague Street. Sex, drugs, guns, hot radios and stereos, for the right price it was all down there. They drove past the large fancy church which Bubba knew bordered Sprague Street, he turned left on to Sprague and down the hill they went straight into the ‘Bottoms”, section of town. They had not driven three blocks when Bubba spotted her. A tall slender black woman, with large boobs, a mini dress, knee high boots, and a blonde wig. She was chewing gum and blowing bubbles while tapping her foot to some unheard melody, hands perched on her hips as she surveyed the street. “There you go, she’s a hooker if ever I’ve seen one.”, Bubba said. Candy’s eyes widened as she stared at the woman in awe and disbelief. “My gosh she looks just like they do in the movies.”, She said. “Roll down your window.”, Bubba said as he turned the car gently in towards the curb on her street corner. Candy immediately obeyed, and had the window all the way down by the time they reached the side of the street. The hooker flashed them a big grin and slowly walked over to the car swinging her hips from side to side. When she reached the car she bent over exposing her breasts as she looked into the passenger side window of the car. “Hi’ya honeys what ya’ll doing down in dis here part of town?”, she asked. Bubba smiled confidently and said, “How much?” The tall black woman looked them up and then looked them down and asked, “For you or da woman?” The hooker must have thought the Dodge had electric windows as fast and as smoothly as Candy rolled the passenger window up, she turned to Bubba and with a red face said, “Drive, just drive, anywhere, I don’t care just drive.” Bubba started laughing uncontrollably, as Candy reached over and pushed his foot down on the accelerator. The hooker stepped back, stood up straight, tossed her head, and flipped them the middle finger of her left hand. Then she resumed her pose as she looked for her next prospective customer. Bubba turned his Dodge back towards Louisiana Avenue, and turned to look into Candy’s still reddened face. “Well, what did you think of the real life hooker?” he said. She spun towards him in a flash, “Never take me anywhere near Sprague Street again!” she said. Bubba laughed again and put his arm around her. “Awww sweetheart you know I would never have let her have you.”, He smiled and kissed her cheek. Candy began to smile again too, “You’d better not have let her have me, after all I’m your private duty hooker and no one else’s.”, Candy snuggled closer into his protective embrace. “Lets see how fast you can get us back to the Flatwoods. Bubba stepped on the gas as the Dodge headed up the I-20 westbound exit and they were on their way back home. Chapter 3 Bubba’s eyes slowly blinked open as he was awakened by the steady ringing of the telephone. He realized he was alone at home and if anyone was going to answer the phone it would have to be him. He slid out from under the sheets and headed down the hall in his underwear. “I swear when I get a place of my own there will be a phone by my bed,” he mumbled as he staggered down the hall. “Hello.’ He slurred sleepily. “Bubba, get up and come get me,” Jimbo said. “Kelley is still mad at me and I need you and Candy to help us make up.” “Damn, Jimbo can’t this wait till a decent time of day?” “Hell man it is almost 12:00 now. How late did you and Candy stay in the woods last night?” “However late she wanted to,” said Bubba. “Why?” “Because I need ya to come on over and pick up Candy on the way I need all the help I can get. Ya hear me?” “Okay, okay, let me grab a shower and I’ll be right there. Call Candy and tell her to get ready too.” “I’m a step ahead of ya partner. I done called her and she said to wake your lazy ass up.” “Hmmmmmm, she did huh. Well I’ll be there in a short bit. We going over to Kelley’s?” “Yeah and I need all the help you guys can give me to get back in good with her. Hell it’s been almost a week and I ain’t got laid since we left her at the graveyard,” said Jimbo. “Okay, we’ll be right there.” Bubba headed for the shower, rubbing his long and sleep tousled hair. * * * * * “You bastard!” yelled Kelly, “You and Bubba both got a lot of damn nerve to come over here after leaving us in that damn graveyard naked!” “But, baby, it ain’t our fault that Candy’s old man showed up with a shotgun. Besides if I hadn’t have ran for the car, Bubba would have left me too.” “Yeah, well he didn’t. It was me left there wearing nothing but a smile with my ass hanging out, not you! You bastard!” “Hey your bothering my sister.” Kelley’s little brother interrupted. “Get lost kid we talking here!” “Hey don’t talk to my little brother that way.” “Never mind him baby I want us to make up,” Jimbo said. “No way in hell, asshole!” Kelley said. “Hey leave my sister alone.” little Bobby said. “Get lost kid!” snapped Jimbo. “Don’t talk to him that way.” “I’m sorry baby but, well hell, look at Bubba and Candy all cuddled up on the hood of his car.” Bubba smiled, waved, and turned to Candy, pulled her close and gave her a big kiss. “That’s okay Candy likes running around naked all the time, hell I’m surprised she ain’t naked right now. But, me, I don’t like being left standing there with my tits hanging out.” “But baby, I done told you it wasn’t my fault,” Jimbo whined. He was getting desperate now, very desperate. “Yeah well ya could have least helped me over the fence or something instead of just leaving me there.” “I would have if you’d ran to the fence like the rest of us.’ “So now your gonna make it sound like it was all my fault huh?" Kelley’s hands were on her hips now and she wasn’t amused, she wasn’t gonna let Jimbo off easily either, not this time. He and Bubba had already done her wrong too many times. Bubba nudged Candy and nodded towards Kelley and winked. Candy gave Bubba a funny look and got of the hood of the Charger. She walked sexily towards Kelley. Slowly swinging her hips from left to right, smiling her bad girl smile. “Awwhhh, Kelley, come on now. It wasn’t all that bad now was it? Didn’t ya think it was at least a little bit of a thrill walking home naked? Huh?” said Candy, “I know it was for me, and if we’d gotten caught by someone other than dad, gawd, I’d been excited big time.” “Hell no I don’t think it is a thrill to walk 3 miles, at night, naked, down the road with your dad’s headlights shining up my ass!” shrieked Kelley. “Come on Kelley it wasn’t Jimbo’s fault, you know that,” Candy said. “I told you to quit bothering my sister!” Bobby said. “For the last time kid if you don’t leave me alone I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna…..” Jimbo stammered. “Your gonna what,” sneered Bobby. Jimbo looked all around in desperation and saw two of Bobby’s multi-colored inflatable balls on the ground. “I’m gonna kick your ball into the next county,” bluffed Jimbo. “You better not kick my ball you damn bully,” taunted Bobby. “Then go on now and quit bothering me.” “Leave his toys alone Jimbo,” Kelley warned, “He ain’t done nothing to you.” “Baby, all I want is for us to make up and make love.” “Yeah, hell yeah, I bet that is all you want too!” Kelley yelled. “I told you to leave my sister alone,” said Bobby. In frustration Jimbo turned on Bobby, “What did I tell you was gonna happen if ya did not leave me alone?” He spun, ran and kicked the ball on the right as hard as he could with a running start. The ball flew over the barbed wire fence and into the pasture. “There ya little brat see what you made do.” Kelley grabbed Jimbo’s shoulder and spun him around. “Leave his stuff alone you asshole. This is between you and me.” Bubba snickered and laid his head on Candy’s shoulder. “Get him Jimbo, show him how bad ya are.” “Hey you can’t kick my ball like that! Now you go and get it!” demanded Bobby. “Mess with me kid and I’ll kick the other one too!” Jimbo snarled. Bobby smiled and said, “You better not kick my other ball..... Asshole.” Jimbo perked up, “What did you call me?” Bubba and Candy were already cracking up. “He called ya Kelley’s pet name for you Jimbo.” Bubba, grinned. “Ya little brat! Jimbo said. He took eight running steps towards the other ball and kicked it with all his might. He was determined that this ball would fly even further out into the pasture. “Arrrrgh, owwwwwwllllll!” Jimbo howled. The ball rolled over once and three holes bored into the side of it looked up at Jimbo. As he fell to the ground howling in pain he realized that Bobby must have been playing with his mamma’s bowling ball, and he had just kicked it. “Owwwwwwwwwwlllllllllll!” “Jimbo!’ Kelley screamed in horror as she realized what had happened. “Jimbo, Jimbo, my poor baby.” She knelt by his side and cuddled him in her arms his head against her breast as he howled in pain. “My poor, poor baby.” Jimbo looked up into her eyes. The pain in his eyes melted her heart completely. “My poor, poor baby.” Kelley rubbed his head deeper in to her bosom. While she ran her fingers though his hair. Candy had reached Jimbo now too; she began to gently remove his tennis shoe, to try to assess the damage to his foot. Three of his toes were already turning black. “I, I, I think I broke my toe,” gasped Jimbo as he tried to breath again, through the severe pain in his foot. “Now, now, it’ll be okay my poor baby. Kelley has ya and I’m gonna take care of you.” “How bad does it look Candy?” Candy leaned back so Kelley could see and all Kelley could say was, “Ewwwwwwwwwww, damn Jimbo.” Jimbo turned a little more pale as he saw the look on Kelley's face. Bubba had regained his composure and stopped laughing now. He looked at the serious of the situation and shook his head. “Damn, Jimbo, looks like ya did it up good this time.” “All because Kelley wouldn’t give ya a little.” Bubba winked at the pain stricken Jimbo. Kelley glared at Bubba, “That’s okay Jimbo you’ll get more tonight than that bastard is gonna get.” “ I think I broke my toe,” moaned Jimbo. “I think you broke three of them,” said Candy. Jimbo’s head fell back, “Ohhh nooooo. Damn it hurts!” he groaned, “What the hell I’m gonna do now?” “You don’t have to do a thing baby, I’m gonna make Bubba carry you into the house.” “Me!” squawked Bubba. “Yes you,” said Candy as she slapped his shoulder. “And I’m gonna find something to soak your foot in. Then,” she smiled, “I’ll find a way to take your mind off of your poor little size 13 foot,” Kelley purred. As Bubba was picking him up he muttered under his breath, “All this just to get you laid.” “I’m sorry Bubba, I didn’t mean to break my toes,” whined Jimbo. Out of the corner of his eye as he was carrying Jimbo into the house Bubba could see Bobby still laying out in the grassy yard, holding his stomach, laughing, patting the bowling ball. Chapter 4 “Awwwh my toes hurt.” moaned Jimbo. “That’s what happens when you break them, Jimbo!” said Bubba. “Shut up Bubba and show a little compassion, why don’t you.” Kelley said in a huff. “Yeah Bubba!” Candy joined in. “Okay, okay, it’s just I’d hoped we could have had some fun this afternoon till Dumbo broke his damn toes, that is.” said Bubba sarcastically. “Well have a heart would ya, hell he did not know that was a bowling ball until he kicked it, and stop calling Jimbo, Dumbo. He’s my little sweetie, yes he is.” said Kelley, as she baby talked and hugged and kissed the injured Jimbo. “Well damn, it sure as hell wasn’t my fault.” swore Bubba. “Well calm down.” Candy said. “I bet we can still find something fun to do, that Jimbo won’t have to walk too much to do.” “Yeah like what?” asked Bubba. “You know,” said Kelley, “I’ve been wanting Jimbo to take me to Shreveport to ride The River Rose, for a long time. Today might just be the perfect time.” “Yeah after all you don’t have to walk too much to ride a riverboat.,” said Candy. The River Rose was a tour boat on the Red River and it was docked in Shreveport. For a fee one could take a nice long ride up the river and see the sites on the river boat, even eat dinner and have drinks if one was so a mind to. “That’s a pretty good idea,” said Jimbo, “What do you think Bubba?” “Well I guess so but I really ain’t in no mood to ride a damn old boat today.” said Bubba, “But I guess we can.” Candy smiled and let out a whoop. “We gonna go to town, we gonna go to town!” The girls started primping up, brushing their hair and checking their make-up, what little make-up they did wear. And running for the bathroom one last time before the trip into town. “Look what you done got us into now,” Bubba glared at Jimbo. “I’m sorry Bubba, honest I did not mean to break my toes.” “I know Jimbo,” sighed Bubba, “I’m just aggravated today, that’s all. Really I ain’t mad or nothing.” “We’ll have a good time, I bet you we will,” said Jimbo. “I know Jimbo, we will. One way or the other.” The girls came giggling down the hall. They were excited over their trip to town and looking forward to it. Bubba helped Jimbo up and lent him his shoulder to lean on as they headed out to Bubba’s charger. The foursome climbed into the car, and Bubba twisted the key, thus bringing the big V-8 to life once again. It would be a fast, highflying trip into Shreveport this afternoon. Bubba swung the Charger out on to the main highway in the direction of Shreveport, and stomped the gas. Candy giggled and snuggled under his arm and laid her head on his shoulder. She leaned forward just long enough to push a tape into the tape player. As the car roared down the road, the music from Eric Clapton’s Ocean Boulevard album blared. Candy smiled her sexiest smile and gave Bubba a wink as she snuggled up and laid her hand on his thigh, where she began to massage his leg as she nibbled on his neck. Boat ride hell thought Bubba. As he began to develop another plan. * * * * * Bubba wheeled the blue Dodge into the parking lot beside The Barnwell Center, and found the closest parking spot to the river he could find. The Barnwell Center was a combination, art gallery with a conservatory built on one end. Ever so often Bubba and Candy liked to take walks in the conservatory and enjoy the tropical like environment and the tropical plants. It was very different than the flatwoods of East Texas. He had chosen the parking space closest to the river so Jimbo would not have to walk so far. The River Rose was docked near the Barnwell Center so they could kill two birds with one stone by parking there, and after all he had a plan. As they climbed out of the Charger and started ambling down to the river Bubba began to start to work on Candy. He hugged her up close and started to nibble on her neck, and whisper in her ear. “Ya know what we ought to do baby?” Bubba whispered. “What?” said Candy. “We ought to see Jimbo and Kelley off on The River Rose, and you and I go for a walk on the parkway.” The Clyde Fant Parkway, was a four-lane parkway that ran along side of the river with a very nice jogging trail between the parkway and the river. It had been named after a well liked former mayor of Shreveport, and even had a Frisbee golf course on it. From the jogging trail you could easily climb down to the sandbars and the shoreline of the river. “Now Bubba, why would we want to miss out on a ride on the riverboat for a stroll down the parkway?” “Well ya see I been thinking,” said Bubba. “That the boat trip would probably just be pretty boring anyhow, ya see, and well, me and you, we could stroll down the parkway and climb down to the river and cool off in the shade and go for a swim maybe. What do ya think?” The Adventures Of Bubba Candy’s eyes sparked with mischief. “Well I don’t know, Bubba. I didn’t even bring a swimmingsuit.” “I really didn’t think you’d need a swimming suit,” said Bubba with a smile. Candy smiled slyly. “Well I suppose that old boat may be a little bit stuffy after all. What with people smoking cigarettes and such.” “Let me tell Kelley, that we’ll meet them back here after the boat ride,” she said. “She’d probably rather have Jimbo to herself anyway.” Candy scurried over to Kelley to tell her of the new plan. Kelley nodded her head and smiled as Candy hurried back over to Bubba. She smiled as she slid her arm under his and cuddled up to him and said, “Ready?”. Bubba leaned down and kissed her playfully. They walked south and followed the winding, jogging trail around and between the Barnwell Center, and the river. Down the lazy winding path they strolled, enjoying the shade of the low over hanging limbs of the trees, occasionally ducking to avoid the Spanish moss, which hung from the limbs. They’d walked about a half of a mile when they saw an opening in the undergrowth by the river’s bank, which allowed them to climb down the bank to the shore below. As soon as they reached the sandbar, Candy slapped Bubba on his butt and took off running away from him on the sandbar. It took Bubba less than a minute to catch up to her and playfully tackle her on to the soft sand. He kissed her deeply and passionately, as they rolled in each other’s arms, in the warm, white, sand. As their affection grew deeper Bubba untied Candy’s halter-top, and slid it off of her pert, tanned, supple breasts. “Lets us go for a swim,” he said in a deep whisper into Candy’s ear. “I don’t know Bubba, we’re here in town ya know we might get caught and then what would we do?” “Heck baby ain’t nobody gonna catch us, the people up on the parkway are all busy jogging and playing Frisbee golf. And The River Rose cruises North of town. So, we’ll be all alone, to do as we please.” “I guess your right Bubba,” Candy smile coyly, as she slowly slid her shorts down her long, silky, tanned legs. She had not bothered to wear panties after all she figured they’d just have gotten in the way on a date with Bubba. She turned and ran naked into the water laughing excitedly all the way. Quickly Bubba stripped and followed her in to the murky waters of the Red River. He swam hurriedly to catch up with her then swam along at a normal pace beside her. They swam all the way across the river to another sand bar as the current swept them along further south another 100 yards. When they climbed up on the sandbar Bubba stood and looked back to where they had came. “Ya know we’ll have to walk back up stream 200 yards, so that the current will sweep us back to the bar where our clothes are,” he told Candy. “Oh yeah? You mean we’ll have to walk naked 200 yards up stream?” she asked. “Yeah, because the current is way too strong for us to swim against it and if we tried to swim straight across the river it would wash us back down here only on the other side of the river,” he said. “Damn, I didn’t think about that. This current is a lot stronger than the Sabine’s. Looks like I’ll get to work on my tan some huh,” she smiled naughtily at Bubba. She walked slowly; carefully making sure she swung her bottom just right as she moved away from Bubba towards an old log that had drifted up upon the sandbar. Bubba followed her and just as they reached the old log he pulled her to him and kissed her passionately. She began to rub and caress his backside, then she slipped her hand around, in-between his legs and began to massage him more intimately. After she was certain that she had gotten his appropriate attention, she turn and leaned forward placing her left hand on the log and guiding Bubba just where she wanted him to be with her right hand, as she leaned even further forward, bending over the log. Bubba followed her lead and soon they where both intensely involved in making love. The old log in the middle of the sandbar had become their passion palace. As the sun beat down on their bare bodies, the passion became hotter with each movement of their lovemaking. “Wow, Jimbo, Candy and Bubba just don’t know what they are missing by not taking this ride with us today,” said Kelley. “I can’t believe how kewl this trip is, and how lucky we are that the pilot decided to take us on a little longer trip. You know he said he doesn’t usually take the boat down south of the Barnwell Center. “Yeah and it is pretty nice and cool in here it being all air-conditioned and everything,” said Jimbo. “You can stay cool and still get a great view of the river too.” “Oh Jimbo,” sighed Kelley, “Look how pretty and white the sand is on those sandbars.” “Hey look! There is something moving up there on that sandbar. I wonder if it’s a gator?” said Jimbo. “Oh that would be kewl!” said Kelley, as she leaned toward the window and strained to see exactly what it was that was moving up ahead on the sandbar. “Oh my God!” shrieked Kelley. “Is it a gator?” said Jimbo. “Oh my God, no it’s……” “Blant, blant, blant,” the riverboat’s horn blared. Bubba’s head snapped around, his rhythmic motion ceased. Candy straighten up from her bent position over the log. Sweat dripping from them as their bodies glistened in the bright sun. “Blant, blant, blant,” the horn blasted out again at the startled lovers. “Holy shit! They never come down river this way!” said Bubba. “Well they did today!” screamed Candy as she grabbed her breasts. “Come on, run for the water!” “Wait!” said Bubba, we got to go the other way to get back to our clothes.” “Ohhhhh but that’s the long way to the water,” whined Candy as Bubba grabbed her hand and pulled back the other way. “I know but that’s the way we got to go, come on!” he drug her towards the opposite end of the sandbar. Suddenly they heard the sound of voices from The River Rose, as it drew ever closer to the interrupted lovers. It was Jimbo, “Hey Bubba, hey Candy, whooo hooooo!” he yelled, while he waved his baseball cap at them. Other voices too, could be heard. A mixed reaction was coming from the passengers, Kelley could be heard above anyone else screaming, “Oh God……Candy!” There were a group of real estate agents on a tour and they began to cheer, and applaud. Bubba heard one of the exclaim, “Now this is what I call a scenic view!” With that Candy found the inspiration to run just a little bit faster towards the river. Bubba stopped cold in his tracks, turned to the riverboat, smiled, and then waved. Then he took a bow and dove into the water following Candy. What an end, to a hell of a love making session, he thought. Chapter 5 “Wow that was quite a show. I’d never seen Candy move that fast before.”, said Jimbo. “And I never knew Bubba could move that fast.”, came a voice from behind Jimbo. Jimbo turned quickly to see just whom it was that was on the River Rose, that also knew Bubba and Candy. “Hey E.A.!”, Jimbo said, with more than a slight bit of surprise in his voice. E.A. was one of Bubba’s cousins from down home. “What are you doing here on the River Rose?” “Well I was just enjoying the scenic view of the river, until Candy gave us all a treat.”, said E.A. as he burst into laughter. “Tell me why on earth you two were not out there with them? I thought ya’ll always do everything together.” “Well not everything, thank goodness.”, said Kelley. “I’d died if it was me and Jimbo out on that sand bar just now.” E.A. burst into laughter again. “Awh, come on now Kelley. I know you’d love to have been out there working on your tan too.”, he said. “Yeah but not along the River Rose’s route.”, laughed Kelley. The three of them laughed again. This time when they finished E.A. began telling them why he was out and about on the River Rose. “Well me and my old lady been having some trouble.”, he said, “So I thought I’d just get out of the house for a while and maybe it would be sorta like a little stress relief.” “Yeah I’d heard ya’ll was feuding a little.”, said Jimbo. “Yeah imagine that.” Said E.A., sarcastically. “Not like out families had ever fought any or anything.” Kelley giggled slightly and then cleared her throat to help her stop from giggling. It is a well-known fact, all through the community that E.A. and Val’s families had been feuding for years. “How in the heck did you two ever get together in the first place, since ya’ll's families been fighting since before ya’ll were even born?” asked Kelley. “Well it wasn’t easy I promise ya.”, E.A. smiled, “It was kinda like that movie, ya know the one I mean, Romeo and Juliet. We saw the gleam in each other eyes and then when we kissed......hew weeeeee.” They all three laughed again. “But here lately the goings been kinda rocky.”, said E.A., “I’m just not really sure what’s gonna happen. I need some thing to help sorta relief the pressure at home.” “Hey I got an idea.”, said Kelley, “We’ll be meeting back up with Candy and Bubba in a little bit, so why don’t we all just head back to the woods and have us a party tonight? We could surprise Val. You know you’re old enough you could pick up some booze for us, I’m sure Jimbo and Bubba’s got a little money to put in on some hooch.”, Kelley smiled slyly. “So what do ya think, E.A.?”, said Kelly. “I’m sure Bubba would go along with it.”, said Jimbo. “You know I think this might be just what we need. A little company, a little booze, a hot summer night.”, E.A. smile again, “Ya’ll don’t need to worry about the booze I’ll take care of all that if ya’ll just come over and party. This maybe just what we need to help us get back on track. Yeah a good time to night might just do it.” “Kewl, then we got us a party tonight.”, giggled Kelley. She could already feel her self getting aroused, she knew there wasn’t nothing like some booze, and a party on a hot summer night to get her going strong and she could feel a good time coming on tonight. Her nipples were already becoming erect, just thinking about it. She smiled warmly, her eyes sparkled with mirth. E.A. stared blankly at the water as the River Rose slowly pull in to her berth along the Shreveport, riverfront. He knew his marriage was on the rocks, at best, and probably a divorce was in his near future. But maybe, just maybe this little get together tonight might pump a little more life into their relationship. But he doubted it, even though it was worth a try. He had tried everything else he could think of, he had even paid for her a boob job, which she was very proud of. But she just used her boob job to get other’s attention. “Hey!”, said Jimbo, “We’re docked now let’s go and find us a shade spot to wait for Bubba and Candy. After all it’ll take them a little while to get back to their clothes, then walk to the car.” “Yeah I hope they didn’t sunburn their butts.”, smirked E.A. Kelley, laughed, “Really, that sun was kinda bright out there on that sand bar.” They all laughed again, as they headed off of the River Rose, they walked passed a group of passengers huddled together thumbing through a small stack of Polaroid pictures of two lovers on a sand bar. * * * * * They sat on the bench under the shade in the park not the RiverFront, as they chatted they saw Bubba and Candy strolling into the parking lot. Candy waved wildly, as they got up walked over to the car. Kelley broke into a run and beat the guys to the car window. “Hey!”, she laughed, “Ya’ll put on quite a show. And guess what? I got a surprise, and it is great news!” “Oh yeah?”, said Candy, “I could use some great news about now. Plus I could really use a drink.” “Well you ‘ll. love this surprise then.”, she said, “We ran into E.A. on the boat and he is gonna treat us to a party at his place tonight and he is furnishing the booze!” “Great!”, yelled Candy, as she slipped around the Charger and ran over to hug E.A.’s neck. “Hey!”, said E.A. “What was that for?” “Any man that’ll treat me to a party and furnish the booze deserves a good hug around the neck.”, laughed Candy. “Well I figure Val, will enjoy a having some company and a nice little party might be just the pick me up we been needing.”, he said. “Kewl.”, purred Candy. “Yeah Momma been telling me that you and Val been in the outs, here lately, so to speak.”, commented Bubba. “Damn, looks like everybody knows my business.”, moaned E.A. “Yeah, well, you know how it goes out in the country, everybody knows what is going on with everybody else.”, smiled Bubba. “I guess your right.” Smiled E.A., “Hell I’ve even heard all about what happened to you guys at the cemetery the other night too! Everybody laughed. Everybody except Kelley that is. “Hey!”, she said, “I don’t even want to hear anymore about that night. A three mile naked walked is not my idea of fun.” “Oh I don’t know about that.”, said Candy, “Kinda made me wet.” She smiled and winked at Bubba. “Candy!”, yelled Kelley, “Huh, it would! That’s about right with you! I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t get a thrill when everybody on the River Rose saw you on that sandbar awhile ago.” Candy, smiled slyly. Jimbo finally came limping up to the car. ”Ya’ll just run off and leave the old cripple, huh? I’m ready for a drink myself, because my broke toes are killing me.” “Well come on and hop in Hop-along Jimbo.”, Bubba grinned from ear to ear as he said it. “Ok ya’ll head for my house and I’ll go to the liquor store. If ya beat me there just tell Val that it’s party time and I’m bring the hooch.”, E.A. turned and headed for his jeep. The four friends began piling into Bubba’s Dodge. Candy reached for the tape play and slid in Eric Clapton’s, Ocean Boulevard, album. As the sultry rhythm, and husky voiced lyrics of Get Ready blasted from the rear deck speakers, Bubba gun the car out on to Clyde Fant Parkway and headed south. Headed towards the backwoods of East Texas and what the young lovers hoped to be, one heck of a good party. Candy snuggled up closer to Bubba as they sped through the late afternoon, on their way to what they hoped would be a great party. She buried her head in his should as she let rhythm of the music in the car lull her into a nap. The gentle swaying of the big dodge as it rolled across the roads and over the hills. She was tired from their long swim and they passionate love making. She napped dreamily as she moved closer to her love. Kelley was full of giggles and mirth, as she began to taunt Jimbo and pick on Bubba. Soon she noticed Candy napping and an impish smile ran across her lips. Kelley slow and carefully reached up and over the front seat to the back of Candy’s neck. She gently untied Candy’s halter and slid it off her. Kelley folded it up and stashed it the backseat. Candy snuggled ever closer and never stirred. Jimbo grinned, “You know she’ll get you back for that.” “Like hell, I ain’t gonna give her a chance to.” said Kelley. “I’m hanging on to all my clothes from now on when I am around her.” Bubba leaned forward and popped the tape out of the deck and Jimbo handed him a different one to slide in. “Yeah this one has my favorite song on it, Jim Dandy to the Rescue.” Said Jimbo. The three of them laughed and Candy began to wake up. At first she did not notice her halter was missing, but as she became more awake she felt the breeze from the open window caressing her breasts. She looked around the front seat confused, she knew she liked riding without her top when she was with Bubba, but she could not remember having taken it of. Candy looked up at Bubba, “Did I take my off my halter in while I sleep?” “Nope.” “Did you take off my halter in my sleep?” “Nope.” Candy rubbed her head and frowned, a look of sleepy confusion on her face. Then it struck her what had must have happened to her top and a grin spread across her face. “Kelley!” she said, as she turned around, leaned over the seat and began to tickle and grab at Kelley. “What, what, I ain’t seen your top!” Kelley said in between giggles as she tried to tickle Candy back. But it was no use Candy had the better position and Kelley was in a loosing battle in this tickle fight. “Stop tickling me or I’ll poot and ruin the smell of Bubba’s car for weeks!” Kelley said. “Okay, Okay, I give, here is your top.” “I’m gonna get you back for this, girl.” Candy said. “No you ain’t, I ain’t gonna give you the chance too.” Kelley laughed. The three friends were all laughing and having fun as Candy tied her top back on and the roared across the line back into Texas. “Nine more miles and we’ll be at E.A.’s and Val’s.” said Bubba. “Kewl I’m ready for a party.” said Kelley. “I’m ready for a drink.” yelled Jimbo. “Well ya just gonna have to wait till E.A. gets there with the booze. Unless ya can sweet talk Val into letting you have some of her own private stock.” said Bubba. “You reckon she would?” said Jimbo. “Just depends on how good a job ya do sweet talking her.” smiled Bubba. “I think I can handle up on that.” “Hey! Hey! Hey! You better watch the way you sweet talk anybody but me big boy!” said Kelley. Candy eased up to Bubba and kissed is neck, “ I got your sweet talk right here Bubba.” Bubba smiled and kissed her cheek as he steered his car on to the dirt road leading through the pasture to E.A. and Val’s trailer house.