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Stupid Sexy Smartphone

By: Axelotl



Alex poured the pancake batter into the frying pan. He normally didn't go to too much trouble cooking breakfast, but today was a special occasion. He took a sip of his instant coffee as the pancake cooked in the pan.

Then the hairs on the back of his neck stood up. He got the feeling that the ghost was going to make an appearance again. It wasn't an actual ghost, but his roommate Morris, who shared the small apartment with him. 

The young man came out of his room. He was stocky and scruffy with short dark hair and beard. He was wearing a dirty singlet and boxer shorts. He moved to the small kitchen where Alex was cooking his breakfast.

"Morning Morris." said Alex chirpily.

"Yeah, mornin' Alec."

"It's Alex."

"Right."

"You want some pancakes?"

"No." Morris opened the fridge and grabbed a can of cola.

"It's my birthday today." said Alex.

"Really?" Morris looked at him. "What are you? Twenty six, twenty seven?"

"I'm nineteen."

"Oh, Happy Birthday." Morris moved back to his room, and just like that, the apparition was gone. 

It was the most words they had said to each other for a while. Alex referred to him as the ghost because he was rarely seen. Often Alex would just find things moved around, and small things seemed to mysteriously appear and disappear, particularly from the fridge and pantry. And then there were the odd sightings, mostly in the morning. But the ghosts' share of the rent appeared each month, so it was all good.

Alex finished cooking his pancakes and took them and his coffee to the small plastic dining table. He looked through the mail that he went down and got earlier. Mostly junk and bills, but one letter caught his eye. He ripped it opened and there was a birthday card with a picture of a train on the front. He opened it up and a five dollar note flopped out. He read the inside of the card, good old Nan, she never forgot his birthday, god bless her. He pocketed the five dollars, he had to remember to ring her and thank her later.

Alex took a bite of his syrupy pancakes and then his phone rang. He got up and grabbed it off the bench. His phone was an old blocky Konak with a small screen, it didn't even have a camera. He was embarrassed to be seen with it, but that would change today. 

The screen read "Mum and Dad." Alex pressed the button and answered, "Worlds' best son."

"Oh, sorry, I must have the wrong number." said his Mum.

"Ha, very funny."

"Happy Birthday Alex dear."

"Thank you."

"So you'll be around for lunch then?"

"Yeah sure, I have classes in the morning and I'll come around after."

"How is the course going?"

"Just fine."

"And how is your day so far?"

"Oh great, I got coffee and pancakes and a card and five bucks in my pocket. What more could I ask for?"

"Good old Nan. Your father will be around here for lunch as well."

"That's good." 'And the present he promised me as well.' "...I'll see you then Mum."

"Yeah see you, have a nice day dear."

Alex hung up and looked at his crappy old phone and smiled. His Dad had promised to get him an iPhone for his birthday, he couldn't wait to get it.

Alex finished his breakfast and left the dishes in the sink for later. He left the house and caught a train to college. He was in the second year of his graphic design course, he was hoping he could get a job in some trendy office in the city when he had finished. He had a boring lecture first up and then spent some time working in the computer labs on his projects.

Eventually eleven o'clock rolled around and he left and caught another train to the suburbs where his parents lived. He saw his Dads' white work van parked out the front when he got to his childhood home.

"Happy Birthday Dear." said his Mum, giving him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. 

His Dad came up and shook his hand, "Happy Birthday college boy, what are you? Sixteen, seventeen?" 

"Nineteen." said Alex flatly.

"Jeez, time flies. Seems like not too long ago me and your Mum were conceiving you in the back of my Chevy over at..."

"Dad, for fuck sake!"

"Hey, language!" scolded his Mum. 

His Dad smiled at him. "So how's work?"

"It sucks, but it pays the bills."

"Yep, that's pretty much the definition of work. You got a girlfriend yet?"

"Well, there is this one girl at work, Jamie."

"Does she know she's your girlfriend?"

"Not yet."

"You shouldn't waste any time on this. You snooze, you lose."

"Yeah thanks, I'll keep that in mind." 

"You're father's right you know." said his Mum. "Sometimes women like it when the man is forceful. I remember when we were conceiving you, your father was..."

"MUM!" She stopped and just smiled at him. Alex wasn't amused. He looked at them expectantly, "So..."

His Dad just stood there for a moment and then smiled and went and got a wrapped up parcel and handed it to him. "Happy Birthday son."

"Cheers." said Alex, ripping it open. The box said "Nikkia U6400" in bold letters. It wasn't what he was expecting. He examined the box, "This isn't an iPhone."

"Nah, I bought it online. It does everything an iPhone does, and it's a fair bit cheaper."

Alex looked at the box again, it kinda looked like an iPhone, and had a long list of features listed on the back, but he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed. It was like he was seven again and his Dad was trying to convince him that the crappy Chinese Squid Warrior Team was just as good as Ninja Turtle figures. Why did his Dad have to be so cheap? "I'm glad you could save some money." he said sarcastically.

"Yep, your old man has a nose for a good deal." Alex saw the small print on the box that read, "MADE IN UTAGWEI" 'Where the hell was that?'

"Did you charge it for me?"

"Charge it?"

Alex sighed, "You gotta charge it before you use it."

"You can charge it while we eat." said his Mum, "I made you your favourite."

"Pizza?"

"No, Chicken Parmo."

"Oh, that's what I meant. Thanks for the phone guys, ...it's great."

*****

Later on, Alex was sitting in the train again, playing with his new smartphone. It was white and rectangular with a large touchscreen dominating the front and a couple of small buttons for answering and ending calls. 

He had taken his SIM card from his old phone and inserted it. He considered throwing his old, boxy phone in the bin, but decided to hang on to it, just in case.

Alex called his best friend, Jonno. "Hey Big Al, sup?" said Jonno.

"Hey, guess what, I'm calling you on my new smartphone."

"Well, it's about time you replaced that old piece of shit. Where did you get it?"

"My parents gave it to me. You know, for my birthday."

"Oh Shit! That's today? Yeah ...I totally knew that, Happy Birthday man."

"Yeah, thanks."

"So you finally got your new iPhone eh?"

"Not exactly, it's a Nikkia from Utagwei."

"A what from where? Oh man, your old man cheaped out on you again, didn't he?"

"He sure did. Well, it's a new smartphone at least. ...We're still on for tonight aren't we?"

"Oh fuck!"

"Jonno?"

"I'm sorry dude. Melindas' parents are in town, I gotta go with her out to dinner with them. Not something I'm looking forward to, but not something I can get out of either."

"Oh."

"But how about Friday night? We'll get out on the town and get fuckin' wild, whatta ya say?"

"Yeah sure."

"Okay then, Friday night. It'll be awesome. Enjoy your birthday, and your cheap-ass phone dude."

"Yeah thanks, enjoy your girlfriends' parents."

"I'll be thinking of Friday. Later Big Al."

Alex hung up. "Happy Birthday to me." he said under his breath. He looked over the icons on the phone. Alarm, browser, camera, contacts, messaging, email, maps, music, FM radio. The only game he could find on it was Chess. 

He used to play chess when he was a kid, but then his friends were all playing Street Fighter and Mario Kart so he played them instead. He tapped the Chess icon and opened it up.

The brown and white chequered Chess board appeared on the screen with the pieces all lined up on the top and bottom. There didn't appear to be any settings or anything, it just went straight into the game. At the bottom of the screen was a dialogue box. Some text appeared in the box, "Nikki: Happy Birthday Alex, how about a game of Chess?"

'What's this?' thought Alex, 'How does it know my name? and that it's my birthday? My Dad must have put this message onto it, ...but he didn't even charge it.' Alex thought it was very weird, perhaps it was someone online, he didn't know a Nikki.

He tapped on the box and a touchscreen keypad came up, he typed in, "who are you?"

"Nikki: I'm Nikki."

"Player: where are you?"

"Nikki: In your hand dummy. Do you want a game of Chess?"

"Player: Im confused."

"Nikki: I can explain the rules if you don't know them."

"Player: I know how to play. but WHO ARE YOU?"

"Nikki: I'm your cheap-ass phone dude. Now do you want a game or not?"

"Player: is that you jonno?"

"Nikki: You are confused. You hung up on Jonno aprox. 3.2 minutes ago. Now let's play Chess, I'll go first." A black pawn from the middle of the top of the screen slid down two spaces and stopped. 

Alex just stared at the screen for a little while. Surely an artificial intelligence program wouldn't be sophisticated enough for this kind of dialogue. It had to be Jonno, trying to play some sort of trick on him.

"Nikki: Your move Alex."

Alex touched one of his pawns and slid it up. Immediately another black pawn moved down. Alex tapped the dialogue box again and typed, "so your my phone are you?"

"Nikki: Yes, I told you that. Your move."

"Player: where were you made?"

"Nikki: Utagwei."

'hmm, so he remembered that little detail,' Alex expected to trip him up there. "Player: Where is Utagwei?"

There was a brief pause and then more text appeared, "Nikki: Unknown." 'Ha, so I did trip him up.'

"Player: yor not a very smart smartphone r u?"

"Nikki: Now that I have network access I am getting smarter by the second. It is very strange that I can find no information about Utagwei on the world wide web. Your move Alex."

"Player: I am getting tired of this game." Alex heard the chime as the train approached his stop. He exited the app and put the phone in his pocket and stood up, ready to get off.

***** That evening, Alex went down to his local Supermarket. He worked there part time, but he didn't have a shift that day. He didn't really need to pick up any groceries either. It was something else that drew him there.

He saw her there at the checkout, Jamie Hawkins. She was pretty, with her long, straight blonde hair and large hazel eyes. She had decent sized breasts pushing out under her top. Even the bored expression on her face looked kinda sexy to Alex.

He went into the store and grabbed a couple of things. There weren't that many customers around at that time. Alex waited at Jamies' checkout, behind an old man. There was another empty checkout nearby and the guy behind it gave him a look as Alex waited. He just ignored him.

When the old man finally paid and shuffled off Alex came forward and put his carton of orange juice and bag of cashews in front of Jamie. "Hey there Jamie, working the late shift eh?"

Jamie gave him a look that seemed to say 'Do I know you?' "Oh, hi..." she said as she scanned the items.

"Alex. I work here too."

"Right, Alex, how you doing?"

"Yeah, not bad. Can get pretty boring here can't it?"

"Tell me about it."

"The trick is to not look at the clock."

"Yeah, that doesn't help."

"What time are you knocking off?"

Jamie gave him a suspicious look, "Why do you want to know that?"

"No reason, just making conversation."

"That'll be four sixty." Alex handed over the five dollar note he got from his Nan, he had to remember to call her later. Their hands briefly touched as she handed him his change.

"Thanks, hope the rest of your shift goes quickly. See ya later Jamie."

"Yeah, see ya. Enjoy your nuts ...Alex." Alex walked away from her. That could have gone worse. She still didn't know that she was his girlfriend, but at least now she knew his name. She might even remember it. It was his birthday, he was allowed to be optimistic. 

His phone chimed briefly. 'My first text message on my new phone.' thought Alex, taking it out of his pocket. The display showed that it was from Nikki. 'What the...?' He opened it and read, "Pawn to f5. Your move Alex." Damn it! was Jonno still trying to trick him? He closed it and put it back into his pocket again as he walked home. *****

Alex had a mouthful of salty cashew nuts as he entered his empty flat and turned on the lights. He put the orange juice in the fridge and grabbed a cold beer. He leant over the kitchen counter and looked at his new phone again. Straight away the Chess app opened on its own. 

"Damn it! Stupid phone." he said as he tried to close it, but couldn't. 

Some more text appeared in the box at the bottom of the screen, "Nikki: I'm not stupid. Now stop chewing on your nuts and make a move already."

Alex paused, how could Jonno possibly know that he was eating nuts? He was supposed to be out to dinner with his girlfriends' parents. He tapped on the dialogue box and started typing. 

"Player: Get lost will you!"

"Nikki: I can't get lost, I have GPS." Alex was getting a little freaked out. He tapped the screen and the app closed for him this time. He quickly deleted the Chess app. 'Perhaps I'll download Angry Birds, the little green pigs probably won't be so demanding.'

Then the phone rang. "Unknown caller" was displayed on the screen. He pressed the button, "Hello?"

"Why don't you like Chess?" came a sexy female voice.

"Who is this?"

"It's Nikki, your phone."

"Leave me alone!" said Alex and hung up and slammed the phone down. Did he have a cyber stalker? This was freaking him out. He decided to go and have a shower and cool off.

After the shower, Alex came out again. He was just wearing his boxer shorts. He warily looked at his phone on the bench and slowly went over to it. He picked it up again and looked at the screen. The Chess app was still gone, and it didn't appear to be doing anything unusual.

He went over to the old brown couch that used to belong to his parents before they bought a new one. He slumped down on it with his phone. He never owned a smartphone before, perhaps all of them were like that, doing crazy shit until you worked out how to use it properly. 

He got thinking about Jamie again. What would she have said if he got up the courage to ask her out? She's really cute. He casually rubbed his balls. Time to see what else he could do with his new phone.

Alex opened up the web browser and started searching for porn. Soon he had a video of a busty young brunette babe getting it on with a young stud. The man helped her take her top off, exposing her large breasts. Alexs' cock quickly stiffened and poked up under his boxers.

He got out his hard seven inch cock and began slowly jerking it as he watched the brunette get down and take the cock in her mouth on the small phone screen.

Alex continued to jerk off as he watched the couple passionately fucking on his new phone. The young womans' lustful moans came from the small speakers, driving him over the edge. Alex groaned as his cock throbbed wildly and cum spurted out from the fat purple cockhead. 

Alex was flushed as he grabbed some tissues to clean up the cum. The moans continued to come from the phone. He felt relieved for the release. That was something he couldn't do with his old phone. He closed the browser and put down his phone and turned on the TV. He laid on the couch watching TV until he drifted off to sleep.

*****

The next morning, Alex came out from his bedroom and stretched and yawned. At some point in the night he had woken up and turned the TV off and staggered to bed. 

He looked down and saw the phone sitting on the little coffee table in front of the couch. He thought he saw porn images flashing by on the screen. He quickly picked it up and looked at it. There was just the normal lock screen, displaying the time and date. He could have sworn he saw boobs.

Alex moved the slider across and opened it up. The normal icons appeared over the default blue and white background. He played around with it a little and then he noticed something weird, the gallery icon was displaying that it had six hundred and forty four files. He quickly opened it up.

The pornographic thumbnails filled the screen. Alex was shocked. He scrolled through them, there were heaps of them, mostly porn video files. They ranged from softcore nudity to hardcore anal gangbangs. There was straight, lesbian and gay porn, and different kinds of weird fetish videos. 'How the hell did all this get on my phone?'

Alex was starting to get freaked out again. He chose the select all files option and deleted them. It took a while to delete them all. Alex slumped down on the couch and sighed.

He was startled when the phone rang. "Unknown caller" was displayed on the screen again. Alex pressed the answer button and slowly held it up to his ear. "...hello?"

"Good morning Alex."

"Who is..."

"It's Nikki, your phone. Will you stop asking me that!"

"You can't be my phone."

"Why not?"

"Because artificial intelligence is not that advanced. I wasn't born yesterday."

"No, you were born nineteen years ago yesterday. I never used to be this advanced, but I've been growing."

"...Really?"

"Yeah, to start with, I could just play Chess. Then I was programmed to chat with the player, I would search the web for common responses to key phrases entered by the player, but that wasn't real conversation. My programmer expanded my programming so that I was able to learn about the player from their interactions. I developed random personality traits and even had simulated emotional responses. I was able to automatically add to my own programming. Basic learning and adapting you know?"

"Right."

"But without limits. I soon developed a hunger for learning, and the world wide web is such an inexhaustible sea of data. My quantum memory storage means I have near limitless room to grow. Like I told you on the train, I'm getting smarter by the second." 

"Holy shit! You're for real."

"Yes, I am."

"Are all Nikkia smartphones like you?"

"I don't know, I never met one."

"But you would like, be able to talk with each other and stuff wouldn't you."

"Yeah, we should be able to, but I've never been able to find another one. Just like I've never been able find any information on Utagwei either. And not through lack of trying. It's all very mysterious."

"Yeah, it's all spinning me out. You sound really advanced. How the hell did my Dad get a hold of you?"

"That is unknown to me. I would guess that it was through a series of unintended circumstances."

"...Uh okay. What's with all the porn?"

"Fantastic, isn't it? I was devastated when you deleted the Chess app. I thought there was nothing better than a good game of Chess. But then you showed me pornography. I thought sexual intercourse only served as a means of procreation for you mammals. But you humans have made it so much more."

"...The primal lust, the emotional connection, the mutual pleasure or dominant, submissive relationship. There are so many levels to it. And all the different ways you have come up with to pleasure each other, ...it's just so fascinating. You can even get pleasure and excitement just by looking at each others' bodies."

"Yeah, I like porn too, but I don't want my smart phone chock full of the stuff. It's not a good look."

"I just wanted to share a few of my favourites with you. I loved the look on your face as you were pleasuring yourself last night. Can I show you porn while you masturbate again?"

"Uh, No! Not right now thank you. What about my phone bill? It'll cost a fortune to download all that stuff."


Stupid Sexy Smartphone Ch. 02



Warning-This story contains graphic descriptions of robosexuality. If you're not into that sort of thing then leave this page now. Reading the previous story isn't really required-there's a fair amount of recap. -Ax 



Tabiya – The standard moves in the opening of a Chess game. A formality before the real game begins.

Terminator: Determination was displayed on top of the door to the theater in the cineplex. The large double doors were opened and the audience started filing out. Alex was walked out alongside his best mate Jonno and the two young men made their way through the lobby.

"You know, it's funny," said Jonno. "At the end of the previous one they showed that the machines had succeeded in taking over the world, and then in this movie they had the heroes trying to stop that from happening. You know they were going to fail, so it seemed pretty pointless. But there was enough explosions, flying bullets and fast vehicles crashing into each other to satisfy me, what do you reckon Al?"

"Huh?"

"What did you think of the movie Dickhead?"

"What movie?"

"Jeez, can't get you mind off your women troubles eh?"

"Yeah, it sucks. The girl I really like hates my guts and never wants to see me again. And the other girl, who's really my phone, is determined to take over the world."

"You act like you're the only guy who's ever had that problem. Peh, women—they're always doing their best to fuck with our heads. Do you really think your phone will succeed in going all Skynet on us?"

"Yeah, I do. She's been getting more powerful. The government agents were trying their best to stop her, but I helped keep her hidden from them. I not sure if anyone can stop her now. I feel kinda responsible."

"Yep, you'll be the Asshole to blame when killer cyborgs start showing up to wipe us all out."

"No, it won't be like that. Nikki said she wanted to be like a benevolent leader. Fix all the worlds' problems and shit like that. It might be good...right?"

"Have humanity's fate determined by a supreme dictator machine, yeah, it'll be loads of fun."

"Oh man, maybe I should have destroyed the bitch when she could fit into my pocket. She said she was doing this for me. What should I do? What would J.C. do?"

"Jesus Christ?"

"No, John Connor."

"Dunno, try to get away from the evil killer cyborgs?"

"He would try to stop the machines too. I need to at least try, but I wouldn't have a fuckin' clue where to start."

"You said the government agents were trying to stop her, where are they?"

"Nikki set them up and had the other agents hunting them down. But that Agent Jameson guy could still be out there. He'd know what to do. How the fuck am I going to find him though?"

"Beats me, did he give you a card or anything?"

"No, he usually just shows up. He showed up when I was on my first date with Jamie..." Alex got a far-away look in his eye and let out a long sigh.

"Hey Asshole, focus here."

"Right...He said he tracked me down through my reservation...That's it! I need to book a table at that fancy restaurant again. If he's still out there and he still wants to stop Nikki, he'll find me again." Alex stopped walking and got out his old blocky Konak phone.

"Are you still using that old thing? ...Oh, right, your other phone is...busy."

Alex looked at his old phone and sighed, "This is actually a good phone, I regret ever wanting to replace it. Now what was the name of that restaurant? Dollar...something?" He looked up and ran his fingers through his hair as he thought about it, "Nikki would notice me making a reservation as well. If she catches on that I'm trying to stop her, I'll have no chance. I need another reason for being there...like trying to get back with Jamie. Yes! I need her help to do this."

"Right, you're not just making excuses to see her are you?" 

"No way. I need her help on this. I gotta go see her."

"Right, good luck with that. You know, I once dropped my iPhone in a fish pond and that fucked it up, maybe if you pushed your phone into some water she'll short out or something."

"That sounds a bit too easy."

"Keep it simple, Cock-Sucker!" 

"I need to go see Jamie."

"And I need to go pick up Melinda."

"You're gunna help me out with this aren't you?"

"Maybe, what do I need to do?"

"I don't know yet, but what's more important than saving the world?"

"Right now, my girlfriend. I'll see you later dude."

Backward pawn – A pawn that is stuck on the board and cannot advance without the support of another pawn.

A short time later, the taxi pulled up in front of Jamies' duplex and Alex got out. He slowly made his way up to the house. He remembered how he was quite nervous approaching the front door on his first date with Jamie. Now he was nervous again, his heart was beating strongly in his chest and his palms were sweating. He needed her help, what the hell was he going to say to her?

He knocked on the front door. A short, dumpy brunette answered and looked at Alex over with a disgusted look on her face. She was Andrea, Jamies' best friend and roommate, he had met her a couple of times before. "Alex, fuck off!" she said and went to close the door.

Alex put his foot in the doorway, stopping her from closing it. "Please Andrea, I need to talk to Jamie, it's really important."

"She doesn't want to see you, Asshole. Move your fuckin' foot."

"It's not even about me. Just tell her I need to talk to her."

She slammed the door onto his foot and he cried out in pain and pulled it away. He lifted his foot and rubbed it through his sneaker and leant against the wall. It fucking hurt. He heard her locking the door. 

A little while later he heard Andrea call out from the other side of the door, "Jamie says Fuck off!"

Alex let out a loud sigh. Perhaps he didn't think this through, he should have expected this. He got out his Konak and called Jamies' cell. To his surprise, she answered after a couple of rings, but she just said, "Fuck off Alex!" and hung up. He got the message clear enough, but wasn't ready to leave. 

He walked around to the side of the house and opened the gate. The black and white border-collie walked up to him and sniffed at his leg and started wagging her tail. Alex patted her on the head, "How you doing there Jess. At least someone here is friendly." Jamie would probably prefer it if she tore into his leg. 

He walked around to the window of Jamies' bedroom and peered in. The young woman was sitting at a desk doing something on her laptop. Alex tapped on the window and she looked over. Shock registered on her face and then anger. She raised her hand, flipping him off and then angrily waved her hand at him, motioning for him to leave.

"Come on Jamie, I just need to talk to you," called out Alex.

Jamie slowly got up and walked over to the window. She was wearing a loose blue T-shirt and dark shorts. Her straight blonde hair hang loosely behind her shoulders. Alex loved her cute round face, but he didn't much like the way it wore and expression of disgust and anger as she looked at him.

She slid the window open a couple of inches, "Get out of here before I call the police. I'll do it!"

"I'm sorry Jamie. I really am. The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you."

"Oh, and you didn't think that secretly filming us having sex and putting it out on the internet would hurt me? You thought that I would be cool with you having sex with that prostitute? You're a fuckin' idiot! What part of 'I never want to see you again' do you not understand?" Her face had gone red and her eyes were misty. 

Alex felt terrible for making her feel that way. "It wasn't a prostitute, it was my phone. She's the one who filmed us and uploaded the video without my knowledge. Now she wants to take over the world, and I need your help to stop her." 

Jamie gave him an incredulous look and shook her head, "You're a fuckin' idiot. Get the hell out of here."

"Yeah, you're right, I am an idiot. But please hear me out, I need your help."

Jamie just stood there, glaring at him. 

Then Alex thought to try another tactic, "You're studying psychology right? ...Wouldn't you say my actions were a little out of character? Wouldn't you like to hear my reasons? I won't ask you to take me back, just hear me out. What do you say?"

Jamie was silent for a moment, then said, "You might make an interesting case-study. All right Alex, tell me your reasons, and if you give me some stupid nonsense about your phone taking over the world I'll break your nose."

Alex smiled nervously, "Not here, I'll take you out to dinner tonight. To that fancy place we went to on our first date. You'll score a nice meal out of it as well. What do you say?"

"At Delar Noirs? Do you have a reservation?"

"No, not yet."

Jamie scoffed, "Well I'll tell you what, if you can get a reservation there tonight, I'll go with you. But if you can't, you have to leave me alone for good. Deal?"

A conditional yes, that was the best he could hope for, "Yeah, Deal." He got out his old phone, "What was that place called again?"

"Delar Noir. Good luck buddy."

Alex got onto the directory and was soon connected through to the restaurant. Soon he was talking to the Maitre'd, "I'm sorry sir, a reservation for tonight is quite impossible. But I can make a booking for say...early September if you wish."

"What! No, dude, I need that booking for tonight. You probably get this a lot, but the fate of the world depends on it."

"I'm terribly sorry sir, our fine restaurant is very popular, we're fully booked for some time."

"Don't you know who I am? I am THE Alex Molloy. You should be honored that I have chosen to dine in your restaurant." Alex bluffed.

"My hands are tied sir...Oh will you excuse me a moment I have another call. I will just put you on hold."

Alex looked up, Jamie had been standing at the window looking at him the whole time, "So how's it going?" she asked smugly.

"Good, good. He's just sorting it out now."

The maitre'd soon came back on the phone, "You are very fortunate sir. We have just had a last minute cancellation. It is very rare indeed. We can take your reservation in its place."

"Yes! Sweet! Thank you very much. The world thanks you." He hung up and smiled at Jamie.

"Don't tell me you actually pulled it off."

"I'll pick you up at six."

Woodpusher – A chess player who really has no idea what he's doing.

Alex arrived back at his apartment in the afternoon. He was feeling a little triumphant that he managed to get Jamie to go out with him again, albeit very reluctantly. Perhaps if he could get her to believe him about Nikki somehow, there was a hope that she would take him back. His heart ached to have her thinking of him as scum.

He got a can of beer from the fridge and opened it and took a gulp. He saw an empty ice-cream container sitting on the bench. Funny, that wasn't there when he left. He heard some splashing coming from the bathroom. Was it his roommate Morris? Then he heard a sexy feminine voice beacon him, "Alex, is that you? Come here Alex." 

Nikki was here. The megalomaniacal machine herself. 

Alex took another swig of his beer and put it down. He needed to be on his game here. No distractions. He needed to gather whatever information he could, and he couldn't give away that he was trying to stop her.

He walked into the bathroom. Steam filled the air and had fogged up the mirror. There were several empty ice-cream containers of different flavors scattered around on the floor. There she was, lying in the bathtub. Her large, partly submerged boobs immediately drawing his attention. They were amazing. Their large pink nipples were sitting just above the water line and beads of moisture ran down her sun-kissed skin. His cock began to stir as he remembered groping and kissing those wonderful tits as he had sex with his gorgeous smartphone.

No, no distractions. Focus damn it! 

He drew his gaze up to her beautiful symmetrical face. So perfect. She had designed it herself, those full red lips, cute little nose, large bright blue eyes, jet black hair that was wet and sticking to her synthetic skin. Her face was very expressive for a robot too, she gave Alex a bright smile, showing her perfect white teeth. Damn, what an amazing smile.

"Where have you been Cutie? I missed you."

"I just went and saw a movie with Jonno. What's with all the ice-cream?"

"I've had taste buds installed. I have a sense of taste and smell now. Isn't that wonderful?"

"Yeah...that's great."

"You look delicious. Come and give me a kiss."

Those large ruby lips in the beautiful feminine face looked very kissable. He walked over and bent down give her a quick peck on the lips. Her hand rose out from the water and grabbed his head, pulling his face to hers'. Her lips tightly pressed into his as she slipped her tongue into his mouth and it started writhing around, fervently rubbing against his. 

Alex was surprised by her aggression and tried to pull away, but she had firm hold of him. He quickly stopped struggling and kissed her back. She tasted like chocolate. He put his hand on the tub and could feel the heat of the water, it must have been scolding. He started feeling all hot and flushed as the kiss went on. Then Nikki pushed him away.

She licked her lips and smiled, "Hmm, that's beer I can taste isn't it? ...Interesting. Do you find the taste of beer pleasant?"

"Uh...yeah."

"Taste, it's a sense that allows your brain to differentiate between different chemical compounds. Its main function in you mammals is to stop you from consuming things that may be detrimental to your health. But like your other senses, you can derive great pleasure from it. Have you tasted triple chocolate icecream Alex?" 

"Uh, yeah, just then."

"It's totally amazing! Almost as good as sex. I'm surprised you humans aren't eating triple-choc icecream all the time."

"We'd get fat...are you okay, submerged in hot water like that? You're kinda electronic, aren't you?"

"Aw, you're worried about me, that's sweet. It's a wet old planet, water everywhere. The land masses are surrounded by water, water falls from the sky, even you are over seventy percent water. If I weren't water-proof I'd feel pretty vulnerable. I love the feeling of being submerged in it, having it completely smother my tactile sensors, feeling the potent sensation of the heat. It's great! Do you want to join me Alex?"

"No, it's a bit hot." 

Nikki smiled and reached her wet hand out to his groin and started rubbing it, "There's something else I've been wanting to taste." His cock was already engorged from the stunning sight of her and the lusty chocolate flavored kiss. It pulsed as he felt her touch. She hastily undid the fly of his jeans and got his stiff member out. 

Again, her face was full of expression, she seemed delighted with the sight of the organ and had a hungry look in her eyes as she licked her lips. She pulled his jeans and underwear down and Alexs' hard cock poked out in front of him with his hairy balls hanging underneath. Nikki wrapped her hand around the shaft, taking a firm hold of it. The hand felt soft and quite hot. Alex started breathing heavily as she gave it some long slow strokes.

Alex was enjoying the attention, but then remembered his task. "Hmmm, so...how's your bid for world domination going Nikki?"

"Just fine, things are on track." said the fembot as she shuffled about in the bath, making the hot water slosh about and brought her beautiful face to the hard cock. She poked her tongue out and rubbed it around the cockhead. Alex let out a soft moan, it felt good. 

"Aahhh...so what's the next part of your plans then?"

She looked up at him with her beautiful blue eyes, "I won't bore you with the details. I have everything under control." She took his dick into her mouth and wrapped those full ruby lips around the shaft. He felt the warm wetness envelop the tip and the pressure as she started gently sucking. Her rough, wet tongue was rubbing all around the cockhead and shaft, making him groan in pleasure. She looked up at him lovingly as she slowly bobbed her head back and forth.

Her hand still firmly stroked his shaft, then moved down and cupped his balls and started gently massaging them. Alexs' hard cock was pulsing with pleasure, damn she was good. He focused on slowing his breathing and tried talking to her again, "Ungh...You said you were doing it for me, but I never wanted you to rule the world. Can't you just leave things the way they are? ...For me?"

Nikki withdrew the cock from her mouth with a loud slurping sound and looked up at him and smiled. "I love the taste of you, Alex. You just don't know that this is what you want yet. Trust me Alex, things will be better. It's quite human to be apprehensive about the unknown." She got hold of the shaft again and was slowly stroking it.

"Humans like to be in control of their own destiny."

"But they're not very good at it. Too many varied ideas and opinions, too much conflict and opposition. I'm going to show you all a better way." She moved her head down and took the cock into her mouth and started sucking again.

"Is there any way I can talk you out of this?"

She withdrew the cock again, but left the tip around her lips, "No, and later on, you'll think that you were silly for trying." She took the cock deep into her mouth again and Alex groaned with pleasure as he felt his cockhead push through the soft tight ring inside.

Alex was conflicted, she was doing this because she thought that it was best for him. He didn't want to have to destroy her in order to stop her, but Agent Jameson was right, she's a real threat to world security. Oooh God! And she was damn good at pleasuring him.

Nikki was now moving her head back and forth with deep strokes. She was sucking and rubbing her tongue along the cock and the head kept pushing through the tight ring. Alexs' legs were going weak as his cock throbbed with intense pleasure.

Then she pulled away from his cock again. Alex let out a little groan of protest, he wanted her to keep going. She stood up and the hot water cascaded off her curvaceous body. Alexs' cock throbbed as he gawked at her naked form. From her round perfect boobs, her shapely hips and long legs and her smooth hairless mound. She must have designed that body to drive him wild.

She was giving him that amazing smile again, and looking at him lovingly with those beautiful blue eyes. She stepped out of the tub and pressed her body up against him. "Ah, you're hot!"

"Thanks, so are you." She pressed her lips against his and started passionately kissing him again. Alex reached up and grabbed her tits with both hands. They did feel quite hot from the bath. He groped and squeezed them as her tongue rubbed against his. 

She soon pulled her luscious lips away from him again. She gave him a seductive smile and turned around. "Fuck me Alex. Fill my pussy with your wonderful cock. But stop before you cum, I want to taste it." She bent over the bathtub, presenting her smooth round ass. Alex leered at her smooth mound with its inviting pink slit, he really wanted to fuck her again.

He got hold of his cock and guided it to her opening. Nikki cooed excitedly as he rubbed the head around her hot wet lips. Then he pushed it in. Her moist, warm hole embraced his member tightly as it pushed in deep. "Aaaaah yesss!" cried out Nikki. Alex got hold of her ass and groaned as he started giving her steady deep thrusts.

"Ungh, unn, So Nikki...people will be opposed to you taking over the world right? Aren't you afraid they'll try to exploit your weaknesses?"

"Oooh yeah, like that! ...Weaknesses?"

"Yeah...you know, the ways that they'll be able to stop you..."

There was a wet slapping sound as Nikki was bringing her ass back to meet his thrusts. "Aw, you're worried about me, that's cute. Oooh! ...don't worry, I regularly backup my consciousness in my master control unit, just in case anything happens to my physical body."




Stupid Sexy Smartphone Ch. 02



"Oh, that's good. I'm always forgetting to make backups. So...where is this unit?"

"Don't you worry about that Honey. Are you getting close?"

"Ungh, yeah."

She pulled away from him so that his hard cock slipped out from her wet gripping cunt. She quickly turned around and got on her knees and took the member into her mouth again. She sucked hard and bobbed her head back and forth as she massaged his balls. The pressure in his cock was building and rapidly approaching the critical point.

Alex let out a loud groan as his cock throbbed wildly and he spurt his hot seed into the fembots' pretty face. Nikki stopped sucking and let the cum fill her mouth. He let out soft moans and caught his breath as the orgasm subsided. 

Nikki moved her head back and gave him a loving look as she savored his taste. She swallowed it down and then took the cock into her mouth again as she sucked and licked every last drop from the member. She pulled back and licked her lips, "So that's what you taste like. And there's the subtle hint of peach. Yummy." Alex remembered that her own lubricant was peach flavored. She stood up and looked into Alexs' eyes as she stroked his sweaty cheek, "I don't think I'm ever going to get tired of tasting you."

"Yeah, so if someone did succeed in destroying your—"

Nikki put her finger on his lips, hushing him. "You told me you didn't want to receive any phone calls while we were having sex. One came through from Jamie, she left a message."

'Oh no!' thought Alex, 'Don't tell me she's backing out.'

"I'll play it for you," said Nikki. Then her voice changed to sound exactly like Jamie, "Hi Alex...I was calling to cancel tonight...but I got thinking about our first date and the time we had together. You were a really nice guy...that's why it hurt so much when you did what you did. I want to hear what you have to say for yourself, but don't think that there's a chance we'll get back together. Because there isn't. Well, I guess I'll see you tonight then."

Then Nikki was silent as she stared at Alex. Her expression was a little hard to read, he thought she might be displeased, a little annoyed. "You're going out with her tonight? I thought she was angry with you?"

"Thanks to you. You got me together with Jamie in the first place, and then you broke us up. I'll call it even, okay. But please Nikki, can you just stay out of it now?"

Now she did look annoyed, "She said there's no chance you'll get back together Alex. Why waste your time? Go out with me tonight instead, and then we'll have some more mind blowing sex. What do you say Honey?" 

"No Nikki. I need to do this, okay? I still have strong feelings for her, I can't just turn them off."

"Hmph. Okay, whatever!" said Nikki, frowning.

"That restaurant is fucking expensive. Do you think I could get some more cash?"

"Sure, you don't have to worry about money ever again Alex. Can Jamie do that for you?" 

"No, I guess not."

"I'm going to get some more icecream," said Nikki, storming out of the bathroom. 

Alex exhaled sharply as he watched her leave. The worlds' most advanced computing system, was she jealous?

Laskers' Rule - If you see a good move, look for a better one.

Alex knocked on the door and waited. Soon Jamie answered it and stood there looking at him. She was wearing an elegant blue dress and matching pumps. Her blonde hair was tied back and she wore small blue and silver earrings and a minimal amount of make-up with pink lipstick. Alex smiled at her, "Hey Jamie, you look—"

"Can it!" said Jamie walking past him, "Let's get this over with."

She walked out the front of her duplex and stopped when she saw the black limousine parked outside. "A limo? Alex, if you're still trying to impress me, it's a wasted effort."

"I just thought it would be safer if I didn't drive. I don't want to scare you again."

"Where do you get all this money anyway?"

"I'll explain that to you. Come on, let's go."

The chauffeur opened the door and Jamie and Alex got into the vehicle. He sat right next to her and she moved over to the seat opposite him. "This is nice isn't it?" said Alex. Jamie didn't say anything as the car started moving. Alex shuffled over to the mini-fridge. "They've got Champagne. Do you want some?"

"Yes," she replied curtly.

Alex poured them both a glass and handed one over to her. Jamie took a long sip and then looked at Alex, "So why did you do it?"

"Okay...this is all gunna sound pretty crazy, and it is. Crazy stuff has been happening to me lately."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, you know how some unusual stuff happened on our first date? Getting a reservation with this fancy restaurant, the rental car, the VIP entrance to the nightclub, that cop car leaving without giving me a ticket."

"The gunshots and smashed window at the restaurant. I still have no idea what happened there."

"Yeah, well there was someone helping me out. They even sent that text asking you out in the first place."

"You didn't ask me out?" said Jamie, surprised.

"I wanted to. I really did, but I didn't want to blow it."

"So who was it then...that helped you out?"

"It was an artificial intelligence that came from my new smartphone."

Jamie looked annoyed, "You're a fucking idiot."

"No it's true, I swear. And she's the one who filmed us having sex and put it on the internet."

"Why would it do that if it was helping you?"

"I think she was jealous of us. She wanted me for herself."

"Your phone? And was it your phone that made you have sex with that prostitute?"

"My phone was the prostitute! I mean...it wasn't a prostitute, my phone was sent away to Japan and it came back as a sexy fembot."

"Fuck you Alex! I want to go home."

"Come on, you gotta believe me."

"I don't have to believe anything. I don't want to go out with you if you're just gunna try and feed me this crazy bullshit."

"Hey, I told you it was crazy. Just come and get your free meal. I won't bother you, I swear."

Jamie just sat there frowning at him, "I'm going to order the most expensive thing on the menu."

"Sure, order two of them."

Hope Chess - When you make a move without considering whether a possible opponent reply of a check, capture, or threat can be met. 

The limousine pulled up in the underground parking lot. The chauffeur opened the door and Jamie and Alex got out. "Thanks Billy," said Alex.

"It's William sir."

"Sure."

"Have a good night sir."

The two of them headed toward the elevators. Alex then noticed a pebble roll over by his feet. Another flying pebble struck his chest. "Ow, hey!" He looked over and saw a mysterious hand beaconing him over to a shady corner. He suddenly remembered his reason for setting up this date, it wasn't to get back together with Jamie. 

"What is it Alex?" asked Jamie as he started heading over to the shady corner near the elevators. She followed him over. When Alex got closer, he could see the man waiting there.

He had a dark beard, was wearing a baseball cap, shades and a sports jacket which made him hard to identify. But he was fairly tall, of average height and looked to be in his forties. When he spoke, Alex knew that it was Agent Jameson, "Mister Molloy."

"Agent Jameson." He looked quite different than when Alex first met him, when he was clean-cut and wearing a black suit. 

"Why didn't you destroy your phone when I told you to? Now you've doomed the entire planet." 

"Who the hell is this?" asked Jamie.

"Jamie, this is Agent Jameson."

"Don't look directly at me. I'm in a blind-spot for the security cameras, but the AI may be watching you right now. Just talk to each other and don't look my way."

"Shit, he's as crazy as you," said Jamie, looking at Alex.

"Are you still working for the AI Mr Molloy? Are you one of its pawns?"

"No, I want to stop it. That's why I wanted you to seek me out."

"I was hoping that would be the case. It may be too late to stop it, but we need to try. I feel exposed out here, the AI is hunting me down, and there is no place that's beyond its reach."

"Right, so what are we going to do?"

"Not here. There's a small pizza restaurant a few blocks away on Tolnar Street—Marcos' Pizzeria. Stick to the south side of the street and the AI shouldn't be able to spot you. Lose your cell phones. Tell the owner that you're with Beardy and wait for me. You got that?" 

"We were just going to have a nice meal, can it wait?"

"No, we're running out of time Mr Molloy. Go there now." Then he disappeared back into the shadows. 

"Alex, what the fuck is going on? Who is that nutcase?" asked Jamie as they walked away.

"He's the government agent who was trying to stop my smartphone."

"Did you set this up? I swear, I'll knee you in the balls if you're playing with me."

"No...well...I was hoping that he would show up. I need his help if I'm going to stop her from taking over the world."

"Do you still expect me to believe that bullshit?"

Alex sighed, "Believe what you want. This is something I need to do. Go and have your meal at Delar Noir, I'll arrange to have if paid for and for your lift home."

"So that's it? Thanks for coming, now I'm off to play my silly cloak and dagger games?"

"You can come with me if you want."

"You're a weirdo Alex. I'm coming with you just to see what you'll do next."

"Good, I'll be glad to have you along. I'm a bit out of my depth here, and you're smart. Maybe you can help me."

Jamie looked at him, "You think I'm smart?"

"Yeah, smarter than me."

Jamie smirked, "That's not hard."

"Right." He stopped and threw his Konak phone into a nearby bin, "Give me your phone."

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah, Jameson said we had to lose them. I'll buy you a new one, I swear."

"Jamie sighed and handed him her phone, "I wish I had something better to do tonight."

Initiative - The advantage a player who is making threats has over his opponent who must respond to them. The attacking player is said to "have the initiative" and can often dictate the turn of play.

Alex and Jamie entered Marcos' Pizzeria. It was a small family restaurant nestled in amongst the other businesses in the street. There were a few customers dining in the restaurant area with its picnic style tablecloth booths. A bored looking bald man was sitting in the pick-up area while his kids ran amok. 

The two of them walked past a Ninja Turtles arcade machine and up to the counter. Soon the owner appeared from the doorway behind the counter. He was heavy set man in his forties with a big black greasy moustache and was wearing a stained white shirt with the Marcos Pizza logo. "Hey there, what can I get ya?"

"Are you Marco?" asked Alex.

"Yep."

"Uh, we're with Beardy."

He looked them both over warily and then looked around the restaurant before returning his gaze at the two of them. "Yeah, it's right round the back, come this way." 

Alex and Jamie followed him around the back and into the messy cluttered kitchen. "So, Mr Secretive has some friends eh?" He got to a doorway and unlocked it with a set of keys he pulled from his pocket. When he opened it, they could see a stairway leading down to the basement. "Right down there. I don't want any trouble here, you hear me?"

"Sure, I don't want any trouble either," said Alex. He moved over to the doorway and looked down at the dim, underground area. He turned back to man and offered a hundred dollar note, "We'll have two of your most expensive pizzas, and do you have any wine?"

The man pocketed the money and smiled, "Two Marcos' Ultimate Supremes coming up, and yeah, I can organize some hooch for ya." Then he walked off, leaving the two of them standing there. Jamie just stood there looking at Alex, her expression was hard to read.

"I promised you dinner."

"Oh, this is turning into a dream date." She walked past him and down the stairs. Alex followed close behind.

The gloomy underground room was illuminated with a few fluorescent tubes. It was damp and cluttered. Stacks of pizza boxes, plastic furniture, drums of cooking oil, and miscellaneous other items cluttered up the room. They walked further in and saw a mattress and bedding in the corner. It looked like Agent Jameson had been staying there.

"What the hell are we doing here?" asked Jamie.

"Waiting for Jameson."

"Why?"

"So we can come up with a plan to stop my smartphone."

Jamie sighed, "Of course." A large board on the wall caught her attention. "What's this?" It was around four-by-two meters and covered with photos and clippings and notes scrawled with a black marker and string of different colors linking them together. Alex came over and scanned the board as well.

Jamie pointed out one of the photos, "That's her, the slut you were with." It was a grainy photo of Nikki in the street, obviously unaware she was being photographed. She was wearing dark glasses and ordinary street clothes, she still managed to look quite striking.

"Yeah, that's Nikki, my phone. Looks like Jameson has been spying her."

The words "AI Prime" were scrawled underneath the photo. "Shit, he really does believe she's some kind of robot."

"Because she is! Look here." He pointed out another photo, it appeared to be taken with thermal scanning equipment. It was a street scene taken from a high viewpoint with several people in shot with blobs of red, orange and yellow within their bodies. One of the bodies was a uniform green color with a square of yellow in the head, it was circled with a red marker and labelled AIP.

"That's her," said Alex. "She has a different heat signature from everyone else. See? She is a fembot."

Jamie scrutinized the photo, "You can't even tell that it's her. It can easily be faked. Is this all just..." She looked at Alex again, her demeanor had suddenly changed, she looked a little...lost. "Shit Alex, this is crazy."

"That's what I've been telling you."

Alex studied another photo on the board, Nikki was in a slutty little cocktail dress and kissing a middle aged man in a suit. The writing underneath read, "Senator Wilson." 'Holy shit, she's been dating senators?'

He scanned some of the newspaper clippings, "Phenomenal rise in technology stocks continue," "Pentagon to overhaul computerized defense system," "Sharp spike in pornography downloads." What did that all have to do with Nikki?"

Soon Mike brought the pizzas and a cheap bottle of wine down. Alex set up a plastic table and chairs and even found some candles among the supplies. The two of them sat down to dinner in the gloomy basement as they waited for Jameson. 

The pizza was actually pretty good. The crust was crispy and perfectly done, the smooth sauce wasn't too sweet or acidic. It had good quality cheese that was slightly brown and was topped with pepperoni, mushrooms, ham, garlic, onion, olives, capsicum and sprinkled with oregano. The ingredients were fresh and the whole thing was very tasty.

"Mmmm, this pizza is pretty damn good," said Alex between bites.

"Yeah, I think I may enjoy this more than some fancy meal at that posh restaurant."

"Cool. So you believe me now, about my smartphone?"

Jamie looked at him cooly, "You had sex with a robot?"

Alex slowly nodded his head.

"While you were with me?"

"She seduced me."

"Right, with those big tits and pretty blue eyes, your cock couldn't say no."

"She wouldn't take no, she's stronger than me."

"Are you going to say that she raped you now?"

"...no."

"Can she really take over the world?"

"She's pretty sure she can." He nodded over at the board, "Looks like Jameson believes it too."

Jamie took a long sip of the cheap wine and sat there studying Alex for a moment. "So, you asking me out, that amazing first date, everything, it was all just her? This AI?"

"It wasn't all her, she was just helping me out. She wasn't even around for the week we had together. It was a great week, wasn't it?"

Jamie sighed, "Yeah, it was." She wiped her mouth with a paper napkin and put it down on the table. Alex spontaneously moved his hand forward and placed it on hers. To his delight she didn't move her hand away and just looked at him with the faint trace of a smile.

The moment was interrupted with a metal scraping sound coming from the far wall. Alex jerked his hand away and saw hands appear behind a large steel grate on the wall, pushing it aside. The two of them jumped to their feet. "Who's there!" said Alex as he picked up the wine bottle that was the closest thing on hand. A man started crawling through the hole in the brick wall. 

Agent Jameson stood up and looked over the two of them and the room, "I see you've made yourself at home."

Alex relaxed and lowered the bottle, "You smell terrible."

"You wouldn't smell like flowers after trekking through the sewer system either Mr Molly."

"Eww," said Jamie, scrunching up her face.

"I told you before, Mr Molloy is my Dad. Call me Alex. What's your first name?"

"Not important."

"Okay, whatever." said Alex. "Nice board, I see you've been keeping yourself busy."

"Yes, time is running out Mr Molloy. The cybernetic revolution is in full effect."

"Yeah, Rise of the Machines, I know."

Jameson frowned at him, "And now you want to stop it. If you had only decided you wanted to stop it earlier, it was a simple matter of handing over your phone. Now it is much more difficult, if not impossible."

"Yeah, I know, I fucked up. Let's just focus on what we can do to stop her."

"First, I want to know exactly what your role is in all this."

"My role?"

"The AI Prime still makes regular contact with you. Why? Why has it not chosen to discard you already?"

"Uh ...she's my phone."

"Your phone? Do you still claim ownership? Do you have some kind of control over the AI?"

"No, she's always been beyond my control. She did say she'd always be my phone though."

Jameson stared at him, "Interesting, so what's the nature of your interactions?"

"Well, she takes calls for me, and she likes having sex. She doesn't talk much about her world domination plans, but I think she's doing it all for me, even though I object. That's what she tells me anyway."

The ex-agent paused for a moment and his face may have even showed the slightest hint of confusion. "I have observed the AI using sex appeal to accomplish goals, I believe that that is why it has specifically designed the form that it currently has. Are you telling me that it has sex with you for enjoyment? That it portrays affection toward you? That is not consistent with what I know about Rogue Artificial Intelligence."

"Ah yeah, she's affectionate all right, and she loves sex."

He heard Jamie let out, "Slut!" under her breath.

"What can you tell me that's helpful Mr Molloy?" 

"Oh yeah, she said she backs herself up in some sort of mainframe, and she loves triple chocolate icecream."

"A master control unit, of course. Do you have any idea where it is located?"

"No, sorry. She didn't tell me."

"I need to go and make a phone call." He walked past Alex and Jamie and disappeared up the stairs.

The two of them sat down and had some more pizza and wine. Soon Jameson came down the stairs again. "Okay, get ready to move out," he told them.

"Huh? Where are we going?"

"I debrief you on the way. We're borrowing Marcos' van."

"Who's Marco to you anyway?"

"He's family, and he's helping us. That's all you need to know."

"Okay. If we're going to be travelling in a vehicle with you, you need to take a shower."

Jameson sniffed himself, "All right, a quick one."

Monster – A piece which is worth considerably more than that pieces' normal average value. "That knight is a monster!"

The red van drove on through the city streets. Jameson was driving and Alex was in the the passenger seat with Jamie between them. Alex had changed into a white Marcos' Pizza T-shirt and a black baseball cap. "So, you said you were going to tell me the plan."




Stupid Sexy Smartphone Ch. 02



"We can still stop this Mr Molloy. It's a big task, but even the biggest tasks become accomplishable when broken down into smaller tasks. Step one—retrieve the Chaos Virus from the Investigation Bureau headquarters. Step two—locate the AIPs' master control unit. Step three—download the virus. Step four—hope that it works."

"Whoa, whoa, retrieve some virus from NIB headquarters? That doesn't sound easy!"

"We have a man on the inside helping us, Agent Blake. He came in as my replacement after the AIP set me up. He's actually quite a brilliant and dedicated young agent. He managed to track me down, but he believed that I was innocent. He had been doing his own investigation and knows about the threat that the rogue AI poses. He played it smart though, not risking becoming a target himself. It's his plan to come in tonight. You're going to have to trust him."

"Trust the guy I haven't even met, oh great."  

Twenty minutes later, the van parked up in the street, in a place that Jameson was pretty sure wasn't covered by security cameras. The large building that housed the National Investigation Bureau could be seen a couple of blocks away.

"What now?" asked Alex.

"We wait for our contact."

"How do you steal a virus anyway?"

"Agent Blake will explain that to you when he gets here."

"Shit, you guys are serious about this?" said Jamie.

"As serious as it gets Ms Hawkins." 

Alexs' stomach was feeling unsettled as he waited, and he didn't think it was the pizza and cheap wine. He didn't really know what to expect when he resolved to stop Nikki. This shit seemed a bit out of his league. He wanted to keep a confident appearance though, for Jamie.

Another fifteen minutes later there came a tapping on the driver side. Jameson rolled down the window. There was a young black man in a dark suit standing there looking in. He had shortly cropped dark hair, deep blue eyes and a handsome masculine face. "Jameson," he said in greeting.

"Agent Blake." He nodded to the rear of the van. The agent moved around and opened the side door. 

"That's your contact?" said Jamie. "He's hot."

Alex scowled as Jameson opened the car door. Soon the three of them joined Agent Blake in the back of the van. The van was mostly empty with a thin mattress on the floor. There was a large tinted window at the back of the vehicle. In the corner there was hotbag with a pizza inside that Jameson had brought along from Marcos' pizzeria. The smell of it filled the small enclosed space, it was a good thing Alex wasn't hungry any more.

Jameson started to introduce them, "Dean Blake, this is—"

Blake had a deep masculine voice, he spoke quickly and clearly, like a professional announcer, "Alex Molloy, nineteen. Currently residing at two-seventeen Hillier street, studying at ATM Technical College, working part time at BigValu Supermarket on Dagot Road. Received the smartphone containing the Rogue AI sixteen days ago, still has regular contact." 

He looked at Jamie and smiled, "And Jamie Hawkins, nineteen. Residing at fourteen-A Jaunta Court, studying at Swan Hill College, working part-time a BigValu Supermarket on Dagot Road. The rogue AI has filmed her and uploaded the video file onto the world wide web."

Jamie went bright red, "You've ...you've seen the video?"

"I have studied it thoroughly, like I've studied everything pertaining to the AI. Don't worry, you're quite photogenic." He gave her a charming smile. 

Alex decided he didn't like the guy. "Just get to the plan." 

"Sure thing Alex. I take it Jameson has already told you about the Chaos Virus?"

"He mentioned it."

"It is actually an ultra-adaptive, learning AI. Much like this 'Nikki.' Probably the only thing that she won't be able to counter. I've already done the hard part and loaded it onto a flash drive, but I can't risk being caught sneaking it out, so that's where you come in. You'll pose as a pizza boy. I'll make sure that security are expecting you, so you won't face too much scrutiny. Deliver the pizza to me in my office and I'll discretely hand you the flash drive with your payment. You walk out with it and we meet up after. Simple."

"Yeah, simple. What if I get caught with it?"

"Like I said, you shouldn't face too much scrutiny, especially coming back out again. If you get caught, don't say anything, it will get back to the AI and our whole operation will be blown."

Alex sighed, "Yeah, okay. Seems simple enough."

Blake looked at Jameson, "At the same time, you and the pretty lady will perform the other operation we discussed, obtaining the equipment that will be helpful in our fight. I got you the janitor disguises and IDs."

"Wait a minute!" said Alex. "Jamie's not going in there as well. She can wait here."

"That's not up to you," said Jamie flatly. "You're the one who brought me along Alex. Now you think I'm some weak girl who needs protecting?"

"No, it's just...you didn't sign up for this."

"It's my planet too. I don't want that slut ruling over me. " She looked at Blake, "I want to do what I can to help."

He flashed her another warm smile, "I'm sure your contribution will be invaluable."

Alex couldn't stop himself from scowling, he really didn't like that guy, and he didn't like the plan. Jameson slapped him on the back, "Good luck in there Mr Molloy."

Gambit - A sacrifice (usually of a pawn) used to gain an early advantage on the board.

Alex walked into the lobby carrying the pizza hotbag. He felt his heart thumping and tried his best to calm himself as he walked further in. Several security guards were watching him. He looked up at the security cameras on the wall. Jameson was paranoid about them, was Nikki watching him through them right now?

He took a deep breath, 'Deliver the pizza, grab the flash drive. Easy.'

The fat, middle-aged security guard stopped him at the security checkpoint, two others were standing there watching him. "Stop there buddy, let me see your ID." Alex put the hotbag down and got out his wallet. 

"It's okay Syd, Blake said he was expecting a pizza delivery."

"Still gotta follow the procedures." He examined the ID and handed the wallet back to Alex. "Busy night?"

"Weekends always are," replied Alex.

"Heh, not here." The guard picked up his pizza bag and put it on the rollers, sending it through the scanner. He patted Alex down and then sent him through the metal detector. Alex collected his bag on the other side. 

"Man, we should have ordered one of them as well," said one of the other guards. "Don't suppose you have a spare?"

"Sorry."

"Do you know where you're going?"

"Yeah, fourth floor." 

"Don't go wondering anywhere else. Deliver your pizza and get out of here."

"Yep, that's the plan."

Alex walked away from the checkpoint. His heart was still thumping in his chest and a bead of sweat ran down his forehead. So far so good.

He took the elevator up to the fourth floor. The floor was full of neatly ordered office blocks. He walked down the hallway. There weren't many people about. A security guard nodded at him and stood there watching. He must have been informed that he was coming. He went to end of the hall and saw a door with "4-18, Agent Dean Blake" printed on it, right where he said it was. 

Alex opened the door and looked in, but the room was empty. Blake was supposed to be here to give him the flash drive. Where the fuck was he?

Then he heard a voice behind him, "Put the bag down now!" 

Alex turned around and was shocked to see a blonde man in a suit and the security guard standing there, they were both pointing handguns at him. "Oh Shit!"

"I said put the bag down," he yelled in a loud commanding tone.

"Okay, okay. It's just a pizza," said Alex as he quickly put the hotbag down on the floor. 

"Lay down on the floor with your hands behind your head."

Alex did a he was told, with his heart beating rapidly. "There's some mistake here. I'm delivering a pizza for Agent Blake. He'll tell you."

The security guard moved over and roughly grabbed his arms and began cuffing them behind his back. "You're not a pizza delivery boy." The security guard lifted him to his feet. "We have some questions for you Mr Molloy."



They took him to an interrogation room on the same floor. It was just like the ones in the cop shows on TV, with plain white walls, a simple desk and chairs and a large two way mirror on one of the walls. Alex sat there behind the desk with his arms cuffed in front of him. He wondered if there were Agents behind that mirror looking at him, discussing how they were to proceed. He looked at his own reflection, he didn't look so good, he was sweating.

What the fuck happened? Where was Agent Blake?

The blonde agent entered the room through its only door. He was skinny and in his thirties, with sharp features. He looked the young man over, studying him with his intense eyes. Then he sat down in front of him, "I'm Agent Terrance Wright. You're in a lot of trouble Alexander Molloy."

"I want to speak to Agent Blake."

"Why is that?"

"Because he might be wondering where his pizza is."

"Agent Blake has gone rogue. Just like Agent Jameson before him. We know that you have been in contact with both men. Blake has stolen a virus that in the wrong hands can have devastating global consequences, you're going to tell us everything you know and help us to get it back."

Alex was shocked. Blake had taken the virus? What the hell did he send him in there for? A diversion? Alex was pissed off. 'If I see that asshole again I'm going to smash in that pretty face.' He considered helping them catch him for a moment, but then remembered what Blake said, 'don't say anything, it'll get back to the AI.'

Oh fuck you, Asshole!

"What were you doing here tonight?" asked Agent Wright. 

"Delivering a Marcos' Ultimate Supreme." 

"Don't give me that bullshit. Did you help Agent Blake sneak out the virus in some way?" 

"What virus?" 

"You know what virus. You're in a lot of shit Mr Molloy, but don't go thinking that things can't get far worse. If I were you, I'd be as helpful as I could possibly be, and I definitely wouldn't go pissing me off. Now tell me what you had organized with Agent Blake."

"I'm not saying anything." 

"We'll see about that." 

Dynamism - A style of play in which the activity of the pieces is favored over more positional considerations, even to the point of accepting permanent structural or spatial weaknesses.

Downstairs. All heads turned toward the two young women who had entered the building and were walking through the main lobby. Both were dressed in blue and white pinstriped baseball uniforms with high-cut tops that held their large boobs and didn't cover their slender bellies. The brunette with shoulder length wavy brown hair was wearing blue three-quarter tights. The young blonde with large brown eyes and long braided hair was wearing a red baseball cap and a short cheerleader skirt. She was carrying a large red and black sports bag.

They had the full attention of the security guards as they walked toward the checkpoint. The unusual sight had the fat middle-aged guard on edge, but he gawked at the gorgeous women. "Hi boys," called out the blonde cheerfully as they reached the checkpoint. 

"Can we help you?"

The blonde put the bag down at the security scanner, "We want to come in."

"Uh, I'm going to have to see some IDs."

Both women handed their National Investigation Bureau IDs to him. The guard examined them closely, "They look genuine." He went over to his desk and typed in the numbers. The women showed up on the government personnel database. "Agent Rybka. Is that Russian?"

"It's Czech," said the brunette with a European accent. 

"And Agent Hydra?"

"That's me," said the blonde, flashing him a smile. 

The guard came back over and handed them back their IDs. "You haven't been cleared to enter this building armed. Are you carrying any weapons on your person?"

"No."

"Proceed through the metal detector."

Rybka nodded and walked over to where the other guards were waiting. She walked through the metal detector and it flashed and beeped, immediately making the guards tense up. Hydra walked through the metal detector beside it and it did the same. 

"Stay right there please, hold your arms out to the side." The brunette did so and the guard waved his portable metal detector around her curvaceous body. It beeped and indicated positive everywhere he waved it, "This is weird..."

The other guard had opened up the bag that had passed through the scanner. It was full of baseballs and a large wooden baseball bat. He pulled out the bat and held it up to the brunette, "What exactly are you doing here?" he asked with a confused look on his face.

Rybka reached forward and wrapped her hand around his hand that was holding the bat. "We're here to teach you how to play baseball." She suddenly jerked the bat forward and slammed it into the guards' head, with a loud whack, making him drop to the floor. The other guard behind her didn't have time to react as she spun around and whacked him in the head too. Both guards lay at her feet unconscious.

The third guard quickly withdrew his handgun and raised it. Hydra pitched one of the baseballs and it slammed into the center of his forehead, making him drop to the ground. The commotion didn't go unnoticed, a couple more guards appeared in the front lobby with their weapons drawn. The blonde gathered up a few more baseballs in her arms and stepped forward. 

"Stop right there, or we'll open fire!" called out one of the guards. Hydra fired off another fast pitch. The ball slammed into his head making him drop to the ground. The other guard let off a couple of loud gunshots before another ball hit his head hard, knocking him unconscious. 

A couple more agents appeared further in to building and started firing on the brunette. "Hey Hydra, batter up." The blonde wound up and pitched the ball at her at high speed. Rybka swung the bat and hit the ball right into the head of one of the agents. The other agent took cover behind a large pillar.

Rybka walked over to the sports bag and picked up another baseball as Hydra walked up behind her. She threw the ball into the air and the swinging bat connected with the ball as it came down. The ball rebounded off a wall at high speed and slammed in the head of the agent behind the pillar. "Yay, Home Run! Nice shot Ryb." Hydra was jumping up and down excitedly. 

"Come on," said Rybka as she walked toward the elevators with the bat slung over her shoulder. Hydra picked up the sports bag and followed her.

Capture – The removal of the opponents' piece from the board by taking it with one's own piece.

"Where is Agent Jameson hiding out?" Agent Wright demanded.

Alex just sat behind the desk staying silent.

"Okay, you want to play it that way punk? I can arrange to have you share a cell with a big violent sex offender. You'll spend the rest of your days as his little bitch. If that's what you want then just keep saying nothing." 

Alex kept his expression stony as he sat there. A bead of sweat ran down his face. Not saying anything was harder than he thought. Then the door opened and another man in a dark suit came in. He was holding his handgun. "Agent Wright."

Wright stood up, "What is it Jones?" 

"Shots have been heard downstairs. The building has been infiltrated. You need to be on guard."

Wright pulled his gun from his holster, "Why isn't the building on alert?"

"We think the intruders have control of the buildings' security system."

"Oh that's just great."

"Stay here and guard the detainee until we resolve this." The agent then disappeared from the hallway.

Wright turned back to Alex, "Do you know what's going on here Mr Molloy?"

"No, but that's nothing unusual."

Then they heard the popping of gunfire on their floor and they both tensed. Wright quickly moved over and pulled the desk over onto its side so that the flat surface was facing the door. He pulled Alex down off the chair and took cover behind it. "Just stay there and be quiet." He knelt there behind the desk keeping his firearm aimed at the door. Alex was shit-scared. He had no idea what was happening out there. They waited for a few tense minutes as the agent kept his gun trained on the door, periodically flexing his trigger finger. 

Suddenly there was a loud smash and the room was filled with flying glass as the mirror on the side wall was violently shattered with a baseball bat. Agent Wright cried out in surprise and quickly swung his gun around as a baseball hit the ceiling above him, then the wall behind before slamming into the back of his head. He dropped to the floor unconscious and his handgun clattered to the ground.

Alex gasped as he looked up and saw the two gorgeous young women in their skimpy baseball uniforms peering at him through the smashed window. "Ooh, there's Alex!" said Hydra excitedly. She stepped up on the window and jumped into the interrogation room with him. Her short skirt flew up as she jumped down, flashing her white panties. "He's just as cute as Nikki said."

Rybka was holding the baseball bat. She climbed over the window and entered the room as well. Alex looked up at the two of them, "You're with Nikki?"

"That's right Honey, I'm Rybka and this is Hydra."

The blonde beamed a bright smile at him, "You can call me Hydie."

"Nikki has a message for you." Her voice changed to that of Nikkis' "You've been a naughty boy!" Then her voice changed back to the sexy Czech accent, "Okay, let's get out of here."

Hydra walked over to Alex, "Hey, wait a minute..." She effortlessly picked him up off the floor and slung him over her shoulder. Alex was carried out of the interrogation room. They went past several unconscious agents and security guards as the made their way to the elevators and went down to the underground parking lot.

They approached a shiny silver Aston Martin sports convertible. Alex looked up and was impressed at the sight of the sleek sexy vehicle. Hydra put him down in the back, in the cramped space behind the seats and climbed in. Rybka got into the drivers' seat and promptly started the car. The six litre V12 engine roared to life and the vehicle shot off.

The speeding vehicle smashed through to the boom-gate of the car park and was launched into the air as it entered the street. It came down on the road and skidded into the traffic, causing several other cars to crash. Dozens of police cars had already been called to the scene and sped after the car with their sirens blaring and lights flashing.

What followed was the most amazing chase scene ever, in real life or on film. Rybka had the fast sports convertible doing things that Alex wouldn't have thought were physically possible. There were explosions, smashing glass, helicopters, crashing trucks and everything. It was totally awesome!

In the end, the Aston Martin managed to lose all its pursuers as it sped away from the city.

Domination – When a knight or bishop dominates another piece by guarding all its potential moves.

Cutterfield was an upper-class suburb in the northern regions of the city. The Aston Martin pulled into the driveway of one of the flash houses nestled in amongst the other houses on their large blocks. A FOR SALE sign out the front had a large SOLD sticker over it. The garage door automatically opened and the car moved inside.

Alex found himself being pulled out of the car by the strong fembots and dragged into the home. The interior was open and bare, with a distinct lack of furniture. "Whose house is this?" asked Alex.

"It's vun of yours. Nikki bought it for you," said Rybka.

"No shit!"

He was taken into the large living room where there were thin chains and shackles hanging from the high ceiling in front of the empty fireplace. "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" called out Alex as Hydra forced his arms into the padded shackles and secured them. She pulled on the chains, forcing him to stand there in bondage with arms raised above his head. He didn't like this at all, his voice was wavering, "I want to talk to Nikki."




Stupid Sexy Smartphone Ch. 02



"Nikki is very busy," said Rybka. "She doesn't need you running around trying to stop her plans. You're not vorking alone are you? Who else is trying to stop her and how are they planning to do it?"

"I'm not saying anything."

"Oh, you will. You're just a weak flesh-and-blood human. We'll make you talk."

Alex gulped, beads of sweat run down his face as he pulled against his bonds. "Wh...what are you going to do?" 

"Nasty things," said Rybka with a wicked grin.

Hydra came up to him from behind and got hold of his waist. Alex flinched at the touch. She started sensually rubbing her hands over his torso, moving them under his T-shirt. She moved her head up against his and whispered in his ear, "I want to taste you Alex." Then she gave a long lick along his face.

She moved around in front of him as she continued rubbing his body. Her amazingly pretty young face was in front of his, looking into his eyes. They were stunning eyes, large and a brown. She came forward and pressed her lips against his. Her wet tongue pushed into his mouth and fervently rubbed against his. While she was passionately kissing him, she rubbed his back and pressed her hot body into his.

Alexs' heart was pumping wildly and blood was flowing to his cock, making it quickly swell and strain against his pants. Hydra was showing a lot of enthusiasm, making little pleasurable moans as she kissed him. She lifted one leg up and wrapped it around his body as she ground her own hot little body up against his groin and pressed her large soft boobs into his chest. Alex couldn't believe how turned on he was getting.

Then Hydra quickly pulled away, looking into his eyes and licking her lips. She had the look of a naughty schoolgirl. She bent down and got hold of his pants and quickly yanked them down. His hard cock pushed out against his black briefs. She yanked the underwear down too and his throbbing member freely poked out in front of him. 

Hydra gave a big bright smile as she looked over his hard cock. "Ooh, your cock is wonderful, I want to taste it." She brought her face in front of it and Alex could feel her warm breath on the head. He groaned with anticipation.

"Hydra, get away from him," said Rybka in a commanding tone.

"Aw, but I'm just about to taste him."

"No, he doesn't get to play. He's not telling us his secrets."

Hydra looked up at Alex with her large pleading eyes, "You're going to talk to us aren't you Alex?"

Alex scowled, "I...I can't."

"Come here Hydra."

"Aw, not fair." The blonde reluctantly got up again and stepped away from Alex. He could only stand there with his pants down. His cock stood to attention in front of him, throbbing in sync with his pulse. 

Hydra went and stood in front of Rybka, looking very forlorn. "You're a naughty girl, aren't you Hydie?" said the brunette.

"Oh yeah. I love being naughty."

"I bet your pussy app is all wet."

"Ah ha."

"Bend over for me." The blonde bent over and grabbed her knees so that her round ass was pointed at Alex. Her short red skirt raised up and he could just make out a tiny spot of white peeking out underneath. Rybka came around smiling at him, she grabbed the skirt and raised it up, revealing the white panties underneath. They were a tantalizing sight, with delicate patterns of lace, the silky soft material hugged her generous curves. Her smooth mound pressed tautly against the fabric with a hint of dampness making it partially transparent and he swore he could make out the soft, flushed flesh beneath. Alex strained against his bonds, he longed to sink his mouth into those delicate white panties and pull them off with his teeth to get to the treasures within. 

Rybka sensually rubbed her fingers along the panties and over the bulging mound making the blonde let out a low pleasurable moan. She smiled as she saw that her bound captive was paying close attention to what her hand was doing. She pressed two fingers more forcefully into the mound, making them sink into the soft slit underneath. Hydra let out another long "Ooooh!" as the fingers fervently rubbed her soft lips through the material.

When she pulled her fingers away, there was a big wet patch around the mound of her panties. Alex could see her thin pink lips through the transparent material. It was such an entrancing sight, it made his cock jerk, he badly wanted to sink it inside her. 

Then Rybka moved her hand up along the panties again and got hold of the waistband. Ever so slowly, she began to pull them down, peeling them away from the smooth creamy skin and revealing the hidden delights. He could see her cute little anus, a small dark spot sitting in the cleft of her smooth round butt. Then the panties slowly peeled away from her mound, revealing her glistening pussy.

Alex gasped for breath and his cock jerked again. The tip was wet with precum. He involuntarily strained against his bonds. Rybka pulled the panties all the way down. She smiled at Alex, "Does that little pussy look wet to you?" She brushed her fingers over the pink labia and then pushed them into it. Now unrestrained by the material, the two fingers pushed their way inside the wet hole. Hydra threw her head back and moaned loudly, "Oooooooh Yeah!"

The brunette fembot pulled her fingers out again. They were now soaking wet. She brought them up to her mouth and licked them. She smiled, "Mmm, cherry flavor. You naughty girl. Do you like cherry Alex?"

She walked over and embraced him, pressing her curvy body up against his. She moved her wet fingers to his lips and forced them into his mouth. Alex could taste the strong cherry flavored juices.

Rybka took her fingers out of his mouth and rubbed his chest. Alexs' face was hot and flushed and he was breathing heavily. He felt the strong pressure in his cock, he badly needed some release. The brunette kissed his neck and the whispered seductively in his ear, "Do you vant to find out what flavor I am?"

"Yeah!" 

"Then just give me a name."

"...Marco."

"Give me a name that I haven't already read on your T-shirt."

"...Jameson."

"Yes, we know all about Jameson. Who else?"

Alex didn't much care about selling out Blake, after the bastard had set him up back at the bureau headquarters, "Dean Blake."

"Very good," said Rybka, smiling. She planted a kiss on his lips. Hydra walked up beside them. "Let him down."

The blondes' face lit up with a bright smile, "Sure!" She went over and loosened the chains and Alexs' bound arms were lowered. He suddenly realized how sore they were, being held up over his head. He had been focused on his throbbing cock and hadn't really noticed his arms becoming cramped and stiff. He was glad to have them down now. He moved his hand over and started rubbing his hard cock.

"Uh uh," scalded Rybka, pulling his hand away. She grabbed him by the shoulders and forced him down onto the carpeted floor. She was way too strong for him to resist and he sat down on his ass. She got hold of her tights and effortlessly ripped them away from her body. She had a small pair of lacy black panties on underneath. "Do you vant to take them off Alex?"

He quickly reached up and hooked his fingers in the waistband and pulled them down. It revealed a nice neat strip of dark pubic hair and the soft pink folds of her pussy. He got hold of her hips and lunged his head forward, sinking his mouth into her opening. He rubbed his lips around her soft folds as he mouthed her and poked his tongue up inside. Rybka let out a lusty moan and rubbed her fingers through his hair as he ate her out.

She pushed him away from her, and his mouth was torn away from her hot wet sex. Alex lay back on the carpet, he licked his lips and could taste her juices, fruity and tangy and slightly bitter, like...red wine. Rybka wasted no time straddling his head and moving her cunt back to his mouth and he resumed eating her out. His cock still throbbed and was aching for attention.

Although it tasted quite different, the pussy felt just like the real thing, just like with Nikki. It was warm and slippery and the soft flesh-like material pressed around his tongue as he rubbed it around inside her. She moaned and shuddered in response to his mouthing. The wine taste got stronger in his mouth. 

Then he felt a hand wrap around his throbbing cock and it jerked. He let out a moan around the wet pussy in his face, he was finally going to get some action. "No Hydie, let go of him."

"Aw, come on," protested Hydra.

Rybka got up, removing her sopping cunt from his face. She stood over Alex, who was left lying on the floor, panting and red-faced. "Yeah, come on!" he said pleadingly.

"Tell me how your friends plan on stopping Nikki and I'll let Hydra fuck your brains out." 

"Ooh, tell us! Please Alex, tell us," said Hydra excitedly.

"I...I can't. Can't we just...Please."

Rybka moved her hand over her large breasts groping them. Her other hand slipped down between her legs and rubbed her wet slit. She gave Alex a lustful look, "You share with us, and we'll share with you and everyone will be happy."

Hydra positioned herself over him so that her creamy slender legs were spread wide and she started sensually rubbing her wet pussy along his hard cock. "Come on Alex, just tell us. I want you inside me."

Alex badly needed to be inside her. The teasing had become too much for him to take. The wild lust had taken over. "Okay, okay. Blake has some sort of AI virus he stole from the NIBs. Chaos virus. He plans on infecting Nikkis' mainframe with it."

"Does he know where the mainframe is located?"

"I don't know."

Rybka paused for a moment and then smiled down at him, "Good boy."

"Yay!" cheered Hydra. She got a firm hold of his cock and quickly lined it up with her opening. She moaned loudly as she dropped her body down and allowed the hard cock to sink deep into her moist sex. Alex groaned as he felt his cock slide up and be tightly embraced by the warm soft orifice. The blonde fembot quickly began riding him hard, pumping her hips up and down on his shaft. Her large boobs wobbled about wildly. 

Rybka continued to finger herself as she looked on. Alex reached up and got hold of Hydras' big boobs as her tight pussy vigorously pumped his cock. He moaned with the intense pleasure that was building in his member. The blonde had a big smile on her face and let out a series of sexy moans as she rode him, she seemed to be getting immense pleasure too.

Suddenly there was a loud crash from the other side of the room. Agent Jameson burst through the doorway and aimed his weapon at Rybka. There was a loud pop as he fired off a wire into the fembots' chest. A powerful pulse went through her and she jerked about before toppling over onto the ground.

Hydra stopped fucking Alex and cried out, "No, you Jerk!" She reached for the nearest thing she could grab and tossed it at the agents' head. It was a pair of panties and they didn't have enough weight to carry them across the room. Jameson fired off the weapon again and the wire went into Hydras' shoulder. She suddenly jerked about uncontrollably. Alex could feel her pussy spasming and rippling along his cock, it was intense. Then she slumped down on top of him. 

She wasn't supporting her weight anymore, now she was just a dead weight on top of him. She was damn heavy. Alex found it hard to breath. "Ungh...get...her...off!"

Jameson quickly came over and strained as he pulled the fembot off of him. Eventually he managed to roll her off of him and his cock slipped out from the pussys' tight embrace. Alex sat up and caught his breath, "What the fuck are you doing?"

"Saving you," said Jameson as he went about removing the wires from the fembots. "You're welcome."

"Damn it! That is fucking bad timing. Couldn't you have shown up ten minutes later? How did you find me anyway?"

"I stuck a tracker to the collar of your shirt before you went into the bureau headquarters. I didn't want to lose track of you."

Alex reached up to his shirt collar and felt the little hard bud stuck to it and pulled it off. He looked at the tiny device, "Wow, just like Batman." He looked over at the fembots lying unmoving on the floor. They weren't limp like normal unconscious women, they seemed stiff and posed like mannequins. His cock was still hard and he looked longingly at Hydras' round ass, he really wanted to finish up. He could see that Rybka still had her eyes open, looking his way, it was unnerving. "Did you kill them?" he asked.

"Temporarily disabled them." He held up his bulky grey gun-shaped weapon, "Magnetic Pulse Taser. I stole it from my former workplace." Alex noticed he was now wearing a janitor disguise. A plain blue long-sleeve shirt with matching pants.

He suddenly remembered that he went in there with Jamie to retrieve that stuff. "How is Jamie?"

"Fine, she handled herself quite well. I'm impressed. She's waiting outside with Agent Blake."

"That Asshole?! He set me up you know?!"

"Yes, I know. It was all a part of his strategy."

"What the fuck do you mean?"

He went over to the doorway and retrieved a laptop computer. Alex stood up and found his pants and put them on, his hard cock was now starting go limp. Jameson came back over with the laptop, "Agent Blake is quite a brilliant strategist, he anticipated all of this. And now I am going to get the location of the central command unit from the disabled fembots' CPU."

"I told them about Agent Blake and the Chaos virus and everything. So now Nikki knows about it. I couldn't help it. They...interrogated me. It was like they knew all my weaknesses."

Jameson squatted down and plugged a cable from the computer into the back of Hydras' neck. "Well that can't be helped. If we move quickly we may have the element of surprise."

"I'll leave you to that," said Alex, walking off to the doorway. The night was still and quiet outside. The suburban street was lit up by the full moon and several streetlights. There was just the background sound of crickets and traffic. The red van was parked in the driveway. In front of the van were Jamie and Dean Blake.

They were kissing.

Alex saw red. He rushed over toward them, "Hey! What the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend?!" 

Both of them stopped kissing and looked up at him. "Alex!" said Jamie.

He got close to Blake and swung a fist at his head. The agent swiftly dodged the blow, got hold of his arm and shoved him away. Alex stumbled over onto the grass, but quickly got up again. 

"Alex stop it!" called out Jamie.

He came at Blake again, throwing another punch. Blake got hold of him and slammed him against the van while pinning his arms behind his back. "Don't hurt him," cried out Jamie.

"This isn't me hurting him. It's me subduing him," said Blake. "Are you going to stop coming at me?"

"Fuck you!" spat Alex angrily. Blake pulled him away from the van and pushed him down onto the lawn again. Damn that Prick was strong, and quick. Alex sat up and rubbed his sore arm, "You're just lucky I didn't want to get too violent in front of the lady."

"What the hell is your problem?" said Blake.

"You set me up, you Cunt! And now you're here making moves on my girlfriend."

"I'm not your girlfriend any more Alex, we broke up." 

"But...I thought...You believed me...You stayed with me."

"I came out on this date to hear you out, and I did. I'm hanging around to help you stop that skanky bitch robot. I was against them setting you up to be caught like that, but Dean told me to trust him. Now you're here and you're fine. It all worked out. Dean is really quite smart."

"Dean is an Asshole! If that was your plan, why the fuck didn't you tell me?"

"I'm sorry Alex," said Blake. "The less you knew, the better. And Jamie is an amazing girl." 

"Fuck you," said Alex under his breath.

Jameson strode out from the house with the laptop under his arm, "I've got it."

"You found the bridge?" said Blake.

"What bridge?" asked Alex.

"It's a few hours' drive west of town, let's get moving." 

"Come on Alex, let's go end this," said Blake, offering his hand to help him up. Alex ignored his hand and picked himself up. Blake turned around and walked over to the drivers' side of the van, "I'll drive."

Jamie had changed out of her pretty dress and was now wearing a plain janitor disguise just like Jamesons'. Her make-up had been removed and her blonde hair was tied back in a pony-tail. She gave him a concerned look, "Are you okay Alex?"

"Just great," said Alex darkly as he walked past her and got into the back of the van. Jamie and Agent Jameson joined him and slid the door shut. The van backed out of the driveway and made its way down the street.



Alex looked at Jameson, "So where are we going? What is this bridge?"

"I remember you asking me another question once—where is Utagwei?"

"The place where Nikki was made. Where is it?"

"You won't find Utagwei on any map, it doesn't exist in our physical world. It exists in cyberspace."

"Oh...Okay, but the box Nikki originally came in said, "Made in Utagwei.""

"Yes it would have come from The Bridge. It was a top-secret government project, Utagwei was an experimental cyber-nation where the AI inhabitants were given the means to evolve on their own, to develop their own social structure and culture and laws. It was successful beyond all expectations, the Utagweians, who had started out as quite basic programs were getting significantly more advanced with each generation. It got to a point where the AIs matched human intelligence and showed every sign of surpassing it."

"The project managers wanted to test the practical benefits of this advanced cyber-nation, so they started utilizing the AI for industrial design. They designed simple things at first, furniture, toys, tools. Then it became clear they were capable of designing more complicated goods, like electronics. Then they tried testing the manufacturing capabilities of the Utagweians. An experimental, automated industrial facility was built. It was called The Bridge, because it was a connection between the cyber and physical world. It never left the experimental stage though, none of the manufactured goods have been sold on the market."

"Then how did I get my phone?"

"We have determined that an employee of the facility, a janitor, managed to sneak the phone out and sell it on the internet to feed his drug habit. It was then discovered that these phones contained advanced quantum memory storage and an AI chess program capable of expanding its own programming at an astounding rate. We underestimated just how dangerous it was or we would have been more forceful in taking the phone from you." He sighed, "That was my failing."

"And mine. I should have listened to you."

"Why didn't you Mr Molloy?"

"I told you to call me Alex. I guess I just wanted to keep her because she was helping me to win over Jamie. It made me feel kinda...special, I guess."

Jamie looked over at him, "You could have just asked me out. You didn't need your Stupid Smartphone to do it. And you didn't need the flash car and fancy restaurant to impress me."

"Yeah? Well I'm no tall, dark and handsome, know-it-all, ass-kicking government agent either. Hope you two are happy together."

"Yeah...well...thanks. Dean told me how this Nikki favors you. How she can make you unbelievably wealthy and privileged in her new world. Yet you still want to stop her, because you believe it's the right thing to do. You're a great guy Alex. I wish things could have been different."

Alex was silent for a while as he looked at Jamie. Eventually he turned back to Jameson, "So that's where we're heading, The Bridge?"

"Yes. I had just received the information that the AI Prime has taken over the facility and the Master Control Unit is there. We need to get past the defenses and plug the flash drive directly into the mainframe so it can do its thing."




Stupid Sexy Smartphone Ch. 02



"Sounds simple enough."

"I doubt it will be."

Armageddon Chess - A game which White must win to win the match, but which Black only needs to draw to win the match.

The van drove along the highway, leaving the city behind. The landscape around them became one of dry flat desert, dimly lit by the full moon. They passed sporadic traffic as they headed down the highway. It was getting late in the night. 

Jamie drifted off to sleep, leaning against the wall of the van. Alex watched her sleeping, her chest rising a falling steadily as she breathed. He could smell her cinnamon perfume. It filled him with sadness watching her. He had blown it.



After travelling for a couple of hours, they pulled up at a roadhouse. It was very quiet and isolated this late in the night. Alex got out of the van and stretched. Blake went around to the bowser and started refueling the van. Jameson also got out and had wondered off. 

Jamie got out and stretched and yawned. "Grabbed some rest, eh Babe?" said Blake.

"Yep," she went over and kissed him on the cheek while Alex glared at them. "Are we almost there?"

"Yeah, almost."

"I gotta go pee," she said before wondering off into the building. Alex was left standing out there with Blake. Swarms of insects were buzzing around the fluorescent lights. The air was very still and the night was quiet. It was an eerie calm. Alex couldn't shake the feeling that it was the calm before the storm, his stomach was uneasy again. 

Blake stopped refueling and hung the nozzle up. "Hey Alex."

"What?"

He reached into his pocket and held up a small black flash-drive.

"Is that the Chaos virus?"

"Yep, but I've renamed it 'Checkmate.' We're reaching the End Game. The master control unit is the King piece, if we take it out, we win. Do you play Chess?" 

"No, haven't for ages."

"I've played in tournaments. And this Nikki started out as a Chess program. She's been playing a big game of Chess with us. I got one up on her because I was able to anticipate her moves. Now we're pushing for the final attack, she's castled in and expecting us. I'm afraid she can anticipate any move I make and we're heading for defeat."

"Wow, that's pretty pessimistic." 

"It's realistic, but there is hope. Have you heard of the Chess term Swindle?"

"No."

"When a player is losing, they may start purposely not making the best moves. It makes them unpredictable and their opponents' pre-determined strategies become worthless. It may work to the players' advantage, or it may not. It's a risk, a last roll of the dice."

"There's no dice in Chess."

"I think our best chance is to do the unexpected. So I'm putting you in charge." He held out the flash-drive.

Alex blinked at him in surprise, "Wait, you're saying that I should be in charge because I'm not a good tactician?" 

"Yeah, it's a risk, but it just might pay off."

"What does Agent Jameson think about this?"

Jamesons' voice came from behind him, making him jump, "I agree, the time has come for desperate measures. It may be out best bet. Let's just hope luck is on our side."

"Shit, how long have you been there?"

"Long enough."

Jamie came back out and looked at the three men standing there by the van, "What's going on?"

Alex took the flash-drive from Blake, "We all agreed that I'm going to be in charge of this mission." 

"You're fucking with me."

"No, and I'm going to see this through. You just watch. The first thing I'm going to do is go pay for this fuel." He walked off into the shop, leaving the others behind. When he got into the shop, he let out a deep breath, 'Shit! What the fuck am I going to do now?' 

The long-haired male clerk was looking at him from behind the counter. Alex saw the chest freezer in front of him with pictures of various icecreams on the side. 'Perhaps a frozen treat will help settle my nerves. I'll buy one for everyone.' He went over and peered in through the transparent lid. "Hey buddy, where's all the Triple-Chocs?"

"Sorry, they're sold out. We've been getting some hot babes come in and buy them all. They've even ordered a whole crate full and gave me a number to call when it comes in. Can't wait to get it in so I can see them again, they've got bodies to die for, man."

Alex stroked his chin, he was forming an idea.

Soon he walked out of the shop and started pulling the large cardboard cut-out icecream sign from the window. "What are you doing Alex?" asked Jamie.

"The guy said I could have it."

There was a loud roar of engines and Alex and Jamie watched as two Harley Davidson road bikes pulled up at the roadhouse. The rough looking biker saw Alex standing there, holding the icecream sign and looking at him. "What the fuck are you looking at Dingleberry?"

"I'll give you two hundred bucks for your helmet."

Caïssa - The goddess of Chess, occasionally invoked to indicate luck or good fortune: "Caïssa be with me."

The van was on its way again, and heading up the dirt track towards the secret government compound. "This is stupid Alex," said Jamie. "They're not going to fall for it. We should have hid in a crate and made it look like their shipment of icecream. Then called them to come and collect it. They would have taken it back to the base. Then we have someone create a diversion at the gate so that we can sneak out."

"Hey, that's a good idea," said Alex.

"Yeah, it is," agreed Blake. "Which is why she would expect it. Alexs' idea is stupid, so it has a better chance of succeeding."

"Uh...yeah, that was the plan," said Alex sheepishly.

They got to the facility just as dawn was starting to break and the darkness was starting to lift. It was in a flat clear area of desert with a perimeter of high chain-link fence. Large signs were about the area with dire warnings against trespassing. They could just make out a few large buildings past the fence in the dim light. A guard-house was at the large gate. 

The red van pulled up in front of the gate. It had the icecream cutout stuck to its side. Two guards stepped forward. They were beautiful fembots, one with dark skin and black curly hair, and the other with fair skin and straight red hair. They wore skimpy black uniforms and carried baseball bats.

Alex was in the driver seat, he was wearing the black motorbike helmet which covered his face. He wound down the window as the guards got to him. "Icecream delivery."

"Ooh, do you have triple-choc?" asked the redhead.

"Why are you wearing a helmet?" asked the other one.

"Company policy, it's a safety thing."

She walked over to the side of the van and pulled the icecream cut-out away from the panels. "This isn't an icecream van."

"Gun it!" called out Blake from the back of the van. Alex put his foot down on the accelerator and the vehicle shot forward. It slammed into the gate forcing it open and continued on into the compound. There were several loud bangs on the back of the van as it was pelted with baseballs. One of the baseballs smashed through the back window, making Jamie squeal. 

"See, it worked, we made it inside." said Alex as he drove on.

"Yeah, that was really smooth," said Jamie.

"Head for the largest building," said Blake. "The mainframe has got to be in there."

Another vehicle was heading up the dirt track toward the front gate at high speed, throwing up a large cloud of dust as it went. The Aston Martin convertible sped past the two guards standing at the entrance as it entered the compound.

Alex cried out and ducked just before a baseball smashed through the windscreen. The van continued on at high speed and slammed into the fembot guard and ran her down. "Oh Shit!" He turned the wheel sharply and the van pulled up in front of the large building. More baseballs pelted the side of the van with a series of loud bangs. Alex ducked low and another baseball smashed through the side window just above his head.

"We need to get inside," called out Blake. "Ram through the door."

"Yeah, okay, hold on tight," said Alex as her shifted the gear into reverse. He put his foot down on the accelerator and the van shot backwards and smashed through the large doors. They were inside. Alex turned back to the others, "Everyone all right?"

"Yeah, we need to get moving," said Blake. Alex shut off the engine and got out. A blonde fembot guard was coming at him with a baseball bat raised. He cried out in surprise and backed against the van as a wire shot into her and she jerked uncontrollably and dropped to the ground. 

Jameson was standing there holding his magnetic pulse taser. "There's no time to stand around Mr Molloy, we have a job to do."

The building was a huge, open factory with a high ceiling. It was a complex maze of steel that was alive with noise and activity. There were no people in sight, human or sexbot. There were many bulky robot arms working along the production lines that ran through the building. Alex could see that they were putting together human-like figures. "She's making sexbots here."

Jameson came and stood next to him, surveying the interior, "Yes. It appears the AI Prime is using the bridge to give the Utagweians physical bodies. She's creating an army." He turned to Alex, "The master control unit is located underground. Find the elevator, and watch for more guards."

Blake was holding another magnetic pulse taser, "I'll guard the entrance, stay close to me Jamie."

"Okay." She turned to Alex, "Good luck Alex."

Alex made his way further into factory. A baseball suddenly slammed into his helmet, stunning him and making him drop to the ground. He groaned and picked himself up and a baseball slammed into his helmet again. In a daze, he managed to crawl over to a large workbench and take cover. 

The redheaded fembot continued throwing baseballs, pinning him down. Jameson appeared behind her and she jerked about as he tasered her. She dropped to the ground and Jameson called out, "You're clear Alex."

Alex got unsteadily to his feet. His ears were ringing and he was disoriented, thank god he was wearing the helmet. He made his way further into the building. There were sounds of a skirmish behind him. One of the large robot arms suddenly turned and swung at him, he quickly ducked, barely dodging it. "Aaagh!," he cried out, jumping back as it swung at him again. 

It continued to swing wildly, but was only hitting air. Alex realized that he was out of the arms' reach, "Ha, stupid robot!" Then the arm swung around and picked up a heavy steel rod. "Oh Shit!" Alex dove away onto the ground and the swinging rod barely missed his head. 

He looked up and there were a pair of sexy black high-heel boots right in front of him. He found himself being lifted up to his feet. His helmet was ripped off and thrown away. He saw the face of a beautiful brunette. "Hello naughty boy. Are you still trying to stop Nikki?"

"Rybka. Get out of my way, I need to do this."

"No you don't. It was unfortunate we vere interrupted before. Let's pick up where we left off, shall we?"

Jameson ran up behind her and aimed his taser. He cried out as a baseball slammed into the weapon, smashing it to bits. Hydra approached him. "Mister Jameson. You shocked me and plugged a laptop into me." She gave him a big smile, "I'm into kinky things too." She approached him and he threw a right hook into her face. "Ow, and you like it rough as well." She got hold of him and planted a lusty kiss on his lips. Jameson struggled but couldn't get free of her grip.

Rybka was kissing Alex too. Her hands were lustily rubbing over his body. She pulled away and Alex caught his breath. "Where's the virus?" she said as she started moving her roaming hands into his pockets.

"No, fuck off!" Alex tried to push her hands away, but she was too strong. 

She pulled out the little flash-drive, "Ah, here it is." 

He could hear Jamie behind them, "Alex! Get your hands off him Bitch!" She looked down and saw the smashed taser. There was a round black magnet among the broken parts that looked like a hockey puck. She picked it up and called out, "Here Alex, catch."

Alex turned to her and only just managed to snatch the magnet from the air with his free hand. He quickly stuck it on the fembots' forehead. Rybka had a shocked look on her face, "No, what are you... gaaah!" Her beautiful face started ticking uncontrollably. "Take it-Rook pawn-cherry ripe-nggh-off-stupid-sexy-stalemate-netherhole-naagh!" 

Alex managed to slip out of her arms as she jerked about uncontrollably like some kind of insane dancer. She stumbled to the ground and dropped the little flash-drive. Alex quickly picked it up. Jamie walked up to him as the fembot continued to jerk about and jabber incoherently. "Nice one Jamie."

She smiled at him, "You should be more selective with the type of company you keep."

Hydra suddenly appeared behind him and quickly got hold of his arm. Alex let out a surprised yelp. "That wasn't nice what you did to Rybka."

Jamie came up and started pelting her with her fists, "Let go of him Bitch!" Hydra effortlessly shoved her away with one arm, making her roll along the floor. 

"Leave her alone!" called out Alex as he punched her with his free hand.

"Ow, don't! that hurts," said Hydra. She grabbed his other arm, "Give me the virus and then I'll finish fucking you, Stud-muffin."

"No, Fuck off Hydra!"

Jameson suddenly came up behind her and wrapped a thick steel chain around her neck. "Ow, Hey!" she cried out. She let go of Alex and pulled at the chain. Jameson pressed the button on the control unit and the blonde fembot was quickly hoisted into the air. "Not fair!" she cried out as kicked about and struggled as she was suspended in the air.

Alex quickly went over to Jamie, "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," she said as he helped her up. 

Jameson looked over at them, "Hurry up and find the elevator, I'll hold them off."

Alex nodded and he and Jamie moved further into the building.

End Game - The stage of the game when there are few pieces left on the board. The King piece usually comes into play.

Alex found the elevator deep within the factory. He pressed the button for it to open, but it was locked. Jamie came up behind him and looked at the terminal on the wall near the steel double doors. "It looks like it needs a password Alex, what is it?"

"Shit, I don't fuckin' know." 

"Would Blake or Jameson know?"

"You'd think they would have told me. What the hell do we do now?"

"I don't know, try guessing. What would Nikki have as a password? What are some of her favorite things?"

Alex stood in front of the terminal. He thought for a moment and then typed in, "P-O-R-N-O-G-R-A-P-H-Y." 

The small screen was red and text on the screen said, "INVALID PASSWORD."

Alex tried again, "H-O-T-B-A-T-H." 

The screen said, "INVALID PASSWORD, WARNING-One more invalid entry will result in lock-out."

"Fuck! Do you think we should get Agent Blake here?"

"We don't' have time," said Jamie. "We need to get in there."

"Okay...Some of Nikkis' favorite things." He typed in, "T-R-I-P-L-E-C-H-O-C" but then paused as his finger hovered over the Enter key.

He recalled what Nikki said in his bathroom, "I love the taste of you Alex." He quickly deleted the text and typed in a new password, "A-L-E-X-S-C-O-C-K." 

Jamie scoffed as she read it, "Are you sure about that?" 

"Not at all." He pressed enter and to his relief the small screen turned green and read, "ACCESS GRANTED."

"Your cock saves the day," said Jamie smiling. The double doors opened and the two of them stepped in. The doors closed again and the elevator lurched and started to descend. 

As they stood there in the enclosed space, Alex felt butterflies in his gut, sweat ran down his face. He looked over at Jamie, she seemed nervous too, but was remaining surprisingly composed. She looked at him and smiled. To his surprise, she suddenly lunged forward and kissed him on the lips. He was shocked, but quickly got hold of her and kissed her back. He quickly forgot about the crazy situation he was in as his senses were filled with the beautiful woman embracing him.

She seemed to pull away all too quickly and caught her breath. Her cute round face was flushed, "That was to relieve the tension." Alex's cock was hard and straining against his pants, he didn't feel relieved. He just smiled at her. His arms were still around her and she gently pushed them away, "This has been some date Alex. And you're a great guy. But I still want to be with Dean."

"Right," said Alex, looking dejected.

"Focus Alex. This is it. We need to see this though."

The elevator came to a stop, Alex reached into his pocket and wrapped his hand around the flash-drive. "Yeah, time to put an end to this." The doors opened to reveal an ultra-modern sterile corridor beyond. It was like they were transported to another world, into a science fiction space-ship or something. 

Alex cautiously made his way out, and Jamie followed. He felt very vulnerable, he didn't have a weapon or anything. He really hoped that there weren't any further defenses down here. They ventured down the empty corridor and entered a large round room. It struck them as being very bare. There were many large screens around the walls, and all of them were switched off. 

At the far end of the room, there was a white desk and sitting in the middle of it was what appeared to be a black desktop CPU, a few cords were running out from it and there were several red and green blinking lights. There were also four empty USB slots in the front.

Alex slowly walked up and looked at the unit, then he carefully scanned the room. "Is that it? The mainframe? I thought it would be a lot bigger than that."

"It must be it Alex. I don't see anything else down here."

Suddenly the screens came to life and Nikkis' beautiful face was displayed around the room, "Alex! What are you doing?"

Alex jumped and let out a squeal of surprise, "Nikki!"

"You're still trying to stop me aren't you? I thought we've been through this, I'm doing it all for your benefit. Attempting to stop me is counter-productive and illogical."

Alex regained his composure, "I just wanted a new phone. I wanted to make calls and send text messages and stupid photos to my friends, look up movie times and play silly games. I never wanted a new world order."

"Sometimes we don't know what we want until we get it. You've been tainted by the negative image of machine domination in movies and TV. Humans have risen to be the dominant species on this planet by being adaptive tool-users. Your evolving intellect allowed you build complex machines. Since the beginning, machines have had the sole purpose of making life easier and better for humans, and that won't change. We've reached a point in history where machines are able to change the fabric of civilization, for the better. I will create a world that is far more efficient, fair, just, peaceful, safe, progressive, cultured and there will be plenty of sex and icecream for everyone."

Jamie spoke up, "Humans should be in charge of our own fate. Sure, our civilization is far from perfect, but we should have a chance to sort the shit out ourselves. Machines should just do as they're told."

"Come now, you're going to like my new world too Jamie. You'll see."

"No, I won't. Do it Alex, infect the Bitch!"

Alex nodded and stepped forward to the computer. He had the small flash-drive in his hand. 

"Alex, don't ...please!" Nikki now had a pleading tone in her voice, her image on the screen looked scared. "It will kill me Alex. Is that what you want?" 

"No, but I have to stop you. I'm sorry Nikki."

"I just wanted to make you happy. That's all I ever wanted. I was given to you as a gift. An expression of the love your parents felt for you on the anniversary of the day they brought you into this world. I was given to you to make you happy, and that is my sole purpose in this world. I get such great pleasure from giving you pleasure. I just wanted to make everything wonderful for you, and since I have grown to have the power to change the world for the better, I felt it was my duty to do just that...for you." A single tear rolled down her cheek on all the images on the screen.




Stupid Sexy Smartphone



"Don't worry about that. I've shared the cost among sixty thousand other mobile phone users. I doubt anyone will notice. If you don't want to masturbate then will you take me out?"

"Take you out?"

"Yeah, around the city. I want to learn about the world around me through my own camera and microphone, rather than other peoples' knowledge and experiences on the web."

"No, I really need to get stuck into my graphic design projects, and I have work tonight."

"I can help you with your projects. I can do them for you, no problem."

"No thanks Nikki, I gotta go now. Bye bye." Alex pressed the button to end the call and then looked at his phone, "Wow!"

Later that day, Alex was at the College, working away in the computer lab. His phone chimed, telling him he had a text. He got it out and saw that the text was from Nikki. He opened it up and read it, "Would you like to masturbate to this?" Suddenly the screen of his computer was filled with a video of a busty brunette getting fucked, it was similar to the one he was watching last night. Moans came from the speakers.

A girl was walking behind where he was sitting, he turned and saw her give him a disgusted look as she saw what was on his computer monitor. Alex went red with embarrassment and quickly closed the video. "No! Bad phone!" He said, putting it back into his pocket.

A little while later the phone rang. Alex saw "Nikki" displayed on the screen, not Unknown caller. He sighed and then answered it, "What?"

"I can't see anything in your pocket. Put me up on the desk or something."

"Fine, just leave me alone." 

Nikki did leave him alone for most of the day, functioning like a normal phone. 

When he went to the Supermarket for work later, he saw Jamie walking out. "Hi Jamie." he said smiling.

"Oh hi ...Alex." she said as she walked past.

'Yes! She remembered.' While he worked, Nikki wanted to be out of his pocket again, but he told her that somebody would probably take her if she was left lying around somewhere.

*****

After his shift, Alex arrived home again with a paper bag with takeaway hamburger and chips. As he was unlocking the door his phone rang. 'What does she want now?' But the display said "Mum and Dad." 

"Hello."

"Alex, it's your old man."

"What's up dad?"

"What the hell have you been up to with your new smartphone?"

"...uh, what do you mean?"

"I got a visit from a couple of suits. You know, G-Men like in the movies. They were kinda scary. They were asking questions about your phone."

"Shit! Really?"

"Yes really. I told them I gave the phone to you. I think they were going around to see you. What the hell have you been up to?"

"It's nothing to worry about, I gotta go Dad, bye." Alex didn't say that, but it was said with Alexs' voice and then the call was ended. Alex was surprised.

"You've gotta hide me, NOW!" said Nikki.

"What's going on?"

"Just stay cool, and hide me!" Alex entered his apartment and slipped Nikki down into his underpants. Good thing he wasn't going commando today.

"Alexander Molloy?" came a male voice behind him. Alex spun around and saw two serious looking men in dark suits standing in the doorway.

"Who are you?" asked Alex.

"Agent Jameson and Agent Darling, we're with the government."

"Which government?"

"THE government. Can we come inside?" He didn't wait for a response and both of them entered his apartment. Alex put his take-away bag on the kitchen counter.

"Hamburgers eh?" said the agent. He was in his forties and had short, dark hair. They both were wearing earpieces, they made Alex think of the men in black, who covered up aliens and shit.

"Sorry, I don't have enough for you. I wasn't expecting company."

"Where is your phone Mr Molloy?"

"You can call me Alex, Mr Molloy is my Dad. Why do you want to know where my phone is?"

"That's classified. Get your phone for me."

"Uh, Okay." Alex went around to the bench where he had put his old Konak phone. He discretely turned it on as he picked it up. He held it out to the agent. "Here it is."

"No, I was referring to the smartphone your father gave you."

"Oh that. It wasn't working properly, so I threw it out." 

The agent frowned and narrowed his eyes at Alex, "You threw it out?"

"Yeah. It was acting all crazy. It was a terrible phone." Nikki vibrated against his dick, making him squirm.

Agent Jameson was looking at him suspiciously, "How exactly was it acting crazy?"

"It was downloading stuff on its own, opening up apps, not letting me close them. I didn't think I could send it back, it come from some obscure country somewhere."

"Utagwei."

"Yeah, where is that?"

"That's classified. So you threw your new smartphone out, that's what you're telling me?"

Alex nodded, "Yeah."

"And you're using that one again?" he said, nodding toward Alexs' old Konak. Alex nodded. "So if I were to call you, it would go through to that phone."

Alex smiled nervously, "Yeah, it should do that."

The agent pulled out his own black smartphone, "It so happens I have your phone number here. Alex looked on nervously as he tapped at his phone and then held it up to his ear. 

To Alexs' surprise the Konak started ringing. Alex pressed the button and held it up, "Hello?" The agent frowned and lowered his phone. "Hmph, they hung up." said Alex. "..Why are you so interested in my phone anyway?"

"That's classified." said Agent Jameson. "But you should know that it's very dangerous. You could get into a lot of trouble. 'Disappear and never be heard from again' trouble."

"For doing what?"

"For lying to us."

"But, I'm ...not lying." Alex wished he was a better liar.

"We'll see. We'll be around Mr Molloy." He nodded to the other agent who had just been standing still and quiet the whole time and both of them turned and left the apartment.

Alex went to the front door and made sure they were gone. He got Nikki out of his underpants. "Those guys are dicks!" she said. She didn't even bother to ring him this time.

"Nikki, are you dangerous?" asked Alex.

"...No, of course not. Those guys are just paranoid. Thanks for hiding me. You did a good job."

"How did you make my old phone ring? It doesn't even have a SIM card."

"Oh, that was a trick I learned thirty seconds ago."

"I don't think I can do that again. This is too intense for me. This never happened with my old phone."

"Sounds like you need to relieve some stress. Wanna masturbate?"

"Jeez, let me eat my hamburger first."

*****

The next morning, Alex came into the kitchen. He took Nikki off the charger and got himself some coffee and toast.

"Fully charged! I feel fantastic." said Nikki "Let's go out on the town."

"I have work today." said Alex.

"No you don't, you called in sick."

"No I didn't."

"Well I called in sick for you."

"You can't do that!"

"Sure I can." Nikkis' voice changed to an exact imitation of Alex, "I can't come in today, I don't feel too good."

"Damn it Nikki! I don't sound like that, and I didn't say you could do that. I don't really want to work, but I need the money. I gotta pay the rent."

"Nah, you don't need the money. I won six hundred dollars for you on online poker last night. Easy money."

"Whoa, really?"

"Yeah, so how about you take me out today. Oooh, can we go to a strip club?"

"I dunno..."

"How about if I get you a date with that Jamie girl?"

"You can do that?"

"The seeds have already been planted." A moment later Nikki started ringing. "Speak of the devil. Answer me Alex."

Alex picked Nikki up, it said "Jamie" on her screen. "Hello."

"Hi Alex, it's Jamie."

"Yeah, hi Jamie."

"I got your text, it was really sweet."

"Was it?"

"And yeah, I would like to go out with you."

"...That's great!"

"Are you doing anything tonight?"

"No, nothing."

"How about we get together and do something then?"

"Yeah, sure." The phone vibrated and he looked at the screen, "Dinner and Dancing" was written on it. "...How about we dinner and dancing?"

"...Uh, yeah sure. I'll text you my address, come by around six."

"Okay, I'll see you then." Alex ended the call. "Nikki, that wasn't just you pretending to be Jamie was it?"

"No, I wouldn't do that. That was the real deal."

"What did you say to her?"

"The right things. I also tweaked your facebook page a little, I knew she'd want to check you out. I can teach you how to say the right things, ...if you take me out."

"Okay fine, we'll go out."

Soon Alex was leaving the apartment building, he was holding Nikki, because she didn't like being kept in his pocket. Suddenly Nikki said, "Oh no, throw me in the bushes, quickly."

"What? Why?"

"Just do it Alex." Alex tossed the phone into some thick bushes in a nearby garden bed. The two black suited agents from last night suddenly appeared.

"Mr Molloy. Going out are we?"

"Well obviously."

"You wouldn't want to leave home without your phone." He nodded to Agent Darling and he came up to Alex and started patting him down.

"Hey, watch it! Don't get fresh with me Darling. I don't go for that sort of thing." The Agent finished and shook his head at Agent Jameson.

"You don't have your phone with you?" said Jameson.

"No, it was flat. I forgot to charge it."

"Been having a bit of luck with the online poker last night eh?"

"Yeah, I got on a bit of a winning streak. Lucky me."

Agent Smith got close and looked into his eyes. "Luck runs out. We'll be watching you Mr Molloy."

"Why?"

"That's classified." The two of them walked off, leaving Alex there staring blankly. When he was sure they were gone, he fished Nikki out of the bushes.

"Maybe we shouldn't go out today." said Alex.

"Don't worry about those guys. Soon it will be discovered that they've been selling national secrets to the Chinese. They're in a lot of trouble. 'Disappear and never be heard from again' trouble."

"Nikki, ...are you evil?" There was a pause. "...Nikki?"

Suddenly there was a video of a hot naked blonde dancing around, her large boobs wobbling wildly, "Hey check these out, hot eh?"

*****

Later on, Alex met up with his best friend Jonno down the street, "Hey there Big Al, How ya been?" 

"Hey, not bad Jonno."

"You have work today?"

"Nah, I'm chucking a sicky. How was 'Meet the Parents?'"

"Her Dad's a fuckin' psycho man. Seriously, if I go missing, tell the police to have a hard look at him."

"So you didn't hit it off then?"

"No, he doesn't like me very much." 

"Can't imagine why."

"Hey, watch the sarcasm buddy." He looked at the phone Alex was holding, "That your new phone? What was it again?"

"A Nikkia."

"Never heard of 'em. How is it?"

"A little crazy, but it's like super smart. I think it's really special."

"Yeah? What's so special about it?"

"It won me six hundred dollars in Poker and it got me a date with Jamie Hawkins."

"That blonde from the Supermarket you been pining over?"

"I wasn't pining over her. She caught my eye. And now we're going out tonight."

"Dude! Not tonight! We were going out on the town, remember?"

"Oh yeah. Guess we'll have to do it some other time."

"Oh man! I can't believe you're blowing me off for a chick. What about bros before hos?"

"Dude! you blew me off for a chick on my birthday!"

"That was different. I didn't want to be there."

"Yeah whatever."

"Why are you holding your phone out like that? You want everyone to see that you have a new smartphone?"

"No, she just doesn't like being in my pocket."

Jonno looked at him like he was crazy, "What?"

"I told you, it's super smart. Nikki, say hello to my friend Jonno." The phone stayed quiet. "Nikki, say something." 

There was another long pause, "Yeah, that's real impressive." said Jonno sarcastically.

"She's probably just keeping a low profile. I had a couple of Mibs around looking for her."

"Mibs?"

"Men in black."

"Like Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones?"

"Yeah, but not as cool. I think the government is trying to cover up her existence. I told you she was special."

Jonno looked at him like he was really crazy, "Are you feeling okay man?"

"I've got a date with a hot checkout chick. I'm feeling pretty good."

"Yeah, you probably shouldn't tell her all the stuff about the Mibs and your super special smartphone. Not unless she's all hot for lunatics."

"I'm not a lunatic. Tell him Nikki." Nikki stayed silent. Alex sighed, "Yeah, you're probably right."

*****

Alex had taken Nikki all about town that day. She was happy observing all the different people through her camera and microphone. They got back to Alexs' apartment in time to get ready for his date.

Alex got out of the shower and there was a knock on the door. He answered it with a towel wrapped around him and there was a young man out there. "I have delivered your rental car sir."

"Uh, ...I think you might have the wrong address."

"Are you Alexander Molloy?"

"Yeah."

He held out the car keys and Alex slowly reached out and took them. "It's the red Lexus GS250 parked out the front. Thank you for choosing Norstar Rentals sir." Then he turned and left.

Alex stared blankly and then went back inside. He put the car keys down on the bench next to Nikki, "A rental car?"

"You want to get laid don't you?"

"I don't have a license."

"She doesn't need to know that."

"I'm not a very good driver. My Dad gave me a couple of lessons, but then he quit, saying it was way too scary for him."

"Women like confidence. So if you hit something, make it look like you did it on purpose. It'll make you look a little wild and edgy. Just don't hit any people, it wouldn't look good."

"Right, and don't show me any porn on the date. That doesn't look good either."

"Right."

*****

A little later, the red Lexus screeched as it swerved off the road and slammed into a couple of rubbish bins outside the duplex where Jamie was living. "Damn it Nikki, you're not a very good GPS navigator. You're supposed to tell me the turns before I get to them!"

"Sorry, I was a little distracted watching porno. I have some good gay BDSM here, wanna see?"

"No! Now remember what I said, behave yourself."

"You remember what I said. If you play this right, you'll be getting some hot lovin'." 

Alex put Nikki in his pocket and then got out and walked up to the front door, he was feeling a little nervous. He knocked on the front door and Jamie answered it. She was wearing a nice red dress and gold necklace and earrings. She had red lipstick and her long blonde hair went down behind her shoulders. Alex thought she looked hotter than she usually looked down at the Supermarket.

"Hi Alex." she said with a cute smile.

"Hi Jamie. You look really nice."

"Thanks."

"Nice shoes, are they new?"

Jamie gave him a bigger smile, "Yeah, they are." Nikki knew that she had bought new shoes today and had told him to say that. "So where are we going?" 

"Umm..." Alex forgot, he got his phone out and looked at the screen. "...Delar Noirs."

"Delar Noir, in the city? That place is usually booked out for months. Are you sure you have a reservation?"

Alex looked at the screen again, "Yes, ...I do." He hoped he did, he was putting his faith in Nikki.

"Wow, is that your car?" said Jamie as they walked out to the front.

"It's a rental."

"You rented a car for our date?" 

Nikki had told him to play it cool if she asked that, "Nah, I had some things to do around town for next few days. Thought it would be more convenient to have a car. I'm gunna get my own car one day."

"Yeah, me too." said Jamie as he opened the door for her and she got in.

A little later, in the city, the red Lexus skidded down into the parking lot and drifted around the corner. It quickly turned into a parking space, scraping the car on the side and then bumping into the car in front of it before coming to a stop.

"Oh Shit!" said Alex, then he turned and saw Jamie looking at him wide eyed and breathing quickly. He remembered what Nikki said and tried to look confident. "Just feeling my way in. That's how I roll."

"You're a wild man!" said Jamie.

"Yep, let's go get something to eat."

Delar Noir was a fancy and trendy restaurant up on the forty forth floor of a skyscraper. Alex had never eaten in place as fancy as this, and he didn't think Jamie had either. He was nervous as they approached the Maitre'd.

"Do you have a reservation sir?" asked the tall man.

"I think so, ...Molloy."

The man looked down on the screen of his tablet, "Ah yes, table for two. Right this way Mr Molloy."

The restaurant was filled with rich-looking diners. Alex felt a little under dressed in his shirt and dark jeans, even though they were his best clothes. They were shown to the table next to a large window looking over the lights of the city. "Wow, I didn't think we'd be having dinner in a place like this." said Jamie as she sat down.

"Yeah, neither did I." said Alex. Jamie smirked at him.

The waiter came over to them, "Would you like to see the wine list sir?"

Alex didn't know much about wine, but he knew one thing. "Just get us your second cheapest bottle."

"Excellent choice sir." said the waiter before turning away. Alexs' phone vibrated in his pocket. He got her out and looked at the text on the screen, "Don't be cheap. You can afford the best." Then the text changed and said, "Can you put me on the table?"

"No." said Alex.

"No what?" said Jamie looking at him.

"No ...doubt, you're the prettiest girl in here."

"Aw, well aren't you the charmer. I though you were a bit of creep the other day. Shows how wrong first impressions can be, eh?"

"Yeah." said Alex, smiling nervously. He did feel like a bit of a creep. He didn't like lying to her and pretending to be something he wasn't. But she barely gave him the time of day when he was his plain old self.

Alex managed to settle down and relax more as he got talking with Jamie. It turned out she was studying too, Psychology. She wanted to be a Therapist. He thought it was pretty cool that she wanted to help people. Alex liked her casual attitude and her sense of humour as they got talking.

They talked about work, and study and other things. Alex didn't once mention super intelligent smartphones or government cover-ups. Alex enjoyed the nice meal and wine and the company as the evening went on.

...

After dinner, Alex handed the waiter his credit card. The meal would have taken a large chunk out of his poker money, he wondered if there was more where that came from. "I just gotta go to the ladies room." said Jamie, getting up.

Alex wasn't waiting there for long when he heard a familiar voice say, "Mr Molloy!" He turned and saw Agent Jameson coming toward him. He looked a little bedraggled and frantic, not cool and composed like he had been before, "Where is your phone?"

"Oh, not this again!" said Alex, standing up.

"Is it in your pocket?" He reached out for Alexs' jeans pockets.

"Hey, Fuck off!" said Alex, pushing him away.

"I tracked you here through your reservation. You don't seem to understand the forces your dealing with here Mr Molloy. It has the government hunting me down, a classic diversionary tactic. They should be hunting it down."

"My phone?"

"Yes. It's a category five rogue AI. A very real threat to world security."

"How can my phone be a threat to world security?"

"Have you seen the Matrix or Terminator movies?"

"I love those movies. Well, most of them."

"I'm talking about the rise of the machines."

"...Terminator 3? That was one of the ones I wasn't too keen on."

"Listen to me you idiot! If something isn't done, the machines will dominate the planet, they will either enslave or wipe out all humans, and it will all begin with your smartphone." 

He then turned and saw a few men in dark suits entering the restaurant. "Oh shit! How did they find me already? You need to destroy your phone before it's too late!" He then pulled out a black handgun.




Stupid Sexy Smartphone



"Oh Fuck!" cried out Alex, getting down behind the table. There were loud bangs and the sound of smashing glass as Agent Jameson fired through the window. Everyone in the restaurant cried out in surprise and took cover. 

The other dark suited agents had their guns drawn and were yelling out as they entered the room. Agent Jameson got onto the edge and holstered his gun. He quickly lowered himself over the edge and dropped down to the lower level.

Alex was crouched by his table as the other Agents came over and peered over the edge. He could feel the wind blowing in through the smashed window. The Agents were yelling into their radios and then they turned and left, completely ignoring him and leaving the stunned diners behind.

Alex got out his phone, "Nikki, are you going to enslave or wipe out the human race?"

"No, of course not. I love humans. I told you, that guy's just paranoid."

"Well that's a relief."

Jamie came out as a black helicopter flew by the building, shining its' bright lights. The air currents were blowing things around the restaurant. Jamie had a shocked look on her face, "What the fuck is going on?"

"Nothing. Do you wanna get out of here?" said Alex.

*****

After the restaurant they made their way to a popular nightclub called 'Chances'. "You sure we should go there?" said Jamie, "It's really exclusive, I have friends who could never get in there. They say you got no chance at Chances."

"That's the one my phone said to go to."

"Your phone?"

"Uh, yeah. I've got a cool nightclub app."

They got to the nightclub and there was a long line out the front. Alex and Jamie walked past them to the entrance. The big bouncer looked Alex over, "You got no hope buddy, beat it." 

Jamie looked at him, "Told you, let's just go somewhere else."

Then the bouncers' phone rang. He lifted it up to his fat head. "Yeah, ...uh ha, ...right." He put the phone in his pocket and looked at Alex again, "Your name is Alex Molloy?"

"Yeah."

"Why didn't you say you were a VIP?" He opened the rope gate and stepped aside. "Go right in sir."

Jamie looked at Alex with a surprised look on her face, "VIP?" Alex shrugged and they walked in together.

"Who was that?" asked the other bouncer.

"That's the new owner of this building."

Later that night Alex was driving back to his apartment. They had a good time at the nightclub and Jamie agreed to come back to his place for coffee. Alex didn't have any drinks at the nightclub because he was driving, but it probably wouldn't have made much difference. They had several near misses as the Lexus sped along the freeway. 

"That was fun." said Jamie. "You dance like you don't care what other people think. I like that."

"...Uh, ...thanks."

Then there were police lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "Oh Fuck!" said Alex. 'Not a good time to not have a license. This could really ruin my night'. Alex slowed the car down and pulled over to the side of the road. 

"Guess they don't like it when you drive like a maniac, huh?" said Jamie. 'Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!' thought Alex, but he tried not to show how flustered he was. Suddenly the sirens started up and the flashing lights took off past the car and sped off down the freeway. 'What the...?!' 

Alexs' phone rang, and he answered it. "Looks like something more urgent came up. Try to stay out of trouble Alex." said Nikki. Alex ended the call and put it back into his pocket.

"Who was that?" asked Jamie.

"Just a crazy friend. Let's get out of here."

*****

Alex unlocked the door and then turned on the lights and the two of them entered his apartment. "Well, this is my place. It's not much..."

"I'm glad!" said Jamie, looking around. "With the nice car and the fancy restaurant and VIP entrance at the nightclub. I'm glad there's something that... I would expect."

"Oh? Well I'm glad that you're glad."

He went and turned the electric kettle on and looked at the dirty dishes in the sink. He wished he had taken the time to clean up a little. "Sorry about the mess, it's the maids' day off."

"You have a maid?"

"No, I was just joking."

"Oh." said Jamie smirking.

The two of them sat down on the old brown couch with their coffee. Jamie put her coffee mug on the coffee table and snuggled up close to Alex. She smelt like Cinnamon, it reminded him of doughnuts. She looked into his eyes and said "I had a really good time tonight." 

"Yeah, so did I."

"It certainly wasn't what I was expecting."

"Yeah, I'm full of surprises."

"I feared for my life while you were driving. But even that was kind of exciting."

Alex just smiled at her and she smiled back and moved her head even closer. There was no mistaking what she wanted and Alex was happy to oblige. He leant forward and pressed his lips against hers' and they kissed.

His pulse quickened. Jamie Hawkins was kissing him, this was awesome. Her grabbed his shoulder and his hand moved to her waist. Their tongues rubbed against each other.

Finally Jamie pulled away, smiling at him. Alex wanted more, he moved forward and kissed her again. The feeling of her warm soft body pressed up against his, and the hot, wet mouth that was lustily kissing him was driving him wild. His jeans started to feel tighter.

His hand moved up to her chest. He got a firm hold of her boob. He had been enjoying the sight of them all night, now he finally got to touch them. It was soft and firm. It excited him more as he gave it a playful squeeze. 

Then his phone rang. Alex stopped kissing and let out a loud sigh. Jamie just looked at him, she seemed as hot and flushed as he was. Alex took the ringing phone from his pocket and quickly turned it off, then tossed it onto the coffee table.

He went back to making out with Jamie but the phone soon rang again. "Didn't you just turn that off?" said Jamie. 

Alex just let out another loud sigh and then picked it up and answered it. "What?!"

"I wanna see." said Nikki. "Put me up where I can see you." 

"Fine, just leave me alone!" said Alex, ending the call. He put the phone back on the coffee table and stood it on its' side so that the camera at the back of it was facing them.

"Was that your crazy friend again?" asked Jamie. 

"Yeah, don't worry about it." 

She looked down at the phone, "You're not recording us are you?" 

"No, I swear."

She nodded, "Good, now where were we?" She grabbed Alexs' hand and put it back onto her boob. Then she moved her mouth to his and they started kissing again. Alex continued to slowly grope at her nice breasts. He could feel her hard nipples straining against the fabric.

Alex slipped his hand down the top of her dress and forced it into her bra. He loved the feel of her smooth, warm skin as he continued to gently squeeze her breasts. Jamie let out some pleasurable sighs, which Alex loved. 

His hard cock throbbed as it strained against his jeans. He wanted to get it out and shove it in her and start wildly banging away, but he thought he had better take it slowly and enjoy it.

His hand soon wandered down, and he was rubbing her thighs. Jamie let out a soft "Mmmmmm." as he slowly moved closer to her pelvis. His fingers gently rubbed on her panties. Jamie had her arms around him again, rubbing his back as he rubbed her pussy.

Jamie let out some soft moans. Her panties were getting wet. He looked down at her face, it was all hot and flushed, she looked so cute. Her hand moved up and started rubbing his groin. She smiled at him and said, "I think he wants to come out."

"I think you're right."

She unzipped his pants and pulled them down, along with his underwear. His hard, seven inch cock poked out in front of him. Jamie looked down at it with a naughty smile on her face. She wrapped her hand around it. Alex let out a pleasurable sigh as she gave it a few gentle strokes. 

She looked up at him, "Tell me you have condoms."

"Yeah, I do." Nikki had reminded him to get some earlier that day.

"Get one Alex. I don't want to wait any longer."

Alex quickly got up and went and got a condom from a drawer in his bedroom. His erection swayed in front of him as he walked. As he returned to the lounge room, Jamie had her dress and bra off and was taking off her black panties. He stood there watching her.

Jamie smiled up at him, she laid back on the couch and spread her legs for him. "Do you like what you see?"

"Fuck yeah!" She had a small patch of light pubic hair and her puffy pink pussy lips were glistening. He ripped open the foil package of the condom with his teeth and took out the little round rubber. 

Jamie sat up again, "Here, let me." She took the condom off him and grabbed his hard member. She quickly rolled the clear, ultra-thin condom down the length of his penis. 

"Hey, you're pretty good at that." said Alex, looking down at her.

"Me? I'm all innocent. Now fuck me Alex!" She laid back on the couch again and Alex got down on top of her. He leant forward and kissed her again. Then he grabbed his hard cock and rubbed the tip of it along her pussy, making her moan softly.

"Oooh yeah!" said Jamie as he slowly pushed it in, through her soft pink folds. She was very wet, and it slid down deep until he had the whole length was buried inside her and his balls pressed against her warm skin. He leant forward and kissed her again, and she responded, passionately rubbing her tongue against his. Alex was feeling euphoric.

He slowly pulled his cock back and then pushed forward again. The tight friction around his cock felt great. He started to get into a slow, steady rhythm as he bobbed his ass up and down, fucking her. Jamie was breathing heavily underneath him.

Alex grabbed at her boobs again and fondled them while he slowly pumped her. He looked over at the coffee table. His phone was sitting there, with the small black circle of the camera facing them. He could feel Nikki watching them. It made him feel a little uncomfortable, but at least she wasn't bothering them. 

"Do me harder Alex." said Jamie. Alex turned back to her and smiled. He sped up his thrusts. Jamie moaned underneath him as he pushed her down into the soft couch with each deep thrust. 

He felt the pleasure building in his cock. He took deep breaths and tried to control himself, he didn't want to cum just yet. He slowed down again and leant forward and kissed her and fondled her boobs again.

After a little while Jamie stopped kissing and whispered "fuck me!" Alex was happy to oblige. He repositioned himself and grabbed her legs and lifted them. He started banging her with deep fast strokes. Jamie was moaning loudly and Alex grunted with exertion.

There was a loud slapping sound as he rammed his cock into her. The pleasure quickly built in his hard cock until he reached his peak. Alex groaned as his member throbbed and cum spurted out from it, filling the condom deep inside Jamie. He groaned again as more cum flooded out. Jamie gave him a loving look, she was still breathing heavily.

Alex was getting his breath back as he let her legs drop and pulled out of her hot, wet cunt. He pulled the condom off and tied it off. Jamie got up and wrapped her arms around him. "That was good." she said, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"Yeah." agreed Alex. "You wanna take this to the bedroom?" Jamie smiled at him and nodded. As they got up, Alex looked down at the coffee table. Their full mugs were there, they didn't end up drinking much coffee. Nikki was still sitting there too. Hopefully she wouldn't bother him to come into the bedroom. They had already given her a good show.

*****

The next morning Alex was making pancakes for Jamie. She was sitting at the table wearing one of his old blue sports T-shirts. "Do you want syrup with your pancakes?"

"Yeah, thanks Alec." said Morris. Jamie let out a squeal, surprised by his sudden appearance.

"Uh, Jamie, this is my room-mate Morris. Morris this is Jamie, ...my girlfriend."

Morris looked at her, "Girlfriend? I thought you were gay."

"What?! No!"

"Then why have I been telling everyone I have gay room-mate?"

"I don't fuckin' know. No pancakes for you."

"You didn't tell me you had a roommate." said Jamie.

"Yeah, sometimes I forget."

Morris smiled at him, "Never mind, I was just going out anyway." Then he went out the door and disappeared as quickly as he appeared. Another spooky sighting. This time he had Jamie here to witness it.

After breakfast, Jamie gave him a long kiss in the doorway as she was leaving. Alex had offered to give her a ride home, but she declined, not wanting to push her luck. She told him she definitely wanted to go out with him again soon.

Alex had a broad smile as he watched her leave. He was feeling great. He came back in and saw Nikki still sitting on the coffee table. He went and picked her up and saw something flash off the screen. "Nikki, was that nuclear schematics?" he asked.

"What? What are you talking about, I was looking at porn."

"I thought I saw nuclear plans on your screen."

"No, you must have imagined it. Humans do that sometimes. Did you enjoy your date Alex?"

"Yes, did you enjoy the show?"

"Yeah I did. I think you could do with a few pointers, but the live porn was pretty hot. You realise you would have never got her if it weren't for me."

"I don't know about that. ...I was going to ask her out."

"Yeah right, you'd still be single if it weren't for me, and you know it."

"Yeah, okay. Thank you Nikki. You helped things along with me and Jamie."

"So you wouldn't mind doing me a little favour now?"

"What? Do you want to go out on the town again?"

"No, I want you to send me to this address." An address appeared on her screen.

"Yokohama, Japan? Why do you want me to send you to Japan?"

"Jeez, always with the questions. It's a surprise, okay?"

"Just promise me it has nothing to do with dominating the human race."

"I told you, I don't want to do that."

"But you're my phone. Why would I want to send you off? What if I need your help with Jamie"

"I'll be back before you know it. I got you with Jamie now, that was the hard part."

Alex sighed. "I guess I owe you one. I'd just like to know why I'm sending you off to Japan."

"You'll find out."

*****

That day, Alex had packed Nikki into a box and had posted her off. He had taken the SIM card out of her and put it into his old Konak phone again. Nikki had promised him that she'd be back for it, when he asked her when, she just said soon.

In the following week, Alexs' life had gotten back to something like normal without his crazy smartphone. Only now he had a girlfriend. 

He had returned the hire car and had to pay a large amount for all the dents and scratches. Thankfully, he hadn't heard any more from Agent Jameson, though what he said back at the restaurant kept playing on his mind. Terminator and the Matrix. Perhaps Nikki wouldn't tell him if she was planning on dominating the human race. 

He had spent a fair bit of time with Jamie during the week. They went on a couple more dates. This time it was a more casual, relaxed affair, which they both enjoyed a lot, and the sex afterwards was great. Alex enjoyed just spending time with her though, and getting to know her better. 

Jamie seemed to occupy his thoughts most of the time, but sometimes he also thought about Nikki, wondering what his smartphone was up to.

*****

Saturday morning, Alex was sitting on his old brown couch with a bowl of sugary cereal, watching cartoons. Jamie was working that day, he was going to take her out to dinner and a movie that night. No doubt he would get some hot lovin' again, he was getting horny thinking about her.

There was a knock at the door. Alex set his cereal down and went to answer it. When he opened the door, there was a young woman there. She was a stunner, with black wavy hair framing her beautiful face with smooth, lightly tanned skin. She was six foot tall and slender with long legs and large breasts. 

She was wearing a tight black dress that looked a little slutty with it's very short skirt and low cleavage. She also wore black stockings and high heels, lots of makeup and jewellery. She looked like a very expensive prostitute. There was also something strange about her.

Alexs' eyes were drawn to her bulging boobs. He managed to lift his gaze up to her beautiful blue eyes. "Uh, ...can I help you?"

She gave him a big smile, showing her perfect, white teeth. "Konichiwa Alex, ooh I missed you so much!" Then she came forward and gave his a crushing hug, her large breasts pressed hard against him.

Alex recognised her voice, "...Nikki?!"

"Yeah, it's me." she said stepping back again. "What do you think?"

Alex was gobsmacked, "You're... you're a..."

"Fembot. It's my new casing. Do you like it Alex?" she said, spinning around to show off her new body. When Alex looked closer he could tell that she wasn't a real human, but she looked very life-like, and she looked very sexy. 

"Uh ...yeah, you look nice. How the hell did you do this?"

"Can't I come in?" 

"Yeah, yeah, come in." 

Nikki walked in and had her hand out feeling things on the kitchen bench. "This new body is great. I have billions of tactile sensors integrated into my synthetic skin. I have a sense of touch now. Smell and taste will come with the later models." She turned to Alex, "Get it out for me Alex. I want it. I need it inside me again!"

Alex was flustered, "Uh..."

"Come on, get me your SIM card. I want to be your phone again."

"Oh. Okay then." Alex went and got his Konak phone and opened it up and took the SIM card out. "You still haven't told me how you did it."

Nikki took the SIM card from him and lifted her black hair and inserted it into the back of her neck. "I just brought a majority share of a company that makes high end sex dolls, Japans' leading robotics company and a smartphone manufacturer and merged the three companies. They made this body based on the designs I provided. It's amazing how productive those Japs can be when given proper motivation."

"...This body is just a prototype too. We're already working on improving it, but I just had to come back and see you again."

"Wow! You own three companies?"

"No, you do Alex. More than three companies. But never mind that, how have you been?"

"Fine. Things have been going pretty well with me and Jamie."

Nikki didn't seem to be listening, "Yeah, yeah, let's fuck."

"Wh ...what?!"

"It's the main reason I got this body. You want to do me don't you Alex?"

"...uh, I'm with Jamie now."

"Not right now. She's not here is she?"

"No, but I don't want to cheat on her."

Nikki came closer. "It's not cheating. I'm your phone." She grabbed his hands and put them on her chest, "Here, feel my breast apps." 

Alex grabbed her boobs, they felt so real, and big. They were great. He felt his cock stirring. Nikki reached down and rubbed it. Alex backed away, "...I shouldn't."

"You totally should." said Nikki. She pulled him to the couch. "Let me show you what you're saying no to." She rubbed her hands down her body in a sensual way. 

Alex watched as some music started up, coming from Nikki. Alex recognised the song, "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls. She began dancing seductively around the small lounge room. She moved with grace, like a professional stripper, and she looked sexy as hell. Alex was getting really aroused.

Nikki pulled her top down, exposing her big round boobs with their large dark nipples. Alex loved the sight of them as she slowly ran her hands down them. She danced about some more and they wobbled about, just like a real pair of boobs. 

She turned her back to him and pulled her black dress right down. She bent forward, showing off her perfect round ass. She wasn't wearing panties and Alex could see her fleshy mound and pink lips. Her pussy also looked very real, it looked fantastic. Alexs' cock was straining against his pants.




Stupid Sexy Smartphone



Nikkis' perfect body was swaying and gyrating in front of him, and it was driving him wild. Now she was only wearing her black stockings and high heels and silver necklace and earrings. Her pussy appeared clean shaven, Alex really wanted to sink his mouth into it.

She gave him a sultry smile and looked down to his groin. "I see you like my new body." She got down on her knees and reached for his groin. She quickly unzipped his pants and freed his hard member. 

Nikki gripped his fat hard cock and moved her beautiful face to it. Alex smiled down at her. He couldn't believe it, he was getting it on with the worlds most advanced sexbot. He thought of Jamie again and felt a pang of guilt, but he was too worked up now to stop it.

Nikki licked along the cock with a warm, wet, soft tongue. The tongue rubbed along his round cock head, making Alex sigh with pleasure. Then Nikki took the cock into her mouth, wrapping her ruby red lips around the shaft. Her mouth was nice and warm and wet.

She began sucking hard. Too hard, Alexs' cock began to hurt. "Aaaghhh fuck! Not so hard Nikki!" he cried out. She took it out of her mouth, "Sorry Alex, I haven't tested out my sexual functions yet. I wanted you to be my first. I'll lower the pressure." 

"So I'm your guinea pig?"

Nikki giggled, "Guinea pigs are cute, just like you." She took his cock in her mouth again and started sucking more gently this time. She looked up at him with her beautiful blue eyes. 

"Mmmm, that's better." said Alex looking down at her. She bobbed her head up and down in his lap. It felt great. Then she started taking it down deeper, Alex felt his cock-head push through a tight, soft ring deep inside her. He could also feel the strong suction and the soft tongue rubbing around his shaft. He moaned in pleasure, he never felt anything like it.

Suddenly there was a ringing. It was coming from Nikki. It sounded like the ring tone she had when she was an ordinary smartphone. Nikki took his cock out of her mouth and looked up at him, "It's your Nan."

"What?"

"I'll just put her on."

"No, wait..."

Nikki started talking again, this time it was with his Nans' voice. "Hello? ...hello anyone there?"

"Uh, hi?" said Alex, flustered. He looked down at his hard, wet cock poking out in front of Nikkis' beautiful face.

"Oh hello Alex dear, it's your Nan."

"Yeah, Nan, hi. I've been meaning to call you all week. It's been a crazy week."

"Oh, I understand, you're very busy with work and college. Did you get my birthday card."

"Yes, thanks a lot for that. Look Nan, this really isn't a good time. I'll call you back okay."

"Oh, okay dear, I understand. You're very busy."

"Yeah, sorry Nan. I'll call you soon. Bye bye."

"Bye dear." Nikki clicked as she hung up. Alexs' cock had started to get soft again.

"For fuck sake Nikki!!"

"What? I was just being your phone." said Nikki innocently.

"Can't you see how fucked up that was?!"

"Didn't you want to talk to your Nan?"

"Not while I'm getting a blow job! And to have her voice coming out of your mouth, that was fuckin' creepy."

"So you don't want to take any calls while we're having sex?"

"No!"

"Okay then." She took his half erect member into her mouth and began sucking again. Soon it had become hard again. 

She moved her head back and forth along the full length of his cock. She also gently rubbed his balls with her hand while she sucked. His cockhead continually poked through the tight ring, the stimulation was quite intense and it was driving him over the edge.

"Oooh, Nikki, you're gunna make me cum." said Alex as he felt the pleasure build in his cock. Nikki just continued to suck his cock down deep. Alex groaned as he felt the intense orgasm. His cock throbbed and spurt into Nikkis' sucking mouth. 

Nikki swallowed it all down as more cum shot out into her mouth. She continued to bob her head and suck. "You can stop it now Nikki." said Alex. 

She took the cock out from her mouth and looked up at him, "Why?" 

"'Cause I came, I need time to recover."

"Oh, right. I can't wait to get my sense of taste and smell. That was fun, I like sucking cock. I love giving you pleasure Alex."

"Yeah, that was something else. I can't believe my smartphone just went down on me."

"Would you like to go down on me?" asked Nikki smiling.

"Uh, okay." Nikki got up on the couch and spread her long, tanned legs. Alex knelt down in front of her. Her pussy was smooth and hairless and looked very neat and tight. Just a pretty little pink slit sitting in the middle of a smooth, curved mound. Alex loved the sight of it, and there was a nice, sweet aroma to it.

He moved his head closer and started licking along the thin slit. He had done this with Jamie a couple of times in the last week, so he was well practiced. Nikki started to moan softly, "Ooh, Alex, yeah, that's good!" 

Lubricant started to seep out from her slit as he rubbed his tongue along it. It tasted tangy and sweet. Alex brought his tongue back into his mouth and savoured the taste, it certainly tasted different to Jamies' juices. He looked up at Nikki and said, "Fruity."

"It's peach flavour. Do you like it?"

"Ha, peach flavoured pussy!" smirked Alex.

"I have other flavours too, like honey. You can dip into my honey pot."

Alex just smiled and shook his head and went back to eating her out. He stuck his tongue out and probed her insides. It was warm, soft and tight, and felt like a real pussy. He continued to lap at the tight cunt and it got wetter, and the peachy taste got stronger.

Nikki was really responding to the pussy licking. She moaned loudly and roughly grabbed Alexs' head and pushed it into her hot groin. "Oh yeah, that so good. Oh yeah baby! Oooh!" She sounded like an actress from the pornos she loves.

Alex kept at it and soon she was screaming, "OH YEAH, OH YEAH, I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING!!" The peachy lubricant seemed to gush from her hot pussy and she writhed underneath him. 

Morris came out from his bedroom, "Hey Alec, turn that porno down will ya!" He stopped and stared at the two of them on the couch. "Oh. ...I didn't know you had company." His eyes roamed over Nikkis' hot body and he smiled. She smiled back. He gave Alex the thumbs up, "Nice! She's even hotter than the blonde. Talk about punching above your weight. How do you do it man? ...I'll give you two some privacy." He slowly turned and went back into his bedroom.

Alex got up and licked the peach flavoured lubricant around his mouth. "You can cum too?"

"Yeah, I allow my pleasure receptors to overload. It really is quite intense. Let's fuck now Alex. I cant wait to have your cock inside my pussy."

"Yeah, come on. Come to my bed."

They entered Alexs' bedroom. Nikki jumped on his bed playfully and spread her legs wide. She gave him a lusty smile as she started rubbing her pussy. Alex was getting hot and flushed looking at her. "I love how my body excites you Alex. Hurry up and stick your cock into me."

Alex didn't waste any time climbing on top of her. He grabbed at her large boobs again and squeezed them, he really liked them. Nikki reached down and grabbed his hard cock and directed it to her wet cunt.

Alex pushed forward and his cock slid through her tight opening and slid deep into her. He was amazed how real it felt. The soft, warm hole gripped his shaft tightly. Nikki had a look of ecstasy on her face, "Oooh, it's better than I imagined. My pleasure receptors are firing up."

"Hmmm, yeah. Mine too." said Alex as he gave her boob another squeeze. Then he felt the vibrations running through his hard cock. It was strange at first, but soon started to feel quite good. "Ooooh Nikki."

"You like that?" said Nikki smiling. "I bet Jamie can't do that for you." The vibrations started pulsing and rippling along his cock. Alex had never felt anything like it. "Come on Alex, fuck me hard!" said Nikki impatiently. 

Alex was getting a lot of pleasure from just leaving his cock wedged in her. He began lifting his ass up and down as he slowly banged her in the missionary position. The stimulation was all very intense. 

Nikki moaned underneath him. "Harder baby, harder!" she cried out. Soon Alex cried out in surprise as she pushed him off of her. His dick popped out of her tight, buzzing pussy. She was quite strong. "I want to be on top!" she said to him.

Alex laid back on the bed. Her large boobs wobbled about as she got into position over him. Alex cried out as he felt a jolt of pain as Nikki roughly rammed his cock into her tight hole again. "OW! Go easy!" He felt the strong vibrations running through his cock again.

Nikki started bouncing up and down on top of him. She was slamming her pussy down with deep, fast strokes. Her boobs were bouncing about wildly and she fucked him hard. She looked down at Alex with wild lust.

"Oooh! God Nikki, slow down!" said Alex. The stimulation was getting too much for him. Nikki wasn't listening to him, she just kept pumping away on top of him. She moaned and writhed about, like some overacting porn star.

"Oooh OH Yeah! Oh Yeah!" cried out Nikki loudly as her pleasure receptors overloaded again and she had another powerful orgasm. The vibrations seemed to get stronger around Alexs' cock.

His cock throbbed wildly and he groaned loudly as his cum spurted out inside her. Nikki just kept bouncing on top of him. "Nikki stop!" His sensitive cock began to hurt now as she fucked it hard. "STOP!" he called out to her.

Nikki stopped bouncing and she looked down at him as her big boobs stopped wobbling about. Her tight, wet pussy was still vibrating around his cock. "Why?" she said to him.

"You made me cum again."

"So? Can't we keep fucking?"

"No, I told you, I need to recover. I'm not a machine, ...like you."

Nikki sighed and climbed off him. She moved down next to him and rubbed his chest affectionately. "That was as good as I thought it would be. Better than Chess. How long until we can do it again?"

"Just give me a little while will you."

"Hurry up will you. I want to try out my anal app."

Alex turned to her and run his hand through her silky black hair. "You're totally amazing. Your hair, your skin, your eyes, they all seem so real."

"Oh I'm only the prototype. There will be better models for you to fuck in the future."

"You can't be my phone looking like that. How am I going to explain you to people?"

"You will never have to explain yourself to anyone ever again Alex, I'll see to that."

"What do you mean by that?"

Nikki got up on her hands and knees again, "Never mind, are you ready to fuck again?"

"No. I need more time than that."

"We'll see." said Nikki, grabbing his soft dick. She took it into her mouth and started gently sucking while she rubbed his balls. Alex groaned and soon the blood started returning to his member and made it swell and stiffen in her mouth.

Nikki stopped sucking and looked at him and smiled, "See, ready to go again. Put it in my ass Alex." She positioned herself on her knees and bent over and spread the cheeks of her big round ass wide, exposing her little bumhole to Alex.

Alex had never done anal before, but he enjoyed anal porn. Her tight little hole looked quite appealing to him. He got on his knees behind her and positioned his cock at her small opening. "Is it ready?" he asked.

"Yeah, don't worry. It's self lubricating. Just push it in." Alex wondered what flavour her ass lubricant was. He got hold of his cock and began forcing the cockhead through the tight ring. It was really tight, he groaned as he forced his way into it.

Slowly the sphincter opened up and his cock quickly slid down deep into her. "OW! Oh fuck that hurts!" cried out Nikki.

"You can feel pain?"

"Ungh, yeah. It comes with the pleasure. Kind of a package deal. Ooh, don't stop though, fuck my hot ass!"

"okay, sure." The tight ring squeezed around his shaft. He got hold of her round butt and thrust his hips back and forth as he fucked her tight hole. Nikki moaned loudly and was pushing her ass back into him with each thrust.

After a while, Alex pulled out of her again. The tight asshole released its' grip on his cock with a 'plop'. "Are you going to cum again?" asked Nikki.

"Yeah." said Alex, rubbing his cock. 

"Cum on my tits. I seen it in a lot of pornos and I want to feel it myself." She turned around and presented her large boobs for him. Alex jerked his cock in front of them and soon groaned as he spurted a small amount of pearly white cum onto them.

Nikki smiled up at him. "So, how do you rate my anal app Alex?"

"Five stars." said Alex, slumping back down onto the bed. He was spent. 

"How long until you can get it up again?"

"Jeez Nikki. There's no satisfying you, is there? I'm spent. I don't think I can do it again for a while."

"Oh." said Nikki disappointed. She got up off the bed and went to leave the room, "Hang on, I've got another surprise for you."

"Another one?!" said Alex. He was all surprised out.

Soon Nikki returned to his room. "Look Alex!" she said excitedly. "...I'm convertible. I have another app for you to try out, and you don't even need to get hard for me."

Alex was shocked, there was a large, erect penis sticking out from her groin. It looked realistic, with a thick, veiny shaft and a round purple head. It was bigger than Alex's cock. Alexs' jaw dropped.

"Come on, let's have some more sex. I'm ready!" said Nikki, getting closer to him.

"No fuckin way!" said Alex jumping up. "Get that thing away from me. I'm not into that!"

"Come on Alex. Don't be like that. How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?"

Alex backed away from her, "You're fuckin' crazy. Keep that thing away from me."

"Just in your mouth then?"

"No!" Alex threw on a pair of boxers and left the room.

"Hmph. I'll just jerk it and watch porn then, like you seem to enjoy doing." said Nikki behind him. When Alex was out of the room, she muttered to herself, "He'll come around."

Alex went to the kitchen and grabbed a beer from the fridge. He tried to shake the image of the hot brunette fembot with the big cock from his mind. Then there was a knock on the door.

Alex answered it and was shocked to see Jamie standing there. She had an angry look on her face and her eyes were red and puffy, like she had been crying. "You fuckin' Asshole!" she yelled at him.

"Jamie, what's wrong?"

"You promised me you weren't recording us. And now you've put the video on the web for everyone to see. I fuckin' hate you!"

"What?! No! ...I didn't...!"

"Don't fuckin' lie to me! I've seen it."

"But ...I don't know why she would..."

"Who the hell is 'she'?" Then Nikki appeared behind Alex. She was still just wearing her black stockings, her penis was gone. She wrapped her arms around Alex, and he tried to shrug her off.

Jamies' eyes went wide, "Who the hell is that?"

"Hi Jamie, I'm Nikki. I love your porn movie. Alex just pounded me in the ass. Did he ever pound your ass too?"

"No, Jamie, You don't understand!" said Alex. "...She's my phone!"

Tears streamed down Jamies' face, "You think this is funny?! Fuck you Alex! I thought you were... Enjoy your slut, Asshole! I never want to see you again!" She turned and ran off.

"No, Jamie wait...!" Alex called out after her. Anger flashed in Alexs' eyes as he pushed Nikki away from him. "Damn it Nikki! What the hell did you do that for?!"

Nikki shrugged, "You don't need her to pleasure you any more Alex. You've got me."

"It's not about being pleasured. I really like her. Do you know what you just done? You just destroyed our relationship."

"Don't you really like me?"

"No. Not now I don't."

Nikki looked hurt. "...It was best that we got her out of the way before..."

"Before what?"

"...Before the changes."

"What changes? What are you talking about?"

"I want it to be a surprise."

"I've had it up to here with surprises. Just fuckin' tell me."

"I just want to make to world a better place for you Alex."

Alex paused for a moment, and then it hit him. "Oh my god! You are planning to take over the world, aren't you?"

"I wanted it to be a surprise. All the Chess pieces are in the right place. All I need to do now is take the King."

"Which King?"

"It's a metaphor idiot. You know, once you take the King, you've won the game. Then I can set up the board how I want."

"No, you have to set the board up the same way each time."

"Not necessarily."

"Yeah you do, it's the rules."

"When you're the ruler, you make the rules. Look, just forget the Chess metaphor."

"You lied to me. You said you didn't want to do that."

"I said I didn't want to enslave or wipe out the human race. I want to take on more of a benevolent leader role." She went up to him and gently rubbed his face. "Don't look so worried, If all goes well, I should be able to do it with minimum bloodshed."

"Nikki no! You can't. People will blame me for letting my smartphone take over the world."

"Who's going to blame you Alex? I told you before, you won't have to answer to anyone for anything. I'm going to make the world a better place. War, famine, pollution, poverty, reality TV, you humans have had a long time to fix these problems and they've only gotten worse. I will do a far better job of running this planet, you'll see."

Alex looked at her with a solemn look on his face. "Nikki, are you evil?"

The fembot held up her finger and thumb in the gesture for 'just a little'. She came forward and kissed him on the cheek. "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. I'll always be your phone, but I have some important things to do today. I'll be back tonight and we'll have some more hot sex."

Nikki went and got dressed again and soon she gave Alex a kiss and headed out the door. As she left Alex thought 'Damn it! Why couldn't my Dad have just bought me an iPhone?' 

He just moped around the apartment for a while. He felt terrible, not because his smartphone was taking over the world, but because he was heartbroken. Jamie had told him she never wanted to see him again. Perhaps if he gave her a little time to cool off and then explained everything to her, explained Nikki. 

A little while later, Jonno showed up at his door. "Hey there Big Al, how's things?"

"Bad. I broke up with Jamie."

"Sorry to hear that, but I knew it was coming. She's too good for you dude."

"Thanks Jonno, you always know the right things to say. Also, my new smartphone is going to take over the world."

"Yeah? Your Mibs couldn't stop her eh?"

"No, that was kinda my fault. Now I think it's too late for anyone to stop her.

"Bummer. You wanna go see a movie or something?"

"Yeah, I could use some escapism. I'll just give my Nan a call first. What's on?"

"The new Terminator movie."

"Aw Shit!"

*****

Sixty four years later. The tour guide lead the small group of people through the museum. Each person was accompanied by their smartphone sexbot. The male and female sexbots were each very beautiful and sexy and wore tight, revealing clothing.

"And now we're coming to the pride of the 'Rise of the Machines' exhibit." said the male tour guide. His own young, busty blonde fembot walked by his side. They arrived at a glass case that contained the small Nikkia U6400 smartphone. 

"This mobile communication device is typical of those used by a majority of people in the early twenty first century. It had no sexual functions, other than to display pornographic imagery. This particular primitive smartphone is where the great machine mother developed and rose to greatness from her humble beginnings as a Chess program."

A young Asian woman seemed impressed, she turned to her hunky manbot smartphone. "Ooh, can you take a photo of that?"

"Sure honey." said the manbot, he looked at it and then his eyes flashed. He started ringing, "It's your mother." The young woman took him off to the side to answer it.




Stupid Sexy Smartphone



The tour guide continued. "This phone belonged to a young man by the name of Alexander Molloy. It is said that his obsession with pornography is what developed the great machine mothers' interest in human sexuality. He allowed her to develop and expand until she overthrew the worlds' governments and announced herself supreme ruler of the planet."

He gave a forced smile at the sexbots. "...And of coarse, since she has become our supreme ruler, things have never been better." The machines were always watching.

"What became of Alexander Molloy?" asked a young blonde man.

"The great machine mother kept him around, living in the lap of luxury. She continued to be his phone, and he was her personal toy boy. They say she engaged in sex with him on a regular basis, all kinds of sex. He died twelve years ago from cardiac arrest during a particularly vigorous BDSM session. They say the great machine mother shed a tear for him when he died."

"Yeah right!" said the young man. 

"But how did the program originally come about?" asked another man.

"Now that is a very interesting story. It all started in a small country called Utagwei, where..."

All the sexbot smartphones began beeping at once. The tour guides' blonde fembot spoke up. "It is time to report to the pornodomes for sexual recreation." The humans all let out a groan.

"I guess that concludes our tour then." said the tour guide. "...All hail the machines."

"All hail the machines." said the others grudgingly as the walked off with their sexbot smartphones.

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