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Patty & the Teacher Ch. 01

By: DurtGurl



KKAAPPOWWW!!!!!!!!! Went the flat of the teacher's steel ruler when it collided with the bare blemishless skin of Patty's round firm ass. 

"AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed the girl as the firey blast of pain exploded in her brain. A bright red stripe about one and 1/2 inches wide appeared on the right cheek of her perfect butt which all the guys at Kennedy High agreed was the best one on campus and quite a few other guys around town too. Patty's bottom was bear because her cheerleader's skirt was pulled up onto her back and her white cotton panteys were down around her feet clad in Adidas Olympia sneakers which were blue and white to match the skirt and were the expensive ones made of lather. Her cheerleaders sweater was pulled up so her 38DD tits hung loose and the nipples pointed at the floor which was scuffed from lots of students.

A bolt of intense pleasure seared through the teenager's twat on the third strike of the measuring cane on her lily white red stripped rearend, and she screamed with such a high pitch that it vibrated a loose filing in one of the teachers' molar teeth which was the second one from the back. Ms Cumming's startled realization that the girl was actually getting excited from the pain that she was inflicting upon her put a wet spot in the front of her trowsers, but didn't detour her from continuing the punishment. The wet spot didn't show much anyway because the butch teacher with long black hair was wearing camoflague army pants like she sometimes did although only once in a while to school.

"Oh God....... Oh god ................... Ohhhhh ...... Goddddd ..........." Patty howled. "Ohhhhhhh shiiiittttttt ........... I'M CUUMMIINNNG!!!!!!!!!" Ms Cumming's brought the ruler down again on Pattys butt which by this time was more red stripped than alabaster white and tears were flowing down her face to splash on the floor which was still scuffed from students.

A quick look between the teen's legs showed another river flowing down her thighs as well. The fresh distinct perfumed fragrance of hot young virgin cunt wafting up to fill the room like an arisol can.

The teacher delivered another blow of the ruler with a fluid effortless sidarm motion remenisant of the great Don Drysdale who pitched for the LA Dodger's many years ago and is in the Baseball Hall of fame but no longer pitches that way because he is both retired and dead.

The swat was so intense it not only had Patties fine ass jiggling, but her whole body jerked in response to the homerun swing. Ms Cumming's other hand grazing across the super heated area with as much gentleness as she had delivered pain only a moment earlier. The smooth textured ass of the teen as soft as mourning sunshine to the touch.

At once Ms Cumming's began to alternate using the ruler violently with one hand, and giving a gentle caress with the other hand right after she hit with the first one. Taking note that the teen made no effort what so ever to get out of the way, but just squirmed in Ms Cumming's lap grinding her mons against the teacher's knee with her thick long blond hair falling down over her beautiful face.

CCRRRAAAAACCKKKKK" went the ruler onto the left cheek of Patties behind then another just across the split down the middle of her butt on the right one. "IIIYYEEEEE" shreiked the blonde cheerleader again as she continued her cumming while Ms Cumming's carresed the sore spot with one hand she had just made with the other hand holding the ruler.

"OOUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!!!! Patty exclaimed as the teacher turned her over onto her back on the big metal desk which was standard equiptment in those school rooms at Kennedy High at the time all this was going on which was a while back. 

"Uummmmmffff" went Ms Cummings as she berried her face between the blond's thighs and got a mouthful of blonde haired pussy. 

"OH....... OH ...... OHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Patty as the teachers wet warm tonge found the girls' sensitive clitoris. She then yelled, "Ohhhhhhh ..... Dont stop ........ YOUR GOING TO MAKE MMMEEEEEE CCUUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! OH .. IM CCUMMMIINGG!!!!!!" Ms Cummings kept going "Mffggfff" as she redoubled her tonge's efforts to get the cheerleader with the long thick blond hair off.

Even after Patty was done, Ms Cumming's kept on tongeing her extrasensory clittie like she had been doing but started also to stick her bird finger in the girls pussey too.

"NO DONT!!!!!" yelled Patty. I'm a virgin in there and I don't want to get my cherry popped yet. I'm saving that until I'm marred or the guys win the state basketball championship whichever comes first." The teacher kept going mffffggghhhh but didn't put her finger in there where she had been wanting to before.

Ms Cummings kept eating Pattys pussy, but she started taking off her own pants too, at the same time. She was wearing heavy steel toed combat boots though and had to stop for a minute to get them off before she could loosten her pants, nylon stockings, lacey red gartar belt, and black thonge panteys. Shit she said as she tore off all her cloths below the waist.

The teacher then climed up on the big desk with Patty and got them arranged in a sixtey nine position so they could eat each others' pusseys. 

Ms Cummings had a perfect body for a thirty five year old woman with big tits a little waste and a nice ass with only a few red spots on it. She crouched over her beautiful student with long blonde hair, and her 40DD tits hung with the big brown nippels going sraight down.

"Mffummphhhhff" went Patty as she berried her sensous mouth in the hairy black snatch of the teacher. "Ummphhhpppff" went Ms Cummings as she reciprocated what Patty was doing to her and did it even better because she had more expereince and Patty's pubic hair was blonde.

Ms Cummings stopped going Mffgghhh and said, "Patty dear stick your finger in my nether orifise." 

Patty pulled her face away from her teachers pussey and said "what?"

"Put your finger up my ass, Patty. Would you like me to do the same as that with your's too?" Patty answered by putting her bird finger in Ms Cummings puckered brown eye and the teacher went, "Ohhhhh yeahhhh, mffffgggghhhhggg. Lick my clitoris and fuck my ass with your finger dear."

After a few minutes of this the bull dike teacher roared, "Unnnnnggg...... OH, FUCK!!!!!! IM GOING TO CCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!! 

With Ms Cummings finger in her butt hole and tonge on her clittie, Patty suddenly screeched Mfffgghhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh, IMMMM GOINGG TOOO CUUUMMMMM .... AIEEEEE!!!!" Then she went 'mfffggghhhh" all over again.

After they had both finished having it off they laid there on the desk, scattering exam papers everywhere because they didn't care. Ms Cummings said, "have you ever done it with a girl before Patty."

Patty said, "Only with my big sister Maureen who is married and has really big tits and Mom who does too, Ms Cummings. I don't think that counts so your my first."

The teacher stood up and reached into a desk drawer and pulled out a gigantic vibrator that was black and about a foot and 1/2 long and as thick as her arm which was not skinny. She smeered some vaseline on the big black toy from a jar and told Patty to get up off of the desk. Ms Cummings leaned over the desk with her shaply ass up in the air and her 40DD boobeys hanging down and handed Patty the huge vibrator which was all greased up and not turned on. 

She said, "Patty dear, shove that black thing up my ass but be careful and go slow. Patty did as her teacher told her to do and after a few minutes of her shoving and Ms Cumming's grunting had about thirteen and 1/3 inches in the teachers widely stretched rectam. 

Ms Cummings moaned, "Unngggghhh, now slap me on the ass with that same ruler I used on your ass before dear. Turn on that black monster which is in my anis now but make it only on low or it will give me the diareah."

Patty followed directions to the letter.

The vibrator went zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, the ruler went PPPPOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! on the teachers backside which after a few blows got so red stripped that it almost glowed and Ms Cummings went "AAAAHHHHHHHIIEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

Patty said, "Oh, hi Mr Roids." 

Ms Cummings opened her eyes to see the principle Mr Roids of Kennedy High School standing in the open doorway where he had been standing there for the last twenty or so minutes watching the show. She said to herself oh shit.

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To be continued

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Patty & the Teacher Ch. 02



The principle Mr Herman "Herm" Roids of Kennedy High School stood like a giant leather gladiator or sumarai warrior seven feet away with his hands on his hips, shaved black head shining, and smiling wickedly at Patty, and her English Teacher Ms Cummings as they laid tied together upside down and inverted on his padded basement floor, each licking at the others' pussey as he had instructed them to do in no uncertain terms. The former 3 hundred pound lineman for the Green Bay Packer's had caught the two of them acting out a lesbain tryst in Ms Cummings classroom at school after classes were over for the day and most everybody had already gone home or someplace else; and had decided to dish out an appropriate punishment to them for their misbeavior. And with a little black mail for persuasive motivation had been able to bring them both over to his house which was on Elm Street behind the Burger King behind which he liked to shoot at dumpster divers with a BB gun sometimes, where he'd already had them shave away all of their pubic hairs, and turn Ms Cummings into a wild red headed spitfire because her hair had been black before. They had used some of Mr Roids ex-wives hair dye and she had left it when she moved out because she was asiatic and didnt like being called a guke and cornholed all the time. Some people are like that. As well as having both women put on leather gartar belts, and matching demi bras which are only half, fishnet stockings with a seem up the back, and six inch stelleto heeled boots that they could barely walk in, he'd had them do each others' make up. A lite coating just here and there, more for exaggerating there beauty, and identity than anything else really. Patty of course had long thick blone hair and Mr Roids didnt change that because he liked it the way it was already. The sight of the two lovly women made Mr Roids gonads itch and he had two great big ones which were both black and hairy.

The hard part had actually been to call Patty's parents and explain that Ms Cumming's wanted the girl to stay with her for the weekend for some personal tutoring. Pattys father had insisted that the teenager come home, and pack a toothbrush, and some extra cloths so as not to put her teacher out with inconveneince. But that had gone smoothly without Mr. Roids personally having to be there himself as Ms Cummings drove Patty home, then to his house right after they had got Pattys stuff in the car. The car was a Fiat Accompli which is one of those european car's that's not much good but cheap. Pattys Mom had waved by by as they drove away. 

"Ummmffff Oooooooohhhh, I'm gonna cum!" Cried out Ms Cummings. "Meee toooo! Mffghhh" Came the muffeled scream of the teen who was underneath her. 

"Okay, that's enough you two!" Mr. Roids voice sounded like echoing thunder and lightening in his dungeon like basement which was beneath his house. "I said, stop that damn pussy licking!!!!!!!" And his arm swung in an arc because he was a southpaw with a leather strap in his left hand that landed directly on Ms Cumming's ass right in front of Pattys face: SMAAAACKKK! "YIEEIIIEEEEp!" Ms Cumming's earth shattering scream would have been heard two blocks away if the basement hadn't been soundproofed. "I said knock it off cunts, and I ment it!" 

"Ye... yesssss master," Patties voice almost a whimper of her frusteration at being kept from having her climax.

"Good that's better," Mr. Roid replied once theyd stopped, and unmindful of the teacher's wimpering he reached down between them, and tugged her right breast out to expose the taunt rosey pink nipple. And with a deaft move first wiped the nipple with acohol, then took the special gold ring about the same circumference and diameter of a quarter, and peirced it into the nipple. 

"IIIIiiEEEEE! Soccer Blew!!!!!! moaned Ms Cumming's who also taught french on the side and spoke it fluidly."

"Okay Patty, go ahead and lick her cunt again," Mr. Roid ordered the teen who was 18 and old enough to do what ever she wanted, "Just remember to take her nearly right almost to the edge again like you did before, but don't let her cum. I want to do her tit that I haven't done yet on the other side next." 

It went on and on this way for a long time until finally Ms Cummings had two gold rings of the size of quarters peirced in her nipples, and six dime sized gold rings pierced into her pussey, three rings on each lip, the outers, to make it look even. With the initial work complete, Mr. Roids stood back sweat soaked to look at his handiwork for a moment and admire it. 

He'd almost cum three times already, but he wanted to save his discharge for the Teachers pussey; or the teenagers ass hole. After all, it wouldn't do to get caught knocking up a student, but a teacher was an totally different other story all together entirely.

The ultimate goal, of course, was to force Ms Cummings into becoming his permanant sex slave for life, and to do that she would have to become his wive/whore. Having Patty along as an alternative and younger peice of ass on the side was just good business sense.



Having two georgous well-developed women as his personal playthings was better than recieving his yearly bonus which wasnt much and hadnt even been coming for the last year or two lately anyway. 

"Okay you two can start licking each other again, and as a reward Il'l let you both cum this time." 

Both women immediately began slurpping at the other's pussey with a real passionate fervor after being denied any satisfaction for the last two hour's. Patty following Ms Cumming's lead stuck her tongue as deep as she could into the bald, gold ring decorated pussy which was right their in front of her face. There was a little coppery taste of blood at first, but the teen dismissed that as coming from the pierced pussy lips, and not the approach of the teacher's peirod because there wasnt a rag or anything there anyway. On the other hand those gold ring's in her pussey might have only been cheap stuff and that's where the taste came from and not real gold at all. Oh well. 

"Ooooohh shit! I'm CUMMING!" Patty cried out as Ms Cumming's took a lip lock on her clitty, and she in return did the same thing back to her teacher.

"Yesssssssssss!" Ms Cumming's hissed as a camera flash blinded her. "Nooooooooooo!" 

Herm Roids grinned as he took one picture after another with three cameras a polariod, the 35mm Cannon, and a digitel camera that had set him back almost four bills at WallMart but didn't need developing. He'd already checked on the video camera first, then untied the two women so that they didn't look as if they were being controled by an outside force or somebody else either. Then he'd just allowed their lust to take over getting some great shots of both of they're faces in fragrant delecti together with each other. 

There would be no way for the English teacher to wiggle out of his trap now. And once he had enough pictures, he put the cameras away, and moved in behind Ms Cummings with his 10inch black cock which was very thick just inches away from Patty's face which was under the teacher's pussy.

"Okay little bitch, you lick, while I fuck the slut," Mr. Roid ordered after handcuffing them both to a padded bench again inverted. "As for you Ms Cummings, I think it's about time you learned what a real cock can do for a bull dyke bitch like you."

"Noooooouch! Moan dew!!!!!! " She screamed in french as all ten inches of his thick 10 inches speared into her cunny tearing her vagina in half with a pain hither to unknown to Ms Cummings mind in all her whole life. 

"Oh yeah, I knew you'd like that, slut! This'll teach you to pray on innocent young girls you filthy prevert! And you better get use to it, cause this weekend is just the beginning for you! I hope you aint' embareassed to be bare assed. Haw haw." Mr Roids was a real comedain.

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To be continued

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Patty & the Teacher Ch. 03



Chapter 3 - The Finale

Patty had never felt more slutty than she did at the moment with Mr. Roid's big black dick up her 18 year old asshole, as she sucked on Shaquille's 13 incher, and Ms. Cumming's tongue played a tarantula on her clitoris, all at the same time and everbody together. The video camera was running, and the tape would be posted on the internet on Mr. Roid's Website later in the week. 

Thinking back to how she had ended up in this particular fourway, she realized how strange life could really be. It had all started when Mr. Roid, the high school principle had caught her English teacher Ms. Cummings, and Patty in a lesbain 69 in the classroom after classes when the thought everbody had went. With blackmail as the principal motivator the teen, and her English teacher had ended up over at Mr. Roid's house as his personal slave sluts in his basement dudgeon. 

With Patty watching carefully at first as Mr. Roid did the deed with her English teacher, then butt fucked Patty so that the teen could keep her pussy virginal as she had asked so she could be that way when she wed some hitherto unknown guy in the future. All the while taking pictures of both women in the most compromising situations, and making it quite plain that he intended to turn her English teacher Ms. Cumming's into his knocked up white slut/wife, or know the reason why which is always a good question. Which is when Shaquille, Mr. Roid's boy toy barged in, and caught them all in the act of doing things together which were not normally done between white virgins, black school principles, and bull dyke English teachers who used to have black hair but was now red but they were doing anyway and the devil take the hindmoast.

"You dirty old BITCH!" Shaq had screamed as the screan door slammed behind him, scaring Patty so much that her spinctor almost pinched Mr. Roid's invading weenie off. It didn't though, and she came over, and over, and over again in multiple orgasms that were accompanied by screeches and hollers. 

"How could you? I thought you loved me! "Said Shaquille" And I find you here doing these white cunts, Patty, and... and Ms. Cummings now?" It was actually Pattys ass he was doing, but Shaq had the correct general idea and Mr Roids didn't want to quibble at a time like that.

"Lighten up Shaq," Mr. Roid groaned, his fingers clenching at Patty's hips like talons, and leaving white contrails in her pink teenaged flesh, "I got these two whores for our playmates, and so we can make enough cash from the internet to pay your way through college, boy."  "Boy? Boy? Who you all callin' 'boy' you Uncle Tom mothafucka?" And Shaq grabbed at his short leg which was really quite long through his left trowser's leg. "I got me a 13 inch black one-eyed mambo name of Leroy, and you call me a boy?"

The radio in the corner was tuned to an oldies station, and Harry Bellaffontay was starting that old song about Italians. "Daaaay go," bellowed Harry.

And without further adieu Shaq pealed out of his clothes, and moved right in behind Mr. Roid who was still locked with his cock up Patty's clenched rear, and grabbing the principle's ass cheeks in both hands guided that massive black snake right up against the older black man's bung hole. The teen hawked a lunger on the tiny puckered orifice then.

"Let's see how you like it up the ass for a change, you old basser," Shaq chuckled. And then with precision that would have made an oil drill turn green with envy Shaq shoved his fist like prick up his lover's ass. 

"Woo Woo Wooooooooooo!" Mr. Roid screamed as 13 inches of throbbing teenaged meat sliced up his own ass, caressing his prostrate, and making him cum up the butt of Patty's ass at the same time as if those two things had been preordained to happen together at that very same moment. Had Mr Roid not been occupied, and also occupier, he probably would have given that thought some reflection since he was a Presbyterian. Oh well.

"Yesssssssssssssss!" Patty hissed out as the Principle's huge sex mussel greased her tight nether channel setting off her orgasm too. "Oooooooooooh yeah, Shaq! Fuck the dirty old bugger gooooooooooooood!" the long blonde cheerleader with a 38DD-22-34 body moaned.

"Shut the fuck up piglet!" Shaq retorted. "You ain't nothing, but white trailor thrash to me, and him. You and that lezzie bitch both!" 

"You tell'em Shaq!" Mr. Roid groaned, still cumming up Patties clenching hot bottom. "From now on you'll be getting straight "A's" in Ms. Cumming's English class just like Patty. And with your help we'll have that lezzie bitch knocked up good in no time. She'll have no choice but to marry me after that."

"Come, mista tallyman, tally me banaaanaaaaaa..........." crooned Harry from the radio.

"What the fuck you want to marry that white cunt for, when you got me?" And Shaq slapped the principle's ass so hard that he almost dislodged his boner which was firmly placed therein.

"It's all part of the master plan to mix the ethereal jean pool. Shattering all of the barriers between black and white once, and for all. You know there ain't no honkey bigot mofo gonna touch a white woman after she's given birth to a black man's baby."

"What the fuck do I care? They're just pussy, and pussy be pussy." Shaq philosophized as he spanked the other butt cheek just as hard. 

"That's right, baby, just women, but we needs them to make boy babies for future lovers don't we? Besides, who else is gonna clean up after us?"

Shaquille said, "Yeah, there is that. Okay, let's do some fuckin'"

"Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! I'm cuming!" Patty cried out as Mr. Roid's big black cock busted another nut up her tight ass.

"Yesssssssssssssss!" Hissed Mr. Roid, the hoser and hosee.

"Hot DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNN!" Cried out Shaq sending his entire 13 inches up Mr. Roid, and for the first time slapping his balls against the principle's ass as he filled the principles rectum with shot after shot after shot of his black seed. "Take that you old faggot! And that! And that! Yee Haw!"

"A beautiful bunch a ripe banaaanaa ............." 

"What say we have these two white sluts lick our big black cocks clean before we do the teacher next," Shaq suggested. And after they both disentangled themselves, they had Patty on her knees blowing Mr. Roid, as Ms. Cummings was forced to suck clean the greasy black baton of Shaq while still manacled in rist, and ankle cuffs.

Patty diddled her sopping wet snatch as she honked Mr. Roid in preparation of the two men turning Ms. Cumming's into their cream filled Oreo sandwitch next. In very little time she had Mr. Roid's ten inches standing up tall, and hard, and ready.

They unlocked the mantacles binding Ms. Cummings next, and that left the English teacher dressed all in black in a leather demi bra that exposed her aroused nipples, and the leather gartar belt that held up the seamed fish net stockings framing her exquisite bottom in a crude display of perverse perfection. Her shaved pussy, and recently dyed red hair, and makeup, making the English teacher look like the perfect bitch in heat.

Patty, her curvacious 38D-20-34 figure now stuffed into a matching pink bra with cutouts for her pert pink nippels, throng panties, garter belt, and seamed nylon stocking, and high heels worked the cameras as Ms. Cummings sat astride on all fours on Shaq's 13 inches while Mr. Roid porked the English teacher's asshole at the same time from behind doggy fashion with his 10 inch prick. The two cocks comprising almost two feet of black cock appeared to be splitting the school teacher's lushious body right up the middle they were so thick.

".... work all night on a drink a rum ......"

"Uhn! Uhn! Uhn!" Ms. Cummings grunted as she was first lifted up by Shaq's cock fucking her pussy, then pressed down into the mattress from Mr. Roid's dick riding in and out of her heart shaped dimpled butt. The principle was holding on to Ms. Cumming's hair as he road her rump, and Shaq squeezing on her massive mammaries from underneath to support the group kept the teacher in front of the cameras at all times. 

"Ooooooooooooh fuck! Gonna cum!" She groaned under the pile driving taking place in her bottom.

Patty had to admit as an unbiased observer that Ms. Cumming's sure looked scrumptious being fucked by those two big cocks at the same time Oreo fashion in a way that was never envisioned by the National Biscuit Company. Her own virgin pussy dribbling wet was just itching to get its first taste of cock, but she was saving that for when she marred as has been aforementioned.  "Oh Ms Cummins, your butt jiggles so prettily," Patty giggled as Mr. Roid's big black cock hammered into Ms Cummins butt hard for several thrusts. His big balls slapping up against Shaq's cock root as it slid out her pussy.

"Oh yeah, baby! Gonna knock your white ass up good!" Shaq suddenly cried out as his balls thrust their fruit through his long extended black pipe up into the teacher's pussy. He envisioned it going up against her cervix so that it went right into her fertile womb to mix with the seed Mr. Roid had deposited there earlier. If she hadn't been knocked up then she sure as hell was knocked up now, and she cried out as she came next.

"...... stack bannana 'til de mornin' come ......"

Patty watched as the three all came together with various noises like, "OOhhhh, I'm commminggg! "Aaaaaaaaarrrrgggggghhhhh! CUMING! Woo Woo WOO!!! I'M CUMING! KIyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!!! CUMMMMMMMMMIIIIIINNNNGGG! Yiiipppiiieeee Unnnnggghhhhh" and things like that.

There were "plopp" and "kerfloop" sounds as the men withdrew their huge black cocks from the gapping orifices of the English teacher.

Mr Roids said, "Now, bitch, you got about a gallon and 1/2 of African-American sperm in yer lilly white woome. In about nine months your gonna have a child thats got 1/2 black and the rest white Anglo-saxon jeans. How do you like that?"

Ms Cummins said, "No, no. You don't understand. It's not what you think. I'm a M...... "Daaaay go" ...an." Harry had hollered from the radio, garbling part of what Ms Cummins said. 

Shaquille slapped a ball gag into the teacher's mouth to prevent any further outbursts. "What the fuck she say, man?" he asked Mr Roids. Ms Cummins said, "Mffggghhh."

With a crestfallen look on his face, Mr Roids replied, "I think she said that she's a Mexican."

"What!!???? A Mexican?" shouted Shaquille. "Shit. What the fuck was all that about havin' a half lilly white chile what's Angle Saxophone in the jeans you was talkin' about? A Mexican's about as Argyle as I am! Shit. That mean we gotta start all over agin?"

Patty said, "I heard what she said. She didn't say she was a Mexican. She said she was a MAN. I think she had some kind of surgery a few years back."

Mr Roid looked at Shaquille. Shaquille looked at Mr Roid. They both looked at Ms Cummins as she went, "Pflump" and spat out the ball gag. Then everybody looked at everybody else.

They all shrugged and Mr Roid said, "Hey, let's go out for pizza. And a whole pitcher of Pepsi!"

Shaquille said, "Yeah, I'm starving. Can we have everything but anchovies with thick crust, Mr Roid?"

"Sure, big fella," said Mr Roid. "Anything you want. Wel'l get two extry large ones."

Ms Cummins said brightly, "Hey, we've got the whole weekend. Let's all go to Disneyland together!! It's on me."

"Yaaaaayyy!!" said Patty, jumping up and down in excitement as cheerleaders are want to do.

"Awright!" said Shaq. "I been lookin' forward to ridin' on that new rolly coaster."

"C'mon, gang," said Mr Roids. "Lets go have us some fun!"

"Daylight come an we wanna gooooooo hoooooooommmmmmme."

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Special thanks to DirtMan