6 comments/ 28752 views/ 3 favorites More Fucked Up Fairy Tales By: TheBigandBaldGuy Beauty and the "Beast" Once upon a time a merchant set off for market, where he planned to sell some his freshly harvested weed. Before he left he asked each of his three triplet daughters what she would like as a present for their 19th birthdays. The first daughter wanted a brocade dress, the second a pearl necklace, but the third, whose name was Beauty – she was her father's favorite and sweetest of them all, and so despised by her sisters – said to her father, "All I'd like is a nice big cock to suck! Bigger than any I've ever choked on before!!" As soon as the merchant left for this business, Beauty's two sisters turned on her and began playing a little game they liked to when their father was gone called "Plug the Pig." They dragged her out to the pig pen where they kept their small collection of oinkers, tied her bent over and legs-spread to the pig feeder, and then sent messengers to all the local farms. The messengers invited all the farm hands who wanted to play Plug the Pig to bring themselves immediately and feel free to do. Needless to say there was a huge crowd of mostly young men gathered around the pig sty, although a few were older and more grizzled. All of them, regardless of age, were filthy, stinky, and splattered with the shit of various animals that always accompanies farm work. Beauty's sisters always let the men gather and gawk at her predicament a while, letting them take in the sight of her struggling to get free, of her perfect ass and well exposed pussy, of her lips moist now with the sweat trickling down her face. They found this tends to heighten the experience, make them even more eager, and more willing to pay the ever-increasing price they charged to gang fuck their sister. So after having around two dozen farm workers from the surrounding country side arrive at their small pig pen and leer lasciviously at the bound Beauty, her sisters finally began to allow two men at a time in to fuck her. Now, this game is called "Plug the Pig" for a reason, a gigantic ass plug having already been inserted into Beauty's tight little ass. The men would position themselves behind and in front of the perfectly positioned treat and either slide their cocks into her mouth her right up her pretty little pussy. The men took no care in her whatsoever, merely fucking her like the pigs they normally did on their own farms, leaving her as muddy and shit-splattered as they themselves were. By the time they were done, Beauty was covered and filled with the cum of numerous local farmers and field hands, and her sisters were several hundred dollars richer! Meanwhile, the merchant had finished his business, having sold all of his bud and having raked in a ton of money. Before setting off for home, however, the merchant decided to look for a nice bordello where he could get some fresh pussy. He had been getting regular blow jobs from Beauty – which is why she was his favorite – for the past year so he would let her sell some of his product on the side for no charge, but she wasn't willing to fuck him for it and so he was seriously jonseing for some sweet cunt. As he looked around for a whorehouse, a sudden storm blew up and his horse could hardly make headway in the howling gale. Cold and weary, the merchant had lost all hope of getting laid when he suddenly noticed a bright light shining in the middle of a wood. As he drew near, he saw that it was a castle, which he assumed housed a bordello...because who the fuck else would have a castle out here in the middle of fucking nowhere?! "Oh, yes!" he said to himself, "not only am I going to get laid tonight but hopefully I'll find shelter there for the night." When he reached the door he saw it was open; but though he shouted, nobody came to greet him. He went inside, still calling out to attract attention because he had a hard on that could drive a nail. On a table in the main hall a splendid dinner lay already served. Starved as much as he was horny, the merchant lingered over a delicious dinner, and then he relaxed with some of his own personal weed, but still neither madam nor whores arrived to see to his needs. Overcome by curiosity, he ventured upstairs, where the corridor led into magnificent rooms and halls. A fire crackled in the first room and a soft bed looked very inviting, especially when he saw there was a figure already lying there in the bed. "Well, it's about goddamn time," he groused to himself. "Strangest fucking whorehouse I've ever visited." It was now late, and the merchant could not resist. He got in bed next to the soft, supple figure and began to rub his cock against the whore's ass – when suddenly out of the bed sprang a handsome young man with the largest, hairiest cock the merchant had even seen! That horrible beast had to have been at least 14 inches long, was thicker than the merchant's arm, and was shaggy and furry! The young man glared at him with two bloodshot-angry eyes which gleamed wildly, and then spoke in a deep, terrifying voice, "What the fuck are you doing, you sick bastard?! Ungrateful man! I was going to give shelter; you ate at my table, but now you try to butt fuck me?!! I shall put you to death for this slight!" Trembling with fear, the merchant fell on his knees before the Beast. "Forgive me! Forgive me! Don't kill me! I'll do anything you say!" "Anything?" the man said, grabbing his massive cock and waving it at the merchant's face. "Even suck 'The Beast' for me?!" "Umm...OK, not anything," he merchant demurred. "But listen, I have a daughter. Totally hot and a real cock sucker – trust me, I know. I bet she would come here and suck that monster for you." "Then I shall spare your life, but on one condition: That you bring me your daughter!" The terror-stricken merchant, faced with certain death if he did not obey, promised that he would do so. When he reached home in tears, his three daughters ran to greet him. After he had told them of his dreadful adventure, Beauty put his mind at rest immediately. "Dear father," she said, "you know I'd do anything for you, especially if it involves sucking a gigantic cock! Holy fuck, did you seriously think I'd refuse?! Don't worry, you'll be able to keep your promise and save your life! Take me to the castle. I'll stay there in your place!" The merchant hugged his daughter, grabbing her ass a little as he did so. So Beauty was led to the castle. The man, however, behaved quite normally while the rest of the family was there, Beauty only able to imagine The Beast by the massive bulge being left in the man's leather pants. Everyone enjoyed a delicious meal, followed by games and brandy. The merchant knew it was time to go when he also could see the bulge The Beast was making in the man's pants – perhaps having something to do with the fact that Beauty's sisters had gotten so drunk they were now kissing passionately – and so bid Beauty good bye. The first time the man whipped it out later that night, Beauty was frightened of The Beast and shuddered at the sight of it. Then she found that, in spite of the monster's awful head, her horror of it was gradually fading the more she played with it. She knelt before the man in his room as he sat naked in the wingchair by the fire place, just stroking The Beast, touching it gently, feeling the gentle touch of the fine long hairs that covered it, aroused by it steely hardness and thick veins. Beauty toyed with it playfully like a girl that has just gotten hold of her long-lost favorite toy, slowly reintroducing herself to all of its charms. Finally finding the courage to put the massive thing in her mouth, she found that the hair on it wasn't all that repulsive, and while she certainly wasn't able get all of it in her mouth she certainly was able to get most of it in. The man began to growl deeply and happily, grabbing her hair tightly in his fist. "Mmm," he moaned loudly, "you are a good cock sucker. You like sucking big cock, little girl?" "Mff," Beauty said, "Gnff auggh ng ng," which would have been "Motherfucking, goddamn do I like sucking big cock"...if a gigantic cock wasn't already shoved in her mouth. "How about this?" he asked now as he began pushing her down onto her cock even as he slammed his hips forward. The tension in his voice was palpable as he spoke and it was clear to Beauty this man needed to cum desperately, even as he was literally shoving his cock down her throat. She didn't care; after all those games of Plug the Pig Beauty was awfully good at handling cocks down her throat. The man was now fucking Beauty's face with complete wild abandon, slamming his massive Beast into her with everything he had, Beauty making a sloppy gurgling sound with every such thrust. Beauty knew the man would soon cum, and braced herself for the inevitable. Despite all the men she had been with in her time, Beauty was not prepared for what happened. As the man's massive amount of cum began to fill her mouth and his orgasmic scream ripped the night, a soft magical glowing filled the room. Even as he continued to pump away in her mouth she could feel the hair disappearing from his cock until it became as smooth and silky as any other man's. Aside from its massive length, The Beast was like any other cock by the time the man was done cumming and the soft glow left the room. "How I've been longing for this moment!" the man said, still breathless from his orgasm. "I am Prince of all these lands, and ten years ago a haggard old witch arrived at my castle. When she saw my cock she wanted to suck it, but repulsed by her visage I refused her the honor. The evil witch turned my cock into that monster and only the blow job of a maiden willing to accept it as it was could transform my cock back into to the way it was. My dearest! I'll be so happy if you'll marry me." "So the fuck would I!" Beauty nearly shrieked. "So what a minute, you had a 14-inch cock before the curse?" "Well, yeah. Doesn't every guy?" Beauty just giggled very happily, knowing she was in for a long, happy marriage. The wedding took place shortly after and, from that day on, the young Prince fucked and would be sucked by Beauty several times every day. And while everyone most certainly did not live happily ever after, the horse-hung Prince and his happy whore of a Princess sure as shit did! Sinderella Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young woman named Sinderella. Unhappy she was, for her mother was dead and her father had married another woman who was a total bitch. Her father, who was loving and kind to her, was unfortunately always away on business trips, and so she was left to the cruel whims of her stepmother. Stepmother was a widow with two daughters, and she didn't like Sin one little bit; as a matter of fact, she utterly despised the sexy young thing. All the nice things, kind thoughts and loving touches were for her own daughters, whereas poor Sin wasn't even allowed to wear clothes; she was only allowed to cover herself with the skimpiest of rags or, more frequently, nothing at all. Sin also had to endure nightly spankings in the dungeon. Every night it was the same thing. First, Stepmother would order Sin to be naked and serve the trio in the nude, with the exception of high heels, a ball gag in her mouth and a butt plug deep in her ass. Stepmother would never miss an opportunity to crack Sin's ass with her ever-present riding whip, or to toggle to butt plug just for sheer cruel delight. After cleaning up from dinner and having a bite of bread crust, Sin would descend into Stepmother's dungeon. While still gagged and butt plugged, Stepmother – now changed into a skin-tight, crotchless and braless black leather body suit that accentuated her already full tits and gum drop-like nipples – would bend Sin over a padded bench and chain her wrists and ankles to the floor. Stepmother would use her riding crop to lash Sin's ass to a swollen red mess, then strap on her gigantic dildo and replace the ass plug, butt fucking her viciously. Finally, Stepmother would stalk in front of Sin so that her stepdaughter's face was perfectly even with her pussy, then grab a large clump of her hair and force Sin to lick her bright pink pussy. Stepmother would stand there with one leg up on a chair to allow for complete access to her pussy, which was bright pink, always wet, and framed beautifully by neatly trimmed silver-grey pubic hair, and simply delicious. Sin would lick, suck, and tongue fuck that delectable pussy as best she could, until Stepmother would eventually squirt her cummy delight all over the younger woman's face. Now, truth be told, Sin didn't actually mind licking Stepmother's pussy, nor did she mind getting butt fucked, nor did she even mind getting spanked; she just wanted Stepmother to ask nicely to use her body rather than assuming she could! But the cruelest thing Stepmother denied Sin – even worse than the good food, nice clothes, and comfortable life – was cock. Stepmother and the two sisters would always invite the sexiest, hardest knights in the kingdom to the mansion for an evening of entertainment, which inevitably ended up in the bedroom. But in yet another way of humiliating and tormenting Sin, Stepmother would make her sit in the bedroom and watch as she and the two daughters sucked, fucked, and licked their way through the night...or the knights, as the case may be. Poor Sin, all she was left to do was make her way to the kitchen in which she slept and fuck herself with the first convenient cucumber or carrot she could get her hands on! The primary reason Stepmother hated Sin so much was that she was utterly gorgeous, with long curly auburn hair and a gigantic rack, whereas the daughters were really butt ugly. Easy, and always willing to suck cock or take it up the ass, but ugly nonetheless. Sinderella, even dressed in rags, was drop dead gorgeous; her stepsisters, no matter how splendid and elegant their clothes were still clumsy, lumpy and ugly and always would be. They did not merely get beat by the ugly stick; they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! One day, beautiful new dresses arrived at the house for the daughters. The Prince normally had a ball during the spring planting and another to celebrate the fall harvest, but he had been detained this year due to the inconvenience of having to invade some neighboring country or another. Therefore, he was combining the two, and all the loveliest ladies in the kingdom were invited to enjoy the Prince's two big balls. His balls were to be held as soon as possible in his favorite castle, and the stepsisters were getting ready to go to it. Sinderella didn't even dare ask where her gown was, because she knew Stepmother would say. "You?" she knew her stepmother would sneer cruelly. "My dear girl, you're staying at home to wash the dishes, scrub the floors and turn down the beds for your stepsisters. They will come home tired and very sleepy." Then Sin would get her ass cracked smartly for such impertinence. Sin sighed deeply as the trio happily trotted out the door, each giggling about how big they thought the Prince's balls would be. "Fucking-A! Goddamn tits fuck shit piss cock!!" Sin yelled in a Tourette's-like moment of well-earned profanity. "I am so motherfucking unhappy in this shit joint, and I so need a hard cock! Goddamn it all to motherfucking hell!!" Then, something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared! "Hey, hey, hey girlfriend!" said the fairy with a wave of his hand and a snap of his fingers. He looked somewhat strange, standing before Sin in a pink tutu, purple tights, and a black leather vest that was cut low enough to show his pierced male nipples. The little butterfly-like wings attacked to his back flapped madly, yet somehow seemed to keep his large size afloat. "Don't be alarmed, darling! The wind blew me your sighs, and my goodness, bitch, can you curse up a storm! Woo hoo, girl, you'd make a long shore man stop his ears! Now, I know you would love to get to the Prince's balls, and so you shall!" "Umm...," Sin said. "No disrespect or anything, but aren't fairies supposed to have a magic wand? How can you cast spells without a magic wand?" "Oh, girl, you clearly know nothing about us male fairies," he said, and whipped out his long, thin cock. "This is my magic wand...or least I've been told its magic!" "Oh, awesome. But still, how can I get to the Prince's balls? How can I, dressed in nothing at all?" Sinderella replied, "The servants wouldn't let me into the castle...they'd be fucking me on the drawbridge until dawn!" The fairy smiled, and said, "Mmhmm, and who could blame then? Damn, girl, you even make me want to fuck you, and I'm gayer than a bag of cocks! But anyhoo...watch this," With a flick of his magic wand, Sin found herself wearing the most beautiful yet sexy dress, the loveliest ever seen in the realm. "Mmm, yeah, suck on that, bitch!" the fairy said to no one in particular. "Now that we have settled the matter of the dress we'll need to get you a coach. A real lady would never go to a ball on foot!" "Oh, but I'm no lady. I'm really quite a slut and am hoping to get fucked long and hard tonight." The fairy's "magic wand" suddenly grew even larger and stiffer than before, his jaw going somewhat slack as he drooled at her. "I am starting to question my career choice right about now. Damn, girl, you are one hot little cunt!" "I do try." "Well, try getting me a pumpkin!" he ordered. "And seven mice! And bring me a beer while you're at it!" "Certainly," said Sinderella, rushing away. Sinderella soon returned with a fine pumpkin, seven mice, and a nice cold beer. "Excellent," exclaimed the fairy. With a flick of his magic wand...he started beating the pumpkin with his cock. Sin at first wondered if this was just part of the magical ritual that would get her to the balls, but she soon realized that the fairy was just pretty much masturbating with the pumpkin. "Umm...excuse me?" Sin at first got no response, the fairy deeply entrenched in images of gay porn. "Umm...umm...Mr. Fairy?" "Mmm?" he sighed. "Would you mind not fucking the pumpkin and getting back on with this? I'd really like to get fucked some time before the next millennium." "Hm? What? Oh," the fairy said, opening his eyes and realizing he had gotten a bit carried away. "OK, sorry...here we go!" The fairy stroked his magic wand, and as he did sparkling fairy dust streamed out of it, turning the pumpkin into a sparkling coach and the mice into six white horses, while the seventh mouse turned into a coachman in a smart uniform and carrying a whip. Sin could hardly believe her eyes. "Oh, my!" Sin squealed happily. "Now I'll look like a princess and I'll be sure to get the Prince's cock for sure!" "You are fucking-A right you will, bitch!" the fairy said with a giggle. "So, what's the beer for? How are you going to use it?" "This?" the fairy said, taking a long chug. "This is because I'm thirsty. I'm going to drink it because it's hard fucking work being a fairy." "Oh, OK. Is there anything else I need or can I go now?" "Yes, there is one last special thing," the fairy said. He waved his magic cock wand, and a perfectly shaped glass dildo appeared before Sin. "Take this magic dildo and slip it inside that tight little ass of yours. This is help make you irresistible to the Prince...and also make you even hornier than you are now!" Sin did as she was told, then the fairy smacked her gently on her head with his wand and said, "Now remember! You must leave the ball at midnight and come home. For that is when the spell ends. Your coach will turn back into a pumpkin, the horses will become mice again and the coachman will turn back into a mouse, and you will be naked again. Do you understand?" More Fucked Up Fairy Tales Sinderella smiled and said, "You bet your gay ass I do!" When Sin entered the ballroom at the palace, a hush fell. Everyone stopped in mid-sentence to admire her elegance, her beauty and grace. "Who can that be?" people asked each other, all of the men and most of the women getting suddenly overwhelmed with a desire to fuck her like crazy. When the prince set eyes on Sinderella, he was struck by her beauty and sported a sudden, huge erection and was filled with animal-like lust for her. Walking over to her with his cock stretching his pants out, he bowed deeply and asked her to dance, which of course she did quite happily. As they danced she would none-to-innocently brush against his ever-hardening cock, eventually just gently stroking it through the thin material of his uniform pants. Needless to say, he danced with Sinderella all evening, much to the great disappointment of all the other young ladies. Eventually the Prince asked, "Who are you, fair maiden?" "What does it matter who I am?" she whispered, rubbing his cock lasciviously as they danced. "I just want to shove this fucking thing down my throat and swallow all your cum." "Good enough for me," the Prince said enthusiastically. "Follow me." The Prince grabbed her hand and they escaped through the large French doors to the garden near the ballroom. He took her to the hedge labyrinth, where there was a very private grotto hidden away there. Sitting down on the stone bench there, the Prince stroked Sin's hair and said, "So, you said something about wanting to suck my cock?" "Mmm," she purred happily. "You are goddamn right I do!" Sitting next to the Prince, Sin now leaned over his lap and slowly undid the buttons on his uniform pants, finally revealing his royal cock. Sin was so horny now she could feel the slick insides of her pussy throbbing, yet she stopped a moment to take in the glorious beauty of what she saw before her. The Prince's cock would have been a royal even if it was sticking out of a peasant's trousers so thick and hard and veiny it was. She gently stroked the silky soft skin of the shaft, which slid deliciously against the deeply engorged and rock-hard muscle beneath. It created a delightful contrast the Sin found irresistible, and she gently touched the shaft with her lips to better feel the dichotomy. The Prince's cock head was thick and round and his balls were simply huge, perfectly rounded, heavy, and very full. It was indeed a royal package and she intended to enjoy every moment of sucking it. She began kissing the Prince's cock gently, tenderly, with the same awe and reverence as did his many supplicants kiss his royal signet ring. She covered its massive length and breadth with gently kisses, trailing up along the shaft to its engorged head, then back down to his perfectly shaved, large round balls. She kissed every inch of his perfect cock, worshipping and loving his royal scepter. Sensing the Prince's impatience but not wanting to rush her play time, Sin now replaced her loving kisses with equally worshipful licks, long lazy slurps that began at his balls and trailed slowly up to his head, then terminated with a swirl and a flick. Sin would then gently suck on the head of his cock ever so slightly, and then slowly lick the shaft all the way back down to his balls. The Prince used his position as Sin lay across his lap to reach down, lift up her dress, and finger her hot, wet cunt while she sucked his cock. He first gently slid his fingers along the length of her pussy lips, teasing her cunt much the way she now teased his cock. Slowly, languidly, he traced the outline of her pussy, eliciting from her happy little moans and sudden intakes of breath. He then traced the outer lips to her clit, which was now large, thick, and engorged, which he took great delight in gently rubbing, twisting, and massaging, all to the clear delight of this delicious cock sucker. After some time of playing with her throbbing clit, the Prince used one finger to slide into her slick, tight pussy while using others to still massage her clit. He was playing her pussy like a master musician would play a piano. Despite being driven mad by the Prince's talented working of her clit, Sin continued this long, slow, delightfully torturous pace for some time, feeling his cock growing harder and harder with every lick. The Prince had never received such an amazing cock sucking in his entire life, despite the numerous princesses, ladies, and chamber maids that had sucked him off over the years. Yet despite that his need to cum was building within him and so he grabbed Sin's hair tightly and now plunged his entire massive cock down her throat. Sin was at first unprepared for his arrogation of her blow job, but soon became even hornier at the thought of being used by the Prince for his pleasure and delight, of being his own personal sex tool to be used to his will for his orgasm. The Prince now took over completely, using her tightly-bound hair to lift and lower her head on his cock, adding to it with thrusts from his hips. Sin loved the sense of being face fucked, the feeling of having this massive cock crash deep into her throat reputedly, of her needs being made subservient to his desires. She loved the choking sensation she got every time his thick cock was pushed too far down her throat and the slightly dizzy feeling the contaminant loss of air was giving her. Sin was being used by the Prince as a sex slave and loved every humiliating moment of it. The Prince had started face fucking Sin at a fairly temperate pace but soon increased until he was thrusting into her frenetically, slamming her head onto his cock, slamming it ever more deeply into her throat. She was gagging with every thrust but loving it, loving the degradation and rough use of her mouth for his pleasures. Sin could feel his cock swell suddenly and his already impressive curve bend ever further, and knew that she would soon be blessed with a mouthful of hot creamy cum. The Price let out an unearthly shriek and thick, hot ribbons of cum soon began to shoot into Sin's mouth. He kept pumping her frantically, but the streams of cum just continued shooting and shooting into her mouth, forcing her to swallow hard just so she wouldn't lose one precious drop of his sweet sperm. Sin gulped hard as the cum squirted into her mouth and splashed on the back of her throat, gently stroking the Prince's balls as she did so, finally sucking out every last drop from his magnificent cock. Sin licked the last little drops from the Prince's cock and licked her lips happily. "Mmm, my lord," she purred to him, "you do have a fine tasting cock!" Still catching his breath, the Prince gasped, "I want you...as my princess..." Filled with equal parts joy and horniness, Sin was just about to slide onto his Prince's still-rock hard cock and get the fucking she so ached for when she suddenly heard the cock tower chime. Looking up she saw that it was now midnight, and the spell that had disguised her as princess would end. Without a word she ran away from the Prince, hiking up her dress as she did so to run faster. She made it out of the hedges and off the Prince's estate before the final chime, but not before her glass dildo slipped out of her ass. The Prince, who was now madly in lust with her, was finally able to rush after her once he got his pants back on. Spotting the dildo he picked it up and then said to his ministers, "Go and search everywhere for the girl in whose ass this dildo fits. I will never be content until I find her...and then fuck her!" So the ministers scoured the land and made all the women bend over and take it up the ass (What? They're from the government after all – you expected something different?!) It didn't matter about age or occupation: Women just turned 18 that very day got plugged in the ass as did grannies; all the princesses of the realm took it up the ass as did all the peasants. And while more than a few truly enjoyed the test, the dildo was either far too large or entirely too small in every ass in the land. Then the ministers arrived at Stepmother's mansion. Sin knew why they were there, yet stood meekly to the rear and delighted as she watched first her stepmother and then her two loathsome step sisters get plugged up the ass with her magical dildo. All three of there asses had been fucked far too many times for the dildo to fit, and so it slipped out and fell to the floor with a clunk. Finally, the ministers insisted that Sin be tested as well despite Stepmother's protests. Sin strode forward, pulled her rags away from her barely concealed ass, bent over, and...as the minister slipped it in, the magic glass dildo glowed gently and actually changed shape slightly to fit in her ass as a key does in the key hole! So of course Sin was immediately draped in a fine ermine robe and whisked away to the Prince, where the two married that very day and spent the entire next week fucking like a bunch of rabbits hepped up on Viagra and coke. Sinderella truly enjoyed her new life as Princess of the realm, acting as gracious Lady to the common people and dirty cum slut to the Prince. And what of her stepmother and two stepsisters? She had a dungeon prepared especially for them in the castle where they now lived, chained perpetually to the walls, and where she has more than made up for the taunts, teases, and whips inflicted upon her by them! So in the end Sinderella lived very happily ever after...her step relations, not so much!