0 comments/ 6568 views/ 0 favorites I'm in Love with a Stripper By: OzzyDaBum This story is told from a perspective of a young guy who recently turned eighteen. This has been made purely for satire purpose and syntax, tone, and storytelling elements are used the way they are for that exact purpose. Basically, this is the story an eighteen-year-old me would tell people, with some elements being true and some being fully exaggerated. Feedback (of any kind) is greatly appreciated. * What the hell am I doing here? Why did I come here, this is not a place for me! How did I ever convince myself to come here? The night was almost over and my shift was coming to a close. It's strange to remember that two months ago I had to plead with my parents for some spare cash for food and other junk. It's even harder to imagine that as of four days ago I was allowed to buy cigarettes and lotto, not to mention going to the place that had me tantalized for years. I'm sure I'm not the only kid.....excuse me, young adult, that wanted to go to a strip club. The appeal has certainly gone down due to "the almighty" internet being available, providing porn by the barrelful, and the "No touch" policy that I so heard about. The only other factor was money, but that hasn't been a problem since I got a job as a delivery boy for a decent size restaurant. This gig has fallen out of nowhere, and I picked it up, although with some difficulty, fairly quickly and the money started pouring. Looking back now, making minimum wage didn't seem so bad when I was working in my step-fathers office, but this was just amazing compared to sitting in an office nine to five making telemarketing calls trying to sell junk to people. Eighteen bucks an hour, my own schedule, driving around blasting Metallica wile all I had to do was delivery food to anyone crazy enough to want a pizza at two in the morning. Great gig like I said, and with a few fine tunings I had it under my belt. The stories that I got from that job are going to last me for a lifetime, but that's for another day. I had the thought for a while, but this was the night to make my long-time dream realized. The strange part is that I've been in a strip club before. Sometimes the girls or the manager himself order from my restaurant and because they are located across the street from us, it makes for an easy "run". Run being a sequence of deliveries that the driver makes and in which order. Yes I've been inside many times, even before I turned eighteen and once I decided to stick around after I made my drop. This however wasn't a good experience, as I learned that forty bucks doesn't go a long way in a strip club. I'm not going to count that as my first strip club experience as there was really nothing to experience; I came in sat down for few minutes and the money I made that night I saved for a new set of strings rather than tipping the girls (which I didn't know you were required to do if you sat at the pool). Needless to say I wanted a real strip club experience. The same situation happened with my first run in with sex, but that will be another story. I had about two hundred bucks on top of twenty in singles which I so meticulously aligned in "tip" portion of my wallet. I had my valid license and most importantly I had my leather jacket, skinny jeans and old pair of vans. I couldn't look anymore like I kid as I did at that moment, to top it off I had a buttoned up collar shirt with the neck very loosely unbuttoned going for that straight out douchebag look. I thought that I looked mature and I thought I would fit in fine among the adult atmosphere, plus the leather jacket gave me strange boost of confidence. I finished my report, clocked out at two in the morning, and I was ready to head out. The stench of "axe" and breath mints lingered in my nose. Tired but exited I drove towards "the Body Shop" to finally feel for myself what a strip club really was. I heard stories about this place. One of the drivers mentioned his experience. He got a dance with a tall man-ish Russian girl who had a "signature" move of what I could make out as pile driving your face into her ass. Erotic to some but seemed a bit too rough for me, at least for now. I broke my nose a few times and though that would be a fun story to tell, I would have to pass. I didn't help that I was passing by this place almost every other day on my runs. Still living with my parents, my new job gave me another bonus, as now I had an alibi as to where I was at four in the morning. Not many people have that excuse, but I tend to overthink those kinds of details. I had it all planed and this was the night to see my plans turn into actions. It was a Friday night so many drunks were hanging around the entrance, no doubt guys who struck out and in their inebriated state wanted "to see some tittles!" I don't judge, I had many experiences striking out with pretty much every girl in the club. Hell, the club is not where I belong, but being drunk and horny sure does help. But again, that is another story. I bravely storm the entrance and the bouncer asks for my id. I proudly present it and smile when he begins to compare the pictures. Seems like a very dorky move looking back, buy I probably not going to see him ever again so it didn't matter. He smirks to himself and directs me to the cashier. Yes! Step one: complete! The woman behind the register takes the same weird look and asks me for ten for entry. I give her a twenty and ask for some singles. She gives me a great stack of old singles bound by one paperclip. The second bouncer pulls the curtain and lets me. I step into the dim lit room and I'm ready to experience the dream. The room was packed, there were people filling almost every corner of the club. The music was blasting some generic bass beat and the lighting made it hard to navigate but I wasn't there for those reasons. Going to a strip club for the DJ is like going to McDonalds for a salad. Both stages had girls, topless and just like the ads described them. And I quote "time to see some titties!" Yes, I truly had no class or etiquette dealing with naked women. I take a seat at the poolside of the first stage prepare my singles. The girl on the stage was in the middle of her routine as only half of her outfit was gone. Considering that their outfits consists of the heels that never come off and two other articles of clothing. She was rather tall, or not, I couldn't tell at the time between real height and six inch heels. Come to think of it, why do I care how tall she is? Her body was lean and agile as she slid up and down that pole with ease, but again I could just be naïve in my first firsthand look at a real stripper. Again, why do I care, she's naked! Not enough breasts. A cup, for a title like "Body Shop" seemed kind of obscure. Awh, I wanna see big titties! I don't have to think too mature about that, plus I doubt I can make an intelligent argument to get a girl with a bigger bust. As I was making my mental marks her g string came down to her knees. Forget I said anything about boobs! My eyes widened and at an instant smile arouse even though I tried to hide it. Pussy was shaved clean, and her lips were enticing me as I haven't seen enough of the female anatomy up-close, and the internet is no substitution. She spread her legs and I got an even better look. I was getting exited already, it wasn't that hard to excite me, but it seemed rather too quick. I tried to calm down and look smooth and not as some horny teenager after that point (even though I was just that). It seemed very short lived, but I ran out of singles as few other equally gorgeous girls came and went. I had to get up and leave the poolside and seek a place to observe the girls else were. This was around the same time the severity of the situation started to settle in. There really isn't much to do after the money is gone, a lot like in real life. With no more singles and no spot in the pool, the sight of naked girls has begun to be distracted and then despoiled by ugly drunk guys, the scary bouncers, and the terrible club beat music. I was desperately looking around for a girl to take for a private dance, but it in that odd instance, there were no girls coming to harass me for a private dance. I sat at the table with the chair turned away to face the stage and the situation has fully sunk in. On the outside I tried to have control and appear cool and confident, but inside I started to feel that this is not a place for me either. And that's when the thoughts settled in. What the hell am I doing here? Why did I come here this is not a place for me! How did I ever convince myself to come here? The lustful atmosphere has begun to pull me hard but this time my nerves were pulled along and stress came shortly after. Yeah they're naked, but so what? Just as I was thinking to leave, a miracle happens! An angel in a red g string comes out of nowhere. Yes I realize how cheesy that sounds. I look up, then down, then up again fully observing her essence into my view. I wish I had a cool line to describe her, something like "her g sting was red like the passion hot of a thousand suns!" or some kind of poetic line like that. Instead I'm just going to say "She was fuckin' hot!" She saw the look and like a true pro, didn't spare a moment to approach and seal the deal. Our eyes meet as she stood in front of me in mere seconds but she didn't stop there. She came even closer parting my legs and getting real up-close and personal. I was surprised by her warm "hospitality"; I had a clue that strippers will do almost anything to pull you in for a private dance, but even this seemed too much, even for the time and place. Still I did not let it cloud my judgment. I wanted to come once, see it once and leave once not to comeback. I heard stories of people throwing their money down the well and claiming to be "in love" with their strippers. But these were just after-toughs, because I was lonely, and very horny, and she came at just the right time. She made the girls performing on the stage seem like trash. Ok that's a little mean, the other girls were good....ok, average at best, but she seemed like the best this place could offer. She stood at maybe five nine with heels. Well, it matters to me; I'm a rather tall dude. She was a natural golden blonde, with wavy flowing hair, about a b cup, again a bit contradictory to the name of the place but whatever. She had a nice classy looking red bra and a matching g string which complimented her milky skin and fiery lips, but her best feature by the most contrasting way was her face. No it wasn't tired dead-eyes expression that the other girls had. She wasn't drugged out and she didn't have that fake smile that only lusted after money. For whatever reason she seemed out of place for this environment, a lot like me, but unlike me acted like she was right at home. Her face said European, which I could tell right away as I was Russian myself. A little bit of a coincidence I would say. "Hi honey, how you are?" she started to flirt. Weird enough, as much as it sounds like a typical stripper line, her accent and soft cute tone made it surprisingly special, but my skepticism kept my mind at a sharp doubt and it kept me on guard. "I'm Elena" she continued "I'm John" I roughly blurred out. As far as you know anyways. "Nice to meet you babe" she answered me. Again, her words, even though completely scripted, seemed so real. Maybe she has gotten so good at her job that it even sound convincing, or maybe I'm just that naïve when it comes to strippers. I didn't care about the truth, nor should I. I came to places that enforce a sweet lie of women coming to you. "Russian?" I roughly ask her. "Yeah" she answers me in her spunky tone. We then switch to Russian. For the sake of the story I'm going to roughly translate in English but we spoke both languages in some alteration. "Russian! Me too, ha nice" my interest in her arouse even more. It felt a little more personal. "Oh wow, from where?" She responded. "Oh, I'm from such and such," I respond in a rather forced manner. "Oh ok, well I'm originally from such and such myself" she responded in her spunky mode. The dialog seemed extremely awkward but due to the place I knew that there was no chance of me striking out, after all I did pay my entry fee. That gave me some confidence. "Would you like to get a dance?" she asked me kindly. I knew it eventually would come down to this, and I was ready with open arms, but I wanted to appear cool and confident. "Sure, let's go" I tried to sound charming. Sure I laugh now, but at the time I felt like I was Brad Pit or something. I don't know, do girls still go wet over Pit? I don't keep up with pop culture. She grabbed my hand slowly led me to the back section of the club. On the way I saw many other guys who were in the same situation as I was a minute ago, standing against the wall waiting for their girl to come. Ha! What losers! It felt pretty damn good, like buying your first car, and driving it off the lot. Except it wasn't a car, and I wasn't really taking her home, so it's more like renting a car...hell, I'm overthinking this. She led me to the back and showed me the other room. It was a separate room filled with cubical like stalls surrounded by mirrors. There were also two separate little rooms covered by a curtain. Some of the stalls were occupied, but it was hard to see what was going on in there, I guess that was the point. "Ok, pick anywhere you like." She told me. I looked around with concern. This wasn't really what I had in mind. I was a bit flustered trying to make a quick decision. She then leaned in closer and whispered into my ear. "Let's go to the other room" "I don't think I have enough..." she stopped me in mid sentence by placing her finger on my lips. "Let's go to the back room" she repeated with a more provocative tone. "Don't worry honey, I'm gonna take care of you." I wanted to object because I really didn't have enough money, but I couldn't say "No" to such a gorgeous girl. Plus, I never heard a girl tell me, she's "gonna take care of me". I didn't have a clue why she wanted me in the back. I was going to pay her either way, even if is not that much by strip club standards. She left me in front of the curtain and went to talk to the other cashier at the booth that I saw at the entrance to the back room. She came back quickly with a much exited smile. She then opened the curtain and pulled me in. It was actually much taller and roomier then I expected. They managed to fit a fairly huge leather club chair inside this little room. The music seemed much calmer inside as the bass wasn't slipping through the wall as much. I humbly walked in and to my surprise she gently pushes me into the chair, still retaining that very playful matter. I was pleasantly surprised at her enthusiasm. "Don't worry honey, I'm gonna take good care of you" she said now with my more dominance in her cute tone which was starting to become less soft and more sexual. Damn! Rarely can one word describe what I felt at that point. "Damn!" this time out loud. She smirked at my childish approach. She then reached back and unhooked her bra and tossed it to the corner. Hooray! Time to see her boobs! I got to see her breast hang free and it did not disappoint. Firm and spunky, a lot like her, natural and seductive just like I started to believe she was. Stripper being human, absurd right! Next came down her g string. Again, her kitty was well shaved. I felt my eyes staring but I didn't care, that's what I was her for. That's what she's here for. She tossed it aside and started to mount me. I was halfway lying down as the chair was quite large and there were no arms, but it seemed that they were folded down rather then not been there at all. I had to keep my hands on my knees because I didn't want to ruin this situation. She was on top of me. A naked girl on my lap, and it seemed that I was already hard from the first few seconds. She then started to unbutton my jeans. I was bit concerned, my wallet was there. That fear was dispersed when she pulled out my belt from my jeans. The rhythm of the music came into play and she was giving me a lap dance. My hands were now loosely placed on the chair. She grabbed my hands and put them on her tits and started to rub them. Well, that's nice. I got to feel her breasts and they felt even better then imagine. Just enough to grab and play with but not too huge to be hard to handle! I played with her breast and she was grinding on me. We were both getting in the groove and it felt great, but the fun didn't stop there. She backs off and reaches into my jeans and into my underwear. I jerk forward feeling her hand down my pants. She then grabs my dick and starts to play with my already hard thing. "Oh my! You're already exited!" she says with such enthusiasm. Honey, I was exited before you even got on top of me. I couldn't say anything. I was expecting some contact but she just reached into my pants without any shame. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of it but the surprise caught me off guard. She then pulls it up and unzips my jeans so my dick, still bound by my boxers, could peek out. She then aligns herself and started to rub against and then just straight out grind on my dick. The only thing that kept it from being full contact was that small layer of fabric. The fun didn't stop there as she skillfully unbuttoned my shirt. While she was doing that my hands kept exploring her body. I'm paying by the minute so might as well enjoy wile I still can. I played with her nipple and then proceeded to suck on them. She only seemed more turned on by this and started to grind faster. Adding small nibbling was a plus. My hand then got on her ass and I started to sway it along with her movements. "Spank me honey!" she yelled out. Damn! That is not the reaction I expected. First a soft spank. She yelled "Harder!" I do it again with more force but I'm still afraid of hitting too hard. She yells again "Harder!" Turned on by her words I smack her left cheek pretty damn hard. She only lets out a bigger "yeah!" She didn't leave me out as she was moving her arms on my chest and feeling me up almost as much as I did her. Maybe more? Nah, probably not. My hand slowly made its way down to her pussy, down the abdomen and past her clitoris. She slowed down her movement and lifted herself up as I began to pet her kitty. That also got a different result than I expected. It's not like I had a particular plan of action, but it threw me off. She closed her eyes and started to rub against my hand by her own will. I didn't let up and kept rubbing her cunt. I aligned my thumb and started to play with her clit. For some reason I wanted to call it "her button" due to past experience, but again that's another story. By the sounds of pleasant "oh's" I was encouraged to keep going. My middle finger then attempted to penetrate her. There was a small nudge of discomfort on her face as I slid my finger in her but she allowed me to keep going. Ha, "no touch" policy my ass! She started to get even louder and I tried to slip another finger in. she seems to really enjoy it. She was now pushing herself into my two fingers. I wanted to add another one to the mix but that just seemed out of place. I don't know, what's left of my morality told me not to do it. She began to moan loader, and use and less "stripper terms" like "yes baby". While my right hand was doing that my left continued to play with her breast and pinch her nipple. Even though her nipple was rock-hard I still kept playing with it. I'm in Love with a Stripper We've gotten to fairly fast speeds, she was really enjoying her ride and just as she reached the peak she stopped moving and I felt her pussy tighten and squeezed my fingers. Did I, for a lack of better term, "made her cum?" She leaned down on me, and exhaled heavily. I felt a shiver shoot down her spine. I pulled out my finger. They were a little wet. Did I just finger bang a stripper? Well I guess I did, and her heavy breathing was the proof not to mention her "cum" I guess. Is that something you should be proud of? Oh well. She didn't say anything for a few seconds. She was just lying on me, catching her breath. Then she let out another big exhale and slowly dismounted me. I though the dance was over. Maybe she didn't like it? Did I do something wrong? Well obviously I did, but I thought she enjoyed it. Hell, I enjoyed it. More worries started to creep into my head as she was now standing with a slight shaking in her legs. I was becoming more concerned. My dick stated to get a little limp from the fear. She then turned around and stretched her arm to reach the corner of the room. She then pulled aside the side of the curtain. There were two wires running up the wall. One seemed like it was cut before but roughly patched up with tape. The other was the same but this one had an extra piece of coil making a third extension. Fuck! Of course there are cameras here! They're not stupid; they're not going to let the girls be alone with a random man. I started to nervously look around for the camera, and there it was, plain as day in the same corner. It was hardly visible unless someone was purposely looking for it, tucked to the side of the red curtain. So I guess it wasn't in plain sight but it didn't make me feel better. I then look at Elena. She turned to me and just smiled. Well, I've been caught! I guess she's going ask me for more money or call the security on me. What the hell am I doing here? Why did I come here, this is not a place for me! How did I ever convince myself to come here? I sat there strangely looking at her awaiting my punishment. She smirked at me as if she knew what I was thinking. She then disconnected the loose wire. Then she gently tied it to the other one and closed back the curtain. "Now we can truly be alone" she said in that cute seductive tone. Damn! Again, it was all I could think. Not only did she not rat me out but now some real fun is about to begin! It's like something out of a cheesy romance novel. I sigh of relief escaped out of my lung and a great big smile followed. I don't care if I looked like a fool; I wanted to know what she had in mind. She smirked and slowly mounted me again. This time she took her time; or maybe she was tired, I don't know. "I told you honey. I'm gonna take care of you!" she said in almost a whisper as it tingled my ear. I just kept sitting there not saying a word. This was too damn surreal for me to try to comprehend. I just needed to relax and go with this erotic flow. I was shocked, happy, confused, still horny, relived, exited and a whole bunch of other feelings I can't properly document or even describe for that matter. The leash was off and now we were more-or-less alone. I slowly put my hands back on her body but she had other plans for me. Her hands reached down my pants, and even though my hard-on was gone a small portion of my meat remained intact. This time she whipped it out of my under wear. I would say that I was surprised but at this point it wouldn't surprise me if she gave me a blowjob there and then. She leaned back and got on her knees close to my crotch. Epic Foreshadowing! She started to play around with my dick. It didn't take long for it to get back to its former glory. She seemed very happy that I was "happy" and kept playing with it till I was hard as a rock. Then as if she read my mind, her tongue makes an appearance and starts liking the tip of my shaft. First going clockwise then up and down then shaking it all around, she used her tongue with great persuasion on my cock. Oh no, I totally didn't see that coming (insert sarcastic tone). She raises her head a little higher while keeping her tongue down on my shaft and then as a diver jumping off a cliff, she lunges down on my dick, going down full deepthroat. Naturally my body's reaction is to lean into her pretty little mouth. She gagged a little but only due to unfamiliarity. Damn! First she lets me finger her, then surrenders her only source of security and now she gives me head. It's like porn, excepted in real life! She then begins to speed up all while her arms go up and grab the sides of my unbuttoned shirt. My head leans back from pleasure and my eyes roll back from sparks of ecstasy. I start to breath heavy from the warm tingly feeling her mouth and tongue are giving me. To my surprise she doesn't even stop there; she only gets faster. And even though she's only been doing this for a few minutes now, I feel my climax creeping up. To be honest I was a bit scared that it might come too early. "Easy! Easy, please." I let her know. She slows down her pace. Then she stops and takes my dick out of her mouth. She then crawls back up onto my lap and leans in for a kiss. WTF? It's actually really gross to think that she just gave me head and now she kissed me and her tongue was lunged into my throat. It's like if I sucked my own dick, which in retrospect is better than sucking someone else's dick but just as wet and gross. She wanted to make out heavily, and I wasn't prepared just like my first, second, third, fourth and seventh kiss. Just as I was willing and ready to continue making out with her, she releases her grip on my mouth and pulled back. She starts to laugh. I guess she got a kick off it. Of well I guess as long as she is happy, she did give me head while most guys don't even get to touch their dancer. Hell, maybe they do and I'm just a naïve dumbass but I like my version better. But now I wanted more, and I knew she could provide me with what I want. How far can the envelope be pushed? I reach down and grip my wet Willie and align it with her pussy. She felt my dick and even tough judging by her face it caught her by surprise, she was ready and willing. She quickly reached down and commandeered my cock out of my hands; she then proceeded to spreading her legs and aligning herself accordingly. She leans down as I push up and we both release a big grunt. We pause for a moment, but only a moment as she is very feisty and doesn't waste any time. I join her with my own movements. It takes a few tries for us to sync up but after that we start really plowing each other. Sounds of pleasure, heavy breathing, her thighs hitting against me, the rocking of the chair, God and Jesus being mentioned, all the details were there. We were banging if I didn't make it clear enough. We were going at it like pros, which I can vouch for her but I was just going on a whim as I wasn't greatly experience in sex, let alone sex in public with a stripper. Hell, I didn't even concern me that I wasn't wearing a condom and that she.....well....was a stripper I just met like forty minutes ago. But none of it really mattered I was having sex with her and it was great! Now the time was coming. The climax was coming, and to be honest I'm surprised I lasted that long. I tried to slow and stop but she just wouldn't let up. I finally came to mind and used my words. "I'm gonna come!" I managed to squeeze out of me. Not the classiest response, but it will do. She quickly dismounted me and grabbed my dick and started furiously jerking it. I was close, so close, almost to the point of bliss. She kept beating my meat as she opened her mouth ready to receive my warm juice. Do people still say juice? Sounds nicer then "swallow my splooge....bitch". Anyways back to the orgasm. Finally the moment came, as did I. My breath escaped my lungs and the feeling rushed through every fiber of my being. I take my ejaculations seriously! I closed my eyes and felt bliss, as if my spirit left my body. Next, a shiver and another exhale came out of me. All my trouble and problems did not matter for those few seconds. I was stranded in the sea of pleasure, and I never wanted to be rescued. I came back to my senses and opened my eyes. She of course was still there and her mouth was full of cum. She got off her knees and bitterly swallowed my load. I guess you can't have any evidence of what happened here. I managed to pull up my pants and collapse back into the chair. She joined me in the chair. I guess that this was the moment for "pillow talk". As obscure as it sounded it was something like that; she leaned down on me and made herself comfortable. She didn't even seem that tired. She actually seemed more energetic and spunky. "Did you enjoy that honey?" she cheerfully asked me. ".......oh yeah!" I managed to stress out of me. Again, not the smoothes one-liner that I could twist out of me, but it let her know I was satisfied. "Ok great! But we better get dressed. I think we only have eight minutes left" she told me in a more serious tone. Wait, what? She then jumped off just as fast as she jumped on me. I on the other hand was very cumbersome and took my time to get up. I was still in the afterglow and I couldn't think straight. I got dressed rather slowly and we both exited the little room. She went back inside for a few seconds, no doubt to fix the wires, and she turned to me. This was the truly awkward part. Do I pay her now? More, less, the same; I don't know. "Umm, I don't know, what do I owe you?" I nervously asked her. You tell a coworker who bought you coffee "what do I owe you?" For what happened here, if I got down on my knees and chanted to the universe that my life is truly complete.... that would be an understatement! Only I could blur out the most inappropriate line for the occasion. She looked at me, and then looked at the booth. There was nobody at the booth. She then looked back at me. Luckily she didn't take offence to my stupidity. "Don't worry honey. This one is on the house." She answered me. "Just consider it my present to you." Damn! How many times have I thought that this night? I was confused but I smiled and tried to find the words to thank her. "Umm, thank you! But...why?" I asked her. I was ready to give her my entire bank account for what we did in there. "Don't ask too many questions honey" she answered with a little snap. "Just enjoy!" I decided to shut and maybe find out later. She then escorted me back to the entrance curtain. Once we got there she hugged me tight and told in my ear. "I work Thursday, Friday, and Saturday after 11." She quietly said into my ear. "Come by some time." "I will but..." she interrupted me before I could finish. "You worry too much honey!" she laughed at me. "You need to relax more, stop by when you can". She then gave me a quick smooch on the cheek. I figured it was pointless to ask her so I just quietly whispered "ok" and left her arms. I pushed the curtain aside and before I stepped out I looked at her as if to indicate that I care. She was still there looking at me; then she blew me a kiss and winked at me. I didn't know how to act so I just smiled and waved her goodbye. Smooth move there Casanova. I proceeded to my car and that's when more question started to arise. Who was she? Why did she let me do what I did? Did she enjoy it? Was it real? Does she let everyone do this? I had unprotected sex with her, do I have AIDS? Should I go get tested? Fuck, what if I came inside? Kids maybe? What if we were caught? Then the though process stopped as I got into my car; I exhaled again and cleared my mind. I just had sex with a stripper. Awesome! Plus, I'm too young to care about consequences. Fuck it, it's not like bad things happen to good people. I don't know and frankly I don't care why or when or how. Do I tell someone about this? Maybe I should write a story about this! Nah, no one is going to like it. I start up my car and drove home to get some well deserved sleep. This was a great experience, and I'm definitely going to comeback for her. Now all I need is a cool way to end this story. I know: BEST FRIDAY NIGHT, EVER!!