7 comments/ 22875 views/ 3 favorites Harmless Office Fun By: headcase35 I left the apartment a few hours earlier that day so I could hit the gym before work. After I did my usual workout routine, I took a nice long shower, dried off thoroughly and went off to work. My office building was right next to the gym so it was very convenient. Many of the people in the company use that gym for that reason and because of that the gym owner gives anyone who works at the company a membership discount. When I got off the elevator to my floor I was walking up to my office when I was approached by my best friend, DJ. The smile on his face indicated one thing; he scored last night and wanted to brag about it. "It was a bartender, I never had a hot bartender before," he said. "I have, three times," I told him. "That was before you got married and became lame," he said. "Don't knock it, until you try it." "Never," We got to my office and he was still trying to tell me about the hot bartender he scored with. I have to admit, even though I'm happy to be married, I do kind of miss the bachelor life, and sometimes I do enjoy hearing DJ's stories of his conquests. I was sitting behind my desk looking over yesterday's paperwork while DJ was sitting across from me with his feet on the edge of the desk, taking his time to get the point of his story. "So we were in the storage room of the bar, I had her shirt off, hands on her tits—" There was a knock on the door and DJ suddenly went silent. I looked up and saw Fiona Miles, one of my best sales reps, standing at the door holding a few files in her hands. "Don't stop on my account," she said smiling. "I... uh..." DJ stammered. "Go on, you had your hands on her tits, and..." she was waiting for him to finish. "Yeah, DJ, finish your story," I said smiling at him. "And I... finished giving her a breast exam and said, hey you're fine. Helped her get her shirt back on and went back home alone." "Wow," she said. "That was pathetic, DJ. My three year old niece can come up with something better than that." "Can I help you, Fiona?" I asked. "I just need you to look over these files," she said. I got out of my chair and we walked up to each other. She handed me the files she had and I gave them each a glance. "I saw you at the gym this morning, Bill," she said. "You were really pushing yourself." "Yeah, I thought it was time to add a few extra pounds on the weights." "Don't strain yourself too hard," she said and put her hand on my biceps. "You'll burst out of your clothes." "I'm careful," I said while still reading the files and marking the changes with my pen. "Too bad you weren't on the treadmill, we could've had a good run together," she said. "I usually do, but I forgot this time. Maybe next time we see each other," I said handing the files back to her. "It's a date," she said and walked out the room. "Dude," said DJ as he got up from his chair. "Are you completely oblivious?" "Why do you say that?" "She was totally flirting with you?" "What?" I said. "No, not Fiona, she knows I'm married." "She knows, but doesn't care." "Are you saying she wants me?" "I don't think so she's not stupid to go after a married man. But that doesn't mean she doesn't like to flirt." "So what should I do about it?" I asked. "You flirt back," he said. "I can't do that." "Sure you can. And don't say 'but I'm married'. It's only a little harmless office fun, that's all. Don't you kind of miss it, flirting with other women? Just give it a try. "I don't know," I said. "I'm not saying sleep with her; just flirt back a little the next time she does it. You'll probably enjoy yourself for once." ----- The next four hours I made a bunch of phone calls, set up some new appointments, fixed a few problems in the budget, and so on until it was lunch time. I went out for lunch and I thought DJ was going to join me, but he was too busy getting turned down by that girl he likes in accounting for the fifth time. So there I was, sitting in the cafeteria, eating my turkey sandwich. There was only a few other people there, all doing there own thing so I didn't bother them and sat alone. But I was only alone for a few minutes when Fiona showed up. "Mind if I join you?" She asked, but she was already sitting down by then. "Sure," I said. The conversation I had with DJ came back to me and it made me look at Fiona a different way. She had long blonde hair, beautiful green eyes and lips, a great body from what I could see. I tried not to look at her body too much because of the sexual harassment we all had to go to a couple of weeks ago that was a result of some of DJ's office antics. But I could tell she had a great ass and great breasts, almost the same size as my wife's, and it was that last thought that made me go back to my sandwich. "You eating healthy, I see," she said. I was eating a lite turkey sandwich on wheat with grape-flavored vitamin water. "Got to stay fit," I replied. "You don't need help there," she said as she looked at my chest and went back to her meal. "I gotta do more to get off some of this weight I recently gained." "Oh, come on," I said. "You look great." She looked at me and smiled. "You really think so?" "Yeah, I've seen you at the gym, you look amazing. You have an amazing... body." When I said that lat part I suddenly got real nervous. What if I went too far and she took offense? "Thanks," she said with a bigger smile. "I didn't think you ever noticed me." "Hey, I may be married, but I'm not blind." She giggled, it was very cute. "I'm glad you said that," she said as she put her hand on my lap. "Huh?" I said. I couldn't think straight with he hand on my lap, her fingers just on the inside of my thigh. "Just to let you know," she said softly. "I don't care if you're married. Anytime you want me, anywhere, I'll be ready." "Huh?" is all I could say again. She finished the last bit of her meal and walked away. She dumped her tray contents in the trash can and before she left the cafeteria she looked back at me and gave me a wink. ----- I called DJ into my office and slammed the door behind him. He saw how upset I was and got nervous. "What's up bro?" he said. "If it's about that Perkins account, I told you I fixed that situation and I got more money out of it." "That's not why I called you in here," I said. I told him about the conversation I had with Fiona. He was astonished. "Dude," he said. "You got game." "Don't joke, what am I supposed to do?" "Two things," he began to say. "One, you tell her firmly but politely, that you are not interested and tell her what she said was not appropriate behavior. Or two, you take up her offer." "What?" I yelled at him. "I'm kidding. I know you could never do that. Just tell her you're not interested, that's all." ......................................................................................................... An hour later, I called Fiona into my office. When she came in I closed the door behind her and locked the door. "Oh, so soon," she said with a wicked smile. "What?" I asked. "You locked the door, what else could that mean?" she said as she undid the top button of her blouse. "Oh, no, that's not it," I said nervously and went to unlock the door. "I just wanted to tell you—" The door opened suddenly and to my surprise, my wife, Janet, came into the door. "I just wanted to tell you, you did an excellent job on the Perkins account, and I wanted to tell you that I'm giving you the Knowles account for what you had done." I gave her the files for the Knowles account and she thanked me for the opportunity to work on a big account like them. She left the room and it was just me and my wife, I forgot she was coming over to get me took look over the new rug samples for the house we were buying. "She was pretty," said Janet, smiling. "Who?" "Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about," she said. "Oh, Fiona, yeah she's alright." Janet laughed. Apparently, she thought I was being cute and pretended not to notice how pretty Fiona was. We had this conversation before, we don't mind if we think other people are attractive as long as we only have eyes for each other. If she only knew what was going on, she wouldn't be laughing. We went through the carpet samples pretty quick and found the ones we liked. Janet left to go check out some furniture she had her eyes on. Afterwards Fiona showed up in the doorway. "I just wanted to let you know," she said. "Almost getting caught only made this more exciting." She left and slammed my head down on the desk. ----- "What the hell?" DJ yelled as he barged into my office. "What?" I asked. "You not only gave Fiona credit for the Perkins account but you gave her the Knowles account as well. I know more about that account than anybody, I deserve that account. She offers to sleep with you and you stab me in the back like that." "Would you shut up and let me explain?" I said. I told him about what had happened earlier; he settled down and had a good laugh over it. Then he got upset that my personal life was affecting his career. I then offered him the Jenkins account, which was something bigger, and that made him get over it all. "Now I don't know what to do," I told him. "This is what you do," he began to say. "It was like I said before; you need to let her down. But with all the distractions in the office it would be difficult. So what you have to do is to get her alone. She said she was going to stay after work a few extra hours to look over that Knowles account. So when everybody is gone, get her alone in her office, and that's when you let her down." "Wait until everybody is out of the office and get her alone? That's your plan?" DJ thought a moment. "Now that you said it, it does sound like a plot in a porno film. But I think if you set your foot down right away, you should be ok." I thought about it for little while and agreed that that's the best course of action. "Just remember, let her down easily. You still have to work with her tomorrow." ----- I called Janet on her cell and told he I would be home late, telling her it was work related. Technically it was true, because this was definitely interfering with my work and it needed to be dealt with immediately. Everybody left the office by 5:30, and just as DJ said, Fiona was in her office. I took a few minutes practicing what I was going to say. I never had to break up with someone who I was never involved with before. Also, like DJ said, I had to let her down easily because I still had to work with her. When I was ready I called Fiona and asked her to meet me in my office. As soon as I hung up I realized what a bad idea that was, it would only give her more signals that I wasn't trying to give. A few minutes later Fiona walked into my office and shut the door. "Alone at last," she said. "Listen we have to talk," I said. "We could talk," she said. The she opened the top three buttons on her blouse, "or we could play." "That's what I want to talk to you about. You have to understand, that before in the cafeteria... can you please stop that?" She had all the buttons on her blouse undone, but the blouse wasn't opened just yet. I had to admit that seeing her like that, I really did want to see her naked at that point, but needed to stay strong. "I am not interested in what you have to offer," I said firmly. "Sure, you are," she said and gave a little giggle. "You flirt with me in the cafeteria, telling me that you noticed my body, and then you gave me the Knowles account, that was a big sign." "Say what?" "Everybody knows that DJ deserved that account, there's only one reason why you gave it to me." Nothing that happened today was going the way I wanted. "Its more complicated than that—"I began to say. "Enough talking," she said. She opened up her blouse and revealed her lacey white bra. The bra gave her breasts a great push up and an excellent cleavage. I stood there frozen, not knowing what to do next. She walked up to me, and I backed away. I kept talking to her, trying to explain the situation but I only stammered my explanation and she thought it was me just being nervous, which only made it seem hotter too her. I back up until I hit the wall and she was right up against me. "You know you want this," she said. "Just let it happen." I was going to say something, but she gave me a big kiss on the mouth and I just shut myself up. She got on her knees and quickly undid my belt and zipper. Before I could do anything, she pulled down my pants and boxers at the same time and fully erect dick just flung out right into her face. She grabbed it by the hand and began stroking me. "Just as big as I hoped," she said. I didn't know what I was doing, I could've stopped her but for some reason I wasn't. She opened her mouth wide and put my dick into her mouth. Her lips were firmly sealed around my shaft, her tongue massaging it as it went up and down. She moaned with each pump into her mouth. With one hand she was grabbing my testicles and massaging them gently between her fingers. Every now and then she would take my dick all the way to the back of her throat, gagged a little before pulling it out of her mouth and resumed her work. At that point I didn't care about anything else. I didn't care about Janet, or my career, I just wanted to fuck Fiona right here in my office. After a few more minutes of her sucking me off, I got her back on her feet and bent her over the desk. I got from behind her and lifted her skirt. She was wearing a black thong which I grabbed and pulled downwards until it hit the floor. I grabbed her by the hips as I shoved my dick right inside her. It was warm and very tight too, not like Janet's pussy. This was a pussy that every woman should have. I was pushing myself in her fast and hard, she moaned with each thrust into her pussy. I gave her ass a few good slaps which she seemed to love so I did it some more. I pulled out of her and turned her around to face her. She had a big smile on her face. She grabbed me and kissed me hard. I pushed her away and gave her a good slap on the face which she loved because she asked me to do it again and I did. I pulled down her bra to her waste by the straps. I grabbed her tits and began sucking on each one like they were mountains of candy. I took her nipples into my mouth and gently bit and pulled on them. I shoved my dick back into her, our bodies were pressed hard against each other; I was holding the edges of the table while she had her nails digging into my back. She screamed into my ear as I pumped myself into her harder and faster. I slowed down a little so I wouldn't blow my load too soon, I wanted to enjoy this as much as possible. We kissed some more, her tongue wormed its way into my mouth, she tasted great. I quickened my pace again and began fucking her as fast and hard as I did before. She screamed for more and more, I tried to oblige as best I could. Eventually I couldn't hold it any longer and with one last thrust I shot every ounce of cum I had in me right into her. Her body shook as she went through hew own orgasm as well. "That was fucking amazing," she said. "I know," I told her. "Too bad now I have to sue you for sexual harassment," she said. I pushed myself away from her, horrified by what she said. "WHAT?" I yelled. "Just kidding," she said laughing. I also laughed, it was kind of funny. We got dressed we began to talk. "Don't worry," she said as she was finishing buttoning up her blouse. "Nobody will ever know about this. I have just as much to lose, I have a fiance now." I laughed a little thinking she was joking. "No seriously, I'm getting married. Didn't you notice my ring?" She held up her hand and saw an engagement ring shining into my face. "Then why did you just have sex with me if you're getting married?" I asked. "Why did you just have sex with me when you're married?" she replied. "Touché," I said. "So we can be with our loved ones and still fool around occasionally. Deal? "Deal?" We gave each other one last kiss; she let me have one more feel of her tits just for fun and then she left my office. ............................................ The next morning I came into the office and ran into DJ. He saw the smile on my face and recognized that smile. It was the same smile he gives me whenever he had just nailed another woman. "You're the man," he said. We high-fived each other. "Yes, I am," I said. "I am the man." THE END!!! Harmless Office Fun Ch. 02 It all started out as just a drunken mistake. I couldn't really blame Julia for what happened; she had way too much to drink and wasn't thinking clearly. The following Monday that it happened she apologized for her behavior. We had a good laugh about it and then just let it go as a mistake. That's how it usually goes with people who work in offices together for a long time. The real problem was to tell my wife what happened and the result of those actions of telling her. The incident that I'm talking about happened after the company's New Year's party. They were usually a lot of fun and there was a lot of alcohol to drink as you can imagine. Everybody was there, and most of us had a date, be it a spouse or a boyfriend or girlfriend. My friend Julia was there with her boyfriend Thomas, I on the other hand had to go alone. It wasn't that my wife, Becky didn't want to come. She was stuck in Canada when she was visiting some friends for a couple of days and her flight had to be cancelled because of engine problems and she couldn't get another flight. So she had to stay in Canada with her friends for New Year's and I was here with my friends and colleagues. I explained this at the party, everybody understood. Some of the guys joked that I should've brought a date that my wife wouldn't know about, if you know what I mean. That kind of joking didn't fly well with some of the other ladies at work. Although, Julia did have a good laugh about it, she was cool like that. Julia that night was wearing a tight black dress with one shoulder strap. She's about 5'4", nice curves, and long black hair. I once had a crush on her back when we knew each other in college, but it never went anywhere which was a good thing because she was a cool girl friend and I didn't want to jeopardize that. Plus, if I did do something about that than I would never have met my wife, Becky. The night was going pretty smoothly, everybody was dancing, telling stories and jokes. We told each other about our New Year's resolutions and than talked abut which one of those we probably would forget about, or if we did do them which ones we would give up on quickly. That's how it goes every year with those resolutions. Around 10:30pm, there were the usual people we expected to start getting drunk and had to be watched out for because they need supervision. Surprisingly, one of the people we expected to get drunk didn't do so because he actually kept that resolution to stop drinking. And two people who went through some bad divorces that never get drunk themselves, did so this time. It was also about that time that I noticed something going on with Julia and her boyfriend. I saw them in the far off corner; they were arguing but trying not to show it because there were people around. Then they both stormed out of the room and I saw them go into one of the offices. "Looks like Julia is celebrating early," someone next to me said. I looked over and saw Jake Miles smiling. He was the office pervert so it was no surprise that sex was the first thing that came to mind for him. A minute later, Julia and Thomas both left that office. Julia walked back to the party, pretending that everything was normal, while Thomas stormed down the hallway in the opposite direction. "That didn't take long," Jake said. "I would be pissed at him too if I that's how long I took." Julia walked up to me and Jake, thankfully, went away. "Is everything alright?" I asked. "Everything is great," she said with a big fake smile. "I saw what happened," I said. "You want to talk about it?" "No, what I want is to drink." She snatched the glass or champagne I had in my hand and swallowed it all in two seconds. Then we both went to the bar to get more champagne. "I'm sorry, Alan," she said. "It's just that, Thomas can be such an ass." She swallowed her champagne fast again and asked the bartender for another. "You should take it easy," I told her. "I'll be fine." "That's what you said in the last year of college—" "Don't you dare say it," she said angrily. "When you broke up with your boyfriend—" "You're a bastard," she said smiling this time. "And you got drunk at the frat party and got naked." She laughed hard. Then took another glass of champagne. "And if it wasn't for you I would've gone upstairs with those two football players," she said. "Something I'm not sure if you appreciated or hated me for," I replied. "Appreciated," she said. "Although I wouldn't mind a couple of football players screwing me right now." She drank some more and more, and by 11pm she was buzzed. She was bumping into people, laughing inappropriately at the dumbest stuff, worst yet she was flirting with Jake. I didn't see the whole thing because I was on the phone with my wife seeing how she was. She complained about the cold and wished she was back home with me. By 11:30 Julia was definitely wasted. Worst yet, it looked like she was getting ready to leave the party with Jake and I couldn't let that happen. I had to intervene and ran through a bunch of people just before the got to the elevator. "That's ok, Jake, I got her," I told him. "No, dude, its ok, I got this one," he said with a perverted smile on his face. "I know where she lives," I said. "I thought I'd just take her to my place, its closer." "You're not taking her anywhere Jake," I said intently. "Let's ask Julia," he said. "Julia, who do you want to leave here with?" He made her look at him, hoping that would get her to say Jake instead of my name. "ALAN!" She said laughing. "I want to go with my buddy, Alan." She pushed Jake away and gave me a big hug. "Take me home buddy," she said. "Will do, buddy," I told her. Jake stormed off, mumbling to himself that he hadn't got laid in 8 months. ....... The ride back to her place was no picnic. She kept playing with my radio station settings, playing with the stuff in my glove compartments and sticking her finger in my face, laughing about how squishy my face feels. It was ok, because I planned to tell her about that childlike behavior on Monday and make fun of her about it. In her apartment, she was hanging off my shoulder as I was dragging her across her living room. She pointed to where here bedroom was and I took her there. "Here we are," I told her. "Thank you, Alan," she said. "You're awesome." In the bedroom I got her on the bed and took off her shoes. "I'll be leaving now," I told her. "Have a good night." "Don't you want to stay with me," she said. "That won't be a good idea," I said. Just as I was about to leave she called out to me. "Just a moment," she said. "I have to tell you... tell you something... something important." "What is it?" "Come here," she said. I walked up to her. "Come closer," she said. I came closer to her face and she grabbed me by the head and pulled me to her lips. I was too stunned to know what to do and it took me a few seconds to think that I had to let go. But she was very strong and held that kiss for a long time. Not that it wasn't a bad kiss, it was spectacular, and part of me did want it to keep going. But I'm a married man and she was obviously drunk so I need to let go. But like I said, she's very strong. She was so strong that she even grabbed one of my hands and put it on her breast. It was right above the dress, but I had to admit it great. I even gave it a few gentle squeezes. But I realized what I was doing and forced hand away and eventually I forced her to stop kissing me. She laughed and than kind of dozed off to sleep. I just stood there watching her, with a half stiffy in my pants. Strange thoughts crossed my mind, but I was a gentleman and left the apartment. ....... The next day was a Saturday; my wife found a flight and managed to get home safely. We were both relieved to see each other. We talked all the way home from the airport; she told me everything that she did in Canada with her friends for New Year's. In our apartment we were having dinner and the subject of what I did for New Year finally came up. "So anything fun happen there?" she asked. "Well, there is something I think I should tell you about," I told her. "What is it sweetie." From the beginning I told her about Julia drinking and how that Jake was about to take her to his place and I intervened. She thought it was very chivalrous of me and she knew about Jake, she really hated him. But then I told her about the incident in her bedroom which gave her a huge shock. Keep in mind I didn't tell her everything that had happened. I didn't tell her how Julia made me grab her breast, and I told her the kiss only lasted 5 seconds. She sat there silent for a very long time. I told her it was just a drunken mistake on Julia's part, that she had no idea what she was doing. "Oh, that tramp knew what she was doing," she said angrily. "Come one, honey, she was drunk," I told her. "Yeah, defend the slut some more. That makes things much better." She jumped out of her chair and stormed off to the bedroom. ....... On Monday, everything was back to normal at the office. Not normal for me though because I had two days of my wife being pissed off at me for something that I had no control over. At first I felt guilty that I didn't tell her about grabbing Julia's breast but now I'm glad because then the shit would've hit the fan. There was a knock at the door, I looked up and saw Julia standing in the doorway. She was looking much better than when I last saw her. "Can I come in?" she asked. "Have a seat." She came in and took the seat across from me at my desk. "I just wanted to say how sorry I am," she began to say. "I feel like such a slut." "It's ok, you were drunk," I assured her. "I have to ask," she was really nervous at this point. "Did I really make you... you know..." "You grabbed my hand and put it on your breast," I said. "Oh my God," she said. She turned her head away in embarrassment then turned back to me. "I am so sorry for that." "I'm not," I said smiling. She laughed. "I'm sure you didn't," she said and laughed some more. "But still, I am sorry for my behavior and thank you for being a gentleman." "It's no problem," I said. "By the way, I have something to tell you." I told her what happened to me over the weekend with my wife, how upset she was. I even told Julia how I didn't tell Becky all the details of that night. She understood why I didn't especially with how my wife reacted to the shortened version of the story. "Oh my," said Julia. "I have to talk to her." "Oh no," I said. "That's not going to happen." "I have to, I need to apologize." "She's already pissed over a five second kiss. This might make things worse." "Well, lets just wait a week then and then I will apologize to her." I thought for a moment. "Maybe a week, she might calm down by then." ....... A week later, Becky was still pissed off. It was a nightmare for me. No matter what I did, nothing could make Becky forget what happened. I was going to tell Julia to forget about apologizing and to maybe wait a year, but then I got a call from Becky. She said she felt bad about how she behaved the past week. She went on to say that even though she didn't like what had happened, she understood now that it was one drunken mistake on Julia's part, she didn't realize what she was doing and that I reacted appropriately when I pushed myself away from that kiss. I said everything was ok, lets move on and then I invited her to come by the office for lunch. I also figured that since she was now calmed down this would give Julia the chance to apologize with no problems. I was wrong. When Becky came to my office's floor she was stopped by Julia who wanted to apologize. Suddenly Becky, forgetting everything she said to me on the phone, got angry again and attacked Julia in the middle of the office. Everybody was screaming as Becky was grabbing at Julia's hair and tried throwing her around. Julia responding by grabbing at Becky's throat trying to get her to stop. Everybody in the office was standing around, screaming, and cheering them on. I ran through the cheering crowd and pulled them apart. I grabbed Becky and pulled her away to my office while two other male co-workers were holding Julia back by her arms. Like I said before, Julia was unusually strong and she nearly got free from them a few times. "SLUT!!!" yelled my wife as I was dragging her away. "PSYCHO BITCH!!!" Julia yelled back at her. ....... I got Becky to calm down in my office and made her go home. When the coast was clear I went to Julia to see if she was alright. Before I even got there, Thomas came barging out of her office. He saw me and charged at me. He picked me up and slammed me down on to someone's desk. Again, everybody was gathering around screaming and cheering for us as we exchanged body blows. It didn't last long before some sane people interfered and separated us. ....... After everything was explained to our bosses, with a large amount of white lies, everything went back to normal. But everybody in the building was talking about the fights that had occurred, and already rumors were swirling on what they were about. I got from my secretary that the rumors were that Julia and I was having an affair and both my wife and her boyfriend found out. This was something else we need to explain if our bosses heard those rumors. ....... It was 7pm; I was alone in my office. I decided not to go home; it didn't matter anyway because my wife called to say she was staying at her sisters for the night. But I didn't want to go home alone so I stayed doing some extra work. Also, I had a bottle of scotch in my drawer and I took sips of it every now and then. "Can I come in," a voice said. I looked up and saw Julia in the doorway. "Are you sure it's safe?" I asked jokingly. There was a couch in my office and we sat next to each other on it, taking sips of my vodka, but we were careful not to drink too much. She told me that unlike the story I told Becky, she told Thomas everything, including the breast grab, which explained why Thomas attacked me in the office the way he did. Julia went on and on apologizing for everything, taking the blame for all the trouble that she had caused me. I assured her I wasn't mad and that it was alright. "I can't believe this happened," she said. "Me neither," I said. "Now everybody thinks we're having an affair," she said. "So you've heard about that I see." "No," she said. "I was only joking. Are people really saying that around here?" I nodded and she took a big gulp of the scotch. "It probably would make things simpler if we did sleep with each other," I said and chuckled. "Why do you say that?" she asked. "Because, at least it would've been worth it if the rumors are going to persist." "Well, you had your chance on New Year's," she said. "It's your fault for being a gentleman and not taking advantage of me." "Yeah, I am a prick," I said. "I should've just raped you when I had the chance." We both laughed and drank some more. "Thomas broke up with me," she said. "Sorry." "Its ok, it was going to happen anyway. He's an asshole. He cheated on me once." "Really?" "Yes," she said and took another drink. "I forgave him for it and yet he gets mad at me for a drunken kiss and a titty grab." "He is an asshole," We both agreed and drank some more. The bottle of scotch was empty by then. It was already half full when I pulled it out of my drawer. We weren't drunk but we were definitely buzzed. "It's too bad," Julia said. "Too bad for what?" "That you didn't get to feel my breast. I have great tits and you didn't get to feel them." "I did feel it," I said. "Only from above my dress, not the skin." She looked at me with a devilish smile and I gave her a wicked smile of my own. "Can I have a feel now?" I asked. Her smile grew wider and she began unbuttoning her blouse. My dick was immediately getting hard and moving upwards in my pants. She took off her blouse and there were her great 38D breasts being held up by a lacey pink bra. I moved closer to her on the couch. I took the tips of my fingers and gently touched her breast right above the bra line. Julia's began breathing heavier and I felt her heart beat faster from where I was touching her. I leaned in and kissed her on the lips. I pulled my head back and looked deeply into her eyes. We kissed each other again and held it there for a long time. Then slowly I moved my tongue into her mouth and she did the same. I put my arms around her body and pulled her closer to me. We held each other there for several minutes, just making out with each other. Then I reached up and unclasped her bra. I took the bra off her and pulled away from the kiss. I looked down and saw her beautiful breasts. I took my hands and placed them on her breasts and gave them both a nice squeeze. She was right, they were wonderful. I began kissing her neck, she really liked it. I moved downwards, kissing her skin all the way down to her left breast. I just kept kissing that breast until she grabbed my head and moved it to get my mouth over her nipple. I took that nipple into my mouth and began sucking on it like it was a piece of candy. Julia began moaning and told me to keep doing what I was doing. I kept on sucking on the nipple, even pulling on it and giving it gentle bites. Eventually I pulled my head away from her breasts and we began taking each other's clothes off until we were completely naked. She got me to stand up and moved me to my desk where I leaned on its edge. She got down on her knees in front of me and began stroking my erection. I was getting goose bumps from the anticipation of what was going to happen next. I could feel her hot breath on the head of my dick getting ready to put it into her mouth. But she was in no hurry; she was taking her time, getting me worked up for what was going to happen next. Finally, she stuck out her tongue ran it up along the shaft. She licked it up and down several times, at the same time looking up at me with those beautiful eyes. Finally, she opened up her mouth and slowly took the whole thing into her mouth. Her lips were sealed around the shaft as she began bobbing her head back and forth, her tongue massaging the shaft as she went along. It was the best blow job I ever had, I was afraid I was going to blow my load into her mouth too soon. After several minutes she took my dick out of her mouth and I got her to stand up. I threw all the contents on my desk onto the floor and got Julia to lie down on top of the desk. I then got up on the desk as well and placed myself over her body. She opened her legs wide for me as I pushed my dick all the way inside of her. She smiled and let out a huge moan. As our bodies were pressed against each other I began pumping myself inside of her. I went slowly at first, getting myself used to her body. She had her hands around my back and her nails were gently scratching my back. I quickened the pace and pushed myself into her body harder and faster, with each push she moaned until those moans became screams of ecstasy. I slowed down a little at one point because I was worried about finishing too soon and I wanted this to last as long as possible. She didn't seem to mind, I assume she felt the same way. I began kissing her lips some more; I loved the way her mouth tasted. I began fucking her faster again and this time with more intensity. She began screaming in my ear again begging me for more and I did my best to give her all that I got. She held me tighter as her body arched upward as an orgasm filled her body. I couldn't hold myself back any longer and followed her orgasm with my own and with one last thrust into her body I shot every bit of cum I had in me into her body. Harmless Office Fun Ch. 02 "That was amazing," she said softly into my ear. ....... We got off the desk and put our clothes back on. We held each other kissed some more for a while. We walked out of my office and made our way to the elevators holding each others hand. "So what now?" I asked. "Now we go back to our own places," she said. "I mean about us," I said. "We'll just have to see," she replied. We kissed all the way down on the elevator until we got to the ground floor. Before we left each other she let me have one more grab of her breast before we parted ways. ....... Six months later my wife and I got divorced. During those six months, Julia and I continued to see each other, but Becky didn't know about it the whole time. Two years later, Julia and I got married. We've had three children since then. THE END!!! Harmless Office Fun Ch. 03 This all began a few months ago when I had to work late one night. Didn't really have to work late, but the wife and I have a newborn who's been crying non-stop. I know it's wrong for me to make up excuses to stay at work while my wife had to deal with the baby all by herself, but the crying had been driving me crazy. I work in an advertising firm; I've been working on a new campaign for our automobile accounts. I thought I was alone, that was until I heard a knock on my office door. "Come in," I said. In walked one of the firm's top account executives, and my immediate supervisor, Janet Taylor. I didn't know she was going to be working late also, she usually leaves on time. Usually when she works late it's when she's meeting clients for dinner and drinks to keep them happy. "Working late again?" she asked. "Yeah, but I am almost done." "Show me what you got." I stood up from my chair and laid out the campaign plan on my desk. She walked around my desk and stood close to me as I explained to her my ideas. As I went through the campaign, I felt her slowly move closer to my body. When I finished she was practically right up against me. "This is good stuff," she said. "Let me make a couple of suggestions, though." She pointed out a couple of small details that needed to be ironed out and how I should go about fixing it. As she explained her suggestions, she gently pushed her body up against me. It was all I could do to pay attention to her words. Janet was a very attractive woman. She was a few years older than me, about 35; she had long auburn hair, a great body. Every guy in the office had a crush on her, and every woman hated her. "You think you can fix those?" she asked. "Sure," I said. "Great, bring it by my office tomorrow when you're ready. And good work by the way." When she finished saying that she patted me once on my ass and walked out of my office. The pat was firm but quick. I wasn't sure if she was making a pass at me, or it was just a friendly gesture. The next day I finished up her suggestions and brought it to her office. She sat behind her desk as I explained the revised version of the new campaign. All was going well, she asked questions, and I answered them. Everything was going professionally well; I assumed that meant the pat on the ass meant nothing. "Great job," she said with a smile. "Our clients will be coming in this Friday, we'll pitch them that exact idea." "That's great," I said. "I'll go to work on my next project now." I gathered my things and was prepared to walk out the door when Janet stopped me. "Just one last thing, Jared," she said. "Can you do a little turn for me?" I wasn't sure why but I did as she asked and spun around once. "I meant slower," she said. I did it again, this time slower for her. "Is there a reason for this?" I asked. "No," she said smiling. "You can leave now." It wasn't until I got back to my office that I realized why she wanted me to spin like that. She wanted to check out my body. Now I was sure, that the pat on the ass meant something more. My own boss was sexually harassing me. I've heard about this a thousand times from other people from my company, from what my friends told me happens at their company, from the news, and so on. But I rarely hear a story about a woman sexually harassing a male employee. I decided to stop thinking about it and go back to work, hoping that it was all just part of my dirty imagination. Later that day, I got into an argument over the phone with my wife about me working late lately. I was planning on going home on time that night, but after that phone argument I decided to stay an extra few hours. I completely forgot about Janet until she walked into my office. "Can I see what you got?" she asked. "Sure, I'm just about done." She walked around my desk and stood behind me while I was still sitting at my desk. I went through everything with her and half way through I felt her hands on my shoulders. I didn't want to say anything about it so I kept on going, pretending not to notice her. Then as she asked a couple of questions, she leaned forward and pressed her chest against the back of my head. I couldn't say anything; I kind of stammered something nonsensical. "What's wrong?" she asked. "You feel tense." "Nothing," I said. "Just tired, that's all." "Maybe this will make you feel better," she said. She began gently rubbing my shoulders. It definitely wasn't a normal shoulder rub, it was the kind my wife gives me when she wants to get me in the mood. I didn't say anything at first, but then her hands kind of went downwards to my pecs and that's when I jumped up from my chair. "I just remembered, I gotta get back home." "You sure?" she asked smiling. "Yeah, my wife needs me home. My wife has some things for me to do at home. She needs me to paint the nursery again" "At 10 at night?" "Yeah. She's strange that way." I got out of the office and went back home. The next day, I did my best to avoid Janet. Whenever I did have to talk to her, I made sure there were other people around. After work, I went out with some of my friends to a bar for a few drinks. As the night went along, I confided in them my situation. "Dude, that's messed up," said Jimmy. "Yeah, man, you gotta go to human resources and file a complaint," said Ray. "You guys sure, I feel weird about it, because, you know, and I'm a guy." "It works both ways," said Bill. "If it progresses I can help you sue her and the company for a lot of money." "Hopefully it won't come to that, I'll just explain to Janet—" "Wait a second," Jimmy interrupted. "Are you talking about, Janet, that hot red-head in your office?" "Yeah." They all went silent and looked at me wide-eyed. "Dude, are you gay?" Bill asked. "What?" "Bro, it doesn't count if your boss is hot." "Yeah, I thought it was some old-bitch, or some ugly chick," said Ray. "I assumed that's why you were complaining. I didn't think you were complaining about being hit on by some hottie." "Guys, I'm married." "We're not saying you should cheat on Lila; just take it like a man. Be happy that some hot piece of ass thinks you're hot also." The next day, Janet had me cornered in the filing room. She asked me to help her get some boxes down from one of the high up shelves. I stood on a rickety chair while I reached for it, and did my best to balance myself on the wobbly chair. "You gotta be careful," she said. "Let me help you keep your balance." With that she reached up and firmly placed her hands on my ass. Sure, it did keep me balanced, but there was no need for it. Later that day, I was having a nice dinner with Lila. When she asked about my day I had to tell her about what has been happening to me. She was in shock and said I had to do something about it. I was happy that she felt the same way as I did. What Janet was doing was completely inappropriate. "You have to tell Courtney, she can't behave like that." "Janet," I said. "What?" "It's Janet who's sexually harassing me, not Courtney." "Not Courtney, that fat woman in your office?" "No, Courtney doesn't even work their anymore." "So it's Janet, that sexy boss of yours?" "Uh, yeah." She looked at me with a blank stare. "You're an idiot," she said. She got up and picked up the dishes from the dinner table. "What?" "She's hot, Jared, take it like a man and be happy about it," she said. I followed her to the kitchen where she began to do the dishes. "How can you say that?" I asked. "You were once sexually harassed at your old job." "That's different," she said. "Guys are pigs, when they do it to women in their employ its they are taking advantage of their position. When it's a woman doing it, its empowering and guys love it, especially if the woman is as attractive as Janet. Hell, I'm not even into that, yet I would definitely let her harass me whenever she wants." "I can't believe I am hearing this." "Not saying you should sleep with her, but take it like a man and enjoy yourself. Hell, you might get a raise out of this if you play your cards right." So for the next few weeks I kept quiet as Janet found new ways to grab my ass or rub up against me. She never came out to say she was interested in having sex with me, it felt more like she was enjoying the game of making me squirm, watching my reaction as she continued to harass me. I know to most guys they find this exciting to have a sexy woman show interest in them, especially a woman in a powerful position over them, but I had my morals, I can't help thinking that this was all wrong. But unfortunately I couldn't do anything about it publicly without people thinking there was something wrong with me for not enjoying the attention of a beautiful woman. Hell, even my wife thought there was something wrong with me. Then all at once it stopped. There was no more ass-grabbing, or any excuse to touch me. Janet just suddenly stopped harassing me and left me alone. For a while I was happy, I had nothing to worry about and was able to focus my attention on my work. But of course, that peace wasn't going to last much longer. One day Janet called me into her office. She locked the door behind us and told me to sit down next to her on the couch she had across from her desk. Because she hadn't tried anything in a while I let my guard down and didn't assume anything was going to happen. "I just wanted to say you've been doing an excellent job this past year. All our clients are pleased with your work." "Thank you, Janet." "With that said, you are up for a promotion that's going to be available real soon." I was in shock; I hadn't expected that to happen. "Thank you, Janet. I am honored. Thank you." "Don't thank me yet," she said. "It's between you and Daniels right now. The decision hasn't been made." "Daniels is a good candidate; I don't blame you for considering him as well." "I could make a decision, if you'll help me." "I can make a good case on why I should get the promotion." "You could explain it to me with a reasonable argument," she said. "But there are also other ways to make me choose you." She placed her hand on my thigh, massaging it gently. "Janet, this is inappropriate," I said. "So what?" I stood up and took a few steps away from her. "Ok, this has gone far enough," I said firmly. "I am sick of what's been going on here. I've been letting go of this sexual harassment this far against my better judgment, but now it has gone too far. If it keeps up, I'm going to file a complaint against you. I'll even go as far as suing you if I have to." She stood up from the couch and crossed her arms and stared at me intently. "Go ahead," she said. "I am sure that every guy in this office, all the male partners and account executives, and even your friends, would support you in suing a very attractive woman who's showing great interest in you sexually." I just stood there speechless; I didn't know what to say. "Well, thanks for helping me make my decision, I am sure you will be happy for Daniels new promotion. You can leave my office now." I spent the rest of the day in my office thinking about my situation. It was true because of the double standard of the situation me complaining about being harassed by a sexy woman would make me look foolish and weak. I would never hear the end of it. Lila also didn't see anything wrong in me being harassed by Janet, but she would definitely change her tune when I tell her about Janet's proposition. Then I began thinking about that promotion. The truth was Daniels is better at his job than me and would make a better candidate for the promotion. I kept thinking about the pay raise that would come with the promotion, Lila and I could use the extra money now that we have our baby and it would be a while before Lila gets off of her maternity leave. After much thinking I finally made up my mind. After work when I was sure that nobody else was in the office I went to Janet's office getting ready to leave for the day. "Can I speak to you?" I asked. "I'm about to leave," she said. "It's about what we talked about this morning." "Shut the door and lock it," she said with a big smile. I didn't have to tell her I changed my mind she just knew. I did as she told me and locked the door. She guided me to her couch, we sat down, and immediately she kissed me on the mouth. I pushed her back from my mouth. "Just one moment," I said. "Just to be sure, you do think I would be a good candidate for the promotion, right?" "What?" she asked annoyed. "I just need to be sure before we do this." "Wow, I thought I was supposed to be the woman here," she said mockingly. "Yes, you would be a good candidate; you would do a great job regardless." She kissed me again before I had a chance to say anything else. She pulled me towards her desk and made me sit against the edge. She took off her blouse and skirt showing the black underwear she was wearing. I took off my shirt and under shirt; I was going for my pants next when she got on her knees and eagerly undid my belt and zipper and pulled down my pants and boxers at the same time. My dick was only fully erect at that point and Janet began stroking it. "Just as big as I hoped," she said. She opened her mouth wide and put my dick into her mouth. Her lips were firmly sealed around my shaft, her tongue massaging it as it went up and down. She moaned with each pump into her mouth. With one hand she was grabbing my testicles and massaging them gently between her fingers. Every now and then she would take my dick all the way to the back of her throat, gagged a little before pulling it out of her mouth and resumed her work. At that point any hesitation I had about this was gone and I was just enjoying the best blow job I ever had. I had my hand on her head but she didn't me to guide her, she took my dick in her mouth like a real pro. After a few more minutes of her sucking me off, she back and took off her bra and panties. Her tits were better than I expected them to be, full-round c-cups. I grabbed one of them as she kissed me again, her they felt better than Lila's. Janet bent herself over her desk and I got behind her I grabbed her by the hips as I shoved my dick right inside her. It was warm and very tight too. This was a pussy that every woman should have. I was pushing myself in her fast and hard, she moaned with each thrust into her pussy. I gave her ass a few good slaps on the ass and as expected she liked it. I pulled out of her and turned her around to face her. She had a big smile on her face. She grabbed me and kissed me hard. I pushed her away and gave her a good slap on the face which she loved because she asked me to do it again and I did. I grabbed her tits and began sucking on each one like they were mountains of candy. I took her nipples into my mouth and gently bit and pulled on them, as I did this I stuck a hand between her legs and fingered her pussy. I got her to lie down on the top of her desk and I got right on top of her. I shoved my dick back into her, our bodies were pressed hard against each other; I was holding the edges of the table while she had her nails digging into my back. She screamed into my ear as I pumped myself into her harder and faster. "Faster, asshole, faster," she screamed. I did as she wanted and gave her all that I got. In an instant her body lurched upward as an orgasm filled her body, she screamed so loudly I was afraid someone on the next floor would hear us. We turned around on the desk and she was now on top of me. She grinded her hips around my cock while I just laid there watching her amazing body, her tits bounced gently for my amusement. I wanted to get back on top of her again, but she held me down as she began fucking good and hard. I did my best to thrust my dick upward into her, but it was like she didn't need my help. She was getting what she wanted from me and I was pleased to let her take it. She had another orgasm and gave off another ear-piercing scream. Eventually I couldn't hold it any longer and with one last thrust I shot every ounce of cum I had in me right into her. After resting for a few minutes we got off the desk and put our clothes back on. "So, we have a deal right?" I asked. "Yeah, you get your promotion," she said as she finished buttoning up her blouse. "Only it won't be for another three months, so you're going to keep me satisfied until then." She gave me a big slap on the ass and told me to get out of her office. The End!!