3 comments/ 22881 views/ 5 favorites Viagra: the Blue Pill Works! By: mojavejoe420 Viagra Experience, and some BBW Fun! Howdy. This is a real story. Probably. I'm in my early 50s and I'm sad to say, the Erectile Dysfunction monster has struck me. I've been married for a very long time. The sex between us had slipped, it was rather monotonous. It was becoming obvious that I wasn't 100% hard, and subsequently, ejaculation started happening right away. So, not a lot of satisfaction for either of us. I made a joke how, as a younger man, I would get a hard on if a cool breeze blew. Now, it takes a class five hurricane to get me going. She got insulted, I didn't care, and we haven't had sex in a year. But as time went on, I missed the closeness of a woman's touch. Went to a strip club and kind of got a girl friend who did me some special dances. But at the end of the day I was just frustrated and she had a fat wallet. Interesting to note that I did get pretty hard with her. Maybe I just needed a younger woman? So then I found a website called 'Backpage' that advertises stuff for sale. It's kind of like Craigslist. But they have entire sections devoted to escorts and 'sensual' massages. I hemmed and hawed for a long time and decided to take the plunge. My first "massage" was with a robot-like girl. She had a nice body, it was mutual touch, but she just wasn't making me feel comfortable at all. I mean, hey, I'm 50+, but I don't look like some skanky old dude. Got all my hair, white teeth, athletic build, pretty decent looking, people usually guess that I'm maybe 40. So anyway, she's playing with my johnson and I'm feeling her (dry) pussy and not much is happening in the erection department. This was getting embarrassing. Eventually, I got semi-hard and she got me to cum. Well, I thought. This is bullshit. Went to another gal with J-Cup tits, we'll call her Sara. Got pretty good and hard and had a nice cum with her. More about her in a bit. So then I went to the doc. After just barely mentioning my issues he hooks me up with 100mg Viagra pills. Here's the important part though. He gets me a prescription with a Canadian pharmacy. They can get generic Viagra which is unavailable in the USA. So that's about $2 per pill instead of $30! Good deal, I'll take 48. They arrived from India after about 3 weeks. Went to my next massage at a local asian place. Didn't know what to expect from the Viagra, so I took half a pill (50 mg) 45 minutes before I went in. The very average looking and average dressed Chinese lady gave me a great 1-hour massage. I was naked on my stomach and she worked my back, legs, with lots of attention on my ass. Hot rocks, then hot oils, fantastic. I got nice and hard. She rolled me over but placed a towel over my Johnson. It was obviously tenting. Then she massaged my face and shoulders etc., my erection began to slip as it wasn't very sexy. She did my arms, careful to hold my hand so I couldn't grab her. I began to get concerned that this may just be a massage and nothing else. She did my legs, got me semi-hard again and got RIGHT NEXT to my cock without touching it. Finally she kind of slapped my legs and said 'All done!' What the fuck? I stood up and pressed my cock against her, told her i would tip her. It was only a $30 massage, so I gave her $40 tip. She thanked me, let me feel her tits for about 30 seconds, then left the room. The massage oils were gone, she had taken them earlier in a basket, so I couldn't do much at this point. Also, this was not a 'room' actually, but an enclosure with curtains and there were other people, including women, getting fully-clothed massages just outside my curtain. I left, pissed. - - - Ok, The Good Part! - - - So I had enough of the chinese massages that made vague promises but didn't deliver. I kept watching Backpage.com but Sara was traveling around different places and she wasn't really any where close to me for a couple weeks. Finally, she came back around! Made an appointment for 8 am Wednesday morning. Told my boss I had a doctor's appointment, took my Viagra a little after 7, and i was good to go! A few words about my new friend Sara. She is about five feet, maybe an inch more. Brunette with blonde streaks. And J-cups. Honest to God J-cups. Do you know how big J-cups are? She had more than a foot of cleavage. Maybe a foot and a half. My guess was they weighed 12-15 pounds each. Just big fucking tits. She had the big body to go with it, too. Definitely a BBW. Now, in my younger days, I found an extra 10 pounds on a gal to be unattractive. But as I aged, I got wiser. Bodies don't have to be perfect to be sexy. Watched lots of porn with Samantha 38G, and Maria Moore, and goddamned if they aren't sexy bitches. Well Sara resembles Maria Moore, but even a bit heavier and, of course, shorter. She texts me her room nuber of the hotel, and I go right up. She lets me in, and I can't see! The room is blacked out except for 3-4 candles. "Baby, help me. So bright outside and so dark in here..." Sara stepped out of the darkness and gave me a big hug, pressing her gigantic tits into me. I could feel the Viagra kicking in already. Bitchen. I stepped out of my clothes, with my cock at about 75%. "Nice!" she said. Sara started with the massage, I let her go about 5 minutes before I rolled on my side and something along the lines of, "You know... I didn't actually come here for the massage. I came to see you. I had such a good time last time." Now, before, we kissed a little bit, like 5 seconds. This time, however, we kissed a LOT! Maybe she was used to me and trusted me, I don't know. But we made out like teenagers. Her lips were so soft, and I didn't rush it, either. After a couple minutes, I tested the waters and licked her lips with my tongue. Shortly, her tongue came out to meet mine. Entwined, our tongues danced around each other. With her tits still bound in her bra, I reached around to rub her ass. And found another surprise. "Hey!"I growled, teasingly. "What's going on back here? You don't have any pants on!" "Yeah," she grinned sheepishly. "I don't know what happened to them..." She rose up and let her big tits out for me. Jesus God they are so fucking nice. And Huge. I sucked them both for several minutes, just fully enjoying them. Sucking and squeezing the shit out of them. I was surprised that they were so firm. Not flabby at all. Fantastic. I reached between her legs, half afraid she would say 'no thanks' because her advertisement said 'some mutual touching'. But she was on board with the program. I found her cleft, and pried her smooth but dry skin apart. Slipped my finger inside just a bit and hit the jackpot. Liquid gold! Good Lord she was wet! My middle finger slipped right in. My ring finger joined it a moment later. Not that she was loose, she was just dripping wet. I started finger fucking her as I continued to suck her right tit. It was the bigger one, and had a bigger nipple. I worked my pointer finger inside her also. Three fingers inside her in the space of a minute! "Yeah baby," she started moaning. "Yeah get that pussy, finger fuck it baby!" I rammed my last finger in there too and furiously hand-fucked her. "You like that honey?" I asked. "Yes!" she answered breathlessly. "Yes! Right there... right there... oh fuck... yes..." I was trying to find her clit with my thumb, but it didn't seem to matter. She rose up on her hands and knees suddenly, pulling her tit from my face. She clenched down hard on me, then rocked furiously against my probing fingers for about thirty seconds. She didn't breathe, and her face scrunched up like she was dying. I thought my hand might snap off. I held it firm, though. "AAAUUUGHHH YES! YES! Yes!... yes..." Her cunt throbbed and squeezed my hand. She collapsed down across me, her tits smashing into my cock. My hand was trapped but I could still kind of rub her pussy, so I did. She whimpered with each mini thrust. After a minute or so, she got up and lay next to me. "Thank you!" she smiled at me. "I don't usually do that. You're just, very sweet." I dipped my hand back in her cunt, getting my fingers all wet. I brought my hand to her mouth, she reached up and pulled my fingers inside her mouth to suck and lick them clean. I did it again, feeding this hot woman her own orgasm. Jesus Christ. My cock was 1,000% hard, of course. No Viagra was necessary at this point, I'm sure. "Can I put my cock on your tits?" I asked. No harm in being nice. She rolled on her back and got some of her massage oil. She rubbed it into her tit valley. I climbed aboard. As I think I think I mentioned, Sara is a big gal. I could barely straddle her stomach, but when she wrapped her firm, fleshy tits around my cock, I felt like I landed in heaven. God she felt so nice! It only took a minute or so of fucking her awesome tits before I knew I was going to cum. I warned her, and she kind of trapped him down in her tits. Hey, she's not an actual 'full-service-provider', so I wasn't expecting to cum on her face. But I came hard in her tits. Jesus did I cum hard! I rolled off her, she went into the bathroom to clean up. Took her several minutes! She came back to the room and was wearing this tube top thing and sweatpants. She lay next to me and I started kissing her again. I gently caressed her cheek, and kissed her soft, soft lips. And here is where Mr. Viagra came into play. I was STILL at 100%! Ready to fucking go again. I pulled down her tube top and started playing with her big tits again. I sucked, licked, kissed, nibbled, and bit her nipples. At one point i grabbed a tit in both hands and kind of banged it against my forehead. "I'm trying to implant this in my brain,' I told her. "I need these memories to last forever!" She laughed and started stroking my cock again. But something felt a little different. My cock felt great, but he also felt... well, 'numb' isn't the right word. But I knew he would need a LOT of stimulation to cum again. She sat up and worked him for several minutes, and it felt great. I held a tit in my hand and pulled hard on its nipple. I patted it a little bit. Knocked it around some. Watched them wobble. smacked it a little with my fingers. "This ok?" I asked. She nodded, panting. I started hitting her tits a little harder. This was always a dream of mine. Tit slapping. Why? I don't know. It just really gets me going. I slapped harder. I looked at her questioningly. "Go for it!" she said. I gave her tit an honest-to-God slap. SMACK! She smiled and kept jerking my cock. I kept going, slapping both of them fucking hard! I pulled and twisted her nipples and slapped them some more. "More baby," she moaned. "Keep going!" Jesus Christ I wanted to cum on her fucking tits! I was thrusting up and down on the bed and she jacked me so hard... we were both panting hard from the exertion. Finally, her arm got tired and she rested for a moment. "He's uh," I said. "He's got his game face on!" My cock wasn't ready to cum yet. He was in fucking Porn Star mode. Sara lay across me and wrapped him up in her tits again and angled herself so I could play with her pussy again. And she talked up a fucking blue streak, too! Jesus I love dirty talk and wasn't expecting this from sweet little old Sara! "You want to fuck me don't you. Fucking ram my cunt. You want this cunt so bad. Fucking tit-fucker!" I jammed my fingers up inside her steaming wet cunt again. I don't think she ever dries up. "Yeah finger fuck my cunt! Fuck it fuck it fuck it! Oh it's so tight. I know you want to fuck my ass, too. Right? Fuck my tight ass? Huh baby? Butt fuck me?" I pulled my hand out and rubbed my dripping fingers on her asshole, and forced in my middle finger. "Yes baby! Fuck that tight ass!" Christ she was totally tit-fucking me while I fingered her butt and cunt, and she loved every minute of it, and I STILL couldn't cum! I kept my finger in her ass and worked her cunt with my thumb. "Cum baby!" she pleaded. "Cum on my tits again!" For several more minutes she kept talking and humping, and I was thrusting into her mountains and valleys of tit. All to no avail. Well, for me, anyway. She came again! Drenched my hand in cunt juices. I really wanted to lick her up, but I was a bit concerned with sucking up her sex juices. "Come up here baby, rest a moment." We lay side by side for a couple minutes. I glanced at the clock. I paid for one hour. We were at an hour and fifteen. I gotta do something. "So," I began. "No fucking?" She shook her head slightly. "No sex, no oral." "Alright then. Well, back in the old days when my wife was fun, she would let me hump her butt cheeks during her period. Can we try that? I won't go in, if you don't want me to." She agreed and rolled over. I dropped a little lube in her enormous ass crack, clambered aboard, and dropped my cock in there. Ahh yes... THIS is going to work! I just needed more pressure and friction! "Come on baby!" Sara encouraged. "Hump me! Hump that ass! Do it! Cum on baby! Squirt your fucking cum on me again!" I totally gave it everything I had. In a couple minutes, I could feel the build-up. Finally! With a lot of grunting, I came again. I pulled out of her ass crack and shot several long streaks up her back. Spent, I collapsed beside her. "Grab that towel for me, honey?" she asked. "Yeah, I'll get some kleenex from the toilet." As I stood up, I actually got a little dizzy. But I was fine. Got the kleenex, cleaned her up, cleaned me up. It was time to go. Now, I was happy to see Mr. Johnson was going down. They have those warnings on their ads, you know. "If your erection lasts more than four hours, see a doctor or serious injury may result." I didn't want serious injury! We kissed goodbye, and I went on my way. All good! Score one for the blue pill! Final thoughts. So, half a pill doesn't do much. Go with a full pill 100mg. The way it seems to work is, it just magnifies your feelings, by about ten times! I mean, if you take a pill and just sit there, you won't get a hard on. It's not magic like that. You still have to get turned on. But, when you get turned on, and it doesn't take much, Viagra amplifies your turned on feelings and you get good and hard. And, you can get hard again! Just be forewarned, that second orgasm will take quite a bit of effort. Make sure your lady is up for it! The timing of the pill: you need to take it at least 45 minutes before. It takes some time to work up. So figure that into your sessions. The above session took place in the morning before I went to work. At work I had to REALLY watch my thoughts or I would get hard again. So I'm pretty certain I could have gone a few more times, all from that original pill. Oh, side effects. Yeah, a bit of dizzyness. You need to get up slowly and not just jump up. I felt a tiny bit of a stuffy head later, nothing bad at all. I've heard some guys feel like they have a cold but wasn't like that for me. Also, some of you may be thinking "You should have fucked Sara!" Yeah, well, she's not an actual prostitute. Just a rub and tug girl. I showed her respect. In turn, we went overtime and I got two orgasms. I will see her again next month and we will have much fun. I imagine I might fuck her then. I'm not dumb enough to think that she 'likes' me, but I know that she enjoyed herself and that I'm one of her nicer customers. Anyway, peace out my friends!