2 comments/ 78135 views/ 1 favorites The Slang of Pornography Pt. 01 By: jthserra The Slang of Pornography (Part 01) In an effort to create more realistic and vital dialogue in fiction a writer has many tools and devices at his or her disposal. Slang can add color, humor and a distinct realism to dialogue. It can also aid with character development and background. In recent years, as the porn industry boomed, a unique and colorful language has emerged from within the industry. Some of this language has even filtered down to the customers. In any work of fiction or non-fiction relating to pornography the use of the industry related slang in dialogue and description can add dimension to the work. A complete listing of every bit of slang used in the porn industry could probably fill its own dictionary, so I will try to highlight a few of the more interesting terms, along with a brief description, history or usage guide. Again, while this listing is by no means comprehensive, any story relating to pornography or the industry can be enhanced by the proper usage of some of these terms. a - Anal sex.     Usage: She agreed to one commercial, an a.     Translation: She agreed to an anal sex scene . baggage - Any male accompanying a female performer on the set.     Usage: She’s in her dressing room with the baggage.     Translation: She’s in the dressing room with some guy (boyfriend, husband). commercial -A sex scene. This term was developed to allow porn producers and insiders to discuss plans in a public place without anyone really knowing what they are talking about.     Usage: We’ll pay you $300 for one commercial with him.     Translation: We’ll pay you $300 for a single sex scene with him. deadwood - A flaccid penis on the screen. Also called dolphin, flounder or softy.     Usage: We need to edit that shot and cut out the deadwood.     Translation: We need to edit that shot to eliminate the flaccid penis from the scene. e-coli pie - A scene involving oral stimulation of the anus.     Usage: The commercial has some great e-coli pie.     Translation: The scene features some great oral-anal sex. fence painting - A close up shot of oral sex on a woman.     Usage: Hey, we got some great fence painting in that commercial.     Translation: Hey, we got some great close up cunninglingus in that scene. giggler - A scene featuring two women. This term was developed from early terminology referring to a scene with two women as a g-g for two girls. This later evolved into giggler.     Usage: She agreed to a giggler.     Translation: She agreed to do a scene with another woman. hard-core - Most of us know this as a scene showing penetration, as opposed to soft-core where the penetration is simulated.     Usage: It’s a hard-core movie.     Translation: It’s a movie that shows penetration. jizzer - A shot in a movie where the male ejaculated outside his partner’s body. Also called a cum-shot.     Usage: Hey don’t leave now, the jizzer is coming up.     Translation: Hey don’t leave now the guys about to come outside his partner’s body. king triad - A scene featuring one man and two women.     Usage: The next commercial will be a king triad.     Translation: The next scene has a guy with two girls. queen triad - A scene featuring one woman and two men.     Usage: You got any with a queen triad?     Translation: Do you have any movies with a girl and two guys together? ride the cotton pony - Menstruating.     Usage: We can’t do the commercial today, she’s riding the cotton pony.     Translation: We can’t do the scene today, she’s menstruating. scalp - An appearance on a video box cover. A sign the performer has “made it big.”     Usage: She’s already got two scalps.     Translation: She’s already shown on two video box covers. triple play - A scene where a woman has sex simultaneously with three men – oral, anal and vaginal. Also called a triple penetration or tp.     Usage: I’ll give you an extra $200 if you do a triple play.     Translation: I’ll pay you an extra $200 if you have sex with three men at the same time – oral, anal and vaginal. western - A shot where a woman is astride a man who is lying on his back. She is facing his head.     Usage: For this commercial I want a western.     Translation: For this scene I want the woman on top of him, facing his head. The use of some of the terms above will add definitely add color and dimension to most any story. These are just a few of the colorful terms frequently used in the porn industry. Bibliography 1.)Dalzell, Tom – The Slang of Sin Merriam-Webster Incorporated, Springfield, Massachusetts 1998. 2.)Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, htt p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki The Slang of Pornography Pt. 02 The Slang of Pornography (Part 02) In an effort to create more realistic and vital dialogue in fiction a writer has many tools and devices at his or her disposal. Slang can add color, humor and a distinct realism to dialogue. It can also aid with character development and background. In recent years, as the porn industry boomed, a unique and colorful language has emerged from within the industry. Some of this language has even filtered down to the customers. In any work of fiction or non-fiction relating to pornography the use of the industry related slang in dialogue and description can add dimension to the work. A complete listing of every bit of slang used in the porn industry could probably fill its own dictionary, so I will try to highlight a few of the more interesting terms, along with a brief description, history or usage guide. Again, while this listing is by no means comprehensive, any story relating to pornography or the industry can be enhanced by the proper usage of some of these terms. art photos - Classy nude photographs.     Usage: I first noticed her when I saw some art photos.     Translation: I first noticed her when I saw some good quality nude photos. baby - A young newcomer who looks younger than she is.     Usage: I’ve found a baby for your next commercial.     Translation: I’ve found an actress who looks a lot younger than she is for your next scene. clam dive - A scene showing oral sex performed on a woman.     Usage: Hey I want a clam dive on this next shot.     Translation: Hey I was some cunninglingus on this next shot. deliver the load - To ejaculate.     Usage: You can always count on him to deliver the load.     Translation: You can always count on him to ejaculate. fluffer - A person hired to keep male performers erect during breaks in filming. Most often this is done by oral sex.     Usage: Look, we’ll keep her around as a fluffer.     Translation: Look, we’ll keep her around to give the guys a blow job during breaks to keep them hard. girl things, girl stuff - A range of hygiene procedures that women perform before a scene.     Usage: We’re not ready yet, she’s still doing some girl stuff.     Translation: We’re not ready yet, she’s doing some hygiene. hummer - A scene featuring oral sex on a man. This term dates back to the 60s, some other modern terms include blow job and head.     Usage: I want a hummer in this commercial.     Translation: I want some oral sex on a man in this scene. jiggly show - A show like Baywatch where the jiggling of breasts is the prime attraction for the show.     Usage: Before coming here, she starred in a jiggly show.     Translation: Before coming here, she starred a show featuring bouncing breasts. lunchmeat - A beautiful or sexually appealing female performer.     Usage: She is most definitely lunchmeat.     Translation: She is most definitely attractive and sexy. monster shot - An extreme close-up of genitals in a movie.     Usage: Her I want to zoom in for a monster shot.     Translation: Here I want to zoom in for a close up on the genitals. nudie - A movie or live show featuring nude women. This term was popular in the 50s.     Usage: Let’s go see a nudie.     Translation: Let’s go see a movie showing naked women. pink - An extreme close up of a woman’s genitals.     Usage: Give me a pink shot here.     Translation: Give me a close of her pussy. reverse cowgirl - A scene where a woman is astride a man lying on his back while she faces his feet. Also called a RC.     Usage: Give me a reverse cowgirl here.     Translation: In this scene I want her on top of him, facing his feet. reverse anal cowgirl - Same as reverse cowgirl except the woman and man are engaged in anal sex. Also called a RAC. solo box - Video box cover showing only one woman performer, a most coveted honor in porn.     Usage: Give her a solo box and it just goes to her head.     Translation: Feature her alone on a video box and it just goes to her head. tunnel magazine - Magazine featuring numerous pictures of a woman’s genitals.     Usage: He’s reading a tunnel magazine.     Translation: He’s reading a magazine showing a lot of pussy. wood - Erection.     Usage: We can’t start filming yet, we’re waiting for wood.     Translation: We can’t start filming yet, we’re waiting for him to get a full erection. The use of some of the terms above will add definitely add color and dimension to most any story. These are just a few of the colorful terms frequently used in the porn industry. Bibliography 1.)Dalzell, Tom – The Slang of Sin Merriam-Webster Incorporated, Springfield, Massachusetts 1998. 2.)Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, htt p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki The Slang of Pornography Pt. 03 The Slang of Pornography (Part 03) In an effort to create more realistic and vital dialogue in fiction a writer has many tools and devices at his or her disposal. Slang can add color, humor and a distinct realism to dialogue. It can also aid with character development and background. In recent years, as the porn industry boomed, a unique and colorful language has emerged from within the industry. Some of this language has even filtered down to the customers. In any work of fiction or non-fiction relating to pornography the use of the industry related slang in dialogue and description can add dimension to the work. A complete listing of every bit of slang used in the porn industry could probably fill its own dictionary, so I will try to highlight a few of the more interesting terms, along with a brief description, history or usage guide. Again, while this listing is by no means comprehensive, any story relating to pornography or the industry can be enhanced by the proper usage of some of these terms. air - Poor cum shot.     Usage: That last commercial had just air.     Translation: That last scene had a lousy cum shot. balsa boy - A performer who can’t be counted upon to get and maintain an erection.     Usage: Don’t count on him, he’s a balsa boy.     Translation: Don’t use him, he can’t keep an erection. c-light - Special spotlight used for close up lighting of woman’s genitals. Derived from cunt-light and a more delicate term than poon-light.     Usage: We need to get more c-light, it’s just too dark.     Translation: We need to get more light on her genitals, it’s just too dark. cum dodger - A performer who tries to avoid semen ejaculated in a cum shot.     Usage: Hell, forget her, she’s just a cum dodger.     Translation: Don’t use her, she avoids the semen in the cum shot. fag mag or flavor comic - A male homosexual pornographic magazine.     Usage: He got his pictures in a few fag mags.     Translation: His picture is in a few male porn magazines. French postcard - An erotic photograph. This term became popular shortly after the end of World War 1 when American GIs were first exposed to French porn. ghoulies - Violent pornographic movies.     Usage: He starred in a few ghoulies.     Translation: He starred in a few violent porn movies. gonzo - A style of filming where the cameraman is part of the movie and it is shot from his point of view.     Usage: Hey, this is a great gonzo flick.     Translation: Hey this movie is great, the cameraman is part of the film and it’s shot from his point of view. goods - The genitals of a man or woman, or the female breasts that are the prime assets of a porn star.     Usage: So you want to star in my movie, let’s see the goods.     Translation: So you want to star in my movie, let me see your breasts/genitals. hand books - Pornographic book or magazine. Called this because a hand is used to masturbate while reading.     Usage: He had a hand book with him, so it will be a while before he comes back.     Translation: He has a pornographic book, so we will have to wait until he finishes masturbating. inscrewtable - An Asian female porn star.     Usage: I have a couple of inscrewtables cast in this commercial.     Translation: I have a couple of Asian women cast in this scene. leather film - Movie featuring leather fetishes and rougher than normal sex.     Usage: I plan to shoot a leather film next.     Translation: I plan to shoot a leather fetish film with lots of rough sex. m-and-g track - Audio track featuring the moans and groans of the performers.     Usage: Play back the m-and-g track.     Translation: Play back the audio of the performers moans and groans. mish - To have sex in the missionary position, used as a verb.     Usage: Once the Senator arrives, I want them to mish for a few minutes.     Translation: Once the Senator arrives, I want them to have sex in the missionary position for a few minutes. ofer - Performer who has had trouble maintaining an erection and with ejaculation. Refers to the mathematic equation he was 0 for 4 in his attempts.     Usage: Damn, you didn’t hire him, he’s an ofer.     Translation: Damn, you didn’t hire him, he can’t keep his erection to ejaculation. pron - Term used for porn, simply transposing some letters in the spelling. This type of language derivation is sometimes called leet and is more often used on internet sources. Tijuana Bible - An eight or sixteen page porn comic featuring historic figures engaged in sex.     Usage: Sure he likes history; see there, he’s reading a Tijuana Bible now.     Translation: Sure he likes history; see there, he’s looking at a comic featuring historic figures engaged in sex. The use of some of the terms above will add definitely add color and dimension to most any story. These are just a few of the colorful terms frequently used in the porn industry. Bibliography 1.) Dalzell, Tom – The Slang of Sin Merriam-Webster Incorporated, Springfield, Massachusetts 1998. 2.) Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, htt p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki The Slang of Pornography Pt. 04 In an effort to create more realistic and vital dialogue in fiction a writer has many tools and devices at his or her disposal. Slang can add color, humor and a distinct realism to dialogue. It can also aid with character development and background. In recent years, as the porn industry boomed, a unique and colorful language has emerged from within the industry. Some of this language has even filtered down to the customers. In any work of fiction or non-fiction relating to pornography the use of the industry related slang in dialogue and description can add dimension to the work. A complete listing of every bit of slang used in the porn industry could probably fill its own dictionary, so I will try to highlight a few of the more interesting terms, along with a brief description, history or usage guide. Again, while this listing is by no means comprehensive, any story relating to pornography or the industry can be enhanced by the proper usage of some of these terms. bear - A male performer with a lot of body hair, especially popular in male homosexual scenes.     Usage: We need to get a bear for this next commercial.     Translation: We need to get guy with a lot of body hair for this next scene. big tender - Romantic scene that is often the final scene in a porn movie.     Usage: Okay, all we need to do is shoot the big tender.     Translation: Okay, all we need to do now is film the romantic scene. cocksucker red - The brightest color of red lipstick.     Usage: Put a little cocksucker red on.     Translation: Put a little of that bright red lipstick on. combat zone - Area in a city with sex stores and prostitutes, first used in to refer to a section of Boston.     Usage: He’s been walking the combat zone.     Translation: He’s been walking by the sex stores and prostitutes. glory hole - A fairly well known term describing a hole between private video booths located just below waist high.     Usage: That video store has viewing booths with glory holes.     Translation: That video store has viewing booths with holes for anonymous sex. grinder - An old style porn film featuring only sex, with no emphasis on plot or dialogue.     Usage: The guy’s a hack, he only produces grinders.     Translation: The guy’s a hack, he produces films with only sex, no artistic values or plot involved. gyno shot - A shot showing an extreme close of a woman’s genitals.     Usage: Here I want to cut to a gyno shot.     Translation: Her I want to cut to a close up shot of her genitals. het film - Heterosexual porn movie, as opposed to a homosexual movie.     Usage: Nah, I don’t need him, this one’s a het film.     Translation: No, I don’t need him, this film is a heterosexual one. Mr. Softy - Flaccid penis.     Usage: Damn, the shot’s ruined, there’s Mr. Softy.     Translation: Damn, the shot’s ruined, I see a flaccid penis. money shot - Another well known term describing a shot featuring a male ejaculation outside his partner’s body.     Usage: Okay, get ready here comes the money shot.     Translation: Okay, get ready here comes the ejaculation shot. Page 3 - A British term referring to a picture of a woman’s breast. In Great Britain the Sun newspaper has run pictures of women’s breasts on page 3 of every issue. pinch - A technique used by performers to create the illusion of a full erection by squeezing the base of the penis.     Usage: Dammit, tell him to pinch it so we can finish the shot.     Translation: Please tell him to squeeze the base of his penis so it will appear he is fully erect. plumber - Male porn performer.     Usage: We need to get another plumber.     Translation: We need to get another male performer. riding St. George - Shot in porn movie where woman is astride a man lying on his back facing his head. Also known as a cowgirl or the ride.     Usage: Look, I want her riding St. George in this one.     Translation: Look, I want her one top of him having vaginal sex while she is facing his head in this one. sandwich - Scene where woman is simultaneously engaged in vaginal and anal sex.     Usage: She has agreed to a sandwich, but it will cost extra.     Translation: She has agreed to simultaneous vaginal and anal sex, but it will cost extra. stickspin - A shot where a woman changes positions while the man’s penis remains inside her.     Usage: Wow, did you see that stickspin?     Translation: Wow, did you see that actress change positions without letting his penis fall out of her. stunt cock - Performer who stands in for a male star and provides the ejaculation of the cum shot. Also called a stunt.     Usage: Let’s round up a stunt cock for this guy.     Translation: Let’s find a stand in who can ejaculate for this wimp. wave - A penis which is only partially erect.     Usage: The best this guy can do is wave for the camera.     Translation: The best this guy can do is a partial erection. The use of some of the terms above will add definitely add color and dimension to most any story. These are just a few of the colorful terms frequently used in the porn industry. Bibliography 1.)Dalzell, Tom – The Slang of Sin Merriam-Webster Incorporated, Springfield, Massachusetts 1998. 2.)Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, htt p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki