2 comments/ 60740 views/ 8 favorites How to Just Get More Kinky By: Decayed Angel Sex, isn't it grand? Especially considering the amazing wide variety of persons, places and things there are out there to fuel our sexual appetites. Considering the many odd fetishes and sexual practices that people indulge in or fantasize about, erotic writers have a rich fertile place to look for story ideas. Of course this rich fertile place for story ideas is also a rich fertile place to find sexual gratification. Within the bounds of common sense and the specifics of your locality's laws, all that is holding you back is within yourself. Even though you may not dare to try some of the things I describe they are often interesting to think about. Guys, imagine yourself kneeling in front of a beautiful tall woman, or women imagine a man kneeling in front of you. Imagine the guy moving forward and slipping his hard cock between your knees for a fast and hard knee-fuck. Well that is Genuphallation or rubbing the penis between a partner's knees. This certainly adds a little color to the phrase, "Knee high to a..." or perhaps not. For those of us writing for the Mature category we often write about Gerentophilia or the attraction of some people to significantly older partners. Some people are aroused in some way hoping to reconcile the lack of affection they may have experienced from a parent or others may just prefer the compassion, intelligence and experience of older people. There are also rapists who only attack older women. This is also called anoraptus. The transsexual and cross-dresser category is often home to stories of Gynemimetophilia or those aroused by a male impersonating a female or male to female transsexuals. While this is only half the transsexual equation I imagine there must also be a term for those turned on by women impersonating a man or female to male transsexuals. When writing either S/M stories or gay stories consider the Handkerchief Codes where a person indicates his or her preferred sexual activities based upon the color of a handkerchief and where it is worn on the body. Some gay and S/M groups use handkerchiefs to signal potential partners of their preferences. Generally if a handkerchief is worn on the left side, it means the wearer is a top, while if it is worn on the right side, it means the wearer is a bottom. The color coding offers a wide variety of sexual activities to advertise: Black ------------ Heavy S/M Dark Blue -------- Anal Light Blue ------- Oral Gray ------------- Bondage Red -------------- Fisting White ------------ Novice Please be aware these codes are not necessarily universal, so you might want to confirm the coding before donning your colors and heading out to a club or something. When considering the dark blue versus light blue, you might want to make sure you use a washing detergent that won't fade colors or you might get a surprise. Harpaxophilia is the arousal from getting robbed. This can be used in fantasy play where a "victim" goes to bed later to be awakened by a scantily clad cat burglar. At some point the "victim" will be bound and interrogated about the whereabouts of valuables and then sexually molested by the "burglar." Perhaps a bit shocking for some people, Hierophilia defines those aroused by sacred objects. A hierophile may masturbate with a cross or while sitting on pews in a church. Some people have been known to break into a church and have sex on the altar. Wow, perhaps this can be used in the celebrity category: "Holy fuck Batman, I didn't know the Penguin was a hierophile." "Don't bother me Robin, I'm ah... praying." Somewhat in line with hierophilia is homilophilia or being aroused while listening to or giving a sermon. Oh Jimmy Swaggart, had we only known. There are some adults who remain children actually having an aversion to adult bodies, clothing, etc. This is infantilism. There also those who are aroused by playing the role of an infant, often donning diapers as their partner cares for them like an infant. Okay folks, here's one for your sewing circle. Infibulation is the sewing or fastening of the foreskin over the penis, sewing the labia together or sewing the scrotum over the penis. And to think your wife wants a new Singer Sewing Machine for Christmas. Fucking ouch! There you go, a few mild little kinks, if we disregard the sewing machine. Of course it will never be the same for me when I'm in church and I look around during the boring sermon and see nothing but smiling faces. You may want to wash your hands after a handshake from the preacher too. Yeah, some of this is some pretty goofy shit, but damn with over 4 billion people now alive today you got to figure some wacko has done it. All we have to do is find that story and tell it. * Bibliography: 1.) Fernbach, Amanda Fantasies of FETISHISM from Decadence to the Post-Human 2002 Rutgers University Press New Brunswick, NJ 2.) Love, Brenda Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices 1999 Greenwich Editions, London. How to Just Get More Kinky-er Okay, I am with you, there are some pretty sick fucking people out there that need to be fucking sent to jail for the sick shit they are doing or thinking about. But hey, live and let live is my motto, so let's keep looking at some fun kinky stuff. Have you gotten any story ideas yet? Come on, don't be shy, write a kinky story. Imagine the characters you can come up with if you start them off doing some of this stuff. We are already up to the JKL and Ms and I've skipped a lot of stuff. One thing I can guarantee about the kinks I'll discuss, when we get to the Ms don't expect me to talk about the good old missionary style. It may be tried and true, and you know, it might also be kinky for a few of you... I mean you can only fuck in so many ways before wanting to do something kinky, and hey after doing it standing on your head doggie style while a brass band plays coming back to missionary may actually seem kinky, I'll leave it alone here. I am sure, by the way I write, that everyone reading now knows that I'm a fucking sex machine able to please women in a single bound. Yeah, I'm probably the best lover any of you women and perhaps men will ever experience and by just telling you this I am getting incredibly aroused. Yes, I am talking about Jactitation or getting aroused or deriving pleasure from bragging of sexual exploits. And from someone who actually performs foreplay by begging so convincingly I really can't claim all the exploits above, perhaps I should confine my bragging to "Hey old Rosy Palm sure had a good time with me last night." Imagine this, you are visiting an Eastern country and are relaxing with a beautiful woman of that country. You are naked on the bed and she is above you, but for anyone watching neither of you are moving, at least that is true on the outside, but on the inside, with the use of abdominal and vaginal muscle contraction, she is milking your cock for all it's worth. Oh my, that is called Kabazzah a form of tantra. It is said some Eastern prostitutes are still experienced in this art. Okay, guys on the East Coast here in the US, I'm talking a bit further east than the Atlantic Ocean, so zip it back up and put your money away. Hey, remember the harpaxophile, the person aroused by getting robbed. Well harpaxophile I'd like to introduce you to a kleptophile. Kleptophilia is being aroused by stealing things. Kleptophiles may have fetishes and steal specific things or simply may not have a fetish and simply steal personal items -- tampons, panties, bras, hygiene spray. Also, some guys may steal a partner's panties as a souvenir or trophy. Someone like that may not want his wife dusting his trophy case very often. Origami anyone? How about Kokigami which is the art of wrapping a penis in a paper costume. Men will decorate their penis to look like geese, fish, squid or dragons and present them to their partner, who will unwrap the costume, stimulating the penis. We didn't get to see this part with Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai." Thirsty? Ah well, Lactaphilia may interest you. It is the sexual arousal caused by lactating breasts. Interesting enough, some women may experience orgasm during infant feeding and any orgasm will cause milk to spurt from a lactating nipple. In line with the above, Maieusiophilia is being aroused by women who are going to give birth. Oddly, many women do not feel sexy while pregnant and yet there are many magazines selling today that feature naked, pregnant women. We've been fairly tame for a while here, but once again, the faint hearted may want to skip past mucophagy or the consumption of nasal mucosa while engaging in nasolingus. Yeah I said nasolingus. Apparently for some it is a sign of total acceptance and love for a partner. Personally, I'm a bit more inclined to simply let them borrow a box of my facial tissue. Remember the movie "Porkies" or was it "Porky's," anyway, remember the gym scene with the female gym teacher turned on by the smell of the locker room. Well, that's called Mysophilia or being aroused by smelling, chewing or rubbing against a foul smelling, soiled piece of clothing like a jock strap, a bra, or panties. Damn, I think I've written a few of these stories. Okay, let's just forget the trauma of the nasolingus and try to figure out what we are doing again. Oh yes, we're writing about and having kinky sex. Somehow I'd don't think we will be able to add a category for nasolingus, so maybe I'll just let it drop. * Bibliography: 1.) Fernbach, Amanda Fantasies of FETISHISM from Decadence to the Post-Human 2002 Rutgers University Press New Brunswick, NJ 2.) Love, Brenda Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices 1999 Greenwich Editions, London.